Hello /b/
You can call me Dark Magician
I'm about to tell you a story that is really suitable for this part of 4chan.
Mind not my broken engrish.
>Be me 10 years ago
>Be rich as fuck,being rich here is highly unlikely
>Own top notch newest gaming equipment
>Ps2 omg
>Parents buy me anything i want
>Get em yu gi oh cards
>all kids i know own just chinese fake copies
>mine are original with watermark an shit
>get dark magician in one of boosters
>all my friends jelly
>one of them a boy 12 years old
>i really hanged out with this kid,he was my neighbour
>invited him often to my mansion to play digimon rumble arena 2
>he tought i was a god
>anyway i often gave him some of the cards i didnt use
>He was always extremly happy when i would give him a card or even invite him to play vidya with me.
>One time when we were at mansion playing vidya my mom bought me few more boosters in capital
>I tore the boosters apart and behold a shiny dark magician
>friend is like "wow anon you are so lucky you now have two!|
>Yeah but this one is shiny
>We cont to play vidya ,i notice the shine in his eyes
>he occasionally looks at the shiny magician on the floor
>his vampiric gaze..he craves for this card
>he then asks me wheter i would be able to borrow him few of my cards cause he wants to go to the tournament in mcdonalds,which would require him to have all original cards
>I say sure why not
>Hes happy beyond eternity
>He goes to tourney
>loses like a bitch,nvm its worth the try i say
>He gives me back my cards
>and finally he takes out shiny magician that was in his jacket in some card foil
>he looks at it,hands it over to me and says
>man this is the card i would kill for
Cont?
saged
>>671685514
I must also note thanks to my gaming every time i had to go to the bathroom to shit i was holding my shit to the maximum which eventually caused some sort of anal pleasure while holding my shit and when it gets hard enough like after few hours (sometimes i would hold it for tommorow) i would release it slowly while climaxing.
This caused some sort of sever sexual instability which made me experiment in really weird manners ,like jerking of while touching my anus,or even fucking some watermellons and shit like that,i dont know,exploring i guess.I was at a stage where i would fuck a handicaped goat when i get horny.
>>671685915
that's called puberty anon
>>671686002
I dont know,holding your shit for tomorrow so you can analy please urself isnt really what u can call puberty.
>>671685915
Fucking normies...
>>671686113
the other stuff is. and i guess the shit thing is a faggot thing
>>671685514
Cont
>So i get this great idea
>why dont i fuck him and give him the card for the service
>Spend entire night thinking about it
>Would i really do this
>Would he really do it,he maybe was just saying that he would kill for the card
>Well im gona do it
>tommorow i call him for vidya
>he shows up instantly
>I ask him
>would you really kill for that dark magician card?
>hes like "well not really kill haha"
>"Jesus dude ur obsessed with that card,you would even fuck someone for this card"
>Hes "Well i wouldnt fuck anyone for it"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Well i would do it with you cause i know you and i know you wouldnt tell anyone"
>he starts laughing then
>my dick is beyond diamonds at this points
>i go to bathroom and fap like a bitch reaching climax in meere seconds
>I come back and take out my shiny dark magician
>"I will give you this card if you let me fuck you"
>He stares at me and blushes asks if im serious
>>671685514
bump
>>671686735
bumperino
>>671686735
end ?
>>671686735
cont
>at this point i feel ashamed
>I tell him that i actually mean it
>He says no you must be joking
>I start laughing abit and tell him once again that i mean it
>give him the card and tell him it is his if he gives me to fuck him for abit
>He takes the card and asks me how we would do it
>I tell him to go and lie down on the couch and to strip naked
>He goes to the couch and grabs his pants in order to take them off
>he turns to me and asks again if im joking
>i tell him to just take of his pants
>feels so fucking horny i would even rape him at this time
>he lies down on his belly and takes of his pants to reveal that tiny pearl white ass
>such smooth skin..it made me beyond horny
>I tell him to asume the dog position
>I can see his asshole already small and pink
>Oh god i cant wait
>I take of my pands and place my hard dick on his anus
>instantly cum without even entering
>He asks why did i pee on him
>i blush and start wiping his ass with my panties
>dick still hard as fuck
>place it on anus again
>Slowly start entering
>he jerks away from me says it hurts him
>I go fucking mad
>"Well it wont hurt anymore once iv entered"
>he says to go on
>i spit on my dick and try entering again
>feels really tight,he might be squeezing his ass
>Tell him to loosen up and relax
>half of the head is in
>he keeps repeating it hurts it hurts
Is this going anywhere?
Bel air?
op is literally a faggot
Funny Mange dialog and comments thread.
>>671687964
FUUUCCCK
>>671687612
cont
>Its over i cant stop now
>I go in full thrust mode
>he screams loudly and jerks away from me
>tells me he cant do it and it hurts too much
>Im very pissed at this point and extremnly horny
>Im panicking...i have to fuck him
>I back away from couch and go to tv,take out the drawer from the desk and tell him that he can have any card he wants
>he stares at card full drawer and says "i want a full deck"
>"this fucking cunt"
>I tell him to select 40 cards and take them so we can start already
>he goes trough cards and select few
>i tell him to hurry up while slowly jerking of
>He selects his fucking 40 cards and goes back to couch
>i spit on my dick again and start engaging
>entire head is in...it feels so warm..so good.its like nothing i ever felt before
>he still moans and complains about pain
>its fucking over now
>more i enter the more he moans
>my small dick is finaly inside of him,completly
>oh god it feels so fucking good
>i start thrusting like a boss
>it feels like it needs more spit
>he burrows his head in the pillow and moans like a cunt
>i came pretty fast inside of him
>I didnt want to tell him its over cause i wanted more
>my dick was still hard so i kept going with it
>it hurted for abit after i came but then it started feeling good again
Bare with me please,i dont have this pre typed on my pc cause of wife.and shes took our son outside right now so i have some time to write this and confess my faggot sins to an online community of faggots.
Pls go on
>>671689062
Shit got gay 10 minutes ago and youre still here anon
This sounds hot.
Omfg hurry the fuxk up
>>671688382
>So as i resumed my fucking
>it lasted abit longer this time
>it felts awesome
>i tell him im done
>feel disgusted just by looking at him
>He pulls out his head from the pillow
>i notice his red eyes and tear wet face
>i ask him if he was crying and if it hurt allot
>he tells me its okay and i gave him all those cards he could only dream of
>he put on his stuff on again and we resumed some vidya
>all i felt was disgust while looking at him
>i wanted to beat the shit out of him
>it felt so wrong what i did
>i quickly told him to go home and that i want to go to sleep
>As he went off i went to the coudh to lie down for abit
>then i notice it
>blood
>on the couch
>his ass was positioned above the blood spot
>what the fucking fuck
>im frozen and in terror
>wtf did i fucking destroyed his anus
>did i just kill him
>i panic like a bitch and get some rug and water to clean that shit up
...Got anymore Dark Magicians ;D?
>>671689599
no but nice dubs
>>671689689
you want to get fucked by op or what nigger?
>>671689599
Faggot
>>671689767
i am op u fucking cunt.
on a board daily filled by cock rating threads,gay porn and traps,people still call eachother faggots?
>>671689571
Keep the story going!
>>671689889
Want to suck each others cocks? I'll show you how much of a faggot I can be.
Right now little bitch? I'll suck your dick right in front of your mom.
And she'll watch, as I look over at her. And then look lovingly into your eyes as my faggot tongue slurps your dick.
And in horror, as you're just about to bust a nut. Your dad walks up. Right behind me. And starts fucking my ass, as both of us faggots stare you in the face, sucking your dick. Making you cum.
That's when your mom comes in. And right before pushing her dick into your ass, she says.
"Keep your faggots close, and your faggots closer."
>>671689571
BUMP
>>671689571
cont
>i have no means of calling him
>cell phones were only adult stuff back then
>Its too late to go to his place now my parents will ask questions
>i try to sleep but i cant
>i inspect my dick but everything is okay it does smell shitty tho
>Its definitly his blood
>i cant sleep,spend entire night just waiting for my parents to go to work so i can go to him and check what happend and if hes okay
>It finally happens
>its early but i still have to go to him
>i knock on his door and his grandma appears
>Is anon here?
>No they went to emergency last nigh he is sick and she doesnt know anything yet untill his parents return from hospital
>OH MY FUCKING DARK MAGICIAN GOD
>Im dead
>im so fucking dead
>i go home run arround house thinking of what kind of excuses will i give
>is there really any other explenation than being fucked in the ass
>maybe he wont tell
>this comforts me for abit
>but it was highly unlikely
>suddenly my parrents are home
>it was already afternoon and i spent all day just thinking what will i fucking do
>Mom asks how was my day
>she doesnt know anything
>small relief
>suddenly someone is on our gate the dogs are barking
>i look trough window
>its the police
>im fucked.
Go on.
>>671690882
hurry the fuck up
>disgusted after an anal plow of another man
faggot. please tell me you're a registered sex offender that would be top kek
>>671690882
Young romance!
Someone screencap this shit.
>>671690882
How the fuck am I envisioning this disgusting fucking story? Keep on op, you nasty faggot lol.
>>671690882
Cont
>My dad goes outside and im still at window
>im frozen in fear and thinking how i will escape once they come for me
>Dad talks abit to policeman
>turns around and looks at me watching from the window
>Im dead
>Mom goes out as well
>now police and parents are entering the house
>i go upstairs to my room
>mom is calling me
>I hide in the closet with some childlish imagination that they wouldnt find me there
>I hear them coming to my room
>They are searching for me
>mom keeps saying stuff like "its okay honey we just want to talk"
>Finaly dad opens the closet
>i start screaming and have a panic attack,my inability to solve this problem is killing me
>i start waving with my hands and feet jerking like a headless pig
>screaming and talking satanic
>cops help my parents detain me and calm me down
>spiling water on my face
>i pretend i fainted
>they put me on the couch and sit near me and start talking about the case while the ambulance arrives
Op shall hencefourth be known as the dark magician rapist.
>>671691794
He didn't rape! Was consented with Yugioh cards.
Op you never said how old you were at the time?
I feel like I read something like this before
come on , i stoped what im doing to read this shit ... delivah
>>671691867
child prostitution lol
>>671691867
Man The Dark Wizard rapist is out there. Hide Yo cards
>>671691794
It wasnt a rape,he wanted it.
>>671691928
I was 14 at the time.
>>671692030
K E K
E
K
sounds like the fuking hunger games .. "when mom went to the capital"
>>671691928
20 year old
this was the end of his teacher career
more pls
more greentext pls XD
>>671692261
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD
I LOL'D SO HARD :DD
:DDDD
ROFL
XDDDDDDDDDD
good job OP
>>671692233
look at those dubs
>>671692382
Kill yourself
>>671692410
you start first
he just check'd me
>>671692410
well that was fucking out of the blue ...? i step on ur cock ? u horny and frustrated that OP is taking long?...
Massive Faggot
>>671692613
Mein Kamerad
>>671692111
So the kid fucked in the ass was 16? 2 years older than you?
>>671692111
Cont by holy trips
>They talk about what happened with my parrents
>They said that the the cunt got some internal bleeding cause of riped cologne and that he is on the brink of sepsis
>literaly hes gona die if something something doesnt happen
>i killed him
>with my dick for a dark magician
>he literaly died for the card
>well thats what i tought
>but the ambulance arrived
>doctor grabs my head and opens my eyelid and pierces it with light rays
>hes like "kid is pretending hes fine"
>i get handcuffed
>mom starts crying
>me and parrents both go to police station for the statement
>I dont know what should i say
>The cunt said that i fucked him
>so i tought that if i say why did i fuck him that i would be pardoned
>like he wanted it for the cards
>it was a fair trade
>dad called his lawyer
>Told me not to talk to anyone untill his lawyer arrives
>It happnes,now i told everything to my parrents and the lawyer
>Mom starts crying and dad hugs her
>they look at me with gaze of dissapointment
>lawyers says minimum i get is few years in some prison for kid criminals i guess
>that is only if the cunt survives
>>671692537
I'm not >>671692410
but I agree you should cut your dick off and die
go on faggot...
>>671692806
He was 12,2 years younger than me.
>>671692823
Le continue.
>>671685514
Friendly reminder that this guy has been married and had a son which probably fucks for beyblades
>>671692823
If your Momma got scared and sent you to live with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel'air I'm gonna be pissed.
>>671692823
>it was a fair trade
>My sides
>>671692823
Cont.
>one month later
>little fuck gets well
>calls me
>said it was the time of his life
>said he never felt like this before
>swears its the truth
cont ?
>>671693125
Fuck you im not a pedophile you fucking cunt.
I was 14 he was 12,dont see anything pedo about that.now shut the fuck up before i buy your life.
>>671693375
you're a faggot loser, holy fucking shit anon
>>671693375
dear god, yes
>>671693375
Cont
>he wanted me to fuck him again
>he gave me back the black magician
>i fucked him good
>he got pregnant
>sold baby
profit
>>671693464
technically true, usually if both parties are underage, the legal "difference" in age is at least 2 to 3 years apart.
OP is a huge faggot
>>671693525
You better not be OP.
>>671693464
At age 14 you are basically self aware and lose all childhood innocence. You unironically played Yu Gi Oh at ahe 14. Also you raped a kid.
>>671693660
i unironically play YU Gi Oh alone against myself at age 24
> Bansozka
>>671692823
Cont
>Parents tell me its gona be alright and i should just listen to what lawyers tells me
>He tells me somke crappy story that im gona tell like
>how i didnt even hang out with him that day
>that i even barely know this kid
>i kept telling him about the cards i gave him and that this is the proof of him hanging out with me
>all the kids knew that he was my bff
>So lawyers shuts up...like hes thinking
>go talk to my parrents
>comes back with the story that i need to say in my statement
>Basicly cunt stole my cards
>i chased him
>he tried to skip our gate
>pierced himself on the gate spike
>im like wtf
>he tells me to say that
>that most of our problems are solved if i say that
>
>>671693660
Kid was 12.
OP was 14.
It wasn't rape in any way.
Kids bodies become sexually active at that age.
Learn biology.
>>671693960
Butt sexx.
>>671694019
The only biology I need to know is a teenager putting his penis into a kid and destroying his colon. Gay and rape
>>671693960
>what people dont know
>he actually pierced himself on that gate
>i'm actually a gate spike
>kid is actually dog
>>671694186
what is a colon
too afraid to google that shit
>>671694308
B8 Or underage either way kek
>>671694308
the intestinal region, where you shit from.
>>671694243
lmao
>>671694186
/thread
OP, you are a huge faggot
>>671694308
are you fucking retarted?
the colon is you large intestine
>>671694308
You fucking degenerate fuck. Its your guts close to your ass. Where shit comes from. Get it?
>>671694243
LOL
>>671694243
HAHAHA
>>671694243
kek
Still have my deck of yigioh cards somewhere. Assembled it ftom the best cards i stole from all the other kids decks. Would ask to see their cards and slip all the ones i wanted up my sleeve and they probably never knew where they lost them. I Actually have the holographic dark magician op is talking about, stole it from some kid along with all the other cards i wanted
>>671693960
Cont
>I say shitty lawyer story
>it works
>life after this case is weird
>mum and dad won't look me in eyes
>they stop buying me shit
>tell me that I need to live with my auntie and uncle for a bit
>2 years until I realise theyre not taking me back
>don't think they told auntie and uncle what I did
>go to genetics museum one day
>bit by spider
>my thread feels weird starts changing somehow
>mfw this is now a spider man thread
>>671694243
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>671694529
>>671694597
>>671694651
>>671694568
GTFO samefagging scum
>>671694243
GOLDEN
>>671694186
...That's it?
Really?
Not "How to prevent diseases from entering my body"
Or
"How animals of similar species evolved so differently?"
Your intellectual curiosity for biology peaked at a 14 year old putting his dick inside of a 12 year old's body?
So literally when you thought of that, you decided that was ALL you needed to know.
So like, when you're at a Restaurant and the Waitress asks if you'd like to wash your hands before your meal you'd respond with
"A fourteen year old put his dick inside of a twelve year old." and have a grumpy face while you wait for your steak?
Well good job.
>>671694435
>>671694431
>>671694420
>>671694413
>>671694397
You twats i don't speak your fukkin fancy sounding language
i have trouble to remember all organs in my language don't fuck my mind with your shithole words noone can remember
i fuckin know cotton this is where socks are made from and i stick my dick in it and it didn bleed.
so excusez moi i dont know everything.
>>671693960
>I listend to the lawyer and explain this to the police
>they are not very happy about it,claiming that i lie
>I still get off with it
>Statement is over and im released untill further notice
>Few days pass no one is talking about it
>mom and dad are distancing themselves from me
>like im surprised
>Lawyer comes and informs us that the cunt has fallen to the coma
>I can see that my parrents are literaly happy about it
>The cunt only said that i fucked him,nothing else
>There is no evidence there is nothing
>if he dies now,it will be over
>And so he did,after few weeks he died out of sepsis never waking up from coma in first place
>all charges were droped because of lack of evidence and its literaly a 12 year old just saying stuff against me,who knows,kid spite i guess
>After that we sold the mansion and moved to a house in the capital
>my parrents never really talked to me about that
>they only once said that i should not tell this to anyone
>I didnt really feel horrible because i literaly killed him and got away with it
>he wanted the card,he got it.
>I lived on without thinking much about it
>In fact i also had a new neighbour here in the capital,this girl would often come for vidya,damn she liked my gaming pc and world of warcraft,damn..if only she coult pay for subscription.
>I did arrange her a subscription,didnt kill her tho,she was just obligated to sit on my dick while playing her Undead warlock.
Thats about it,im no happily married and nobody knows my dark magician secrets,except for you faggots.
>>671694747
no get wrecked lmao
Now you can ask me anything.
>>671694799
Where you from that you don't know what a colon is?
FINISH THE FUCKING STORY YOU FUCKING CUNT I NEED TO GO SOON MOTHERFUCKERS SOME PEOPLE NOT PRETYPING YOU SHOULD ANHERO FAGGOT
>>671694983
What is your telephone number?
>>671694709
I was expecting Fresh Prince pasta
>>671694983
Are you gay?
>>671694243
lol
>>671695051
Maximum Butthurt :^)
we found the colon kid
>>671694836
Good god op. You fucked him to death.
10/10 would rape again
>>671694243
lmao
>>671694243
HAHAHAHAHA
>>671694836
if i was rich id to the same
>>671694243
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS BETTER THAN OP'S ENDING
Someone needs to screen cap this shit. I'd do it, but I'm on mobile.
>>671694779
"Muh intellectual intelligents" reddit gay
>>671695173
No i am not gay,im in no way attracted to men.
Ofc now everyone will go crazy and say killed a boy with a dick and claims hes not gay ,but i was in fucking puberty and as i stated i experimented alot on top of which i was horny to the point of rape,a hole is a hole..it was my view back in the day i guess.
>>671694243
KEK
>>671694243
I'm literally in tears
>>671694836
How can you claim to cum in his ass, hes taken to the hospital that night yet they have no proof the DNA is still in his ass
>>671694836
Killing yourself would do a great benefit to the world
>>671694836
well that story is fucked up you piece of little faggot but quite entertaining.
would rape/10
>>671694983
So can I have that Dark Magician card?
>>671695491
Interesting question,10 years ago,balkan region,third world,do the math.
>>671694243
Christ xDDDDDDDDDD
>>671694243
/thread
>>671695491
they shaked the boy too hard in laughter when he told them that he got raped to death
>>671695319
Don't get mad at me.
It's not my fault that the idea of two young boys in the flowering of their youth gets you so sexually turned on that nothing else can top your interest.
You said it yourself. You don't need anything else. Just 14 year old boy putting his dick in a 12 year old. Gay rape.
<3 but I still love you faggot.
>>671694243
lol nice
>>671694655
Did you bleed from your intestine afterwards?
>>671694243
lol this needs to become a meme
>>671695499
No.
>>671695589
You can...
>>671694243
LMAO
someone cap this pls
>>671694243
OH MAN, this is brilliant
>>671694243
my man
>>671694836
There is no way this is real
>>671696004
Fuck you. You do it.
>>671695824
Well yes but thats unrelated
>>671695615
Where exactly in the Balkan region lol?
Someone better of screen capped all that
>>671696259
i will not reveal this.it is enough that say its unstable and corrupt region,shithole of europe and world i guess.I dont know how much did my parrents money help in droping the charges can i cant claim that shity lawyers story actually worked,id rather say it was the money.
>>671696259
I bet it's Serbia
>>671695615
I thought about this but it does seem strange they wouldn't do some DNA investigation since the 12yo ended up dying from what he was claiming as rape.
>>671696653
I dont even think our cops used dna stuff in investigations back then.Im not sure tho
>>671694836
I don't understand your story. What backward country can you be in where they would punish you for exploring your sexuality with another young boy? Like a get that a lot of places would be mad becuase you two were being fags but your story implied that it wasn't about that it was about him being hurt. Who the hell is going to go "oh he must have brutaly raped that other kid and killed him"
>>671694836
Great story OP, you've made this anon's afternoon a little more interesting with this neat story of eroticide
>>671696478
Sounds very likely lol. You know, fucking kids to death for Yu-gi-oh cards is probably something normal for them. OP, you've probably thought about this a thousand times, but I'll say it again: YOU FUCKED A KID TO DEATH FOR A FUCKING DARK MAGICIAN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYNPnql9YI
>>671695695
No need for the ad hominem kek
>>671696877
I still bet its Serbia.
>>671694836
you don't have stories about the girl ?
>>671696653
Dont get me wrong,im not entirely sure,i do know i wasnt asked for any samples,if they did the dna investigation i bet my parrents money had something to do with stoping that.
>>671696877
The kid just said i fucked him,nothing else,i was brought in to tell the details of this fucking which caused his riped colone and sepsis.
>>671694836
Savage a-hole.
>>671697224
It was nothing special really,she was just a slut,i was 17 then and she was 16,she wanted me to fuck her,like she knew if she gave me pussy she would get to play more.no big deal..didnt even ask her.
>>671697241
So what's your relationship with your parents now? You feel guilty or anything that made you post this story lol?
>>671697429
I dont feel guilty
Relationship with parents was okay untill i got married with a girl that is not same religion as i am,this cause some turbilence but no big deal.we never spoke of the case ever.
I did not feel guilty as i didnt do it on purpose,he wanted it,i didnt rape him..he lie on the bed and took his pants off,so whatever.
I only posted it because this is a place for posting stories like this,well you could say i was dying to just tell someone.westerners will never feel this kind of power unless they are so rich beyond imagination,my wealth is something small in this world,but here its the power of the god.
we will avenge this little boy who died
time to hunt / b / !
what we know so far:
> rich boy
> homosexual
> Lived in a mansion
> Collected cards
Literally fucked a 12 year old to death. Maximum kek OP.
>>671694836
there is something called karma. when you are not expecting it, something will come and fuck your life and you will remember that poor boy. you piece of shit. fucking spoiled fat faggot. without your parents money you would be just a hobo sucking cock for a mc donalds happy meal
>>671695615
>10 yearsago
>2006
>Still not having DNA testing
>>671697734
You're probably a fucking sandnigger. Calling it right now.
>>671697853
>Balkan region
>>671697853
or you could suck a dick
>>671697853
>Not feel guilty
>>671697886
as OP said that his family had money, i wouldnt be surprised if his father paid the police. balkan region. it is a shitty hole. corrupt police. corrupt politicians. his familys fortune is probably based on curroption. fuck OP. fuck him.
>>671697853
fuck the boy he knew the price for a full yu gi oh deck of his choice.
>>671697853
>it sure is a white guy
>>671697853
>It is a sociopath
>It is a cretin
>It is a fagot
And here now
Sitting
My sides
Im thinking,god knows how much of these stories i read on /b/..how many did i believe in?
How many days have i laughed or felt disgusted by these stories..and some faggot was just waiting for his queue in gw2 match and writing a shitty story that /b/tards will accept,screencap and repost for years to come.
This is a prof you guys will believe anything trown at you,if it hass murder,faggots and if u can fap to it.
whats worse..im just like that..still reading them and hoping they are real.
ayy lmao
>>671698576
I cut myself on that edge
>>671691618
Bump for fuck sake continue!!!!
>>671698576
I still fucking remember the one with the garbage meat, and the epic adventures of Neal(?)
>>671697853
>He enjoys anal sex
>>671698576
Well if edgy enough
I will depart now
Thanks for your time /b/ i hope i entertained you a little,or maybe gave you a fertile ground to grow some new dank memes!
Love you faggots.
This whole case showcases two things: OP is always a faggot(100% of the time) and that if you have a decent amount of money, you can get away with murder pretty easily.
>>671694836
i call bullshit, lack of evidence but you still came inside the guy, sry op you goin to imaginary jail
>>671696394
This any good?
>>671699688
Forgot to attach it because autism
>>671697853
>there was yu-gi-oh tournament held back then in local mc donalds
>>671697734
lel kid you don't know what power is. wealth doesn't give you power, it just makes your life a lie in a shit country like yours. enjoy the envy from all your "friends", and all the pity from the first world
>be 41 years old. happy married and father of a 12 years old son
>life is hard, life is difficult in the balkan region
>the war in the 90s fucked up the country, people live in poverty
>i have shitty job, clean sewerage for few dollars a day
>son is clever and one of the best students in school, maybe he will have a bright future and help his family
>rich family built a huge house next to my 1,5 room house, they move in with a spoiled fat piece of shit
>their fortune is probably based on curroption as all rich assholes are corrupt in this country
>spoiled fat piece of shit invites my son as he has no friends and wants someone to play
>i dont like the rich family, neither the fat son, but it's my sons decision with whom he wants to be friends
>son tells me that the fat son is arrogant and egocentric, but he keeps visiting him because they have all the new japanese stuff that I cant afford
>he tells me about some japanese cards with monster which costs as much as one week food
>i see some cheap fake cards of those and buy them, son is happy but he still talks about the original ones
>one day he comes from the rich familys house and looks in pain
>i ask him what is wrong and keeps pretending that everything is fine
>he screams of pain in the night, i go check him, his bed is full of blood
>i ask him what happened, he is embarrasing and tells me that he let the fat faggot fuck him in his ass for 40 japanese cards
>he is suffering from pain that i can't be mad
>go to hospital and the docs tell me that it is very bad
>they could send him to the hospital in the capital, because they are specialised in those operations, but i cant afford him
>pray to god that my son will recover
continue
>>671699775
Add this 671693525 and that 671694243?
>>671694243
lol
holy fucking shit
>>671700096
>contact police and tell him the story, they go immediately to the familys house
>next day my son falls in coma, he is doing very bad
>police tells me there is no evidence that it was the fat bastard who fucked my son in the ass. they tell me that my son hurted himself
>fucking curropt bastards
>few day pass and my son dies
>my wife and I are shocked. my lovely son died
>rich neighbourds move to the capital as soon as they could
>months pass, life isnt the same anymore
>my wife and I start have discussions about random shit
>we miss our son so much
>i come back from work and see that my wife hung herself
>i lost son and wife, my life is meaningless
>fall in depression and start to drink every 1 bottle of vodka
>years pass away
>i am a useless man, alcohol, depressed
>my company sends me to the capital to do a job there, they have big problems few the sewerage system
>as i am working there I see the same spoiled fat bastard
>he is older, but i can recognize him
>he is driving with a porsche and a hot blondine. his parents keep giving him a lot of money
>i follow the fat bastard to his house, he has a huge mansion
>life is unfair, he should be in hell
>i buy a gun from the balkan mafia for 100 bucks
>my life has a meaning again
>i am planning to kill that fat bastard tomorrow
i will kill you, you fat bastard! prepare yourself
>>671701045
excuse my english, i am from balkan and learned english by reading 4chan
Story is fake,i only writen it to prove to myself that you faggots will believe anything as well as i usually do on this board.
Only true part of the story is that i fucked that girl vidya time i guess.but we were big enough to fuck anyhow.i like the replies tho.
>>671697853
Possibly Kebab Hunter
>>671701223
Obviously it's fake but it's still funny so it doesn't matter to me
>>671701045
>Buying a gun from balkan mafia for 100 bucks.
Kek
>>671700096
u killed me !!!
>fat faggot fucked him in the ass for 40 japanese cards
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT.
>>671694243
/thread
Best greentext
>>671694709
Top Kek
legendary post
>>671699775
kek
>>671700036
>not realizing story is fake
>trying to have a /pol/ type conversation
No semen in the ass?
No ass stretching?
Cmon op...
