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Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>671881308
reroll
Anonymous 03/02/16(Wed)21:48:24 No.671881118 ▶
I wanna say I love you
I wanna say I love you too
Thank you for loving me
Thank you for supporting me
Shouts out to my mom
I love you
Yes, you can cry to this
Yes, I love you too
If anything just happen though
Just, just know this
I live for you and I love this
Thank you based world for being nice
It gets cold on these lonely nights
Never had money so I can't respect it
Really, I value friends. you feel me?
O.G. told me,"Keep your heart, keep spreading love and play your part"
I just do the best that I can
Say real things and help my friends
I am not perfect, but I am great 'cuz I keep a smile
I know you are a superstar
Stay based and.....
Love me, and hope I have a good life
RIP to your dead family, I love you
Based world for life
And I want you to have a good night
And I want you to have a good day
Everybody know I see weird things
But it's gonna be okay
I love you, I love you
Even though things sometimes are hard
I just put it up to...
In the air, sometimes I cry
But it's okay, we'll be alright
'Cuz sometimes, man I feel dead, we all feel dead, man
We alive on earth, but we livin' to die
This for everybody that's in the sky
Everybody that's out here, we alright, its okay to cry
And uh, if anything ever happens to me, you know, uh
I love you , a tear comin' to my eyes just sayin' this
Nothing's promised, the world's real creep, things get real shitty
You know, like I said
, don't nobody like me...
Everybody love me
I LOVE YOU
>>671881308
rerolll
>>671881308
rollin
I wanna say I love you
I wanna say I love you too
Thank you for loving me
Thank you for supporting me
Shouts out to my mom
I love you
Yes, you can cry to this
Yes, I love you too
If anything just happen though
Just, just know this
I live for you and I love this
Thank you based world for being nice
It gets cold on these lonely nights
Never had money so I can't respect it
Really, I value friends. you feel me?
O.G. told me,"Keep your heart, keep spreading love and play your part"
I just do the best that I can
Say real things and help my friends
I am not perfect, but I am great 'cuz I keep a smile
I know you are a superstar
Stay based and.....
Love me, and hope I have a good life
RIP to your dead family, I love you
Based world for life
And I want you to have a good night
And I want you to have a good day
Everybody know I see weird things
But it's gonna be okay
I love you, I love you
Even though things sometimes are hard
I just put it up to...
In the air, sometimes I cry
But it's okay, we'll be alright
'Cuz sometimes, man I feel dead, we all feel dead, man
We alive on earth, but we livin' to die
This for everybody that's in the sky
Everybody that's out here, we alright, its okay to cry
And uh, if anything ever happens to me, you know, uh
I love you , a tear comin' to my eyes just sayin' this
Nothing's promised, the world's real creep, things get real shitty
You know, like I said
, don't nobody like me...
Everybody love me
I LOVE YOU
>>671881308
pls
>>671881308
Roll
>>671881308
>>671881308
this pls
>>671881308
Rollin
do you believe in god? nigger
>>671881308
^///^
>>671881308
ROLL
I don't play games, you ready for some dinner and a rough fuck afterwards
you're into daddy-daughter incest roleplay?
>>671881208
Charge your phone you peasant
>>671881308
Roll
>>671881456
winrar
>>671881308
thiss
>>671881456
ROLLIN'
>>671881599
Winrar
>>671881308
Rollolol
>>671881308
gib
Send me a pic of your feet
>>671881208
I'll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle
>>671881308
Roll
>>671881308
Rollity
Sorry that wasnt mean for you! Anyways. Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>671881688
Winrar
You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of space. If I were in close proximity to your autistic, mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking micropenis & shove it up your acne-covered asshole you ugly piece of shit.
>>671881599
Chicken dinner
>>671881688
lol'd
footers
>>671881599
WINRAR
>>671881792
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
>>671881792
Roll 4 dis
>>671881805
roll for this
>>671881792
ROLL
>>671881792
Rollin
>>671881792
rollers
>>671881792
REROLL
>>671881599
The dubs have spoken OP
>>671881805
roll hahah
>>671881792
Reroll
>>671881456
REROLL
>>671881792
This! But put in your real name instead of brian OP
>>671881792
Rollitis
>>671881792
dis
>>671882079
this
>>671881792
OP IS A FARGOAT AND WONT DELIVER
>>671881792
rawl
>>671881456
rereroll
>>671881792
Rollllllll
op wont deliver, he is a faggot
>>671882079
reroll
>>671882179
You're about to, slut.
>>671881599
Winrar
>>671881792
ROLL!
>>671881792
Goddamn roll
>>671882179
hahahaha nice OP
>>671882266
Winrar!
>>671882179
I'll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle
rollll
>>671881308
Please this
>>671882266
DubDubDubs! Nice.
>>671882267
Roll
>>671881792
THIS JUST WRITE YOUR REAL NAME INSTEAD OF BRIAN
>>671881792
Rollll
>I really wanted to start a relationship with you. You know, settle down, get married, have a few kids, grow old together. All that good stuff. But when you said you listened to Nickleback, it was over. Peace babe.
bonus if you send this pic with it
>>671881792
>>671882079
>>671882266
WINRAR!
Hurry up a bit OP
>>671882079
Do it pussy
>>671881688
winrar. Deliver OP.
>>671882577
Dubs on the dubs. Now you have to
>>671882675
Bail out its over
>>671882577
winrar
>>671881208
Hey check this out
>>671881208
>>671882544
winrar
>>671882675
OP, you wonderful creature. Today OP wasn't a fag.
>>671882675
Pull out like your father should have. Pack it up boys, shows over.
>>671882675
>>671881792
OP you shitlord! Send this. we got like 10 dubs on this one don't be a faggot
>>671882675
http://boards4chan org/b/thread/671881208
Put a full stop before org.
>>671883146
roll
>>671882675
are you fuckin' or am i waisting my time???
>>671881208
i like to dress up as wolvy (my fav x man)
i finally met a girl who thought i was super sexy 10/10 would bang like bam.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch? or just talk? im sad. im ok. im sad.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
I'm sorry I bothered you. I'm just some asshole from the Internet with nothing better to do with my life. Please block me, I am a bad person.
>>671883225
THIS!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha
>>671883269
all my keks
>>671883340
Do it OP.
>>671883225
savage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671883269
I hope your phone dies
Seriously though, I'm 10/10 and if you don't fuck me in the next week, I won't consider consent to be necessary
>>671883146
>>671883199
WINRAR
>>671883632
Reroll
Ignore what I just said. I just want to have some Anal sex with you is all
- Allahu Akbar
Bonus if u send the pic too
>>671881792
OP YOU FUCKING RETARD DO THIS!!
>>671883680
Rarawl
>>671883632
OP, please do this!
Look are u fuckin or am i wastin my time?
>>671883771
YES OP
>>671883771
so, are we fucking or not?
>>671883771
too late... you fucking ruined it, fag.
>>671883771
wats ur favorit breeed of doggs?. mines is chiuaaa.
>>671881456
rawl
>>671883920
Also, add *tips fedora* to the end of it
>>671884051
Original poster of the comment. Why didn't I think of the fedora
>>671884042
Fucking fake
>>671884042
>>671884042
ok, send me boobs. want to make sure you not a guy
>>671884042
send this pic
Fake. First pic 1:06 13%, second 1:09 15%
>>671884152
Reroll
>>671884373
Rollin for this
>>671884187
roll
>>671884434
Almost quads
>>671884400
The order is correct lmao, look at the texts
>>671884373
Reroll
>>671884042
Rollin'.
>>671884400
Cause he's charging the phone you twat
>>671884562
Rolll
this
>>671884042
I like telling dirty jokes,
and I like smoking crystal meth,
but darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards,
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,
but darling I love you.
I love you like the moon and stars,
when little kids get hit by cars,
girl you know its true. Darling, I love you.
I've been tryin' to move on, since you left,
since you've been gone, but its so hard on me.
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd,
bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt.
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.
But darling, I love you.
>>671884671
reroll
send your dick to dat pussy baus
>>671884700
WINRAR
OP MUST DELIVER
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-csEK03L0Ino/ThyMrgkRgCI/AAAAAAAAE6Y/82I0FTjtH9I/s400/Oops.+Blake+just+realized+he+was+the+only+male+at+the+shower.jpg
Include this pic OP. I want you to get laid.
>>671884671
Send this pic and add text "As you can see i'm a big guy...for you ;^)
>>671884671
>>671884705
send both
>>671884700
WINRAR
>>671884777
winrar
>>671884700
>>671884700
WINRAR!!!
YESS
>>671884777
Trips have spoken
>>671884802
yes!
>>671884562
>>671884562
>>671884562
Yesss WINNNRRAAAAAA
>>671884897
Are you retarded. That's not winrar at all
>>671884671
I'm joking girl, I aint a nigga..;^)
As you can see I'm a big guy..for you! ;^)
>>671884777
OP DELIVER
>>671885032
oh, honey...
>>671884042
send this pic and say its you
>>671885092
roll
>>671885032
you're retarded. someone re-rolled it for dubs u swine. get off here newfag
Use an actual picture of yourself OP
>>671885153
roll
>>671885168
Then they should have linked the dubs too. Not my fault. Fuck off faggot
>>671885032
yes
>>671885310
Roll
>>671882250
He did deliver faggot
>>671884042
>>671885414
Jk, I aint a nigga, this is me...Did I make you wet,bby? ;^)
Whis everryone posting stupid le xd troll stuff and not believable, entangling responses? why not draw the bitch in and then molester her behind the toolshed?
>>671885414
You will when you see this d
>>671885414
>>671884777
trips > dubs
deliver that shit faster than sedex OP
>>671885414
>I don't like black guys
Jheeze
>>671885487
roll
I have 3 nipples but only 1 is on my chest
>>671885414
She's the one dude she doesn't like niggers
>>671885487
reroll
>>671885522
ayy
>>671885500
Winrar
>>671885414
Are you a racist? Because the only way to get rid of racism is to let a black guy cum inside you and let me lick the cum out of your used vagina.
>>671885500
Winrar
>>671885487
rawl
>>671885500
This.
You guys shoot your loads way too early
do u like minecraft? :) *tip*
>>671885587
Alright whiteboy
>>671885487
R O L L I N'
>>671884562
Rollo for carl
>>671885766
Winrar over here
>>671884042
this chick is dumb as rocks
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>671885487
roll!!
>>671886007
Reroll
>>671885784
I gotta roll for this it would be fucking hilarious
>>671886077
WINRAR
For all you faggots saying winrar when its not dubs here's a tip dubs only applies to the last to numbers you autistic fucks
>>671886077
WINRAR
like what u see? im hung like a horse ;)
>>671886231
Top kek
>>671886231
I'm sorry. My dumbshit little brother got hold of my phone. Seriously, I'm really sorry about that. Can I treat you to dinner as an apology for his behavior? And if all goes well, maybe I can fuck your face? Just a thought, not if you decide you don't want me to.
>>671886231
Send the navy seal pasta op, do it you nigger
>>671885487
rollen
>>671886566
You must obey the dubs OP
>>671886566
WinRAR
>>671886566
Win
>>671886007
>>671886077
aaaand point proven
nice pasta faggot
if you children are going to do pasta, try to find at least obscure shit that doesn't come up instantly on google.
or... you know... make your own.
>>671886566
YESSSS
>>671886566
winrar!
>>671886566
Fuckin do it OP also navy seal pasta nigga
>>671886231
this is retarded
...just retarded enough to not work at all ever
>>671886566
nice attempt at a save here though...
we coulda been somebody guise.
>>671887094
I love you, OP.
>>671887094
keked my shit out
>>671887094
I am a cuckold, btw ;)
>>671887094
Kek. Keep it up OP
>>671887094
ask a guy who has been eating nothing but fast food for the past two months anything at all!!!
>>671887094
Baby don't be mean
>>671887676
Roll
>>671887676
wrallin
>>671886007
reroll
>>671887331
roll
>>671887094
Am I rambling? Sorry, you're just really pretty. Am I moving too fast for you? I hope not, because I think we really could have something here. I'm a really nice guy once you get to know me and we don't even really need to do anything sexual right away if you really don't want to.
>>671887852
Lmao roll
>>671887761
call them if you wanna get raped you whore
>implying I haven't been watching you
>implying I couldn't come fuck u up right now
I'll fuck u till u choke and cut you up into little pieces
Roll?
>>671887852
roll
Koskesh lol
>>671887761
Calling the cops cause I Burt your feelings? Fuckin, do it bitch. I know where you live. By the time they arrest me, I will already have raped your cum bucket vagina you filthy whore. Do it, I fucking dare you bitch
yeah sure call the cops on me just cuz I'm black your racist bitch
>>671887761
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>671887331
reroll
>>671887942
fucking roll
Calls the cops they cant unrape you
>>671888031
gg roll
>>671888094
kek roll
>>671887998
I keked. Almost trips. Rolling
>>671881308
Underrated copy pasta
>>671888031
roll
>>671887966
Win
>>671888094
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
>>671887998
Roll
>>671888094
roll
>>671887852
This. Roll.
>>671881208
people from 9gag are telling me what to text
>>671888094
fucking roll XD
>>671888212
Roll
>>671887966
DING DING
>>671888244
>>671888288
Wew lad
>>671888288
>>671888244
Dub dubs. Gotta do it OP
>>671888288
WINRAR
>>671888290
Rolling
>>671888094
>>671887934
reroliango for this sheit
>>671888416
Roll
>>671884042
These threads are so fake it's cringeworthy.
Real females don't actually put up with this dumb shit if they don't know you. Sofia is obviously OP texting himself
cmon OP are you fucking scared?
Please don't be a faggot
>>671888463
Roll
>>671888262
roll
>>671888094
Roll
>>671888494
Rollin for this
>>671888494
k
Sorry I have autism
>>671888094
Op gotta send that
>>671888550
>>671888094
OP send this please
>>671888549
Roll
>>671888288
Come on OP
>>671888494
Reroll
>>671888688
>>671888288
Double checkerino
OP must send
>>671888494
roll
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently
>>671888887
off by one !
>>671888887
OFF BY ONE U FUGIN FAGGOT
>>671888550
Absolutely. I could fulfill all of your dreams, and dat ass if you weren't such a stuck up whiney cunt. I love you whore. Be mine
>>671888887
>>671888887
So close
>>671888887
Riperino
>>671888887
Holy shit, off by one
>>671888550
Quite frankly, yes. I know your type, and I could literally fuck a dog in front of you and I'd still have a chance as long as I had money, which I do.
>>671888887
Omg, I want to kill myself now
>>671888887
>mfw off by one
>>671888887
>>671888887
I hope you kill yourself after being this close to godtier rolls
>>671888998
goooood shit
>>671889089
roll
>>671888998
You absolute animal
>>671888998
RIP OP
>>671888887
how mad are you, on a scale from 5 to 7 ?
>>671889240
I knew you were a kinky bitch, want to get choked out? dont worry I already know where you live
>>671888713
Reroll
>>671889240
Rekt
a nigger bit my dick off last time I was in prison. I hope you're ok with that
>>671889240
Ma nigga you just got roasted
>>671889240
I'm not a virgin I got hpv when I was 16
>>671889330
rolingeando
>>671889240
I want to make you the happiest tranny there is. I want you in my life. I think... I think I love you. ( omg I'm scared )
>>671888031
rolling
>>671889384
rrol
>>671889240
Jokes on you i like big black cock
>>671889330
Numbers nor words can't express the pain I'm feeling right now.
>>671886189
Winrar
rollerino
>>671889454
Roll.
>>671887998
>>671889400
winrar
>>671889454
roll
>>671889400
Winrar
>>671889384
roll
>>671889454
Fucking this. Kek
>>671889496
kek
>>671887998
>>671889400
Winrar
>>671889454
Roll
>>671889454
roll
>>671889469
RALL
>>671889788
winnar
>>671889427
Go back to the basketball courts, nigger
I will no longer be virgin unless you can resist my big black water hose
>>671888887
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
