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i fuckn dare ya
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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http://netrunnerdb.com/en/decklist/33224/dirty-laundry-ep-14-college-spirit-w-x3r0h0ur#
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Those named by Trump include counterterrorism expert Walid Phares; Carter Page, a long-time energy industry consultant; George Papadopoulos ("an oil and energy consultant. Excellent guy"); Joe Schmitz, a former inspector general at the Defense Department; retired Army Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg, "and quite a few more," Trump told the editorial board at the meeting in downtown Washington, where he was accompanied by campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and spokeswoman Hope Hicks.
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¡Escalada argumental!
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$250.33 USD
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The Belray Surge
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http://www.autism.com/
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לדון הוא פיזיקאי תאורטי במכון הטכנולוגי של קליפורניה שגר בדירה אחת יחד עם עמיתווחברו הטוב ביותר לאונרד הופסטטר (מגולם על ידי ג'וני גאלקי). הם גרים בצד השני של המסדרון מול מלצרית-שחקנית חברותית בשם פני (מגולמת על ידי קיילי קווקו). שלדון מתעמת איתה לעתים קרובות בשל מנהגיה אך למרות זאת מזהה אותה בתור אחת מחבריו. שלדון מציג בסדרה הקפדה יוצאת דופן על שגרה, היעדר מוחלט של כישורים חברתיים, הבנה קלושה של ציניות, אירוניה, הומור וחוסר כללי בענווה או באמפתיה. הוא נוהג להתגאות באופן קבוע ובולט באינטליגנציה שלו, שטובה בהרבה מהסובבים אותו. מאפיינים אלו מספקים את עיקר ההומור של הדמות שלו ואת מלוא המיקוד של פרקים מסוימים בסדרה. הוא תואר פעמים רבות כדמות הפופולרית ביותר בסדרה בעיני הצופים.[דרוש מקור] מבקרים ומעריצים רבים העריכו כי תכונות האישיות של שלדון עולים בקנה אחד עם האבחנה של תסמונת אספרגר או הפרעה אובססיבית כפייתית.[דרוש מקור] למרות זאת, תאוריה זאת נדחתה שוב ושוב על ידי ביל פארדי, אחד מיוצרי הסדרה.
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myfairylove
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"just waiting in base"
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>>675125690

Moonrunes.
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http://41.media.tumblr.com/dd0834d64f003318147d5e26f5228d0c/tumblr_n8qhbjBT9m1r4gekgo1_1280.png
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https://i.4cdn.org/g/1458568229102.webm
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>>675125690
>Translated:
Don is a theoretical physicist of the California Institute of Technology who lives in an apartment with the best Amitoohbro Leonard Hofstadter (played by Johnny Galecki). They live on the other side of the corridor in front of the friendly waitress-actress named Penny (played by Kaley Cuoco). Sheldon confronts her often because of practices yet recognized her as one of his friends. Sheldon presents an extraordinary series adhering to a routine, a total lack of social skills, a tenuous grasp of sarcasm, irony, humor and general lack of humility or empathy. He takes pride in regularly and prominently in intelligence, much better than those around him. These features provide the bulk of the humor of his character and the entire focus of certain episodes in the series. He holds many times the most popular figure in the series in the eyes of viewers. [Needed source] visitors and many fans speculated that personality traits of Sheldon consistent with a diagnosis of Asperger's syndrome or obsessive-compulsive disorder. [Required Source] However, this theory was rejected again and again by Bill Pardee, one of the creators of the series.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLHOeCK3QBI
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>be me
>be plague doctor in medieval times
>making potions in my castle
>some fucking peasant accuses me of witchcraft
>ohfuck.scripture
>whole town at my castle
>whole town trying to burn me at the stake
>threaten to give town the plague if they burn me
>mfw when they have the plague anyway
>mfw when they die of the plague
>mfw when I have the plague
>i am a doctor
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http://ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-rappers-of-all-time
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http://imgur.com/a/H3YmD
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Want Orcs Must Die 1 or 2, Postal 2, Terraria or something random.

https://www.steamcommunity.com/id/tarikkert71
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(´・ω・`)
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>>675125769
truuuu
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http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
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chrome://flags
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
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Some people die at 20 and aren't buried until 80.
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2.68
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>>675125369
https://youtu.be/e8wKdvxEA2g
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk
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Just put a pickle Ina jar and fart into it. Then eat it later.
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>>675125369
http://y.zxq.co/dpaenz.webm
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>>675125369
Nope. She said it's more expensive and I don't like the backdoor that much, bro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7RcgZ1pLE
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Digo de irnos pal pueblo de escu de viaje el finde de la primera semana de abril
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjyxZ7HO7aY
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http://www.giantessworld.net/viewstory.php?action=printable&textsize=0&sid=182&chapter=all
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Microbiología clase II sistema inmune sistema inmune innato que es el sistema inmunológico que se entiende por sistema inmune es la forma en que nuestro organismo u otros organismos tienen para defenderse de un ataque un agente extraño no solamente nosotros sino también los animales contra su propia infecciones también las plantas con las de ellas e incluso como explicamos en algún momento bacterias pueden repeler ataques de algunos virus se han descubierto algunos sistemas bastante rudimentarios que las bacterias tienen para defenderse de estos virus básicamente esas defensas consisten en degradar el sistema hereditario que el virus inserta dentro de la feria alguna esas cosas se ha mantenido pero el sistema inmunológico de los humanos de la planta y lo animales son mucho más avanzados efectivos por lo tanto el sistema descansa la bacteria bastante simple
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>>675125369
Сука, блять!
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gwendeville666
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That's all folks!
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>>27182850
You could try stealthing past them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME
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custodians
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>>675125369
es ist zeit fur reich, wir mussen die juden ausrotten
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> xD
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/robertgill1996
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RK4Solve
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>>675125369
http://www.bookomi.com/pictures/content/images/JC_Baby%20cage%20outside(1).jpg
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https://blab.im/ryan-hanley-can-chipotle-come-back-and-is-influencer-marketing-worth-it
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hihihi ahahhaa, minu rebu sa ei saa.
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To add to the implausibility, a determined world is reversible, so we should be able to buy the drinks and then toss the coin to see who bought them!
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>>675125624
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sendara#2749
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/tfcompetitive
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http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/weirdwebculture/f/What-Is-an-Internet-Meme.htm
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>>675125369
Os cartazes são uma merda este ano. Não venhas cá este ano. Não vale a pena.
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The Mil-24/Mil-35 Hind
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פותח באש
עם התותח
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>>675125369
AI0.z1I
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Hi, wanna play? :)
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Jessica Leigh Sulecki
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>>675126277
All hail moon man
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http://i.4cdn.org/b/1458582977578.webm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UWtaW1W0Dc
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https://40.media.tumblr.com/7a037728479dd70fc70f201b7105ea6d/tumblr_o4e7vnioqC1sc9tx5o1_540.png
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J0H5ah1G7A
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>>675125369
THANK-YOU-FOR-VERIFYING-YOUR-EMAIL
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>>675125369
fight me IRL NIGGA!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rNRmmosmA
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>>675125369
http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM
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>>675125369
9405516901599558448827
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+174
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RPG Maker VX Ace
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allahu akbar
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>>675125369
vAcc.x = -accel.y ;
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adobe premier cs5
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https://youtu.be/Z6kky3k-MVk
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>>675125369
My flaws burn through my skin like demonic flames from hell
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3208287324
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Public Transportation to/from Work
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Yay :3
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https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/new/
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Yay :3 thats nice
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>>675125369
TESLİM OL, SİLAHINI İNDİR, ARACINDAN SİLAHSIZ İN

TR Arma 3 Altis life... what have you done to me...
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>>675125369
ANALED ANALED
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>>675125369
~6nXL(3$@x_Y!M2J[
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https://m.peekvids.com/watch?v=ZSsrStXZopq&autoplay
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>>675132317
this looks like a cPanel password.
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http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-rappers-of-all-time
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Lol so RANDOMXD
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We demand the creation and implementation of a 15 persxn paid student committee, The Office for Social Transformation, to monitor, document, and archive all racist, anti- black, transphobic, cissexist, misogynistic, ablest, homophobic, islamophobic, and otherwise oppressive behavior on campus
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average otaku
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI
from another thread
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http://imgur.com/a/OVRva
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cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%==Password goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End
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http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-rappers-of-all-time?var=3&utm_expid=16418821-179.L_j85cRBSIGuH4I7Qr719g.2
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The Scheherazade Job pt
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3900 block of Mary Street
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http://prntscr.com/ahv5e0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
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Zoey1
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Bot premade with
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public static final int BOOB = 10;
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>>675125369
https://gyazo.com/99bd7c2473899d870119b807d69bd588
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>>675125369

welovelilgirls
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Dear kik developers,

I’m a user of kik since a while. I discovered kik groups about in June 2015. I’pretty much addicted to kik but I’m working on that. I’m 29 and I’m a biochemist.

I like your application a lot. Is partly light weighted, fast and easy to use. I love the camera/gallery difference, I like the kik codes, I like your emojis (I love wormies), the kik point bot is fucking funny, I like as I said the readability to use and the easy management of the groups.

I think all in all is a good app. I use an other app for chatting and is called whatsapp. I have to say whatsapp offer a better file sharing platform (share documents) but your way of display the chat layout (picture instead of name is awesome).

I used both your kik and some ‘hacked’ versions like pikik2. I would like to give you my opinion on what could be the next improvements.

Now I have some critiques for you:

Auto update chat list:
The ‘drag to chat list top’ is horrible. When I get a new message from any of my contacts, be a private message (pm) or a group chat (gc), the application moves the chat list.
There are two major problems:
> I’m in about 15 active group chats, you can imagine that when they all fire together I can’t scroll down to the other contacts.
> If a group chat is getting spammed by a bot, thus firing a message every second, I can’ scroll down.
Pikik2 disabled the auto update and is easier to ignore spammers or navigate through chats in high activity periods.

Contact list:
The contact list as it is now is pretty useless. First the search engine is limited, in the sense that would look for only exact strings. For example if I look for ‘Charlotte’ I won’t find ‘.CharlotteElisabeth.’. Sometimes I remember only bits of user-names instead of the whole.
Second I have now about 1000/2000 contacts, I can’t find anybody in there.
I would embed a better search engine and the possibility to sort them by recent chat not only by alphabetic(...)
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>>675128614
Biologo!!!
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>>675125690
מטומטם....
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http://i.4cdn.org/b/1458588961424.jpg
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Humiliated, tortured, and destroyed reputation and self-respect, because they didn’t listen?
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We can b 2gether again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81iip6psks
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>>675125369
Humiliated, tortured, and destroyed reputation and self-respect, because they didn’t listen?
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gelbooru.com
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https://open.spotify.com/track/52PgJoRz30sRQGOGqXYKdX
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https://ninakhrushcheva.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/yucty0n.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYhxaZXXwsg
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hydrocodone
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>>675125369
Update

well that could have been worse
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The Notorious B.I.G. - "Hypnotize"
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Nähdään myöhemmin
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>>675125369
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The ID for swordfish on runescape iirc, was setting up a bot
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http://yep.pm/D9GcFTZ1m/dweb_0001_722.avi
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>>675140255
k-kiitos
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>>675140255
Kuinka myöhään aattelit venata
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sleeve garters
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>>675125369
i.4cdn.org/gif/1458010630212.webm
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>>675125624
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>>675125369
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>>675134205
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Kuuchuu Buranko
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<style>
body {
background-image: url("33.jpg");
background-repeat: no-repeat;
background-size: cover;
}
div{

font-family:Arial;
font-size:28px;
color:#fff;
text-shadow: 1px 1px 6px #fff;
text-align:center;
}
</style>
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>>675125369
pokemon yellow silph scope
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yves saint laurent la nuit de l'homme
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192.168.0.1
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>>675142016
I was showing a girl how to unblock porn from her home wifi.
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Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven
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https://nameourship.nerc.ac.uk/
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content://media/external/file/18502
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>>675125369
4chan.org/b/
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C.R.A.F.T. Festival
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wooboxDOTcomSLASH9r6REMOVEeba
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Dora_no_Kimyo_na_Boken
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Monica Mayhem
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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52081482
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I suffer from major depressive disorder.
I have attempted suicide three times.
I have lost one friend to suicide, so believe me when I say that suicide is terrible, and it's never the answer...

Except in your case. You should kill yourself.

let me make this clear...
I am sick of seeing this face in multiple threads in the /b/ catalog everyday. I wish you would kill yourself so I wouldn't have to see your ugly misshapen head ever again.
I hope to see your mangled corpse in a gore thread very soon.

You ugly, fucking disgusting mutant
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http://i.imgur.com/8gE2lps.jpg
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>>675125369
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/269806-trump-ill-be-neutral-on-israel-and-palestine
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http://i.4cdn.org/b/1458590284795.jpg
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Remix 10 - Rhythm Heaven
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https://vid me/ kXB4
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1055270
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>>675125369
Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa
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