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Ylyl + rekt fags
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>>768952600
>C... Chad stop please... You already took my lunch money yesterday...
>man fuck these normieeeez haha get it? I'm so edgee
>I post a webm of 3 baby birds dying and say it's ylyl, am I funny and cool now?
Go fuck yourself op
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>>768952600
Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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>>768953078
Cringe
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>>768952941
That shit was funny. Quit being a Faggot.
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>>768952600
Two of the birds?
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>>768952600
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>>768953518
lost
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>>768953518
wot
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>>768954114
Wasn't an insult to your direction - the dogs behaviour remembered me to Germany these days
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>>768954473
> the dogs behaviour remembered me to Germany these days
wat
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>>768952600
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
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>>768954473
got the situation in germoney too
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>>768954690
I fucking died
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>>768953032
i like your natural sense of story telling, can you tell us more about that girl that mind fucked you in middle school ?
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>>768954990
salty because this guy is not a perfect victim...

so, imagine this: a boy from the neighborhood kicks a ball over their backyard's fence. He goes to the frontdoor and rings the bell. But instead of pulling a gun and saving his own life, the retarded owners of the dog once again let him jump out without restraint and the dog mauls the kid.

Still gonna defend the owner and the dog!?
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>>768954565
Belongs to: (Black) Dog fucks (white) duck video
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>>768952600
are those it's own babies ?
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>>768953237
this
also kys
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>>768955208
Sounds more like Sweden and France to me.
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>>768954114
Trigger happy people with tiny peepees make me sick.
You can tell that man has an undernourished ego and sense of significance.

I swear, gun people are no better than those fat neckbeards with Katanas
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>>768955393
German here.
He's not wrong.
And yes, it pisses me off, too.
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>>768953237
>That shit was funny
if you're 11
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>>768955364
Why is the duck scooting on it's belly like that
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>>768955364
bitten
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>>768955529
calm down with your racist, islamofobic and xenofobic opinion, you are not exactly free.
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>>768952600
>$0.00? why??!!!?????
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>>768955750
germany has never been a free country and we very much know that. who the fuck wrote that article?
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>>768955364
Nearly all dogs are curious when someone knocks at the door. The dog probably wasn't even approaching him with the intent to cause harm, just curious about who he is and what he smells like.

If it was a normal thing for the dog to be aggressive to people at the door, their owners wouldn't have him right at the door when they opened it.

TL;DR the dogs death was needless and that gun toter is a trash human
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>>768955704
ya? back to your barn farmboi and talk shit in *your* second language (that you probably don't have)
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>>768955918
This guys gotta brain
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>>768952941
>>768953237
What he said!
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>>768954247
Did he died?
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>>768956105
yeah, lactose intolerance
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>>768955923
Pffft that all. What stupid fish. Wasn't worth the bait. But cant expect too much from a savage.
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>>768955918
same here
clearly the doggy only wanted to say hi and play
but the intervention of nearby people irritated them, you also would shoot up some school if someone would pour on you a bucket of ice cold water. Its perfectly normal to be aggressive
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>>768955729
looks like somebody tied its legs up or they got mangled some how
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>>768954247
lost!
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>>768956270
>cant
sorry I can't understand what are you saying.. please speak english.
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>>768952600
Biofags, why does the last bird jump out?
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>>768953237
Yeah haha, the part where it landed on the nest was fun.

How fucking autistic are you?
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>>768955757
Soo.. he was behind of it..
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>>768956432
cause that other fucker might come back still hungry
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>>768956432
Instinct
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>>768955065
>risk getting your face or limbs mangled for the sake of some worthless animal
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>>768954850

Fucking faggots, from Nazis to this castrated shit
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>>768956634
what an asshole...
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>>768956272
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>>768956396
Thought you would, seeing as i dumbed it down for you. Pffft i'm done with you monkey. Fuck off back to the jungle
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>>768956745
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>>768956762
Show the other one.
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>>768956780
BAN THIS
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>>768953032
I've never even read this, just seen it pasted so many times figured it's always been the same fag begging for attention, I'm sure he will be the next that live streams his an hero
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>>768954310
Deadpoo 2 Faggot
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>>768956272
Old whites look and smell like prey animals. Cant blame a terrier, they go after prey instinctively.
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>>768954247
Lost ajajaja
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>>768956740
Better than defending black scum
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>>768953595
anyone found the full vid on live leak?
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>>768956823
>i
>i'm
Cleetus.. calm down, and have some BBC
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>>768953518
Is he dead?
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>>768957033
Sauce?
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>>768957149
wat
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>>768955097
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>>768952959
fuck you
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>>768957215
typical american middle class suburbs
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>>768957168

These idiots don't understand that Islam is never satisfied until it turns everything around it into Islam
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>>768955364
don't keep your dog chained up you fucking savages
this isn't africa
mine would have either run away or killed the faggot duck by now
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>>768956272
that useless faggot with his water tho
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>>768955750
Actually we have laws against insulting people.

-Germany
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>>768956634
fuckin white people lmao
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>>768957314
sauce on that bottom shit?
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>>768957364
your dog is a faggot and eats shit
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>>768953518
i liked the ending cause it's rare for the 'bad guy' to win, but you know they'll do some dragonball wish type of shit like nothing ever happened.
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>>768954114#
When the dogs tail wagged...i lost it. haha fuck dogs and dog people. u mad doggobrom
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>>768957426
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>>768957099
he never dies, fucker is worse than wolverine.
(plus usual comic copout of "alternate universe" bullshit)
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>>768952941
its gotta fucking eat doesn't it, its not like the bird was being bullied, lmfao what the fuck
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>>768953840
must have smelled chicken on him
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>>768956762
>>768956869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q__bSi5rBlw
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>>768955097
If she does anything but spread her legs she is racist.
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>>768957563
lol soyboi mod from reddit is censoring le animal cruelty
even the webm with dog attacked by a fucking duck was removed
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>>768957500
no you
suc my white cock
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>>768957574
Smartest nigger i've seen.
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>>768957725
wonder how
>THAT
will make him feel
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>>768957314

cant get cheated on with no gf B)
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>>768957215
watermark in corner dipshit
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>>768957320
this is from a satire late night show you fucking inbreds. is it this hard to understand a joke? you are literally the reason i stopped having any hope in anyone on this earth. id bet money that you've never even set one foot into germany yet you hillbilly fucktards sit here acting like you know anything because you saw a tweet of a 50 iq alt-right speaker. And i hate myself for replying but if no one says anything people who see this will think its not satire because you did your research with the accuracy of a 3 year old.
>hurr durr baited
>hehe xd i was merely pretending to be retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
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>>768954247
the first little bit he spilled made him slip lool poor little guy
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>>768957725
Umm still working for me
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>>768956272

not tryna state the obvious but

>pit bulls
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>>768956959
>>768956762
>>768957672
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>>768955652
New Planet of the Apes movie?
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>>768957782
eat shit together with your nigger dog
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>>768957426
gay u
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>>768957994
your whole leftist arab cuckland is a joke
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>>768955652
>leaving your bike unattended there
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>>768957617
Nigga what kind of bird eats other live birds?
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>>768958234
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>>768958321
Falcons you moron
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>>768958321
i dont wanna bring science and species into it but that thing looks like some type of predator like a hawk or something. im willing to bet those smaller birds were pigeons or something like that
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>>768958321
pelicans eat pidgeons
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>>768957426
Yawn
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>>768958234
dein leben ist ein joke, halt am besten dein maul und geh hartz4 kassieren.
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>>768952600
How did he Manage to do that with a straight face? I would never have guessed malicious intent from such a neutral face.
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>>768958386
fuck off youre propably not even german6
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>>768958467
fuck of with the le arab text or I'll inform the fbi
fucking terrorists on my /b/..
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>>768958321
Falcons eat pigeons, hawks eat ducks, butcher birds eat caged birds if given the opportunity. alot do retard
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>>768958559
maybe its a fucking bird with no facial muscles and its covered in feathers and evolutionary wise didnt have to develop facial expressions

is this bait?
>How did he Manage to do that with a straight face?
>how would a bird make an un-straight face
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>>768953032
Stale pasta is stale
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>>768952600

Forced to fledge after the tragedy that took his siblings...
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>>768958457
Thats new to me. That would be funny
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>>768958133
I am so glad that whoever did the filming here panned the camera to the nan with a wet shit in her face.
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>>768955750
I really wish this would be true
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>>768953032

When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.

I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.

The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said I went over to help him and I slipped and fell and then the car fell down.

I cried. They were sympathetic.

That night I cried tears of joy that my disgusting stepfather would never rape my face again.

You think you've got problems op? Man the fuck up.
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>>768958605
moah is das nen krasses meme hast du das selber gemacht?
kannst du ganz allein ohne sozialbetreuer einen text unter ein bild machen und so tun wie als wäre das tatsächlich gesagt worden?
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>>768956762
If you voted for Trump or support him in any way you're a cuck faggot and should kill yourself immediately.
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>>768954247
>lesson:
>little mistakes can couse bigger mistakes
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>>768953840
top notch
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>>768955264

Yes. This is how they thin out their own herds.
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>>768956886
This
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>>768957149
plasma rifle best gun
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>>768958692
Dear God you're stupid. I can't believe you fell for such obvious bait. But then falling for it just proves how small minded you really are. I bet you don't think fucking a trap is gay.
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>>768958754
would post that but faggot cuck mod will delet to make the internet safe space 4 kids,
just research "pelican eats pidgeon" - you won't be dissapointed it's fucking gr8
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>>768956272
did she try standing up????
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>>768958386
are you fucking retarded?
that's fucking cultural assimilation you fucking imbecile
they're covered in german flags, drinking german beer
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>>768958855
Tell me where the mean old Trump touched your feelings.
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>>768958855
yeah trump is the cancer
druuumpppffff!!!!!
treeeeemp
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>>768956634
lol funniest shit ive seen after the dog raping the duck vid
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>>768956871
fully agree with the message, but you've gotta try harder with your sources. Like colorofcrime.com? Seriously? Also what the fuck are the units on that chart anyways?
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>>768958605
Wow u made this yourself ?
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>>768959221
i didnt know someone this retarded could put text above a picture, im impressed
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>>768954640
got me good
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>>768959050
Will do but just sayin them other vids are still up so it may be on your end
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>>768959125
damn right it's assimilation your cultural marxist
assimilation of your fucking land by simply outbreeding you krauts, in the past there would be needed war do to such thing, now you cucked yourself for free.
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>>768956762
I fucking lose.
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>>768959360
that is not even remotely true....
>images are sources
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>>768959360
if you have german citizenship you're german you fucking tard, german is culture not a race you, inbred imbecile
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>>768958855
i think its the other way around you angry little shit
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>>768957149
fucking cool
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>>768959214
capton is right above the chart
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>>768958133
Fucking cunts just laugh while wheelchair nan has shit on her face, fucking nigger tier
Always pisses me off like that Soiboi who tell gran not to heil hitler
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>>768953595
Even the black dogs are raping the whites
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>>768953032
Good one anon, made me kek
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>>768957426
Holy shit I actually laughed out loud
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>>768956432
because he want to go too
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>>768959519
If I was living in an aquarium and had aqua citizenship I would be a fish
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>>768957149
What is it called?
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>>768959601
Its just what they do, they can't get a fuck so they steal it
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>>768954247
I'd slap that little shit
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>>768959519
Then what are african americans?
You racist nazi
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>>768959707
false equivalency neck yourself, brainless buffon
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>>768959758
they're americans
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>>768953078
holy fucking shit i bet this is to the mii channel theme. play it and synch it up
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>>768959524
Neck yourself, cuck faggot...after your done slurping on Trump's balls of course.
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>>768959707
what the fuck is your problem with people of other skin colors?
im german and i have migrant friends that would easily have more in common with me than you when it comes to culture. how the fuck is a skin color in anyway the deciding factor of someones culture
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>>768958810
/b/rofist
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>>768959519
>letting in the invasive subspecies with hostile culture
>they are one of us now
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>>768959758
Shit throwing baboons of course
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>>768959163
Trump supporters are the cancer. Trump is just the tumor.
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>>768959880
shove that pseudoscience back up your ass
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>>768957426
retard
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>>768953078
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>>768959880
why dont you just say youre racist? you guys always say its culture when its not
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>>768953078
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>>768959156
You really need to take off the pair of Arabian Goggles you're wearing and open your eyes, faggot.
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>>768959837
t. cuck
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>>768960063
>look mom i didnt have any other arguments so i called him a cuck
>that will show him
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>>768957426
lmaoo
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>>768956757
fukken lost
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>>768960063
jesus, you can't even use an insult correctly
try simpler ones like idiot or moron
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>>768960022
kys mutt, you will never be the true german
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>>768954690
zizek loves you.
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>>768957215
your moms house 14 years ago.
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>>768957426
fg
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>>768959050
>just keeps typing while milk is poured all over her head

lmfao what a beta bitch
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>>768960128
okay okay you win, you were right all along
let's all miscegenate and become one
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>>768953840
Alright faggot, you got me
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>>768960223
High n' tight
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>>768955097
holy shit, what british police has become...
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>>768960191
my dude, my family has been german for at least 8 generations, what the fuck are you talking about? im technically royal by my mothers side....
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>>768952600
>AfD vs. Flüchtlinge
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>>768954247
Wasted!!!
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>>768954850

Those dark skinned humans had every right. It's retribution for the evil of whites that will take generations to forgive...... If ever forgiven.
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>>768957426
Poop
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>>768960322
I don't see the one with the rug hair in it.
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>>768953518
Plz save avengers
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>>768958386
> germany is no longer germany

that's because you lost the war you dickheads

if you wanted a pure white aryan motherland then you should've tried a bit harder

because we fucked you, and our values won
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>>768959824
You're right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iptUNUFdyas
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>>768960271
>low testosterone level
>the perfect punching bag
get rekt whites
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>>768957168
>rape rates skyrocketing
>assault rates skyrocketing
>economy plummering
"oh is so good to live in a diverse country!"
-future 3rd world civilian
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>>768960322
yeah because german culture has been the same for 4000 years, not like it mixed with
roman
hun
french
holy roman
culture
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>>768953595
did the goose actually die from that? damn
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>>768956272
i had to beat a pit bull to death with 6 inch rock when something similar when down.
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>>768960469
you talk like a serious leftist faggot or like an "german" from india / mutt who constantly needs to prove he is in fact a german so I assumed (statisticaly this is more likely) that you are the pajeet
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>>768959125
>cultural assimilation
>not speakiong german
>sharia law
>covering women
>not respecting traditional religion
>imposing their views
you must be one of those below average human
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>>768960474
if only...
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>>768960575
thanks amerimutt
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>>768960322
If that image is your knowledge of evolution, how are you still alive? First brainless living human.
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>>768960776
>economy growing since 2008, state debt sinking, average pay rising
>crime rates going down in general

yeah dude your right
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>>768959824
would you even want to be right about that? i mean...how much of a massive autist would you have to be to even recognize this?
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>>768956634
Robot duck?
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>>768957994
the video is really cringy
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>>768955750
Berlin is literally the detroit of germany
not kidding
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>>768959747
We know you would nigger
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>>768959837
skin color is not I agree
Religion is
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>>768960953
witzig my dude sehr witzig. Du hast recht technisch gesehen bin ich schweizer seit einem jahr (studium). Ich hab 2017 fdp gewählt also würde ich mich selbst nicht als leftist bezeichnen aber hey, man kanns ja probieren
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>>768960827
I've eaten
bread
steak
eggs
pizza
pasta
...
better eat some shit and sludge too, time to experience more enriched flavours
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>>768960973
>cultural assimilation
>not speakiong german
wrong, to become a citizen you have to speak german imbecile
>sharia law
no where in sight, migrants that come here are escaping it
>covering women
anyone can wear whatever they want, silly right?
>imposing their views
like you?
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>>768961026
brit actually, and you're welcome
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>>768955097
Haaaa got eem
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>>768961038
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>>768961214
yeah but we only have a muslim population of about 5%, and around 10% of newborns are muslims so i dont see your point then
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>>768957574
Why not just give birth and throw it in the trash can after?
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>>768961311
wall at least you are whiter than amerimutts, for now
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>>768954690
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>>768960575
why you fighting over what other people did
why you claiming/taking credit for things other people did
you sat in your room and 'heard' about these things and felt a connection through ancestry
so.
?????
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>>768954850
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>>768957426
Piece of sh...
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>>768960575
lol america's still trying so hard to be like germany circa 1943 while avoiding the whole "extremist" idea of in-your-face eugenics, and here you are trying to adopt the whole racial superiority attitude
now niggers are fucking you, and you're fathering their kids and their values won while they fuck your wife in the same bed and finish on your face; and cuckolding is now hitting mainstream in american culture
nice try americuck
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>>768953078
Is he doing the soy face?
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>>768958810
>hurr i got raped at my seven
>hurr abusive alcoholic stepfather cliche
>hurr man up, somewhere in a place you dont even know that exists someone is suffering more than you,thus your suffering is nothing
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>>768959021
it really is. 3 shots and a melee. highest non power weapon ttk in the game
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>>768959601
everyone wants whites
they are a rare breed.
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>>768954640
Holy shit
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>>768961236
yeah we should stop assimilating us culture then because you guys are off so much worse lol
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>>768953078
this is literally numa numa in 2018
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>>768961497
ancestry matters, values matter

this is why we went to war. the values of germany in that era were repugnant. modern germany has been shaped by the values of the English and the americans, like they can never know
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>>768957033
fucking kek
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>>768957426
Nigger
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>>768961333
Rich, coming from la creatura
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>>768959880
MFW the entire ant colony is already female.
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>>768959747
of course you would,primitive ape
BUT you´ll never have kids
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>>768955750
It is because she is an actual leader. Instead of some dipshit
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>>768957725
>you will never be happy
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>>768959050
Have the nigger hanging by the end of the night.
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>>768961815
with amerimutts things are more complicated as they miscegenate rapidly
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>>768959880
All ants in a colony are females you fucking retard, and sisters at that.
The queen stays fertilized after copulation, males aren't kept around in colonies.
Same with bees. How do you not know this?
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>>768962002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ77xBgIA9s
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>>768960926
So glad you said rock
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>>768960469
>WE WUZ NAZIS AND SHIT
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>>768955097
>doing this to an American cop would result in a serious beating and assault charges

Fucking Europe
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>>768961756
i wouldnt say that ancestry matters, history does. and i feel like because germans have fallen for nazi propaganda and experienced the horrors of nazi values before they are much less willing to fall for them again (even tho there are obviously problems with it today). i think the us didnt have that history so americans are currently falling for nazi memes much easier...
america still sees itself as the nazi killer that could do no wrong, even tho more and more americans are becoming what they fought in ww2
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>>768957574
IT'S THE BIRTH OF M.C. HAMMER DADDY.
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>>768952941
go back to tumblr faggot
this is nature, birds need to eat too and they don't have so many wasted brain cells as you do to start being prone to pathology and go on about how birds feel and shit beyond basic survival
>feels for birdbrains
>pretending to be mature
get the fuck off this board then
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>>768953595

They'll rape us death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
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>>768957400

>poor doggo

Why am I laughing so much?
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>>768961333
The more north you go in Europe the more evolved people are
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>>768962138
american cops are satanistic racist they will kill you when you are holding a bible
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>>768960575
germany lost the war due to how quickly their turned around their own economy within 5 years. before national socialism became a thing, germany was sucking the teats of banks all across the world. hitler decided that enough was enough, and within 5 years, germany was flourishing and was no longer indebted to the rest of the world. of course the banks couldn't have this, so they declared war on germany.
remember, after the WW2, the USA went from being notably anti-facism to anti-communism. this wasn't because of the political structures of each of these ideas, it was because being anti-communism was more marketable.
hitler did nothing wrong. it's the rest of the world that made the mistakes.
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>>768960827

>holy roman culture

the fuck does that even mean?

During the HRE the German states were as different as they ever were. The dozens and dozens of independent duchies developed their own independent cultures and dialects. The HRE was never a state and was only supported by the people that held positions of power, it constantly go more and more decentralized to the point where it was nothing more than a name.


also please define what hunnic culture is.
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>>768954690
ant sho on
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>>768957574

>my body, my choice
>also, need a shorter hammer, since not using the entire handle
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>>768956272
>nobody had a weapon

I'm not even talking about a gun per se (although that would be ideal) but nobody had a fucking crowbar, or a hatchet, or an axe?
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>>768962408
He tried to shoot them numb nuts
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>>768962242
#Jewed
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>>768962393
Define 'evolved'. It's easy to say that when human life started in africa so evolved could mean 'differing from the origin of human life' which is of course, further away from ethiopia and such but it doesn't necessarily mean smarter
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>>768962408
Lost
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>>768953595
>>768960840
Holy shit guys, it's a duck. Go back to preschool
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>>768962437
not him, but german tribes were constantly invaded by the huns (they could have been mongol culture or turkic) many germanic tribes coexisted in the hunnic ''empire''
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>>768952959
wtf I actually like this. You just can't hate louigi. I hope he becomes the next naked banana meme
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>>768962540
You do not have the right to express hate speech.

If you consider your self a white nationalist, you literally do not have the right to speak. Ever.

Just shut your mouth or we will shut it for you.
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>>768962393
the more evolved people are the more shitskins will arrive to the land of prosperity to poison the life there.
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>>768961236
There's also high levels of e. Coli in fast food ice machines, so you probably already have
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>>768962393
yeah they evolved white skin colour to adapt to scarcity of the sun
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>>768960191

>bad version has gun
>good version has katanas

Fedora neckbeard autist "artist" detected.
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>>768962672
I wanna move to America or Canada just because of all the immigration in Europe
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>>768962408
more like this
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>>768962408
Niggers have no respect for anything, they will shoot at a cop while trying to cover it up with a bible
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>>768962508
with a fucking book? remove yourself from the gene pool you cretin
he tried to show whem the way of jeezus christ and teach them that violence is not the answer... that he shouldn't be killed because of his skin color.
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>>768962708
The katana signifies anything from another culture, it was chosen for its recognizable shape and no other reason

But yeah the comic sucks anyway
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>>768962702
the only reason I like this is because you can see it on her face, that look she gives after the punch. she never got hit before, her pussypass always defended her ass. not anymore bitch, not from niggers. i bet she vote for hillary.
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>>768962437
yeah i didnt express myself properly there...
by holy roman i mean the impact of catholizism by the roman catholic church while the hre lasted. i pretty much mean everything from the middle ages to the so called age of enlightenment.
impact of hunnic culture: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huns#Legacy

dont be too hard on me i study physics not history
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>>768953078
This is a dream from my childhood nightmare, no shit
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>>768962624
rekt
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