Waifu Claiming Thread
>Pick a waifu/husbando
>Post pics of said waifu
>Insult or talk to others
>Keep rp/erp to a minimum
>Keep lewdness under control
And most importantly: ayy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
>>681723543
>tfw get left behind
here we go, rope-senpai
Kyouko claimed.
>>681723543
Im glad smug grants me the special treatment I deserve.
>>681723669
Err... You're still in time to get something, and for the love of god don't cry Kagami, I hate seeing you like that.
>>681723270
Still mostly fuel trouble, bauxite a little low. I'm not running out anymore, though.
I also passed level 40 now, only seeing more Elites, I think.
>>681723543
There's little pressure to play it well, too. It's just pokemon with girls, in some sense.
>>681723614
How was it? I got up an hour ago, my man.
So it wasn't very much yet..
What did you experience?
>>681723669
Hmm, I see. 4:30 am.
I didn't sleep too well, but I'm feeling fine now! Thanks!
>random sad sprees
We're always here to help.
>>681723705
No we wouldn't! Try to take care of yourself, for me and tomo if not for yourself!
>>681723737
Oh I will, I will. Also, what is your steam?
>>681723807
Why is everyone so great here?
>>681723782
claimed
prime waifu material
>>681723698
I'm just anxious that I'll run out of boxes to put shit in, or my boxes will be to heavy to move by myself.
And then after I drive home I have to unpack some of the stuff and store the rest of it I don't even know where...
I'm with ya brother, I don't liek.
>>681723705
good to be back i guess
>>681723782
Ayy lmao for (you)
>>681723705
magic
>>681723782
aaa
>>681723920
Blessed are the Peacemakers
Claiming
Scratch that, I found a better chibi that I dont have to edit out myself
>Yuno claim
>>681723976
It was my birthday gift if thatr makes you feel any better.. still gotta make money to build my own... AND learn how to build it
>>681724005
I have this one too hand bro
fuck shit stack
>>681723649
>sleepy hugs
sachi claim
>>681723782
(You)'s are the only important thing
Obligatory claim.
>Stepping on snakes
Miho claimed
Fuck i just bought Clannad on steam.
>>681724007
What?! I know I replied to you dude. What the fuck? Have the whole super cute gif as my apology
Claim
>>681723678
>sercrets
bothers me more than it should
These threads are alright. You just have to get used to them. They're like thier own site inside /b/ rather than a nameless thread, complete with it's own cancer cat
>>681724041
4:30?!?!? you're a madman, sorry you didn't sleep well....did you wake up before your alarm again??
i know, it's not something i can really talk out, just weird things my brain does
>>681724083
Only because you are.
>claimed
I'm bored, what do, desu?
>>681724224
Hand please read last post of last thread.
>>681724135
Whats gud Asuna?
>>681724196
You take some fuck and some shit, fuck and some shit
>>681724242
>Not just pirating
>>681724041
Why did I say day? I was wondering if you slept well...
Got pulled over with stuff and they let me go after finding out it was my bday. It felt so weird and scary and then feeling all the pressure go away... Im so lucky in this its unbelievable, never got caught once and looks like I will keep up the streak.
>>681723782
Guess who!
>>681724041
Gotta collect them all and keep them within orbs?
>>681724148
Don't really know where to start on the learning part
>>681724242
Lol good choice I think
>>681724083
Oh, it's getting steamy in here now?
It's twigswonderland
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed by an anon obsessed with health
Tatsuta claimed.
>>681723657
I tried playing it but couldn't really get into it. The game also kept setting my microphone's level to 100 even though no program should be getting access to it.
The main thing is that I don't really have the drive to play it as much as I used to back in the day. Go big or go home, you know?
>Karen and Ayaya best girls
>>681723902
>I loved Smite, even if I'm not playing it anymore at the moment.
It was just off-putting to play in third person when I knew that I was playing a MOBA. I needed that intense mouse-clicking APM.
>I hated was quests were you had to kill a rare mob [...]
I feel you. I have the same experience when I got the portrait. Too bad WoW is such shite these days. There's little to no value in anything that you achieve. Vanilla (or TBC) official servers when?
>Reckful
I remember watching his videos back when he was one of the gods of PvP. He used to be interesting a few years ago when he started streaming. Not really sure which path he went down to turn him and his stream into what it is these days.
>sodapoppin
Chance is an interesting person. I just want him to catch a break from his chat. His starting to stream when he was really young left some scars that will probably never heal. If you look at his chat for too long you'll most likely get some form of cancer. But it's not as bad as Forsen's chat. Probably.
>>681724488
I see you got your pics back, hopefully.
>>681724471
i did!!!! holy shit im so sorry!!! happy birthday homu
>>681724401
This guy gets it.
>>681724300
Love ya!
>>681724249
>>681724384
Holy shit, hand please read this. I couldn't have put it better
>>681724224
>>681724542
Possibly
>>681724274
Wait, you and Fran are the same person?
>>681724224
Don't be mean to the snakes...
>>681724636
<3
>>681724378
make WW III desu
>>681724638
Huh? What makes you say that?
>>681724488
Waldo?
>>681724552
Yup, correct!
>Mi Lou claimed
>>681724588
,pppgo
hi
>>681724585
hey u
>>681724638
and u
and anyone i missed
>>681724041
>Still mostly fuel trouble, bauxite a little low
Sounds like early game troubles. Just keep three fleets out on expeditions at all times and you'll begin to accumulate a decent stockpile.
>I also passed level 40 now, only seeing more Elites
That's pretty much it. More elites and probably more experience from sorties due to that. I think.
>>681724813
>forgot pic
>>681724730
>desu
QOTT: vampires or werewolves?
Werewolves nigga
>>681724550
>Reckful
>one of the gods of PvP
Never forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU8pOwuqt3k
>>681724585
>hugs
>steals whole cake
Don't worry about that! You've been busy and its normal something like this slips away.
>>681724638
Who am I also?
Sent my request tomo, it's silly how similar our usernames are
>>681724540
I dont know how PC fats expect us to join the "masterrace" when we know jackshit about parts, let alone building it
>"HURR IZ LIKE LEGOS"
And they wonder why they're called manchildren
>>681724588
Havent heard it in a while lel
>>681724297
>They're like their own site inside /b/ rather than a nameless thread, complete with it's own cancer cat
Yeah. I've felt the same way for nearly six months. Certainly doesn't seem like I've been on /b/ this whole time. But I have.
>>681724488
You got your pics back.
That's good.
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>>681724881
Welcome back on the flight friends
تموتون اليوم
just kidding its not that kind of flight. have your (You)'s
>>681724910
vampires you faggo
>>681724083
That's why I'm seeing a doctor, I'd rather not die this young when I have siblings.
>>681724384
I did, and I appreciate your kind words, Anon.
>>681724488
Adorable fella, that's who. What's up.
>>681724725
By accident, not to be a dick but it's their fault for not biting me. I won't learn otherwise.
>>681724813
,ppphp
hey you
Claiming!
>>681724910
Vampires nigga, where my krul at?
>>681724813
>>681724881
oh! nano!! hey!! how's it going buddy???
>>681724910
vampires, but not the sparkle fairies
>inb4 edgy
>>681724917
>something like this
it's your b-day!!! that's hard to miss, i apologize homu, ill make you another cake after you eat that one!!!
Milinda claim
Whats up Friends?
>>681724910
Werewolf puppies
>>681724968
Good, I'm worried about you. Though I know you will be fine
>>681724550
>It was just off-putting to play in third person when I knew that I was playing a MOBA.
Fair enough, I know some people don't enjoy it for the exact same reason.
>Vanilla (or TBC) official servers when?
Rest in pizza Nostalrius.
>Not really sure which path he went down to turn him and his stream into what it is these days.
Eh yeah, he didn't play WoW for a long time after he got banned, chat is pretty cancer nowadays and he actually has some problems (gambling and anger issues, to say 2) so that didn't help.
>Chance is an interesting person.
Oh I think he used to be a great streamer back in the days honestly. Nowadays?
The leech he has as a girlfriend is ruining him and I think he knows that aswell, but he's not really doing anything to prevent it, he's just slowly descending into being an hungry money-whore, and it's really sad.
>>681724809
That's good to hear!
>>681724910
Vampires all day
>>681725110
good good! how are you feeling?
>>681724910
Nosferatus-like vampires.
>>681725110
I like the idea... but you should start baking it now or I wll go to bed before I can try it.
>>681725168
Whats gud nigga?
>>681725270
Ah shit Homu! Didnt see you there~
>>681724730
Fran was the only person who replied to the cute and you said you were sure you replied to it, so I thought that you were the same person. Seems like I'm mistaken sorry
>>681724813
>>681724881
Hi!
>>681724927
Sorry, I was mistaken :c
>>681724963
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>>681724963
Have three (you)
>>681724299
I got up at 3. And, hmm, no, I think the alarm woke me this time.
Random sads aren't so bad as long as you keep in mind they are random, I guess.
>>681724471
What did it involve? Flower.. resin? Driving?
My night was alright, I guess. Didn't feel too well after waking up, but I'm good now.
>>681724540
You marry them. You don't have to be a sicko furfag to do that in this case.
There are limits to the amounts, though.
>>681724821
I try to run Expeditions constantly, but I use a lot running sorties, too.
Gotta afk for a bit. brb
Claimed
>>681724910
Which kind?
Twilight? Or What We Do In The Shadows?
If the latter fuck yeah vampires!
>ooh watch out, don't get fleas
>>681724968
That's okay then.
>>681724927
I get bored so sometimes I post as another anon.
>no idea why
>>681725168
Hello.
>>681725223
Why the long face? I really do appreciate it, I'm just not good with taking compliments.
>hand hug
>>681725206
Thank you for your concern, it means a lot.
>>681725251
>again forgot pic
>>681725270
c-can you eat in your sleep? if so ill just sneak in while your sleeping and feed you a slice lol, okay....ill start baking right now!
>>681725027
Here ya go nigga
>>681725026
>>681725168
Hey welcome and getting raped in jedi academy, milinda
>>681724928
The best way I have found to build a computer is to start by taking one apart too see the parts needed.
>Too many replies last thread
I'm feeling absolutely euphoric right now. My day was pretty shit but NOT ANYMOOOOOORE
>Might be awhile before I calm down
>>681725509
>My day was pretty shit but NOT ANYMOOOOOORE
I know that feel.
>>681725371
dang....you're dedicated tsuzu, i like it!! but try and get more sleep yeah? you need sleep!
that's true, random sads are really strange lol
>>681725451
Das it mang
>>681724550
>karen and ayaya
good taste friendo
>legacy servers
but blizzard knows what we want and they say we don't want it
>>681725209
the blonde hearthstone bitch?
>>681725436
are those pictures ok? I sent the chibi cat, the regular chibi and the ohayo
>>681725437
>>681725509
>>681725408
have a (You)
>>681725418
Also my husbando is vampire
>>681725423
Huh, be sure to troll as the other dude
>>681725436
<3
>>681725369
Aw dude once again. Im sorry for not replying to you. I know I did!
>>681725371
So harem?
>>681725408
Good choice, burd
>>681725418
Fuck the Twilight ones. Think of the vamps like underworld
>>681725423
Snakes are cool.
>>681725509
Glad your day is getting better, wonderful.
>>681725708
Yes, they're all good. Currently working on it right now. Thank ya kindly.
>>681725708
Liadrin? Yeah that would be her, the paladin hero!
>>681724910
Werewolves.
>>681725799
I don't.
>I can't have anyone discovering my alter ego
>because it's not that hard if you put any thought into it
>>681725888
I agree.
>>681725347
Not much fam. What about you?
>>681725423
Hey Galko
>>681725451
Sounds like you are having a fun night... kek
>>681725347
Hai there Yuno, is this the one with a heart of gold?
>>681725371
Flowers and driving without license, even tho the car owners knew I still felt my heart falling into my arms when I got pulled over.
>my night
Its not like it ended, you can still call this night. But good to know you're good now after waking up like that, I wonder what made you get better :^)
>>681724917
>Never forget.
That video is probably one of the best out there. Also, don't forget Woundman (because he actually used to be good). As well as Akrios. A friend of mine back in the day used to worship those three because he also played rogue. Oh, and Neilyo. I introduced him to Neilyo and he hugged me as a response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj0pvjU7GXg
>>681725209
>Nostalrius
I never played there. Again, not enough time to start playing WoW again. Although I would rethink if there was a solid TBC server.
>Reckful
I still remember when he broke up with Jenna on stream and stuff. It was one of the worst things that he has ever done, if you ask me.
>Sodapoppin
Lea is probably devouring him and living off of his kindness. I don't really know why he sticks with her, because I honestly believe that he is a much better person than people might think. Lea is just corrupting him with every day that passes. I just wish that Nick would wake him up from living the constant nightmare that is his relationship right now. Or I might just be totally wrong regarding Lea. I don't really follow the drama, nor did I ever watch her stream.
>>681725371
Sorties are good. All of your girls like to stretch their legs (and turrets/planes).
>>681725708
The team behind WoW are probably doing the best that they can with the wreck that they have. They know that they are not going to be able to salvage that shit. I'm just waiting for their subscribers to tank so that they can release solid legacy servers.
>the patmaster posting 2 days in a row
>>681726081
Up to anything?
>>681726121
>pats
>>681725806
It's alright, the glorious son of a gun you are is forgiven. Here, have a lewd 'cause why not?
>>681725441
Im fine with that plan and your dedication is motivational, but I feel like I will just drool all over your sheets... are you sure its a good idea?
>>681726050
Hm, wonder who you could be?
>>681726121
>pat
>>681726081
Grinding my ass off in this game, so mind numbing
>>681726088
Yes sir I am, the other Yunos are practically dead
>>681725888
first time I saw you I didn't get the joke about the hand
when it finally kicked in I couldn't stop laughing
thankoo for adding me to the pic I want to get to know you better when threads are slower
>>681725948
no kek I have liadrin but I mean the shitter who's mooching off that streamer guy
I dont remember their names since I dont watch people but the hearthstone drama crap keeps popping up on my youtube and its fun to watch just for reynad's shit talk
>>681726106
no hype for legion? I kinda wanna play pirate rogue and the better marksmanship hunter
ret pally seems fun now too, can finally play all specs and have with it too
>>681726081
I'm actually learning that it's dual wielding or a staff sabers aren't all that good and singles are fucking op when know how to use
>shinoa bro
>>681724910
Vampires.
>>681725598
danke
>>681726270
yes!!! you already drool when you sleep, i watch you....
>>681725806
Best vampire movie us What We Do In The Shadows.
>Deacon, you're a cool guy and all but you haven't been throwing your weight around
>Well I am glad to hear I am cool
>That's not the point Deacon
>I do my chores
>We wouldn't be here if you do your chores!
>DEACON, THE POINT IS YOU HAVE NOT DONE THE DISHES IN FIVE YEARS
>>681726284
It really isn't that hard. Feel free to guess if you want.
>>681726426
>can finally play all specs and have fun with it too
>tfw you suddenly accidentally
>>681726426
Don't mention it, man. Glad I could provide some laughs.
>>681726269
Thank you but I feel like I should post shinoa lewds but that's an extremely rare occasions
>mfw i forgot my money for liquor
>mfw im browsing on my phone
>>681725616
I don't even care that I sound like a huge faggot right now, just seeing and hearing her again on top of knowing she's only three months away, it's got me high on life right now.
>This probably happens when you devote yourself this much to something
>>681725708
Thank (You)
>>681725888
Trips confirm wonderful night. Thanks Hand, I know I don't show any emotion around these threads, or anything
>But how could I NOT be ecstatic after seeing Juri again
>>681726503
>let me do my dark bidding on the internet
>What are you bidding on?
>A table
>>681726503
Might have to watch that
>>681726567
I swear, it's cowtits, isn't it?
>>681726426
>Legion
My friend will probably drag me back for a month or two. But I'm sure I'll quit relatively soon. It's just not the same. Some of the new specs look sort of decent, I guess.
>Priest for lyfe
>>681726760
shinoa looks best not lewd, but also does look pretty good when lewd
oob
Guys who do I call if there's a bear outside my house?
>>681726875
Nope.
>that would be a little too easy
>>681726760
Already saw your lewds yesterday
Anyways, going to sleep now /waifu/ You guys behave well <3
>Kagami is a qt
>>681726106
>Woundman
Literally a genius and still is to this day, very quick at addapting to new playstyles... also a meme factory.
>Akrios
Don't really recognize him, I was always (and still am) into 3.3.5 pvp, I just love the mechanics and fast pace of the arena there. Good think some retail heroes were born there or played there for a bit of their active time.
>Neilyo
Actually played a lot of 3.3.5 the last years and I got to do few RvRs with him. 2 examples of my favourite 3.3.5 rogue vids, notice the skill cap and fast pace:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kpszwigGAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q82x-IVlDV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmiwoIhFq-w
Hope you don't mind the old xpac PvP, its still the best for me and I don't see the point of paying to not play my beloved wotlk.
GODDAMNIT FROM WHY YOU NO MAKE ME INVADE SOMEONE I JUST FARMED 9 PROOF OF CONCORD FROM KNIGHTS REEEEEE
/rant
>>681726106
>Reckful
I remember that aswell, it was pretty sad honestly.
>Sodapoppin
Definitely. Lea is one of the worst girl-streamer leeches I've ever seen probably.
> I just wish that Nick would wake him
I'm pretty sure Nick hates Lea deep inside, but he doesn't want to ruin the bond he has with Chance, I think he fears that if he would try to send her away soda would turn against him.
> I don't really follow the drama, nor did I ever watch her stream.
She got a 30 days ban recently, because her vag "slipped" off on stream.
It's the first time twitch really does something about her, she got away with a lot of shit just because of the twitch partnership and because soda is her bf. I just hope she gets perma'd soon.
>>681726426
Oh sorry, misunderstood. Yeah that's Lea, sodapoppin's gf, she's a whore that basically everyone hates.
>just for reynad's shit talk
The tweet he did at her like some days ago was fucking hilarious. I love Reynad just because of stuff like that.
>>681727030
Ghostbusters? Oh wait that's the wrong one...
>>681727030
your local military kek. they'll airstrike for as little as 10 billion dollars, plus you have to bring your own missles to be fired
>>681726881
I bet you play disc too and top the healing charts
>tfw druid and have to save tranq for emergencies
>tfw everything goes smoothly and I don't use tranq
"bro you're at the bottom of the meters again step it up"
I hate disc priests
>>681727017
yeah
>>681727030
call the bear
>>681727128
megumin is even cuter!!!
>>681727030
>excersize your right to bear arms
>>681726792
you IDIOT
Now you are both without booze and a keyboard!
THERE IS BUT ONE WAIFU
THE FIRST WAIFU
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
THE ONE TRUE WAIFU
ALL OTHER WAIFU ARE FALSE BEFORE HER
>>681726257
About to try a new game with a friend. Other than that, not too much. You?
>>681726300
Let me guess... Dark Souls 3?
>>681726434
Nice. I never really got onto the star wars games... Are they good?
>>681727056
Yeah, that's why I was guessing that
>>681727030
Befriend it and give it honey
>>681726300
Thats bad and good... this means you are more unique here and easier to identify! Anything new?
>>681726458
Y-you do? But why? I hope I don't snore.
>>681727193
Where do I get the bear's number? I don't think it's a bear though, just some sort of animal that looks bearlike.
>>681727263
I laughed a bit too hard at that.
>>681724401
I dint but the shit scrshed alot.
>>681724540
Hope so but there no porn in it now.
>>681727030
Emergencies. They'll send whoever is needed to get it out of there
>>681727056
Why is there pubic hair on her shoulder?
>>681726964
Shinoa looks good in just about everything. It's the smug tbh
>>681727030
Call police
>>681727128
Good night qt <3
Get on my level.
>>681727443
>you being smug by saying that
SMUG OVERLOAD!!!!! smug is qt though
>>681727030
Hire a bear to smack that bear the fuck up.
That or stare angrily at the bear and think mean thoughts
>>681727407
>tfw your one redeeming quality is being funny sometimes
>>681727030
just shoot it :^)
>>681727193
haey
>>681727324
Boobs
>>681727322
Hello
>>681727407
you should probably ask the bear for his number
don't be too forward about it though, invite him for a walk and maybe take him to a movie afterward
if it goes well then ask for the number and maybe you can hit it off and ask him what he's doing on your lawn
>>681727675
haha lol
>>681727322
of course! That's all I play heheh
>>681727377
Bah one of the two were a douche, nothing out of the ordinary, boring day
>>681727419
Thats unfortunate
>>681727377
n-no, no snoring, just...cute sighs, why not? heheheheh~
>>681727322
Nothing much, just enjoying my night.
>>681727435
Her sister borrowed the uniform and used it for lewd things.
>at least that's implied
>>681727360
If that were true, I would be the alter ego.
>>681727675
Good things.
>>681727322
Yeah. Some better than others
>lightsaber combat: jedi academy
>shooters and awesome mods: battlefront 2
>>681727419
For now scares me
>>681727579
Kagami is all round qt
>bored rattling
>>681727675
But I don't have gun.
>>681727782
Sounds wonderful, but I'm just gonna call the emergency service for now.
>>681727931
don't rattle me bones
>>681727931
>>681727980
that's kind of a dick move bro
>>681727845
Is she lactating ectocooler?
>>681727283
i didnt plan on this
>>681728096
But the bear could eat my throat out, and I have plans for tomorrow so I might need a throat for that.
>>681727845
A lot of good things exist
>>681727980
>no gun
SHIT
>>681727885
not as cute as the smuggest snug smug shinoa!! she's the most adorable (except for rikka)
>>681728162
NICE ghosterbust reference
>>681728007
>evasive rattling
>>681728072
>rattles tea cups
>>681727830
Aha, it would suck if someone confused you for the douche or became pretentious towards Yunos becase of him. I hope the ordinary is enjoyable for you, I had a pretty nice day.
>>681727831
Because you need to sleep too... I don't know how this makes me feel. I feel safe and loved if you're watching me but I don't want you to lose your sleep for such a trivial thing.
>50c rattling
>>681728233
>plans
>need a throat
:^))))
>>681728162
What?
>>681728258
Breasts are the best things.
>Galko
>>681728374
>>681728374
>>681728374
karen looks a lot like a jew in this picture actually.
>>681728267
Stop lying. We all know kagami is the real qt
>shinoa bro