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>I'm 16 >used to be close to my younger sister >I

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>I'm 16
>used to be close to my younger sister
>I protected her from my brothers and older sister a lot
>They were violent as fuck
>Grew apart from her sometime in middle school
>siblings calmed down a lot when they realized not every person was their parents
>I stopped needing to protect her because now a lot of people were fucking up my other siblings because they thought they could get away with anything
>surprise, fuckers!
>I didn't even gloat that I told them so
>just basked in the glory of their injuries
>Anyway
>I enter HS, having mostly blocked memories of my horrifying childhood
>Things are great
>Plenty of friends
>grades are excellent
>AP teachers telling me how well I'm going to do in college
>Basically all of my time is spent hanging with friends or studying
>Little sis starts dressing all black
>I'm pretty sure her entire wardrobe came from HotTopic
>I was secretly an edgemaster, so she was suddenly my adorable little sister again
>I don't really enjoy vidya, but she loves that shit
>I decide to buy a PS3
>Tell her about it, tell her not to tell shitlord siblings
>She is really excited, and wants to go with me
>I tell her no, Tell her I'm going to bring it to a friend's house to play with them
>She is really upset about this, but lets it go because potential vidya
>I go to buy the ps3 and get some multiplayer games, I don't remember what they were, I still don't game much and games never left a real impression on me
>Get home with ps3
>sis super excited because I'm home with games
>tell her I was kidding about taking to friends home, I have a reputation to uphold, and that reputation disincludes any gaming
>tell her I just wanted to hang out with her and play some games
>She literally SQUEEEEEs and hugs me
>So fucking glad no other people in home
>Tell her that I really only bought it because I wanted to hang out with her again
>She says it is really sweet of me.
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>>677567678
k
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>>677567678
Cont.
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>>677567678
Continue please
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>>677567678
Forgot to put incest thread in OP, fuck

>She asks if playstation is hers because she knows I don't like games
>I respond no, it is mine. you couldn't keep shitblings away from it anyway
>she agrees this is true
>She asks when im going to set it up so we can play, and what games i got
>I really don't fucking remember what games i got and now its bugging me
>I just asked the sales person for the most popular games, and ones that could be played with others
>I know there was a zombie one, and a call of duty. Fuck if i can remember which ones, or what other games I got
>I got some single player games too, again no idea what games they were
>give her the bag with the games in it and tell her to tell me what she thinks of them
>I do remember that I bought a couple of shit games, according to her
>She gets really excited about others
>I guess I did fairly well considering i was game illiterate, and still am mostly
>Set up the game on my newish tv that I got for my bday
>actually, this was a large part of my reasonng at the time
>ps3 has bluray player, i have 1080 tv
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>>677567678
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come on nigger
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>>677569495

>I set up the game while she excitedly hovers around me, talking excitedly about how much fun were going to have
>finally it's set up and ready to go
>I get in my 'movie chair'
>sis pulls beanbag right next to me and plops down
>she had picked out one of the games, it was some kind of fighting game
>we play some fights and she asks why I stopped hanging around her
>I tell her that I stopped needing to protect her so much when shitblings got beat up a lot
>they basically stopped fucking around so much
>She asks if i never really liked her, was i only protecting her because she wasn't a 'fighter'
>I say of course not, i just thought she didn't need protection anymore, and I had been taking advanced classes and making a lot of friends that were monopolizing my time
>she asks if i mean like the game
>i explain to her what a monopoly is
>hnnng i love teaching, she is smart and understands my explanation, more hearts from me
>I can't believe I almost forgot about my adorable little sister
>Maybe I can have a nice relationship with one of my siblings!
>she says she understands my situation, but still acts pouty for a bit while we continue to fight
>we played that game for probably 6 hours without much conversation besides what i already said and general shittalk and strategy
>parents are home and dinner is done, afterwards it's bedtime
>parents always worked late so dinner was usually 9 or 10 pm

keep this shit bumped so i can cunt
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Underage newfag mods gonna get you
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When will they learn? You need to have this shit prewritten OP.
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>>677567678
>I'm pretty sure her entire wardrobe came from HotTopic
>hot topic
column is that you?
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Want to see where this is going.
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Bumpin for moar.
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>>677571726
it is written in the OP manual "how to be a fagott" that you should never pre type stories
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Gotta boomp
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>>677567678
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Recently started sexting my sister too lazy to type out though
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>>677572856
Dun diddley
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>>677572856
post screenshots dummy
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>>677573006
There's this thing called Snapchat where I was too fucking stupid and didnt take screenshots
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Bumping for OP don't let me down!
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>>677571251

>saturday is here and parents out with friends as usual
>little sis jumps in my bed talking about vidya
>i tell her to fuck off, i'm sleeping
>she is moving around a lot and wont shut up, basically just trying to wake me up
>grap her and kind of bearhug her, tell her if she doesn't stop i wont let her play games
>Fall back asleep
>wake up about an hour or so later
>sis still in bear hug, she fell asleep too
>I really, really forgot how adorable she is
>I go to make some scrambled eggs
>thank god fat fucks not around, they would have taken all my eggs
>Go back to room with big plate of eggs, >decide to put in shooting game and try it out
>turns out im shit at cod (i think it was cod)
>sis wakes up, very fast too. She is extra excited that I'm playing the game
>I offer her the rest of my eggs
>I practice a bit more while she eats
>She tells me about multiplayer mode, and direct me to setting it up
>I do so
>she is finished with her eggs by now, and we start a thing
>we play that for a while, but I am getting bored
>I am not good with games, and the controller doesn't really fit in my hands
>tell sis that I'm a bit bored but she can continue with whatever
>She puts in a different game and starts playing while I grab a novel from my bookcase and get to reading
>sis makes smalltalk about her game, and occasional exclamations when she beat something or died or whatever
>fucking immersed in my book and making non committal responses to her
>time for me to use toilet, go to do so

>>677571881
No, but my sis was 12 when this started, and column's story actually inspired me to divulge this story, due to being so similar

>>677572303
Can confirm, I am OP, OP is a fag, and I've got to do things by the book here.
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>>677573793
op what should we call you if thread dies?
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Don't let it die pls
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>>677574074
>starlord
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Don't die on me dammit
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>>677574214
got it faglord right?
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>>677573793
Ilikewherethisisgoing.jpg
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Bumpity
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bumping your shit
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furiously bumping
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I <3 OP!
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bumpsturbating over here
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>>677573793
Bump for great wincest
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>>677573285
Got more pics though
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Bamp
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>>677567678
what's going on in this thread?
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>>677573793

>get back from toilet
>sis is in my chair
>my fucking 'movie chair'
>this chair was really comfortable
>I never let anybody use it
>fucking ever
>this bitch
>tell her to get up, nobody uses my chair
>she acts focused on game, tells me to sit somewhere else
>oh hell no sis, that's my chair, its my room, you're playing my game
>she starts to argue back but I'm not having her shit
>Pick her up and sit my self on my throne
>She huffs and says fine, be that way
>this little bitch
>she sits on my lap
>I almost get pissed
>but my cute little sis has a mushy enough ass, and a light enough weight that she isn't uncomfortable on my lap
>I'm a bit surprised at this realization, as she looks skinny enough to have a bony ass
>guess all that running she is doing is going to pay off for some guy someday
>Get back to reading my novel

>>677574074
Whatever you want, starlord is fine. I almost belair'd you guys, but decided against it due to the apparent support.
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bump for great justice
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Cont
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>>677575318
>belair'd

fucking spat my milk all over the place.
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>>677575318
faglord it is then
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Bump
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Ump
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Twitch

Damn just when I was about to sleep, there's two threads up. Continue the story, faglord.
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>>677575256
That's what i want to know too.

I skimmed over that op and couldn't make much sense of it


Also, whos vagina is that a couple posts up?
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>>677575318
Holy hell are incestuous little gamer sisters this common or just the world a tiny placer? So alike column's that it surprises it's not a ripoff
>not that my Boner complains
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bump
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faglord hurry up
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Type faster mate
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Bump for tree fiddy
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bormp
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bumpers
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floofy bump
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>>677575895
Correction, make that one thread, the other incest thread sucked.

P.S. I won't post anything from collection (png), it's just an example what I'll update to the Drive.

Also link to those whom don't have it.
https://drive google.com/folderview?id=0B32C0dU-sZYVc1ZaQ0FvZkI3cjQ&usp=sharing
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Continúa idiota qiiero dormir
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Should probably pre-type in the future, but bump none the less
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oh my porridge pie
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Have a kek.
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>>677576388
>>677576599

checked
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>>677576676
4 murica
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>>677575318
Damnit OP better not make us walk the dinosaur
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Op gonna cont?
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>>677575318
>sisters ass is very comfortable
>slowly start to rub up and down
>sister doesn't think anything of it
>my cock gets hard
>she notices and looks me dead in the soul
>ohfuckshitniggerdick.jpg
>she just stares for a minute
>then I notice my 12 year old 5'4'' sister is different
>she's actually a 40 foot tall loch ness monster
>she says, "Imma need about tree fiddy"
>Goddammit lock ness monster I aint givin you no tree fiddy!
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bumping fof faglord
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Boomp
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>>677576981
You didn't even make it a good or a funny one
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>>677576981
idk what i expected
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>>677576981
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>>677575318

>I'm not really paying attention to anything besides my novel
>sis has been moving more and more on my lap
>starting to get difficult to read my book, starting to get scared that she'll bash me when she moves too hard
>put one arm around her stomach and pull her close
>tell her if she bashes my with her head i'll kick her out
>she just nods
>She's settled down a bit, just resting her head on my shoulder and playing the game, while I rest my head on her shoulder and read
>she starts moving again
>just her butt tho
>oh no
>other things are happening
>things that I thought couldn't happen with sis on lap
>fuck, it's uncomfortable
>my hardening cock is kind of caught on my thighs and is incredibly uncomfortable
>reach down between our legs and start to adjust myself
>sis gasps and asks what I'm doing
>I didn't realize at the time, but I rubbed her crotch pretty good while I was adjusting myself
>Tell her I was just a bit uncomfortable, and needed to adjust myself
>she says okay, and goes back to her game
>I'm a bit concerned though, my cock is pressing against her now
>Just some cotton pajamas between us
>Somehow this discomfort is worse than my dick being squashed by my leg, and my cock skin being pulled by hardening while in that position
>even though it is worse I become diamonds as soon as I think of that small protection
>Now I want to hide it because there is no way she can't feel it
>only ways to hide it would call attention to it
>decide to just hope it goes away by itself and stops bothering me while I try to bond with my sister
>It doesn't

need to use restroom ill be back
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>>677576981
Kek
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>>677576981
Fuck off
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Twitch
>>677577205
Whoo, man dis gon be gud.
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>>677567678
Wait so what's the problem? There's nothing to this story but a happy ending. I don't like happy endings.
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Now this is pod racing
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>>677576981
I'm bored so I'm improving it
>sisters ass is very comfortable
>slowly start to rub up and down
>sister doesn't think anything of it
>my cock starts getting hard
>pretend I'm just reading my novel
>she turns around
>"anon what are you doing"
>"huh?! Nothing just reading"
>"why are you turned on right now?"
>"n-no reason"
>"well it doesn't matter. I'm kinda bored of this game"
>"play a different one"
>"actually I wanna buy one of my own. I'm gonna need about tree fiddy"
>now it's about this time I realize my sister is actually a prehistoric monster about he size of a 10-story building
>God damn Loch Ness monster ain't getting my tree fiddy
>he almost got me that time
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>>677577309
>>677576981
Yea I snorted pretty loud lol
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>>677577205
Fucking multitask you twat keep typing
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>>677577205
It's called shitposting for more reasons than 1...
Plus I just want to see the whole story
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>>677577205
Fucking faggot this better not end in a shitpost now that I've been waiting half of my fucking life
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Bůmp
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this is all I'll say
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Come on buddy
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>>677577205
Back
>Boner doesn't go away
>It's been two fucking hours and it's till hard
>Her ass feels great though and it's hard not to be hard when this ass is on your lap
>Finally parents come home and break the tension by yelling, "Dinners ready!"
>Sister squirms out of my lap in disgust
>I know she knows
>She knows I know she knows
>She might tell parents
>she quickly runs out and slams the door
>I open the door to run out after her but she's already told
>it's too late
>close the door
>Parents are yelling at this point
>dad starts trying to bust the door down
>It's not working
>only chance I see is to open the door and confront them
>hear sister crying
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>677578193
Chub tits? No thanks
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>>677578193
>>677578301
Ignore him, they're awesome.
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>>677578241
fuck u
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Twitch
>>677578241
Now you're just fuckin' with us, anon, plz stop.
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Op plz
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>>677578241
OP or not you're a faggot
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>>677578193
Disgusting
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>>677578193
No frisby nips thanks
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OP, I ain't saying "stop," but this sounds very familiar. I feel like I've read this before.
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>>677578301
Pussy is Pussy virgin dick
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>>677578535
Same
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>>677578404
No
They're not
These are good tits
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>>677578193
I'm surprised those nips don't have a gravitational pull
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>>677578668
Nigga U act like every female is perfect and U think your gonna get a female like that stop living in the fictional world of Harry Potter
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>>677578668
amen
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Todos son unos pendejos porque no saben español
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>I know she knows
>She knows I know she knows

TELL ME I AAINT JUST WASTE MY DAMN TIME READING THIS FIR THAT ENDING
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>>677578685
I agree (anon with nudies)
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>>677578685
Literally everything has a gravitational pull you uneducated faggot
>>677578781
If you can't get a hot bitch you're a faggot
And considering you're white as snow, say nigga, and post on 4chan like you're on Twitter, you're probably not gonna get a hot bitch or any bitch really
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>>677578830
Killos yourselfos
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Its getting hard to keep this erection going.
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>>677578455
Ur gross
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>>677578404
Thanks man
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>>677578995
Mines already gone I'm gonna go get some nudies
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>>677578404
Error
White knight not found
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I already cum hahahah
I was máster Bates. Now. Máster of silence.
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>>677578668
No, these are tits.
>>677578830
At least I don't live in a crusty shack.
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>>677578995
Hope this wets you're whistle
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>>677579138
Don't be an easterfag.
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Anyone screencapping?
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>>677575178
i like where this is going
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>>677578781
>implying this is real life
This is 4chan motherfucker
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I go to sleep
Fuck you all
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>>677578969
Are you fucking stupid? If everything had a gravitational pull the universe would be one big black hole, and not the same as your mothers. Now go back to school you filthy nigger.
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>>677579210
That it does.

OP NEEDS To DELIVER. NAOW
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>677579326
Yes.
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>>677579326
See >>677579430
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>>677579139
Are you Dana Carvey?
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>>677579430
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>>677579366
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You're retarded...
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>>677579430
This newfag...
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Fuck op let's make are own story
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>>677579366
but... everything DOES have gravitational pull.
this is why we theorize about dark energy, because the universe is still expanding, and we need to know why it is, and gravity is not acting like friction to grind the expansion to a halt. so we assume something out there is acting as a repulsive force that counters gravity.
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>>677579366
Lol you fucking autist you actually don't understand how gravity works and you're telling me to go back to school
Take a basic physics class
The force of gravitation F = G (m1)(m2)/(r^2)
All the 12 year olds think they're so smart and that they know everything
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That was a good one OP. anyone actually have an incest story where they got caught? That shit sounds quite interesting
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>>677579366
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>>677579366
Everything does have a gravitational pole. Its like how all color is is light bouncing off an object and the absorbing all the colors in the spectrum except the color you see. So light gets absorbed by a leaf except the green spectrum of light which is bounced off the leaf and then percieved by us as the color green
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>>677579366
Putting it simply everything does have a gravitational pull but it's too minuscule to notice. Learn your shit before you speak dumbass
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>>677578969
U turd muffin Lol fuckkkk offff I'm not white U artificial semen shooter and hell yeah I can pull a way hotter female let's see U do better bruh show me some nudes
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>>677579930
Tits don't
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>>677579671
>i was sitting in my room
>my sister walked in
>i fucked my dog
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>>677579366
Literally most autistic fag on /b/
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nothing beats a good ol' incest story
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>>677579745
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Fucking KEKING HARD OVER YOUR GUYS ARGUEMENT!!!!
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>>677579671
That pussy looks burnt, the fuck
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>>677578830
We'll build an internet wall too, just you see chiclet peddler
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>>677579804
You're telling me to go back to school but you're putting letters in a math equation you fucking retard
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bumping for op to come back.
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>>677580324
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Omg you're fucking dumb... I mean f^ggot
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>>677580324
There's no fucking way this guy is serious.
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>>677580324
Troll detected
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>>677580324
Mmmm rub that small dick in my face
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>>677580313
Thats cuz its dead homie
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>>677580324
Can't fix stupid

Shit, op is taking forever.
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>>677577205
I'm going to post a thing so you guys know it's me. If trolls don't have the stamp it's not me.

>Boner doesn't want to go away
>sis moving around only making situation worse
>hold her tighter while pretending to read
>after probably 15 minutes of her moving around on my lap and rubbing all over my dick I cum
>really hard
>My whole body tenses up when I start to shoot
>practically squeeze the life out og my sis
>she makes a grunt sound
>When I relax she asks me what happened, did she make me angry, or hurt me
>I say no just get up, I need to use the restroom
>Go to restroom to clean myself
>thankfully no cum got on my pajamas
>Put boxers in laundry room and head back to my room

computer decided to become molasses when I went to scrub image. sorry for delay. Blame trolls for requiring that I identify myself. If future posts dont have the candle then it's not me.
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I almost don't don't want to screencap this story...
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>>677578241
Do was this the ending or did OP abandon us?
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>>677579958
I'm not posting my girlfriends nudes for some faggot
But here's a normal pic
I'm 18 and she's 15 btw
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Twitch
>>677580798
Nevermind, maybe I should.
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>>677580863
Lmfao U can only get youngins
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>>677580863
Modssssss!!!!
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>>677580863
Knew you we're a faggot
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>>677580993
Half of /b/ wants youngins you faggot
We're both in highschool so I'm not a sex offender yet
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>>677580863
Get that nasty pedo shit outta here
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cmon m8 moar
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>>677580918
Too l8 m8
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>>677580863
She's Fucking ugly great taste mate
>15?
>B&
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>>677580918
>my sister is still sitting on my lap
>my dick begin to slowly get harder
>im getting very anxious and uncomfortable because I want to have a relationship with my sister
>she gets excited over the game and her ass rubs back and forth on on dick
>were both wearing sweatpants
>i decide to stop resisting because she has to feel it at this point
>she moves again and this time she definitely felt it
>she looks at me and asks what's that?
>i say im sorry and ask if she would get off my lap, i didn't mean for that to happen and i cant help it
> she smiles and goes back to her game.
>wtf im confused
>She asks if we could spend more time together
>i choke out the words*of course
>she smiles and slides her hand up my leg
>i ask what shes doing?
> she shrugs and smiles continuing to rub my leg
>im rock solid at this point
>she slowly slides her hand down my sweatpants
>i feel her cold finger wrap around my cock
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>>677581179
Lol that's okay if U saved it
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>>677581026
>>677581057
>>677581108
>posts pics of a fully clothed girl that is in no way sexually depicted
>people call for mods
Fucking hell /b/ is dead
There was a time when you would've begged for nudes
Faggots
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>>677581107
Kek but U will be nigger boy
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>>677581201
I posted that but thought op came back. Should i continue? My first time writing this
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>>677581271
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>>677581271
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
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>>677581319
>nigger
Fight me irl bruh I'm fucking jacked I'm so tired of this racist bullshit
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Twitch
>>677581326
Fuck it, why not.
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>>677581271
Fucking spastic.

>durr muh sicreet clab
>hurr bee was so edgy back in 1890
>durr been here since a whole month
>hurr muh so kewl
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>>677581201
Of all the things that have never happened , this definitely has never happened the most
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>>677581471
>wants to fight
Obvious nigger fag lord go take your dick out of your ass tough guy
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>>677581471
we will lynch you you fucking nigger. white race forever
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>>677581271
Hey fuck you man that hurt my feelings
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>>677581489
I'm not joking
I came in 2012
People would literally beg for CP and then freak the fuck out after it was posted
Not before
Bc we just wanted to see if somebody would actually do it
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>>677581471
I'm half black I say what I want
Besides its /B/itch relax faggot
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>>677580798
Not sure how this thread got so derailed but some of us are still very interested OP
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>>677581647
A lot of people came in 2012
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>>677581471
Where do U live Pussy
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>>677581647
Youve obviously not been around 2012. /b/ has been the same lame shithole back then. Those edgy beesokewl pics you find around here give you a distorted view newfriend.
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>>677581769
It was my idea to post a nude and randomly start arguing with people
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OP don't leave us pls
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All of you are fucking retarded let op finish don't hijack this shit. I want to see where it's going
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>>677581891
Ops dead bro (my fault)
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I want to know what happened .-.
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>>677581836
I was here when heaven wasn't a forgotten meme, dubs weren't possible except for 00, and spooky threads on /b/ weren't immediately shit all over/ignored
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OP COME BACK... YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
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>>677581958
rip
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OP come back please!
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>>677582004
>heaven
>meme
>spooky threads

Not gonna bother responding to this bait.
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It was getting good too
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>>677567678
Well guys since it was my idea to screw with everyone here and fuck up the thread I say thee fair well white people
#voting For Hilary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
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Tripa
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>>677582167
Also I was on /x/ and in the thread when some faggot said palm frawms and Palm frawms became a meme for a while
If you don't believe me or remember this you're clearly the newfag
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Twitch
Despite this being a thread I very much expected having a successful incest story and whatnot, I enjoyed the derailment.
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Starlord pls
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>>677582167
You just did
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You nigger!! Stupid niggers!!
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RIP thread 3:04 AM 4/4/2016
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>>677581779
Wonder what Bastet's up to these days. I hope she didn't get fat and ugly like Vicky.
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Seriously did op an hero or something stop being a faggot and control your shit. Someone take over in the meantime
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Twitch
>>677582768
Alright, I'll take over in the mean time w/ images and stories.
See >>677576498

This is one of those times where I question myself on keeping the thread alive.
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>>677582768
Need more bumps
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>>677583137
abides
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Come on OP
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Bamp
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>>677576407
Slugbox is a dick with shit art, but hot damn does he know how sexy works for some reason.
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cmon, op, post the rest
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>>677580798

>go back to my room
>sis is sitting in bean bag
>I sit in my chair and decide to pretend that didn't just happen and go back to my book
>sis still playing game, doesn't say anything about my behavior
>Thank god, those kinds of things shouldn't happen
>I have a gf that does those things for me
>I'll just pretend nothing happened
>It was some kind of fucked up coincidence
>fuck.
>I can't focus on my book anymore
>Maybe some interactivity will help take my mind off shit
>Tell sis I want to play agian
>she tells me I'm shit at this game, but maybe the zombie one will be easier for me
>start to play coop on the zombie game
>She probably didn't notice my orgasm
>I hope the fuck not anyway
>we play the zombie game for a few hours until parents get home with some lunch/dinner
>after we eat parents are back out to hang with friends
>sis wants to play fighting game again
>we play that until I get bored
>I decide to put on a movie
>pretty much forgot about jizzing from my sister on my lap
>Put in some action type movie, don't really remember which one
>put my chair into 'movie position'
>so comfy was that chair
>sis complains for a bit about not being able to play games
>I just want to watch the movie on my new system so I tell her to just shut her mouth and enjoy the movie
>she quiets down after a bit
>about halfway through the movie
>sis says to me 'candle, i was really comfortable on your lap, is it okay to sit there again?'
>I suddenly remember my intense orgasm
>oh hell no, im trying to watch this movie in peace
>sis says 'i wont move around, I promise. The bean bag isn't very comfortable for movies'
>I don't remember the entire argument, but eventually I acquiesced to her, and she got on my lap
>She was sitting sort of sideways this time, no less comfortable than last time
>she snuggles into me and continues watching the movie
>she says 'thanks for hanging out with me candle, I really missed being with you'
>My fucking heart melted
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>>677583616
I'll cunt the story. Sorry about taking so long. This was a fairly intense experience for me, overall. If necessary I will type more over the course of the day and do a big dump. I'd rather just type as I go.
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Threads gonna prune soon. Hurry up OP. Someone make a new thread
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>>677583616
Continue here if need be

>>677568102
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Le bump
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>>677583616
Is your name actually candle?
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Boomp
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>>677584083
Yeah my fucking parents named me Candle.
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Bump
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bump biddly bumperino
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>>677581026
you are directly contributing to the cancer that is killing /b/
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>>677576259
Bump
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B u m p
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G u m b I n g
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>>677583616
Swear to god, if this is a Candlejack mem-
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Sticking my cock in
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Bump hurry op
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Fucking gay
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hurry up OP
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O p Plz h u r r y
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Op cum bak
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OP better learn the lesson: If you gonna greentext, better wright it down before posting
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bump, take this
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>>677585354
>wright
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U Fukin with us op
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Meow
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OP is kill
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Meow
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>>677585354
>Wright
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>>677585729
Bork
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>>677576498
*single tear rolls down cheek* thank you, i have never seen anything this beautiful
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>>677585629
>>677585729
Shut up, Jordan, I always liked Aleks better anyway.
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Christ OP, hurry your ass up
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>>677585858
Three sets of 58s, damn must be my lucky day, yesterday I got quad dubs.
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>>677585917
This, I need to jerk off.
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type faster, faglord
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Thread is gonna 404 soon. Make a new thread and continue the story from there OP
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>>677585858
Kill your self
Fucking 12 year old waist of sperm
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Someone save this, the waits killing my boner
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>>677585858
The creatures suck Go back to ur mom kid
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Cmon candle dont be such a fgt
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>>677584303
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>>677585800
>>677585543
oh shit, didn't check before posting
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>>677583892
Thanks to the trolls for keeping the thread alive, as well. a good conversation is always nice.

>I had forgotten how much she relied on me when we were younger
>I took the blame for shit our other siblings tried to put on her
>I beat them up when they would hit her
>I went too many times without food for her
>I got many beating from parents for her
>I didn't care
>She was light my light of hope in a dark, shitty world
>Literally in tears right now remembering all the shit that happened
>Sorry guys
>I'd probably be long dead by now if it weren't for her
>I learned way too early the world was a shitty place
>sis kept me from literally killing myself, just by being her own innocent, nice self
>And I almost forgot about her
>And now my cute little sis was in my lap, watching some movie with me
>no shit lords bothering us
>just a relaxing afternoon
>I don't know when exactly I fell asleep
>I was (and am right now) so caught up in emotion, I think I just exhausted myself
>When I woke up sis is asleep on my lap
>She's so adorable
>I just leave my arms around her and let myself wake up slowly
>eventually try to wake her up by rubbing her back and sides
>she's ticklish so this works pretty well
>as I go over her ribs she jerks
>She's still not awake so I decide to wake her with tickles
>she jerks around a few times before opening her eyes
>looks at me while still flailing about
>yells at me to stop it
>tell her that I just can't
>The evil hands have taken over
>They're going to tickle her into oblivion
>I continue to tickle her for a while, spouting nonsense bullshit while she tries to get me to stop
>she's managed to wriggle onto the floor at this point and we're practically wrestling eachother
>this goes on for quite a while, her trying to tickle me and wrestle herself away from me
>doesn't work because I'm not ticklish
>I eventually get tired of it and stop
>both just laying on my bedroom floor panting
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Say somthin candle
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Bumpario
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>>677586413

Candle here, new thread pls? Or if everybody is sleep I can take a nap and post moar later
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Bumping v2
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>>677586646
no timestamp

IS NOT CANDLE
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cont plzz
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>>677586646
Nah still here, would like to hear the rest
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>>677586646
post here
>>677568102
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>>677586646
Tl;dr read Plz I have to be going soon
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>>677586646
I'm here candle post pic proof nigrar
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