Autistic school stories, here's an example.
>be me
>be in 10th grade
>taking robotics class
>teacher is chill everyday
>get bored second semester
>decide to do stupid shit in his class whynot.jpg
>insert autismo phase 1
>bring a can of tomato sauce
>ask other students "you want some sauce"
>show them tomato sauce
>most reactions are strange looks
>few keks are had
>some landwhale takes one of my 2 cans of sauce
>living planet eats it
>want to give it one last chance
>decide to try and make someone laugh through autism
>Go big or go home
>>678389691
CONT.
>bell rings
>go to 2nd period
>in robotics class
>go up to teacher
>ask "do you want some sauce"
>teacher says no
>show him tomato sauce
>he says "get out"
>pretty sure he doesn't mean it
>he repeats it
>I'm thinking he's talking to someone else
>go to my computer
>teacher walks out of class to get security
>ohshit.jpg
>>678390118
>security person escorts me to principle's office
>while walking i talk to security person
>"you want some sauce"
>he keks
>I dont even think he heard me
>gets to principle office
>lets call him mr.lard
>mr.lard stares at me for a good minute
>mr.lard asks why im offering sauce
>"Its a joke"
>"I don't get it how is it a joke"
>"gotta share dem memes"
>"what memes?"
>"ma memes"
>at this point of my prologned autism I believe he doesn't know what they are
>time for the roles to be reversed
>Im the teacher now
>Doesn't work for shit
>mr.lard writes me a referral
>i tell him what memes are
>Teacher who gave me the referral walks in
>They start talking about me
>Saying things about how I don't make sense
>Teacher states that I say things like the following
>Ravioli ravioli whats in the pocket-oli
>The AP is trying to figure out what is wrong with me
>he ends up on papa franku's video of ravioli ravioli whats in the pocketoli
>mr.lard is watching
>my internal keks are reaching orbit
>This shit persists for a few more minutes
>He ends up relating my sauce to hardcore pornography
>all I can think of are those illuminati videos where people take point a and compare it to point z
>retarded ass way of thinking
>get suspended for being autistic
jpg related
lmao you're a king
>Some kid ran around shouting
>"LOOK WHAT I GOT IN TRUBLE 4 XDDD""
I think this might be the autist
Why hide birthdate unless you're underage?
kek
>inb4 B&
gtfo kid
>filthy frank fan in high school
>like you weren't autistic before
>>678389691
this is fucking gold, mah nigga
>>678389691
This is quite the story... Good job accomplishing this report. XD
>>678389691
"Continued disruption and will result in a DAEP placemnet."
Holy shit, ask this nigga why he's an educator and what crime warrants your possible expulsion.
If you really want to be a dick you can ask if your disruptive behavior might be the result of legitimate ED or OHI impairment under IDEA and Section 504. That would open a whole new can of worms.
that made my day ty anon
>>678389691
Education fag here AMA
Get off this site
>>678393277
This cunt doesn't need an educator, he needs a paraprofessional.
screencapped this shit using ms paint. Your autism will surpass through the very few days of fame it will receive
>>678393655
I agree
>>678393425
The accuracy is unreal
>>678392395
A whole new can of sauce.
>>678394098
So...what do you teach?
>>678394160
It's actually on point
>>678394218
Nah, his joke is shitty and has no payoff. He needs to say the magic words and force the district to drop money on testing.
>>678389691
>10th grade
>08-24-2015 to 06-10-2016
underageb& faggot
>>678389691
>>678394730
Also hello Gabriel.
op your an idiot
This Juan administrator at this kid's school is hilarious though.
>pic related
>>678395148
thats actually the person who suspended me
>>678389691
I'd react the same way as the teacher. You sound annoying as fuck.
>>678389691
nice facebook profile picture, anon
>>678395296
I know it is. That's why I posted him you faggot.
>>678395296
No shit you underage faggot, it says so on the referral you uploaded
wow!
>>678395553
This kid isn't kidding. he really is an autist. Some of his old facebook posts just scream it.
>i miss Walter White!!!!!!!!!!HE JUST WANTED >TO >HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit haha, some of this kid's friends. High school is a shitty time.
This is neither a good read nor reasonably true
Nice one Gabriel! You the best Mr.Rodriguez!
Also this is the stage IV cancer that's still killing /b/. Let's Play-watching, youtube-loving underage faggots like OP. Shit I was on /b/ when I was underage too, but I had the fucking decency to at least lurk moar instead of outing myself to everyone.
>>678393425
most of these are shit and i admit jon has had a few bad vids lately but kickstarter crap is still watchable. Also why did you (not you original poster because your just a copy pasta fag who cant form his own opinion) bring in The Needle Drop its not even comedy. So if your saying this is shit than post some of your own fucking amazing channels that we should all worship.
>>678393866
Also, saved for posterity.
>checked.
OP where are you you nigger. Did you run away already? Come back and own up to what you did.
>>678396835
>post some of your own fucking amazing channels that we should all worship
Can't, I've touched boobs and am thus not a tuber.
>>678396835
Don't worship any channels. Simple enough
>>678396835
I'm going to let you in on a little secret, anon. All of youtube is shit. All of it. Even the "good" channels. Even the channels I watch. It's all shit.
>>678389691
oh shit used to live right next to burges..on edgemere
top fucking heh
>>678397528
pics or didnt happen
>>678397185
If you don't watch YouTube than why do you even give 2 shits.
>>678397463
this is true but there has to be something good on there...right...
>>678397615
this was back in the early 90s dont think i have pictures
moved to cruces since though
>>678397899
No. It's all shit. It's jewtube for a reason.
>>678389691
hi gabe
>>678393866
>the very few days of fame it will receive
I think you mean few minutes until this thread dies.
Nice one Garbiel Rodriguez! Of Burges Highschool El Paso Texas.
>>678397649
Sure everyone watches some YouTube from time to time, but that doesn't mean we all constantly check subscriptions on an account
>>678398285
Nah. I saved it the image that anon made up higher in the thread. I'll repost it when the proper thread arises. Someone will continue to get a kek or two out of it at some point. I mean, it's no Tard Guard story, but what is these days?
>>678393425
I only know Shrek and that wrestling dude, who is the rest?
>Gabriel Rodriguez
>Hispanic
>10 Grade
>Erases date as if we wouldn't guess he's an underage fag
>Unless he is 18+ and is two grades behind graduation
>Memes IRL
Hispanics really are perpetual middle schoolers.
>>678389691
Hey Gabe, as a fello Spic, do you ever find it bullshit that they ask if we're a spic and then ask for race? It's like dude 'm fuckin hispanic, there ya go right on the nose
>>678398993
I mean, he's mexican. I could believe that he was two grade behind graduation tbh. His friends on facebook all look like they're the same kind of faggot as OP though. Shame he ditched the thread.
>>678398680
Youtubers that are funny for one video then every other video is repetitive and boring
>>678399178
yes its bullshit
>>678389691
Gabriel Rodriguez
Op is Gabriel Rodriguez and a faggot...
Although props on this pic and story, def worth the keks.
You've earned a peak at my waifu.
>>678399230
Filthy frank is one of the few I enjoy out of that picture, but it's not because his videos are good. It's because they're a literal portrayal of his autism. And he's documenting it for all to see. It's no wonder high schoolers and middle schoolers like his shit so much.
>>678389691
Any underagefag that's dumb enough to post their age deserves to be b&
Man fuck kids today and their youtube bullshit, and their memeing IRL. I found a birthday card my sister got a month ago or so (15 for context), and it was addressed to "memelord." And the card had memes written in it. Something about "rare pepes." It drives me up the fucking wall
Lets fucking email the school?
im on it!
>>678399873
do it
>>678399873
I thought about it, but then realized that I don't care enough. What's the school gonna do? Though now that I think about it, he could be any one of us here... It'd be a right shame if he started posting dumb things about people at the school, and someone happened to screenshot it...
>>678399178
>>678399425
Has the school administration ever recommended to put race down as White? I'm Hispanic and under the US Census I'm "White" but we all know that's wrong. Most Hispanics are brown. I think it's a trick to confuse people on the true demographics.
>>678400143
Back to tmblr with that shit newfag
>>678399873
email and tell them some faggot told a story on 4chan?
>>678400143
I was never told to, Id always specify other as "I'm mexican, what do you want?" I get that certain hispanics such as dominicans and the other inferior fly in my eye countries they can be considered black but still. Just put seperate shit for hispanic it's not hard. We're a race gosh darnit
>>678400355
Hey, Pablo brings up a good point, they are trying to fool the non hispanic whites into thinking this is still a white country.
>>678399873
Kek
Screenshot it
>>678390239
>principle
retard or troll
>>678400355
Tumblr? If anything it's /pol/.
>believing the official demographics put forth by the multiculturalist, White Right fearing government
>current year
>>678391251
>be in 10th grade
Date is 4/8/16
>>678389691
>10th grade
>filthy frank pocketoli
Enjoy your ban kid
OP you're a fucking sperglord.
>>678401278
Kek
>>678401278
We must build the wall to protect our memes. We have Hispanics raping our memes. Somebody is doing the raping.
>>678393425
I love how 4chan fucking goes nuts over Papa and Edups, but act like they don't. Stop trying to act like a cool kid and just be one
>>678401643
>>678401278
And we'll get the autists to pay for it. I guarantee it.
>>678401693
>4chan goes nuts over Papa
>Stop trying to act like a cool kid and just be one
>implying its not just underaged fags who have yet to kill themselves
>>678389691
Fuck off, you underage beaner.
>Hides signature
>Doesn't hide printed name
Autist confirmed
>>678402219
because of teacher name i think he is in
Bergen County Technical High School - Teterboro Campus
http://www.ratemyteachers.com/juan-duran/5899137-t
>>678401913
Trying to be a special snowflake on /b/, I think you need to reevaluate a few things
>>678402474
are you retarded there are literally people who gave out his information
try reading
>spic detected
OP Confirmed underage spic, I went to High School in El Paso fuck that city MODS MODS MODS
>>678402474
His shit's already been posted. Just look up higher in the thread. I found his facebook in like two seconds with his name and school. He's a fucking sperglord.
facebookcom/profile.php?id=100004987743418
OP
>>678403144
I almost posted that earlier, but there's nothing good on there. Besides being able to confirm that his friends are all faggots just like he is.
Gawd
Lmaoooooooo this fucking kid
>>678403805
Keep scrolling down. It gets worse.
>>678399476
I was a fan before he had like 2000 subs, before he made Harlem shake a thing.
That fucker helped me power through school.
>>678403805
>>678403813
He was probably like 13 or younger, he was young enough for that shit
>>678403980
Doesn't make him not an autist though.
>>678403981
>4 prestige to nothing
Beaner was a filthy gaijin hacker.
How do you thats the right account?
>>678404636
english please
What is wrong with us Hispanics?
We are either the bane of society with half of our children being born into single parent households, disproportionately committing violent and property crimes, nearly half of our children failing to pass high school, nearly half of our families are have been or are on welfare, being second in unemployment rates after Blacks, or we are major meme sperglords.
Donald Trump just deport us all, not just the illegals.
Lol
I'm calling Juan on Monday and letting him know about your faggotry. Screen capped the whole thread. I'll email it to him. Have fun with that.
>>678404636
It's the right account. Just search for yourself with the info he left in the OP, you nigger.
>>678404810
know*
>>678404885
Oh fucking hell lad calm down.
That is to brutal
>>678405147
>to brutal
Get off of /b/ you faggot.
Report his account for being underage
Stupid underage beaner
>>678404098
True
>be 11th grade
>end of day at club
>video games, no one brings their fucking console
>idea
>opens computer
>takes out all RAM
>screeching sound plays
>never caught
>>678405244
I bet you troll people all the time haha
>>678405147
Not my fault he didn't have the foresight to know what was gonna happen.
Don't trust people on the Internet, Gabe. Underage faggot.
>>678389691
Woah. You had a CLASS on robotics? I just had a robotics team on my school. Shit son.
< 33 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak /b/, it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
>>678405701
The edge on you lad
>>678405883
Your gf looks like a new leather handbag before all the wear and tear gives it those deep, fuzzy wrinkles and it no longer stands on its own while sitting up right but, rather, folds in on itself.
>>678405640
No, I just miss raids and doxxing people like from old 4chan, and this is the closest we're going to get with faggots like you around. I'll take what I can get.
>>678400913
or just tired?
not everyone knows the difference between principle and principal off-hand
>bored in class
>sign in computer as local admin cuz look at us we're the coolest
>friend plugs in flash drive to show me his expert HAXX0R to0ls (password stealing .bat file)
>computer flags it and flags school network
>unplug it continue being autistic on computer, autistic friends searching random shit like yiff and r34
>principle walks in classroom saying "which computer is it"
>try to shut down computer and I realize I was being ghosted
>welp
Cont.?
>>678406330
How am i faggot though?
You was doing something cringey as fuck acting like a 13 year old wow player.
And when I called you out on it, your only reply was "oh you dont troll lol get outta here kid"
>>678406653
disregard this i suck cocks
>>678406731
That's not even what trolling is, anon. Fuck. You're a faggot because you think calling the dude at this school is "too brutal," even though OP fucking did it to himself. He deserves what he gets.
>>678404885
Give the kid a fair sake, will yeah? Send them Know Your Meme which documents, fairly accurately, the origins and meanings of memes. They even have sauce as an entry.
ATTENTION MR. JUAN OF BURGES HIGH SCHOOL OF EL PASO TEXAS
Memes are as harmless as the person sharing them. Memes are fun and are used by everybody, good and bad. "Do you want some sauce" is a meme. Sauce is another way of saying source, as in "What is the source of that information." Yes, the meme sauce has been used by people asking for hardcore pornography but it can be used for other things like asking for the source of certain information such as an academic article. Seeking sauce, or source, is no different than asking a student to cite their sources in school papers. Please understand both the use of this meme and Gabriel Rodriquez's autism.
If you don't understand what is autism and why it makes students like Gabriel Rodriguez say or do weird things please seek a professional to explain what autism is. You will soon understand that Gabriel Rodriguez did not meant you or your teachers or other students any harm.
Sauce
Part of a series on Internet Slang.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sauce
Autism
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/autism
I posted this earlier but what the hell, here is some autism on behalf of the school, maybe a bit of rage.
>2007
>be 11
>bullied relentlessly but whatever
>tough because of stuff at home so I don't care
>first year of high school, integrating
>black kid joins my class a month or two into the start of the year
>rural so first black kid I've ever seen
>always acting gangster I don't even know
>obviously starts bullying me because I am the ultimate in white boy betafag target technology
>school goes on trip in third month to some shitty activities camp
>kayaking, climbing etc
>have a scuffle with black kid because he remarks about my dad
>trying to make friends
>come dinner time, most of teachers and instructors have fucked off, alone
>leave canteen after eating
>kids start gathering around me
>wat.jpg
>black kid runs up to me and palms me in the nose, blood everywhere
>shit hurts, start tearing up despite being able to take that shit no problem
>child abuse after all
>call him a fucking nigger
>he stabs me in the ear and face, more blood, with a biro pen lel
>get sent home for racist comments
>had to pay for the full week fee despite only having been there 2 days
>get mad beats for it
>>678406922
I was obviously being sarcastic when I said thats to brutal.
You joking?
>>678405883
DO NOT RESPOND
DO NOT GO TO THAT WEBSITE
REPORT
IP COLLECTOR WHICH COLLECTS YOUR IP AND CORRESPONDING BROWSER INFORMATION
IT IS USED TO BLACK MAIL AND REPORT YOU TO THE AUTHORITIES
IT'S A TRAP
>>678406941
I'm going to write a very lengthy email about how memes are an Internet subculture of sexual deviancy and confirm his suspicions about the meaning of "sauce"
>>678389691
http://bit.do\BLOWJOB
>>678407355
learn not to click shit nigga
>>678407455
AGAIN
DO NOT RESPOND
DO NOT LINK
REPORT
I actually feel sorry for this kid...
>>678407680
Why? He did it to himself.
>>678407633
They dont even work though do they?
>>678407528
I don't want the newfags to get themselves in trouble.
I have a soft spot for them.
I guess you can say I am the patron saint of newfaggotry.
>>678407855
Stop. Newfags need to learn for themselves. Lurk moar etc etc.
>>678407821
There doesn't have to be anything on the page. It can be completely blank so long as you reach the page. So no 404s or the like. Don't even see what they look like without a proxy.
>>678407855
You had to bear the embarrassment of having someone find out you scrolled 4chan, didn't you?
>>678408203
Yeah.
>>678389691
I won't write your principal if you post a pic with a timestamp and shoe on your head
>>678408390
> Greentext?
On phone so shorthand version.
Was 13, just started watching anime, Naruro specifically. They did wall jumps and shit, tried that at school, picked the one place with single-thick sheet rock. Foot went through, got caught in wall. Sprained ankle, carted out of school in a wheel-chair to my disappointed mother waiting outside. Friend still reminds me about this.
>>678408793
Zozzed
>>678408793
>Narutard
I have no sympathy for you. Funny though
>>678389691
Are you still in the 10th grade? Franku's ravioli vid came out 6 months ago...
>mods plz
>>678408793
Dumb ass.
>>678409056
At least he's cognizant enough of what he was to admit it. More than you can say for some dumbasses.
>>678409073
> 4/8/2016
>>678395148
Pussy destroyer.
>>678389691
>living planet eats it
My fucking sides
>>678409249
I just got done railing my ass with a 7" dildo and blowing a load into my own mouth but I don't have any reservations about admitting it because of anonymity. What's your point?
>This is now a secrets thread
>>678389691
Wow I bet you are beating the chicks off with a stick
>>678406609
>Be 18, Lase year in High school.
>Always been into computers. Was quite a big school, over 1000 people.
>Too cheap to hire a computer tech full time, he only came in on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
>Computers were super locked down. Couldn't do fuck all on them. Found the work too easy.
>Each computer has a local admin account called "eee". Deepfreeze installed.
>Server room/network room right next to classroom. Saw the tech left the door open one day, walked in. Shut door.
>No shit, on the back of the door was the "eee" password. I remember it to this day. The password was @cc3s5, or access in l33t.
>toogoodtobetrue.jpg
>Tried it. It worked.
>Tech's name was Aaron. His login was Aaron. His password was @cc3s5. Too fucking easy.
>Able to log into domain controllers with his creds. Good start.
>Checked groups in AD.
>NO FUCKING WAY. His daily use account was a Domain, Enterprise and Schema admin.
>Created like 6 domain admin accounts. Nested them pretty well. Some still exist.
>begindoomsday.exe
>All computers had software on them called AB control. Teachers could see peoples screens and control them etc.
>Was also installed on the staff computers.
>Was fun. Was able to edit the student management system. Called KAMAR.
>Changed teachers names, changed peoples classes. Assigned detentions to people I hated.
>School caught on.
>Hired people to investigate.
>They found me after I copied all of the sensitive documents, wrote scripts to automate pranks. Everything was vurtualized and I spun up some game servers.
>They caught me days before I planned to fuck all of their switches and routers. I had written a script to wipe all of the configs on the cisco devices, then delete all of the virtual machine VHD's.
>Got arrested. Went to court. Had to do community service. Sucked ass.
>Went to uni and studied computer science.
I now work for the firm that caught me. My boss is they guy who caught me. He's actually a total bro.
>>678389691
>Rodriguez
>White
Pic one you fucking spic
>>678410306
Nice. Pretty cool that the experience landed you the job.
>>678407098
>first year of high school
>be 11
Fucking retard.
>>678410873
The government tells Hispanics to choose White as a race.
>>678403805
>he liked his own post
>>678401278
He is not a very good liar. You can see that he is saying that just to create a plausable reason for loosing to Hillary. He works for her. That is the plan.
>>678410904
They two are actually just a coincidence. My manager had no role in hiring me, it was an external HR contractor. When I walked in to meet him for the final interview he took me aside and laughed his ass off.
>>678411136
>some other race: (print here)
>>678407855
Patron saint of NewFriends. Only Newfriends call newfriends newfags.
>>678411307
It's always been like this.
>The respondents in the "some other race" category are reclassified as white by the Census Bureau in its official estimates of race. This means that more than 90% of all Hispanic or Latino Americans are counted as "white" in some statistics of the US government.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Hispanic_and_Latino_Americans#Demographic_information
>>678411854
Hispanics are literally too subhuman to get their own checkbox from the government.
>>678411990
I think that it's either the government hiding the declining European population or hindering the Hispanic population from creating an even stronger racial identity within the United States. Perhaps it's both to some degree. Both ideas could lead to a civil war or insurrection.
>>678410306
Damn son. Must've hated that school to fuck their shit up so much.
>>678411136
That's okay. They have great fucking food. And most of them work hard ass jobs. White enough to me. Blacks on the other hand...
>>678389691
What's up, Fozzy?
>>678395148
That guy is not creepy he looks smart and fit. Good role model
>>678409960
If he's beating them off.. they aren't really chicks.
>>678389691
facebook DOT com SLASH profile.php?id=100004987743418
>>678413603
Read the fucking thread
>Be me
>9th grade
>Enrolled in a high expectations magnet school
>Have a Jewish geometry teacher
>Let's call him Mr.Cuck
>He's cool I guess
>Gets later in the year
>My Table partners and I come up with a theory
>Get this great idea
>Get in skype call with my amigo
>Make a theory about Mr.Cuck being in the Illuminati
>Publish that shit
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>A month later this other kid brings his laptop into class
>Just so happens to type in Mr.Cucks name in the search bar
>The kid looks at the description
>mfw my name is in the description (my amigo put my name on that shit)
>Kid turns around and faces me
>"You make this Anon?"
>I felt so proud I told him yes
>Next day comes
>The kid fucking shows Mr.Cuck the video
>Ohshit.jpg
>Friday comes
>Be in the start of 2nd period
>Counselor comes in to get me
>We walk to his office
>On the way there he talks to me
>I thought he thought I was gonna kill myself or some shit like that
>Halfway through a lady picks me up in a go-cart
>Starts saying the same shit
>We finally arrive to the office
>"Have a seat Anon"
Cont?
Damn his wife has over 10 court records
>>678414038
Cont
>>678414038
No, continue to be an attention seeker faggot looking for approval from random strangers before you post your greentext.
>>678414038
Go-cart wat?
>>678389691
>Gabriel Rodriguez
When God Emporer Trump assumes his Eternal Throne we will remove your filth you subhuman wetback scum
>>678414777
That is if he's an illegal immigrant. A United States citizen has the right not to be deported...
>777
GOD WILLS IT
Donald Trump is going to make America White again.
www.facebookcom/Burges-High-School-210593808952449/
Let's post the referral JPG to this spics school's Facebook page. Help me out /b/ros
>>678415165
You will be next you shitskin loving piss. Death to all shitskins. Death to all shitskin lovers
>>678415589
not your personal army newfag
>>678409056
It was how most kids that had no friends to recommend good shit got into anime then. I've dropped it, couldn't finish Shippuden. Still a fan of anime though, just not that.
>>678415825
your army newfag not personal
>>678415825
That's not how NYPA works, you fucking newfag. Jesus christ.
>>678414038
CONT.
I'ma shorten this shit
>Basically the counselor tells me that I'm going to prison for this shit.
>Im scared shitless
>I have allusions to Hitler, 9/11, The holocaust
>It's so bad that Mr.Cuck didn't even come in that day
>keep in mind he's Jewish
> We talk for a long ass time
>They call school police because they thought I was gonna shoot up the school
>School police come
>I get moved out of the room we were in
>School police goes in the room
>They watch the video, and I hear laughing
>Meetings over
>They tell me that what I did was wrong and that I lucked out
>Gets suspended for a whole week
>>678416202
Check out Food Wars. Great anime.
>>678415825
That answer is not valid. I'm not trying to make you my personal army. I'm trying to join with /b/ for maximum kek. You are probably OP anyway.
>>678416308
>>678416324
sheeet my bad guise I'm a eurofag and I'm still up at 7am
>>678416420
Dropped it, pandered too hard for me.
Friends like it though.
Any other haxxors wanna halp m3 f1nd h1s addr3ss through Plinegrat Subduction?
