YLYL time, faggots.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL time, faggots.
>>769201896
please tread on me i want to hold my ground- most of the nra
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>769202735
30$ BITCH
>>769202735
$100 ($30 in cash and $70 worth of goods)
>>769202381
fact. gun owners are more likely to commit suicide because people who fetishize instruments of death are more likely to be mentally defective
>>769202957
you're retarded, congrats
>>769202957
Oh wait, no, wait....... wat
>>769202832
disgust
>>769202957
>>769202960
Yall are retards. You know that right? He still lost $100 you fucking apes. He then handed her another $30 back equaling $130.
>>769202735
This is impossible to know because we do not know how much he bought his products for. What sense would it make to sell at cost
>>769201896
>>769202269
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE SUMMER FAG
>>769203132
Don't feed the troll
>>769203147
The $70 worth of goods is still a loss to the owner dumbass. The alternative being that he sells it to an honest customer, he would receive $70, not that he would sell it back to his supplier at cost.
>>769203132
She walked in, stole money. She's up 100$ and he's down 100. She then exchanges it for 70$ worth of goods and 30$. He lost exactly 100$ if he sells for cost
>>769203022
>dontcare.mp3
>>769203439
The question all along is how much money did he lose. He would rather sell a 100$ product he paid 40$ for than lose 100$ from his register.
>>769203641
curse image
>>769203641
Faggot
>>769202172
As an NRA member I proudly agree
>>769203997
stupd fuk
>>769203973
chuck's fuck n suck
>>769202269
Copypasta?
>>769204114
no, anon types this up and post it 60 times a day
>>769202735
170
>>769203949
You're a gay
>>769203532
This
Why is this math so hard for people to understand
>>769204207
Dedication
>>769203022
>Liberals thinking they know shit
That's the real YLYL.
>>769203641
I hope you die.
>>769202269
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>769203949
Fuck off
>>769202269
Summer is here
>>769203147
this
>>769203641
Rude
>>769203973
Actual fucking cancer.
>>769204019
How does it feel to be worthless?
>>769203949
Rude
>>769202735
Its $100.
Her going back into the store to make a purchase makes no difference. How she uses the money makes no difference.
>>769203977
lost
>>769203439
you are still the dumbass because the question asks how much he lost. He lost $100 + the cost of the product. Assuming he does not notice the missing money in future reconciliation of accounts.
>>769204931
He lost 200 you retards because it's 100 she stole + 70 + the other 30
>>769203949
Bazooka
>>769203973
Nigger
>>769203997
Double nigger
>>769204019
Nii
>>769204019
Memes
>>769204066
2spooky4me
>>769203641
Fag
>>769203973
Nigger
>>769204066
Can I die instead.
>>769203973
Fuck
>>769203997
Fuck!!!
>>769202735
obviously 23 euros duh fucking brainlets.
she stole 100 then bought stuff so 100-56 and that gives us 12, and then she got 30 in chnage so 12+30 = 23 euro
if you got anything else youre a fucking math failure and need to kill yourself
>>769202620
Grinned but not quite laugh.
>>769202269
Thanks Lori
>>769202735
I keep getting $60, my autism is peaking
>>769206163
Where are your parents?
bump
>>769203641
top kek
here's your reply faggot
>>769203949
god damn it
>>769202269
Fuck off with this stupid greentext. This has been the 5th time I’ve seen it, and it’s not interesting or funny
>>769203641
gay
>>769207699
>>769204385
According to the data, he is correct.
A forearm kept in the home is significantly more likely to be used to harm yourself or someone you know than a stranger in self defense. I’m not trying to argue that guns should be banned, but this information is something to consider before deciding to keep firearms in the house
>>769208019
why do I have a boner
FOREARM
>>769208139
>>769208082
It’s true. Look at my forearm.
>>769208296
story
>>769208357
I got shot three times by police.
>>769208296
yeah anon wtf is that shit
>>769203973
fucking nigger
[i]gay[/i]
>>769208357
Got me through the leg, too
>>769208431
y tho
>>769208296
did they take a piece of skin of your buttocks and left the original track on it?
>>769208499
I was suicidal and had a gun with me in my house.
>>769208693
They took skin from my thigh.
>>769204019
Fake. There are cheaters still playing PUBG
>>769208700
damn nigga
>>769202735
170 100 he lot from it getting stolen 70 from goods doesn't loose an extra 30 because change from 100
Faggots
>>769208783
no u
>>769208861
Why?
>>769203641
bitch
>>769203997
>>769203949
why are you like this
>>769203997
nigga stop trolling
>>769209101
I don't get it
Damn I've gotten 45 (you)'s so far, keep it up guys
>>769203997
kill yourself nigger
>>769209179
Bernie is a socialist. He wants to take from people against their will
>>769204019
faggot nigger faggot nigger
>>769209179
Trumptards think ripping bumper stickers off of people’s cars is the same thing as paying taxes.
>>769203973
chucks fuck n sucks sucks
>>769209208
>>769209179
And you never will.
>>769203641
Fuck you faggot
>>769209260
i am extremely depressed and have no place to vent, nor anyone to vent to. help
>>769203949
piece of trash
>>769208700
Wait you got shot because you were trying to shot your self? Or were you trying to an hero by police by threatening them with the gun?
>>769209371
Not your personal psychologist
>>769203949
kys
>>769209452
I just had the gun. Not pointed at any one
>>769208082
The real idea originally behind allowing civilians to have firearms is to make governments think twice before attempting something stupid like rounding up undesirables.
No it will never stop them but it will slow them down and make them think twice.
it might not be a perfect solution but name a better one.
P.S. Bad publicity means nothing if the civilians have no teeth against a military Coup d'état
>>769208431
those look like trans surgery scars thoooo
>>769201896
>>769209545
Cops are really shitty pieces of shit that deserve to be hung in the streets ... But your story sounds fishy.
>>769209570
Trans forearm? K
>>769202269
This shitty story wasn't even funny the first time it was posted on this site
>>769209570
right
>>769209494
doctor I have a sharp pain in my balls, and my joins make weird noises when I'm trying to use the dildo to achieve anal orgasm. what should I do?
>>769209651
I can prove it. Taking them to court
>>769209654
You use the forearm flesh to make a dick.
>>769202269
this is the most unfunny greentext ive ever read. what difference does it make that you were a beta fag. lmao 17 at the time how old are you now? 17 and a half?
holy shit yall are retarded. she stole 100 - hes down 100.
she comes back and buys stuff for 70 with 100. he gives her 30.
thats 30 + 70 worth of goods = 100.
he lost 100 you plebs
>>769205153
She didn't steal the goods. She bought them with the money she stole, trading it back to him for goods.
>>769209654
they literally take skin off the forearm to form the dick. it's called a phalloplasty, you uncultured faggot
>>769209731
Does it look like this?
>>769209813
>thinking you are cultured for knowing how to make a leg skin dick.
>>769209813
My mistake for not knowing that, which makes me the faggot
>>769208296
I thought you slept on a rat or stuffed one into your skin
>>769209305
oh shut the fuck up
>>769209927
>taking someone trolling on the internet as serious
>>769210028
>not recognizing a counter trolling
>>769209948
glad you can admit your mistakes. praise Bernie, our lord and savior, kek
>>769210081
>replying to the counter troll
>>769209101
>>769210103
>replying
>>769209725
fuckin hop scotch Sudoku dick
>>769210175
>lying
>>769210175
>reply to this or your mother dies in her sleep
>>769208139
Because you're normal.
>>769203641
The jokes on you, Mom.
>>769210144
a truly epic meme
>>769210175
>teleports behind you
>>769210319
>U WOT IMPOSTER
>>769203641
kill yourself
>>769210362
what have i created this is not an rp
get momed mom
>>769202735
Ok. Long ass post,TLDR: $100.
So, if you say $30 it is because you consider the $100 was stolen and then handed back, but he gave $30 dollars to the thief. You are forgetting the price of the merchandise.
If you say B, it is because you are counting the money that was paid. This means you have the people mixed up.
$100 is correct. This can be proven if you consider a separation of what is stopen and what is fair. This exchange would be exactly the same as if a person stole $100 and then bought a $70 item with their own $100, recieving $30 as change. So all that was lost was what was stolen, which had nothing to do with the purchase.
If you said $130, it is because you consider only what came out of the register. This is an easy mistake since the $30 wasn't rightfully owed to the thief. However, the owner received the $100 back, so he only LOST $30 from the drawer. But, he also lost the merchandise of $70.
Lastly, if you said $200, it is because you counted all that was given to the thief that he wasn't owed. He stole $100, was paid $30, and was given $70 worth of product. HOWEVER, you are not considering the $100 bill that was given back, making the total loss at $100.
>>769203641
That had some production quality right there.
>>769210402
heh... not bad.
you made me use 10% of my power in that argument.
>>769210683
>>769210732
>>769210760
>>769203949
Jokes on you, faggot. She's already dead.
>>769210144
kys
>>769210818
>>769202269
damn seen these shitty copypasta 100 times now
>>769210144
the left cant meme
>>769203112
what is this its not even funny
>>769209834
Fuckin kekd
>>769210501
Easier way to say it.
>$100
>$70 is exchanged for goods valued at $70
>So still $100
>>769210983
Fuck you
>>769204254
wrong. 130.
she stole 100
she bought 70$ of items for 70$, making this transaction irrelevant as she gave 70 for 70.
finally she got 30$ change meaning she now has 70$ in items and 30$ change, a total of 100$ in value. I just mindfucked myself out of my original answer.
I REQUIRE 5 (you)'S OR HE IS SUMMONED
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
I'LL DO IT
>>769210983
Are you retarded? It's a pretty standard joke.
>>769211138
>>769211175
>>769211197
YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKED UP NOW
>>769208019
i am erect now
>>769203641
fukc
>>769203997
faggot
>>769203949
Fekd
DCLXVI brotherhood
>>769202381
L O L
>>769202735
100 or nothing if nobody ever knows about it
>>769203641
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooololllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>769203973
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Any rich anons online with the cash app or Venmo?
I’m a broke anon who really wants a game console.
My cash tag is $RAM0999 for the cash app.
My Venmo username is @RAM0999
Any generous donations would be appreciated and I’d sincerely be happy.
>>769207947
lost and lost hard
>>769203641
Dick
>>769203973
Piss off
>>769204066
Good one
>>769211924
Jesus fuck what an entitled cunt.
>>769211924
YLYL not Cringe
>>769212549
holy fuck why are they keepingthat thing alive
No clue
>>769212615
too much to die, too less to live properly
>>769212549
>go to her twitter
>full of anti NRA tweets
why am I not surprised
>>769201896
>>769212549
>>769212615
That child will never get better. That's tantamount to abuse, letting her live.
>>769210008
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings
>>769210916
The left can't shoot up schools properly, either.
Shitlibs: 0
Conservatives: 10
>>769208431
Kiiiiinda looks like you're a faggot
>>769213134
>>769209740
It's bait anon. This has been going around for a minute now.
Reply to this post or your mother will fucking die no immunities
Get out summerfags! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>769213109
You're next, faggot
>>769214161
he cant keep getting away with it
>>769214146
I never understood this maymay
>>769214146
Holy shit, what is this, I lost hard.
>>769214146
nice feet
>>769214245
Then don't ask nigger
>>769214146
I FOUND YOU
>>769214146
>>769214146
>ylyl
>the feet meme
Every. Fucking. TIME
>>769214385
nice feet
>>769212549
Girl looks like some grunt from Doom series.
>>769214245
>>769214146
nice feet
>>769210983
it’s like typing “boobies” on a calculator
but typing “calculator” on boobies
RETARD
>>769214146
anyone else actually really into her feet?
>>769214146
nice feet
>>769214281
Underrated.
>>769214521
do u have more of the set?
>>769214411
nice dubs
>>769214585
>>769214615
LOL WHY
>>769214585
>>769214615
Faggots
>>769214615
nice feet
>>769210811
That had to be some medical condition, it is a good shope. Girls got an 80 year olds body.
>>769214673
Brand new 'round these parts?
>>769214691
Bad boob job
>>769203022
>>769212549
This is the kind of shit you see in a zombie game trying to gnaw on your face.
Fucking terrifying
>>769202269
This actually gets funnier the more you think about it
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>>769212768
I would be against the NRA if my daughter got shotgunned in the face too.
>>769203641
Fook oooff normie
>>769203949
Die pussy
>>769203641
Gay!
>>769203949
Go kill yourself
>>769203973
...
>>769203641
Donold Tramp is a fascist pig who would fuck your mother, get her pregnant, refuse to support her, and charge you higher taxes for having a crack whore mamma
>>769201896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>769204066
Bye
>>769208496
lucky bastard, sweet scars
>>769211087
But isn't touching one also gay?
>>769208019
... welp... have an erection, guess am a furfag...
>>769201896
>wtf? bugged price!!?
>>769203112
I kekd. V Meta
>>769210266
best post itt
>>769208431
Looks like u cut ur self
>>769215348
explain this joke please !!!!
>>769203997
Heepyyyhepsa
>>769204019
Mama noo
>>769215903
Manhattan Signature is a child porn site that the FBI uses to track people, googling it puts you on their watchlist.
>>769215724
With what?? A shovel??
>>769203997
gaga
>>769203997
Kys
>>769215903
Used to be a commercial, but then Anon decide to make fun out of it
>>769213360
Fuck lost
>>769203997
>>769208019
how did thy arms come to be?
>>769208082
keep your forearms out of the house, kids
