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Fluffy thread and also heres the story I promised I'd finish

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Fluffy thread and also heres the story I promised I'd finish

>Im walking from the store with a bag of fruits and veggies in hand
>see a sign that says ROAD UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
>Fuck, now I have to go through the park. Ferals fucken litter that place.
>Not even halfway through and a smarty with his herd stops me in my track.
>"Dummeh hooman! Gib nummies to smawty or I gib owwies!"
>ugh, their broken english always bothered me.
>Hmm
>That gives me an idea.
>I curb stomp the little shit and grab a foal from one of the mares.
>"NUUUUU! NU TAKE BABBEHS! BABBEHS NEE MUMMAH!! HEWP ME HEWD!"
>The little cunt and the rest try to fight back with their little hooves and horns but nothing like a few swift kicks to shut them up.
>"Nu take babbehs.. Hu hu hu..."
>I casually walk away with my foal in hand.
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This thread is going to be full of autism. Everyone who posts after this is autistic.
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>>684640162
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>>684640234
You have autism.
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>>684640104
>I get home, put away my food and check the little guy out.
>Blue alicorn with a green mane.
>ugly colors but whatever its a nalicor so he's a special case.
>"Chirp! Mummah! Chirp!"
>I grab some milk from the fridge and feed the little shit canon.
>He drinks it up and quickly goes to sleep.
"Im gonna call you... Norman."
>Soft coos are coming from the tiny foal, this guy will be the perfect subject for my language correction test.
>The past few day Have been fine
>He speaks in that gibberish, but he's a foal so thats expected.
>"Daddeh, pway wit nowman pwease!"
>Now for his first of many tests
"If course norman, but call me "dad" okay?"
>He looks at me with confusion but quickly understood what I ment.
>"Otay! I caw you dad!"
>wow, quick learner this could be easier than I thought.
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>>684640162
I have autismo durrr
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>>684640447
Enjoying your Aspergers?
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>>684640447
~one month later~

>This one is getting on my nerves
>No matter how many times I correct him he still makes the same mistakes.
>"I L-love kibbow"
"No, its pronounced kibble,KIBBLE! KI-BB-LE! Try again and if you slip you get the sorry stick!"
>"Im try dad! I try! It Hard!"
"From the top."
>For the past month I've been teaching him to pronounce his word like a good fluffy. And he did make noticeable improvements but he still calls spaghetti "sketties" and food "nummies".
>so far he's saying words like "love" and "fluffy" very fluently but still has that fluffish type of word slurring.
>"I Love K-ibble. *gasp* dad I did it I did it!"
"You sure did norman! Im so proud of you! As a reward you get to eat spaghetti!
>"Yay! I get to eat sketties!"
>ugh, one step at a time.
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>>684640581
You do, You enjoy this disgusting shit. Only autism explains it.
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>>684640639
You literally write stories about little fluffy creatures being tortured. You have autism.
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>>684640596
Yea i got insparation from that comic
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>>684640639
~two years latter~

>A whole two fucken years and I finally did it, with a few thousand sorry stick slaps though but I did it!
>He speak so fluently you'd think he was a human.
>Now it is time for the ultimate test.
>Taking him to see the neighborhood for the first time.
>"Dad im scared, what if the other fluffy are mean to me?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll be with you all the way."
>"Okay, I know you will protect me!"
>I walk him to a fluffy park near my house and sat next to some people who brought their fluffies.
>I got some dumbfounded glances from the other owners cause of the way norman speaks.
>I set him down to go run and play with the others.
"Go on, play with the other fluffies. I'll be right here."
>He trots over too the others and is welcomed with smiles.
>"Hewo fwend! Wan pway wif me!"
>He just nods, obviously afraid and proceeds to play on a mini seesaw.
>To be honest it was super cute to watch him play with the others. That is until he spoke.
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>>684640750
>>684640928
Both of you have a serious case of autism, Get help while you can.
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>>684640928
>"this is fun, what should we do next buddies!"
>The other fluffies looked at him with a confused look obviously startled by his words.
>"you sownd funneh, aw you otay?"
>The other fluffies surround him, I slowly edge out of my seat just in case.
>"You no sowd wike fwuffy aw you smawty?"
>"No, but I ca-"
>"DUMMEH! WEAVE MAH HEWD AWONE!!"
>A fluffy thats slightly bigger than the rest walks up to norman, I prepare for the worst but watched to see what norman does in this situation.
>"I-Im sorry, I didn't know this was your herd. I'll go now if tha-SCREEE!!"
>The smarty hoofed norman in the face and stared him down, cheeks puffed out.
>"You nu fwuffy, you munsta! I gib you foeva sweepies!"
>He raised both his hooves ready to strike but is encased in a blue aura.
>Norman lifted up the smarty with his magic, very weak magic but just enough to lift him half an inch off the ground.
>I taught him levetation.
>"pweety hown sparkies." The fluffies stared in awe as well as their owners.
>"Leave me and these mares alone or I'll kill you instead!"
>I could tell he was trying to act tough but was very scared.
>He then put the smarty down and the little brat ran away as well as a few mares.
"Norman, It's time to come home! It's spaghetti night!"
>"Coming dad!"
>He proceeded to say bye to the other fluffies but each just stared at him, and he ran over to me and jump in my arms.
>And like I did 2 years ago, I walked casually with my foal in hand.

Should i do a part 2?
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>>684640928
c'mo anon - if cannot write the fluffy language or have your fluffy speak 'normally', its not really a fluffy and you are inadvertently writing a child abuse story.
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>>684641226
No. KYS you autistic fuck.
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>>684641229
Triggered much
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>>684640649
>>684641058
>>684641229
>>684641437
Thanks for the bumps ;)
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>>684641226
just stop here - this is not going to turn out well and other anons will screencap this and mock for you months in the cringe and YLYL threads.
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>>684641839
Im fine with that
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Cont
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>>684641954
No cont
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I want Wolfram's work damn it! I know someone just have a massive file with all his shit.
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Bumpity
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>>684642158
Speak of the devil, kek.
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>>684642003
Ok I'll do it for you, also what did you guys think of my first green?
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>>684641437
lmao stay mad :^)
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>>684642345
Pretty gr8 m8 tbhfam
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WWII morty
shit was crazy...
it was like i was getting fucked and eating my own pussy at the same time
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>>684642345
Can someone screen cap my green for later use?
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>>684643180
You do it, faglord mcjuckerfuck
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>>684642974
Pic semi related
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SMOKEY WAWA
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>>684643778
Can't have a fluffy thread without smokey wawa
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>>684643598
c'mon - would a fluffy really need to assume that position? And why would a female need to do it?
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>>684643778
:^)
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>>684643099
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>>684640234
Where's the bit where she gets killed?
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bit of a random request, but does anyone have the one of a fluffy that didn't want to play because it was too hot, so the owner shot it with a water gun? Saw it a while ago and want to save it.
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>>684640442
>sjw detected
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>>684642155
her*
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>>684643180
Why don't you just post it on fluffybooru? It will stay there and you'll get some actual critique on your writing.
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here's some fluffy-origin humor for you guys

>"Teww Powduh stowy! Teww stowy daddeh!"
>your white fluffy is up on his hind legs, pawing at the side of your armchair
>you got him at discount after the market for good colors went under
>"Well little one," you say to Powder, "this isn't really a story for fluffies, and fluffies probably wouldn't understand."
>"Is otay daddeh! Powduh nu unnastan anyfin anyway!"
>wise beyond his years
>"Wat am bookie daddeh weadin?"
>"My book is called the Bible, Powder, and the story is Genesis. It's the tale of where we all came from."
>"WUV bemsisis! Wead stowy wead stowy! Fwuffy wan kno whewe hoomins fwom!"
>you sigh, but you can't stop the chuckle that escapes afterwards
>"Alright Powder. Genesis tells us that we were made by...well, by a big, strong daddy in the sky."
>"Daddeh haf daddeh..?" the fluffy asks uncertainly
>"Well yes, he made the first humans. He thought he would make them absolutely perfect, and he gave them the nicest place to stay."
>your fluffy hops up into your lap and curls into a ball to keep listening
>"But one day, a bad person came, and he made the daddy in the sky realize that we aren't perfect at all."
>"So daddy abandoned us, he threw us out of the nice place and didn't love us as much after that."
>"Everything got hard after that, because even though we were supposed to be in our nice, safe place, we were out in the cold, abandoned."
>"And it's been like that ever since."
>"Dat souns su meanie..daddehs nu am spose to weave babbehs! Even if bad babbehs."
>you pat your fuzzball and the two of you ruminate silently
>"You know Powder..maybe you would understand the Bible."
>Powder yawns sleepily, and shifts to hug your leg
>"wuv stowies daddeh.."
the end
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>>684648567
you could elaborate a bit more, maybe write a second part... if you're into abuse then pair it up with a nice revelations or leviticus
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>>684645013
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>>684649929
Just my personal opinion, but I've never been fond of carnivorous duck's art style.
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>>684642155

I have a couple pictures.

Maybe everyone should circulate the tapes and post what they have so more people can save it, I guess.
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>>684650211
Same, but cant tell why.
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>>684642892
Can we start a petition to bring the xxl chalupa back? Taco bell just isn't the same without it
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>>684647338
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>>684649929
I don't get it. The fluffy tracks mud in, so take its hooves off and therefore get blood everywhere. And in all the time it took to have the procedure done, he still hasn't cleaned up the hoofprints which will now be dried up and harder to clean.

Why even give a fluffy a catflap to walk in the garden then complain when it comes in dirty? What did you think would happen?
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>>684650789
What da shit o_O
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>>684651813
>o_O
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>>684650789
How does that even work?
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>>684652748
>tfw you the niggest poopie babbeh
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>>684652926
>weirdbox
Physics don't apply
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>>684652926
idk its funny though
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>>684642155
Someone a while back posted a link too a huge fluffy collection, let me see if I still have the links
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>>684653635
pls
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>>684654315
Small file eh?
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>>684654450
Yeah I know, someone posted it and said they collected a lot of stuff from the booru from there. I saved the link to enjoy the work
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>>684654758
I love this stuff but 2 gigs is too much for me to download with my shit connection. Still, you're doing the devil's work m8
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>>684641226
>magic
>I taught him levetation
Ok mate what the actual fuck?
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>>684655076
You're looking for just wolfram's stuff??
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>>684655885
>>684655938
FUCK YEAH!!!
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Woah. This stuff is messed up! How can you sick weirdos justify this awful "art"?!?
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>>684656147
Why do we have to justify anything? To anyone?
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>>684642345
I kind of like the idea of a fluffy reaching it's full potential, though I think it needs a bit more. My suggestion is that it actually starts thinking like a human and wants to kill/torture/hate fluffies because they are so stupid and worthless.
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>>684656147
>?!?
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>>684656456
>>684656628
You guys are no fun.
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>>684650211
Me either.
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>>684655937
No it's just that I'd have to wait ages for this to download, even with mega, so I'd rather browse the booru
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>>684641437
>Kys
Fuck off and lurk more you fucking cancerous newshit.
/b/ really is fucking dead now.
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>>684655937
I wouldn't mind a link to a wolfram archive if you know one
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>>684656147

I could post the "WTF is fluffy about" guide in about three seconds, but apparently wasting that much of my time would be the high point of someone's day.
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>>684656774
Ah
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>>684641839

Mocked on an anonymous image board.

How will I ever cope?
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>>684656980
It's in part 2 of the links already posted, I think
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>>684657464
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>>684657429
>>684657464
>>684657537

There must be more to this.

If not I'll get to work on it.
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>>684657429
>>684657464
>>684657537

For some reason I like this simple art style better

>>684657741
Habe at it I want more of it
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>>684657741
It's Carpediem from a year ago or so.
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I want to see a comic where fluffies are victorious over humans, or of a fluffy-human war where fluffies are not easily beaten. Is there such a thing ?
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>>684658338
Get out.
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QUICK what box is best box?
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>>684658338
No, because fluffies are by their very nature retarded. They can barely stumble around the streets and only survive by fucking faster than they can die.
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>>684658434
BTW, are there any comics with fluffy cucks other tgan the red baron one ?
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>>684658569
The sorry box.
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>>684658569
huggiebox
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>>684657957

Carpdime is something of a legend with his way of drawing foals. They're just soo cute and helpless!
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>>684658569
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
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>>684658338
The entire point of the fluffies is that they are incredibly weak in all areas. Personality, physicality, emotionality etc.

They are only strong in the area of reproducing.

Fluffies are a mirror to humanities worst side, a true virus that would spread and consume the Earth if left unchecked.
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Heretical thread. Explain yourselves.
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>>684659069
Do you seriously think that letting fluffies live would be considered un-heretical? Poop machines that consume the resources of mankind and give nothing in return?

Purging them is doing the Emperor's will.
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>>684659069
>rages about heretics
>posts noisemarine
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There is a great irony here, once a tool for dealing with MLP cancer, It has now become the cancer.

The circle of life continues.
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>Be Anon
>Relaxing in your backyard on a nice Saturday afternoon
>Everything is great until you see a multi-colored group of horsepigs approach you from the woodline
>Motherfucking fluffies
>On the bright side its a small heard only 10 or so
>Hopefully these fuckers just ask for food and then fuckoff
>A purple and green unicorn approaches you, puffs his cheeks out, and stomps his hoof on the ground
>Goddamnit
>"Dummeh Hoomin!--"
>"Shut the fuck up you pointless asswipe of a creature," you plainly say not even gazing at the biomass who has dared enter your domain
>The fluffy looks taken outright shocked, but it can't look incapable infornt of its heard
>"Dummeh Hoomin! Dis smawtywand now!"
>"No its not," you plainly reply
>"Uh huh! Gib wand and sketties to gud fuffies or u get foweba sweepies!" the walking mistake yips at you
>"First off, you have no right to this land, you didn't pay for it, you weren't given it, and you shure as hell aren't capable of taking it from me. Second off, I'm not giving you or your ugly ass heard any 'sketties' or any food for that matter. Third off, ou are completely incapable of killing me or even harming me, the worst you can possibly do is shit on me and thats only gonna make me angry."
>The fluffy seems mentally torn, he clearly didn't understand the words you were saying, but he got the message. Never before had he beeen met with such astounding logic and at that moment this fluffy pony realized how insignificant he really was
>Unfortunatley the fluffy was driven onward by his "leadership" role in his heard and tried one last effort to succeed in his goal \
>"Nu dummeh! Yu nu undastan!--"
>"No it is you who clearly doesn't understand, you are physically inable to take my land frome me, also I am not a 'dummeh' you are the 'dummeh" here. I am a human which means even if I were mentally retarded and paralyzed from the waist down you would not only be dumber than me, but you would still not be able to physically harm me."
cont?
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>>684650211
I like it. demented fluffies. great for tormenting.
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>>684659531
Everything on here is cancer anon, don't fool yourself otherwise.

Or do so, if it brings you comfort.
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>>684650745
Yeah, places like these shouldn't exist. Even in fiction. It's cringey levels of grim.
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>>684659225
The Emperor does not approve of your sadistic ways. It wastes energy.
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>>684659803
>wastes energy
What are you, a puny 4 year old girl? It takes no energy at all.
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>>684659595
posting anyway

>"Wast chance dummeh!'
>"Okay thats it,' you say as you snatch up one of his heard. "I tried to explain this to you, but you refused to listen so now I will have to SHOW you."
>The fluffy you hold in your hand is a pink and yellow earthie mare
>"Pwease mistah, nu huwt fuffy," it begs
>"Nope, just remember this is your smarties fault," you say just before you grab the small creatures leggs and rip them off one by one.
>"SCREEEEEEE! WOWSTEST OWIES! HEWP SMAWTY!" the mare screams
>"NUUUU! NU GIB OWWIES TO SPESHUW FWEND!" the smarty yells
>Turns out you got lucky by making an example out of his mate
>"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS SMARTY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!" you yell
>The rest of the herd is utterly terrified and a few have resorted to covering their eyes with their hooves
>"HUUHUU WHY SMAWTY MAKE HOOMIN GIB OWWIES TO PWETTY MAWE?!" several members of the herd cry
>Well atleast some of them understand the message
>You then grab the mare's head and twist it completely backwards, giving it an exorcist type look
>You throw the mangled body of the mare down at the smarty as he shakes with fear
>"Huuuhuu why gib foweba sweepies to speshuw fwend?"
>"Because, you came to MY land and DEMANDED that iI not only hand it over to you, but also feed you a meal of your choice! You expected me to give up around $300,000 worth of land that I PAYED for and take time out of MY day just to serve YOU and YOUR mangy heard's requests! YOU SELF-CENTERED, ENTITLED, BALL OF USELESSNESS AND MISTAKE!"
>"Huuhuuu smawty jus wan hewd to have housie and nummies!"
>"I DONT CARE WHAT YOU WANTED YOU DISRESPECTFUL SHIT! ARE YOU AWARE THAT WITHOUT HMANS YOU WOULDN"T EVEN EXIST? YET YOU COME TO MY LAND, CALL ME A DUMMEH, AND EXPECT ME JUST TO GIVE YOU WHAT I HAVE WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE!?"
>"HuuuuHuuu smawty sowwie!"
>"Oh no you aren't, but you will be once I'm done with you."
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>As you turn to bring the smarty to your garage, you hear a voice behind you
>"MEANIE HOOMIN, GIB BACK DADDEH AND GIB HEWD WAND AND SKETTIES!" a small foal screams
>This must be the hellspawn of thesmary and his mare, a pink and purple uicorn colt, no bigger than a puppy
>You approach the young smarty look him dead in the eye and utter the phrase you have waited so long to say to one of these creatues
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in my house? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your entire family is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
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>>684659595
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>>684660064
You're saying that designating special rooms for the torture of weak animals doesn't take energy? Making sure they're mentally broken, using tools to break them doesn't take energy? Think about what you're saying, heretic.
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>>684659901
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>>684658338

There's a "meanwhile in bizarro world" comic about a fluffy lving in a house when a mob of humans comes in to conquer the house. It's a genuinely funny comic, so it would be nice if someone found it.
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>>684660636
Artist name?
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>>684659069
These shitrats are aktually tiranids in disguise we must purge them
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>>684660446
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>>684657957
woo someone to introduce to carpdime!
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>>684660905
>that pathetic foal with the pacifier
All foals are made for hurties and saddness, yes.
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>>684640104
Anyone who posts pictures or saves pictures from these threads that also are old enough to grow pubes are pathetic fucking excuses for people.
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>>684659595
continue.
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>>684661551
>still no scoots update
why is this world so cruel?
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>>684661438
What is more amusing is you are beneath us.
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>>684660394
kek
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>>684661838
And you're beneath me <3
Lick my toes, worm!
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>>684661442
Blood for the blood god all hail khorne
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>>684661454
hot
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>foal in a can

What.
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>>684659771

Perhaps but the other cancer usually only pops up in threads and rarely have dedicated threads.

IE: Spiderman in loli threads

All relative I suppose.
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>>684662014
Blood to the Blood God
Blood for Bill O'Reilly
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>>684662089
But anon, I consider loli threads cancer.
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>>684661991
Kill yourself, heretical scum.
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>>684662162
hey now, nothing wrong with loli
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>>684662103
Kek
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>>684662262
Alot is wrong with loli anon
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>>684660446
So THAT'S why they don't shit!
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>>684662014
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>>684662538
people have fought entire wars just to fuck each other's little girls
are you saying their noble struggles are degeneracy?
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>>684662756
Kek
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>>684660411
you have a whole planet dedicated to pushing papers.... from 1000 years ago... you breed a certain person to do it too... how is that any different?
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>>684662799
yes
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>>684663122
They actually do something useful, heretic.
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>>684663193
I love how truly and profoundly retarded fluffies are about wingies. They really truly believe they can/will be able to fly with them
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>>684662799
Yes
100%
And most of the time those girls would be like 16 to 17 years of age, not god damn 8 year olds.
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>>684663362
>>684663502
christ no wonder white people are going extinct
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>>684663502
i wil say that majority of the loli ive seen depicts girls younger than 14 which i say is sick.
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>>684663714
Because they are not fucking kids? M8 that has more holes in it than michael brown.
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>>684663370
from 1000 years ago.... how relevant could they be?
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>>684664208
Mine's older
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>>684664208
Ahre Spehss Mahrens alzo herzey?
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>>684664306
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>>684664675
some?
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>>684664675
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>>684664854
Ahre ze Battle Brothars! Herzay?
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>>684655665
Honestly i would just wash the fucking thing. It would be far less horrific for the child. Considering when he walks outside the next morning he'll see a dying fluffy covered in shit and in a pile of it's own teeth and blood.
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>>684665020
last time....
[spoiler] Everything is Heresy[/spoiler]
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I don't understand this fetish.
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>>684665401
>he thinks its a fetish
You don't understand anything about it at all.
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>>684665401
its not a fetish faggot
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>>684665401
And i dont understand chinese... Bad um ptsch...
Pls kill me
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>>684665401
You're probably just baiting, no one seriously thinks this is a fetish
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>>684665401
I think its kind of a subculture
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>>684660394
Kek
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>>684665401
It is now a fetish.
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>>684660394
Nice copypasta
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>>684665545
>>684665590
>>684665591
>>684665760

You all are so mad about your fetish.
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>>684666071
>he still thinks it is a fetish
>still being this retarded
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>>684666008
>>684666008
>>684666045
>>684666049
>>684666071
>>684666086
Too many satan trips
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>>684666071
you need to try harder to bait anonfaggot
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>>684660394
Fuck you. I was enjoying that story.
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>>684666203
Dem eyes
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>>684666255
>Not knowing how trips works

I found the newfag.
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>>684666319
>>684666196
>>684665545
>>684665760


The denial is out of orbit
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>>684666384
The fuck? Is that a patch on her ass?
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>>684666255
Are you being a fucking stupidhead on purpose mate?
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>>684666475
I know it has to be at the end of the number
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>>684666800
check'd
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>>684666800
These are dubs for example
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>>684665401

They're totemic representations of human ugliness. Sapience without wisdom, identity without purpose. Fluffies are the part of you that can't stop thinking about yourself no matter how much you're like to truly love someone, they're the part that cries when you fall down even though it accomplishes nothing, they're the part of you that makes a bad face when you get a shitty gift even though you'd rather just appear thankful.
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>>684667173
Shit man, nice singles
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>>684667046
Humans are to fluffies what cosmic horrors would be to humans. I like that angle of it.

Makes me really glad there isn't a species out there that can do to us what we depict happening to them.
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>>684667366
Naw man, dude totes got doubles. See the two 6's in the middle?
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>>684667727
Aw man, you're right nice dub dubs you got there.
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>>684667727
Do you enjoy being a faggot or something?
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>>684667663
Speaking of cosmic horrors
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>>684667945
I do actually. Do you enjoy gargling you daddy's cum every night before sleepy time?
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>>684640162
And before. And during.
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im surprised this thread is still up, i guess Faggotmods are in rstill
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>>684668813
This thread doesn't break any rules retardo.
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>>684668813
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>>684668917
i know it doesnt you autistic fuck, but some mods were purging fluffy threads a few weeks ago
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>>684659069
Fluffy Ponies are heretical mutants, we purge them with righteous anger as the emperor intended. Suffer not the heretic to live
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>>684668917
they were even banning people for a couple of days for making these threads
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>>684668813

The fact they won't put this in /trash/ reveals the fact that things only go into /trash/ for their political purposes. /trash/ is just East Germany.
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PURGE THE FLUFFIES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!
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>>684669288
an autistic mod who was butthurt about mlp
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>>684669343
Why does trash even exist anyway, just merge it back into /b/
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>>684641226
Do a part 2, I wanna see norman rape his owner using magic
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>>684661454
Seems like a fetish to me.
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>>684670702
Well duh that particular one is specifically fetish material, you want a gold star for that observation?

Its like going out and pointing at all cars and saying they all have 3 wheels despite the vast majority having 4.
Then seeing a 3 wheeler go by and smugly assuming that you're right.

That is you with that post.
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>>684671274
new thread this one is about to go
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>>684667663

This. The fluffies are too simple to understand the complexities of the world, and too naive to understand that love and hugs don't fix everything. When a loving owner takes the fluffy to vet to be poked with needles and lose its genitals, all it has is the benevolent god-giant's assurance that this is somehow for its own good.
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>>684671106
I'm going to keep thinking it's a fetish because it's the only way I can reason all of you being this retarded.
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>>684671557
Your post is a fetish.
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You guys think we can make one of these and send it to the Hydralic Press channel?
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>>684672207
ooooh i wish we could
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>>684669111
This comic is the shit man
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>>684672207
3D print one
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