Waifu claiming thread.
>not using namesync
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>eat healthy
>exercise
>most important: Have fun!
wew
Yui = qt
So some motherfucker on here asked me why feet is the worst fetish. Oh, let me tell you. See, other fetishes generally have some attractive element, some redeeming quality of being somehow kinky. Feet is just a bad fetish. And by bad, I don't mean gross. I could get gross. I'm not really into piss, I'm not really into scat, but I get that, y'know? It's got some weird, gross element to it that somehow, someone somewhere has managed to sexualize and make kinky. But feet have literally no unique element that makes them attractive. They're kinda gross but not particularly gross--not enough to justify them being a fetish on that merit alone, basically. They're not dexterous at all, either. Literally anything that you can accomplish with feet can simply be done better with hands. This is just a fact of human anatomical structure. We're not monkeys, no matter how much foot fiction you'd like to write, you can't effectively grip things with your feet (your toes, to some degree, but try wrapping those around a standard sized dick and then trying to stroke it). Even the sheer act of moving your feet up and down in that sort of precise manner is fairly difficult for someone who hasn't had a lot of practice. There's just no call for it as a fetish, and my greatest issue with it is that it takes up room. It clutters things by associating itself with other fetishes. Maybe you want to have a good ol' loli bread. But no, some faggot has to go and specify loli feet and now the whole goddamn thread is ruined because you find yourself trying to whack it to some nearly impossible fantasy of your little sister jacking you off through some socks in an inept, forced motion that fails to satisfy you in any particular sense. Furthermore, feet, in and of themselves, aren't a part of the body that any reasonable person would construe as remotely sexual anyhow. They have no distinctive factors which make them attractive to either sex and really have no place in the bedroom in my eyes.
tonight it's a blast
tomorrow you're homeless
>>678921432
kagami claimed!!!
>>678921576
hi pilot anon!!!!
>>678921432
>using namesync
Hamakaze claimed
>>678921432
What does namesync do?
C.C. Claimed
Back on a more civilized note, question of the thread is what's your most niche porn? The thing you feel like gets you off and probably just you.
>>678921576
Smug charolette?
>>678921652
this here is a wise man
>>678921677
Mugi?
stay jealous faggots
>>678921652
i love stomachs thighs and legs, i don't know why, stomachs especially, you could argue that they have arches but whatever, to each his own
>>678921601
Still have those photos of Mio's room?
>>678921601
Mio>Yui
This thread is probably going to be deleted, just as well since I'm about to take a shower.
>>678921816
>>678921652
Pigs + feet
>>678921992
why's that
>>678921915
Oh, fuck I went fulltard.
>>678921992
Have fun
>>678921984
fite me irl
>Yui
>>678921816
Anything that isn't weird. Just normal shit
The usual pick, btw guys how's life?
>>678922120
I like you, anon
>>678921652
>Leghands
>>678921816
hmmmm, i never really look at porn...i don't find my self going back to a specific thing, but i do love stomachs legs and thighs
>>678921816
I don't know why but ass to mouth porn gets me rock hard
Anal gape is pretty hot too imo but not the kind of gape where they tug on the rim of their asshole and you can see the inside
>>678921863
What
>Claimed
>>678922146
you cant fight the fact that mio is Superior
>>678922194
Pretty boring as usual, these threads are pretty much the only good thing going on
>>678922422
>>678922380
why does it say claimed what i didn't type that
>>678921816
What if my I don't have a weird fetish?
>>678921984
Mugi>Yui>others
>>678921992
See you on the other side.
sachi claim
>>678921816
Thos might be a little tame, but Ive always loved the back and the stomach/belly
>>678922380
Oh, I love you
>>678922064
>>678922422
mio = yui = mugi > ritsu
>>678922562
It's Mugi then it's really close but Yui > Ritsu > Mio then Mio >>>>>>>>>>>>> Azusa
>>678922220
You got that close to the quints, Kagami
>>678922453
Tell me about you, Yui. Talk to me bro. Cause you seem kinda down lately and I'm probably a long way away and just some other mofo online but I'd like to cheer you up if I can.
>>678922521
[claims externally]
>>678922562
Then you don't have a weird fetish and that's cool too
Also I'm just really happy I could get that kind of hatred off my chest
>>678922682
I'll admit, I've seen some shit but this is new to me
>>678922380
kek
What the fuck Mugi
>>678922194
i mean im still posting here so pretty mundane
>>678922562 i can agree with mugi being better but not yui never yui
>>678922727
S=a=l=t>y
>Usual claim
>Lurk mode
>>678922120
still qt...
>>678922789
Yui > Everyone
>>678922853
>putting namesync in the OP
holy shit kill yourself
>>678922803
>>678922939
do i hear wrong opinions
>>678922676
;^)
>>678922804
not going to lie I watch way too much porn
>>678922981
LOL
hi rin~
I kee getting distracted playing world of tanks...
>>678922803
I don't even know man, i'm borderline hiki, depressed, and I've got the constant feeling that everyone either hates me or i'm not good enough
>>678922380
I'm not the only one.
>>678922178
Consentual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation?>>678922636
Hello goodbye
>>678922803
failed quints....oh well.....
abandon thread
Yeh eyy b clayymin
>>678923319
why do you want only furries to use namesync
are you a furry?
>>678923273
Yup. Guilty.
>>678923319
sounds hard
How's the night/day going everyone?
>Super salty right now.
>Best idol claimed
>>678923420
Kinky
>>678922682
Oh boy, post more.
>>678923408
I want no one to use it
or at least don't advertise it for every obnoxious newfag to jump at
rin get back here im not finished w/ u
>>678922803
Now that people are mentioning it, I guess stomachs and backs are pretty nice.
and feet are disgusting, I agree completely.
>>678923075
One time a couple of years ago a guy at school showed me a video of a girl's ass being used as a cereal bowl.
>most gape stuff disgusts me
>>678923273
PAPA JAHN CLAIMED
>>678923630
>muh secret club
everyone should use it
>>678923251
Forgot pic
Hey, its the fag who likes Peridot from the last thread.
I'll see you all again tomorrow. Love you guys, goodnight.
>>678923420
Lewd.
>>678923251
Why are you depressed? And I know I can't just say gee well think happy thoughts and everything will get better, but why the negative outlook? You seem like a good person to me, and if you know that you're a good person, people will generally like you for that.
>>678923500
Heeyyy, welcome in Maki
>>678923710
Best pizza waifu
>>678923175
Don't even remind me of that game, super annoying cunt back in college wouldn't shut up about it, it was awful
>>678923500
All good. You?
>>678923510
Thanks
>>678923847
>>678923764
no one should use it
>>678923175
Stop, and play warthunder you no-skill scrub
>>678923420
wow, i didn't know you were such a sexual deviant!!!!
>>678923677
>girls ass being used as a cereal bowl
Kinky but really fucked I don't think I could fap to that
>>678923273
not the only one what
Milinda claim
>>678923500
Whats wrong Maki?
>Stopped lurking to give hugs
>>678923872
Night Tomoko!
I'm about to turn in, too, here in maybe 20 minutes.
>renge
>>678923500
Hello idol girl.
>>678923940
im gonna use it no matter what
anonymity is fucking stupid
>>678923872
Cya take care!
>>678923906
>>678923983
Pic
>>678923906
>Why are you depressed?
Most likely genetics, my mum, grandma and my uncle suffer from it
>>678924192
>>678924086
Then go to reddit.
>>678924086
you're fucking stuipd
abandoning thread, it's useless
>>678923710
Papa bless.
>>678924019
I can't imagine anyone getting off to that.
>but I guess it was made for a reason
>>678924019
Ass to mouth
>>678923500
why is maki salty?
>>678924254
have you tried getting pills for it? i know that's a lame solution....
>>678924086
>on 4chan
>dislikes anonymity
>what are you doing
>>678924254
So is there anything in particular that's got you down? Anything going on in your life?
>>678924318
I feel like I'm the only one here who intentionally masturbates to weird shit just to see if I can manage it.
>this is not the first time I've seen that video
>>678923580
you asked for it.
>>678924309
but there are too many awful people there
>>678924311
it's not like you're anonymous either. you're an avatarfag
ttyl rin
>>678924493
i like the format
I'm late, but Konata claimed
>>678924493
Not really, I've been like this for as long as I can remember, feel robbed of a majority of my life
>>678924427
Too scared for doctors
>>678924086
If you dont
like anonymity go back to >Tumblr
i am about to claim the greatest waifu of all time.
SHE IS MINE!!!
>>678924738
konata!!!!!!!! hi!!! how've you been?
>>678924417
ooohhh
yeah thats pretty hot
>>678924318
>made for a reason
goatse :^)
>>678924838
"no ty"
i'll go there to harvest pictures, but i'm not just gonna -hang out- there
>>678924873
I'm good, but I swallowed a fly today :(
Talked about it a bit earlier today, but you weren't here I think.
How are you?
>>678924943
Mugi is a kinky one
>>678924306
',:)
>>678924493
I watch to see if I get hard first then try to beat it off. If I'm beating and lose my hard on, it ain't for me
>>678924086
B8
>>678924873
>>678924738
Would ship
>>678924820
you shouldn't be....but i understand why you are....
>>678924493
I think you are too.
>>678924864
I can't see your waifu through all of the lewd.
>>678924943
I don't like where this is going...
>>678923906
Thanks Renge, what's up?
>>678923923
Glad to hear man. Not much, just frustrated at Ground Zeroes right now.
>>678924021
Hey Milinda, it's not something big. Can't complete this mission I've been doing for hours now.
>>678924076
Heyo Juri, how goes it?
>>678924424
These guards have the most eagle eyed vision ever and it's bullshit.
>>678924838
>>678925100
blegh sounds disgusting....are you ok though?? i was at work probably, im fine konata, hanging in there
>>678925178
Again, runs in the family
>>678925104
id say im a 4/10 or 5/10 on the kinky scale
Scat really isn't hot to me and imo scat is one of the "Kings of Kink"
>>678925191
8^)
Just kidding
>>678925391
Kinky af
>>678925241
what game?
>>678925241
Ah. I know that pain friend...
>>678925241
Take a break for a bit. They say a little walking helps
/b/ is just a little too chaotic...
>>678924820
Then take it back man. I know it sounds kinda crazy, but there's nothing holding you back but yourself. I'm not the most social person and I have issues finding friends, but if you want to be happy then the easiest way is to find small things you enjoy doing and engaging in those activities. Be happy for no good reason other than you have nothing to be unhappy about at that moment. If you take a broader perspective, looking at all the time you've wasted and at the uncertain future in front of you, you'll go crazy. Treat life like a dog would, and just be thrilled that you're alive. Next time you step outside (remember that you can do this just because, you don't really need a reason), take a look at what kind of beauty the world around you offers. Personally what keeps me out of depression is just thinking about the fact that world is big and crazy and beautiful and I'm in it.
>>678925154
I'm the same way.
>>678925241
Not much, just about to go to bed. Slow day at work. You? Also you wanna talk about bullshit guard vision, ever played through Lunpa Fortress in Golden Sun? Those motherfuckers have solid 360 vision.
>>678925690
But you're a 10/10 on my scale bb ;^)
>>678925881
But are you a kinklord ;^)))))
I might not be on your level of kink 8^))))
>>678925690
Scat is the one thing i cannot handle
>>678925476
Yeah, I'm fine, but man was it gross. And good to hear. I've got a doctors appointment tomorrow so I have that going on I guess.
>>678925881
Good advice, but the things I enjoy are mainly animu, games, music and drawing. Hard to be thrilled if that's all you're doing
I'm gonna go try to sleep.
>I'm 100% sure I'll be back though
Goodnight just in case.
>>678926375
i'll bet, i've swalloed spiders before....what's it for? if you don't mind me asking, sounds fun by the way lol
>>678926546
Night!
>>678926546
goodnight!!
>>678926255
I tried to wank to a camera going up a girls ass because I got curious and googled it one night
>>678926235
I dunno. Honestly all the shit I'm into I really wouldn't want irl so I don't know how kinky I am because I'm permavirgin status. I have had opportunities to fix this and will refrain from posting them here because it's just embarrassing.
>>678926412
It can be, but find ways to expand upon those, and talk to us about them. Tell me about your music and shit. I'll listen.
>>678926546
Goodnight Galko! (take 1)
>>678926546
>100% sure
>just in case
???
>>678926779
I succeeded in wanking to that
>renge
>it was hard
>it in the above statement is not referring to my dick
>there was shit in there
>it was kinda weird
>>678926546
Night Galko.
>>678926555
A little embarrassing, but it's a dermatologist. I have some patchy spots that I usually get prescribed medicine for. I haven't gone in forever though, but I'm looking forward to it.
Alright I'm back for good now.
>>678926546
Night!
>>678926779
that sounds cool but i need to work my way up on weird shit to want to before i hit that.
>>678926789
Ahh I see
ass to mouth is extremely risky isn't it
I pretty sure it is
>>678925843
MGSV: Ground Zeroes
>>678925868
Yeah it's killing me inside.
>>678925870
I would go for a walk if it wasn't so dark out. I'll just try again tomorrow
>>678925881
Overall pretty good day, had a nice workout. I've never heard of that game though but 360 vision sounds like shit.
>>678926546
Sleep tight.
>>678926546
Ah damn, goodnight.
>>678926933
I gave up after just like a minute and a half or something
>>678927299
Miho recommended that I buy that game. What do you think? Also, do you play on PC or console?
>>678927056
Welcome back
>>678927299
>MGSV: Ground Zeroes
>>678925868
Hello
>>678927288
It is risky
>>678927299
Damn, dude, play it when you get an opportunity. If you have a smartphone you can just throw on a GBA emulator and download the rom, both for free. It's a lot of fun if you like a good RPG. I really should work out tomorrow, I didn't today and I don't like that.
>>678927288
I haven't done tons of research on it because I probably wouldn't do it irl (do like it in porn quite a bit, though), but I would assume that it would be particularly risky. Lots of very nasty bacteria in both of those areas.
Anyhow, I think I'm going to head out for the evening. I'll be back in less than 8 hours, so you have that much time to escape me.
>>678927054
don't be embarrased about that lol....nobody's perfect at all
>>678927826
Lost my train of thought somewhere in the middle of that post
>>678927893
Except Yui
>>678927826
fuck
alright well see you soon
>>678926546
Night for now
>>678927299
Early in the morning? Cool morning air feels good
>>678927826
Night!
>>678927984
true!!!! yui a qt
>>678927984
The 2 best girls :^)
>>678927826
See ya
Thanks for the advice
>>678927893
Thanks! you're always so nice :3
>>678927826
later!
>>678927663
Thanks.
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>>678928335
awww, it's no problem, i hope everything goes well at the doc's
Gotta get some Z's night y'all
>>678928543
All aboard the hype train
Choo choo
>>678927723
Hey friend, hows it going?
>>678928336
No problem friend, How are you doing today?
>>678928610
night!!!! sleep well!!!!
>>678928711
CHOO CHOO MOTHAFUCKA MAKE WAVE
>>678928543
5 now
>>678928940
I can almost taste it..
>>678928819
Same as always, nothing especially bad or good happened today so I'm doing alright.
I need to sleep badly
Goodnight everyone!
>>678921432
I remember hearing creator of the manga died
>>678929098
Good night
>Yui
>>678929098
good night mugi!!!!
>>678929098
>>678928610
Night!
>>678929024
Welp bye bye.
>shinoa bro
>>678927663
It's a pretty solid game, got me interested Metal Gear. I play on the PS4.
>>678927723
Hey Miho
Yeah it's one of the only good games I have right now.
>>678927826
I'll look into. Sleep tight.
>>678928065
>Cool morning air feels good
Hell yeah it does.
>>678929098
Night Mugi.
>Maki
ITS TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP HOOBA HOOBA HABA HABA HAABAA
SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK
>Yuno bro
>>678928610
Night friend!
>>678929098
Night Mugi
>>678929056
I see. Sounds like my day too
>Milinda
I guess I'm off to sleep, gotta be up early, night everyone!
>konata
>>678929834
good night konata!!!!! have fun tomorrow, sleep well
>>678929834
Been a pleasure, promise me you'll be on later
Good night
>Yui