A Gorhina is attacking /b/. It has 1000 health.
Dubs = 50 damage
Trips = 200 damage
Quads = 500 damage
Quints = Instant Kill
/b/ has 500 hp left
Singles reflect off of Gorhina and do 10 damage to us
All dubs, trips, whatever, hurt us instead of they are composed of 3's.
Here comes singles
>>678004435
This nigga dead with the power of my quints.
Here, take 200 off that motherfucker.
>>678004435
die nigger centaur
>>678004435
True story.
A few weeks ago, I was hiking to these hot springs called Fifth Water.
The trail is snowed over, so you can't drive to it. It's like a 3 mile hike. I usually go there because it's secluded and chicks go nude there sometimes.
Anyway, I was hiking and hiking, and then finally I thought, "What if I see a bear?"
It was dark as fuck, and finally, I see this HUGE shape walking on all fours in the dark. I can see 2 eyes and 4 legs. It's as tall as a person almost. Immediately, I conclude it's a Grizzly bear. I start walking backwards in the dark. I freak out.
So I turn on my cell phone flash light and raise it above my head as high as I can towards the creature while I'm running away from it. I make low grunting noises to make it think that I'm bigger than I actually am.
I run for literally a mile or so. I had never been so scared in my entire life.
Wanna hear the rest of the story?
>>678004435
die
Allow me, gents.
>>678005110
shieeettt
get rekt gorhina
>>678005110
Depends, did you find the nude chicks?
>>678005222
Nice work, friend.
>>678005199
>>678005222
yeah mutherfucker
>>678004435
Rolling for
>>678005333
pew pew pew
>>678005332
Unlucky, mang.
>>678005222
Gefukt
kill it
die nigger
Destroy the horrible beast
5555
>>678005332
Shit guys it's a Gorhina spy. Good thing he was off by one
>>678005110
Dude. U go there with hopes of seeing nude chick.
Although u do mention that it is not only snowy but also dark.
>>678005550
FUCK
rolling for massive damage
>>678005520
As of this post
Gorhina 750 HP
/b/ 320 HP
Kill it with fire
kill the nigger monster
>>678005222
nice
>>678005777
Nice trips
tj kirk
Take this!
Reminds me of Tax master and Giga Nigga
Fuck those threads. Roll!
Things nearly halfway dead but thing is we're almost dead /b/.
hittt
>>678005777
550/250
>>678005777
die
Roll for the 000
fuck i hate myself, all of you suck a penis and you are a dumb
Just some more trips for you.
ATTACK!
6666 is coming up guys, concentrate.
>>678005222
>>678005777
i want a fucking medal
you can run but you can't hide forever
Drop that 6666
Who's keeping score?
I will contribute
Time to shine and save /b/
>>678004435
This is how you kill a rhinilla
>>678006199
500/90
Hes over half ded!
>>678006366
Not bad...
We need a miracle!
>>678004435
If i actually get quints
6666 get
god i thought you fucks would be able to handle this by yourselves. luckily im here to help
Get?
QUINTS
Only quads can save us now
Any moment...
Cmon Get!
god i thought you fucks would be able to handle this by yourselves. luckily i'm here to help
>>678004435
fire in the hole
Help the Ghrino
6666
/b/ has died!
Good thing we had a 1-UP mushroom and recovered full health. Last chance.
Time to end this
777
Hi I'm big dick playa
kill it
GIGA NIGGA STRIKE
>>678006607
I actually got dubs.
888
>>678004435
lets do the math.
probability of dubs 1/10
probability of trips 1/100
probability of quads 1/1000
probability of singles is .888888888...
let's face it this thread won't live long enough to see quads.
Average outcome would then be -8.88...+50/10+200/100
-1.8888
you faggots will die within 275 posts
die
888 get
Praying to chin chin
Are we dead now?
Kah..meh......haaaaah....meeeeeeeeeh....
rub a dub dubs
Saving /b/ one trip at a time.
Hold my memes, I'm going in.
druvels
rollling
FIRE!
>>678006887
nooo
Mr. Poopy Butthole
>>678005616
Yeah.
I don't go there in hopes of just seeing the nude chick, but also in hopes of groping/fucking them.
Also, when I get there, I use a flashlight to get situated and sit down or get in the water.
I've gotten laid 4 times by simply groping chicks at hot springs.
And I've groped countless chicks who liked it too.
>>678004435
DIE FAT AMERICAN!
Triple tech
>>678007066
checked
also FIRE
>>678004435
did i hit?
222 get
Triple techz
>>678004435
Anon uses a fire spell
>>678007244
You have contributed to some degree
we win?
>>678005110
Holy shit, that's the most intolerant thing I ever read. I bet you cross the street just to avoid African American youths, too.
This is Lucille
Watch me one shot this mf
Anon casts the spell of a thousand strapons
ok it's over bring gas
ch... check... check em
Am I doing it right?
Triforce
fuck off ya monkey faced cunt
fire lazer beams
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If quads I will post cheese pizza
>>678007776
holy shit
7777
死ね！
FUCK YOU FOUR-LEGGED NIGGER
>>678004435
how much life does /b/ have?
>>678004435
one shot guys. like a bawss
>>678004435
Don't worry guys, I got this!
>>678007776
>7776
>yfw
888 :c
die die die
ONE MORE DUBS GUYS
IM GOING IN
>>678007776
>>678005556
speaking of off by one....
>>678007869
About minus 200
HE DED 1 lyk = 1 pray
Next post is dubs.
kill yourself gorilla
Kill
>>678007999
You killed it!
>>678004435
You're going down you abomination! CHECK'EM
>>678007065
yeah cause all chick likes men creeping up on them in the dark, with flash lights and sucks them like a porn star.
zzz
>>678008015
220 now
>>678007999
WOOT! i got trips:p DIE BITCH NIGGER
die already tyron
>>678008111
stay back, guys
>>678008111
that hit was unnecesary
*unzips dick
>>678004435
ANON APPEARS
ANON USES NOSCOPE
single boyz
:)
GUYS HE'S FUCKING DEAD, LET THE POOR BASTARD DIE IN PEACE
>>678006880
500 life singles =-10 life
50 singles =dead 275-50= 225
50 singles and 225 non singles?
quinty quinty
asian squinty
>>678008209
how can you make poop like that?
the shape, the mass, everything it's perfect.
what should i hate to take a crap like that?
>>678004435
roll
quint...?
>>678007302
Anon is confused it hurt itself
y0
>>678008533
fuck you, dude
>>678008407
Let's keep killing it
are we dead?
>>678007999
I get on /b/ and we're killing gorhinas.
>now where is that giganigga....
quint
i got this
our heros
4 in a row
>>678008832
right here apparently.
>>678008711
>>678004435
FUCK YOU GORHINA
>>678004435
roll
get fucked nigger
uh
>>678010411
>>678010811
stfu oliver your gay
i pick pockets
quints
>>678004435
Hit!!
>>678011222
Stop, you're just mashing a corpse now!
>>678011364
But it's fun
your time has come, monkey.
One shot, one kill
kill it with fire!
One flipper ROLL!
I hope this will kill him
>>678004435
Dubs for 50
>>678013066
Nice
Gohrina get rekt
Nothing is too much for the zodiac killer
die nigger
