Alright /b/. Don't have long but I thought I'd post
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Alright /b/. Don't have long but I thought I'd post this since you gave me some laughs throughout the years(haven't browsed for about a year.)
Anyways
>be me, medical school student
>end of 4th year and I apply to hospitals around world(yes even Africa..)
>want to research Apoptosis in depth more( that's cell suicide for the mongoloids here, I'm going to try to be an oncologist)
>there's a research seminar a few days before I leave, in same state and area that my aunt and cousin live in
>mom tells her I'm going to be in the area
>she says I can stay with her and donald(using real name, idgaf)
>his father left him before he was born
>mom is a 8/10 milf as fuck, 40 year old bombshell
>maybe I'll see her naked, maybe she'll have me look at some "lumps"
>get to her house
>she opens door, in a tank top, can't really see if there's a bra on but whatever
>hug her, ask where cousin is
>oh he's in his room
>wat
>she walks to staircase and flips light switch up and down
>hear "OKAY MOM IM COMING" from upstairs
>cousin is same age as me, 28.
>she looks at me and smiles, "he's currently confused about what he wants to do in life, he's always respected you though, maybe he would want to be in the medical field too-"
>see him running down stairs
>in a Pokemon shirt and boxers
>his dick is flopping around
>side note, I haven't seen him since he was 10 and we moved away
>fat as fuck now
>"oh, I forgot you were coming"
>Ibetyoudid
>he runs back up and puts on dare devil PJ bottoms
>"have you seen this show on Netflix yet? It's pretty awesome-sauce"
>don't have that much time for Netflix but maybe we could watch some
>"COOL"
>runs to living room and turns TV on
>aunt says "maybe not right now though honey"
>cousin pouts away from TV
>aunt asks what I would like for dinner, she doesn't have much around the house and is going out to get some stuff tomorrow to make dinner
>asks son if he would want to go out to eat
>Naw I have some stuff I need to get done on my thing.
Cont.
Cont. please
>>676053506
>aunt tells him she will put some of the chicken he likes in the oven
>tfw it hits me. My cousin is a fucking robot
>decide I'll ask him about it later
>aunt says I can sit and watch tv while she changes into something nicer
>sounds nice
>cousin slams down on couch from behind me, faggot literally jumped over the couch. The impact probably broke a few springs
>"daredevil?"
>probably can't watch long but sure
>he sits there like a child, looking at me every time something happens to gauge my reaction
>start to be dramatic af when I react
>daredevil kills someone
>my face looks like I just got shot myself
>cousins jumps in excitement
>I KNEW YOUD LIKE IT
>die internally a bit
>aunt walks out in nice sun dress, probably the first time she's gotten to wear it in years
>you look nice
>cousins lets out a "ooooooooohhhhhh"
>tell her we can take my car, gunna rack the miles up on it before I sell it, so I've been driving it everywhere
>okay one second let me go put in his dinner
>I literally feel like I'm going on a date with a single mother
>he kisses her on cheek and says "you be careful you two!"
>cringe
>I've been doing work at clinics and making some decent cash
>decide to go to a nice ass restaurant
>aunt says she doesnt think she can pay for this
>tell her it's fine, it's on me and if she needs anything to just ask me
>she blushes
>you're such a gentleman, your mom is so proud of you
>smile and tell her it was worth the hard work
>she asks me if I can help her son get on his feet
>tell her Ill talk to him
Spaghetti and dinosaurs. Bumping because I'm an idiot.
bumpitty
Bump op.
Bump
inb4 dinosaurs
bump daddy
>>676053506
100% dinosaurs but bump for curiosity
>>676055577
Open the door, get on the floor, now everybody walk the dinosaur.
bumpin
>>676054858
>she smiles and touchs my hand
>thank you
>order a nice bottle of wine and a nice appetizer for us
>tell her I can't drink much if I'm going to drive so she can have the majority of it, joke around and say she could probably use it
>she laughs and agrees
>starts talking about how she's been lonely lately and misses having someone to talk to
>tell her that she can call me whenever if she ever needs someone to vent to
>you're so nice
>dinner comes and I've already drank half the bottle, feeling tipsy but I know the food will help, order another bottle for her
>she drinks half of it during dinner and says we should take it home with us
>can't
>buy a fresh bottle to go
>get home and cousin is upstairs, see his plate of de breaded chicken tinders(who the fuck does that? He pulled the bread off of them)
>See her dishwasher is ready to be unloaded
>unload it while she checks on him
>she comes down to get a glass of Dr pepper for him
>sees me doing it
>blushes and seems really shocked
>thanks me a bunch
>no problem
>she takes drink upstairs
>notice her to to her room first though
>hmm
>sit on couch, daredevil is still paused
>she comes back down stairs and says he's busy but he said he'll watch daredevil tomorrow with me
>ask her if she wants to watch and finish that bottle off
>laughs and says okay
>drink all of bottle, laughing about old times and memories
>she stops talking
>laughs for a good minute
>tells me she gave him some of her ambian so he would leave us alone
>laugh with her and pat her leg
>she freezes up
>looks at me
>uh
>notice how big her pupils are
>uh
>she throws her hand on my crotch
>then pulls it back
>Tells me she's sorry and just got a bit too drunk
>tell her I don't think she's drunk enough to make that mistake
>grab her boob cause why not
>she pulls her dress up and over her head
>cum almost instantly as I see her half naked
>big ass thighs that compliment her body(pretty sure she runs a lot)
>she undoes her brah and grabs my head
>>676054858
FUCKING CONTINUE DOCTOR ANON!
finish the goddamn story so i can go to sleep
Bumpiiin
I'm gonna...
COME
[spoiler]guardian[/spoiler]
Bump
Paging doctor Anon
Bump with shit I saw in a ylyl
>>676056595
Lol idk why it turned bra into brah
>my room?
>fuck yes
>she grabs her bra and dress, then stands up
>pulls panties off revealing a nicely shaved pussy.
>it didn't look bad either, she had a nice innie
>asks if I want to lick her pussy
>yes please
>good
>grabs my hand and we go to bedroom
>she immediately throws herself on the bed and spreads her legs
>points at her pussy, and then my head
>take my shirt and pants off before I jump In
>start eating her out
>she's loud as fuck and telling me I'm the best
>tells me it's been too long, and she cums within 5 minutes
>cums
>literally cums
>not squirting but white cream starts dripping out
>imokaywiththis
>lick it up
>she asks me if she can have some
>diamonds
>lick it up and tongue fuck her mouth a bit
>literally the hardest I've ever been, my dick actually hurts
>pull underwear off
>thrust dick into her
>SOFUCKINGTIGHT
>tighter than my virgin girlfriend in high school
>have to tell myself not to nut
>fucking her for a good 10minutes
>she's loving it
>asks me if she can suck the cum out of my dick
>hell yes you can
>wait no, I want to feel you cum inside me. I'm on birth control
>okay
>start picking up speed
>she grabs the covers and her whole body goes tense
>feel her pussy tighten around my dick and her body goes limp
>did I kill her
>she opens her eyes and begs me to cum already
>okay
>look down at her pussy and see her cum dripping out
>my dick is about to blow too
>initiate nitrous
>rapidspeedfucking
>blow a massive Nut
>she pushes me off of her and puts fingers in her pussy
>pulls cum out and licks it off her fingers
>we cuddle and fuck a few more time
Keep going OP
>>676056595
>inb4 walk the dinosaur
>>676058469
>a little late for that?
>>676058418
Faggot.
>>676058260
Bump it bros.
gotta go read some cat scans. Be back in 10
>>676058629
It was meant to be posted before he added on. I was in the middle of typing when he posted the next part, and didn't realize he posted it.
>>676058260
>woman leaking white cum
Op have you ever seen a real vagina?
Is that it OP, if so great story, I came.
>>676058260
Good job you're a doctor, because this story is sick.
Bump for keks, she's gonna need about tree fiddy.
>>676058841
It's evident you haven't
>>676059185
women don't leak white cum, you fucking ate her little sperglord's cum.
>>676058924
Kek
>>676059310
Topkek
Or her nigger bf's
>>676059310
>>676058841
Samefag virgin
>>676059236
>>676059310
>>676058841
its time to stop postin y'all
>op isn't going to finish
>>676059310
literally no
Intercourse froths the bodies natural lubricant during sex and it turns white
>>676059641
Kek. Hurry up op
Spideyfags need to gtfo
>>676059689
refer to
>>676059604
>>676059310
I'm not OP, but son, one day you'll experience a real woman.
>>676059904
No he fucking won't lol
>>676059767
>start eating her out
>not squirting but white cream starts dripping out
I've created a spider man thread now
>>676060038
Better to live in hope than die in vain
>>676060038
truth
>>676060059
Or its a yeast infection...
Come on op
>>676059604
Kek , 'pussy leaking cum' thats literally someone else's cum or a bad vaginal infection, pussy's can get wet bt if they leak 'white cum' dip it dont lick it.
>>676060528
This
>>676060059
Are you a virgin? It's discharge.
f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5
Milf thread please.
OP won't deliver ._.
>>676060826
Pussy's what?
The suspense is killing me.
>>676058260
>Lol idk why it turned bra into brah
I lold
DIAMONDS
Hurry up OP it's 3 in the morning
PLS OP we need more
hey mongoloids its over?
i dont know what you are all waiting for the story ended
OP, MY DICK IS HARD AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR RETARDED COUSIN
HURRY UP
Bumpety
>>676061573
We want to know how the other fuckings went
If you roll dubs you have to give me a rare pepe
Haven't been invested in a green text since the butterfly/firefly feels thread.
OP has made me diamonds
>>676058841
Okay I'm back.
Yes they do you idiot. Get out of mommys basement and go take some anatomy classes. Hell, go fucking Google it.
Anyways
>we cuddled and fucked a bit more
>next day
>she makes me coffee and I go to the convention
>get home around 6pm
>cousin asks me if I wanna "hit the town"
>chuckle a bit
>lemme go shower and then sure
>you're gunna have to use moms, the other shower is in my room and that's off limits
>lol okay
>he runs back upstairs
>knock on aunts door
>she opens it
>in her underwear
>pulls me in
>asks me if I like what I see
>yes
>fuck on the bed then go turn on shower
>she joins me and blows me while I'm in shower
>Let's me wash and soap her body for her
>get hard again and pick her up, she puts her feet against the wall to hold herself
>fuck her silly
>get out of shower and change
>cousin and I leave
>asks if I like comics
>how about we go to a bar
>wow cool I haven't been to a bar before
>.....
>we get to the bar and there's some QT's
>tell him to hit on one of them
>he picks the 10/10 bitch instead of the fatty in the corner by herself
>w/e bro...
>asks her if she likes the Internet
>ya... Poor woman looks terrified
>music turns up a bit and can't hear what they are talking about
>get on phone and pull up 4chan to see if I am find anything on r9k that would be him
>see him coming over
>put phone down
>she's to normie for me
>.....
>He grabs my phone
>got any cool games?
>I never locked it
>he sees r9k
>KEK DUDE YOU GO ON 4CHAN TOO?
>he literally says KEK
>people look at us
>>676061873
Is this a rar peepee?
Bumping this bitch
Bump.
Sauce is Jasmine Jnad.
give us moar
>>676062052
Is that when you killed the nigger?
Please OP don't leave us hanging I'm tired as fuck
>>676062052
>kek
>kek
>KEK
>KEK YOU GO ON 4CHAN TOO KEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKE
Fucking hell op please continue
>>676062052
MOAR
>>676062514
Pleb. Justice never sleeps.
>TFW if OP doesn't deliver
>>676062797
You should do it. No balls.
>>676062514
Me too.
4chan is responsible for my sleep deprivation.
Hurry the fuck up OP, i'm starting to see daylight
>>676062052
>KEK YOU GO ON 4CHAN TOO?
>mfw
>>676062749
>justice never sleeps
>>676062052
continue
>>676062052
Cont you fricking frick
>>676062052
Top jej
This is actually decent. Someone screenshotting this?
Op I am going to bless this you with fast typing powers.
You have been blessed
>>676063035
Yup
>>676062896
Fellow britbong? Its 2:34 in the fucking morning here, wtf am I doing...
rolll
OP should have denied everything and claimed he accidentally clicked some shady link.
Bumping
>>676062896
>>676062514
You are both weaklings. You 2 are scheduled to be gassed this coming Tuesday. Get your affairs in order. And do not, under any circumstances, try to avoid getting gassed. Avoiding gassing is a crime against the state, and is punishable by gassing.
>>676063114
how the fuck would he be a fellow brit if he saw daylight you stupid shit dawn is not at fucking 2:34 you dumb shit you fucking fuck fuck fuck fuckf cufkcfuckfuckfuck i dont even care abut this click post
>>676063114
easter weekend bro, enjoy tht 4 day break
Op pls
>>676063114
It's one to the right.
Netherlands.
>>676063238
Daylight was metaphorical
>>676063238
You really should sleep
>>676063209
Fuck you nigger I'll kill myself before I let you gas me
>>676062052
>tell him I usually just browse /pol/ or /b/ but I haven't been on in forever
>why are you on r9k, normie?
>before I can answer he opens a thread
>haha this is my thread
>it's some gay ass comic book boys thread
>boys....
>he just posts gay ass shit about comics
>lol I have a lot of friends here
>I bet you do
>asks what he wants to drink
>applejuice
>we're at a bar
>fine
>he looks at bartender and shouts
>bartender, ALES ALL AROUND
>what
>uh
>everyone claps
>fuck
>ask for 6 shots of Jameson
>pay the tab of 250$
>tells me "sorry I forgot my wallet"
>sure you did
>he drives me back to his house
>get home and he flies upstairs
>his mom asks me if I wanna watch a movie
>Sure
>she can tell I'm shit faced
>watch movie for like 10 minutes and she asks if I wanna fuck
>okay
>fuck her for 20min and she asks if I wanna do anal
>hell yes
>fuck her 10/10 bubble butt
>feels glorious
>slide out and fuck her pussy and bust my nut
>she's cum about 4 times already
>fall asleep in her bed and wake up to her sucking my dick
>fucked then went to conference
>did this for 2 more days
>talked to my cousin before I left, told him he should get off 4chan and go to college
>I will anon, I'm just taking a break from high school
>I..... Whatever
>get home and in airport about to leave for 6 months
>get text from aunt
>nudes
>she's rubbing her pussy
>sends "I can't wait until next time ;) if you need anything while you're gone just ask, I'm all yours ;)"
>tbh I'm posting this because I'm afraid I actually like her
Wtf do /b/. Obviously I can't ever marry her or anything but God damn
and here i was think i weren't goin to touch myself today
>>676062919
>mfw this>>676062514 faggot doesn't realize justice never sleeps.
I might shit myself before op stops getting a dinosaur erection
>>676063454
Got damn OP you are in a predicament. Seems like she's chill with just fucking you whenever if you're down for it. Don't get romantically attached, cuz that's when you'll be mentally fucked
>>676063454
An hero is always an option
>>676063454
Travel to Europe and marry her there
>>676063758
This. All of this and a pickle.
>>676063454
OP you're just being a good samaritan and helping an older woman out, don't over think it
>>676063454
Obviously fuck her as often as possible.
Don't be a faggot.
However you browse 4chinz, not being a faggot is against protocol
>>676063454
You post the nudes obviously
>>676063454
10/10 story but you know what needs to be done next
post pics of aunt OP
>>676063925
Or Alabama
Dear OP,
it's probably fake. BUT, if it's not, my only input is GOOD LUCK in the medical field. It can be hellish, but it's worth it. (not a medical-fag here, but have a few friends in the medical field.)
I don't know about what you should do with your aunt but you should definitely post her nudes
>>676063425
That is a crime agains the state. You'd be brought back to life, and you'd be sentences to death by gassing. Regardless of what you do to avoid being gassed, you would be sentenced to death by gassing.
Agree
>>676064002
>>676064012
This
THIS THIS THIS
>>676064159
Yes
yes
OP POST THE NUDES
>>676063454
>OP announcing his aunt sent him nudes
>no one demanding said nudes
>>676064227
Do it OP. Do it for us.
>>676063758
I second this. You're going to fuck yourself over if she's not interested like that.
>>676064070
Ya this Is why I like the thought of her.
She's obviously not going to cheat on me if I'm doing crazy ass shifts, or even out of the country. Plus she's an amazing lay.
>>676064159
Post them op dont be a fag
>>676064002
DO IT FUKBOI
>>676064300
We all now asking
holy fuck OP isnt a faggot...
>YET.
Disappointed this didn't end with cousins brain exploding as you tell him everything.
>>676063454
Based OP finished.
You should've been a bit more harsh to the kid, grabbing your phone without your permission and stuff.
You should also have added *.4chan.org to the router's webfilter blacklist.
Don't build a relationship with aunt, she just wants to fuck, nothing more.
>>676063114
It's 03:41 here in the netherlands, signing off for the night, alarm clock set at 8:30, wish me luck.
You should probably sleep as well, good night.
My advice would be to just fkin ask her about it, cant hurt her ego to say you're interested but dont know what do
>>676058819
Nobody fucking cares
>>676064373
it took me a while to find a pic i liked in my 400+ reaction folder
>>676063454
Post pics or kill yourself
>>676061873
Polydactyl kitteh?
>>676064496
Just Do It Op
>>676064313
>>676063758
no we talked one night and she said something like "I wish we could be an item. But we're family... I just love you so much already and I don't think I could ever look at you any other way now besides being my lover.."
So
Although I'm fearing she might be a bit crazy.
>>676064485
kek
>>676064485
Haha, that's great
>>676064533
dubs for nudes
>>676064608
Nudes or Naw?
I think op should post nudes or he shouldn't of said he got them
>>676064002
>>676064012
>>676064043
>>676064070
>>676064085
>>676064105
>>676064115
>>676064159
>>676064227
>>676064280
>>676064300
>>676064305
>>676064313
>>676064342
>>676064357
>>676064373
>>676064385
You are all now scheduled to be gassed the coming Wednesday. Avoiding the appointment is a crime against the state. You will be captured regardless of what you do to avoid it, and will be sentenced to death by gas.
>>676064416
>You should probably sleep as well, good night.
Sleep is for the week! No seriously, I sleep during the week as I'm NEET. Good luck though fellow dutchie
>>676064608
edit face out of nudes.
>AND FUCKING POST IT.
>>676064720
Agree. Prove it Op or you're full of shit
OP IS A FAGGOT RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEERRREEREEEEREEEREEEEREEEEREEWZOPWBCLSOSNAMWMAKAJXJF FIDOO.#€+_:_!€×.3*÷028:73_!(".+£$€"_÷.×?-€@€
>>676053506
Fuck me
Tl:dr. Faggot.
>>676064895
Forgot pepe
>>676064750
And it appears I accidently put myself on the list. Well, it appears It was meant to happen. I'm going to do and tell you all the same thing I told the 2 weaklings: ge t your affairs in order by then.
>>676064608
OP give us teh n00dz
Come on op
>>676064750
Aren't you cute
Thinking you're funny
>>676061477
Maybe in shitty ass nigger-land.. It's hardly 10pm on the east coast in the normal part of the world
>>676064300
Fuck.
Only because I loved this reaction face.
Here's an ass photo. All I'll give.
She's about 5'1
Woa
>>676064828
Thanks m8.
I'm in education, so i can't live the neet life.
Stay high, lay low.
>>676065072
Mooooooore
>>676065056
Do you want to get gassed? Because mocking an officer of the fourth Reich SS is a good way to get yourself gassed.
>>676065072
Thank you op
>>676064750
DO IT FAGGGGGGGGG GAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS MEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK BBBBBBBOOOOOOIIIIIII
>>676065072
Hmm okay okay OP. This will do.... for now
>>676065072
image search gives nothing
OP is not a faggot
>>676065072
OP, you can do better. If most of the faggots on this thread see going to be gassed, the most you can do is give them quality nudes.
He who does not want to post n00dz should shut the fuck up about said n00dz from the beginning.
>>676065391
Nice
>>676065072
Fucking sweet
I hope this Donald cousin finds this thread. somebody screencap and spam it all over r9k. Maybe he's going to an hero?
>>676063454
She a blood relative or aunt by marriage?
>>676065468
damn op posted the noodles
Give her some new kids instead of that autistic leech living in her basement OP
>>676053506
I'm telling mom about this
Make Cum not Love, OP.
>>676065266
>fourth reich
Yeah good luck making empty threats online, go kill some virtual Jews or something
>>676065569
My moms sister
>>676065550
kek
>KEK KEK KEK RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>captcha: Bent April
Now if the grill is named April my life is complete
>>676065310
Asking an SS officer to gas you is a good way to get yourself gassed. You are hereby sentenced to be gangraped to death by the wild nigger population that lives in the wilderness around the camp everyone else is getting gassed at.
>>676065569
i also want to know that
>>676065550
>MFW it turns out to be Donald Trump.
op here, ok guys that shit was so cash as you can see now I gotta run be a doctor and shit. I think I'll be an alpha from now on but I'm glad I got this last kek with you tbh fam. I love fucking my relatives and would recommend it to anyone who is as suave and successful as me
>>676065569
this. Please tell Anon for I am spooked
>>676065072
>>676064300
>Only because I loved this reaction face.
looks like my search paid off, didn't it?
>>676063454
Hahahahahhahahahaha I'm going on r9k and linking to this I hope your cousin sees
>>676065733
IIIIIIIIIIIII''''''''''''LLLLLLLLLLLL CCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT AALAAALALALAALLLLAALLALLLAALL TTHHHEHEHTHTHHEHE NIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRSSS
>>676065689
Do you want to be gangraped by the wild niggers like him>>676065310?
>>676065072
we NEED tits.
No more noodles than the ass pic? Lame
>>676065815
>alpha
>fucking my relatives
>kek tbh fam
>suave and successful
>>676063454
Move to europe and marry her there. I'm sure one of those shitlands have the ability to marry relatives.
>>676064608
Crazy is fine. You're clearly crazy too. Play it right and you've both got a great fuckbuddy situation set up.
>>676065815
>fam
What are you? A filthy subhuman nigger?
Let's give it up for Dr.OP , a real life Daredevil
>>676065913
IDGAF
Let his little bitch ass see it. Maybe it will finally get him off 4chan. Tbh he will probably just fap to it.
Also it's my moms sister
>>676065693
Damn op. I mean I guess that's not the worst level of incest. Still though.
>>676066067
he fucked his aunt in teh ass
>>676065937
Good. I guess you'll be useful to the fourth Reich afterall. You are now a member of the SS, and your current rank is private.
>>676065693
I dunno. Seems weird. Can't imagine that desire.
>>676066144
Hopefully he tells your mom you sick fuck
Dr. Faggot
>>676059767
This is true.
I know so because I am Lord Pussy Frother of Kingdom Frothdor
>>676065072
bruh you know how to delete exif and you can crop face why not be nice and post it all
be a hero
POST TITS OP
>>676063454
aww..cute ending. This story fills me with gleeful feels. Read it all the way, sounds pretty believable. So nice writing, or well done! Good deal, just go back there when you like, you both know it can't be serious anyway.
>>676066037
or down in TN
>>676066378
This
>>676066244
GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL JJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEWWWWWSSSSS AND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAGGGGHGGGSSSSSSSSS
>>676066039
Ya. I am crazy... I liked how kinky and sexy it was. I'll keep doing it. I'll try and set up a laptop next time. I'll turn it into a Webm for you guys. I'll be home in a few months so. Expect it in 4-6 months
>>676063454
Its simple, find a job near her and live with her till you get your own place, once sperg leaves you can move back in with her and have tons of fun.
>>676066315
Wrong again. I, like many officers of the SS, are Duke pussy frothers.
>>676066463
Good.
>>676053506
Hang on, your cousin is 28 and his mom is 40?
She had him when she was 12?
>>676066430
That works too, but im guessing europe has somewhat nicer places to live than fucking tennessee
>>676066634
This. You better not be lying to us op.
>>676066463
Don't forget to start your morning reich.
>>676066634
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>676066619
BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD A WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>676065942
An actual faggot ladies and gentlemen
Thank you for the wonderful screenplay random Internet guy I hope that we can do the same thing next week on FOX at 7pm
Don't miss it guys
>>676067129
Nice try. Why don't you rest up? I've just moves your gassing up to Monday, speglord. No more tendies for you. Ever.
Stehe in Ehrfurcht, wie wir Ihre Gimovernments zu stürzen und Ihre Frauen vergewaltigen
>>676067427
Netter Versuch, schmutzig sandnigger. Sie sind einer der Menschen, die in Auschwitz bleiben, richtig? Sie haben meine Arbeit leichter gemacht.
Anyone screencapping the story?
>>676067366
You have to leave this quality content for future episodes. Our director likes the ideas you are saying, keep it up!
>>676068017
You do it
Just use her as a fuck toy, what seems to be troubling you?!
>>676066634
Explain, OP
>>676068017
Du wagst es, einen Offizier der SS verspotten? Sie schmutzig kike. Ich werde Sie mich schießen, wenn die Gesetze dieses Landes nicht verboten hat.
>>676068298
I'm way too lazy, I don't even have photoshop installed to make one picture
>>>676068082
チンチョンチンチョン
Meine Seiten
Fake and gay
>>676068552
Just do it
Well that was an interesting read... I wonder if your cousin is on /b/ right now.
Might have a murder suicide on your hands now
>>676068765
Obviously, faggot. You didn't notice that there was a disconnect between the cousins age and his mother's age?
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>>676068701
人種差別するな
>>676066634
She's around 40, my moms 50, so I'd say she is about 45/46.
I know she had him young as fuck..
>>676069042
I forgot about his cousin, if this is true and he reads this what's the worst that could happen?
>>676069224
ファゴット、私と戦います。
We need a pic of her, Anon, do it.
>>676069493
時と場所教えろ、このオカマ野郎
>>676069224
>>676069620
YOU JUST GOT PRANK'D BRO!
>>676069620
How do you feel knowing you just got prank'd and brought great shame to your family? What a SHAMEFURR DISPRAY
>>676069785
やめる時間です。
お前の両親は何処だ？
いや、お前の両親一体誰だ？
>>676070123
You want a fight then faggot? Fine. I live at 7127 E Foothill Dr. Paradise Valley, AZ 85253 US. Oh, and by the way, my parents probably off bombing Nagasaki for the 2nd time
>>676070082
Yeah I got cucked
>>676065072
You realize, there's a decent chance her son will see this, don't you? He's probably on 4chan 16 hours a day.
here you go faglords
>>676065072
What the fuck man????????? I recognize that pussy, thats mom!! I can't wait to see yours on Christmas ;)
>>676060528
This
>>676063018
>>676072180
Zozzle
>>676053506
here's my face after ops story
http://www.streamboobs.com/little_asian_slut/
I've summoned the Don
>>676073058
Nice, anon. This is gonna git gud
>>676073058
You're doing gods work
>>676073058
Forgot link
>>>/r9k/27428083
>>676073058
post pics of daredevil from netflix. he likes that. and comics.
>>676073406
Help me out /b/ros I'm on mobile.. Ain't easy
>>676073599
don't REALLY care, /b/ shit anyways.
kek
>>676073058
You know he said that he hangs out mostly on /co/, right? The greentext is just addressed to the r9k audience for some strange reason
>>676058841
even if you watch porn you'd know that
Considering OPs a doctor.. im betting he anticipated this and fabricated the part about his brother no lifing r9k just to bait you fags into doing this.
I fucked my aunt once, and I feel really bad about it.
>>676074512
Maybe. I'm fine with that tho.
>Liek to be used
OP did the secks
