How old are you and why are you a virgin thread continued
21, I'm busy with studies
18 and i have no reason to be a virgin and i'm still a virgin
I'll start
20
Raised by single mother as a mummies boy, so was raised to be a totally kind, considerate, caring mangina, you know the kind of guy that always wonders why he's getting friend zoned? That sort of guy
At the age where you start to actually like-like girls (11 maybe 12), I told the first girl I ever had a crush (maybe a year into liking her) on that I liked her, face went like pic related except with a lot more anger. Her and her friends emotionally bullied me for over a year until school ended and went to different High Schools. Would physically hurt me but I was a big guy, plus you can't hit back/tell on them because (A) no one listens/believes you and (B) you get picked on even more for being bullied by girls
Then in highschool the hot girls would always pass comments, make fun of or just get the Chads to torment me, especially if they found out I liked a certain girl, it'd be like they turned her against me, make me such a pariah that I was untouchable. I've had shame and guilt ingrained into in relation to me having or expressing romantic intentions towards girls, so those two emotions, along with anxiety and embarrassment, are heavy and all encompassing when it comes to approaching or thinking about females in a sexual or romantic way.
>I literally feel shame and embarrassment when I think about myself and a female doing anything
So there's that, and since socializing is a skill like any other, my social ability with girls have been heavily stunted since 12, all the way up to about 16/17
It's easier to just avoid those horrible feelings by never trying anything with anyone.
I'm telling you, some people are seriously lucky that this countries gun laws are the total opposite to the united states
>>672506968
not busy enough, i hope... ;)
>>672506708
18, not a virgin because of OP's mother and sister.
>>672506988
too much porn and jerking off? Probably need that sexual frustration to make it happen
24, married not a virgin.
Met her on wow, somehow this has worked for 5 years
>>672506708
34. Because I'm an idiot
>>672506708
>24
>loser
>>672506708
If you're a virgin you should be considered a minor and be banned
Turning 27 this year and because I am scared of everything social and new so I stay away from meeting new people and the couple of times when a chick almost threw themselves on my dick I managed to talk myself out of it...
20 never have girll never kissed one
>>672506708
lost mine at 18
>23 now, feels good man
>>672507563
I may be a virgin, but at least I'm not going to end up divorced with half of my shit being taken away from me. it's 2016 what the fuck are you doing getting married for?
>>672506708
19, because i have no social life and i dont know how to talk with people.
>>672507196
18
Did had gf's but im in turkey so they were all muslim fags.
Incase you didnt know they care a fucking lot about being a virgin.
>>672508024
wow sounds very similar to myself. Ive been emasculated since forever, so don't have the balls to be upfront, make my sexual motives clear and just go in for things. Women absolutely do not respond to this beta pussy shit
>>672508512
I heard that they will take it in the poop shoot instead, so they can keep the V for when they marry
>>672508669
Well im not going in that shithole, i would rather fuck my hand and find a nice gf that would go for it.
>>672508213
Because not everyone is a paranoid asshole? Grow up, manchild. Not everyone is out to get you.
32
Autism
>>672506708
I lost mine at the age of 16, since I was an autistic kid that started a long distance relationship with a girl i met on Omegle...
>19 now
17
engineering student
>>672508944
Change the age and I think this applies to everyone in this thread.
18. have been rejected twice and my self esteem is at an all time low. I'm amongst the most social at school but still no one seems interested. I'm not ugly but I'm not hot btw
>>672506708
27, fucked over 100 women 18 - 25
Last 18 months I got one blowjob and fucked a fatty - it gets harder and not as fun. I could go without sex for the foreseeable future
>>672506708
21 and i lost my virginity yesterday
>>672509659
Good jab, boi
Join me.
>>672507196
I would beat the shit out of the girls and guys that were involved in this story. Fuck those pieces of shit anon.
>>672509659
Congrats
>20-30
>Loser
/thread/
>>672508529
The funny thing is I am a relatively ugly large guy but women seem to be interested in me because I can mask my autism as the silent insightful guy because I actually listen what people say and only talk when I have something to say. Apathy and anxiety just keeps me from going after anyone and making the relationship more personal.
23, turning 24 soon.
Dunno really, its simply not my world I guess?
I often get asked why I don't have a gf, all I can do is shrug.
Never hitted on a girl and no one ever hitted on me and thats that.
>>672508924
This. Been married 10 years and it's been a pretty good ride.
Seriously what's so hard about using Tinder? Google pick-up lines and girls' interests and you're good to go if you're too much of an autistic fuck to talk to them without having to use the internet.
29, no libido. Never had one either. Probably a hormonal problem but I really don't care enough to find out.
26 year old reporting in again
>>672511045
i dont think id get laid even from tinder, ontop of that, the few friends i have on facebook would somehow find out that im on there trying to get laid and they'd rip into me for that
>Got involved in competitive gaming at 15
>Started a long distance relationship at 16
>Then kept gaming til now (18)
>I missed so much time socializing that I have no idea how to go about it now
Also the only girls that like me are either potatoes or underage, but i think i'm desperate enough to ask the 15 yr old one now, 16 is age of consent here so maybe i can avoid getting locked up for a year.
>>672506708
19, immigant
21
No car, no job.
Thinking of using /soc/ or Tinder.
>>672506708
A month away from becoming a wizard.
18 and virginity may no longer be an issue as i might be having a threesum with nice twins. check thursday for thread
>>672508924
>50% of marriages end in divorce
>which does not mean the remaining 50% are happy marriages
>70% of divorces are initiated by women
m8 you don't understand male/female nature. Men are sexually polygamous, women are hypergamous. As a species we only adopted monogamous pair-bonding after the agricultural revolution, between the end of Hunter Gatherers and the start of growing crops and animal husbandy, there was a bottleneck of 17 women to 1 man, because female nature seeks out the best mate, so eventually, she's going to "fall out of love" with you
Western culture has gotten rid of all the social taboos that prevented infidelity etc
You are fucked mate
>>672512007
>as i might be having a threesum with nice twins. check thursday for thread
How'd you meet em?
22, good-looking, nice car, good job, supreme gentleman, depressive
>>672509551
>engineering student
don't lie to us, tell us how low you've really gone. If not, why not.
>>672510953
tick tock tick tock
>23
>Not enough confidence would be one reason
Speak 4 languages, own my own house and car, have a steady job and am not bad looking but still
>Too busy is another
Worked 10 hour shifts on weekends while studying engineering so never met anybody new
Also had basically 0 sex drive while growing up
>>672512153
I think you are me
>>672512007
Wait, how the fuck does the topic of you fucking twins come up? "hey girls, I'd like to fuck both of you at the same time, next week, are you two freaky enough to do that?"
also, they have clearly experimented with each other before if they are doing this. Please make them kiss each other in the heat of the moment
>>672512026
Nah m8, we're both basically shutins, and we've both only been with each other. It's the perfect storm of autism.
>>672507196
Hahahahahaha you fucking beta faggot
you should kill yourself
>>672512298
mgtow muthafucka
theres no need to chase bitches
>>672512148
school and they just sorta started hanging with me (they definitly want the d and do litterally everything together).thursday im going to an event and they will be there as will mr. booze be there and im going to fuck them in the hotel i got
>>672506708
21, I thing it`s because Im in engineering school and in a muslim areana (woman cant go outside)
>>672512570
I have pleasure outside of our base animal instincts to reproduce, I've forgone physical contact with females for so long it's not a problem anymore
>>672506708
Don't lose hope, guys. I was a virgin until I was 26, then I got laid more than you would believe between 30-40.
Slow start doesn't mean you won't ever get any.
>>672512674
Inb4 you spend the night alone in the hotel with a bottle of vodka
>>672507701
You close my sir
>>672512516
>make them kiss
oh ya you know it.
they do everything together and we r meeting Thursday and they definitely want it.
>>672512888
checkem
and im getting something might not be a threesum but a double bj would also be cool
Had quite a few girlfriends in my younger days.
Kissed, felt Tits and pussy but then the horrible tween acne came
Got depressed, lost self confidence and stopped getting girls
21 now still a virgin sadly insecure as fuck about my baby dick
When soft like 1.5-2 inches and when hard like 5 inches
Tfw too nervous to get farther then a date with a girl
Why did I get stuck with a small cock fuck you
>>672512003
6 months from becoming a wizard here
thinking of buying a hooker
>>672513117
shave pubes makes cock look bigger
>>672512773
Muslim area, as you Europe? Explain more about how shit they make everything please
I'm not a virgin but I can't get my gf to have sex, does that count as beta? 20 minutes giving her a massage, then making her orgasm with oral before she rolls over to sleep. Fml
>>672512340
good to know i'm not alone
i am planning to consult a psychologist :)
22, because I only talk to girls when I'm drunk. Then it seems to work, but then I always get too drunk and I want to punch someones face and the girls don't like that.
>>672512883
yeah but how obviously shit are we going to be to women our own age by that time?
It'll be embarrassing and if you tell them beforehand, no women wants to fuck virgins like that
>>672513261
yeah.. Shit doesn't work anon still looks small
I feel like I'll be a virgin till I muster up the courage and fuck a prostitute or go to a massage parlor
only 1 inch shorter than most bro
>>672513624
i mean penis pump is an option
>>672513660
you make me feel better anon, your kind words.
my day is that much better thanks to you
Have some tits
Lost mine at 15 to a girl I dated for a year and a half, we were in love and everything... she ended up being more emotionally unstable than I thought/was prepared to handle but man was that a good year... feels nice to know I got the first love experience and some pussy but sex isn't as fun if you don't love the person...
Dick Is seven inches if it matters
>>672513268
Im a Canadian, I live in Montreal / quebec. I live near a very busy street , with a lot of bar and coffee. But there are only guys all the time! Seriously , one night I count all the girls I saw on the terrace, he had about 3 girl for 100 dude. Why the fuck musclim live saucices that much!
>>672506708
18, lost it a couple months ago
20/m jews are the reason
>19
i really dont know why honestly. i was pretty wierd early freshman year but i mellowed out and discovered kush and such. i wouldnt say im beta anymore though i have no problem talking to girls, but every time i have asked a girl out i get the wonderful "i would if i didnt have a boyfriend" shit. like what the fuck am i doing wrong?
18 almost turning 19. Can't remember if I'm a virgin or not due to very blurry/blacked out nights.
I'm a level three wizard
>>672514544
asking girls who are in a relationship
16
Circumstances mostly have gotten a bj though
>>672514726
i dont fish for them or anything tho im out of school so i just chill until i see a jawn and then i approach and its all good but then i get hit with that shit . how am i supposed to detect that she is taken
18, i'm misogynist
>>672514818
Don't worry your doing alright
>>672506708
21
I find it very hard to talk with strange people, specially women
>>672515208
Ugly truth is that most good looking girls are taken.
You should just go to parties and let the girls do the first move. If you notice that one girl often smiles at you, go for it.
>virgin
>fucked up mindset
>thinks getting a girl is otherworldly
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
If you're over 18 why have you not hired a prostitute?
>>672515723
now to find parties...
all my friends do is gather up in small groups at each others or the plugs house and smoke/drink our self stupid
>>672506708
just lost it yesterday,
also got deepthroated.
>>672516084
Then just invite some girls you know, even if you dont want them or if they have boyfriends. These girls have female friends which they can bring along.
>>672513482
wtf
After eight years of marriage I'm on the verge of becoming a born again virgin. Can't say I mind all that much.
>>672515939
I have no car to drive to a hotel.
>>672516724
xDD ikr
>>672516968
She fucking you?
>>672516968
Are you a cuckold?
My goal in life is to be a lvl30 powerful wizard
>I am a lvl20 wizard right now
>>672506708
27
>why?
No self confidence, bad self image, am actually ugly, really bad anxiety leaves me unable to perform during naughty time, and just overall gave up on being happy in the romance/sex department
22. I didn't like the girls who wanted sex from me, five in total I think.
Blowing my load into her tight ass wasn't going to be worth it, especially as I live in a small town too. I made sure to get other things out of them but didn't fuck. I'll probably always be a virgin as people annoy me easily.
19, i dont care about relationships
Ever heard of rape!? You fuking faggots. There problem solved.
>>672508669
That's the Shia who believe it's OK to sodomize a girl
19, because I blew it with my second gf
>>672507830
Thats heavy metal
>>672516644
you actually would be surpised how few females i hang with i know like 4 within 5 years of my age two are taken (one by my plug) one is my boss(plus a kid) and other is a strange unstable co worker
also thanks to the anon/s helping me
>>672507196
>I'm telling you, some people are seriously lucky that this countries gun laws are the total opposite to the united states
Violence is never the way, anon. That'd merely make you worse than those cunts. Although in a way they deserve it.I hope you can get the best revenge possible, being happy and healthy.
>>672518053
strange unstable co worker sounds good, does she look good?
>>672506708
I had sex with a prostitute, but i consider myself a virgin, since i never got a woman to fuck me willingly.
Never got one to kiss me either.
I blame it on a blow to the head i suffered at an early age, i still have the scar on my forehead.
I might also be a natural aspie.
>>672511309
Godspeed anon
For all you too shy to meet and seduce females, a conservative virgin xtian bride from asia is easy to acquire for around $15k
>no idea how to talk to women
>manlet
>small dick
>live with parents
just fuck my life up fam
>>672518324
no like 4/10
shit teir stripper
>inb4 a coworker or friend that would recognize this talks shit
-Lost it at 20
-Went to house parties and shit was easy.
-Go downtown Fargo and most cunts are stuck up and not that attractive.
-Lead most of them on and it works fine as they are sloot's not worthy of any kind of affection
-Did that until recently and met a solid 8 as a hairstylist
-Fucked it up big time so now I have to go back to downtown/house party lifestyle
-Spending next week back home in the Twin Cities with best bro and plan on making women feel like shit as much as possible
>>672518225
Best revenge for him would be to get a position in life others would envy, you need to move to a different country/state, get a job, start fresh, tinder to meet new girls there, stay away from social media until you are comfortable at what you are going to be showing off
And if you are laking in motivation then the first step for you is to start working out, after a week of that you will feel much better
>>672518616
hm, then the taken ones and tell them to bring friends with them.
Then just make them drunk and go for it.
25 and lost my virginity at 22. now if i could only get a girlfriend
>>672518631
How did you fuck it up?
>>672518936
22 yr old kv, how did you got to lose it?
>>672518631
>Fucked it up big time
Jeez, ya.
>>672506708
I'm not, we even fuck on the office. I lose it on 26 years, this year.
>>672513117
bruh my dick is like 4.9 inches. It sucks but it's not too small that girls can't feel it. Sometimes they really really feel it. I can always get my gf to cum when I pound her. Technique matters a ton, every girl has told me that. I'm not saying I wouldn't want an inch or two more because if I did I know I could give girls retard mode orgasms but hey, it's all about playing the hand we're dealt.
>>672519058
my friend set me up with an older woman, around 32 years old. i had sex a few time with her but nothing came of it. she's in an open marriage and has a male version of a mistress in addition to a husband
>>672518808
true tho im leaning in the direction of horizontal integration so to speak
should i get a tinder online dating seems pretty beta
>>672518741
Yep, I agree. He has nothing to lose. Might as well move to another state and go chrysalis mode, get an education and start raking in the dough. Cut off all contact with others and all distractions
>>672518991
She decided that she wanted to go to a hockey game since she had not been to one. Thought, great idea. So I took her for her birthday, ended up getting very drunk at the game and screaming at some truly bullshit calls. (I shouldn't be allowed at hockey games with women when I've been drinking since I make an ass of myself and usually embarrass them). Well she was calm about it and supportive and then I just snapped and told her to stop fucking with me and I know that women hate when I get like this. Turns out she was alright with it and actually supportive but she felt "hurt" by my actions and we decided it wasn't going to work out. The funny thing is is that I have a haircut with her again in a couple of weeks. This all happened about 2 weeks ago.
>>672519438
How do you do it, my first time sucked. And with condom I bare feel anything. And bonner died slowly.
I have to use hands or tongue, and how?
>>672519658
If you are extremely good looking it's ok. Otherwise it's beta.
>>672519891
Sounds like an excuse for a break tbh, if you really want her back you should do something about it during that haircut, i have a feeling it will work out
I'm embarrassed at the aspect of having a girlfriend for some reason.
>>672508389
are you me?
>>672520293
But then I have to consider commitment as an option. I'm only 23, turn 24 this summer, and I still want to be free and not be tied down. I truly believe that since she wants to have me have another haircut from her she is willing to look past that, but I just don't know if I want a monogamous relationship
>>672520025
Be in shape, gotta hit it hard and fast for a long time, like five minutes. I usually eat her out or play with her first or between positions because I like it. I don't think most girls can get off from oral if they're too young though.
But basically you just need to be in shape and be able to do hard and fast penetration.
For many girls doggy style feels the best but they can't get off. Most girls get off from missionary.
When I'm on top I basically hold on to her shoulder or something and force push her into my dick as I fuck her, or wrap my hands around her neck so I cut off circulation on the sides of her neck and fuck her silly while she goes light headed.. She usually loves that.
Girls love dirty talk too. You'd be amazed how much they react to just "omg you're so wet" or "fuck I love your little pussy" when you're hitting it
And girls can always do it themselves so if you really wanna know the job is done just let her ride you until she gets herself off
>>672508531
Underage b&
MODS
>>672506708
I'm 20 and I'm not a virgin and am willing to help if anyone has questions
>>672520032
im alrite i guess im tall, mixed, well mannered, im not anorexic or fat, not an edge lord so no self shaming.
pedestrianfag /10 tho
>making relationships work without a car is a rarity were im from
>>672521245
How much alcohol before the anxiety goes away and I can get it up?
>24, omega
>>672521007
This
>>672521007
>>672520025
Oh but yeah, condoms do suck. If you're sure neither of you have STDs and she's on the pill then hit it raw. It's amazing. If your boner died that's okay it's happened to all of us. Sex is all mental. Just take it slow and relax, it's more about fun and playfulness. It's not a race to get her off or jizz, just see the bedroom as a playground and explore. You're pretty young so I wouldn't worry
>>672520918
That's on you then, pray that this doesn't come to bite you in the ass later
>>672512026
You can only let yourself be a slave to stats
18 I'm not
im 30 yrs old. still a virgin. im fat
my sister did suck my dick before though, but i dont think that counts.
>>672521355
Well if there's too much alcohol it's gonna be hard to get it up anyway, I suggest smoking a bowl to get rid of the anxiety, and if she smokes too that's even better.
But seriously just like a few shots.
>>672521610
How did that happen?
>>672521472
There are plenty of women out there, so I'm not concerned if I fuck this one up. It can always be worse
>>672506708
>be me
>18
>go to shitty private school where 10% of the students are girls
I'm not really unattractive, but I'm not a stud either
19 because I'm simply unattractive. Something about my air that just deters people. It's not just females either. Dudes don't want to be my friend and animals don't want to spend time with me. I've also had a terrible streak of badluck recently, starting to think I got cursed somehow.
>>672506708
20, my girlfriend and I took eachother's virginity a couple days ago. Pretty sure she came because she started shaking like a washing machine at one point, i couldn't cum because of desensitization from porn and the condom killing my erection.
So now i'm going on nofap for a couple weeks to get my sensitivity back.
>>672521663
this
>>672521663
Will it actually work though? Cuz that's a huge barrier for me
18 virgin
>>672521966
Will smoke or booze work? Absolutely, for me anyway. I'm a lot funnier and I feel wittier when I'm drunk (though I'm probably not, the confidence is what matters). As for weed, I just smoke a lot so smoking brings me back to feeling good and being myself.
I'm not a virgin, but I think licking pussy or anal is kinda disgusting.
Seriously, I really don't fancy it.
Vaginal is cool. Me getting a bj is cool.
Which might just make me a complete, selfish, douchebag... but what the fuck can I say- I think it's gross, man.
>>672521326
Maybe no relationship, but at least someone to fuck
>>672521966
drugs and alchohol dont mix well with overthinking shit just knock back a couple hit the chronic and let that shit ride
>>672522212
No dude I'm the same way, tastes like salty pennies down there
>>672522212
If the pussy is clean it shouldn't smell or taste like much at all.
I'll eat it all day if that's the case
Lost mine just before reaching 23.
Spreading hope to my /b/ros, ppl who brag about not being virgin anymore are just stupid animals
22, almost 23. I'll give the real reasons and then the joke reasons.
Real reasons:
>hung out by myself as a kid
>got into a rut
>didn't ever learn how to talk to females in any sort of flirt way
>didn't ever really try
>locked into a lifestyle at this point.
Joke reasons:
>Haven't gotten tired of my hand yet
>If you're a solipsist, any sex is masturbation. May as well just jerk off and save myself the trouble
>Haven't you heard about the cooties?
>>672522230
true.
on a side note tho anyone feel like relationships are not worth the effort ive been strugling with this for sometime and i have never had the real thing or truly loved any girl
>>672506708
19
not interested
>>672522695
I don't love the girl I'm seeing right now, and don't think I ever will, but she's really sweet and it would crush her, and I know she'd start cutting if I left her.
I actually felt something that I'm pretty sure was love with my ex though, and we were together for a much shorter time, I wish I was still alone fuck
>>672513235
Do it.
>>672506708
18 too scared to be too late in the game.
And also, any sexual act reminds me of corny movies and hence makes me laugh, which fucks up the mood.
19
don't want to cheat on my waifu
>>672523035
a valid reason
I am losing my virginity Tuesday. Haha. I've had a crush on them forever and they said we should hang out and that we needed a place to do fun stuff. We already exchange nudes.
>>672506708
Don't need sex
i got weed, porn and my right hand
>>672512003
what is wizard cutoff
>>672519462
>male version of a mistress
Boyfriend is the word, or maybe "lover".
22 here
Lots of reasons really but the most notable is probably the fact I'm physicaly crippled in my right leg which lowers my self esteem and makes me really self-conscious.
Doesn't help that I was bullied because of it which made me have anger issues and get in fights with a lot of kids.
Now that I'm an adult it feels like I have more control but I lost any kind of interest in wanting to date girls around here because I can never find a way to like them.
18, I have a reputation for being a bit of a bastard all girls in my town hate me. Going to being driving in a month soo I'm playing the waiting game .
>>672508529
I don't suffer from social anxiety and I don't have problems talking to girls in general but I'm still beta af.
scared I will PE during intercourse. It has ruined my sex life and I have turned down loads and just given up now at 28. Anyone know how to solve my fear?
>>672523865
>Anyone know how to solve my fear?
by getting laid dingus
18. Had my first proper kiss to a guy and girl last month at a party. But still a virgin
>>672521878
thanks for that information i will do that too with you my friend, Also i'm trying to get a cum that taste better cause she said that it was not good.
>>672524078
I have a few times. It didnt help. I cum too quickly.
>>672509508
Dude rejection aint shit. You ask a girl out and she says no, tell yourself forget that stupid cunt and go ask anothwr girl out. The problem arises when you become so emotionally invested in asking a girl out that you obsess over it before doing it. Relax and just ask her, eventually one will say yes. Remember there isnt a perfrct women out there. Im married but i couldve found hundreds of other girls i couldve been compatible with. I love my wife but she isnt my "soul mate"
>>672522932
do you feel like you need that spark or are u content
>>672506708
I make my life like hell because I like it.
>>672525242
21 btw
>>672514515
This is actually so true
>>672525242
Do you also play Doom on nightmare?
>>672507701
Watch out everyone we have a grand level wizard over here
Wraith.
I don't have issues; I have subscriptions.
Should An Hero.
>>672525511
I have an interest in repeating digits.
>>672506708
23 and far from being a virgin.
>>672523865
foreskin restoration
26 years old, no problem getting girls, Christian.
18, shy and average
>>672524101
What kind of stuff do you eat?
thread quality going down hill suddenly
>>672518583
Here's a tip. Get off of your computer and go outside
>19
>Athletic build
>Talented at music
>Have tons of friends
>Party a lot
>Sometimes exeptionally sociable, other times the exact opposite
>Have unusual tastes for culture in general
>Not part of any cringy shit whatsoever
But
Still have acne scars
Never knew how to hair
Could date quite a few girls but they are all low level so can't be bothered
People see me as a nice weirdo
Lost mine at 21. Thought it would never happen. Turns out girls really like it when they realise on their own that you are really into them and nobody else.
Compliment a girl in a bar or club on her hair or shoes or outfit because the whole time they are getting ready to go out they are hoping that somebody will. Great conversation starters
>>672526146
I smoke and eat a lot of junk foods and chocolats bar. I'm fit but I eat shit and smoke.
I'm quitting cigarets and starting to drink lot of pineapple juice.
Also starting to fap less (I was fapping twice a day)
>>672525852
I have my foreskin..
15,my right hand is enough for me
20 years old
Never really tried I guess. I can be nervous and shy. But very social as well. I have a hard time steering the conversation into getting my willy wet
17, couldn't fit in that tight Persian desert pussy.
>>672526996
Then i moved away and we couldn't fuck.
>>672526807
>>672526996
Underage and b&
>>672506708
18, lazy and I don't like talking to people.
11
no i have fucked more bitches than charlie sheen
18, turning 19 this April
I feel like I need to improve myself in all divisions before I even attempt to get with a girl sexually and emotionally
>>672526734
is that you john wayne?
is this me?
>>672506708
40, never fell in love/never wanted to fuck anyone
>>672527206
>>672527318
Hahaha i don't understand mate.
but my cum is bitter as far as she said...
>>672527425
A Wizard Master has appeared
>>672526418
Are you me?
16
I dont give a fuck.
Studies and vg
not handsome
>>672527206
>>672506708
28
I love 2d too much.
>>672527641
Get on the ground!
>>672525055
sorry for the late reply
I'll put it this way, I know there's going to be a time where she asks if I feel anything, that spark, and I'm going to have to tell her the truth.
I want it though, that's for sure
>>672527425
I know that feel
17, I'm only a virgin because I've always wanted to be like James Earl Cash. That's why girls don't like me and don't wanna take away my virginity.
>>672506708
>mfw some succubus stole my chance to become a wizard.
>>672527550
its a famous Full Metal Jacket quote
i was identifying with you because i am similar however i have no interest in ceasing to smoke or eat junk. i have a high metabolism and dont smell like an ashtray so my issue does not lay there. no offence
>turned 18 in December
>always been told I have nice eyes
>generally nice to everyone
>compliment chicks a lot
>was told a few times I'm a good thinker and poet(?)
However
>outsider (specifically, punk and metalhead, and I dress the part too, every day)
>have never had more than 30 friends in my life
>anti-everything mainstream
>anti-popular rich-bitch fags, which give me bad luck with other girls
>way too political
>get in fights with popularfags a lot, verbal and physical
>never support anything related to school
>administration always breathing down my neck
>people always blame the punx/metalheads for everything because we're not mainstream
>always use black humor
>besides punk and metal I listen to "weird music" (Ex: post-punk, progressive rock, avant-garde)
>girls generally don't like me and I don't exactly know why
>never had a gf, never kissed a girl or anything like that
>only have one friend that is a girl, but she isn't into me so I'm trying my damndest to change her mind
So yeh.
>>672527891
i feel you
>>672528188
I don't smell bad, my semen taste like shit that's all
>>672512153
Yep, pretty much the same but 20. Depressed all through my teen years.
24. Frenchfag.
Never really been close to girls so even if I'm at ease with talking to boys, I have a lot of em being my friends but girls has always been a mystery to me.
Was in love with some girls that also loved me last year but I have been to much of a coward not to do anything with her. Even kiss. Now it's a dead story. Btw I lied to her and said I was no wizard even though it didnt happen a lot.
She even told me like "if you dont have much experience, it's no problem, I'll teach you everything."
But it's np. It will come back.
I guess some girls tend to be attracted to me. Just be patient and try to not mess up this time.
17 yo. Virgin because I'm a shut-in wonk.
>>672528325
Also, for some reason the biggest kicker is that my school hates atheists (I am one, if that didn't give it away), like I've gotten in fights with admins and other fags because of it.
>>672528418
We were seeing each other for about four months, she said she wanted an actual relationship and I didn't want to lose her so I accepted. The next day I drove out to see her and told her I couldn't do it, and essentially broke up with her. Two days later she called me crying and I caved and now it's three weeks later and I don't know what I'm doing. She showed me where she cut herself after I broke up with her the first time, because no one "would see her body anyway", but she didn't want me to feel "trapped". Fuckkk
>>672528547
I'm 20, also frenchfag.
I'm pretty much like you, like 2 weeks ago I decided to make things go faster and asked a good looking girl out. She said yes, she sucked my dick yesterday.
>>672523353
It´s serious af mane
>>672528325
>girls generaly dont like me and i dont know why
>edgelord
kek
>>672506708
24
I've been on antidepressants for a long time. They killed my libido completely. I have no desire at all to have sex. This doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it, but I don't feel inclined towards it anymore.
It's a lose-win situation I suppose. On one hand I'm a virgin, on the other hand, I don't particularly care since I have no desire to have sex.
>>672506708
17
Never held a girl's hand or hugged anyone even a friend
11 cm penis so even if I had a gf she'd laugh
Probably gonna lose my virginity to a prostitute
>>672528325
As your post went on it became more clear why you're a virgin
>>672528461
The way you phrase things makes it sound like you've tasted your own cum..
>>672526418
"Low-level" is a shit tier mindset tbh. U need a dollar first to make a million
>>672528461
huh
didnt know that affected that
>knowledge
>>672528547
important is to don't give a fuck, you can give attention to her one day and stay far an other
ça dépend de ce que tu cherches, mais le cul c'est plutôt facile, juste à dire ce qu'elle veut entendre et elle ouvre les jambes
>>672529110
Not native english speaker, but my girlfriend tasted it by the way.
>>672528003
That's deep
>>672507196
jesustittyfuck that was hard to read, really sorry for you anon. I guess if you really wanted to, you could try to socialize with people you know for sure won't bully you (ex: same interest or at work or something), both guys and girls, and when you get a little more confortable, try meeting someone? long hard process tho
>>672529178
Man is what he eats basically.
>>672521706
Typical Southern Redneck
>>672527206
nigger>>672529553
Was 20, not really bothered with girls until I started selling drugs and meeting girls at raves. Be 21 and now dat shit on tappppp
Tldr; sell drugs.
>>672528915
Nice. Bien ouej poto.
>>672529227
Ouai des fois j'me dis que jdevrais juste baiser avec toutes les meufs avec qui j'ai moyen, au moins pour arrêter d'être un sorcier mais jcrois jsuis un peu old school dans le fond.
Mais on verra ce qui se passe. C'est vrai que même quand on veut plaire, c'est mieux d'avoir un peu d'experience t'sais.
>>672527881
woah,calm down bruh
This is how I lost mine 1 year ago
>come back from work
>some random chick on FB starts talking to me, says she wants to suck my dick
>mfw
>sadly I was too busy
>next day (Valentines day)
>she goes to the movies with an other guy to see 50 shades of Grey
>she ends up texting me at 9 pm asking me to go pick her up
>mfw
>go to her place
>we fuck
>after a good 10 minutes I say "hey guess what Im not a virgin anymore"
>>672506708
i'm not
>>672528325
just fuck a fat chick
>be me
>17, 5 months till 18
>got first girlfrend 3 weeks ago
>she's 15
>we havent gotten that far yet
hoping to lose virginity before 18
>>672530047
just get out
>>672528874
as someone who only attracted emo chicks in freshman year(im the same anon as the shit teir stripper 4 fem freinds boul see>>672514544) i must tell you its time to get the fuck outa there. i made the misake three times anon its a slipery slope that will only lead to your unhappiness and eventual cuck fetish
>>672530105
why?
>>672530228
because you're gonna be b& silly
>>672529795
old school c'est genre 90's
https://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q?t=165
> c'est mieux d'avoir un peu d'experience t'sais.
bah c'est pour savoir c'que tu veux, amour pour la vie etc c'est du blabla
23, fat and awkward
>>672529818
>Hey guess what I'm not a virgin anymore
One of the cringiest things you could say to a woman after sex.
25
It's pretty fucking obvious why
>>672529506
Where do I get some lion bushmeat?
17
5'7" 110lbs
low self-esteem bc of body-figure (dick is > average though) my face would be completed with a very short beard but for now i just look cute, grils like my smile though.
Not to terrible communication skills but can only talk smoothly with friends.
Introvert but would like to be different. Best female friend just lost hers at 16 (i was in the same house with 2 others).
>>672530484
Actually I speak french so it sounded a lot less cringy than you think
>>672529818
clap* what did she say?
>>672530367
Lourd le son.
Mais mec moi j'y crois un peu. En tout cas, de me contenter d'une toute ma vie.
C'est pour ça que je suis exigeant et que je vais pas vers le premier cageot.
>>672513307
Leave the bitch, if she isn't willing to do her part then you're just her play thing. Relationships require two people to put out, not one.
>>672530830
She giggled. Also before we had sex she said I was cute for being a virgin.
>>672531233
this
17, low self esteem
18 just rolling through life at this point a girl has never even seen my dick yet :/. I still have shame due to the fact that my friends have all lost theirs and much more sexually advanced than me
>>672510446
NL, ZH?
>>672513307
Just talk to her, trading sex isn't taboo. Next time she want's it, don't let her use you.
23
M
Don't care
23 years old.
I'm a recluse
I'm fat 5'7 200lbs
I'm ugly
I have a micropenis
no money
no friends
severe anxiety.
17, i'm waiting for the perfect she
>>672530914
entre premier cageot et rien y'a une différence
>>672531661
If you really didnt care you wouldnt be a virgin
>>672506708
35 - Because i'm a hideously ugly monster who nobody wants to be around.
At this point i wouldn't even know what to do if presented with the opportunity. I don't even know how women work and i'd be terrified.
>>672531887
Infallible logic m8. Kill yourself.
>>672531477
You shouldnt be ashamed of that, better virgin than with a fat ugly chick
>>672531872
Take my advice man, just go get laid. You aren't going to find the perfect she for a long time.
25
I'm social as fuck, go out drinking/partying atleast twice a week.
I'm a tenured Government employee with great pay, no stress, unmatched job safety and I have lost all sense concerning office hours.
I used to be fat, really fat until I was 22, mainly because I ate ungodly amounts and that I put veteran alcoholics to shame with the amounts of alcohol I drank almost daily from age 16 on.
I was pretty popular because i was always going out, thought I was to fat for chicks, so i just focused on drinking and having shit tons of fun doing so.
Since then I stopped binge drinking and binge eating, dropped 48kg's of fat over a year and a half, dropping down to 72kg 10%bf and now I'm at 92kg 14-15% bf.
I have lots of great friends that I've had for years, go out with them all the time.
I hit it off with women just fine, I'm actually quite popular and my friends get annoyed with me when I don't pursue them afterwards.
But like, I don't feel the need, they always have baggage or drama or I always find something that irks me about them and the thing is I quite enjoy my life,
I'm way happier than most other people I know, I used to be depressed, but I got over that shit and started focusing on improving myself.
I'm just myself and mostly brutally honest with the girls I talk to and currently i have 2 women I frequently meet, but they won't go any further than making out unless I'm their boyfriend and both of them alrdy have boyfriends, a relationship of 2 and 3 years.
Thing is, I don't want a relationship, unless the chick is right and I know and all my friends have told me that no chick will ever be right.
I've had multiple occasions where I could've thrown myself on the next chick that shows interest, even some just blatently asked me if I wanted to have sex and I said no to them.
I'm not asexual or anything like that, my libido is just fine, I just think i'm a straight up pussy in the face of commitment and I also tend to lose all interest the moment the girl wants me.
>>672531885
Hahaha vrai.
18, no real reason, im not even bad looking but i just havent come around to it yet. II have gotten head but thats another story lol
