What's up /b/abbies. Want to go questing? I'm guinea
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What's up /b/abbies. Want to go questing? I'm guinea pigging you nerds for a more in depth run on /tg/.
Keep in mind, I can't trip so try and discern me from faggots being le ebin trololols XD
Vote by choosing a number, and bonus if you explain why you think that is the right choice.
Serious write ins are seriously considered.
Since we can't roll on this board, I will either roll irl myself (just trust my integrity), or figure out a way to use my last number as a 50/50 dice.
Also, tried to find some moody, descriptive pictures, but most of them are shit, so bear with it and use your imagination.
>>677351675
Oh and I pretyped the first few bits, but after that I'm going to have to type, so be patient. Right, let's roll:
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You wake up with a blinding headache. Something isn't right here. Your perspective seems wrong, and your body is aching tremendously.
Why is the world shaking?
As you come more to your wits, you realize you're hanging upside down. At least your hands are free.
What happened, why are you here? Where are you, for that matter?
As you look around, you can see you seem to be in some sort of crude basement, hanging from a wooden beam.
There's a fair amount of blood on the dirt floor beneath you, and to your right you see what could be a workbench with tools on it.
To your left there's a staircase. A closet of sorts seems to be beneath, but the poor lighting and your incredible headache is making it hard to focus.
The basement is lit by a torch on the wall by the staircase, and two candles on the workbench.
1) Try and reach the workbench, there might be something you can use
2) Stay still and listen. Are you alone?
3) Check yourself. Is that your blood beneath you?
4) Write in
>>677351675
i used to quest with a girl i fucked.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677351868
As an honest rogue, let's go with Option 2
>>677351868
Forgot to mention, for the first bit, I will wait say 5 minutes, after that when we get more players, I will pick the option with most choices when I feel like it, and start writing.
God's speed you beautiful bastards
>>677351868
I'm a bard. I go with option 1
>use my last number as a 50/50 dice
Even/odd
>>677352411
>>677353026
Rolling with my number. Odd = Workbench, Even = listen
> 1)Go to the workbench. There might be something you missed.
You try to curl up and see what's on the workbench. After agonizingly straining your muscles, you manage to see a large carving knife, a hacksaw, what looks like a lockpicking set
and some plyers. You start to swing to try and gain the momentum needed to reach the knife. Using every ounc of will and raw strength, you manage to just about grab the knife.
You drag yourself up and cut the rope you're suspended by. The world turns white for a brief moment after you hit the ground. The thump and your loud groan makes your heart race.
Were you heard? You sit up in a crouched position with the half rusted carving knife ready at hand.
>>677353510
1)Go to the workbench. There might be something you missed.
2)Check under the stairs. Didn't you see a closet of sorts?
3)Go up the stairs. There are many places you would like to be, and some sort of torture dungeon is not one of them.
4)Write in
5 minutes(ish) voting from now
>>677353613
Option 2. zero is considered an even number, by the way
>>677354259
I literally just realized that. My bad, rogue.
You decide to have a better look at the closet you spotted whilst hanging upside down.
As you approach, you can see it's not as much a closet as a cupboard of sorts. You try the doors on it, and as you find out it isn't locked, a pile of clothes and shoes spill out on the floor.
On closer inspection, nearly all of the clothes seem to be fairly small, child sized even.
A small leathershoe with bloodstains on, lands on your boot. You instictively kick it away, and look around
1) Search the pile of clothes. Who in Haer's name would keep this stuff lying around?
2) Go to the workbench. There might be something you missed.
3)Go up the stairs. You've had enough of this, time to get out!
4) Write in
>>677355050
Who is Haer? Option 3
>>677355539
Who indeed?
........
It's dusk or a moonlight night, hard to tell. The hut is small of size, and you can feel the night's breeze coming through the wooden beams.
A hearth is glowing with dying embers, and a kettle of sorts is suspended above. There's no furniture per say, except a wobbly table with what appears to be herbs and spices arranged on top.
A small bed of chicken(?) bones is lying in the far corner. You feel a chill crawl up your spine. You don't remember anything, but this feeling of unease is pure instinct.
The main door is to your left, only a few meters away.
1) Inspect the bones. Surely they aren't...
2) Inspect the fireplace. Somehow you know you understand fire well. Maybe you can figure out how long ago it was last tended?
3) Inspect the table. You don't think you know anything about herbal arts, but maybe there's something useful there.
4) Write in
>>677356494
>per say
kek it's "per se"
Option 2
Alright, seems a little dead here, but was worth a try. I made a twitter specifically for this shit, so players can pick up on my next threads when I have to call it a night.
@tgQMbio
Next thread will be on /tg/, so if you lurked and liked it, that's where I'll update on next runs.
Also the main run on /tg/ will be the same start at this.
>>677357215
cheers bro, and thanks for playing, man
