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>>678009426
probably one of the funniest pictures I've seen on /b/
thanks OP
>>678009426
What caused down syndrome?
ok
>be me
>10 yo
>1999.webm
>alone at home
>babysitter.png
>playing chrono trigger
>babysitter sits by my side
>show tits to me
>"what ya think?"
>i laughed
>littlebone.gif
>she left the room laughing
>she was 18
>she is my girlfriend now
>fuck you guys
>>678009617
Olá, amiguinhos. Meu nome é Rodrigo. Eu sou brasileiro e descendo de negros de Angola.
Eu sou negro, mas acreditem, eu sou lindo. Os movimentos feministas ficam chupando minhas bolas, é demais.
Vocês são todos brancos capitalistas estúpidos.
>>678010677
fag
>>678009426
Bump this shit, bump this fucking shit
I like ladies when they're young...
>>678009426
I think I'm going to end up voting for Trump if Bernie doesn't make it to the general election. The more I hear people I don't like bashing trump, the more I like him...
BUMPIN
Oh yeah
>>678013062
Do ye laike vajinas?
>>678013367
Yies
>>678013400
kek
>>678013732
Fuck off
>>678009426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_MnChq-n3k
FAST!
>>678013660
Are you sure?
Prove Trump is not the best candidate. Cruz is a ratface Christian extremist closeted bisexual cuck, and Hillary is so deep in wall streets pockets that she gives free prostate massages. Bernie is great, but many people are too stupid to get past the word socialist.
So I say bring on the empire of the Donald.
>>678009426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-KfIU_0zsU
Check out this local documentary Mateys
>>678014267
>Donald Trump
>Empire
>Random thread
>4Chan
>Fuck you
Check my dubs, guys.
Isn't it kinda sad that we have to now start random threads on a board that's designated purpose is to be random. Stupid fucking loli and anime shit killed it all
>>678014076
HEY EVERYONE! SPOT THE BETA MALE
You're welcome.
>>678014505
Random in random... Confused
I rarely get a chance to post this.
>>678014693
>>678014795
My penes is bige. Can you halp me?
>>678013732
Fuck off Randypoo!
>>678014953
Cut it off
>>678014505
Just let him put the tip in.
>be me
>25 yo
>negro
>gay
>in 4chan
MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU MOSHI MOSHI DESU DESU
What's inside? Roll trips and find out.
>>678014953
no but berhabs u gan halp me
>>678015096
I neeed it to fock gerls
my betch is woiting mo penes in hose
nieeed neo penes-smalla bot nut so small
>>678011164
Cool story bro
When you're a drag queen that wants to make America great again.
>>678015350
hou con i halp ye?
>>678015513
Half?
>>678015625
is dis trump?
>>678015347
Fuck it, I'll roll.
>>678014975
>designated shitting streets
benis
>>678015654
you can help me paint my house, I'm scared of heights and can't get on the ladder
>>678015682
yes - plese neo penes
mo penes es abut to kel mo waife
Tesr
>>678015347
Loliz
>>678015896
the guy's a hero
This kid can't be messed with
https://youtu.be/EiXeBEZX-8Y
>>678015347
rolling
>>678014888
checked
you can now proceed to delete that picture
>>678015932
i cen nut do des
im dumb-anon
moybe i jest sock yer dike
>>678009426
>>678015766
Based on the multiverse theory, we are all Trump in at least one of the infinite other realities.
r8 my benis fam.
>>678015347
trips got
>>678015344
Moshi moshi mothafucka
>>678016230
that works too
>>678014448
hmm
>>678016343
can we have sex?
alright
get thread
>>678016408
sea slug/10
>>678016408
wots dis?
>>678016484
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>678015347
Damn /b/ no trips yet? Time to step it up
>>678016408
you merely twisted it
>>678016408
Looks like leech
>>678016568
oh ye-oh ye
yer dikes so bige-anon
yer coke es fantastike
nau foke me-foke mo enus
plse fuke hearde
im ye bitche
>>678016675
No
>>678017190
>Current year, people still watching that shit-tier show.
>>678016745
Yeah that time millions of Americans were fooled again by their government into thinking it was necessary to drop 2 different type of bombs, killing civilians and Alliance and Korean slaves/POWs along with them.
Because an invasion would have killed more people.
And Americans still believe it, like they also believe that Japan attacked Pearl Harbor out of the blue.
Those crazy Americans.
>>678017159
>>678016816
k
>>678017008
I twisted it around my balls. Pretty, right?
>>678017638
But like you said, an invasion would have killed more. A lot more. On both sides.
What the US government did to this Veteran who was only protecting his country, is shocking.
Don't trust the US government, they kill soldiers of valor.
Remember Tim, he didn't deserve what he got.
Mfw every day
>>678018630
who are you? where you live? whats your opinion about bananas?
>>678018425
Nope, it wouldn't, they had no idea of knowing if it would...
Somehow they think they know that every Japanese soldier, boat and plane would be there?
Of course not.
They even sent in the CDC to monitor and record the effects of radiation on humans, because that is why they wanted to go to war against the Japanese as they couldn't test nukes on Americans could they.
The CDC took bodies and removed organs, and filled them up with sawdust, thinking families wouldn't know as most Japanese are cremated.
Eventually the sawdust ran out as no trees in a highly irradiated area, so they just kept the organs and the bodies.
Thats the documented proof out there that the US doesn't give a shit about using weapons of mass destruction and lie about it.
Remember the excuse they used for Agent Orange usage on the Vietnamese civilians that still causes brith defects today?
We are truly fucked
>>678009426
Do you have the original of that?
>>678019522
sverigebög funnen
>be me
>15
>horny as fuck
>watch some porn
>get boner
>feel a shit coming
>go to bathroom
>begin to shit
>boner pointing straight up
>feel piss coming
>ohfuck.jpeg
>piss like a fountain
>covered in pee
>fap anyway
now i ask girls to pee on me before sex
We miss you m8
r̡̢̨̢̡̨̛̛̛̳̦̙͎̟̹̭̱͖̯̬̟̪̙̞̻͎͖̙̘͔͈̰͍͔̹̤͚͈̥͙̜̜̲̦̣̫̳̣̺̞͍͔̩̯̫͉͈͉͕̼͚͕͉̖̲̦̳̙̟͓̦̭̫̣̠̯͉̜̰͔͚̤̳̥̥͍͉̣̯̰͙̝̩͙͛́̓̎̓̈́̉̀͊̑͐̆́̒̀̅͆͋̋̈͂̀̍̈̋̓͑̽̈́̈̅̓̋̍̂̑̀͑̊͌̅̆̀͑̍̌͑͂́̅̀͌́̾̇̀̈̊͑̒̈͆͐͂̉̔̈́͛̊̎̏͆̓̋͑̽̈̈́͘͘̚̚͘̚͘͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅa̧̨̧̡̢̡̧̧̡̧̧̛̦̥̝͈̦̱͎̮̤͎̱̠̟̳̮̰̬̲̜̯̥̲͙̱͖͚̰̰͙͚̫͈͖̩̳͉͙̹̩͉̩̺̥͓̦̟̖͈̞̥̺̹̰͎̟̼̦̫͚̬̟͇̼̝̼̯͉̮͙̙͕̩̤͚̭̦̘̥͔̟̱͔̞̙̓̊̒̄͒̒̓̇̋̏̈̈́͌̽̎̑̔͋̒̂̋͆̀̐̐̈̈́͛̑̑̀͒̓͂̓̈́͌́͋̽́͛̑̈́̓͊͋̅̉̉̄̏̋̆̐̌́̈͛͒͗̓͛̎̅̀́͐͗̾͑̑̀̍̌̑̒̇̈̊̍̑̀͑̽̌̽̆̕̚̕̕͠͝͠͝͠͠͝ͅn̨̧̨̢̛̮̼̬̞̙͕̘͉̠͇͓̮͖̩̺͔̲͚͍̘̖̘͍͓̭̫̝̪̥̟͖̠̼͎̰̩̖̅͆͌̓͌́̓̄͒̋̀̏͋̌͋̀̿͛̄̈́̂͒̀̐͛̏͒͊̇͛̈́̈́̋̐͛̾͛̏̓͛̐̀̿̈̒́̒̽̓̾̎́͒̔̈́̎͒̆̾̄̐̋͗̅̍͗̀͊̐̃̃̍̾͌͒̓̍̇̓̇̄̉̃͘̚̚͘̚͘̕͘͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠d̡̡̡̛̟̩̞͚͖̗̻̜̣̼͓̠̻͙͎͇͍̰̻̲̦̟͍̠̙̼̱̹͓̟̟̠͚͇̣̖̞̣̾͐̋͛̆̓͋̓̂̈́͐̏́̋̏̎̂̏̀̈̔͒́͗̄͊͂̈́̇̅̅̈͒̽͒̀͌͆̈́̈́̇́́͐͌͛̓̀͗́̓̒̍͑̓̊̈́̓̇̈́̓̇̃̃͛̈́̌̒̀̋̾̌̀͑̉͆̒̑̈̈́̊̍͂̒̋̑̕̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ŏ̰͔̠̞͎͈̱͖̄̅̏̀͆͐̀̐͆̓͗͑́̈̀͊̿̿̑̒̆͛̽͐̿͑̎̂̈́̂̊́̂͛̿̉̿̏̔̌̐̎̓̏̌̌͒̆̓͑̐́͌̑̄̍͂͂̓̅͑̎̇́͌͂͌̅̂̍͒̏͂̌͐͑́͋̈̍̀͂͋͋̉́̀̀͘̚̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͝͠m̧̨̧̧̡̛̛̛̛̞̝̺̘̗̰͉̰̫͓̖̺̮̻̻̻̮͇̻͓̤͎̥͎̠̤͍͕̲̖̘͚̙͍̳̳̟͔̲̪͇͖̣̙͚̞̳̰̪̥͖̫̺̖̗͍̩̰̦̪̥̤̬̠̗̦̼̟̦̳̱͍͓̝͕̬̼̜̝͈̜̹̞̞̠̖̘͓͉͔̭̋̄̈́̓̒̀̇́̔̒͌͆̊͒̐̒̉̿͛́͗̋̂̉́̾̈́͌́͊̈́̑̎͛͗̾̊̔͐̈͗͛̏̌̂͊͆̄͒̃͗͐̊̆̆͊͗̇̍̐̅̾̃̍͑̌̌͗̍́͐̂͛̂͑̒̔̏̀̄͐̎͌̔́̌̚̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅ
i heard about that pic of a banana, can someone share it witj me?
>>678019767
Zalgo is old now, try something different like...
I dunno...
>>678019646
WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY does it take me 2 hours to piss after smoking heroin, what the fuck can i do to make it possible to piss again, and is my bladder gonna explode if i have a glass of water? haven't been able to piss all day and i'm thirsty as fuck but too scared to drink
4chan my chin blackheads hurt what should I do
>>678019880
>>678020007
>>678020252
Stop being a faggot and deal with it
>>678019880
is the big one bardem and little one that american actor that looks like him? kek
>>678019727
How about you pee on them first.
Hold them down by the neck, pee over their face then fuck their throat til they vomit
>>678020277
Bananas is old now, try something different like...
I dunno...
>>678020485
it's the opposite, douchebag
I need more like this please help is it wrong to fap to this?
>>678017638
jews did it because Japan are Honorary Aryans.
>>678014975
Wtf Slovenia?
>>678020613
that sounds good, I want to do that to you. what's your address? I just filled up the gas tank, I can be over there in a bit
>>678020162
Sit down to pee, it takes awhile.
>>678019228
Of course we studied the effects. It would be foolish not to. That doesn't change the reason we did it.
>>678013732
Fuck off, Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger.
>>678021874
i've been laying in bed with a jug under my dick for something like 4 hours, not even kidding. i'm dying here
>>678018640
Thanks, Lori.
>>678020162
Most opiates and opioids does that to me, especially heroin and buprenorphine. It's a fucking hassle. What helps me is to get in the shower or hold it under a sink and let warm water run over the dick. The heat helps.
>>678015347
gimme dat porn
Gjør hva jeg vil, sier hva jeg vil for jeg er fackings vill
des es mi im noice boi-mo naimes johnny-i just wont sox wif girls
im nut goy-but il sock ye dike if ye pei mi
>>678022492
alright thanks man. fucking wasted like 4 hours of this delicious, cosey high because i've been concentrating entirely on trying to piss. will try a shower
>>678017238
wai nut?
>>678021685
Slovakia you fatfuck
>>678022869
Also, nodding in the shower is fucking marvelous, although I doubt you'll do much nodding 4 hours in to the high.
Anyway, good luck, friend.
>>678009426
my girl keeps cheating on me but I can't get proof
I'm leaving her after she buys me stuff
>>678023987
>>678023987
what kind of stuff?
>>678019522
I want to hug him and tell him everything will be ok.
Hola soy Maxi, soy un paraguayo... Aqui todos son negros, sin embargo, yo soy blanco...
>>678022991
>>678013400
topkek
Can someone help me? I want to find this guy, is so hot
>>678011264
sauce?
>>678026616
no idea mate
OC
>>678015347
lol look at my trips
>>678027320
I see no trips
>>678009426
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
fuck you OP I posted this pic like 2 days ago u faggot shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j07PHm18CI
>>678020041
oh shit, he noticed
>>678011164
http://rs132.pbsrc.com/albums/q32/tmb2006_01/00-7.gif~c200
go back to ur cage
>>678027871
>MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
