What's the real secret to becoming irresistible to women, I'm tired of busting my ass in the gym daily and not getting anything more than a few extra looks, and a neverending sea of fatties wanting me.
I see ugly dudes pulling cute girls for days, what in the actual fuck am I doing wrong? I'm not creepy, I don't come off as needy or desperate, and I'm confident, why the fuck do girls still overlook me and don't want to continue talking to me?
>>681943439
Bumpity, need help too
You'd be surprised, but looks aren't nearly as important to girls as they are to guys.
The only other thing I'd say is that I get the impression (as evidenced by your post) that you're approaching this problem wrong. There's very few universals that work for all girls. There are some self-hating perfect tens that only stay with a man who hits them. There are some self-aware perfect tens that only date nerdy guys. Everyone has a type and everyone is almost at a different place in life. Some girls want a relationship, some girls want a not-so-serious relationship, some girls don't know what they want, some girls want gangbanged on craigslist while their husband watches.
I'd say try to find out what your type is and put yourself into a position where you find people who look for that type. Personally okcupid worked for me. I got laid so often over the last three years that it stopped being interesting and I focused on my career instead.
Well OP its pretty simple
Lifting for girls is fucking dumb. If you lift you build more muscle, this isnt necessarily going to get you girls.
If you want to get girls, you have to go out and try to get girls. Its a learning process, yes you will fuck up and most likely spill your spaghetti, but you will learn from it and realise what works and what doesn't work with women
>>681943837
How though, like I can't honestly ever get anywhere with girls on anything, I may be able to get a few responses but then they die down and I never hear from them again.
I know looks isn't important, but seriously what the fuck, what do I need to say, or how do I learn to talk to keep them wanting more, I just don't get it, I had more game when I was fat and now that I'm not I feel like I'm going nowhere and tbh I really don't know how much more I can take, I just don't get it.
Pic related, it's me, I get I may not be a 10/10 but I know I'm better than average, this shits getting old, if the devil existed, I would have honestly already sold my soul so I can have the talent these fuck boys have
The Red Pill
>>681944433
Ok, I'll be blunt.
First of all, shave that stupid shit off your fucking face or at least make it look nice. If you can't rock facial hair, then be honest with yourself that you can't hack it.
Secondly, you're not better than average. If anything, you're below average.
As far as meeting girls, you're still doing the same mistake that I addressed earlier - there's no "ONE THING" you do that makes you a babe magnet. You have to approach each unique woman as an individual and find out what they're looking for.
Seriously dude, getting laid is the easiest thing in the world. You can post an ad on craigslist and get laid in ten fucking minutes.
>>681944092
Yes, but holy fuck, how many potential girls do I have to weed through to get one who's cute and will let me smash?
I can pull fatties, and girls I don't find attractive like it's nothing, but any sort of decent girl who knows their decent ignores me like I'm fucking patient zero during a zombie outbreak and I'm just over it
>>681944433
You're not passionate and cocky about something enough.
>>681944433
Also, if you didn't mention that you go to the gym and lift, there's no way I would have known because you don't look strong.
>>681944742
They can sense your desperation.
>>681944092
Exactly, it's all about experience. Just go out and try your best OP. Struggle, fuck up here and there all in the name of experience will give you the eventual edge you want to get these women.
Before I started getting into casual sex I dated a few women I deemed out of my league at the time. I fucked up my chances with a few of them but each time it got a little easier to process what I was doing wrong, I began to understand the female mind and what bullshit they needed to hear before actually wanted to escalate the relationship.
I still kick myself when I look back because I didnt even get to fuck some of those qt3.14s before I lost them and thinking it over now it seems completely easy had I just done simple actions or gestures to get them into my bed. However the past is the past, they were great women but you have to move on and try different things before your are able to step up your game
>>681944940
This is part of it too.
>>681944727
I'm considered below average? Then what the fuck is average?
Honestly if that's true, I'll probably just an hero eventually, I planned over a year ago to an hero if weight lifting and cutting fat didn't help me, and it hasn't done shit except make me confident in myself, but honestly, if this is what I get to look forward for the rest of my life, always being overlooked and never getting anywhere, and what's worse is your now telling my beard is shit, the one thing I take pride in is shit, I'd say there is no hope for a scrub like me
>>681944742
>Yes, but holy fuck, how many potential girls do I have to weed through to get one who's cute and will let me smash?
Don't search, never search to fuck a cute girl. They will find you, never be desperate.
>>681944884
I'm big as fuck bro, in under a year I've made massive gains, but my pics don't do me justice because I'm not fully ripping a sweet six pack yet and can't go shirtless
>>681944742
try not being an arrogant douche who overestimates himself and feels entitled to girls who are way out of his league. there are many qualities that different girls find attractive.. success or being skilled in something interesting helps, $$ helps, you're below average appearance wise and you can't change your pathetic face so you'll have to come up with something else lol
You fell for the /fit meme.
Trust me it doesn't work. You can see tons of guys on /r9k with damn good bodys, but they still complain of being kv.
Its all about being social, and hopefully stumbling upon someone you love who loves you back.
Give no fucks
Exude confidence
Establish yourself
Give no fucks
Respect yourself
Embrace being single
Give no fucks
10s are used to being pursued to the point where it bores them or becomes creepy. They tend to want a challenge, and guys who reject them or seem disinterested becomes their quest. Make girls earn your attention rather than showering them with it. You don't have to be a dick, but full self-awareness allows you to be confident you don't need any one girl. Being indifferent and still happy attracts them. Girls get intrigued thinking "why doesn't he like me?" as if all guys should throw themselves at them. And with 10s, guys usually do. If at the first sign she flirts with you, you are indifferent, she's probably going to be hooked.
>>681944742
Dude, wtf. Elliot Rogers 2.0
Seriously, you're shallow as fuck and wanna fuck the sexy chicks while not looking good youself?
Hot chicksthink exactly like you, they want the best looking guy with the best body, not some mediocre entitled bastard.
You're too ugly for one night stands, try a relationship
>>681945176
I think the beard is fine and works.
>>681945343
Yeah, had a qt3.14 hit me up randomly a long time ago, hung out but I ruined it cuz I went full retard and got weird, I regret that still but I removed her off everything and realized sometimes you just fuck up and that's that
Why do you guys keep saying 10s?
universal 10s don't exist, only 9/10s the other 1+ is just personal preference
>>681945176
The way you expose yourself here and now is nothing else but the need for other's agreements.
You lack so much confidence and you're full of insecurities. You really do sound like a child having issues growing up, you're far from being a real independant man and this my friend is what repels girls.
>>681943439
>comes to 4chan for advise on women
you sir are fucking retarded
>>681945176
Dude, you look ok. Coming from a bi male, I'd suck your dick.
And I imagine you could find women who'd feel similar, and would want to date as well.
If not, the they're shallow as fuck.
>>681945733
This.
>>681943439
Getting on with your fucking life and doing something productive. All time desperately spent on women is wasted time.
>>681945176
Do you not see how obviously fucked up and pathetic you come across in all of these posts though? You do realize that women are a special or different species and that they probably pick up on this complete insecurity?
Even how this whole thread is posited: "What is it that I have to do to get girls?" Not "How do I make myself more interesting?" or "How do I become the kind of person a woman is going to want to be with?"
>I'm considered below average? Then what the fuck is average?
I'm really not trying to bust your balls man, but you're really surprised that you're below average? You look like a fucked up Neanderthal dungeon master who stretched out his yamaca.
First of all, shave. Shave your face. You look like a fucking hobo. You can't do facial hair, and most girls don't like it anyway. If you're going to make your beard grow out, at least trim it and make it look nice. I can literally see all the hair on your neck.
Secondly, I would have no knowledge whatsoever that you went to the gym unless you told me because your body looks absolutely average, if not a little pudgy. You really don't see your fleshy hips sticking out of your shirt? You really can't tell that your arms are thin?
Come on man, be fucking honest with yourself.
Thirdly, dress like the guy you want to be, not the guy you are. Lose you fucking homo earring, and dress up nicely.
Also, the MAIN thing is that you wreak of insecurity man. You're going to kill yourself because you can't get laid? It's easy dude. You (or almost anyone) can pull more pussy than you could handle in less than a year if you just made the right moves and had a basic modicum of self awareness.
>and what's worse is your now telling my beard is shit, the one thing I take pride in is shit, I'd say there is no hope for a scrub like me
Get off the "woe is me" wagon. If the one thing you take pride in is hair on your face, then you need to make some major changes in your life.
>>681943439
They probably don't want some mr. universe wannabe as their bf. Would you want a similarily trained woman? I sure as fuck wouldn't.
>>681945836
No, OP is shallow as fuck.
He's at best a 5/10 and only wants 10s like wtf.
You cannot look like a turd and expect 10s to fuck you and when they dont call them shallow.
Hypocrisy at its best
>>681945421
This.
>>681944433
Girl here. I normally don't like beards, but I think in your case it helps.
I wish I could say otherwise, but there's no "secret" to getting girls. It's really hard for the average person (especially as a guy) to attract someone's eye at a bar. Best thing you can do is join in on a group (hiking, bowling, whatever) and wait for some single women to show up. If they get to know you, and you can make them laugh (but don't be a lame tryhard) your chances improve.
>>681945350
You don't understand how this works.
1. There's no one physique that everyone likes.
2. You look fucking fat. I can see the fat on your hips stretching the sides of your shirt.
3. Going to the gym and picking stuff up doesn't mean you immediately get girls. You're starting to sound entitled.
>>681944870
This. I'm old and married now, so I don't try but I still get hit on. Be arrogant, egotistical and funny. Whatever comes up you should know something about it. Whatever needs done you should be able to do it. Fucking humor and confidence sells. I only started going to the gym and shit last year because I started feeling old, never mattered in my whole life what I looked like and I'd say I'm pretty similar type to OP.
>>681944742
Sad to say but most people overestimate their attractiveness. Unless you're rich or have something amazing to offer, you have to go below your standards. Double that for men. Life fact no. 2
>>681943439
Money, asshole. Money. Get that. Get respect. Get pussy. If you're broke, you aren't getting any women. Don't get me wrong. It's not thier fault. They are hard wired that way.
>>681944433
Not sure if i would say above average but your not my type and appearance can be subjective.
Straight lads always get jealous and pissed at me because i always attracted my sister's hot mates. There was even a 10/10 married milf that loved her husband but definitely would have banged me.
I am probably like 6-7, if i worked out and shit i might be a 9. Hard to tell cause i have a very 'youthful' look. Wouldn't say i look very manly. You probably have a stronger jaw beneath the beard tbh. Also have high cheek bones. Soft skin. I look quite boyish but i ACT manly.
Its all about the act bro. 'Men' take what they want. They do what they have to do to go get it. If there is a problem they solve it. The more times you do this kind of shit, the more people can sense it off you.
That milf manager treated me like a bitch at the start but after i took control of the staff by gaining their respect and improving my relations with them in order to garner my authority in there, she started rubbing against me lol. I even got mad one day and she basically had her tit on my chest.
I know a guy who looks like a lizard and he can get pretty hot girls. Like obviously there is a limit but still.
People are attracted to people with drive. With a goal. Give yourself one to accomplish and others will sense it off you. A lot of girls want to be the center of your eye. If you automatically put them there, there isn't a challenge. They already got you and now they are bored. Its retarded but you need to have something you put before them.
Tldr; Presence > Looks.
Some people would probably say i have a strong/intense personality but you better goddamn fucking believe they know when i'm in the room.
>>681946034
This.
Get over your fears, anon. It's as simple as that. But first, acknowledge them. Don't be confused into believing that you have an anxiety disorder or some other "treatable" condition. Fears are very real and all of us have them; yet 90% of the fears we have never surface . Our fears are what keep us from venturing into the unknown by crippling us and cementing is into our comfort zone. It has nothing to do with your appearance, bro. Acknowledge your fears (the more trivial the better, ) vocalize them (so you can see how silly you sound, ) have a good laugh at yourself and fucking go for it. If you see a girl that you'd like to get to know and potentially have sex with, approach her with that mindset. It's as simple as that.
>>681945536
Yeah if he's trying to be an extra in hobo with a shotgun.
OP looks like a homeless carnival act, is totally insecure, and is acting like a straight up Elliot Rogers because he feels entitled to women. It's really annoying.
Because you don't like girls anon; you don't want the girl; you just want the girl to like you in order to feel good about yourself.
i got a sex change. idk, a couple months after starting hormones girls would approach me and start conversation, and ask me out.
>>681945176
You need confidence. You need to leak confidence. You need to portray confidence. Also be funny and take yourself less seriously!
Op here, I give up honest, I came here knowing you all would be brutally honest and tell me exactly what my fears already were, truth is, I don't try with women because I know all these things, I know I'm an average fag at best, but I don't want to believe it.
The real truth is, I avoid women like the plague because I haven't felt good enough since my ex left, I think once she left I realized exactly how shit my existence was, that's why I lost a bunch of weight because I thought building muscle would make me more attractive, but I'm just always going to be an average fag, no matter what.
I accept it for what it is, and happily give up now that I can't hide behind the facade anymore and plan on at least pursuing competing lifting.
Pic related, me a year ago
>Looks like fat Neanderthal Jesus with earrings
>Has no confidence
>I'm above average
>4.3 at best
>Dresses like he's from the circus
>"If I don't find the secret to getting laid, I'm going to kill myself"
>"My beard is the one thing I take pride in" (being this accomplished at life).
This is why the self esteem movement is a total failure. I live in a world where people are conditioned not to look at themselves honestly and feel entitled to the praise and acceptance of everyone else.
>>681943439
Sorry son, there is no cure for ugly.
>>681945176
this picture is a lot more flattering than the first.. maybe a 6/10 .. but you kinda come off as a hipster douche with the hat.. the haircut isn't really working for you either.. you aren't "fit" by any means bro.. so don't expect to attract grills with your average physique. just socialize and find a girl who you are compatible with... pussy is pussy as long as she is healthy & in decent shape, don't expect to pull girls way out of your league. if you want to bang a 10/10 then your best bet is to pay an escort lol
>>681945176
Im not gonna lie bro you look like you just walked out of san diego dont get me wrong some girls are into that shit i just dont know any because i dont follow that kind of style if your insecure about your masculinity its not one that you should use >>>/fa/
>>681946891
You don't think maybe your complete victim mentality maybe is related to the fact that girls don't want a relationship with you?
>>681946891
props, you lost a lot of weight and have made a lot of improvement in a year.. keep up the good work, do your think and you'll meet someone worth keeping.
Op again, me a week ago, I know I still am average, but at least I changed a little.
I'm in neon yellow
Get off the Internet. Go get drunk with friends, talk to girls, don't fall in love with them if they flirt take it from there
>>681946891
Get tested for low testosterone. Drive and libido fade my friend; whether you've gone through a break up or not. Running will slowly increase testosterone over time. Throw in some cardio days in there.
>>681947193
Why do you keep insisting that you have anything other than an average build and a horrible sense of style?
Shave your fucking face man. Get a nice haircut. Stop being a whiny bitch. Most of all, stop lying to yourself.
>>681946891
you've made a lot of progress as far as fitness in a year, but you need to understand that isn't magical formula that girls will start lining up and falling all over you.. even if your looks are 10/10 .. you still need to put effort into socializing and meeting decent girls.
>>681947175
Yep. Life is a marathon not a sprint.
>>681947175
Not with his "I give up on life" attitude.
Also, looking like a fucked up jackrabbit probably won't help.
>>681947193
You really look at this picture and think you're even average looking?
The girls in here flattering you by saying you look average / six are just doing it because you're basically threatening to kill yourself. I'm not trying to come down hard but you really need to have a more honest perspective of who you are before you move ahead in life.
If you shave, get a haircut, dress nice, buy a nice pair of shoes, and stop being a bitch you can easily meet girls.
Without confidence you have nothing
I'm not anymore, I'm accepting things for what they are, see if quit things when they aren't worth it to me, I quit women because I wasn't getting results that I wanted, I really do mean I'm done.
Now that all of you shit on how I felt about myself the only thing I can do is what I'm good at, and that's lifting weights and being quiet, look I don't need the advice anymore, in fact I won't ever ask for advice on women again, I don't feel sorry for myself nor am I playing victim, I'm just not going to waste my time on these things, when I could utilize that time elsewhere doing things I actually enjoy and male me feel good
>>681947193
>Why can't I meet girls?
>Wears 3D Glasses in public .
>>681943439
It used to be being strong was the thing that got women but now its brains and money so if you don't have those good luck.
>>681947777
You are a crying whining bitch. Man up to fuck!! I don't know you and by your few posts so far I can see why women avoid you.
>>681947682
>If you shave, get a haircut, dress nice, buy a nice pair of shoes, and stop being a bitch you can easily meet girls.
No. No. Don't say this. That's exactly what you don't tell these guys. They think they do steps 1, 2, 3, and then pussy will be dripping on their doormat. You have to be happy with YOURSELF before anyone will come near you, at least when you're a guy. The unstable, no confidence thing isn't even cute on girls but at least they get by.
>>681946891
Honestly dude, you should try wearing a business casual steez and hang out where quirky black chicks hang out. Hell, they will probably go for you if you act like a cute but professional rebel. I mean, if you are going for 8/10 white chicks maybe your standards are just too high
if you want to "get women" and if you unironically call women numbers, then you've failed before you've even started.
to really be irresistible to them you need status and/or perceived power.
you just talk to them like a normal human being, make them laugh if you can, don't allude to sex and bam, it's that simple.
the thing is, it seems weird to try and befriend someone who doesn't really share your interests. women see that you don't share things in common and so it becomes creepy to try and push a friendship that isn't there.
if a girl ever asks you why you "dropped" her, you always respond with "i can see we dont have much in common". her only retort to that, if she still wants to talk to you, is to completely bypass it with an excuse. if she doesn't make an excuse to talk to you, drop her.
>>681947777
> I quit women because I wasn't getting results that I wanted.
>I really do mean I'm done.
>n fact I won't ever ask for advice on women again,
>"I don't feel sorry for myself nor am I playing victim"
You sound like a little fucking kid who lost the spelling bee. Seriously man, get a hold of yourself. Getting laid is not that hard. You're just driving yourself crazy over it because you have completely delusional narcissistic convictions about yourself.
Get a fucking grip. Get a haircut, shave, don't dress like a retard, be somewhat social, stop being a huge baby, and you'll meet a girl in six months.
Seriously, stop being a bitch right now, it's like top tier-cringe.
>>681947777
check'd .. sure.. it's your life, spend your time how you choose, doing what you enjoy.. just be aware that girls don't just line up for guys.. it takes effort to meet girls.. just like i'm sure it took effort and hard work to lose weight and get in shape.. it's not instant overnight results. the best way is to get out and socialize, WHILE doing what you enjoy.. and maybe you'll meet someone. expecting your life to totally change in a single year is unrealistic, like an anon said earlier, it's a marathon not a sprint. but don't expect girls to pursue you if you "quit women" lol
shit /b/ is full of foreveralonefags.. i'm sure plenty of people here can understand your frustration, we all get frustrated and have dry spells with chicks.. best thing to do as you're doing, is to focus on improving yourself and enjoying your life..
>>681948101
I stand corrected. This is actually a good point.
Still, there's something to be said about the fact that he doesn't realize he looks awful and could easily change that with a few basic modifications.
>>681947193
You are clearly white, 30's, and transitioning through some tough times. The next obvious step is self help books, daily affirmations CDs and other new age stuffs. Not even joking /b/ro, this stuff will work. Other races at your age are dealing with mega problems like poverty, war, etc. You're white, man. Start acting it. Being a 30 year old white guy with low self esteem is a fucking gravy train. Ride it out.
>>681947682
Nah mate, I couldn't kill myself and if they are they can take their Bullshit compliments elsewhere, I didn't come here to feel better about myself, I came here to improve on whatever the fuck that's been holding me back, and that's what this place is good for, people can be keyboard warriors but rarely can say it to your face.
My looks are garbage and I've known it deep down but I didn't want to believe it, people may say I'm average but honestly I don't give a fuck because the people around me are blown the fuck away by what I've accomplished in under a year, that's good enough for me, I'll accept the rest of it as it is, I wanted honesty and that's what I got, so even if these girls are afraid I'm going to kill myself that's OK them, they don't need to sugarcoat anything, I'm trying to fix all my flaws, not let them sit there and people try to make me feel accepted
>>681948383
Nope, 24
>>681947193
Thats neon green are you color blind
>>681948347
I agree on that. Also from what he's said he IS getting hit on, just not by high enough quality women which is a bullshit attitude.
>>681945507
this is so fucking true. seen it myself. girls just need that attention, and if you dont give it to them, they wonder. That's when you have their attention.
>>681948394
You already said you were going to kill yourself in a few of your earlier posts where you were basically cloying for the acceptance of 4chan strangers, but okay whatever I guess you forgot that.
I'm happy you're changing your tune, but it's still wrapped in this victim mentality of "I give up girls" like it's learning to ride a bike or something.
Just grow up man.
>>681948675
I don't believe he's getting hit on, man.
>>681948675
Not really, I've had girls tell me I'm hot, I've had girls look my direction, I've had it all, I just don't see a reason to pursue them, that stems from within, also I'm not going to go and change my looks anymore, one thing I've learned is if people don't like you fuck them, same goes for women, I have absolutely no problems turning a woman down anymore regardless, I do have confidence, just because I didn't present myself as an alpha male trying to fucking parade my 10 inch dick around doesn't mean I'm not confident.
>>681948610
Whoa, seriously? Rocking a 5K medal at 24 is like sporting an I Can Walk medal at 6. Nice achievement and all, but burn that photo bro.
>>681943439
One word:
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LLLLLL IIIIIIII EEEEEE
Tell 'em you love 'em, that their the prettiest, that you care about their petty little problems; they love being lied to the most.
>>681948867
Yeah, because I was, a year ago, I was about to an hero but then I woke up and said, wait, maybe I should fix this, maybe I should change so overnight I did it, I started going to the gym daily, and eating healthier and it just happened, no one forced me, I did it because I hated myself.
Me saying I was going to kill myself earlier in these posts was just me trying to run away and make you guys the bad guys, in fact you aren't, you're all being what I want, you're point my flaws out so I can fix them, just like I fixed my weight issue, I'm just going to have to come to terms that I've been given what I'm given and that's it
>>681949058
lol. choose your appearance based on how YOU want to look. live your life to please yourself, and not others. these are all pretty healthy mindsets.. but it's also helpful to be aware that grills are going to get their impression of you based on your appearance and how you look..
if you meet a chick and she's clearly into you and is giving you signals, etc.. and you also find her attractive.. then it's up to you as a man to do something about it.. if you expect to sit back and wait for a girl to make the move or take the initiative, then get used to being alone the rest of your life. if you do take the initiative and pursue a girl who has clearly shown interest, just don't be a creep about it.. pretty simple really.
>>681949093
I feel so bad for laughing. I'm a hypocrite though because I can't even run a block without keeling over, so good on you OP.
>>681949093
Yeah, I deleted it everywhere except Facebook, which I just use for friends and family so I don't care how they view me, thanks though
Keep the beard op. Get ripped. Get tattoos. Fuck the fat girls if you get desperate it'll bring up your self esteem
Dude you look kinda like Mac from its always sunny. Just wear a paddys pub shirt and let the pussy juice flow upon thee.
>>681949649
I take back this post. Fuck you op stupid ginger.
>>681949694
Lmao, I hear this all the time
>>681949649
>Keep the beard op.
Yeah, girls like that creepy neckbeard look.
>>681949782
I'm not the ginger..
>>681949795
Yeah, when he was fat.
Also if he decided to dress like a fucking middle school edgelord and glued a rat to his face.
>>681949532
Wasn't looking to knock you down bro. Everyone around here is very frank and honest. Move onto 10Ks and half marathons though. It's little shit like this photo that keep you feeling down about yourself. You're at a plateau and you need to step it up to the next level. Your self esteem will have no choice but to improve as well.
overall though it's pretty apparent that OP is just socially awkward / socially inept.. and that is pretty much the main reason why he hasn't had good luck with girls.. you can be chubby / average and still pull attractive girls if you are very socially adept & have other shit going for you.. but if you're socially awkward, depressed, etc.. doesn't really matter what your appearance is like if your personality is a downer. bitches want someone who's company makes them feel good, and awkward, depressed dudes do not fit the bill. and you can believe that you're "confident" while still being socially awkward. lol
>>681949378
You really need to get perspective man. You're not the fat slob that you used to look like, but your build is still heavy and your arms look like toothpicks.
I mean I'm not talking shit about you continuing to get big and taking care of your body, but let's not kid ourselves.
And yes, you need to shave, or at least trim.
Also, running 5k is like nothing man.
>>681950158
QFFT
>>681950089
I plan on doing these things, I wasted the first 23 years of my life being a massive fuck up, so think of that shitty 5k as a fresh start to my new life..
>>681949855
Go for a foreign girl op. Bitches that aren't white worship white guys
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>>681950186
I actually just trimmed my beard real close and got a haircut very recent, so those are done.
The muscles and losing the rest is just going to take me time to accomplish, I'm looking to change for the better and for the rest of my life, having brutally honest people is what I need
>>681950701
Okay, this is constructive.
What do you do for fun besides lift? What do you do for a living? Are you in any clubs?
>>681950701
Shave it all off and get a new haircut that looks good. Get yourself in some hipster ass clothes or something and take a pic. I'm sure you'll look fine. Don't rock those shades in that pic from above ever again too dude
>>681943439
Confidence. Charm. Looks. Intelligence. Not being desperate. It's a combination of a lot of things. If you have to ask you don't got it.
Some are winners. Some aren't. Women can smell winners. It's a hormonal thing.
>>681943439
You need to demonstrate some value my nigga. It's all about social currency. Learn to skate or surf, they're my ace in the hole.
>>681950806
To be honest, I've never done anything, before I decided to get in shape all I did everyday was play video games and sit around, up until this past year have I been wanting to get out and do things outside of my house.
There are bars and clubs around where I live but they aren't popular and mostly just older people go there.
I work for a factory, it's a boring ass job but for not having a college education I make way to much for the work I do
>>681944433
Fuck fatties for building up coinfidwnce
>>681944433
Your hair is all wrong for face and you beard is scraggly as Fuck.
Your shirt looks budget when worn by you and.You have no definition.
If you're only slightly above average and think yourself to be that than only go for slightly above average chicks
>>681951226
What type of excercise do you do
>>681951226
Get into some hobbies and find groups around you... Best way to meet people. Also embrace the vidya, if that's what you like to do then express that
>>681945176
Go gym properly. Watch what you eat. You have a big forehead. Don't bring your hair up like that to draw attention to it. Ditch the beanie you look like a teenager. Shave that Fucken beard. Only a niche go for that look, a stubble is your best friend.
>>681951576
This
>>681950701
Stop being so vain with your appearance.
Also focus more on making money than you do, money talks dude.
Also go about making off the cuff grandiose gestures.
>any dude can buy flowers, it takes a real motherfucker to pick the flowers and arrange them himself.
I did that and when I got to her house she pulled me up to her room and I got anal for our first sex. Came in the pussy. Good stuff. We had met twice before that, and she didn't even think it was like that till I made it clear, without being pushy. You see?
>>681951479
Uhh, lifting, running, whatever, I'm up for anything anymore.
One thing I do have going for me is I'm ambitious as fuck, no joke, no matter what I set my mind to I accomplish, woke up one day wanted to learn to play instruments, taught myself how to play several, same thing for getting in shape, if I want something bad enough, damn near nothing can stop me to accomplish it.
>>681951895
Than you should feel this way about getting girls. It sounds like you have confidence when it comes to learning new things. When meeting bitches you should just humbly brag about how you've been reading up on relativity or some shit
>>681951769
Also forgot to mention. You keep I'd sell my soul or I should kill myself. You say have confidence but it's apparent its a desperate kind. Women don't like that.
Go travelling get some word experience. Do things for yourself sfor awhile stop trying to appeal. You gotta be the flame not the moth.
>>681951576
I do enjoy to game a lot, and I don't mind letting anyone know either, but I really need to find some sort of other hobby that puts me in a social situation
>>681943439
Because you're stupid, read a book
>>681951226
Well that's just sad.
How much do you make and where are you located? US? Having a stable job is still a great thing in this economy and, if you make a living wage, you're on your way to answering your own question!
But yeah, you need to expand your life. Spending the first 23 years of your life playing video games is a fucking insult to my species man.
>>681943439
fuck mussels get money
>>681951895
>One thing I do have going for me is I'm ambitious as fuck,
>Basically I've spent my whole life playing video games. Except this last year.
Please bitch, you're far from ambitious. You're just not as fat as you used to be. There's a fine line between being confident and being out of touch.
>>681952536
Trust me, I know, that's why I'm making an honest effort to change, that's why I came here, you guys are the most honest assholes ever and I knew that if I really wanted to know what I need to work on, best place to ask was here, this was never about women, it was about me needing to realize I'm not as good as I believed and that I still need improvement.
It gets annoying though because all I hear from everyone around me is how much I changed and how much they all like who I am, you just start to believe it and it inflates your ego, I simply just needed another dose of reality.
>>681945965
>Best reply goes totally ignored.
>>681952933
Yeah. I was the one who wrote. Thanks for the recognition.
>>681952734
I'm pretty goddamn ambitious, dude in a year I've not only changed my body, but I've changed my personality, I did that all overnight, without quitting, and always persevering.
I'm not saying I'm a God amongst mortals, I'm saying that in terms of your average joe, I'm far more ambitious...
>>681953204
No, you fucking aren't.
If you waited until 24 to start living life, then you're not ambitious. You have to realize that you lose the most weight when you have a lot to lose (like the fat slob you used to be).
I'm proud of you and want you to keep going, but you work at a fucking factory and threaten to kill youself online because you can't meet girls. Your longterm goals are myopic and minimal at best.
You're not ambitious. You're dedicated to making change, but you either don't understand what that word means or you need your ass kicked.
>>681944433
shave your fucking face you whiny fuck
>>681943837
>focused on my career as an Okcupid marketing specialist
>>681953509
I was lazy dude, I'm human I made a mistake but I know my problems and I work goddamn hard on everything I do now, just because for the first 23 years of my life I sat behind a fat neckbeard, doesn't mean I'm not ambitious, it shows I didn't care, and now I finally do.
Being ambitious is the need to succeed, and that's how I feel on everything I do now, whether it be picking up that 80lb dumbbell and benching it, or something as simple as learning the solo on sweet child of mine, that's what I do, and nothing and no one will ever tell me again I can't succeed or won't make it because not only will I do it, but I'll go above and beyond whatever my goal is, nothing has ever stopped me from accomplishing something I set my mind too, and now, I take that mentality with everything I do
>>681954023
That doesn't even make sense.
>>681943439
Ah, the fatties...
Im not exactly fit, im about average id say. Ive dated a couple of girls, they aproached me first both times. They were both easy 9/10 if not even 10/10.
My best buddy, however, is pretty fit. Hes not a big guy, but hes pretty much skin, muscle and bones all the way. He has only dated one in his whole life. They are still dating, just one more months and theyve done so for one year. Wow, getting to the point... She is fat, really fat. I remember having to talk her out of suicide once because she was too fat to get a fat-reduction-surgery (or whatever its called in english).
Then again, since she came to me with her thoughts rather than her bf, my friend... That could explain why he hasnt dated that many girls.
Btw, i look for quality over quantity, always... Therefore those two girls are more than enough for me to look back on and being happy about. Both of them lasted about a year each, one of them being 1 year and 1 month.
Both me and my friend are 19 btw... Ima end this now... this is getting faaaar too long
>>681944433
I guarantee you need to lower your standards...a lot... just by looking at you.
>>681954002
Suck a dick, I keep my beard trimmed regularly and that's good enough for me, if some girl doesn't like me because my beard then she sure as fuck isn't the girl I want to be with
>>681954206
>I used Okcupid and got so much pussy
What doesn't make sense to you
>>681954182
This is like the cringiest thing I've ever read in my whole life.
...benching 80 pounds?
...learning the solo on sweet child of mine?
That's not ambitious. It seems ambitious to you because you've lived most of your life as a complete fucking loser, so basic accomplishments that most people have done by middle school seem ambitious to you. The thing is that most of us have been there done that.
Again, I applaud you for trying, but your confidence is misplaced at this point. Remember, not even an hour ago you posted about how you greatest pride was your beard. Most people are lightyears ahead of that kind of insecurity.
>>681952866
well, keep in mind anonymous strangers on 4chin don't really know you personally so we can't speak for your personality based on a few anonymous text exchanges.. only those close to you know your true character. actions speak louder than words.. do those people complimenting you put effort into spending time with you regularly? if bitches really like who you are.. and they are single, then they will give up the pussy.. if not, they're just placating you.
>>681954400
>>>681953509 (You)
How would I make money by sharing that I used OkCupid to meet girls?
Do you think I own the fucking site and am hard up on people to sign up for it? It's one of the biggest free dating services on the internet you retard.
>>681954333
Nah fam, I'm not lowering anything because I don't have any standards other than no fatties, so there's no bar to lower or raise
>>681945176
You look like Mac from Always Sunny
>>681944433
>Above average looks
Hahahaha fuck off m8. You look every bit like the permavirgin you are.
>>681954631
You are proving my point
you marketing genius you
(ps you don't need to own the site to work in the marketing department)
>>681945176
Khakis and plaid shirts OP, I can totally see the look!
>>681945507
I dress differently and i'm not the best looking dude but yeah this really fucking works, For once 4chan has made me happy and made me lose my virginity
>>681945965
I'm not OP but you taught me a few things. Thank you kind anon.
Do you get dates? Do you talk to a new girl every day? Do you have trouble bringing a girl home?
I don't really know where you're at.
But I will assume you're a beginner. You're not bad with women. You're bad with yourself.
If sex is what you want, a woman will only fuck a man who assumes she is going to fuck him. She has less reason to question him. It's actually easier that she doesn't, and funner for her because she gets some good dick.
>>681945176
>Above average looks
>"I'm big as fuck bro"
Why would you lie and then post pictures that contradict it? You look like a chronic masturbator who creeps people out at public swimming pools. Not a good look when it's combined with a whiny 'why don't hot girls who are way out of my league fuck me? I'm gonna make those beautiful people pay...' personality.
I'm glad you don't get pussy, you don't deserve it.
>>681954483
80 lb dumbbells, obviously you've never lifted that otherwise you'd realize that's impressive.
Look at the guy in that fucking picture, that mother fucker has been athletic his whole fucking life and it's taken him 4 fucking years to bench 110lb dumbbells, it's taken me 1 year to go from nothing to 80 lbs so don't act like you can just jump in the gym and be a fucking beast because you can't, what I accomplished took work that most people can't even fucking fathom dude, I know you're being honest and that's cool, but you're just being an asshole now acting like what I've accomplished is immaterial because in your eyes every middle schooler can apparently pick up 80lb dumbbells and Rep them out, when they can't dude, if you want to offer me advice I'm open for it, but if you're just going to sit there and constantly say how immaterial my accomplishments are and that my confidence is misplaced, then fuck you dude
>>681953204
No you aren't.
You must know how many fucking morons go to the gym week in week out and live out their pathetic lives as gas station attendants. You're not the first person to ever lose a bit of weight. In fact you're probably not the most impressive case of weight loss in your locale. Get the fuck over yourself.
>>681955115
You're welcome. I can give more guidance if needed.
I never realized before that being able to pull pussy a few times a month was like a special skill.
>>681945176
Kill yourself
>>681955569
First of all fat ass, dumbbells aren't the same thing as benching.You said in your post that you benched 80 lbs like it was an accomplishment, now you're claiming that you curl 80 lbs.
A bench press when you use both hands and lie on you back you fat sack of shit. Which, again, almost any middle school kid can bench press 80 pounds.
Secondly, your butthurt is so obvious. I get you're proud of your accomplishments, but you better fucking get a handle of yourself and get some perspective. Just because you worked out for a year and lost your tits doesn't mean we were all that pathetic. Remember, you came to us for help because you're truly that pathetic.
Be proud of the fact that you're changing, but your accomplishments are not very impressive. You work a menial job, have no college education, struggle to talk to girls, and spent the last 23 years of your life in front of video games. Up to two hours ago, your proudest accomplishment was your beard (which, as almost everyone here has said uniformly, looks like fucking shit).
I'm happy to help, but don't bite the hand that feeds you. Besides, just because you can curl 80 lbs doesn't mean I wouldn't punch you in the throat in real life.
>>681955679
Exactly this. OP doesn't understand the difference between confidence and self-indulgent arrogance.
Pride comes before the fall, OP.
>>681955569
You said you benched 80 pounds you dipshit.
>>681955569
>Obviously you never lifted
Really? You're look like a chubby hogwarts outcast and you're pulling the whole 'Do u even lift bro?' card on me?
Ex-infantry motherfucker. I'd grab you by that shit on your face and stuff my knee into your fucking throat.
>>681956468
>>681956888
mfw when these idiots don't understand that people take TWO 80 lbs dumbells, and bench them, benching an olympic bar isn't the only way to do bench presses.. in fact most true fit bros will bench heavy dumbbells because it's more effective and more difficult to do.
You sound like the biggest faggot right now op. Literally people in San Francisco are trying to fly you out for the next pride rally.
Want to know how to get women? It's this one simple trick which everyone hates to do
Man up
>but anon I am a man
No you're not. You sound completely insecure and girls smell that shit like a shark smells blood in the water.
First things first if you want women is to gain some self respect. Then find something you enjoy and do it. If it's lifting, hiking, even playing video games. Get good at whatever it is, and find a group of people that like doing it too. It's really that simple. Once you have a hobby that you truly enjoy you won't even be thinking about girls, and that's when you will start getting laid.
Sounds counter intuitive but it's the truth. Girls like guys with drive and passion about something, anything.
If you want to an hero go ahead, this world is unfair and you won't get what you want by just sitting around.
OP did something good today. He motivated me to shave more than just my neck. I would rather look like a ten year old boy than the guy in OP or the other pics. I feel confident in myself and don't need to TRY to talk to grills. I'm a 2D grill type guy. Old school 4channer from back in the day, so that used to be the NORM around here. Being a normalfag doesn't make you confident, as OP is making very clear. All in all though, I want to thank you OP. You motivated me to do something today.
>>681957617
Yeah and OP is obviously on that level after one year of lifting.
Also, a dumbbell press =/= bench press. A bench press uses a single bar. A dumbell fly / dumbbell press is not the same as a bench press.
Please, tell me how I don't lift or whatever.
>>681957617
Yeah no shit, but OP said he was using one dumbbell
>Being ambitious is the need to succeed, and that's how I feel on everything I do now, whether it be picking up that 80lb dumbbell and benching it
Even so, that's a dumbbell press. NOT a bench press.
>>681958325
Lol, and of course OP knows this because he's such a beast.
>>681957853
Same here, wasn't going to shave today but after seeing this thread I'm going to
>>681957530
Ohhh, so strong and tough I hope someday when I completely grow up I can be as cool as you.
Here's the deal I'm done with this, I like who I am, I like everything about myself, from my shitty face to my shitty beard, it's me and I'm happy with it.
I came on here looking for answer to finding women, my problem isn't even looks personality none of it, I simply just don't want to try, that's my problem, I have no fucking clue why I came to /b asking for advice I figured maybe for a minute one of you could restore my desire to go out and pursue women, but you haven't done anything at all but make me sound like some chump who's a waste of space and nothing more.
I'm done with this, I'm not mad, and I'm not going to continue to validate myself for any reason, people around me like me, and that's good enough for me, and someday I will another girl who sparks my interest but it hasn't happened yet and I shouldn't have brought my problems to 4chan looking for an honest solution to a problem I don't even have.
The truth is, I know I can have girls, I choose to not have them because I have goals and aspirations and would rather chase those than chase pussy, I hope all of you have a good life even you assholes that told me to kill myself, and the ones who said I'm ugly or whatever, but I will never bring my problems to 4chan again
>>681957853
Yeah op is pretty pathetic.
>>681944433
Yeah dude, your beard is gross. Start by getting rid of it. And if it's something that keeps happening, chances are it's not the women you choose to talk to; it's you. Your personality is probably fucking garbage. No amount of going to the gym will fix that. You have a sad lonely future ahead of you.
>>681943439
stop trying so hard
>>681958566
An hero pls shotgun style so nobody can recognize you
>>681944742
Women sense desperation and weakness. Your sense of entitlement is fucking disgusting by itself, and coupled with your lack of confidence, you have no chance.
I pull good looking girls mostly through just talking in say a pub or the smoking area of a club, it helps that I'm 6"4 and not ugly but I'm sarcastic as fuck and girls seem to like that, albeit it does get annoying but at first glance it shows wit. Just be funny basically, most of the guys that go to the gym are boring cunts that only work out.
20 and from London btw
Stop giving a shit. Don't just try looking like you don't give a shit. Actually don't give a shit. Stop trying to score and you'll score....or ask a girl ou on a date
>>681958566
Dude you are such a pathetic piece of shit.
You came to this board whining like a bitch, threatening to kill yourself, posting up pictures of your pathetic ass, showcasing what a fucking failure at life you are, how you can't do anything other than fuck fat chicks for validation, and how you've wasted your whole life playing video games.
People offered you awesome advice, and you completely ignored it. Now you're going to act like "OH, I JUST WASN'T TRYING." You're acting like "OH, I could just get all the pussy i want, I just don't want any."
>The truth is, I know I can have girls, I choose to not have them because I have goals and aspirations and would rather chase those than chase pussy, I hope all of you have a good life even you assholes that told me to kill myself, and the ones who said I'm ugly or whatever.
You are ugly.
You are pathetic.
You have no idea how to talk to girls - which is something we all learn in middle school.
You think learning a shit-tier guitar solo is an accomplishment.
Lifting for a year, and you're still fat.
Proud of running a 5k.
Struggles to meet girls.
No college education.
Works at a factory.
Proudest accomplishment is that he grows hair from his face (Which is scraggly and ugly).
Had fat tits, now is proud that his tits are less fat and thinks that entitles him to talk to people like he's fucking alphadawg gym rat.
You are unstable.
You are depressed.
You are laughable.
And you can say what you want, but you'll never get those 23 years of your life back that you wasted playing video games while the rest of us were investing the best years of our life on meaningful stuff.
Although I'm sure you got really far in Mario bro.
>>681945176
Beard is fuckugly. And you are a whiney self-absorbed piece of shit. That is why women are repulsed by you.
>>681943439
amno expert but
girls like capital oppurtunity
imagine yourself to be at there place and then u will find it easier
1.they cant built muscle so they want muscular
2.cant make tons of money so rich guy
3.car
4.big house as depicted in serial/movies they watch
5.some thing of a trophy boyfriedn so usud be eqaul to hers friedns boyfrnd
>>681959397
Super Mario Bros. 3 for the NES and Super Mario World for the SNES were masterpieces. I grew up with the 16 bit era, so I have a soft spot for SMW. It basically was my first video game and the SNES my first console. I have both to this day and plan to expand a little, but that was some good shit.
>>681959955
My first encounter with this game was in a SNES remastered version of Mario NES games. Super Mario All Stars. That's the other SNES game from the past that I have today. It was amazing and looked great. Everyone remembers it for some reason. It was even in a movie back in the day, the Wizard. Some people found out about it only from the movie alone. Kind of funny if you ask me.
>>681959955
Same.
Lost levels was the hardest.
>>681960200
This game. What can I say about it that I haven't said already? It was amazing. It looked amazing for the time and really showed what the SNES/Super Famicom was made for. Unique levels and it still makes for a challenge today. I don't think much can really measure up to it, other than a few selected gems which also had a huge impact on me. I would go to /vg/, but I think beta OP's thread needs a nice finish to it. I don't buy that he left the thread, but that he's still sticking around to see what people say about him. He sounds like that type.
>>681945176
I think your right at the average line but if you cleaned up that beard you'd probably be a little above. Also i cant tell that you work out either
>>681960464
Yeah op is a pathetic fag. I was checking this thread between reps. Laughing at his puny 5k necklace when I run 5k once a week.
And Super Mario World will always have a special place in my heart but it's too limited. It's formulaic and, even though it has so many levels, it just repeats itself.
>>681959397
Nice try baiting me but you aren't going to trigger me.
Also inb4, you're just trying to play it cool because you're so butt hurt and sad that we hit you with the truth, save it buddy you aren't bothering me at all, and if you consider that advice telling someone they're basically shit, ugly, and wasted their life then you my friend need to learn what advice is.
You attacked me damn near from the get go, not knowing anything about me, what does that say about you?
The problem with 4chan and reddit is, people can say what they want because they feel big or macho, like those people who told me to kill myself, or the people who said I'm hideous, just like what you did.
I'm not going to sit back and let some keyboard warrior dictate how pathetic my life has been, I already knew this, I'm taking the steps to fix it, I can't fix the past jackass but I can build a better future.
And even when I said I was done you still continued to tell me how shitty I was, I actually never attacked you or anyone here, so that should just show you how pathetic you people are, living your life behind a keyboard makes you macho for sure, but it makes you a pussy too.
Now, really I'm done, I've made my peace with this thread and whereas some of you offered some good advice, like keep my beard trimmed, and change my hairstyle and continue to lift the majority of you attacked me with venom and hatred before even knowing much about me, even still none of you even know me just what I type, for all you know I could be making all this up but that just shows how you people are, and this just further justifies my thoughts that not only are women not important to me, but now just normal everyday people are immaterial to me as well.
4chan is the worst place to ask questions and I think next time I have any issues I'll just draw straws and that will help me more than what the majority of you people have
>>681961544
Kill yourself faggot.
You announced that you were leaving this thread like four times now, only to come back and tell me how much holier thou art than I.
Nobody attacked you until you started with this whole "I'M FUCKING AWESOME AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME" attitude.
We're proud you're not as fat as you used to be, but you're really grandstanding here like you're this ultra ambitious fucking alpha when you can't even talk to girls.
Your personality sucks. Keep lifting, take care of yourself and you'll build some confidence. Otherwise this showboating bravado is fucking lame and it's very fitting for 4chan, so stop acting like you're so much better than us.
Fake it til you make it.
Go get a new group of friends, and pretend to be alpha as shit, go to bars with them and just keep up the persona.
You mock yourself and talk about commiting soduku and wonder why girls dont want you?. Also you obviously just want the cheap ego reward of fucking them, they know this.
Also on one last note, I'm getting off here to go play dark souls 3, like the neckbeard, basement dwelling waste of space I am 4chan, figured I'd slip that in there since one of you was bound to say it, it was fun while it lasted, but I think I'll just stick to being a reader and not a poster on here.
>>681962101
Kill yourself.
>>681962101
This is like the fourth time you've announced that you're leaving this thread.
You really are pathetic.
>>681962101
You seem like the kind of guy who will think about this thread for weeks and talk to himself about it - responding to the posts out loud days after it's been erased.
Faggot.
Kill yourself.
Die.
>>681962101
I hope someone saves this cringe tier thread.
>>681961544
Calm down. You're hitting almost every note for being angry in a 4chan post. That's not good. You're not being alpha right now, but quite the opposite. The alpha thing to do would have been to leave the thread alone and stop replying to posts or replying at all. I called this in advance, because I was able to rightfully guess what type of person you are. You need to leave the thread alone. You need to find strength within yourself first. I'm far from an alpha myself and have never had sex once, but I am not as desperate to change that as you seem to be. I know who I am and don't care if I'm not up to a standard someone else sets. I am a guy who likes anime girls and doesn't care about making 3DPD like me. I would never be a beta orbiter. Find out who you are and then make a choice based on that. Don't be a pussy no matter what you choose. Good luck.
A thread where people were to give help turned into "op is a faggot" , "kys"
Kek. Never disappoint 4chan.
>>681945176
he looks like mac from always sunny
>>681945176
You look like that midget from game of thrones but the grown up version
>that dudes big ass head looks even bigger on his tiny baby body
>git gud OP
>>681953204
How can one be ambitious, while also remaining complacent enough to stick with a shitty factory job and not bothering to further his education? You're a filthy scab who wants everything handed to him on a silver platter. I'm not saying this to be helpful; this isn't tough love. You don't have problems, you are the problem. Fuck you.
>>681962553
I work out, smash girls, made decent money, and have a good life. Pretty much what this board considers a normal fag.
I'd hang out with you though. Don't sell yourself short.
>>681962813
Exactly.
Guy is a fucking cream puff who thinks lifting weights makes him king of the trashcan or whatever.
>>681943439
What me worry?
>>681962602
it started with real help but the op was a faggot and the OP was the first one to bring up killing themselves. f the op was cool he'd get help.
>>681962970
I was the main contributor to helping this faggot out.
At which point he revealed his real issue - he's a self-absorbed and totally delusional loser who has no idea how to talk to people.
Can someone save this for future cringe threads? I would but I'm on mobile
>>681954182
Jesus Christ. This whole thread should be in a cringe thread.
>>681944433
your face is long, and your hairstyle makes this look shit. change your hairstyle to match your face shape.
you'd be better leaving a small plug in your ear than leave a hole.
your beard looks like shit, and your moustache area makes your beard on your cheeks look undergrown. youd be best off with stubble in my opinion.
your shirt is shit. get some timeless classic clothes. proper long sleeve button up shirts. some nice jeans or trousers.
your phone is shit.
your photography skills are shit.
you just scream insecurity.
oh and it doesnt look like you go to the gym, not enough to actually make a difference with attraction.
>>681963229
Tell me how to save a thread and I will.
Do you just save the page?
I don't want to printscreen it line by line.
It's called charisma and if you don't got it better keep doing sit ups
>>681963310
I can screencap the good bits, but all I need to know is which ones are the good ones.
>>681958566
You are the archetype for piece of shit. If there is a god, he is using you as a template.
>>681944433
>>681944727
>>681944884
>>681945176 (I'm considered average!??! My beard is the one thing I take pride in)
>>681945350 (i'm big as fuck bro)
>>681945421
>>681945733
>>681945965 (anon tells it like it is)
>>681946167(anon tells it like it is)
>>681946891(Well i used to be really fat, so now that I'm not fat it means i'm ripped alphadawgbroham)
>>681946954
>>681947193 (more cringe pics)
>>681951226 (my whole life I've done nothing and had no hobbies besides playing video games. This just changed this year (he's 24).
>>681953204
>I'm pretty goddamn ambitious.
Claimed he was leaving the thread like three times. Keeps coming back.
>>681943439
Take up ballroom dancing. It won't get you laid in itself but it will teach you how to go with the flow of a woman, this is what they go by because good looking women already have unlimited choices in men.
>>681963512
This is for you
>>681964147
You see this is what I'm talking about, you guys are now making it a point to try and destroy my life, why just because I have some slight issues and can't pinpoint what's going on?
I'll tell you everything, I have been to college, I'm going back to college I'm stuck working in a factory because I got myself in debt after my first year of college, I have to pay it or I'm screwed financially.
I've made a lot of mistakes in my life but I'm finally on the path of right and you people just want to tear me down again and tell me how shitty I am blah blah blah, sure I was a bit dramatic but who wants to be told their unattractive, more importantly who wants to be told to kill their selves and who wants to be told that for once their trying to better their life and the accomplishments they've made so far, no matter how hard it is in in pale comparison to everyone else who had already been like that.
Good for you people honestly, I wish I had my head right earlier in life and then maybe, just maybe I wouldn't have came here and put myself on here but I thought maybe it wouldn't be so bad, but it its worse you guys are not only being incredibly fucking awful but now you want to Screencap and post it on other threads to make fun of me.
I'm the one though who's a pathetic loser even though I'm not going out of my way to make fun of someone or belittle them or what they did their life.
You can make me a meme or cringe post whatever, I don't care because truth is I'm a person and I'm struggling to fix myself, I came here for insight and instead I got made to feel like I worthless
Good job 4chan, you literally are the worst people, some of you, not all of you
>>681964299
Thank you.
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>>681964318
OP comes back again...for the fifth time. After announcing how he was leaving because he was so much better than us.
You claim you don't fucking care, but return to this thread and throw a fit about how much you don't care.
You're just making it worse you fat fuck.
>>681964349
Wait. there's more.
(I'm leaving this thread)
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>>681964318
(Anons owning bitch tits)
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>>681964349
This is also for you.
Screencap these.
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>>681965099
I got 4 done already, but I think the ones I chose are the best as far as this goes. I'll try to grab a few more before the thread dies. Here's a sample to show how shitty my crop was. It has all the right shit in it though.
>>681965344
The posts with the pics speak volumes of cringe.
>>681965432
>>681964318
You are entertainment, fuckboy.
Bitch tears inbound.
>>681965529
Get on my level, fags.
>>681943439
Getting off /pol/ is a good start, you fucking NEET faggot.
>>681965619
kek
>>681964318
Lmfao. First, never ask for advice on 4chan, let alone /b/, you fucking moron. Secondly, don't accompany your cringey bullshit with pictures of yourself. You are asking for trouble. It's like throwing chum to the sharks. /b/ is populated primarily by the flies that hover around a steaming pile of shit. You are a steaming pile of shit.
Be rich. That's it. You win.
>>681966056
...lol
Can someone make a whole "Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again" thing with this guy?
>>681966189
>>681966056
zozzle, fags
>>681966075
basically this, although i think op is baiting us with fb pics of someone he hates.
hey op, post pic with timestamp pls.
>>681944433
THE RED PILL, read into it, start with chateau heartise
>>681943439
Brutal answer... Money all you need is money and girls will lick your toes
>>681943439
Thank you op. My day is so much better now. I bet your tears are delicious
More screencaps for the people who want them.
>>681964318
>/b/
>fix self
choose one
PS.
This is not reddit.
confidence and not giving a fuck are what I attribute mostly to me getting women. also, I play mind games like purposely not texting a girl back even though I want to and stuff like that. I'm not a dick though, I act like a complete gentleman but I try to put off the vibe like I could get any girl I want so that girls find me more attractive because of that. I try to make myself seem like a catch. I don't know why it works but it does for me. I try not to question it too much.
>>681966644
The last one is the BEST by far. No pic, but very beta in the worst AND best possible way. This is why I love 4chan.
To anyone who might be thinking about doing it, don't post this to /r/4chan. I will know and I will be a bit irritated. This is one of our own and we can mock him, but Reddit is cringe on their own. They have no leg to stand on. All I'm asking is that we leave this in-house so to speak.
>>681965619
jej
If you have not approached at least 700 and yes the fatties counts 2 . no xp no grill. Approach everyone not just the ones you like. Want a girl of your liking better get xp from all girls. Exp is king king is up
>>681964318
There is a full blown dakimakura otaku in this thread who is less pathetic than you.
Do you understand yet or has it not penetrated your skull's thickness? Stop posting. Stop giving me things to screencap. I plan to screencap every little stupid post you make. The more the merrier. For your own sake man, give it up.
>>681943439
maybe you're a bit of a dick and don't realize it. work on being nice. confidence is only part of it.
>>681966867
>not all of you
better make sure not to anonymously offend anonymous /b/tards
>>681964318
lol, what did you expect op, this is fucking 4chan.. a wicked hive of villany and hatred, that lusts to destroy anything that it finds distasteful. you getting all defensive, self righteous and preachy makes these responses inevitable. here's some parting advice, since i doubt you'll be leaving this thread before it 404's ... you said earlier that you decided to change because you hated yourself... well learn to love yourself. before you can find a truly good woman who will love you, you have to know and love yourself first.. i know it's lame, but it's the truth... work on improving yourself until you're truly comfortable and happy with who you are.. THEN, you're ready for a real relationship... your defensiveness in this thread shows you clearly aren't at that point yet. we all have faults and we all struggle with certain things, it's good that you're improving your health etc.. keep it up. and for fucks sake don't come to 4chan for advice, it's mostly a bunch of trolls who will fuck with you for their own amusement lol .. and you're making it really easy with all this cringe.
>i'm not desperate
yeah ok m8
>>681958977
pretty much this
>>681964196
That's what a lot of guys don't get.
Hey, that pretty lady that you want to bone?... well yeah, there's A FUCK TON of guys who would give their left nut just to lick the sweat from between her toes aaaaaaanndd most of them make upwards of 50k a year, drive a luxury car, have their own apartment/flat, are in decent shape, and don't shit post on /b/...
Now see how you measure up to that.
(Pro-Tip: None of that stuff is even impressive, but OP doesn't have it)
>>681943439
Don't just show, but exude respect. And I don't mean be a "nice guy" fedora fag necessarily; just be a fun, interesting, initiative taking person. (Also, don't be too apathetic about some things..)
Also, date a fucking bi girl at least, we're a totally different breed than the stereotypical basic bitches everyone seems to be complaining about. We're way more chill and fun ;)
>>681968434
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again.
>>681943439
its not lifting weights that is going to impress real women. Anyone can lift weights in a gym. Its what you do in life that counts. Every day. What have you achieved? what impact are you having on society? are you able to support a woman? a family? being a real man is not about looks. No-one changed the world by having extra muscle.
>>681968787
>>681943439
Money, women are whores. That's why "What do you do?" is the first question a woman asks a man, its how they size up how much of your money they'll be able to spend if they let you fuck them.
>>681954483
I agree that those "accomplishments" aren't really anything. But what DOES count as ambitious for his age? I guess education and making money are the only real things that could qualify?
>>681969061
Nice try faggot
