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L E A K E D TED CRUZ CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH 5 SLUTS!!! GET

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L E A K E D

TED CRUZ CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH 5 SLUTS!!!

GET THE STORY OUT /B/
#CruzSexScandal on twitter.

LEAKED INFO
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>>675707734
LMAO CRUZ IS FINISHED
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/b/ when's the last time we did something big? We have LEAKED INFO, NOW GET #CruzSexScandal TRENDING ON TWITTER!
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What is this foul meme?
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Check em'
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>>675707734
Evidence?
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>>675708735
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

#CruzSexScandal
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>>675707734
wait...wut???
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OP where the fuck did you find this

>/b/ is about to change the entire fucking US race

Tweeted
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>>675707734
Tweeting as fast as I can....
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Remember... #CruzSexScandal on twitter!
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>>675709712
>/b/ is about to change the entire fucking US race
>>68685284
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>>675710081
roll
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I don't give a flying fuck about politicians social lives... Maybe start voting based on policies for a change
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>>675710081
Come on 19-21!
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Amanda Carpenter definitely fucked Cruz
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can anyone make this out? Can't quite see it.
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>>675710209
NE has a VERY accurate history.
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>>675710548
April 4, 2016
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>>675710719
for a second I thought it said '06.
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>>675710209
>implying National Enquirer has never broken any news stories

Ever heard of Gary Hart cheating on the Monkey Business yacht? John Edwards love child? Dog the Bounty Hunter racist phone calls? Jessie Jackson's love child? Bill Cosby's rape history? OJ Simpson and his Bruno Magli shoes?

There are a TON of other things that the National Enquirer has broken.
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>>675710603
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>>675710719
Unreleased yet, hence it's leaked.


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>>675710209
NE won a pullitzer for exposing John edwards.
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>>675710081
roll

LETS GET THIS THING TRENDING


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bumping for great justice
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>>675710498
Actually, I didn't do that bad.
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>>675710880
Even if this is true it sucks that it had to be broken by a fucking tabloid. Says a lot about our media situation when a tabloid is breaking real stories.
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>>675707734
Faggots are getting desperate.
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A sex scandal you say
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>>675708211
> /b/ when's the last time we did something big?
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>>675711381
I posted a thread on /pol/ so we can get those useless faggots to help us

This is huge
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bemping
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>mfw even if the RNC goes through with a brokered convention this scandal could cost him the nomination and Trump could actually get it
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>>675711716
No, it isn't.
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This might actually be something big.
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>>675710719
op is time travel confirmed
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>>675707734

Ted Cruz is a Canada
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Oy vey, Cruz is fucking done
So much for "muh good christian"
If only this happened before Utah...
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>>675711716
> help us
the pol thread was posted first
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>>675711916
k newfag

>>675712123
OP MUST WORK FOR THEM
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Please tell me he has a boat called "Monkey Business."
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bamp
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>>675710923
>Unreleased yet

It's out now.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>Get the full list of ladies in Ted Cruz’s Mistress File — only in the new National ENQUIRER, on newsstands now!
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Who the fuck cares that he fucked some hos? He's literally the Zodiac killer, he fucking murdered people! Why isn't the media covering THAT?!
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You niggers it's fake. The date is 2006
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>>675707734
HEY FAGGOT I THINK YOU NEED A FEW MORE LEAKED INFOS CAUSE I DIDNT QUITE GET THE MESSAGE

>LEAKED INFO
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fucking piece of shit
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>tfw its real
This kills the guac man
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Brought to you by Five Girls Gourmet Burgers
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>>675710081
why must i cri
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>>675712879
reee, reh, rerh reh, why aint da medier terkin abert wut i want em te terk erbert?
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>>675713133
>Reply to my last post

Also pic is taken in a grocery store, the magazine is in a cart look at the price tag of something on the shelf (circled) OP doesn't work for the magazine company
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>>675710498
you picked the ugliest bitch out of this lineup, even alien-nigger is prettier
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>>675713688
Forgot pic
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>so much samefagging

Nice failed meme, OP.
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#PervyTed
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>>675711874
Mfw nothing about this becomes national news
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>>675713133
magazine's official twitter tweeted this yesterday
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>>675713607
Ted Cruz being an infamous serial killer is a pretty damn important story, bro.
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>>675707734
>>675709712
Mfw this is the same magazine that claims Obama divorce, trump love child and queen having sex with young guys .Keep on dreaming but nothing comes of this and you look like an idiot
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>>675710081
Rolling
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>>675714166
Ronald.
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>>675710081
roll em up
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>>675714065
>what i want to hear is important
>what other people want to hear is not important
>thinking the media actually reports things
its an entertainment medium, homeslice. welcome to america, i see its your first day in our country. hope you arent mexican
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>>675710081
Love prison tats
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>>675714029
Implying this is real news
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>>675707734

>what is a tabloid

It's alien autopsy time...
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#CruiseSexScandal
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>>675714722

>check'd
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>>675713760
"Realiable news"
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>>675714029
>mfw when it's natty enquirer
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>>675713133
>>675712738
"Realiable news"
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>>675714705
they were the first to reveal John Edwards and Tiger Woods sex scandals and a few others.
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>>675710081
Roll
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Can we still spam Twitter?
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>>675710081
roll
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>>675715022
What do you think they print the other 300 issues?
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>>675710081
Roll
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>>675715387
who cares, when it comes to revealing affairs they are the leaders. They have to make money some how when there aren't affairs to report. Cruizmissile on suicide watch
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>>675710081
Rolll
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>>675715647
Okay mate, we will wait and see, just like hillarys brain tumor and Elvis body double and oj Simpson's 4 weeks to live, and Donald trumps love child oh and the queens secret love affairs these people sure do hit the headlines
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>>675714705
Obviously it isn't a reliable source, so it doesn't count as proof of anything, but The Enquirer being unreliable and posting something is also not proof of non-existence. I think it's very likely that Cruz has some kind of big scandal (because other sources have been hinting at it), but we just don't know for sure that it exists or what this scandal is.
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>>675713505
>why must i cri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY

WHY MuST I CRRYYYYY
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>>675716584
What? Moron. By the way, I'm sure there's no truth to the story that you corrupt children. Even though I have no proof that you didn't, I'm standing by you.
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>>675713133
go to the National Enquirer's website you fucking moron
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The Enquirer may not be the most credible source, but if it isn't true, Cruz could sue for libel. We will see...
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