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>A reporter asks Donald J Trump,
>Mr. Trump, what's two plus two?

"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me, and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them, look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh, my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. By the way, if you check the polls, I'm winning. especially when it comes to the number 2. It's like a 2, with a lot of 0s after it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy, but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
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exactly
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So let me tell you, we have a problem. We have a problem in this country. We know what 2+2 is. The mathematicians will tell you we don’t, but y’know, these guys have lied to us for eight years. Can you believe it? They’ve lied to us for eight years. It’s crazy. Absolutely crazy. They have absolutely no respect for our president. None. Zero. Because he's soft, and these guys, they know the system. They know. They're smart guys. But I'm smarter than they are. Did you know that? You wouldn't believe it. It takes business people like me to negotiate with these guys. But Obama and his people couldn't make a deal with Howie Mandel. The media will tell you how great these guys are. They make these guys out to be angels. When the media shows these guys on T.V, they have pencils, did you know that? PENCILS bought with your tax money. And ERASERS. It shows these guys writing on a board, you know, teaching. Teaching OUR kids. But who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping? Could you tell me that? That’s the stuff they don’t show you. They show the teaching, but they won’t show the raping. They won’t show it. It’s awful. Just awful. These guys need to be punched in the face. I mean, I don’t mean it like that, but if anybody needs to be exterminated, it’s these guys. I’m a nonviolent guy, did you know that? I’m probably the most nonviolent guy you’ll ever meet. But these guys, the mathematicians, they’re nasty, nasty, people. You know what mathematicians are? Losers. I mean, these are ugly, ugly people we're dealing with here. They're losers. SOME, I assume, are great people. But I mean, nobody loses more than these guys. Who loses more than these guys? Really? I have friends who are mathematicians, lovely people I tell you, and they call me up and they say “Donald”, “You’re a good guy”. Let me tell you, I know the best mathematicians. I know the best mathematicians that no one has even heard about. You wouldn’t believe it.
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>>675332086
>I believe sounds bites that the media takes out of context to fit into their narrative.
Go learn economics, faggot.
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>>675332902
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>>675332902
faggot*
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You're admonished!
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>>675333356
#Bernout
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>>675334081
#edgelord
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>>675332086
>>675332726

two great posts

>>675332902

followed by a huge faggot who cant even see that all does trump is hit soundbites and thinks he knows economucs because the man who he learnt it all from has more money than him.
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>>675332086
Fucking nailed it!
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>Bernie, what's 2+2?

FREE SHIT.
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>>675335296
>Bernie, what's 2+2
It's racism.
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>>675332902
What are you talking about? this he was actually asked how he was going to make America great again, if you replaces all the instances of where he mentions America and making it great again with "2+2" you get what OP posted. A good way for the innate retards to see that he doesn't actually know shit.
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>>675332086
>>675332726
I like you.
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>>675334530
OP stop pretending to post as fellow #Bernouts.
>muh free stuffs
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>>675332086
>"the only way to defeat global warming is by taxing corporations more"
Hernie Flanders.
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>>675335296
"its 4"
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>>675337319
Do you own a corporation or company?
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>>675336957
we give the government money so they owe us shit. we work our asses off for bitches that dont usually care
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>>675332086
Congrats, America; the race for our leader has come down this idiot and a woman who's not even liked by members of her own party. We're doing great
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>>675332726
>>675332086
I like Trump and this still made me chuckle.
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>>675338566
I don't understand the point this quote is trying to make

"People have been fighting for change for a long time and things still haven't changed that much"

What?
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>>675338566
just saying, we shouldnt let people die off because they cant afford shit.
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>>675338937
b-buh muh Ayn Rand
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>>675338937
Um. Yeah we should?
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http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2015/12/17/what-is-nuclear-triad-debate-sot.cnn

hes gona burn the fucking world
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>>675338566
don't go to CNN for dick jokes and don't go to a basketball player for political commentary.
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>>675339157
Human morality can go into the trash

If we all fight against eachother to further ourselves, we'll get ahead, rite?
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>>675332086

Trump wants to destroy NATO thus destroying Europas security as well as the strategic platform of the US in Eurasia.

This proves Trump is working for Putin and is a traitor as Putin has a posed NATO for decades and is the only reason Russia hasn't continued it's expansion.

Trump is Putins puppet to destroy NATO and make the US a non threat to Russia for Russia own plans.
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>>675339456
Yup. Exactly.
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>>675339825
I don't think so. Fighting for individual gain only hurts the whole. The only way we can get ahead is to work together.
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>>675338439
You need three or four new political parties that you can vote for.
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>>675340668
Collectivism sure has produced great results :^)
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>>675340769
This. Even ol' Washington was disturbed we were leaning toward a two-party system back when he ended his term
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>>675332726
also the fucking jews
but he did said something that I liked he mentioned that the middle east was their own problem and that they solve it.
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>>675332086
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>>675341433
>@GarfieldKart

wot
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>>675332086
But Sith lord Varicose Cankles or Komrade Sanderss is OK ?
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>>675340668
>I don't think so. Fighting for individual gain only hurts the whole. The only way we can get ahead is to work together.
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>>675341433
Fuckin checked
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>>675332086
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>>675339724
>Non-threat to Russia
M9, thats what Obama has been doing these past 8 years
No one respects us, everyone hates us, and we have become the laughing stock of the world, when after 9/11 we had a lot of the worlds support.
There's a reason Putin was put as the most powerful man in the world, while Obama was 4th, even though the US has a much bigger army than Russia, and, I believe, more influence.
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>>675341732
I've been rekt. Looks like you won this internet argument
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>>675338871
They've been "winning" and they keep getting their way.

>things haven't changed that much
they do and these same people still complain.

such is the crux of progressivism. there is no goal, only "not whatever we have now"
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>>675339262
>occupy
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>>675342837
>there is no goal, only "not whatever we have now"
But... Isn't that the point? Things can never be perfect, so we keep reaching for it, so we come as close as we possibly can.
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>>675332086
Translate this, I don't speak retard.
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>>675343679
>"I don't have any real ideas or solutions, I just want to make loud noises so people will listen to me"
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>>675342320
>There's a reason Putin was put as the most powerful man in the world, while Obama was 4th, even though the US has a much bigger army than Russia, and, I believe, more influence.
That reason is called "Congress". Everyone knew that Obamas ability to facilitate change is strangled by "enemy" politicians more interested in just being road blocks for him than to enact smart politics.
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