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ylyl
>>769125857
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
This Nigga here is missing. Can you all help? Family is worried sick
>>769126028
Stop. This is utter shit, you're just making yourself look like an idiot.
you people are unfunny and the shit you post is lame. the last thread was full of wannabe funny people. you fucking niggers dont know what a real ylyl thread is like. your shitty meme and shitty photoshop edits are fucking horrible. all of you need to fucking KYS and go fuck your mothers
>>769125948
cancerous sheldon
>>769126028
I thought this was a ylyl not a cringe thread
>>769126495
I get it; you're mad.
Just, try to be more productive with that rage, ok?
>>769125948
fuck you
>>769125948
shit
>>769126909
>not naming it "LIKE A GLOVE"
>>769126658
>Mouse on the left
The robot tendencies cannot be denied
BLEACHED
>>769126854
Did her skin just change color
>>769127018
Why did I lose to this?
>>769126028
Stop posting this pasta you faggot. Not even funny
kys
>>769126186
>>769126253
This is supposed to be ylyl, not a feels thread
>>769127041
Hadn't actually noticed that. Curious.
>>769127079
heh classic
Dicking with McDicks
fuck u
>>769126803
shutup nigger
>>769126253
>Laugh
>Loss
>>769125948
Fag
>>769127229
And there just happens to be a cameraman
>>769127229
fake and gay
>>769126495
Exdee
>>769127332
>cameraman
how dare you assume my gender
>>769126990
Is that taylor?
>>769126164
A lot of buses are either electric or hybrid now you jackass.
>>769127184
Uhhh please say you are the Starship Troopers Guy
>>769126028
Faggot pasta. Go away
>>769127434
Taylor is super awkward when left to her own devices
>>769127008
Hot
>>769126990
That bitch is wasted
>>769126987
>We are the 15%
>>769127534
Nope. Just a lowly meme thief.
>>769126253
That's legit.
Mfw. never had a birthday cake.
>>769127682
>Beats headphones
>>769127453
The argument never was that they were inferior, it's that they are a serious societal problem.
>>769127682
>>769126281
I'm glad we upgraded...
>>769126909
Russianparallelparking.gif
>>769127882
>>769127419
>Gemini
Pretty accurate minus the incest part
>>769127600
wow she is dumb
>>769126186
He made the right choice.
>>769126028
Old but gold
>>769128011
You know this image is funny and all, but how did a fucking autist who suggests making friends by carrying mints around to his son actually end up with kids?
I laugh at these people then realise they're still doing better in life than me.
>>769126164
In my city there are many electric and gas (not petroleum, methane or some shit) powered busses.
>>769127796
"Ow na na na na ow nanana !"
>>769127419
I'm an Aries.that sounds like me..
>>769127505
>a lot
Very well qualified statement anon.
>>769128370
that girl in the pink shirt is gonna be a slut someday look how shes just sitting there spreading her shit for the camera
fucking slut
>>769125948
Haha
ka-pow
>>769128548
>>769125948
..ht
>>769127505
They still use petroleum based lubricants. Hybrids still use diesel.
>>769127229
cool guy, has clearly worked at McDonalds before.
Oxymoron
>>769128423
There are no statistics representing the numbe of electric, hybrid, or gas buses on the streets right now, but in my state more than half of the buses are electric/hybrid. "A lot" is a reasonable way to describe an amount more than half. Or would most, the majority, a grip, a whole bitchload, more-than-I-can-count-on-my-fingers-and-toes, or some bullshit percentage pulled out of my ass to sate your autism?
>>769128370
Hey it looks like an ordinary family. Chubby ye but they seem happy, lots of electronics so the guy earns decent money, all the kids are white and look alike - none of this cuck shit going on. 7/10 would not mind having such family.
>>769128699
>what are synthetic oils
I won't argue the diesel argument, but they're quickly being replaced by methane hyrbids. The issue next is going to be how fucking bad methane exhaust is for our environment. Y'all niggers need to start looking into magnets and degaussers.
>>769128565
Why can't the elderly just die?
>>769125948
>>769128252
All it takes is some luck, and a poke.
...god, ill never get laid, either.
>>769126658
No track ball? Filthy casual.
>>769128853
Many transit agencies are too cheap to go full synthetic. Not sure about methane but we are set to finally get natural gas units but that just opens up a whole argument about fracking.
>>769129073
>>769127229
>takes smoke into mouth
>instantly blows it out
Americans can’t smoke pot, you’re so wasteful
>>769126107
>>769127505
>a lot
Hahahahahahahahahhdhsjhsbejsid no
>>769129044
Which is retarded because they're already perfected the hydrogen fuel cell, fucker only puts out water vapor and oxygen. It's as easy as diffusing water and letting it recollect, but of course no money is being invested in that.
>>769125948
Bazinga !
>>769127946
>laughs in Spanish
>>769129191
Okay Mr. bus driver.
>>769126035
He probably just found out his girl was pregnant.
>>769126107
Says the fool who replied to terrible pasta...
>>769127018
>>769129304
>this
Shit you not there were about 6 homies from my old town that did this. It's real easy to start hustling drugs out the garage and just crash on a couch 3 blocks away without ever being seen by your friends or family again. I miss my old city.
>>769129073
the jews are at it again, this time making autism socially acceptable by putting it in the white house
this country, jesus christ
>>769128728
My autism? Let's say for the sake of argument that 50% of the buses in your state are electric or hybrid, even though we all know that bullshit.
That means 50% (when you take 50% away you have 50% left) of the busses in your state run on dino juice. Meaning the original maymay that started this 'discussion' is VERY FUCKING ACCURATE and that guy is a tard for protesting oil because he takes the bus.
>>769129221
All of the money is being sunk into electric research. Hydrogen seems to be scary to many.
>>769127882
>serious societal problem
sounds like fascists and Nazis to me
>>769127682
thats pretty nice
>>769126658
Dude needs a shorter log or higher table
>>769128496
fucking kill yourself you inbred sick piece of dogshit
>>769127600
Autism or stupidity?
>>769128956
lost
>>769128699
plus, aren't buses usually full of synthetic plastic material ultimately derived from oil
>>769127008
What the fuuuuck???
>>769130000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
>>769125948
Goop vfffba
>>769129504
Pussies.
>>769129465
Autist.
>>769126035
Workplace. Top kek
>>769128830
>3/5 on the glasses front, poor eyesight > poor genetics
>dad looks like a pedo
>wife is easily 3/10, looks like a straight up bitch
>son is probably degenerate /b/tard that sucks dicks on craigslist and has a fursuit being mailed
>daughter is fat, ugly piece of shit, just like her parents, who will whore out early for acceptance from men, considering her lack of female friends has left her desperate for companionship
>infant child will surely develop unhealthy dependence on sugar and electronics, thus perpetuating the the sad 4chinz cycle his dear brother is on
>"hey anon, can you take this photo of us for our family Facebook page? Gee, thanks"
>>>>>>>>would not mind having such family
I'm sure you wouldn't, friend
>>769130000
Good roll.
>>769126107
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR SON AND DROWN YOUR DAUGHTER IN AN INCH OF WATER YOUR MOTHER SUCKS CUNTS IN HELL
>>769129942
Yep
>>769127608
lost
>>769126658
>>769130000
>>769127229
typical white people behavior
>>769129093
this is awesome
>>769125857
>when bugs... become real! nicee
>>769127882
>Being this retarded and ignorant of history
>>769126658
Anyone know what he is playing? Looks too familiar
>>769125857
lol!
>>769128565
more typical white people behavior. Absolute animals
>>769127198
i dont get it
>>769129073
Holy shit that kid is a fucking autist tard. Must irritate the shit out of Donny Twoscoops knowing his genes are complete shit and not in fact "the best."
>>769129093
Jesus Christ can't the Trumps take family photos that don't make me want to call CPS????
>>769126909
I don't even know how many 20's you would have to roll to do that
>>769130556
when you can snatch the pebble from my hand,
then, you are ready to leave.
>>769126035
Workplace.. Top Kek
>>769126854
this is awful, but I lol'd anway
>>769129989
fucking lost
>>769129073
I dont understand what is autistic about this gif. Barron seems fine here, just clapping and being excited about the tractors
>>769130464
Poker Stars? Maybe?
>>769127419
Virgo here, I love my clean house
>>769128201
God you're fuckin stupid
>>769125948
reply
>>769129093
>>769129375
KEK
Made me laugh my ass off
>>769130849
>clapping and being excited about the tractors
not only is that act autistic, but he executed it like an autist
>>769130556
Then ask your husband to explain it to you.
>>769128565
but why
>>769131148
Not really autistic
>>769131345
The guy is said to have anger issues and the old lady apparently invaded his personal space.
>>769126028
I saw this in 7 diferent posts, stop this.
>>769126253
>shell of a man
Nope... reading too much into it. The guy kind of enjoys the childish little party, but he doesn't like to smile for the camera because he knows he looks like a dork.
>>769125948
Fuck
>>769125948
Fuck off
>>769131148
He just claps like a white kid at a Catholic school basketball game, there's nothing autistic about being stoked because some big ass tractors are on parade. Maybe the kid's into engineering or mechanics, tractors have gnarly engines and a relatively cool build from a design standpoint. I know when I was like 12 I would get all hyped on boats and shit. If he had stood there and looked like a stoic bastard that would have been worse, I think you idiots don't understand becausr you had fucked up childhoods and are trying to compensate by acting like all preteens/teenagers need to be edgy fuckwads.
>>769125948
I'm going to edit this video and loop the porn. Thanks, fuck you.
>>769129073
> Being this unaware of the hate of the internet falling down after your family.
> Being this unaware you are not normal.
> Being able to enjoy the most patétic aspects of life.
> Only fear in life is things you dont understand, witch are almost none in a controled life.
> Having a loving mother that even after years still tries to bring joy to your autistic life.
I never felt envy for someone in my life ... But this kid ... This slow and stupid kid ... he is having the time of his life when im in depresión state 24/7 and in constant need of serotonine and emotional validation.
> And you all are the same.
>>769129375
Years later this still gets me, something about that smug look on his face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC39zkpJZWw
>>769126028
This really is one of the most forced copypastas. Probably the same fag posting.
>>769129833
>inbred sick piece of dogshit
so.. me saying that girl is gonna be a whore makes me inbred? uhm, ok
>>769131678
wtf you talking about? Are you jealous of a kid enjoying tractors? Go watch a train or something. The only person you need to validate you is you, when you become worth something to the world and prove yourself is when you become validated by others.
>>769127294
You are soooo funny
>>769127419
>Gemini
Pretty accurate including the incest part.
>>769126253
What's wrong with that? Guy's got fucking bling and tasty shit. Gets to chill with his fam. His day's all set!
>>769131678
>and you all are the same
No, mostly because when I learned a second language I didn't fuck up as badly as you, you illiterate fuck. On top of that I actually TRIED and developed the faculties to control my own life and make things better physically and mentally. You're where you're at for lack of effort, it doesn't matter how much you say you've tried, because every second you spend bitching is one you could have been doing something better. Saying you tried is not the same as trying. Stop being a fucking pussy and go get something accomplished.
>muh seratonin
Fuck you, 98% chance you don't have a disorder that prevents you from having naturally balanced levels, and I doubt you're rolling molly on a weekly basis. Stop eating like shit, start drinking water and jogging, and do something with yourself you ungrateful fuck. You realize how vast this planet is? If you hate shit so much, put your most prized and important possessions in a backpack, put on a tshirt, a longsleeve, a jacket, boxers, basketball shorts, jeans, a pair of thick socks and your best boots and walk out the front door and keep walking. Look up plants you can eat and learn how to build snares and fires. Keep walking and pay attention to the world around you. If you hate life and your world so much then leave and find one you enjoy you stupid, lazy fuckface.
THIS IS FUCKING FUNNEH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvOYv9c11hM
>>769129304
he got the fuck up outta there real quick
>>769125857
Ok.. kinda lost..
@769132233
Please don't waste double dubs like that ever again. You disgust me.
>>769127079 fuck you
>>769128565
I hope I see this at work today
>>769132362
>@
>complaining about dubs
Dude you need to leave.
>>769132233
WOWB I ACTUALLY LOST IN A YLYL THREAD ON /B/ NICE
>>769131672
But he's always stoic/emotionless at just about every other public appearance. When he only seems to get amped about tractors and mommy(incest?), yeah probs got that tism.
>>769131678
should probably just neck yourself
>>769132152
hilarious
>>769128370
It’s not the Apple stuff that gets me mad, just the Starbucks shit that is infuriating.
>>769132706
>just the Starbucks shit that is infuriating.
>>769127441
why does this get me every fucking time
why the fuck would u keep kicking a can thats obviously connected in some way to the pavement
>>769132706
They built a huge Starbucks a few streets away from my house and no joke the amount of shitty homeless looking hipsters around here has tripled.
>>769130867
Fucking Sherlock over here.
>>769132152
>Fuck you, 98% chance you don't have a disorder that prevents you from having naturally balanced levels, and I doubt you're rolling molly on a weekly basis. Stop eating like shit, start drinking water and jogging, and do something with yourself you ungrateful fuck. You realize how vast this planet is? If you hate shit so much, put your most prized and important possessions in a backpack, put on a tshirt, a longsleeve, a jacket, boxers, basketball shorts, jeans, a pair of thick socks and your best boots and walk out the front door and keep walking. Look up plants you can eat and learn how to build snares and fires. Keep walking and pay attention to the world around you. If you hate life and your world so much then leave and find one you enjoy you stupid, lazy fuckface.
This.
>Muh depression.
Fucking retards it's not depression, just self-pity
>>769126990
goddamn MKUltra projects cant do anything right
>>769127229
Fake, black people dont have jobs
>>769132592
Probably because the other public appearances involve his father speaking or generally nothing too exciting? He's definitely got a weird relationship with his mom, but what can you expect when she's such a public whore? The big thing is that it's totally normal for a kid his age to be excited about giant wheels and loud engines, fuck off with that autism bullshit.
>>769128020
Another completely original leftie meme
>>769125948
faggot
>>769132915
>dude just eat twigs and trap animals lmao
>>769125948
I imagine this has came true for someone at some point
>>769132762
Deep inside. We're all niggers.
>>769132915
I've only ever met one person who was truly depressed and they had measurable imbalances with their hormones and neurology. In and out of mental hospitals as a teen, every other person I've ever met who claims depression can check a box on two or more of the following
>smokes
>drinks heavily
>eats fast food daily
>eats candy/drinks soda daily
>watches TV 4 hours a day
>plays video games 4 hours a day
>doesn't get more than 2 hours of sunlight
>doesn't drink water
>doesn't exercise
>doesn't go to school or pursue learning
>hobbies involve instant gratification
>works for low pay but blames it on the system
>>769130507
Try harder
>>769126281
Prove me wrong.
>>769125948
fuck u
>>769132506
But why would I need to leave, Anon?
>>769127224
Kek Lost
>>769126803
He has a problem a legendary ylyl thread couldnt solve.
>>769125948
Lost
>>769133258
I live in the biggest desert in the US and there are 1400 different edible plants in this range. There are rabbits, quail, dove and fuckdick snakes to eat, and there's a few decent water spots every few dozen miles. You act like living out in the world and tasting things you'll never buy in a plastic bag is such a shit life but then you're ready to complain about all the luxuries that you already have? Then kill yourself, truly. The world is so terrible, eating twigs and trapping animals is soooo hard and isn't how a man should live, but neither is being in the middle of the greatest technological age of mankind yet, you might as well just call it game and fuck off. You're not only wasting your own time, you're draining everyone around you with your self pitying nonsense.
>>769126035
what are Canadian nigra like?
>>769127074
Are you in a really good mood? Youre probably going to have an excellent day
>>769133776
We call em timber-niggers.
>>769127294
fug
>>769126253
I'd be gobblin on them cheetos
>>769132762
Does anyone else see Randy Bobandy just sitting there shirtless in a restaurant on the top right???
>>769127008
the fuck...
>>769127079
makes you think
>>769125948
Die
>>769133881
are they as bad as scummy inner city murican nigra?
>>769126281
He knew that women do the work men supervise
>>769127796
Birthday cakes are pure icing. Not missing much.
Except for a family that cares enough to bring you birthday cake
>>769133951
You're late.
>>769127224
Edgost
>>769134031
Then when they get caught, they "dindu nuffin"
>>769127294
Fuck
>>769126909
>When the avengers are fighting again and hulk throws your car
Just another day in the super powered neighborhood
>>769128728
Yes there are stupid. Just Google China's electric fleet, for one.
I mean, yer on the fucking Internet how hard is it to fact check?
>>769133754
>>769133434
>>769132152
anon speaks the truth
>>769125857
Good. Get those fat fucks some exercise so they can produce more lean beef.
>>769134332
>China
I have no interest in a Communist country's inflated numbers.
>>769126028
There he is
>>769134057
Worse, they're Somalian and Syrian refugees.
>>769127294
Unironically lost
>>769133776
They're ok as long as they are kept seperate from other nigs. If 3 or more form a pack then they turn into the average nig. 2 or less usually they are pretty decent to deal with tbh.
>>769127359
>lost.wtf
>>769132592
this conversation is more autistic than him
>>769132988
>black people dont have jobs
u mad whiteboi?
>>769126186
His eyes are further up?
>>769131678
You could always kill yourself.
>>769127608
Pure jewel encrusted gold
>>769129847
God damnit
>>769129073
kids gonna be crushing mad puss
>>769128252
Makes you wanna fail at life. Then I realize I am failing at life and I feel better about myself
>>769127294
stupid bitch
>>769132152
nice
>>769128565
He punched her because its common curtsey to give the person ahead of you at the register some room and not completely walk up on them and breathe down their neck like the old woman did. Doesnt excuse his punching her but you never know what a person is like or is feeling and they can just snap.
>>769129093
>>769130427
How fucking ironic that this was posted.
>>769128252
It encourages people to talk to him. It might be autistic but he'll have more friends than you.
The Drama Kids are the same at every school
>>769128471
>fucking lost
>>769127294
Duck
>>769129242
Did he just call her ugly and it went so far over her head it was in space
>>769125948
Fuck you
>>769127608
Fuck.Lost.
>>769132152
The secret to the game is giving up.
>>769130144
YES YES LET THE RAGE FLOW THROUGH YOU LET YOU BECOME IT AND IT BECOME GOD WAHA WAHA WAHA WAHA WAHA WAHA
>>769128719
lost
>>769127198
if only this were true. this isn’t a feels thread, anon.
>>769134629
Walmart isn't a real job. It's modern indentured servitude for sub-60 IQs lacking any real skills or life experience.
Niggers too lazy or stupid to pick up a trade, or use the numerous benefits put in place to help them succeed at damn near anything they want. Wiggers so stoned out of their mind, all they can manage is stocking shelves like trained monkeys.
It's not a job. It's a daycare for the dregs of society. You're not an employee – you're a legal slave willingly locking yourself in the welfare system.
While Sam Walton is rolling in his grave over what his family did to his companies, his family is laughing at you, and his decrepit corpse.
>>769135004
Why is she always dressed like some old Asian King Fu mystic?
>>769133754
>>769132915
>>769132152
You lads are all cool and should go read the book Everett Rues which I'm sure you would enjoy
>tfw born too late to discover Zion
>>769133258
t. never went camping with his dad
>>769125857
I grew up on a working farm, with cows... they aren't as stupid as people think, and know how to have fun.
My sister and I had a favorite steer, and he'd let us ride him around.
>>769130849
>>769128565
why cant the old cunts just die. pls
>>769130427
what did he mean by this
>>769133434
>smokes
If I didn't I'd kill people
>drinks heavily
If I didn't I'd kill people on mass with poison gas
>eats fast food daily
Nah it tastes crappy
>eats candy/drinks soda daily
No candy of soda just mountains of energy drinks so I don't fall asleep at the wheel again. Drove halfway through a field from that
>watches TV 4 hours a day
Only as backround noise so the quite doesn't make the angry thoughts louder
>plays video games 4 hours a day
Don't have time anymore
>doesn't get more than 2 hours of sunlight
What? How? Just driving to and from work is two hours of sunlight
>doesn't drink water
Water used toake me throw up and give me dry mouth but now I drink three gallons a day and still piss yellow I sweat faster than I can absorb moisture
>doesn't exercise
I don't work out because I need my strength for backbreaking work stuff. Last time I tried working out before work I got bitched at for being lazy that day
>doesn't go to school or pursue learning
>Pursue learning
>Pursue learning
Kys
>hobbies involve instant gratification
I have no hobbies only work and fantasies about dying
>works for low pay but blames it on the system
I honestly don't see what point youre trying to make. Are you saying when a guy breaks into your house, stabs you and takes your stuff that it's somehow your own fault? I don't get it
>>769135455
Yeah but making them stampede like that can result in them getting injured which can be costly
>>769135455
Bulls are dope. We ended up raising a calf for a few years and he was a little goofball. I worked on a dairy farm for a bit and they had me go collect the milking cows from one of the back pastures at one point, but they didn't mention that they had two bulls out with them. Just got around to the left of the bulk of the herd when my coworker told me to stand still and turn around slow. The big guy was coming around the back of the herd and charging straight at me. Kept my eyes locked and didn't flinch, when he was about two feet away he stopped and mosied right up, dropped his head and put it under the hand I had put out. Buddy just wanted a couple pats on the head before he went back to his side of the field.
>>769128602
Why the yellow man dont leave the octopus alone?
>>769125948
hggn
>>769129119
He's Australian you fucking piece if shit.
>>769127882
LOL revisionist history from a retard. the word they used was untermensch you shitbrained fuck.
>>769134629
Get back to work and get my money....
>>769127198
Fucking love Scarfolk.
>>769125948
so boring
>>769127018
I lost so bad... and I don't know why....
>>769134632
Got an imgur?
>>769131451
She had it coming. Crowding people in line doesnt make the line move faster.
>>769127008
hahahahahaha
>>769135799
>consistently fantasizes about killing others or himself
You're either an edgy fuckwit or sociopath.
>energy drinks to keep from falling asleep
You don't eat or sleep right and that's your own fault.
>two hours of sunlight through a car window
No, two hours of direct sunlight and fresh air while outside, there's a major difference.
>water made me sick
You didn't eat or sleep right and that's your own fault. No human is allergic to water and your piss is irrelevant, the color is based on the density of toxins to water being flushed out of your system. You physically cannot sweat faster than you are drinking unless you have some rare medical disorder unknown to modern science.
>I don't work out because I need it for backbreaking work
I own, and do the majority of the work, a landscaping company in the middle of a desert that hits 97F by 9am, yet still manage to workout 4 days a week before work and feel fine. The issue with you is your shit diet, overconsumption of caffeine, taurine and sugar, and poor sleep schedule.
>not trying to constantly improve your mental ability
Your loss.
That analogy has absolutely nothing to do with the argument. The "system" did not metaphorically break into your house, stab you, and steal your stuff. You were born into a world with a plethora of opportunities and you made choices along the way that closed doors. Man up and accept the fact that you are largely at fault for your own shortcomings.
>>769135396
Everett was our man.
>>769127008
DAT EYE CONTACT WHILE SUCKING
always getting into trouble
>>769132762
This was at Tim Hortons.
>>769127807
hell yea palm beach county!
>>769127294
Hope u die
>>769127294
get cancer
>>769125948
retard
>>769129073
god damn all you tards, when they tell you to clap and smile with enthusiasm you fucking clap and smile
Please help I feel like I'm going crazy trying to remember who she and her retard sister is and I haven't seen anyone on /b/ talk about these two anymore.
>>769132762
lost
>>769131741
hilarious, isn't it
