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Who else unemployed here?
nothing to be proud of mate
I am... shits getting harder everyday....
>>672918939
not proud of it. I'm seeing if /b/ has any experience in getting out of this rut
got myself £120,000 to live off till i find one, shouldn't be too hard
>>672918129
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
If I don't start showing up to work I will be.
if you cant find a job then start your own business.
doing what? i dont fucking know thats for you to decide.
i work for myself, has its ups and downs but workwise, i would say i'm happy.
I'm on disability retirement due to mental problems.
>>672918129
Here. I never finished highschool or college, so i don't have any proof that i'm educated even though I scored pretty high on tests and got good grades.
I'm pretty much unhireable. I make ends meet doing whatever.
>>672918129
Hello comrade
>>672918939
Don't bring us down to your level of misery.
>>672920225
ged only takes like 6 hours over one day
that's proof of high school level education, and enough for employers if you think that's the obstacle
a lot of places don't even need that, just they're gonna be shit jobs
>>672918129
I am employed but god damn i don't do shit all day. In 8 hours i do about 30 minutes of actual work but Im stuck there all day. So much time spent trying to look busy, playing on my phone, listening to podcasts, watching youtube, jacking off...it's exhausting guys