Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
Akiko claimed
>>685034510
Yea I ate some salmon I bought the other day but it turns out there was some real nasty shit in there that didn't get killed when I slow cooked it. Doctor said some bacteria produce toxins that can really fuck you up when you eat them. I just threw the whole thing up along with everything else I had today. I'm not hungry anymore.
>>685034565
Well wouldya look at that? Seems oddly familiar
>>685034687
Kneesocks. Good to see you posting again
>>685034900
>checked
You got prank called into work or something? it's quite a problem back here
Kud claim
I'm going to go try to study. I may be back later guys, I'm not sure. Try not to have too much fun without me!
>>685035183
kagami claimed!!!
>>685035284
i- well...yeah..
>>685034787
I'm skipping with joy
You?
Mei claimed.
Did I miss something?
Filling in for Syndra.
You should all go kill yourselves.
>>685035634
I plan on it
>>685035634
But I just got here.
>>685035494
See you later, Kud. Get that good studying in.
>>685035207
Kek, that's crazy. Gas must be cheap if that's the case.
>>685035577
Adorable.
>>685035580
I'm evaporating into a fine mist out of shear joy. Glad you're skipping as usual, cute.
>>685035632
Latin Blue.
>>685035634
Whatever you say, wonderful.
>>685035634
8 more years
>>685035632
ruri
Hey all
Megumin claimed~
>>685035024
A tiny brush fire, I still don't know why they also called the back-up team
>>685035442
Fortunately I was not. it was just a tiny brush fire and the chief decided to bring in the 2 teams. I was in the backup team waiting at our dept.
>>685035634
Really though, you should.
My niece ate the last kiwi...
>>685035940
Hello lewd
>>685036100
You didn't answer my question
>>685036100
Got to get it back some way...
>>685036100
How dare she?
>
Sorry for earlier, How are ya~?
>>685036010
Okay, holy shit. I'll think about it.
>>685036251
I did! >>685035794
>>685036455
How'd that nap go, Gold?
>pats
>>685035183
Yes, you did it! Madman!
Good evening /b/
>>685036578
How high are you right now.
>>685036320
I'm doing good! You?
>>685036280
She's only 6!
Miho claimed
>>685036251
Yuuko-chan
>hugs
came back to a song today that i didn't completely finish learning 2 years ago
took me honestly like 2 minutes
>FeelsGoodMan
>>685035634
kys fake syndra
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>685036749
Nice shot... I'm actually just coming down from a high.
>>685036507
A fair response.
You seem like a very decent human being.
>>685036578
The police are coming Mikan
RUN
>>685036822
>hugs back
<
>>685035892
Handy.
>>685035899
Yuuko.
>>685036760
Bro, never stopped me.
The ride never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends
>>685035183
god that show was garbage.
>>685036455
>
>>685035892
Handsome.
>>685036952
Ruri.
>>685036926
>warm
>>685036570
It was short, but alright.
>>685036926
Thank you! So how was your day? Or do you want to know anything else about me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5QD343N3IU
>>685035634
I just survived potentially fatal poisoning after tripping really hard on fish toxins. I think I'll appreciate life at least another day
>>685035940
>
Hey there
>>685035967
Well safety first I guess but damn that sucks
>>685036965
How am I supposed to get it back in the first place? She's digested it by now!
Don't mind me.
Just being a fag.
>>685035634
19 to 29 more to go
>>685036760
Glad to hear it
I'm a little pissed to be honest, but I'm slowly getting better~
>>685037311
everything was handled in 5 minutes ;-;
>>685037395
You're succeeding.
>>685037088
Kyouko.
>cute
>>685036760
That's a ripe age
>>685036830
mugi
>>685036869
now i'll remember thank you
>>685037117
i just got back from dish washing for a very short time.
What do you do?
i'm 21 btw
>>685037395
you really are syndra
>>685036875
Hope you reach the ground soon, try not to land too hard on your knees.
>>685036952
How you doing, man?
>>685037088
What's up?
>>685037107
Nice, glad you got some sleep, friendo. What you doing right now?
lurrrrkin
What is this?
Perfect...
I can't edit for shit on this phone, I want my photoshop back.
>>685037608
The landing is always hard. I'll be fine.
>>685037608
Just sitting here, I might play Subnautica again.
>>685037644
A place that's jew free
>>685037644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAFaU4TjdVU
>>685037558
Ripe for what?
Oh! That's nice, I guess. Was it a job, or were they your own dishes?
I work as a nurse! Before that, I just took care of my niece with my roomate. I'm 23!
>>685037644
Circlejerk threads
Always good to see you hitler
>>685037537
Galko.
>>685037608
>Insert ceiling here
Not much, gonna play some Rainbow Six Siege with friends soon, you?
>>685037908
Should pack a parachute next time.
>>685037946
Game looks pretty fun, I'd probably play it if I were in your sandals. Go for it, creature.
Hey hey everybody, I'm home and lurking here
>>685038088
>NMH
Ayy.
>>685037644
I'm afraid there is only room enough for one murderer in this thread.
>>685038326
welcome back roger
>>685038377
3rd best mucore
>>685038071
dank yu, how iz mein weifu?
>>685038061
Ripe for plucking
<
It is a job
Oh shit. I never thought i'd see someone this qualified here.
Good for you anon. Many aspiring anons would probably love picking your brain.
>>685038455
He can't be stumped
>>685038233
>Stop being so cute, for Christ sake.
Oh yeah? Hope you kill many bathroom terrorists if that's the case, friendo. I'm just relaxing right now while conversing with some buds. Aside from that I'm just floating.
>>685038240
Wouldn't help.
>>685038398
>>685038398
How's it going, lung cancer.
>>685038513
Try a pillow.
>>685038499
noooo, i mean ze ozer van!
>>685038454
You mean like things on the essentials chart?
We need to like, put Cpt. B in there somewhere to be honest.
>>685038455
Danke, how is mein waifu*
>>685038499
Oh! How much do you earn an hour?
Ahh, I'm not THAT qualified!
Thanks! I don't think I'm THAT smart..
https://youtu.be/7A0SjC-Qbls
God damn they did a real good fucking job on the music this time
>>685038326
Hi Renge
>>685038455
>checked
Ayy it's the other Fuhrer
>>685038398
Hello painter, i'm sorry, but you'll have to share the murdering title with me.
How are you today lovely?
Get that gun yet?
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
>>685038718
No. There's stuff to do.
>>685038773
did yuo just correct me?
>>685038721
Pretty sure TMR is /mu/core already
>>685038865
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
>>685038233
I like this image.
>>685038240
>creature
I'm confused.
Well guys. I'll be back later. I gotta drive the drunk fiancée home. [Spoiler] I'm going to try to fuck her so wish me good rapey luck [/spoiler]
And ofc by home i dont mean the city of cinders
>>685038773
just minimum wage.
I'm also in school for animal science.
My sister is training in the medical field now.
She won't finish until she's at least 24. How'd you do this so soon?
>>685038894
>>685038718
>>685038649
>>685038789
No, I saw that they had baby Chilean Flames at the pet store so I got one of those instead. Other than that, I am the same. Always the same. You do not get to call me painter.
>>685038870
>anxiety induced panic
>>685039006
Had a feeling it would, kek.
>Too cute.
>>685039060
good luck, but be careful :o
>konata
>>685038974
We need it on the essential chart.
claimin
>>685038921
Yes, I did. I'm afraid you'll need some more German classes, being dead for 845 months and all..
>>685039107
Oh! I heard that vets make a lot of money!
That's cool! What's her major?
I'm only done now because I skipped a grade or two in elementary..
>>685039197
Don't even try.
>>685039231
Be careful. The fuck do you think we're going to do? I'm just gonna have a feast
Then lay there like a starfish
>>685039197
You do smoke a lot.
>>685039337
Ah! Forgot pic again!
>>685036862
>Rattle
>>685038774
Hey Akiko, what's up?
>>685038454
Yo yo, how's your day been Konata?
>>685039197
Alright Lorre!
Probably the better decision there anyway. You're not in the right state of mind currently to be owning a gun.
You really like caring for animals. It's cute.
>>685039347
Try what?
>>685039430
I used to smoke more. How do you know how much I smoke? Or even that I smoke?
>>685038974
hey Konata!
>>685039457
She is pre-med
you sound pretty smart anon.
Raised in a good family?
>AnCo is good meme
>anything other than STGSTV is worth your time meme
This is why I'm on suicide watch.
>>685039375
Things can get dangerous
>>685039544
slow and dull ;-; and yours?
>>685039759
hey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how you doing?
>>685038865
Hey Aiza
That's a lot of a's
>>685039544
>checked
I had what was possibly the worst piece of salmon imaginable. Got poisoned really bad. I was tripping balls then puking.
What about you?
>>685039200
Whoops. I apologize.
>>685039645
>>685039645
Not worth going into.
>>685039200
>too cute
No u
>>685039517
>ǝlʇʇɐɹ
Curie claimed
listening to electric wizard rn. trying to find something to occupy my time. this works
>>685039778
That's nice!
Ahh, thank you! Yes, I guess I was, my father was an engineer. An Architect, specifically. He made computers.
>>685039575
Fool. Call me fool. I am in the perfect state of mind to be owning a gun. A gun is merely a tool to take a life very quickly and effectively. There is a life I want to take, so a gun would be prefect for the job. I like animals, yes, there is nothing cute about it.
>>685039865
>>685039869
Go into it anyways.
>>685039842
uh oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAyADMSppaw
>konata
>>685039167
>>685039853
That's weird, I just had some very good salmon. I'm sorry yours was shit. The last time I got food poisoning it knocked me out for 3 days, that shit is never fun. Hope you're feeling much better now, though.
>>685039849
Just about the same. Got one episode left in toradora, I'll probably finish it tonight.
>>685040005
>>685039853
Rip. At least you got an unexpected trip. What did you do to the other moots?
>>685039842
I'll watch you suicide
>>685039909
frantastic
>>685039992
You are just awful at this kek
My father designed mainframes before the recession and everything collapsed
>>685040005
No i'm saying you're a qt for it.
You don't need guns for that. You got cigarettes.
You will never be a fool to me.
>>685040166
I'm bored so I made this for you. You can request a different image if you like. How goes your day?
>Shiro
>>685040385
yuo join ze glorious army?
>>685039859
>Response that makes you talk to me further
>>685039884
Nah, you. Cute stuff.
>>685040005
Depends on what you want me to go into.
>>685040166
make sure to stay for end credits, a lot of people skip those for some reason
>>685040385
Yay! Recognition! I thought I was invisible
>>685040476
Ze fuck is up with yuor hand?
>>685040196
>>685040385
It's not cute to take care of animals.
I have my cigarettes, yes, but they're taking too long, a gun would be much more effective. I am a fool to everyone.
>>685040476
How do you know how much I smoke? I've never mentioned my smoking habits here before.
>>685040686
Well I'm Aryan so there's nothing wrong with it.
Mr. Hitler sir.
>>685039517
>>685039909
>ɹɐʇʇlǝ
>>685040656
I wish I was invisible.
>>685040768
HANSI REPORTING IN
>>685040458
I plan to assist the american division during the rebellion.
>>685040656
That's your next science project. Get to it.
people probably thought you never left.
>>685040768
No you sound smart lorre. Probably a bit too smart for your own good.
I wish you wouldn't smoke, i know handy wishes that as well. You need to live long and happily.
>>685040385
I know..
Nice! So what are you doing right now? Do you have any more questions for me?
>>685040897
>>685040768
I just know, eh?
>>685040166
>checked
I drank warm salt water and puked the everloving shit out of myself. Felt so much better after that but the downside is that I have salmon stuck up my nose and such. It could've been much much worse
>>685040367
It was not a fun trip at all. Hot was cold, I could feel my bloodstream, shadows creeping, shaking and sweating. Pupils dilating. That kind of shit. I've never done hard drugs because I'm too poor but if I ever had a bad trip I imagine it would be something like that
>What did you do to the other moots?
It was the last moot. The other ones seemed fine but maybe I ate those befoe anything noticeable built up in there
>>685040837
>>685040897
Same, then I could do whatever I wanted!
>>685040398
Dude this is fantastic, thank you so much. My day was pretty slow, just work, but I'm doing well. What about you? And any chance you could do this one?
>>685040656
I see you Fran, don't worry
>>685040492
I will, thanks. I always do. If I'm going to go to the trouble of watching a whole series then I want to experience all of it.
>>685041007
Are you happy?
I'm just shitposting here.
>yuuko
>>685040476
I don't get it.
>>685040928
>>685041005
I am not intelligent, I am a fool.
I cannot be happy. It is beyond my means.
>>685041032
Not good enough. Who have you spoken to? Do I know you from somewhere else? Do I have you on skype or are you on my server on discord? How do you know things about me?
>>685039909
>>685040837
>Rattle rattle
How are you two?
>>685041081
Wait, did we talk about this earlier? I swear I read this post last week while I was at work.
>renge
>>685041141
Oh just been chilling in here all day watching Non Non Biyori second season on side. Super interesting stuff. I could speed this up or slow it down if you'd like.
>Shiro
>>685041005
Currently trying that
>>685041421
I'm good, you?
>>685041141
Damn, the expiriment failed!
>>685041028
Oh right, I think I missed it this time. I just feel like my brain is fried today and don't know why, its not even an headache.
>>685041081
Nice, that means I won't need to worry about your life in the next few days.
>pupils dilating
Sounds like you dropped some acids with the salmon.
>>685041116
I wonder what would I do first... people could still hear my steps so practicing that would be a good idea.
>>685041418
>>685041391
why is your face bleeding? :o
>>685041141
same, sometimes I get really into an anime so I watch the OVAs and whatever spin-offs I can
>>685041313
Not sure if you're Galko or Mikan.
>Galko
I don't know, I just enjoy calling people "creature" sometimes. A weird habit I have.
>Mikan
I just enjoy conversing with you and don't want to blow it.
>>685041418
Someone who cares.
>>685041418
I know you can be happy beautiful.
I know you better than you think <3.
Happiness is contagious and if you make me happy i can make you happy.
>>685041615
>>685041210
I guess I'm feeling pretty happy! About my life, sure! You?
Ah. Okay!
>>685041777
