Well, /b/, I've decided to do it. My girlfriend left me for viable reasons, she has someone new too soon and I don't want to live as the worthless piece of shit I am. What's the quickest way to kill myself? I planned on downing a bunch of my sister's sleep meds and then chug bleach just to be sure. Any other quick, easy and available methods?
Cousin attempted to kill himself few years ago with Bleach+Draincleaner, he was in so much fuckin pain he couldn't hide it, had holes in his stomach needed surgery and was coughing red chunks for days. It's not gonna go well well for you m8
Do a flip out the window
>>677425201
You're pathetic if you're killing yourself over a girl. You're more than that. If you can shitpost on 4chan you're better off than a lot of other people. You can still change something you piece of shit.
>get helium canister from party store, usually they can be rented
>buy balloons with it to avoid suspicion
>get thick trash bag
>get surgical hose
>get sleeping pills
>take shitload of pills
>bag over head, sealed at neck
>run hose from canister to bag, open valve when super sleepy
>tow your body doesn't realise it's not breathing oxygen
>tfw you drift off to sleep and die within 1hr max
>>677425805
Despite my helium method rundown, agree with anon. Never do it because women faggot
How much of a fucking beta do you have to be to kill yourself over a girl?
Live successfully and have that be your revenge, but if you decided (wrongly) that there's no going back for you, then at least don't do bleach. It'll fuck up your insides and you'll die slowly and in horrible pain while regretting your decision.
>>677425201
Not sure OP, I've never killed myself before.
Quickest and most painless way I know of is gun to the temple and squeeze the trigger.
But don't do it over a bitch anon I tried it with pills in highschool parents found out, hospital, stomach pumped, regretted it
I got it OP, jump off a bridge.
Now hear me out, if you do, make sure it's heavily populated; you need an audience.
If you fall and die, no problem.
If you fall and live, tell people that someone told you to jump off the bridge.
If they ask who it was, tell them it was Jesus, and that you were being tested of faith in him.
Get sent to a mental institute so you can get the help you actually need.
>>677427562
This is how idiots try to do it, unless the gun is powerful enough all you are doing is blinding yourself.
>>677428198
A .40 will blow your brains out no problem.
>>677425201
> My girlfriend left me
Get a fucking grip anon.
You can't OD on sleeping pills bro, just wait 50-70 years then you will die
>>677428382
Better yet, put it in your mouth for an almost 100% chance of dying. Direct shot to the brain steam
>>677425201
Man the fuck up nigga
>>677429083
8m not a faggot like you that can deep throat shit as thick or thicker than a gun barrel. Go right above your ear and forward an inch or two and pull the trigger
>>677425201
I've been there anon, it's not worth it over some hoe. Girls come and go mate, you'll get another one, you still have a lot to look up for
