Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim
Tell me, why do i hate you
>>685163834
Aw snap~
Going to drink with me too~?
>>685163962
>Adorable when ya blush anyway, go right on ahead.
W-what?
>
Any idea on what you wanna eat~?
I'm thinking Pizza for I and my sis~
Best type moon claimed
>>685163369
>>685163515
There is trick in Rossya
You drink vodka enough to make all blood vodka and if mosquito bite you you laugh because for weak mosquito Vodka is poison
Claiming Best Ass Goddesss!!
>>685163412
Hehe<3
Summer is back so im working more often as a lifegard and its the end of my session.. Help me cutie!!
>>685163630
Yeah almost!
I was just messing around too much didn't know what I wanted to do so I did 2 years of science...after that I enter a technique and ive been in it for 1 year and its great^^
Dayummm those word of wisdom again!
I knew I could count on you for that!!
>>685163788
Awwww she seems adorable!!
Does she tweet a lot? (I mean like bark.. idk kekk)
Any nasty mosquitoes here? I don't like mosquitoes!
>>685164409
Because my booty is awesome?
>>685163428
Oh shit that's actually really interesting, I remember liking it back in high school but it was always so complex it scared me away from it.
>>685163515
>>685163614
Can confirm, little shits are everywhere.
>>685163962
Nah you probably pay more attention than I do.
Yeah I was actually surprised we won the battle over their home planet, every military ship and space post, like mining stations research stations and space ports, has a military strength value and space ports are tough to take down, combine that with a large fleet and its usually suicide to attack, but I needed to take their navy out and I knew I had a greater capacity to replace ships than them so even if we didn't win I could quickly follow the attack up with more. Learned how not to fuck up a landing invasion too. Sorry for rambling here, I'm just proud of my soldiers for kicking xeno ass.
>>685164504
Youre a lifeguard?? Oh wow thats awesome!
>Amazing ass
How do you want me to help?!?
>>685164511
Mosquitoes?? Where??
>>685163962
Thank you! Although, most people say that I shouldn't be letting her out in the first place.
You're cute too, hand!
>>685164119
Koshi!
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|Katoura claimed!|
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685164413
I could do~ We'll have to see~
Tenryuu claimed
>>685163298
Sounds like my strategy in Sins of a Solar Empire:
>only enough ships to defend a few planets
>build up a large attack fleet
>rape the enemy away
It always feels beautiful to see the main attack fleet arriving in the enemy system. From the small ships to the big ones.
>>685164146
"Can i go for a walk on the sun in winter when she has -1°C?"
Why are some people even asking this?
claimed
>>685164561
for
>>685163636
Hestia claimed :^)
>>685164556
sauce ?
>>685164593
Yeah it is, I just fell in love with electronics back in high school and knew that's what I wanted to do the rest of my life. Only subject where I could sit and work for 6 hours without starting to do doze off.
You were training for fireman right? and doing some farm work in the mean time if I can recall correctly.
>>685164409
Marie rose said it's the most punchable face
>
>>685164146
They also like dark and sweet smelling stuff, and people who let of a lot of carbon dioxide too!
>>685164511
None of us do but the ones that eat them. I order if they have a role in the animall kingdom than being pests and food for others
>>685164723
There are no mosquitoes in the winter!
>>685164409
Love you too, Syndra.
>>685164413
You heard me, cute stuff.
Nah, not really. Probably just gonna wing it.
Pizza? Nice, she's lucky to have such a nice brother.
>>685164574
Hey there.
>>685164593
Pfft, it's all good man. Just glad you took out their home planet.
That's pretty much the biggest sign that you're losing a war, can't even keep your homefront safe. Good job.
>pats
>>685164670
No prob, adorable. I mean, I'm not the most experienced bird owner, but most pets brains work the same. Just reinforce what you want and they'll pick up the habit.
You're even more cute.
I want Mikasa to baby me like she does to Eren
>>685164670
I'm more an a Demo guy, concentrated moe.
Sanya Claimed
>>685163902
Not a single mosquito bite while inside, that should tell something~
>>685163955
Yeah, when i leave my house again i will be attacked by them..
Claiming Utaha
>>685164409
You don't hate me though
>>685164972
Alright! Anyways, how's your day going?
No, you're cuter! <3
>>685164504
That's awesome boi!
You can always trust me when it comes to making Quebec great again~
>>685164669
>white shirt
>thighs
<3
>>685164680
I hope so! It's gonna be so much fun~
>>685164910
>
>>685164972
I see..
Anything for my sis~
>What a gentleman this hand
why are all these waifus sluts
>>685164669
Hahaha thanks!!
But there's nothing really special about it :3
>Thanks cutie I love your panties
Hmmm lets see... I WANT 3 hugs each days AND I want to pat you every Saturday
>>685164846
KonoSuba
Watch it! Its great
>>685165254
Thanks mah boi!
Ohh hell yeah! But now it will be Quebec AND Canada!! #Believe in megumeme
>Love this pic
Claimed
>>685165318
What?! Not Kotoura!
>>685164946
its the most punchable smug face
>>685164409
you don't though <3
>>685164556
No, your bottom is one of the worst in the thread.
>>685164946
Yume is more punchable.
>>685164972
That's not an answer.
>>685165187
i hate you because i don't know you.
>>685164983
You just want to rub your hands on her abs
>>685164956
Yeah, summer is the worst season containing the worst parasites:
>mosquitoes
>refugees
>fat women in skin-tight clothes
>fat man without a shit
>fat children with less clothes
>homeless
>>685164192
fucking cheap b8.
>>685165500
Hi, Akiko!
>>685165239
It's been going fine so far, friend went off to go do other things. So I'm just relaxing right now, fairly happy due to my good health. And I can't gain weight, so I can't get fat. I'm a happy sailor. How 'bout you?
>I beg to differ, you're adorable
>>685165254
>pats
>Not really, I just like talking to y'all
>Bunch of cute folk
>>685165524
Sure it was.
>>685165685
Sorry.
>>685165524
>because i don't know you.
That hurt just a little bit, right here <3
>>685163752
A silly thing to ask, but I wanted to know.
I hope that everything's okay. I haven't sent a message in a little while... I'm getting there. I'm sorry.
>>685165254
I knew you wouldnt be able to resist me!
>>685165442
Thats eaaaaasy! Call it done!
>Hugs
Thats one I will spread them out through the day
>>685165753
I'm glad you're happy! Well, I have a cold, but so far I haven't been called into work! So I'm doing pretty good so far!
>W-Well, you're still cute!
>>685165254
I might have to go to the store tomorrow morning then~
>>685165685
(You) must be new here
Y U WATCH ANIME
Y
wehabosss
>>685164723
God it really is, especially when the enemy knows their fucked, I haven't even built any destroyers or even have the technology to build cruisers yet so it was just a fuckton of low level corvettes. It was more than enough though and was glorious to watch their fleet explode and burn out in the void above their capital.
>>685164888
I can see how, looks like a great field to get into.
Yeah that's the whole reason I've been working out recently is to get into the fire academy down here and eventually get on with the fire department, yeah my family owns land here so I help my dad out taking care of the place.
>>685164972
That's the whole reason I went for it, I've never played any of the Europa Universales games but in Crusader Kings taking the capital of a country you're at war with gives more war score than other places, its the same in this game so got like 50% war score just for occupying their home planet, made them surrender within a week too it was great.
>>685165631
>You just want to rub your hands on her abs
Well who doesn't?
>>685165500
Heyyy!! Akikoooooo
>>685165524
You know its a lie...Everyone respekt the booty
Go play with your balls on the rift
>>685165918
YAYYY!! Thanks cutie you're the best!
I knew I could count on you for what I need
>>685165523
Thug you have another
>
>>685166035
Wait, so this is what your bird looks like?
>>685165753
No.
Kys.
>>685166203
Ya ass a shit.
>>685166170
As long as you haven't gotten lewd with any of the family cows
QOTT: how many hours of sleep do you get a night?
4-6
>>685166437
Recently 10, normally 6.
>>685166437
1 to 3 if im lucky
>>685165442
I will proclaim myself the Emperor of Canada!
>then get executed
>>685165918
You know my weaknesses too well ;-;
>>685165753
Well thank you handsome~
You're seriously awesome!
>>685166092
>don't forget to try at least 1 bottle of red ale~
Looking forward to it~
>>685166437
2-10 hours
Depends on the night
>>685166437
Usually about 3. I have to get to work early
.>>685166378
Yep, that's what she looks like!
>>685166666
JESUS
>>685166666
Explosive!
>>685166035
Glad you're happy as well, lovely. Yeah, you mentioned the cold earlier, you should bundle up in some blankets with some tea or something and try to mellow your body down. Or take a bath, that could help.
>Haven't been called into work.
Nice, glad your day is going well so far.
>Still cuter though.
>>685166170
A week? Holy shit, what pushovers. They deserve to be enslaved if that's the case. Whip them a little harder for me, eh?
>>685166400
We'll put a pin in that for now, eh?
>The last push I needed
>I'll make sure to mention you in my suicide note as a thank you
>>685166437
4-5
>>685166666
HOLY MOTHER SATAN!
>>685166170
>you touched the cow
>you did it now
But anyways, in 3X games i'm a bit more defensive and take my time to research shit and flood my fleets with cheap, but effective frigates and corvettes. So completely the opposite of how i play in Civ 4.
And then i build a fleets with Capital Ships, Heavy Cruisers and my Titan and rape them away.
>Well who doesn't?
Still undecided due to her artworks: Is Tenryuu soft or does she have abs too which i could rub?
>>685166437
Normally 6-7, on a good and free day (or in vacation) ~10-12
>>685166400
I wont let this skip..!
One day you shall notice me
>>685166666
With this number I swear everyone you let you govern!!!!! What is this loll 66666
But I shall object to your execution!!!
Hey cuties I already got to gooo :c But I SWEAR I'll be back later! Big love rika and megume cuties
TAKE CAREEE NERDS!!
>>685165815
You ask and you shall get answers, it might be a silly thing to ask but i don't mind~
Everything's okay, im feeling quite happy after playing some football and having a Sauna. And to make that even better i got to see you once again~ I would say everything's more than okay~ I hope you've been good too. I'll wait for your message <3
>>685165708
What's up Kotou, nice pic
>>685166203
Hey Aqua
>>685166437
Rest is for the dead
>
But seriously a lot of times I'm too busy to sleep
>>685166881
Thanks for the tips, hand! You've been a real help!
Thanks again!
>No, you!
>>685166666
>fukken checked
All hail our evil overlord Megumin
>>685166666
quints...Quints..QUINTS, QUINTS QUINTSQUINTSQUINTSQUINTSQUINTS
>>685166666
Nah, you are.
>>685167411
Y'all sure do thank me a lot for shit I enjoy doing, jeeze. Think nothing of if, adorable.
>Nah nah, you.
>>685167343
Thanks, Akiko! Nothing much is up, just sitting around with my bird and browsing /b/
>>685164972
Hi again handsome.
>>685166666
Heil explosive Satan
>>685167717
How's my favorite Gachibuddy doing?
>>685167105
See you late adorable one!
>>685166810
>thighs
>>685166812
>>685166882
>>685167190
>>685167494
>>685167620
>>685167717
Oh sweet satan
Am I gonna become the new Emperor of Canada?
>>685167105
Kek
I'll see ya hopefully soon~
>>685167645
Just accept this one please~
>>685167717
Hey kyouko~ How are ya?
>>685167801
Hey hand, do you play NationStates?
>>685167655
What kind of birb is it, and can you provide pictures?
>>685166423
Ah if only...
Nah we don't even own cows, wish we did though so we'd have a constant source of milk, they're also cute as hell.
>>685166437
Depending on how late I stay up 6-10, sometimes more and I still feel tired later that day for some BS reason.
>>685166881
It was a short time after I occupied their capital to when they surrendered, but we had fought a lot of battles prior to that so taking their capital put me up to 94% warscore so I wasn't surprised they almost immediately capitulated.
>>685166909
Yeah I usually take my time too and build up just massive unstoppable forces, this war though needed to happen soon and I was forced to act, still kicked their asses but next time I'll have much more powerful ships.
Yeah I've seen it both ways in her artwork, I like to think she does, fits her personality in my opinion and abs look amazing if they're done right.
>>685167801
Pretty good at the moment, what about you Billy?
>>685166666
quints confirm holy fuck megumin i go to make dinner you do this
>claiming yume
>>685164409
You hate everyone just like I hate all of humanity
>>685166437
Not enough
about 6-8 but I need atleast 10 to feel relaxed and I won't get up below that
>>685166666
>explosiv checked
>>685168089
She's a cockatiel! Sadly, my camera is broken, so here's a pic I found on google images.
________
|Katoura!|
>>685167940
>Just accept this one please~
I'd rather not.
>>685168037
I have a Steam, but I don't play NationStates. What's that?
>>685168148
Kek, well good work doing so. Broke those filthy non-human's backs.
>>685168151
Glad to hear it, hot stuff. Up to anything right now aside from Dark Souls 3?
Me? I might play some Halo soon, listening to music right now. Nothing that special.
>>685168148
What animals do you have?
Personally I've always loved sheep.
>>685168431
Cockatiels are cute, sadly I'm not in a position to own any animals at the moment.
>>685168234
Ahahah~
Satan is on my side!
What are you making qt?
>>685168478
Aww..
>I still think you're awesome!
>>685168478
Not really, just Dark Souls and the thread to be honest.
> I might play some Halo soon
Hope you have fun and you don't rage too hard!
>>685168699
well I've had my nice expensive meals for the week, put some sliced ham in a tomato and pepperoni sauce and mixed it with some packet rice.
And I sliced up an apple.
>>685165500
Did you make this pic?
>>685168478
It's an online game! It's basically just you running a nation and making decisions for it.
>>685168950
Yes I did. I couldn't find any on the internet so I just had to. It's not great, but it's not bad either
>>685168699
Likewise, lovely.
>>685168843
That's fine, just happy you're enjoying yourself on this fine Thursday.
Kek, that's only for that PC multiplayer I used to play. Too many tryhards, I also don't like yelling at my monitor so I tuned that down a bit.
I genuinely enjoy playing the campaigns though. They're relaxing and really fun.
>>685169048
Ahhh, alright. So it's more of a strategy game, eh? Reminds me of Tribals Wars a bit from how it sounds. Ever play Halo?
>>685168234
Forgot this
>thighs
>awesome thighs
>>685168871
That looks delicious!
>>685169136
Full resolution hero strikes again.
A god amongst men.
>>685168478
And its glorious because everybody hates me for my slavery policies and the fact that I mercilessly bombarded their home planet prior to the invasion, you can bombard planets at 3 different levels, the light one is only targeting known military installations and does the least amount of damage obviously, medium uses everything but the largest weapons you have so that even if you hit civilian areas they still have a chance of surviving, full bombards indiscriminately and does the most damage but has a chance to kill of civilians and destroy buildings on the surface. You can guess which one I used.
>>685168561
We've got chickens, geese, ducks, bees, dogs, and a cat, we had sheep when I was a little kid and we lived further north but we're looking more to improve what we've got right now before expanding any.
>>685169381
Call my an autist but I just hate to see a good picture get ruined by being too small.
>>685169203
Its actually pretty good and I really like how her hair turned out. There is a patch of wrong colored background between her hair locks, on her right side.
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Going sleeping, night everyone.
>>685169373
it's really not that good.
This is what it's like to be poor.
>>685169564
That's not autistic at all shiki. You're the hero we all need.
>Maki
>>685169620
Yes Doctor!
>>685169285
I see I see, well I hope you enjoy your time cute hand!
>>685169564
I was about to ask if the anon posting the full sized pics was you, kek.
>>685169690
Goodnight!
claimin.......can i have a hug my dad strikes again :(
>>685169690
Night Sanya
>>685169690
Goodnight
Dio-sama...
>Goodnight
>>685169690
Night.
>H
>>685169543
So the third is basically equal to glassing. Roger that, good job. I expect nothing less of your genocidal campaign across the cosmos.
>>685169620
Well what else can I do to it?
>>685169771
Likewise, cute wrestle buddy.
>>685169717
It's still better than whatever I have most of the time~
Right now I'm treating my sis with good food I can barely afford
>>685169285
Sort of!
No, I rarely play console games nowadays. Plus, games like Halo don't really interest me.
>>685169930
A true gent.
>and now back to your regular thigh posting
>>685169771
If it's a thumbnail I just dismiss the poster as a dumbass, but when the image is smaller but is clearly meant to be bigger it can't hurt to quickly iqdb it. I often check my own posts to make sure there isn't a larger one available.
>>685164192
Hey Handy, I hope things went well.
I'm sorry about yesterday, you just wanted to be alone and we wouldn't stop bothering you.
I'll try to be around in a few hours, see you.
>>685169724
Another one eyed friend!
>>685169915
Hopefully something lewd...
>>685170208
Oh boy, I'm being treated today~!
>>685170077
Damn, shame. It's a good franchise though I understand your displeasure with console games. Any games in general that you like, cute stuff?
>>685170281
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>>685170309
Yeah, they went better than expected actually.
Don't be, you two were just trying to help. Didn't do anything wrong, I was just very stressed out and emotionally flustered. No worries.
See you in a few, hope your day's been going well.
>>685170281
I see I see, I actually try to find bigger versions of my pics aswell if I feel like they could be a smaller version.
(Did you see the imgur of all the FGO chibis I posted some threads ago?)
>>685170208
Nice butt.
>>685169915
Pretty much yeah, there's two types of armies in the game, defensive armies that never leave their home planet, and assault armies that come with their own transport ships and they're the guys you use to attack and occupy planets, gave all of my assault armies swarms of hunter killer drones so they never stood a chance.
>>685170077
>I rarely play console games nowadays
Good man
>>685170743
That picture didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.
I can't even make a thumbnail, I really am a dumbass, kek.
>>685170777
Gotta use overpowering force, man. Pull out all of the stops just to show everyone you mean business. They were idiots to try anything anyway.
>>685170756
Ï saw all the chibis but couldn't find a "split" version with each individual sprite, guessing they didn't go that far. Decapitating bunny also was a fool's joke but they did a surprising amount with the design and released a decent amount of concept art.
My computer upgraded to Windows 10 while I was asleep. It's not as bad as I expected.
Claimed
>>685169883
the king of gets returns, as do i
>>685170451
Nice eye
>>685170451
>Hopefully something lewd...
Was hoping you'd catch on, kek.
>>685170621
qts deserve them~
>>685170756
not as good as yours~
Also, guys.
My band just got booked in for a gig and we can't think of good songs.
We have two vocals, two guitars, bass (me) and drums. We mostly play rock but also do some blues, and would try anything.
Anyone got a cool song to cover?
Anybody in college? What you nigs goin to school for?
>film and digital production here
>>685170756
Also if you install 4chan x you get some very handy inline image search options, so you can with a click search the most popular japanese image sites showing their res.
>>685171684
Electrical Engineering.
>>685171684
Multimedia Journalism minoring in Japanese
>>685171905
>minoring in Japanese
Filthy weeb /s
>>685171675
My my~
I dunno much about music, will this do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
>>685171107
Yup, I've also gone Starship Troopers, my government is a military republic which means only full citizens can vote and the only way to become a full citizen is to join the military. Also only full citizens and only humans can hold public office or really do anything in my society, no xenos allowed.
>>685172060
I'm fully aware Yui :>
>>685172102
What an absolute tune. I'll suggest it <3
>>685171802
I have it installed already!
Thanks for the tip anyways tho.
>>685171282
>Ï saw all the chibis but couldn't find a "split" version with each individual sprite
Oh I see, well too bad I guess.
>they did a surprising amount with the design and released a decent amount of concept art.
Mm guess so, atleast some of these were pretty funny to look at.
>Pic related
>Kyouko
>>685170743
Well, yes. I like mostly Medieval RPGS like the Elder Scrolls series. Especially Oblivion and Skyrim. Those two were pretty good.
I guess I like Nationstates, but most of the time, the forums are basically hell on Earth. There are a ton of radical Feminists, Muslims, and Christians on there. On one board Feminism is basically the law. Not being a Feminist there basically gives you at least a three-day ban. I mean, at least it's only one board.
Hungry...
>>685172289
consume food then
>>685171802
Nice my brother is going for that too
>>685171905
Nice
I'm heading of to bed, 6h train ride tomorrow....again. But anyways, see you guys later and until then: Always remember the answer to life, the universe and the rest.
And always try to have a nice breakfast.
>>685172289
>>685172359
I'm gonna go make some oatmeal.
>>685172409
Goodnight Fuhrer.
>>685172409
Goodnight~
>>685172207
Glad to be of help~!
>>685169607
>fixed
>>685171684
Uni, studying Game arts and Design
>>685172409
Goodnight!
>Kyouko
>>685172409
you fucking made a screenshot?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
It take fucking 10 times longer to make a fucking screenshot and cutting it instead of just saving the image
>>685172107
Hahahaha, yes. Great, galactic domination should be the goal. Not pleasing those digi smoothskins.
>>685172284
>Elder Scrolls
Ahhh, nice. Good choice, also love that series. Medieval RPGs are also neat.
>There are a ton of radical Feminists, Muslims, and Christians on there
Well that sounds terrible, nothing turns me off from a game more than like shit like that.
Follow Cowgirl's steps and genocide them.
>>685172585
Oh man, where is this sexy person from?
>>685172867
boku no pico
>>685172409
Night
>>685172215
Yeah I just wasn't sure, surprsing amount of people I know don't use 4chan x.
>>685172409
Night Ten
>the answer to life, the universe and the rest.
42?
>>685172867
She's from Konosuba
>>685173037
I installed 4chan x five days ago, it's really great!
My waifu can beat up your waifu!!
>>685173704
She can try but she wont succeed
>>685171456
>everyone fails to notice best eye
Greetings, Vel'koz How're you today/tonight?
>>685173704
Indeed. But your waifu wouldn't be so mean, would she?
>>685173704
To be fair, your waifu is hot bi-pedal and mine's just a skinny hand.
>>685172848
Well, they mostly stay on topics about them, so they're easy to avoid. Although, it's fun to have a small debate with them once in a while. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=ioclen
>>685173704
Doubt it
>>685173939
Fair enough, at least they're avoidable. Depending on the conversation it can be interesting I suppose.
I'll save the link for later, thank you.
>>685173905
She wouldn't fight another one eyed nigga
>>685173907
That's true. Fuck. Foiled again by those meddling kids
>>685173912
But a hot hand at that
>>685173704
Somehow I doubt that
>>685173907
Good day Vigil I'm good thank you
How have you been? I have not been here for some time
>>685173704
Why would she be so mean?
