ITT Cont.
Terribly describe a game, other anons guess
I'll start
>9 faggots throw piss milk and fish slap people for a living
>kill people because they wear different colored shirts
>fashion = skill
Tf2
>Wake up
>Here have a horse
>Kill shit that doesn't give a shit about you
>Teleport back
>Rinse and repeat
>Ocassionally eat lizzards
>>679021221
ding ding ding
>wake up in forest.
>follow your creepy sister trough the woods.
>follow your creepy sister trough the creepy town.
>follow your creepy sister into creepy house.
>kill less creppy shit than your sister with stupid nonsense shit
>follow your creepy sister trough the creepy town.
>follow your creepy sister into creepy house.
>upgrade your shit.
>kill less creppy shit than your sister with stupid nonsense shit
>>679021381
Attack on Colosus
>IM NOT LAWFUL MAKE THIS PUSSY STOP TALKIN
>>679021777
>parachute down sideways
>Ar15 orgy
>skins=skill
> start off as a rape slave
> kill north korea
> awkward dinner
> become jesus
>>679021602
I almost thought limbo
>>679021978
league of legends
>be fbi
>investigate murder in twin peaks
>suddenly zombies
>visions in your coffee
>i think i did too much lsd
>>679021978
Csgo
>>679021777
Kek, ding!
>>679022075
Left 4 ded
>>679020921
team fortress 2
>>679021978
H1Z1 KotK?
>>679021990
Interesting, but no
>>679021990
same
>waifu & kid gets keeled
>police hunt
>whine about life and be depressed & shit
>only got this sweet jacket and these smg's
>singlehandedly take down bad guys by the hundreds
>be faggot with spiky hair
>get gang raped by a bunch of dudes
>emo
>dillusional
>be white faggot
>your only enemy is another white faggot
>rest of the world is nigger
90% of americans don't know what this game is
>start as burnt nigga
>chosen burnt nigga
>kill other burnt niggas
>kill super burnt nigga
>set yourself on fire....or don't
final fantasy 7
>get killed by obnoxious eyeball, fat metal guy and buddist monk
>suddenly alive again and shoot hot bitch and douchebag on a hoverboard with rockets and lightning
>spooky skeleton steals flag
>>679022388
Dirge of Cerbus
>>679022378
Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy or some shit man Idk I never even played it
>>679022213
nope
Nope
>fuck this shit is hard
>fuck these pixels
>fuck this meat packing
>fuck these octopuses
>I wish I had a gun
>all my friends look like less gay versions of me
>>679022388
ff7
>>679022518
Nope
>>679022480
>>679022599
who the fuck you replying to?
>>679022228
/B/ Whatsapp Group
>>679021381
Shadow of the colossus
> BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP
>>679022378
Max payne
>>679022634
octopi
>>679022704
I fucked up anon. I responded to who I wanted to afterward though
>>679022405
dank souls
>>679022693
Yes
>>679022835
win
>>679022378
Max Payne
>>679022745
Ding!
>>679022842
Nah
>>679022075
easy, deadly premonition
>>679021602
One of the Fatal frames?
>>679022075
Alan Wake?
Here's a hard one
"SAN! NI! INCHI! IKKUZO!"
> GATTSU DAZE! POWAFURU TAMASHI!
>>679023050
good man
>fallout
>>679021978
You ever gonna give a yes or no bud
>be human with monster powers
>can run up walls and shit
>run around attacking infection things
>be black
>>679022485
Serious sam?
>>679023136
I bet no one will get this right, if someone does, i'll chop my thumb off
>>679023103
nah, deadly premonition. alan wake was a writer.
>>679023217
Prototype?
>>679023285
2 but yes
>>679023229
no, but close.
>>679020921
Mobile so no green
Find him
Then you find him
Then you find old group
Kill all of them
Sweet treasure hunting
"Too bad it was a double cross"
You die
CrI everytim
wtf is this shit you faggors?
>>679022378
Tom clancy?
>>679023459
call of duty ghosts
>crash land on planet
>find plant things
>plant things are friend
>you look retarded
>set out to found an empire
>find circus
>die lots
>have fun
>>679023506
DING DING DING
>>679023217
Prototype 2
>>679023436
You can green text on mobile m8
>empire explodes
>you're a faggot
>milf turns to stone
>run away for the rest of the game
>>679023551
Yes
>>679023244
Wow your so cool you play obscure games.
Gtfo faggot
>>679023544
kek
Just a bunch of memes
>>679023082
Winrar chickun dinrar!
>>679022392
Fucking hell it's Pong.
>Be a whiny faggot
>hate your dad
>have to kill a massive fish
>wanna fuck this girl but you die
>>679023728
fuck you bitch i'll rape you
>>679023514
Pikmin bruh
GF dies
Investigate break-ins
GF isn't dead
Everyone's crazy
>>679023853
Nice
>>679023514
Pikmin
>Weeb trash
>There's a fucking brain in my sword.
>be dude with retard name who steals everything not nailed down
>want to fuck the mayor
>sheriff kidnaps mayor
>asshole shopkeeper wont help
>cannibals and monkey fuck with you
>sheriff is ghost
>>679023805
Hows your first week on 4chan little 16 year old autistic weeb?
>Terrible aviation disaster
>crash in friendliest and most dislikable country in the world
>population: you
>>679021978
Payday
>>679023217
prototype 2 nigga
>>679023136
Naruto or some shit?
>travel to third world country
>you are a badass
>save hot bitch
>kill monsters
>>679023514
Crashlands
>go to the bank
>pick up some milk
>next day tell people to sign your petition or you will follow them home and kill the dog
>piss on people
>>679023541
Might n Magic 6?
>>679024159
Dying Light
>I GOT BALLS OF STEEL !
>>679024159
Resident evil 5
>be art student in the future
>have dreams
>go through portal
>oh this is weird
>art students dies tragically in the second game
>feels like a kick to the dick
>>679024177
Not even close you dumb fuckin idiot
>>679023541
Bbt
>>679023436
Red Dead Redemption. Just finished it today for the first time, even though I've owned it for a couple of years now.
Is no one interested in >>679022634
>run for half an hour
>find shitty weapon
>run some more
>get killed
>run again
>get killed again
>falcon punch the monitor
>perform the ritual dance of anger
>couple days later you still got to play it again
>>679023964
Monkey Island?
>>679024529
Nope
>>679024257
postal
>>679024271
Close
>>679024470
first time in a souls game?
>>679024470
DayZ?
>LEON HEEEEELLLP!!!
>Help me Leon.
>>679024275
Life Is Strange
>>679024690
win
>>679024263
DN:3D
>>679024045
Long dark
>kick schoolgirls, old man, wooden man, panda, kangaroo bruce lee, jackie chan and furfag wrestler in the face.
>slap the shit out of hot chicks
>get fucked up by faggot with a sword and negro who does stupid fucking flips everywhere
>>679024763
No. Read my hints again lol.
>>679024045
The long dark
>>679024844
Afro-Samurai
>>679024628
The magic of Scheherazade?
>>679024761
Resident Evil 4. 2 ez.
>>679024761
Resident Evil 4
>Wow, what a mansion
>>679024802
>>679024901
ding ding ding.
>JASON
>>679025099
kek
>>679024784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD3VJGDqphM&nohtml5=False
>>679025099
Heavy rain dood
>woke up this morning
>got myself a gun
>moma always said i'd be
>
>Be blonde fuck.
>Pay stripers
>Shoot Pigs
>Piss
>Drink from toilet
>space ninjas
>space mom
>space
>>679025232
ding ding ding
>be middle aged guy
>ugly fucking clothes
>walk around town being dickhead
>complete fuckup in life
>never get laid.
>>679024844
Taken
>start on an island
>gatekeeper keeps asking for shekels
>man in white castle stuffs your stuff
>sandnigger infested village
>>679025322
DUKE NUKEM 3D NIGGER
>>679025361
Are you sure this isnt irl
>>679025429
Yes
>walk around in fog
>Fuck this.jpeg
>>679024979
Also no
>>679025502
Silent Hill
>be a brodude
>head is fucked
>get scanned
>what the fuck
>what am i?
>what is consciousness?
>Little ghost girl
>Zach Snyder action simulator
>"horror"
>>679025502
Silent Hill 2
>>679020921
>Wake up after a really rough night
>old hag being annoying
>goth guy being really annoying
>lava rock guy only slightly annoying
>mega goth really REALLY annoying
>whatever
>turns out the old hag was behind it all along or something like that.
>kill old hag and the story ends. This was definitely not what I thought it was going to be.
>>679025616
Soma
>>679025349
warframe
>>679025616
Soma
>>679025675
Yes
>>679025361
GTA?
>Be drunkard
>Friend smike cigar
>Trying saves GF
>Travel in space ship
>>679025449
no you're just too underage B& to know.
>>679024844
Tekken
>>679022075
deadly premonition
>>679022378
max payne
>>679022485
quake 3
>>679023217
prototype 2
>>679023776
ffx
>>679024032
monkey island
>>679024844
tekken 3
>>679025099
heavy rain
>>679025727
winner winner give me dinner
>wake up in room while camp leader talks to you
>everyone only trades vodka and meat
>bandage or die
>>679020921
>wow this is fun, its like lego but bigger and better
>tries multiplayer mode and abandons game forever.
>bang aliens
>colourful ending
> Binoculars and cigarettes
> Cardboard fetish
> I have no idea what is going on
>Play a tan coastal child
>ride everywhere on your magic dragon
>bunch of sunbros want to blow up the planet
>>679025715
>>679025728
My niggas
>>679024263
trump 3D
>awesome fps action
>keel nazis
>suddenly fucking mummies and monsters everywhere
>wtf is this
>be controlled
>wake up after weird light thing
>Go around kill bitches
>world basically end when you kill the bad guy
>>679025936
MINECRAFT
>>679025945
I'm going to say Mass Effect 1 since it's a colorful ending.
>>679025361
GTA IV
>>679025936
100% minecraft
>>679023177
Um, Duke Nuke'm?
>>679025945
Mass Effect
>>679026042
yep
>>679020921
>wake up in the hospital
>we gotta go
>all bunch of crazy dudes here, fire and shit
>make army
>find this wierd chick, 10/10, cant even speak
>find out you're basically a lie
>>679025970
I've just started playing it again. That game is just phenomenal.
>>679026140
metal gear solid 5
>>679026140
Metal gear solid 5 the Phantom pain
>Start as a punk messing up towns with spray paint n shit
>cop finds you
>oh shit.png
>it's my big bro
>sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiittt again
>run away
>go to fish Guttery
>use chain smack to break wall
>shhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit I gots powers
>>679025926
Stalker?
>>679026058
>>679026105
well I had the third one in mind but i guess it counts
>>679025073
Here's a slight hint.
>you were almost a Jill sandwich
>>679024879
The Longest Journey
>Gotta Catch 'em All
Let's see if you faggots are the master gamer you claim to be.
>>679025946
Metal gear solid
>>679026019
Bioshock
>>679026219
Yup. Clear Sky.
>>679025936
minecraft
>>679026216
Infamous Second Son
>>679025416
Also said to be a gateway game to "harder games"
>Mugged in the streets
>Faggot didn't even help but needs a favour
>"Thanks for the help, now fuck off"
>Die a lot
>Become a king
>>679020921
>Only game where the simpsons expansion pack somehow made it even more sinister.
>random role
>everyone against everyone
>kill wrong people entire game
>leave faggy ass notes
>good guys end up losing due to stupidity
>rage after being wrongfully killed and leave game
>rage after being rightfully killed and leave game
>>679020921
>be a plumber
>not Christopher Plummer tho
>jump around
>smash bricks with head
>run really high
>secret level
>holy fucking reptile
>omg it's fucking a princess
>plumber got cucked by giant turtle
>has a green bro that sucks his dick
>jump on things heads and turtle shells
>>679026284
Finally.
>MIND IS SOFTWARE
>BODIES ARE DISPOSABLE
>THE SYSTEM WILL SET ME FREE
>Be drunkard
>Friend smike cigar
>Trying saves GF
>Travel in space ship
>Weird Alien friends wanna kills your GF
>Same Alien helps you
>>679026525
mario you inbred turd. god that was easy
>>679026313
Yessir
>be a guy
>do some shit
>game over
>>679026013
nobody? seriously..
one of the best FPS games back in the day
>It's an omen
>The end is nigh!
>The economy, fools!
>>679026525
its me mussolini
>>679026574
Nope, specify which Mario, faggot.
>>679026377
You got it
It's my favorite.series
>>679020921
>cyka blyet
>ingame items worth more than real life counterparts
>>679026013
Wolfenstein
>>679026171
Raises the bar for "Indie" horror games.
best one I've played and I really like horror games so I've played a few. Any tips for horror games?
>>679022634
SMB?
>>679026534
The Talos Principle?
>>679026614
The Division.
>>679026662
the original one on NES.
>mom and step dad are dicks
>Drop you off at an academy
>kiss a girl, then kiss another one in front of her and watch them fight
>best soundtrack
>10/10 game
>>679026626
Wolfenstein 3D
>>679026783
haotoful boyfriend
Realy noone wanna guess this?
>>679026674
CS:GO
>>679026529
Man that was such a good game. I wish there was another.
>>679026674
2 obvious m8, CS GO
>Everyone hates everyone
>Everything is your fault
>>679026698
>>679026815
yes, return to castle wolfenstein
>bewareoblivionisathand
>fuck bitches
>>679026674
Is it Cyka Simulator aka CS:GO?
>take summer job in Forrest
>talk to some bitch
>walk around Forrest
>shit hits the fan
>what is going on ey?
>be Noble that gets killed
>come back get told that you need to kill 8 assholes
>kill them be lied to get told you need to kill self
>say fuck you, don't
>world ends raze other fuckers to be lieutenants
>create new world
>kill best lieutenant because jealous (or is it)
>lieutenant comes back to kill you
> fuck time
> find out all is predestined
>lieutenant is spanner in higher powers plans
>Free will is an illusion.
>>679026385
No one? One of the oldest games around with its rival WOW
>>679026542
>Realy noone wanna guess this?
>>679026896
Syberia is somewhat a close contender when it comes to an amazing point and clicker. Of course it's not as lively and fantasy like as TLJ, but it's still good.
>>679026977
firewatch
>in basement because things
>fucking family trying to kill u
>kill them instead
>go sightseeing in basement
>mom finds u
>fuck u mum, i aint going nowhere
>go to other room
>find family photo
>repeat
>>679026894
>>679026919
>>679026976
ya, i guess it was too obvious
>>679026769
yeah that's not it
>>679026534
SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOTSUPERHOTSUPERHOTSUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT
>>679026702
Well, there's Silent hill series (Especially 2, 3, downpour go the feeling of the older games right, but you have to be a diehard fan to overlook other problems with that game), Soma, Amnesia (not A machine for pigs though), Penumbra (especially the first one), Alien: Isolation was pretty good in my opinion, the only thing that was kinda weird was the Aliens behaviour sometimes.
> "Whaaah!"
Fast forward
> "Da da"
Fast forward
> THATS MY SWEETROLL YOU PRICK
Fast forward
> Make fun of her weight
> Ask granny for a minigun
Fast forward
> Escape
> Become God
> Die
>>679027049
Mass effect? Or maybe Halo
>>679027084
Binding Of Isaac?
>wake up one day
>dadfuckedmeover.jpeg
>tech gets you places
>destroy your owner
>ends
>>679026734
Dues Ex?
>>679020921
>franchise couldn't buy the rights to the movie
>well we already wrote the first game physics engine ever
>fuck it, fast cars, slow pedestrians, points for everything
>easier to win by not racing than to win by racing.
>beat up animals
>drag around teddy bears
>grow chickens in you backpack
>coffee and tea makes you high
>an old man stalks you and takes pictures of you
>>679026574
Shiet this is s long summer
>>679027174
Not even close.
>>679021979
oddworld: abe's odysee
>tits
>asses
>sand
>>679027270
Dead or alive
>>679026783
Bully
>>679027178
Borderlands?
>>679027162
DING DING DING
>>679027270
games man, not some katy perry music vid
>>679026633
EU3
>be dragon age origin
>play dragon age origin
>level up in dragon age origin
>be burning mouse golem
>>679027270
Prince of Persia?
>be boy
>dad is kill
>get older
>fuck stepsister
>stepdad is kill
>"no"
>go to big city
>stab people
>>679027338
ding
>>679027206
Carmagedon
>>679020921
>the entire game is you being a cuck beta orbiter to a schizophrenic chick locked away on a racist dude's floating blimp city.
>>679024043
How's it like taking time out of your non existent life to fight with a teenager on the internet?
>>679027170
Fallout 3
>>679023762
...mother of fucking god?!
>your brother from another mother gets killed
>man eating bear invades your privacy
>deer made of precious metal suddenly appears
>cops everyfuckingwhere and people keep picking trouble with ya
>expensive hoes
>wake up in old ass German castle
>>679027459
Bioshock infinite. Ez. Loved that game.
>>679027213
What
>>679022395
Because it sucks
>Don't want Mom to kill me
>I'll kill Mom instead
>Why is there poop everywhere?
>talk to strange old guy about throwing a ball at things
>fly to an island
>swim at the coast
>some weird shit appears
>get a fuckload of rare candy
>>679027439
Thank you for remembering!
Revisit it. The physics engine is still amazingly well coded and put together. How they did it on DOS is beyond me. A strangely advanced game in all areas. It even looks good if you have your GPU render things and smooth stuff out.
>>679027573
yee
>>679023136
Way of the Samurai
>be fbi
>jump out of plane
>crash land and be beaten by purge-goers
>rescued by Latino babe and terrorist man
>retreat to office building hideout run by the crocodile hunter
>also zombies
>wake up someones mugged you and killed your friends
>weird retarded friendly guy helps you and gives you stuff
>huge gymbot takes your new retard's monocular
>autismofit.jpeg
>have to go get this fuckers monocular
>weird girl starts talking to you and helps you with your work
>find gymbot and kill that fucker, get your buddies monocular back
>girl actually seems kinda hot 8/10 maybe
>she wants you to go find her dad and fuck him up cause he locked her in her 'house' but also cause he's beating the shit out of loads of innocent people he's fully insane
>plastic surgery to the max he's mad rich
>owns a gun store apparently
>find a place to stay (new neighbourhood)
>bunch of weirdos send you on quests to fuck people's shit up
>WTF this girls dad is fucking attacking your town
>everyone gets away with their houses intact, find a place with clearer air and a better view
you can probably guess from there
>travel through time
>trying to kill an old man
>great multiplayer but no online
>>679025361
Postal
>>679027663
Binding of isaac
>>679027580
>you buy frying pans for your girl
>drug stores sell weapons
>sandwiches make you run faster
>>679025073
Clock Tower?
>be on a cruise ship
>new zombies
>that ass on one of the best protagonists of all time
>pretty decent game
>>679027668
GTA 5.
>>679027808
timesplitters 2?
>>679027663
Binding of isaac
>>679020921
tf2
>>679027832
indeed.
>>679027846
Nope
>use telepathy machine to traumatise old man
>in the end you kill him
>get to pretend he wasn't a total fuckup throughout life
>>679027870
dead island?
>>679027904
actually future perfect but ill give it to you. fuckin miss that game man
> your asian
> you use the computer all day
>>679027785
>"Latino "babe""
So it's a trap?
