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Can we find biggest loser on board.
> 25 in 3 weeks
> live with mummy
> no car
> no life
> job is SHIT minimum wage
and u won, gz
Dude, living with a mummy sounds awesome
>23
>no life never had friends or a gf
>live with mom
>overweight
>small dick
>>682285683
>27
>Illegal immigrant since 3 y/o
>Going to jail for a year this month
>Getting deported afterwards
>No family in shithole home country
>Don't speak the language
>Virgin
>No job
>$300,000 in debt
>An hero soon
>39
>on /b/ since 05
>530lbs aprox
>smoke and vape
>think I have colon cancer
zero fucks given. make it all end
test
>test
>testest
>>682286335
Lol
>>682286286
how you can have 300k debt and internet as illegal immigrant?
>still test
>>682286580
Depent on where he lives, In Denmark that would be np.
>>682286335
There there there is no one that cares.
>>682286286
Yeah this is pretty bad
>>682286580
I had a car accident so the debt comes directly from the surgery. I also forgot to mention I broke my back on that accident
>36
>live in $500K house
>with cool wife
>6'4" / 220lbs
>$150K salary ($240K household)
>no kids
still depressed. still thinking about becoming a hero every day.
it never gets better /b/. sometimes it just gets luckier.
get out while you still can.
>>682286208
femanon here
girls love small dicks
>>14
>>Lots of friends, but never go out
>>Parents hate me
>>Mother hates me
>>Father hits me
>>Life is semi-good
Gonna need more details about u losers
>>682285683
i'm 99 years old
lived with my mum my whole life, (she's 124 now and still tucks me in at night)
never had my own horse or car
never had more of a job than the local paper route
never had sex
never kissed a girl
have no friends
have no future
>>682285683
26 virgin,live with parents, no job I win
>>682285683
So you have a job, and your mother loves you enough to let you live with her.
Work for beans take skeletons for walks
40
Married
Shit job
Late bills
Fat wife
Lazy kid
Gay friend who vapes
Under paid
Ugly
Still loving life, watching u fags cry. Bitches.
>>682287431
all dicks are curved man, dont worry about it
youre only 17, life is starting out
its gonne be fine, man. Trust me.
20
Asian
No girlfriend
Live with parents
No money
No degree
Shit life
Gay
>32
>Wal*Mart worker part-time for the last 13 years (made $16,500 in 2015)
>Live with disabled father (PTSD) in small apartment
>Mummy left when I was a teen for a Chad
>Kissed one girl in HS (she was obese and had green hair, wore kitten ears, and had horrible BO)
>Still fap to that kiss because it's the most contact I ever had
>Only had friends when I was little, but haven't "hung out" with a "friend" in almost 1 years
>Extremely pale, balding, 5'7", 265 pounds
>Vidya constantly
>Can't cook, too lazy to clean
>Apartment is filthy
>Never leave my room
>>682285683
Good shit anon, may 29 fag here
>>682287677
To clarify my previous post, haven't had a "hangout" in >15 years
>>682287677
why are you still alive?
>>682286286
So long, beaner.
>>682287677
Why can't you cook, retard?
>>682287979
Moldovan fam
>>682286900
>>682286900
Thanks anon this really helped me
>>682285683
basically OP, except instead of my mom its an older woman i call mommy
>30 years old
>Still live with parents
>Currently with no Job. Previous Job was in KFC
>Kissless Virgin
>When I was 20 I was raped by another man.That is the only sexual contact I have ever had
>No one believed me
>Too much of a pussy to kill myself
>>682287895
I ask myself the same thing every single day.
If there is a god, he is cruel.
>>682288378
I am afraid of trying new things, I suppose.
>>682286900
Yeah you should really just do it, you're using up all this income that tons of others would gladly appreciate to have. Please donate it all and then an hero, k thanks
>>682288378
Moron. You are superfat so you like to eat. At least make it a hobby then.
>>682288403
Thats a hardcore place
>>682285683
> 26
> Live with gf
> Have multiple sclerosis
> Can't work because of it
> Haven't heard from disability yet
> Constantly being poked and pryed at by doctors
> No job in 6 months
> Got ex wife pregnant
> Convinced gf not to throw me out
> Everyone hates me cause I cheated and don't work
> They don't understand that every move I make feels like my body's falling apart
FML
20
no job
no gf
lives with mum
born with one arm
small dick
sex one time for the soul purpose of procreation
didn't work
>>682286286
>>682288773
>>682289015
Shit i quoted myself
>>682286208
Same here but 24
How's it feel knowing I'll become a wizard before you
>>682288403
What country were you born in? Moldova isn't that old.
>>682289015
You don't have to be rude about it, man. I'm already depressed enough.
>>682289047
real smart knocking up ur ex wife you dumbass fucking cripple, now your wife's definitely gonna leave you behind
value
>>682289268
Moldova when it was part of the Soviet Union, that's where I'm getting deported to
>>682289047
At least you passed on your shit tier genes to a new generation. Here, use this before it happens again. And when the kid is born, let him play with it too.
>>682286900
My man all of life is a sham, none of it is real. You are an ape come down through the millennia from tree-dwellers and neanderthals, sprung up from the planet itself, all of them survivors.
And you want to kill yourself? Because in this laughable state of affairs we call our country your money and your status hasn't bought you your soul? It was always there my friend.
You are just a wild animal who was taught to earn and achieve, and now you have done it all. You have earned the privilege to step back and laugh at how ridiculous we all are. There is nothing to gain and nothing to lose. You are it. So dont go blowing your head off as if there is nothing there.
>>682289609
Fuck man, sorry to hear that. Find the train of people heading through on the way to Germany, maybe you can walk with them to civilization.
>>682289837
I know. I've heard people go to fucking TURKEY from Moldova looking for a better life
>>682286901
Don't fucking lie to the kid on top of everything else
>>682289609
Cant you go to Romania if you speak the language? You should be able to make a passport in Russia so that you can go away.
>>682289412
I don't want that stupid cunt anyhow. It was easy pussy.
>>682289637
This'll be my 3rd kid, MS isn't genetic though it's random. Nobody knows the cause.
>>682289984
I speak 0 Romanian, my parents never taught me. I don't even have a birth certificate
>>682289945
this femanon does...
they do look cute on traps
>>682288729
No God is fair. It's up to us to find our way in life to prepare ourselves for when we ascend into the afterlife. But if you seek God he will guide you in the right direction.
Would you help one of your creations if it disobeyed and refused to acknowledge you?
>Married to high school sweetheart
>Sex is constant including all our kinks
>Live with my closest and dearest friend as a roommate
>We're all gaming nerds
>We all have decent paying jobs
>Spare money goes to buying ammunition for my roomies .50 caliber rifle
>I build cathedrals, castles and skyscrapers out of popsicle sticks, which are then shot apart by .50 cal.
>Moving to a college town later this year, all staying together
>>682290041
We'll we know it afflicts faggots like you.
>>682290220
Is it that you never got fucked by a fat cock?
>20
>no job
>no close friend
>no plans and no dreams
>dropped out of University (physics)
>moved back into mum's
>family give no shits about anything
>smoke and eat to punctuate the hours empty days
>get stoned to blow away the dust
But I still dont care. What is life if not a great joke? What are my problems if not the judgements and anxieties other people want me to feel?
>>682286335
>think I have colon cancer
Sure you won't be able to check it yourself.
When did you last see your own dick?
>>682290262
>>682288729
God can do nothing without us.
>>682290145
Oh, i thought you were speaking about romanian. Then what language do you speak? Ukraininan, Russian? Good thing that you speak English tho.
>16 yrs old
>Liver Failure
>Lung Failure
>Parents hate me because i don't want to be muslim
>Dad wants to trow me out
>I was fall to storie in the head at 2 and have mental problems
>Mental problem consist of not being able to feel empathy thus i enjoy gore a little bit to much
>Mom found out won't talk to me anymore
>Bad grades.Can't focus to learn
>Poor in europoor country
>When i fell 2 stories i did at the age of 2 and fell on the edge of a metal table and sliced my fucking face off i look like a monkey even though i made reconstruction surgery
>Never had any friends
>Never had a GF
>>682290535
...........why is this always mens first response.
>im a lesbian
>i like traps
>small cocks are cute
>im asexual
>i have the flu
I am a kike
I win
>>682289360
Ok. Well its just an advice. It's not like I'm feeling so good myself.
>>682289809
Damn, saved. That is some cold shit right there anon.
>>682290802
You fucking goofs had your chance to succeed.I was born a failure
>25
>live with gf in shitty apartment surrounded my Mexicans
>boring unfulfilling job ~30,000 a year
>my cars an 06
>city is okay but everyone is ancient
>life is boring/ten
> 19
> not smart enough to finish school
> no friends
> no money
> live with parents
> they dont care what i do
> big depression since 2 years
> not enough money for drugs
> end my life at the end of the month
>>682286941
bill burr is a god that can be appreciated by all ages fuck that mee mee anon
I'll go
>23 y.o
>been on my own since 15
>only have highschool diploma
>failed college
>twice. First time cause crazy gf fucked up my head second time cause alcoholism
>huge fucking student loans I haven't started paying yet so I owe more and more and more each month with interest
>no licence
>work at Walmart
>was promised full time position, use saved money to get new apartment
>"we never promised you full time "
>can't do shit cause Walmart is not unionized
>now can't afford apartment idk how I'm gonna come up with June's rent
>pretty sure girlfriend is cheating on me
>apartment is basically empty because so broke
>literally nothing in my living room
>a few things in bedroom
I want to kill myself because of my fucked up body (back and knees to be specific) I can't get a good paying job in labour field. Pretty sure my girlfriend is cheating on me and I have no foreseeable solution to my financial issues. Also I'm already balding because of the stress I've dealt with since as far back I can fucking remember
>18
>full ride to college
>3.9 GPA
Can I be one of you guys or is my life too good?
>>682291578
only solution is death.
>>682291578
Must feel like shit knowing you'll live all of your life in debts and sadness an basically a basic life.I just can't help but wonder if i'm going to be just as bad or worse when i finish education
>>682291783
>3.9 gpa
must be a shit college
>>682285683
>28
>Divorced 3 years ago
>Moved back in with mom and dad
>Alcoholic
>Went from 180lbs to 320lbs
>5in dick (micro peen when soft)
>No job
>>682290802
Idiot.
Stop being such an arrogant little shit and go to Mosque with your dad. You may not believe a fucking word but your father who gave you life and a home wants to be proud of you, and you just shit on him by dismissing the traditions of him and his ancestors.
Religion (even Islam) is the single first and easiest route to true meaning beyond this material world. Nobody truly believes in it all, but you keep up appearances because you know that your mind is a fortress and what you believe is your business alone.
>>682292195
Your dick will probably look a lot better if you lost that weight
>own crocs and vape
>>682291783
You can still an hero
You guys just made me feel great about my life again. I've been down and ungrateful despite how well I have been doing. Glad to realize how good I have it again. Thanks for sharing your suffering, /b/ros.
>>682292302
Well no shit. When I was 180, it was decent. Now that I've put on weight with the alcoholism I haven't had an erection in 6 months.
>>682286286
My god
>>682291991
3.9 out of 4? Lol k. Unless you to go one of those bs school that super fluffs, your GPA.
I found this guy, pic related
>>682292205
Well i had my fair share of religion and honestly i am grateful that i had internet access since 4.I was able to doge being brainwashed by religion.And you can't say i don't know shit about this religion because i stayed 2 years in religious school and learned about it.
>>682290640
ANY CHANCE YOUR MY BROTHER?!
>>682292711
Yes
>29
>Have wife
>No kids
>Have a job, but money is shit
>Schizophrenic
>Depressed
I keep fighting though. Sometimes it's really bad. Sometimes i can experience happiness for a few seconds.
ITT: totally average people acting like losers
And I'm high on ketamine, shit
>33 years old
>bachelor's degree
>modest-paying job with modest benefits, full time M-F days
>getting married at the end of May
>still browses fucking /b/
Who's the bigger loser, the person who belongs on /b/ or the person who should have given it up years ago but still visits?
>be 21
>country going to shit
>running out of basic commodities like fuel
>other countries getting closer to our territories
>everybodypanic.gif
>see some pacific isalnd niggers with better shit than us
>government has plan to fix
>says we can get through this together
>winrar
>everyone gets onboard
>buddy called Hirohito calls and is all like "let's do this shit"
>be December 7, 1941
>island niggers have no idea what's happening
>mfw empire of the sun
>fast forward Auguest 6, 1945
>regret.png
>>682289047
> can't work
>cheats on wife that probably is working
> begs her to keep his worthless ass
this is the most pathet one, due to the lack of character. Could have had a decent life, anon.
>18
>apartment in ghetto
>get robbed a lot
>bmx
>manual labour job, just lift heavy shit around, £250 at end of day normally depending on what I've done, sad part is I have wasted talent in web development.
>No girlfriend, don't talk to a lot of people
>kinda alcoholic but nothing serious
Guess I've got an okay life?
Rate my life for shits and giggles?
>>682293655
Kys
I lived in parents backed for 33 years. It's not that bad. I own a successful company and have a great girlfriend. Don't be afraid your path is unique.
>>682286941
I'm a fan of eight of these cancerous things.
How much of a faggot am I?
Jon Snow is dead; killed by his son, Kylo Ren.
>>682292580
I am saying it matters not a fucking bit what you believe. If you want your father's respect give him respect. Being religious does not mean being brainwashed.
There are people in all religions and all walks of life who take things as gospel never thinking for themselves, but there are also thinking people who see the truth of things in every community. And you dont have to agree with them to learn from them and be friends with them.
I spent my childhood in a catholic school and and never believed a word of God or the Priests when they talked about, but I could still interpret it on my own and I have learned a lot by doing so.
If you really dont care about that I suggest you should still lie and just keep it to yourself, and dont just have unconditional disdain for these people.
If you ask me the Salahs and fasting are good for your soul anyway.
>>682293839
>lived in parents backyard for 33 years
HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU LIVED THERE FOR 33 YEARS!?
>>682292711
That depends, who is your brother?
>>682286971
things will get better
>>682286857
Just fucking pay out your ass for a new identity and disappear in a new country or something bro
>>682293953
They own a huge chunk if land. I've moved out plenty but always come back to save money or travel. I perma moved back about a year ago to start a multimedia firm with some friends and it's great.
Life is weird. A lot of the pals that went off to College arent working at all or have shit jobs. I played my cards right. Don't let social pressure buckle you inot a credit driven life of 9 to 5 bullshit.
>>682285683
Test
>>682286286
what the fuck
>>682286857
Here's what you do, Throw away passport and go to Europe as immigrant.
Seems to work.
>>682293906
You are so full of shit it's unusual even in /b/.
ill just leave this here but if you ask me..
>only kill yourself if you about to got to jail 4 LIFE
>your about to get capture by ISIS or any radical Islam group
> your over 600 pounds
>>682295176
*about to go
>>682287677
cooking is easy just get a recipe of what you want and follow it to a point bing bang boom you can cook
>>682295137
idiot, I hope your father kicks your ass onto the street.
>>682285683
>Browns fan
>>682290313
sounds like life is good anon, I'm jelous.
>>682295425
Does it hurt when someone points out nothing you say makes any sense?
Traditions are just there to keep idiots tame and anybody who pretends to believe some ancient shit out of "respect" is a complete fool and should an hero.
>>682285683
>23
>Things were going great till I hit 22
>Massive over achiever in highschool
>Worked hard on vintages over the summers (peak wine making season)
>Buy house at 21 with that combo'd with inheritance from Grandparents
>Get into Uni
>Meet girl and we fall in love
Hit 20
>Girl ups and leaves in the middle of the night after cleaning out my bank account
>Gum tree falls on my house so I have to move back in with my parents while I sort out insurance
>Into type 1 Diabetes
>Struggle with sickness and drop out of uni
>Slip a disk at my shitty new manual labor job and lose that
>Fallout 4 turned out to be shit
Fuck all of you, I had my life set up and it all went to shit in the space of 4 months.
>>682296240
>>Fallout 4 turned out to be shit
kek
>19
>live with parents
>live in italy
>do online school
>dont give a fuck
>travel everwhere
>>682291057
>has gf
>has job
>has a car
>has an appartment and not living with mommy
I don't see the problem here?
>>682295425
>>682296231
BTW I'm not the same guy who didn't want to be a Muslim. I already moved out of my parents because I couldn't tolerate their christian bs any more. Fuck hypocrites who keep that shit alive by pretending to believe in it.
>>682291344
You say at the end of the month but I thought the same thing 2 months ago i decided i was going to end my life at the end of april if things didn't start looking better for me. That was 5 days ago but was too much of a pussy to actually do it. if you have the resolve to not kill yourself on the spot on the day and are procrastinating death than somewhere inside you still want to live so keep at it you have many years ahead of you and who knows what might happen over those years even if alot of them may be shit just keep on living and see what happens. thats what i've decided and I think you should do the same. Don't waste the life that was given to you because it's the only 1 you have.
>>682285683
HEY THERE ANON ITS ALL CAPS GUY HERE AND I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU MAY FEEL LIKE A LOSER BUT YOU ARE A WINNER IN MY BOOK!
34 no gf phd student so no real income.
>>682291578
Got a Paypal?
>>682296240
Was it really setup if it blew over with the first breeze grasshopper?
>>682285683
I'm 32 and I can't drive. Whereas my 17 year old brother drives
>>682297198
It was a pretty stiff fucking breeze friend
>>682290813
tits or you can get out you shit-filled transwoman
and your -not- asexual if you like cock and/or think about them often
your just tame on your sex inclination
>>682293100
This
>>682293906
Nigger can you fuck off already
>>682296483
I guess it's not in a traditional sense but everything is so mediocre. I'm just trudging on day to day repeating this same old shit because I feel I need to though it's not leading me anywhere. Are we supposed to spend the whole year just waiting for those 2-3 weeks of vacation so we can pretend like the other 50 weeks don't suck?
>>682298082
Well that's life apparently. We are born, we are taught to work, we then work for 40 years and then we die.
>>682285683
>pic related was just posted in another thread.
We have a winner i think.
>25, nearing 26
>Healthy, reasonably attractive
>Live in Korea, teaching English
>Make shit pay but still save money because cost of living is fairly low
>Have 7/10 Korean gf who is crazy about me
>Work contract ends in October, after that I can basically do whatever I want
Thanks for reminding me how good I have it /b/. I love you guys.
>18
>crippling depression for no discernable reason
>tranny
>failing all my classes 3 weeks before graduation
>only hobbies are CS:GO and weed
>stuck in Oklahoma
At least I can salvage this. If I don't graduate I'll get kicked out, but I can move in with somebody in Washington state if I have nowhere to go
It could be worse..?
>18 year old senior in high school
>only fucked 70 girls and have 798 friends I could call
>Drive a piece of shit 2014 Viper
>Only 3 girlfriends
>My house is only 6800 sq ft
>QB in varsity
>>682296240
You gave your girlfriend access to your bank account? You dumb motherfucker.
>>682290813
i am a trap looking for a master
whats your kik?
>>682291057
you live in tucson or something
>>682292476
Same here. I'm on antidepressants at the moment because I broke up with my fiancee, living in our flat on my own but can't afford the bills so getting further and further in debt.
This post has done more to help me feel better about my situation than a month these pill. Thanks /b/
I'm 24 and got no dad and also got no job atm
>>682300823
who cares you don't have a dad. Stop being a little fegget and get your shit together loser.
>>682301066
living at home with a suicidal mom isn't nice you know
> is 18 had first sexual experance when i was 12 and had a 14 year old slutty girlfriend who suck me off while we played vido games.
> now is a stoner who sitts in allday rping with ramdom people on the internet motly furries.
> also i was living with this cute girl for most of my life and we would get pretty frisky when we were young. she was way to tight to penatrate but it was a little fun. was 10 at the time. god m life where has it gone D: fucking hate getting old
>>682296231
>>682296914
No. It bothers me that someone who is too proud and stubborn to make peace with his own fucking family complains when they dont want to put up with him any more.
If you are brought up by fanatics it can be hard and walking out may be the best choice, but the fact that you're so resentful of them just demonstrates how jaded it leaves you. I had my fill of rebellion in my teens and in it is the easy way out.
I do not care about respect for ancients or the Pope or some other bullshit, I am talking about respect for the people who raised you (unless they really did abuse you or something). You know well that "tradition" isnt as not as simple as that, and you can obviously appreciate the good in something without believing it at all.
>>682301222
>she was way to tight to penatrate but it was a little fun. was 10 at the time.
>>682285683
> 24 (nearly 25)
> Moving out of my parents home next week
> Pretty attractive and work out regularly.
> Good degree
> Good Job
I don't have a car or a gf because I wanted to 'find myself' and become an adult before I felt able to take on proper responsibility. I turned down a lot of girls because of this. A few weeks ago I finally woke up and realised that I'd achieved the adult mindset that I'd been working towards so I decided to move out.
I'm scared that I'll never find love /b/.
>>682286941
What the Hell do half of those things have to do with humor, superior or otherwise?
>>682301897
"Every pot has to find it's fitting lid."
>>682301897
You'll do just fine cunt. Now if you don't have anything else to share, fuck off. The /b/ros are busy >_>
>20
> Lift regularly
> Internship in summer for $12/hr
> slight criminal record
Not bad
>>682302116
Did you ever do this though?
I have a best friend that needs a girlfriend to be a drill-sergeant, to tell him to eat and to sleep and to breath - if he didn't do that automatically. He defined himself as an extension of his gf and always has extremely dependent relationships that end in utter chaos.
He asked my why I didn't have a gf and I said that every day when I woke up It never crossed my mind. I experienced sexual lust, but not emotional lust. I didn't feel ready.
And then one day I did.
>>682286900
Felt that way before I had my first kid. Made 2 million the year after. Have a kid man, I'm 33. It would help.
25 year old college student here. You guys just motivated me into bettering myself even more and working hard. Im literally just about to meet this 16 yo to fool around but im gonna tell her i changed my mind and head home. Things are getting serious with this orher girl and me anyway. Fuck man idk how some of you are still living
>>682303556
Good man, teenage pussy can be a hard temptation to refuse.
>>682301897
Oh boo hoo. Have you seen the other people in this thread? Go out and fuck some slut, you deserve it.
>>682285683
>be me
>18
>the furrest fag
>fursuit Mate
>Virgin
>An alcohol
>never even got past kissing
>never owned a condom in my life
>never needed one
>no irl friends
I do got a pretty bomb ass katana though
>>682303967
I probably will at some point.
The people in this thread should start some kind of support group. I don't know how or where - but some kind of forum for mutual discussion outside of /b/ would be awesome.
>>682293655
Wtf, is your name Mitchell? Do you know a Mitchell
>>682298082
It's the little things anon, give your GF a loving embrace for me.
>>682286286
>>682304572
I half-agree with you about the support group, but it shouldn't be composed of other people like them. Such a group would get toxic really quick. These people need normal friends who can help them...
... but not me, I can't help them.
>>682290726
Just English
>22
>live with mom
>no job
>no car
>no friends
>had gf but still virgin
>>682305098
There should be a buddy system or something so that stable - not really successful, but stable, people could take less stable people under their wings.
It would be nearly impossible tho.
Maybe some kind of 'life goals' phone app that gave badges for things like applying for jobs.
>>682305609
I wouldn't fucking bother with a phone app like that it would mean nothing to alot of people who are on rock bottom and don't care about anything let alone a stupid ass badge in a phone app for applying for a job
>almost 28
>live with mom
>no car
>no job
>awesome friends
>wonderful life
It's all about perspective, ladies and gents. I'm a loser, to be certain, but my wins in people and experiences... I wouldn't trade for the world. I would die happy if I died today and go running to hold my sister in valhalla...
>>682305836
You'd need a way of breaking down large life goals into manageable chunks that would give feedback to the person pursuing them. The feedback would have to be really tangible.
Big things seem insurmountable if you have no idea where to start and that destroys peoples confidence.
>>682305836
Yeah, I can't really see that working either.
I mean, shit, just throwing it out there, what if we just exterminate all the losers?
Just look at the guys in this thread. Who the fuck would miss them?
>>682286286
>don't speak the language
You seem to be able to speak English, where the fuck did you run to?
>>682306718
I don't speak the language (Romanian, Russian) of the country I'm getting deported to (Moldova)
>>682306718
read more of the thread. His parents left moldova when he was 3 so he's been raised in america as an american or maybe some other english speaking country and now he has to go to a shithole country he doesn't know the language of
>32
>no job
>no money
>no friends
>live with parents
>no life
>zero motivation to better myself
>>682286064
Underrated
>>682293906
Lol just because he doesn't agree with Islam, and doesn't hold to the faith, doesn't mean he's disdainful of his parents religion, it just means it's not his own, and as such he should not have to participate in the ceremonies and rites of said religion of he does not wish to. Duck you, and fuck your idea that you should do whatever your parents say, simply because they are your parents, never mind your own health and happiness. I'm not christian, but I was raised christian, and I know about the bible. Does that mean I constantly shit all over my parents and siblings for their beliefs? No, because I'm not a jackass. Just because you don't agree with a religion doesn't mean you're taking a dump on those that do when you don't participate.
>>682301396
And he can be respectful of their religion while not participating in it, you simp. What's so hard to understand about that? It sounds like the father is being the disrespectful one by not listening to and respecting his sons wishes, but that's probably to be expected as Muslim's treat those that don't share their religion as lesser beings.
>>682305955
How y'all faggots gon ignore my shit? Not even a check, for fucks sake... fuck this thread. I hope you all have shitty shitty days...
>>682309323
Here is a (You)
>>682285683
Youre in that position because thats what you feel you deserve. Thats all you feel are capable of.
You have to believe man!
Believe in the me that believes in you
>>682309323
Here have your fucking (you) because your life is clearly shit and you are obviously happy with it so good for you
>>682285683
>23
>lives with mum
>no drivers license
>most i did was studying high school mathematics and physics
>no work
>>682309613
gurren lagann quote?
>>682297164
Yes it's [email protected]
>>682309860
u kno it boi
>>682310039
My man
>>682294230
Says the /b/tard that's been living off his wealthy parents money and status. Most of us don't have rich parents.
>>682309730
Thank you. Also I was referring to my dubs. Also, I have depression. And still happy. My success is in social encounters. Immeasurable. I prefer it that way.
>>682309895
> donated £500 cause I'm feeling generous.
>>682310720
woah dude really? Fucking thanks man. When does it go through to my account?
>>682310720
Good on you, to help an anon in need.
>>682310720
The real MVP
>>682310720
Tonyleon95 here, did you send it instantly? When does it go through
>>682285683
go kill urself u fucking parasite
>>682285683
If you aren't going to school, get two fucking jobs you pussy. Save up for a down payment on a decent car, be frugal and get your own place.
>>682309191
>>682308790
If he can respect it why is it so hard to participate? He has every right not to but why then should he expect his parents, whom he literally owes his life to, to keep him in the house?
>It sounds like the father is being the disrespectful one
>not listening to and respecting his sons wishes
Aw, I bet your mummy bent over backwards for her darling baby.
Some things in life are hard. Swallowing your pride is one of them. Going to prayer to keep your parents happy isn't, and the fact you think it is shows a lot about your pampered manchild life.
>>682311166
>>682310985
>>682310951
>>682310886
>They actually believed him
>>682312850
Hey, I've seen it legitimately happen before so I just thought there was a rich anon out there with money to spare that was kind enough to help out someone in need.
>>682311166
About to send it now.
> mfw I'm being cocky acting like I have money to give away.
> 4chan shitposters hating even though they wouldn't give a nickle.
> Can't find fucking phone >///<
>>682289935
Topkek
>>682311166
Are you from the us?
ready for the Light?
>>682285683
> 47
> hand stuck on Pringles jar last 2 months
> hand smells rotten
> live with overweight aunt
> can't work, pringles can, no one would hire
>>682297073
>kill myself at the particular date
>don't do it
>repeat
Story of my fucking life, depressed as could be, everyday dream on killing myself or not waking up, be fucking puss, don't progress in life at all, yet still have to fucking live.
>>682314881
dbt.
>>682314850
Pretty much my life, I don't do anything to improve my life but don't want to continue living the shit life I have now and too much of a pussy to actually end my life
>>682301897
This will be hard for you to accept, but you are still a child
>>682314052
>[email protected]
Didn't work, said account doesn't exist??
>>682285683
>24
>same
>same
>same
>no job
Dig a big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big MOTHER FUCKING tomb. :)
>>682285683
>30 two months ago
>live with mum and dad
>family car
>no social life
>no job
>kissless virgin
>>became 19 last month
>>have drivers licence with car for 18th BD
>> graduated HS, looking for collage to apply for
>>looking for sidejob
>>plenty of friends
>>have a date with hopefully soon to be gf this weekend
>>have semi good speced gaming pc
>>still live with parents
>>very confident about looks
English is not my primary language, but my dream is to move to the USA one day
have mercy with me /b/
>>682312473
So by your logic of you were brought up in a household where a religious rite was sacrificing an animal, and you realized killing for no reason makes you feel uneasy, and you don't wish to participate in such a religion anymore, you should just suck it up and slit that poor bastard throat wide open just because your daddy said to? While my as extreme at that, you're saying that religion trumps all the other factors in a person's life, and that people are not allowed their own autonomy, they are just slaves to the whims of their parents. You sound honestly retarded. Maybe your daddy had you wrapped around his little finger, but most people are actually allowed to make their own decisions about their lives, they don't just bow and say "yes sir" to every single command given to them. My parents are happy that I'm working towards bettering my life, sure they'd like it if I joined them at church more often but they understand that's not who I am, and that I have my own life to live, they're not gonna make me miserable or try to guilt me into doing something just so they'll feel better about my life because they aren't shitty people. They accept me and love me for who I am, not who they wish I had grown up to be. And I feel sorry for you, because it doesn't seem like you enjoy the same circumstances, you browbeaten little shit.
>>682285683
>18
>live with dad, physically disabled cannot work
>load trucks for 20 hours a week while I work on my associates
>awful at college
>has car
>occasionally hang out with friends
Thanks for making me feel better OP, was totally gonna kill myself.
>>682316203
Don't dream of moving to the USA for the love of god go anywhere else but that shithole
>>682293906
First paragraph or so of this is a valid point, well done. Its kind of like topping a heaping pile of shit with a cherry though.
What your basically saying here is that in order to gain respect you need to knuckle under to something you do not believe, and that you should obey unquestioningly while simultaneously doubting the entire thing in your heart?
You are a faggot sir. Yes, you can learn things on a personal level from every single religious text in the entire world and interpret those in ways to improve yourself. You can also do that with fucking pepe memes and NOT be a hypocritical faggot at the same time.
This type of thinking is why so many fucking people hate religion as a whole and view those that practice it as some sort of epileptic mental gymnasts. What you are telling people to do is lie for respect. Which is basically not respect at all; respect should be earned by actually attempting to fucking earn it, not just coasting on through with a sideways smile for your own validation.
Tl;dr 8/10 stupid shit made me rage.
>>682315791
Try [email protected]
That's my other one
>proof
>>682317175
NP dude lol
Well reading this thread made me feel much better
> <18
> addicted to xanax
> parents are drug addicts and one is very mentally ill
> pretty sure my best friend is gaslighting me but im scared im actully crazy or that hell get mad that i found out
> stuff keeps disapearing when i go to his house
> whenever something goes wrong when we hang out he tells everyone that it was my fault and trys to convince me that it was, and im pretty sure ive blown him a few times atleast but i dont wanna ask that and be wrong
> only have about 2 pairs of friends
> when i hang out with either of them and there friends i get roasted the whole time
> spend most of my time at home getting yelled for nothing
> have been on 4chan since i was 6
>>682318822
>pretty sure my best friend is gaslighting me
The light is not dimmer, you are imagining things.
>>682318822
> have been on 4chan since i was 6
Who needs daycare when you have 4chan. Kids these days need more gore threads!
>>682289809
how old are you
>>682292986
>Sometimes i can experience happiness for a few seconds.
like when?
>>682319293
kek
>>682293082
totally fucking loser acting like a fucking 2kool4skool junkie
>>682293655
>250 quid a day
how many hours do you work a day? holy fuck
>>682301897
sound like a fucking pussy to me
ITT: Making my night a whole lot better
>>682319055
>the light is not dimmer
Wut
>>682319293
the first thread i ever saw was animal gore
>>682317025
>you're saying that religion trumps all the other factors
>that people are not allowed their own autonomy
>slaves to the whims of their parents
I am not saying any of those things. You are so fixated on the extremes. It is not to be an unthinking servant or some resentful kid who does as he is told, it is the path of least resistance. I just want my parents to be content, but also to a certain extent proud. They know I dont believe in half the crap (and I suspect they dont either) but they appreciate that I still play along. It applies to every aspect of life, you have to play the game and be kind to one another.
I know what I really believe and nothing changes my views but myself, so why would I be unhappy to go to a church service or pretending to like something to keep my mother happy? It is all just appearances.
>>682309323
what an attention seeking faggot.
Dont lie to yourself. you are fucking miserable and this need for atention from anonymous internet users is a proof of that
Fuckin cunt
>>682285683
lived till i got 30 with mummy
got a job as a call center agent
rent a flat
be 32 now
losing job because i never go there
cant afford flat anymore
moving back to mummy
i won
>25
>Live with my parents
>300lbs
>Kissless virgin
>Shitty minimum wage job
>Almost no friends
>Look for guys on m4m on craigslist cause I'm fucking desperate even though I'm straight
>>682285683
>18
>Smart but too much of a procrastinator to get good grades
>never had a job
>constantly daydream about starting a world famous psychedelic rock band, but have no actual talent
>no motivation
>no drive
>>682303556
Mm, dunno. Sixteen. Will be very tight.
>>682321225
just grow up kid. You will never have that band and being smart means shit in the real world if you dont work to achieve goals.
Its not that hard once you get used to it
>>682321654
What the fuck is life without dream? without motivation? Fuck u and your "adult" negativity.
>>682320662
Just because something works for you, doesn't mean it works for others. You are one person out of 7 billion-plus on this earth. I'm asking why someone has to compromise their beliefs just to appease another? Why can't these parents just accept that their son no longer follows their every step, that he's growing up and choosing his own way to live life, and pray for him like every religious parent should? Trying to force someone to be in religious rites that they don't believe in or wish to participate in is wrong. It's like Christians forcing Native Americans to become Christian's or be punished. Or like telling a Muslim that they HAVE to celebrate Easter or Christmas. That's persecution. Now, a father wishing his son would continue in the faith rather than leave it isn't necessarily persecution, but to treat him worse simply because he won't acquiesce is a terrible thing to do, especially for a parent. Yes he could go to Mosque and spend time with his family and community, even if he doesn't believe in the ideals, but even being that close to the religion that he clearly doesn't want to participate in could have negative effects on him. There's gotta be a reason he left, after all.
Berate me.
>19
>Earning £35k ($50k)
>Fly to work weekly
>Never had a gf
>Lost virginity to a prostitute
>Socially inept
>Scrawny, 5'6" dude
>>682285683
>20
>still live with dad
>average weight
>currently unemployed
>2 cars (owned)
>dark skin Mexican but hate Mexico and all its people
>never spoke Spanish growing up
>owns 4 guns because Texas
I'm pretty content with life.
>>682318007
Why is it so hard for you to go to a stupid damned ceremony? Are you afraid of being infected with some foreign ideas or something?
I am not inviting you to start going to church or mosque every week but the fact that you are so averse to doing it just shows a heap of insecurity.
>What you are telling people to do is lie for respect
>respect should be earned by actually attempting to fucking earn it
What the fuck are you even saying? You cant earn respect unless except by sharing every fucking opinion and belief with someone? You realise even in religion no one believes exactly the same things in exactly the same way.
>>682322300
Refer to:
>just grow up kid
>>682321654
small dreams are all that keep me going; like im working right now so i could buy me a badass laptop for summer and game all august, school starts again in september, get my nursing degree, be a intensive care nurse or paramedic, make a decent living, get a flat in a peaceful area, just live my little life and reminisce about the times i od'd on xanax or when i threw some punk out of a fifth story window at a party for dissing my girl.
you get older and you calm down, that's all there is.
>the little things
Stop that shit bros,I'm fucking sick of your desperation.I'm in a similar situation:kissless virgin,not rich,living in a shitty country bit fuck.Just fuck that shit.We are men,remember that.We can take our in our hands life and change it in better.STOP BEING A PUSSY.There are people out of your basements that are fucking hot girls,making money,driving fast cars and pretending to be happy.Fuck that,we can go outside and fuck the shit out of them.You can have their girls and their money,just take them.Fuck you guys,we must admit that we were too lazy,that's the real problem.Stop that shit,stop being a lazy bitch
>>682285683
25 beers in 3 weeks? You don't often have a second drink, do you?
>>682323114
yo lazyness can be attributed to clinical depression, sometimes you are just physically incapable of pulling yourself together.
>>682322300
you just said you have no motivation. so you have a dream but no motivation? that serves for shit.
Dreams are fine as long as you only see them as what they are. Dreams.
You may call it "adult" negativity but its just being realistic. Study hard, work hard and achieve something. then find time to chase your dream as a hobby.
Other than this, you will be a 40 year old with a shit job for shit pay that accomplished nothing in life but still has a dream.
Dont be like some of the losers in this thread
>>682290828
>>think I have colon cancer
A true jew would never be photographed with alcohol in the same frame.
after reading this shit i feel a load better about my life.
>21
>engineering student
>eurofag
> english but studying in other eurofag country
>6ft 4
>athlete level fitness
>lost my virginity when I was 15 and haven't gone a year without sex since.
>keep on wondering whether I'm gay though which is fucked up
>20
>No gf
>Havn't had sex in like 2 years
>Dropped out of last year of school
>Only see minimum wage jobs for me
>physically unfit but still slim build
>watch porn daily
>live with parents
>no job atm
>bank accounts in the opposite and i need to pay an extra grand on top for fines
>have a car but no license to drive it yet
>i reckon i can still turn my life around before i end up like some people who commented
>>682285683
>18
>earns 17$ an hour
>not a virgin
>decent looking
>free healthcare and university
>pay taxes
i'm on a roll, and life can only go upwards
> Been out of high school for 5 years
> havent gone to school or have had a job in my life
> live with my dad
> play video games 24/7
> over weight
> small dick
> no confidence to do anything
> fail at everything i try at
> ugly
> get beat up by my little brother
> little brother also took my gf
>>682323304
There are a lot of important people in history who had clinical depression like Churchill and Lincoln.That's not an excuse to tale what you want
>>682286064
Kek
