My school started a form so we can tell about nasty/illegal shit.
Go full trolling with it
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1FELO9zU2H6SkHSx8OGdQWKHZtHqG7P2OoqfFaZ6DTfw/viewform
FOR NEW PEOPLE
basically we are saying kids are plotting "something" for the 26th, send in stuff about sketchy kids talking about bad things on the 26th.
Too late on the last thread, here is mine :
Hello,
I am glad you are giving us student the opportunity to be proactive in the fight against crime.
I was reluctant to share my story, I was convinced by the possibility of staying anonymous (even though I am aware my identity will be discovered eventually, it makes it easier).
I used to buy weed, and then cocaine from one student at school (Ricardo not to name him). After a few month I ended up owing him a load of money that I couldn't repay, that's when everything went downhill and the bullying started.
I let Ricardo enjoy "treats" for my girlfriend a few times as payment of a debt. But then, he started having his way with her more and more often and insisted I would have to watch him having sex with her and sometimes perform oral sex on her afterwards. My girlfriend his consenting to these sexual favors because she loves me, but I on the other feel trapped. Ricardo has ties with the Mexican Mafia and I heard some people in the school saying they saw his guns. I feel like I can't handle this situation by myself anymore and fear the bullying is going to escalate further.
Please Help !
bump
there is another one going
Am I doing this right?
Is old /b/? This is a great prank full of lulz.
Now kiddos ignore it or spoil it. It is a shame.
bump everyone needs to keep this alive
>>681047978
Too late on that, anon. Happened in the last thread.
rip the 26th
Bumpppp
>>681048293
dont worry it will be lost in the spam and confusion
is it checked?
bump bumpidy bumperino
Underage fag get off 4chan and go do your homework this is a school night nerd
>>681048690
Hush. The lulz he's bringing to the table are good.
>>681048690
I'd do that but i'm just having fun with your mom atm.
bump
is it checked?
bump
anyone check it yet?
I told them it was just a joke from 4chan.
>>681049577
your whole life is a fucking joke you motherfucking whore
>>681049577
Kys nigger
>>681049577
Doctors said you couldn't talk and you are here writing asshole shit so maybe my school will take care about ricardo stuff anyway
>>681046539
dont forget to deliver outcome tommorow OP
>Your response has been recorded.
I tried to use the girls restroom but I wasn't allowed. It really hurt my feelings that nobody here will recognize my non-gender non-species fluidity. I'm a free earth citizen operating under the free earth charter. Practically the only person at school who cares is Ricardo, he's let me go back to his house to use his bathroom in my female clothes a few times and things are difficult for him there because his toilet is being turned in to a film set and there are cameras everywhere. If he can do that for me when his place is such a mess I don't understand why the school can't.
Maybe it'll change on the 26th, everyone keeps saying everything is going to change then.
>>681049577
Kill yourself
>>681049808
The amount of rage the other anon caused you made me laugh
>>681050144
Op said in the last thread that he would post results on the 26th at 5:00 pm EST.
>So Ricardo has always harrassed me in the halls and in class, but him and Tyrone and jerome took it way too far.
I was walking to the bathroom one day, when ricardo, jerome, and tyrone were in there with one of the special ed tards. The four of them surrounded me, and forced me to go out of the door behind the gym.
I went out the door, and they told me to go to the dumpster, and I obeyed, because the tard had a knife. Once I was behind the dumpster, ricardo and jerome pulled down my pants, and the tard circumcized me with his teeth. My penis is still bleeding slowly days later, and this situation has just got out of hand.
First Person with last post number between 5 and 8 chooses the name submitted.
>>681051183
your real name
>>681051183
Ricardo's restarted cousin
Rikkk
>>681051183
Christopher Poole
Hehehe :^)
>>681051755
You've gone and done it now.
One day I went into the girl's bathroom, where there was a creepy looking kid, I couldnt' tell if it was a boyo r girl, but it was slowly peeling a banana. When it was done with the banana, it threw the peel on the floor, and held the naked banana in it's hands.
It slowly stroked the naked banana, smiling at me.
I think i have pTsd now from the horrible banana caress.
Every time I see a banana, I can hear whispers in my head
"haha. Where'd you find this one?!"
"John: I really, really, really like this image"
"Thanks, Lori"
I shudder to think this, and I am considering getting therapy help.
Name: Banana Mobana
>>681051755
>>681052031
>bomb threats
Now we're getting somewhere
>>681052919
holy fuck kek
>>681052919
I realely like this piost
can i saove it?
>>681046539
26. 5pm murican time will be deliver
>>681053033
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
Can't be bothered to use the form, but can someone send "snitches get stiches!"
>>681053619
I think someone did in the last thread.
top kek
20 pages of dolphin sex FAQ.
>>681054341
Sup mellow Mike?
>>681054272
Oh dear god I kek'd.
Also, since you guys posted about the 26th, they'll prob cancel school that day.
And since someone posted "bomb in school" they probably cancelled it tomorrow.
So Tl:dr, original op gave himself a 4 day weekend with the help of 4chan.
>>681054517
>in
>>681054517
sup simple steve?
>>681054588
>check'd
Wish I could do this with my school without "nypa" comments, be a great senior prank
xcvsxvcsc
Stay anonymous, not silent
>the whole point of 4chan and look what they've unleashed
The one that started it all... what have i done
Am I doing this right?
I have posted the Bee Movie script
this is the one i wrote in the last thread.
there's a bomb in the bathroom guys.
This ricardo guy is a real character.
>>681056194
kek
This ricardo dude reminds me of nathan from life is strange
If something happens on the 26th you fuckers are going to be like gods.
>>681054516
Where can i read these insane ramblings? I love taking a look at the scrawlings of the mentally ill.
>>681056398
DUDE IF YOU DIDN'T USE A VPN, THATS A LEGIT CRIME NIGGER. PREPARE FOR THE SWAT TEAM
>>681057003
Inb4 fucking nothing happens
Ricardo is starting some shit.
>>681057003
nigga im in Iceland, fuck the feds.
>>681046539
fug the po po
>>681056429
If something do happens on 26th probably Ricardo will be arrested
>>681057079
Much kek
weesside nigga
>>681057179
The FBI will take all of your fish.
Read this news article
http://www.13newsnow.com/news/local/mycity/virginia-beach/reward-for-missing-vb-wrestler/117634756
Someone find ops details and report him for faggotry
>>681057504
>http://www.13newsnow.com/news/local/mycity/virginia-beach/reward-for-missing-vb-wrestler/117634756
Ricardo killed him obv
>>681057586
on it
>>681046539
>highschool
underage b&
>>681057676
No you aren't faggot
>>681057860
shut up bitch
>>681057381
They'd be doing him a favor.
I've seen Icelandic fish delicacies.
Obama should declare the area a disaster zone and airdrop burgers.
>>681057953
Fuckin make me u lil bitch
>>681046539
will making bomb threats bite me in the ass one day? im not from North america so i would guess no.
>>681052319
Underrated kek
>>681057740
>be op
>bring in opportunity for some quality lulz
>/b/ likes it
>agoodtimewashabyall.mov
>reported by newfag retards
>Thread is soon to be kill
>4chan is kill again
>RIP fun
>>681058157
That name
>>681058118
your dad should have swallowed you, i do mean your dad
>>681058701
No u
>>681058534
TomCruiseKek.gif
Someone submit "don't go to school on the 26th" with Ricardo as the name
>>681057740
Why you gotta be a faggot, bro?
>>681058966
u do it you scared fuck up
>>681059079
No u
>>681058858
i bet no one likes u
>>681059179
bitch nigga alert
>>681059237
I bet no one likes YOU
>>681056931
Well, does 4chan count?
I'm sure that if you just google "dolphin sex faq" you'll find it.
>>681059449
No u
I saw a group of people doing a trade, they were trading child porn to illegal drugs.
>>681057740
>>681058530
Op said in the original thread he was a senior and 18.
>>681046539
> studying the shool you
You should probably focus on your studies. Not your personal army.
this kid is amazing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIO-QO4ozbI
I would like to stay anonymous in this,
Principal Farrel molests me whenever I go into his office. He calls me a sissy/faget and he said that if I didn't serve him he'd let Ricardo 'butt-fuck' me on the 26th!
Here's hoping you take this plea seriously,
X
>>681059957
Nice bro props bro
History of the British parliament
>>681056398
kek fbi comin down to iceland to bust yo ass
>>681059552
No u faggot
>>681059552
bitch ass nigga
My friend, Ricardo told me the 26th is the day, the day he said he's going to do it. We were in a Skype call and he said VEEVA REVOLUTION and I asked "Wat?" He told me you will see on the 26th. Just thought I'd let you guys know he's planning on something.
That's what I put
Did I do good OP?
some one screencap this and be ready for when they start arresting people for bomb threats.
Asdadaa
>>681060324
Why is screenshot crooked?
>>681059749
>the one faggot not having any fun
NYPA doesn't mean what you think it means
I'll say the thing about the 26th as ricardo
am i doing it right
>>681061802
Here.
>>681058102
>Obama should declare the area a disaster zone and airdrop burgers.
>>681057586
You do it, faggot. White knight yourself to death
>>681062010
Battlefield 1969?
good enough?
>>681048293
What happened? Only just hopped in now, catch me up
>>681062010
Kek
>>681046539
I fucking dare someone to say "i heard john say he wanted to shoot up and then bomb the schol"
>>681051450
How many times has he been restarted?
>>681051755
>>681055602
>>681055751
>>681056398
>>681057044
>>681057079
>>681059957
yeahhhhhhhhh here we goooo
now we wait
Link to other thread with irl sulton
>>681062095
Am I doing it right
>>681063046
u do it u scared autist
>>681063222
HOLY SHIT REAL SULTON
>>681063232
>Jimmie Rustles
i fucking lost it
>>681046539
Someone better spoken than myself needs to do one of those formal sounding "We are Anonymous, We are legion, expect us" threats, that shit still gets gullible media coverage
>>681063232
amazing I can just picture the staff reading the whole copy pasta and just being baffled
>>681062769
We've been sending bomb threats and assorted other things to this op's school via there anonymous tip submission thing. Someone in the first thread sent them a tip alerting them the the fact that they were being raided by 4chan. However it is assumed that it will get lost in the torrent of shitposts that we've sent.
tl;dr Same faggotry different day
>>681063650
Also something big is going to happen on the 26th.
>>681062010
The Game
>>681064020
Fuck.
>>681046539
>Yes hi this is john, i have had some seriousy problems regarding my sexaulity this past month. I believe i may be bisexal, but i dont know how to tell my family. If you could please get me a meeting with the consalor it would be greatly apprishated
Sucks to be john
>>681056194
Where does that youtube link lead? Too lazy to type it out myself.
The Nine Satanic Statements
>I was walking down the hallway when some faggot autist glances at me. I mean what the fuck does it think it is? Actual people? Anyways I was kind enough to only give it a scolding about how "their kind" does not have any right to look at us. Please control your tards. Shock collars worked at my old school. For your sake I hope this dosent happen again. Or my father will hear about it.
>>681064311
The dubs are the only reason I'm doing this for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>tfw no one in the entire school is named ricardo
>>681046539
So can they track this shit back to me or?
>>681064607
Yes, RIP
>>681064607
If they wanted to yes, are they going to no.
>>681064607
YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY. NOW.
>>681049577
all the butthurt replies
>>681064607
Lol thats the prank buddy. Enjoy the swat teams.
>>681064607
Franlin the turtle is as happy as a moonlight in sunshine. So duh, yes. But as Ive alluded, the answer is effectively no.
>>681060324
Take Northern Ireland out of that you loyalist faggot. Up the Ra, tiofaidh ar lá, etc.
>>681064607
yes they can , but only if you live in US you can get fucked , outside the border feds can't do shit .....
>>681065248
Yeah fuckin tans stealing our hat
>>681054341
wanna hit this ranch mellow?
>>681061608
This
>>681065444
Checked,
Also what if it is not bomb threats
Also chances of it happening
http://www.firstcolonialhs.vbschools.com/pages/aboutus/staff/instructional.asp
i just posted :
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>681065691
If it's not a bomb threat or anything like that they probably won't pursue anything legally.
>>681065438
Kek.
I'd laugh my ass off if a school bombing actually happened at that school tomorrow
i'm doing it right ?
>>681065906
zozzle
>>681047112
Make her watch you sucking a niggerdick while taking another niggerdick up the ass right in front of her. Have yet another nigger secretly behind her with his cock erect and ready, and just when she least expects it because she's too dumbfounded from watching you suck one nigger's cock while getting sodomised by another nigger, have the third, secret nigger shoot his load in her after ramming her up the ass
>>681052319
top kek
>>681066276
Lulz
>>681065906
>>681066364
RIDDLY DIDDLY DOOOOO
asdasdas
>>681049491
need to know which is which
Hey guise, check this out
Overheard that Ricardo is planning something big for April 26th.... God help us....
>>681046539
You should have searched Facebook for real students' names for anons to use and make it more realistic and somewhat believable.
>>681067148
Chill out, Vaas.
>>681066701
Kek
Did I do good
>>681067341
Gr8 idea fam. Pic related
>>681068044
Kek
>>681064607
yes your gonna get backtraced by the cyber police
>>681048690
>forgetting that there's a ton of 18 year olds in High School.
>>681046539
Yo you go to my highschool sick
I screencapped this whole thread and sent it in
Being Mexican gives me a sense of pride. I can understand Spanish well. Sadly, this understanding has left me with a terrible burden. I overheard fellow Mexican, (richard? Ricardo?) Repeating the phrase "it happens on the 26th" in Spanish and I keep seeing him walk into the boys bathrooms all over the school, at any given moment. Once I've even seen him using a measuring tape and writing down dimensions on a small notebook. I don't know what's going on, please help.
>>681067238
haha noice
>>681064607
As long as you got your tinfoil hat on, no.
>>681069003
Justin Cook looks like the type of coach that has sex with some of his players
Just sayin
>>681067238
10/10! lol
>>681068082
https://gyazo.com/619582cad989e1d233dde2d09a3d2599
>>681069119
want to meet up oral 4 oral?
>>681069236
faggot
>>681070182
kekekek
>>681070308
trips
>>681062162
kek
>>681069573
How are they supposed to trace an electrical signal flowing on a single wire at the speed of light
across the planet, among thousands of other wires, underwater, buried underground? Not physically feasible mate, don't worry.
>>681056070
stole my idea
>>681069119
Prepare for an extension to your weekend, anon.
How'd I do fam?
>>681064607
>So can they track this shit back to me or?
Yes, they can and will find something to charge you with, with a possibility of a lengthy prison sentence.
The only thing you can do is bomb the school before they find out it was you.
>>681070995
good job two thumbs up
>>681070694
Nice try illuminati
>>681070995
How long does it take for a wikipedia edit to appear? Yours isn't there yet
>>681046539
>>>681070995
>How long does it take for a wikipedia edit to appear? Yours isn't there yet
I think the mods got it super quick. Anyone want to keep it going?
>>681051755
I think i love you
>>681071383
>>681069573
Tinfoil hats have to be constructed correctly to work and should be double layered so there are shiny sides facing both in and out.
In this way your own thoughts are reflected back inside and can't be read and also the mind control rays cannot enter through the shiny out facing layer..... just sayin
>>681071866
Man fuck that guy
>>681070995
>>681066242
Sips, Rust?
>>681063222
YOU GOT TRIPS MAH NIGGA
>>681068372
Austin went to the home of head coach, Trey Freeman, to cool off. Freeman mistook some of the things Austin said and made a move on him. Austin threatened to go to the school board about his homosexual advances. Freeman, not wanting to be fired or outed, killed Austin. His body is buried south of Naval Air Station Oceana.
Case Solved.
>>681071942
folding one up now
>>681068044
that's some good kek you got there
![tor_logo_by_stanchenko-d7t716u[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7qgJ0m6.png "tor_logo_by_stanchenko-d7t716u[1].png")
ATTENTION EVERYONE
Use proxies and/or Tor Browser to avoid getting caught. This is very crucial.
>>681074858
prolly a little late
>>681074858
I'm always behind seven proxies.
Someone do the "my name is john..." but as ricardo. Im on phone so i cant do it
I always go in dry
>>681074858
uh oh
>>681075601
I prefer using my real name. Barry McCockiner
>>681046539
>>681070182
Fucking lost it to this stupidest simple shit
Anybody seen this yet?
>>681075997
sounds like Ricardo has been up to no good
>>681068044
clever af
>>681075997
False confession to this crime, go.
>>681075458
Top Kek
>>681075997
>>681076120
>>681076224
>TFW OP is Austin
>>681077073
Maybe Op is Ricardo, tryin to make a name for hiself
YOU FUCKING RETARDS. 26th IS STAFF DAY. NO SCHOOL. GOD B IS SO DUMB NOW.
>>681077695
we're just not kids ok?
>>681077695
Nice try, Ritardo.
>>681070182
kekked
>>681049577
Found the kid who got beat up in school
>>681077695
lol it is staff day...fuck...look up public school schedules
>>681077695
http://wcpsmd.com/news/no-school-students-primary-election-day-april-26
most schools all over america will be closed...
>>681049084
I hope so cause she's great with disappointment.
>>681077695
We dun fucked up.
>>681077695
Ahahahahaha, that anon who started the 26th thing was a master troll!
>>681046539
"the jews did 9/11"
>>681077695
OK EVERYBODY 27TH
>>681049577
lmao I love this place. absolute chaos. all you butthurt niggers making it even funnier hahaha
>>681078924
You should really learn to have some fun though, no fun in ruining jokes / pranks.
>>681064354
faggot detected
>>681077695
>>681078382
>Ricardo has bad plans
Wikipedia never lies
>>681058530
>implying 4chan was ever not kill
>OP is still a faggot
>not even trying to be subtle
>>681046539
KEK
>>681046539
Ricardo here.
Fuck you OP, and your mom.
>>681079430
>implying 4chan was ever not kill
I'm assuming that your new to 4chan. There was a time when 4chan was very much alive.
>>681079704
No, it was not. Some tumblr raids and shit? Nah. Maybe one of the other boards, but /b/ has always and will always be for shitters and spitters.
>>681068044
kek
>>681068044
topkek
>>681069236
what the fuck! come on dude
In fact this thread has been erased once by mods pussies. 4chan is full of tumblr and reddit normies.
They come here and ruin all the fun.
>>681064020
you cunt
>>681079991
Holy shit you really are new. We used to call in bomb threats and shit like this all the time. Lurk moar.
