Any local brits wanna fuck my chubby slut gf?
Got a big folder to dump
No one likes you, GTFO
>>672917845
Where is "local". And let me see more before i commit to tearing her a new one.
Can i open her asshole?
here's her arse, we're in essex btw if you're genuinely interested
>>672918270
She doesn't have any of those skank tattoos does she?
>>672917845
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
she's got a couple small tattoos nothing really noticeable
you can pretty much do whatever you want to her, only rule is no cuts or bruises
>>672919348
where abouts in essex? You better be damn close
>>672917845
Wots all is en, guvnah?
I'm too busy eatin pie down at the boozer to give her a proper rogerin' right now but I'll come by later
>>672917845
She's got big fuckable tits, at least.
>>672919650
This.
>>672919348
She willing to come to Ireland :') for a whole week of being owned by someone else
>>672917845
I will. Are you going to watch?
>>672919650
>>672919897
southend area but we can travel, tell us what you'd do with her and I'll run it by her
>>672919348
Are you going to watch?
>>672917845
I'm in Braintree, and interested in doing the nasty. How would you feel watching me jizz on her tits and face?
>>672920318
Nice chubby fuckpig. Would sit on her face and play with her tits and cunt while she tongues my arsehole. Then flip her over of course for a good hair-pulling, make her scream fuck. She can suck her own juices off my cock when I unload down her throat.
I hope she leaves you for another anon, you cuck fuck.
Literally the most cancerous shit.
>>672920171
>>672920412
possibly, see how this goes and what she says.
if anyone's genuinely interested email me: [email protected]
Tell us your location,age and a detailed description of what you wanna do, and send a pic or two. If she likes the sound of you we'll see where it goes.
>>672920318
mate, southend here too. I'd pound her doggy to start, play rough and dominate the shit outta her, make her choke on my cock whilst she swallows every drop of my cum.
>>672920318
I'm down in London but I'd make her choke on my cock before pulling out and smearing her face with slobber.
Just split with my woman so you can count on some hate when it comes to tearing her a new one
I'm in Colchester now. Wivenhoe to be precise. 7/10 attractive bloke with a reasonably sized dong (rather average). I'll come fuck your chubby gf if you come round to mine.
If this is any sort of trap though (we know what /b/'s like) it won't end well for you as I have the privacy of my room to fuck in, but also living in a house with 5 others, so you pull any shit, then I'm not the bloke you're looking for and you'll get fucked over. I'm not acting hard, just letting you know (so neither of us gets hurt if you do have alternative motive).
>>672921004
Where its the timestamp you fucking faggot? holy shit.
>>672917845
big folder for a big girl
>>672921321
nah nothing sinister here, just a cuck who likes sharing his girl
>>672917845
Can I give her a baby?
She's British post her teeth. and a timestamp
>>672921004
I am :>>672921321
I am genuinely interested. However I don't want to give you my E-mail as it's one I use regularly for work so I can't have strange messages like the ones we'll send on it. Is there a way to communicate through here (or anywhere else, securely?) without exposing us both to risk?
When it comes to the sex, i'll do whatever she wanted me to (or i'll do whatever I want to her, if that's how you like it?) if it wasn't too far out there in terms of fetishes.
>>672922126
set up a temporary email quick?
>>672922126
Jesus dude just make another email that you wouldn't use for work. Are you being retarded on purpose or are you actually that stupid?
>>672921891
Is that a meat flap or a growth?
>>672921891
If that is indeed the case then i'd be more than happy to give your girl a good seeing to.
I'm seriously into this but before I proceed I must ask:
1)Do you insist on being there?
2) How can we communicate (I'd rather not use E-mail) if you're serious
3) Could you make it Wivenhoe?
I seriously hope this is more than a cuck wanting people to just talk about what they'd do to her rather than actually fucking.
>>672922506
>>672922600
Okay I am an idiot, i'll admit when it comes to the internet. I'll just go make one. I wasn't being deliberately obtuse. I'll make one now.
>>672922506
feet stuff?
>>672922600
I'm just making up problems that I have because I'm scared
>>672920318
Could you come to the United States?
>>672922897
Pretty fucking much. What an absolute tool
>>672922878
You're pretty stupid, even for a southerner
also if anyone wants to save/repost/share pics feel free
travel to london
>>672923322
I'm a northerner living in the South. Bloody fairies.
I'm the guy from Wivenhoe. I've made a burner email:
[email protected]
I don't think I can send messages through this, but if u message me, I can reply i assume?