I am a doctor
>Be Doctor
>Minding my own business: Chopping of limbs, putting excesive amounts of leeches on people, usual doctor things
>Woman interrupts bloodletting claiming leeches wont cure coughing child
>Shemustbeawitch.manuscript
>Have her burnt at the stake
>Celebrated as hero for catching the witch
>I am a doctor
>Man with slight limp enters my office/bedroom/kitchen/toilet
>Hands me roll of parchment
>Strap him down on operating table, saw off limpy leg, man dies of bloodloss
>I am a doctor
>Read parchment, invited to castle of local nobleman
>Put on scariest mask go to castle
>Bring 26 jars of leeches cuz you never know
>Arrive at castle gate, guard asks about leeches
>I am a doctor
>Meet local lord, says his son is sick and his own physician does not know why
>"Did you try leeches?" i inquire in a doctorly fashion
>Lord says it did nothing
>Tell him i shall cure his son
>Talk to physician
>Ask him about the treatment
>He says he has looked for other treatments to cure the boy
>He tells me of plants and shit
>Whatinmyspookypeakmaskisthisforbiddensorcery.featherquill
>Have him put in the madhouse as he is clearly insane
>Tell lord they didnt use enough leeches on sick boy, luckily i brought extras
>Empty all my jars of leeches on boy
>While leeches do leech things i go to mad physicians room
>Bytheheavens.engraving
>All kinds of strange shit, plants and jars with dead things
>Fuck around with some of the wierd shit, bring som random plants and forcefeed sick boy
>Go drink with lord and wenches
>Next morning boy is cured of sickness
>Boy is dead
>I am a doctor
>As the plants clearly countered the power of leeches I conclude this must be the work of the devil
>Insist that castle must be buned down to stop satan
>Firecleansesall.carving
>Castle is destroyed and Lord makes me his personal physican as thanks for saving the land from satan
>I need more leeches
>I am a doctor
>>675572135
9/11
>Be me
>Doctor's License Commissioner
>Visit Doctor of small town
>Town looks awful
>Death, disease, cats everywhere
>Doctor's house is covered in some kind of milk?
>Ask doctor about his capabilities
>Doctor tells me I've got the plague
>Points to my birthmark
>Decides burning it with a hot poker will cure it
>I protest, but the doctor insists
>extreme_pain.scroll
>costs was 32 coins
>Went back home
>Checked with a trusted physician
>No plague
>Wellshit.shit
>Return to town
>Doctor's more than earned his license
>>675572135
bretty gud
Today a qt doctor grill watched my anus. Pretty embarrassing.
I Am Veteran Doctor
>Be a new doctor
>Very new
>Man comes in with pains in the stomach
>He said he hasn't ate in 4 days
>Don't know what to do
>Put leaches on his legs
>After 17 jars he looks really pale
>Are you a vampire?
>"Nay"
>That is what a vampire would say.manuscript
>He is stabbed with a stake
>He dies
>I remember that vampires die if stabbed in the heart with wooden stake
>He died so he must have been a vampire
>King rewards me with 20 silver pieces and a nice hat
>I am Doctor
>Be me
>Sexual deviant into birds
>Walk around in black leather bird costume around old town
>Man comes to me telling me he needs me for my skills
>surewhynot.glyph
>tie him up
>whip him and melt wax on ass and nipples
>Tortures him till he cries out
>lets him go after
>Soon huge line forms
>People think I'm a doctor
>Now my dick has plague
>I am a doctor
But you are not IT OP
>>675572135
justice bump for something that isnt trap or some other faggotry
>>675575770
second this
also post the caps of other
> I am a doctor
threads
>be peasant farmer
>hotasfuck.scroll
>dude fucks with parent's crops
>punch him in the face
>parents tell me leave or "doctor" will see me
>choose to leave
>find castle
>has fancy wine and cheese
>guy comes at me
>ohfuckno.carrierpigeon
>run the fuck away
>sneak back in that night
>he was waiting
>he says "welcome to Bel-Air, Prince William."
>>675576777
OP here
Gonna do more but thread might die while typing, bump and post
cuz i am not starting another one
>>675572135
>buned
This is good lol material.
bumpity bumpity
>>675576933
>Be Doctor
>Peasant man comes in and says he cant stop shaking after sleeping in cold shitty house
>Ohlordheisposessed.messenger
>Use my toothremover mallet to surgically knock him the fuck out
>I am a Doctor
>Tie him to chair
>Spend forever looking through my collection of dead and dismembered things
>Eventually find holywater
>Look outside, it is nighttime
>Check patients restraints
>Go to sleep
>I am a Doctor
>Next morning, wake up and put on my favourite mask
>Commence exorcism
>Man died from shakes during night
>Theoperationwasasuccess.canvas
>Add demon removal to sign on door
>Woman comes in with child with different colour on each eye
>I am gonna need more leeches
>I am a doctor
>be Doctor
>been saving my urine trying to turn it into gold, so far nothing yet.
>see local boy is born with three arms
>I am a doctor
>must be demons in the water
>force all town folk to drink there own urine
>I am a doctor
>>675572135
Bump.
i am actual doctor. ama
>>675576777
Checked
>>675576933
noooo
>>675579361
I really like these.
>>675580017
This
>>675580360
I'm out of screencaps.
>>675580360
>>675580469
Oh my fuck....I revoke my previous statement. I LOVE these.
>>675579577
Do you require more leeches?
Bumpus Wumpus
>>675579361
If someone saves these ill keep making more
I am a doctor
>Be doctor
>Be strolling about marketplace in shitty town
>A man approaches me and asks if I am a doctor
>I am a Doctor
>Tells me he is a doctor too
>Ask where his mask is
>Says he doesnt use one
>Before I can voice my concerns he tells me he has been researching alchemy, wants my professional opinion on his work
>Neverheardofit.scribe
>Ask if it involves leeches, he laughs and tells me to follow him
>I am intrigued
>In his tent on the outskirts of shitty town
>Lots of tubes and pipes on table, liquids bubbling
>He rambles about "science" and "progress"
>Tells me he can turn Iron into gold but needs my help to get new equipment and ingredients
>Clearly satanist
>Mention of gold makes me think though
>Gives me list of things he needs
>Fuckingsidequest.scroll
>Tell him I will be back with ingredients
>Have the town idiot beat devilworshipper to death
>Tardstrengthforthewin.tealeaves
>Burn tent with holyoil
>Everything is purified
>Sell charred remains of defeated satanist local church to buy more jars for leeches and deformed bodyparts
>I am a doctor
>>675583194
>>675574426
I may not be IT, but this doctor is.
I got a few more
>>675583679
not having much luck with attaching the files
>>675582444
I amz.
also, bump!
this shit is gold
>>675579577
Do people really do that? Just come on the Internet and lie
>I am a doctor
>Plague has rampaged town
>ohyeahmrkrabs.santamaria
>Family has infected son
>Ask for payment upfront
>Take all money
>Poke kid with me pokey stick
>Hegonnadie.nigger
>Leave
>I am a doctor
>>675572135
Oh anon <3 bro
