Gf ditched me, let's roast her. dubs wins
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Gf ditched me, let's roast her. dubs wins
I can't stop fapping to old pics of you, take me back baby please, I'll let you fuck my ass like you wanted
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>678385412
LOL ROLLING FOR THIS
I just found out I have AIDS, her yourself checked
>>678385466
winn
Wut do now dubs wins again
You wanna try anal? Bc im on my way over right now.
You have the name of a boy and you look and kiss like one too. also. i WILL KILL YOU. THIS IS A THREAT. REPORT THIS TO THE COPS IDC
>>678387087
roll
show me your tits
>>678387087
Roll for this
>>678385326
Rol
>>678385326
Rollin
>>678385063
I'm gonna be honest, and please don't laugh cos you're actually the first person I've told this to haha...I may have done...stuff...with a dude recently
>you went from gay to full on butt-pirate
>>678385326
Reroll
Send your penis
>>678385326
Check em
>>678388055
win
I never really thought you were attractive and I slept with (sister/bestfriend/mom/neighbor... you choose) behind your back a few times. I don't regret a minute of it. Fuck off and don't text me anymore cunt.
>>678388055
checked and mated
>>678385326
This
>>678385326
Show me dubs
This isn't working let's call it off
>>678388294
Reroll
Send her a sharpie up the poop pic op
>>678388189
rollin fo this
>>678385326
Dubs check them out
>>678388509
Reroll
>>678388559
reroll
>>678388142
re-roll
>>678388055
Op hurry
Wut now? Dubs
Suck a turd
lmao mods thinks this is cheese pizza retards
Wut
>>678385326
Watch me open the eight inner dubs
>>678388791
You've reached maximum cock sucking potential. Threads over...
>>678385063
Yeah, well I'm still real broken up about you leaving me. So I'm omw to kill you, I'm close, you've got a 1 min head start.
>>678388791
>>678388791
>>678388142
rawl
>>678388142
rolling
>>678388142
come on dubs
>>678388791
"Hey I'm posting this shit online like a dumbass
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/678385063"
>>678388791
What an ugly gf
Wut nxt
>>678389088
winner
>>678388791
who is the land whale on the profil picture ?
>>678389088
o shit
>>678389088
>>678388791
Your gf is disgusting
>>678389179
Can't get over the memories of nailing a hambeast
>>678389388
duuuubbbsss
Just a funny pic I took of her
>>678389179
Kek, your gf is ugly af, but I like her
>>678389388
>>678389088
combine these two together
>>678389388
Must send op
>>678389357
Winnar
>>678389575
88s match up. Must do
>>678389618
>no
>>678389847
roll for this
>>678389847
>>678389966
dubs have spoken
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
What I am saying is that I will be upgrading to a five year old now, peace whale.
i just pushed out how ur making me feel right now
>>678390348
This
>>678385063
i like to dress up as Webby
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Webby suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
