Interesting sex stories
I'll go first since it happened to my this friday
> Be me, 24 y/o
> Haven't had sex in 3 years
> sadpepe.jpg
> Pretty addicted to porn
> 2-4 faps a day is pretty casual
> porn got pretty boring
> started fapping to weird stuff
> incest, shemale, bdsm, vore, rape, snuff
> porn fucks with my head IRL
> flashforward.wav
> friday, me being at a homeparty
> was going to fap before party but needed to pick up friend
> arrived at my friends' houseparty
> knew some girls
> 7,5/10 femanon got my interest
> got horny
> started talking about sex
> "How long ago did you had sex?"
> admittruth.jpg
> hoping she doesn't laugh
> "it's been 2 years for me" says femanon
> underlipbite.jpg
> felt my heartbeat in my pants
> raging as fuck boner
> needed to cool down
> "going to the toilet, be right back"
> "no problem, could you bring me a wodka-coke?"
> being a bitch, grabbed a drink in the kitchen for her and me and went to toilet
> needed to masturbate
> didn't last long 2 minutes top
> while I felt I was about to cum I was thinking about cumming in her glass
> whythefucknot.jpg
> just did it (insert nike logo)
> Just came, but pretty aroused to know that femanon is going to drink my sperm
> went back and starting talking again
> she drank my sperm (important for later)
> didn't notice it
> felt alpha aroused AF
story continues
> 2 hours pass
> her and me have been talking/dancing/drinking a bit more
> shit got sexually tense as fuck between us
> started talking about sex again
> "it's been a long time for us both, wanna do it?"
> FUCKYEAH.jpg
> went to a private room
> ready for a quickie
> says she came, asks for me to come
> "where do you want it?"
> "in my mouth"
> started laughing a bit
> :D "what's so funny?"
> told the story about that she drank my sperm already while pounding her
> femanon triggered
> "WHAT THE HELL etc..."
> total panic
> started slapping me and she took her stuff
> she ran out of the room after putting on her bra and several other clothes
> realized I fucked up
> went out of the room after tidying up
> face full of shame
> dudes looking for me
> fuck, must have told them, now they gonna beat me up
> started highfiving me
> wtf.jpg
> apparantly femanon yelled "I swallowed his sperm" out loud while half dressed while leaving the home party
> males think I just had sex and she swallowed
> They don't know about the wodka-coke thing and are glad for me
>>676216796
Bumpski
>>676216857
bump
>>676216857
TOP KEK!
This is quite a good story tbh. Kudos op
Bumping this thread for comedy sake
>>676216796
Now that's interesting. Cheers for 9/10 laugh OP
Selfless bump
>be me 20yo
>never talked to a girl because im a shy fuck
>went to party
>there was this girl that liked me
>8,5/10... was surprised
>acted horny towards me, started touching me with her ass against my dick
>started talking about sex related stuff
>asked if i wanted to go upstairs with her
>couldn't handle it and left the party
>>676216796
Oldfag here, don't have storty atm, but bumping for originality.
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You need help from these guys OP
>>676219086
Newfag spotted
Trying his best to keep up with something new.