What was your best sexual experience?
>greentext that shit
>>768866291
on phone so not going to greentext
wife and i started talking about threesomes during sex
start working with this kinda freaky chick, amazing ass and nice tits
started dropping hints about threesomes
yadda yadda six months later im plowing her from behind while she eats my wifes pussy
came in both of them
she likes anal
wife masterbates while watching me fuck her in the ass
shes married
goes home to her husband with a load in each hole
>in college
>GF/Fuckbuddy is a bubbly curly haired brunette with cute little B tits and an ass to die for
>She's a recovering catholic girl so we fuck like rabbits
>loves to try new things, we've done basically everything we can without involving other people
>she starts getting into exhibitionist stuff
>wants to fuck on the porch of our apartment on a whim one night
>porch is smallish with high railings she struts out naked and rests her little tits and elbows on the railing and pushes her ass out towards me
>I walk up behind her and start fucking her slowly
>She's desperate for someone to see her/us or at least have the risk of being seen
>pretty late and on the 3rd story its easy for people to miss what we are doing
>one guy sees and honks and she gets more into it
>that's when I look down and notice that someone has been watching for a while
>the downstairs neighbor's son (maybe 16 or so) is sitting on a chair on his porch looking up at us fucking through the wide gaps in the floor
>his shorts are around his ankles and he is really getting into jerking off and watching us
>lean down and quietly tell my fuckbuddy whats happening
>have to keep her from being too obvious but she slowly repositions so she can look down at him
>I can tell when she sees him watching us because her legs start shaking and she starts to cum buckets
>she sets me off and I start pumping inside her
>her pussy is soaked and a sloppy mess
>as I start to pull out I hear him beginning to grunt as he cums
>as soon as the head of my cock pops out my cum starts gushing out of her pussy and drips onto the deck below
>some of it definitely drips through one of the wide gaps
>I freeze, worried that I just drenched some high school dude in my cum
>hear him finish cumming and run inside and quietly shut the door
Not sure if my cum dripped on to him or not but my fuckbuddy swore it looked like it dripped into his lap as he came.
>TL;DR some high school kid got my sloppy seconds from about 10' away
>>768866552
she became our little fucktoy until she left her husband and told me she loved me and started trying to get me to leave my wife
in the end she was fucking psycho, even dyed her hair red like my wifes, some single white female shit
> how to greentext
>>768866798
nice
>be in 6/7th grade
>kind of shy so don't have tons of friends
>Have one friend that always invites me to sleep overs at his house
> He's kinda lame but rich and there's no parental supervision
>Basically lock ourselves in his bedroom all weekend
>We discover his dad's porn video collection and borrow a few to watch every time I come over
Cont.
>>768867498
yeah, she was fun. I did lots of crazy stuff with that girl. I'll greentext some more if people keep this thread alive
>>768866552
I got another one from me and my wife fucking a guy in a threesome and a couple we had a 4 way with if interested
>>768867684
i had an ex that liked to be watched, one time her little brother watched us fuck in my car... then the little faggot ratted us out to her dad
>>768867604
>On mobile so fuck green text from here on out
We start watching porn together but don't really do anything but watch. One night we had some porn going and he digs out some beers he had stolen and hidden from his parents bbq earlier. We both drink a few and keep watching tape after tape of porn. Start to get really horny and a little tipsy, and I look over and see that he's rock hard. I've never been attracted to guys but I wanted him to pull his dick out so I could do the same with mine and hopefully get some relief. I told him we should just put a few pillows between us, that way we couldn't see the other one jacking off. He buys it and puts a few big pillows between us and pulls his pants down
Sorry for all the cont, mobile sucks
>>768867909
Was it hot or awkward? Did he jack off?
My fuckbuddy used to tan naked on the porch a lot, I thought it was to turn me on but she had to know that the kid was probably watching her again
>>768868397
we didn't know he was watching til afterwards but he was 14 so i have to assume he jerked off
we would always fuck in public, bars, parks etc
one time she got but naked while i drove around and she gave me head with her ass in the air, that was hot until a trucker started following us thinking he could join in
I get to relive my best sexual experiences in my life on a constant basis, since I still have her with me. She is the biological daughter of one of my foster families. Her father used to sexually abuse me, so I, in turn, began doing the same to her. The REAL turn on is, she's 6 years younger than I am, and this all started when I was 12.
>>768866291
took my 2nd girlfriends virginity
her inexperience turned me on so much, I came before I was in lol
she was on top, I tried putting it in, she was like "ah it hurts" when I just had the tip in
I came instantly
I have a fetish for virgins.
Later on we fucked like normies.
>>768868818
You look like Jay Leno had a secret love child with Madonna.
>>768868264
So we keep drinking our beers and jacking off while watching porn. Some of it is pretty standard stuff, but some of it was taped (yes, this was in the vhs days) by hand from some really hardcore porn channel. There's a lot of gangbang stuff, and lots of blow bangs. I keep catching him watching me out of the corner of my eye, but try not to look at him. We get a little more comfortable with the situation and start to talk about the porn. There's a few scenes with handjobs both from the chick being gangbanged and from a few of the dudes waiting. I ask if he thinks it feels different if someone else does it. He says maybe we can try it, and if we don't look that it wouldn't be gay it would just be practice. I'm reluctant but finally give in and give it a try. We counted down and touched them at the same time, but it was mostly brushing and pulling away at first. We do this in awkward silence for a while then he starts jerking me the way I would do it. My hand instinctively starts moving like his and soon we are going to town on each other
Cont
>slutty girlfriend
>she has slutty friends
>tell her i want her out because slutty
>"please, give me a chance"
>I'm stupid, say ok
>week later she's hanging out with slutty friend
>they keep sneaking off to our room, acting weird
>slutty girlfriend yells for me to come in there
>both butt ass naked on my bed
>"what do you say?"
>I'm stupid, say ok
>raw dog her and her sexy as hell slutty friend
>came buckets, fall asleep
>wake up in the morning and do it all over again
>kick slutty girlfriend out about a month later because slutty
By far the best sex I've ever had, but they were both terrible people.
>>768866291
Threesome with ex gf and current gf was pretty dope.
>>768868818
I got hooked up with a girl through a girl I grew up with on a (mostly) blind date in college. She was raised in a super strict household and her dad was a police commander in a major city nearby. This meant that she was a 23 year old virgin with light daddy issues. I legitimately felt bad taking her virginity because it was clear that she still though sex was dirty or perverse and was pretty much a dead fish. She didn't bleed much (thank god) but did leave some pink stains on my mattress. Too bad she was so bad at sex
>Bonus: she looked almost exactly like pic related
>>768866291
First Blow Job
>15 years old
>girl asks me to comment on her myspace pic
>suckmydick.jpg
>come here and i will she says
>no way....
>hotwire neighborhood security golf cart
>drive 2 miles to her friends house
>she sneaks out of the window
>asks her if her friend wants to join as a joke
>shes in
>proceed to get my dick sucked by two senior girls at the same time
>bust in their faces
>went home
>never commented on her myspace pics
>>768869331
Anyone even interested or am I wasting my time?
>>768869824
you're on b, what do you think?
>>768869824
I guarantee someone is fapping to it.
>>768866798
I fucked my ex on a balcony but I didn't cum on a 16yo boy. God, you're a faggot lol.
>>768869640
wow, she is fucking hot!
mine looked like emma watson.
I was amazed I could get a gf like that and that I took her virginity.
the only bad thing was that she got on my nerve because she was literally fucking stupid.
>>768869824
hell yeah
Okay b/tards
>GF and I get into swinging.
>I have many adventures but the one that sticks out to me is this one.
>We had been seeing this other couple for a few weeks.
>We really hit it off.
>He was a cool dude and his wife and a redhead Milf, my personal weakness.
>My gf was a brunette with bolt-ons that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
>It was a soft-play couple which we were cool with.
>For those not familiar, soft-play is rubbing and oral only. No penetration.
>As a couple we would flirt with each other and swap partners.
>A lot of kissing and fondling; so much so we got kicked out of a bar for it.
>We ended back up and their place and we were going to spend the weekend together.
>Friday night we went out as a couple and ate dinner and played around in a pool bar.
>Hands and mouths were everywhere. His wife was getting extremely frisky.
>We head back to the house and a suck and fuck session starts as soon as we get inside.
>Just me and the gf and He and his wife in the same room.
>As things settle down me and the gf go to the spare bedroom and fuck once more before going to sleep.
>For some strange reason I felt the need to bring my video camera with me.
>That morning the husband wakes up and has the video camera.
>He sneaks in trying to catch us fucking. I was taking her from behind.
>While he videos, she pulls his pajama bottoms down and starts to blow him.
>His wife comes upstairs to see what’s taking so long.
>She comes up behind him and watches as I blow my load on my gf’s back and her husband is getting sucked off.
To be continued…
>>768866291
prostate massager, training that prostate for month, high as fuck watching 3d porn for 2h straight while pulsing my pelvis with massager in, 1h of dry O´s and pleasewave after wafe, spasms, moaning like a faglord. Best orgasms and feeling ever. true story.
>>768868657
>thinking he could join in
You're meaning to tell me your dumbass didn't invite him? What are you? Some sort of faggot?
>>768868766
You diddled a 6yo ? Was she hot?
>>768870195
lol I even tried to make her do an IQ test on the ipad, but she quit after she got the first question wrong.
she literally didnt get it
also she and her family gossiped a lot
when there was a different car in fron of a neighbor's house, they would all sneak peek through the window and gossip about it
they lived in a shitty neighborhood, her mom didnt have a job and her dad had an administrative job
they were good people though. we played games during christmas and it was really nice.
>>768866291
>Rita the snake jawed woman
>ugly as a mangy dog
>got stupid drunk ended up in bed with her(35ish) and her 15 yo lesbian lover
> getting busy
>rita grabs my cock and starts giving me ok head
>next thing I know is something I have never felt before
>under my nuts
>tickles.Rita could unhinge her jaw and scratch uunder your nutsack
>while deep throating
> fucking awesome
>made up for the fact she looked like REN
>from ren and Stimpy
>>768869688
>never commented on her myspace pics
Atta boy, anon. Atta boy.
>>768870498
>spread gossip
>were good people
Pick 1
>be me
>in highschool
>totally crush on this girl named abby
>shes a year older, thin, kind of tall with super perky a cup titlets and straight brown hair
>we are in the same friend group and go to the same small parties every weekend
>we start drunk hooking up, but never get passed making out and fingering/HJ
>dying to fuck her and suck them little titties
>big drunken blowout camping trip coming up
>excited to hook up
>trim my junk, etc
>getting drunk with abby and her best friend kacie
>kacie has always had an obvious crush on me, but shes the weird mousy girl with huge tits and the fashion sense of an old lady
>trying to get abby away from her all night, it's obvious there's no chance that's happening
>finally get to drunk to function, all go to bed in huge 10 person tent
>we are by the wall
>abby on one side of me and kacie on the other
>wait for people to start snoring before I make my move
>roll over and abby is trashed and waiting to kiss me
>make out with her, start fingering away
>she pushes my hand out of her shorts and stops our kiss
>still jackin away at me though
>she whispers "Kiss her" and motions to kacie
>"and I'll take care of this" and motions to her hand jerking me off
>whynot.gif
>turn top of my body to face kacie
>she's half asleep and kind of dreamily responds to my kiss
>start making out like horny teenagers
>start fingering her with my already abby pussy wet finger
>she doesn't notice so I don't say anything
>she starts to reach in my pants too
>SHIT.jpg
>she's going to flip if she feels me getting an old fashioned from her friend while I kissed her
>she doesn't hesitate
>starts helping abby
>I keep fingering kacie, and kiss abby a few times until she makes me switch back
>kacie cums hard and falls asleep as we kiss
>turn to face abby
>quietly kiss until I cum all over her hand
>wake up and it's like none of it ever happened
>neever happened again though
>>768870143
not like I meant to lol. It's his fault for being a perv
>>768870427
if it hadn't had been a gross ass trucker
> was naked in the back corner of the adult theater
>at least 9 cocks to pick from
>cum all over me
.>farting cum bubbles from previous fucks
>dude reaches behind himself
>shits in his hand and smears hia cock
>feeds me shitty cock in front of a dozen guys
>could cut diamonds
>cum flys at least 20 feet when I expolde\
>have scat fetish now
>>768871089
dreamworthy
>>768870296
>Saturday was a typical fun little Saturday going to craft shows and shit the girls wanted to do.
>Every once in a while the girls would tease us and us them.
>Just a flirty grab and a kiss here and there.
>It was mentioned that everyone around us couldn’t tell which guy was with which girl because we kept passing the girls back and forth.
>Saturday night was going to be for dancing at the swing club.
>So later we took the girls shopping for slutty clothes.
>That just amped them up and got them and us all more horny.
>That night the typical swing club routine except the girls were all about us.
>They kept teasing and playing all night. Other couples were jealous.
>We headed out early because none of us could hold it back any longer.
>Once we got in the door shit was on. Remember they are a soft-play couple.
>My gf went down on him and his wife was going down on me
>They had a big comfy chair that was perfect for fucking on.
>My gf and him took the chair and me and his wife were on the couch.
>Still soft-play. We got to the point where we need to blow our loads.
>My gf came over and started sucking the load out of my cock.
>Where as his wife was getting fucked furiously by him.
>After we both came we settle into a blissful nap.
>but somewhere in there we swapped back where I was with his wife and he was with my gf
To be continued…
pic related...the bolt-ons
>>768869824
Alright, I'll finish
So at this point we are both jerking each other and starting to enjoy it a bit. His cock was about 3/4 of an inch smaller than mine and was very hard. He was blatantly staring at mine now and said something like "yours is harder to rub because it's bigger" and then immediately became very embarrassed that he was looking and enjoying this. I made small talk to make him more comfortable and said something kinda gay like "Yeah but yours is really hard so I bet it would be easier to suck on like that girl is"
I could feel his cock twitch when I said that and he started jacking me a lot faster. I figured that I had come this far and I really wanted to feel what it felt like to have someone suck your dick so I said "If we sucked each other a little bit it wouldn't be like gay gay, I just want to know how it feels for a few seconds then we can stop". We didnt really say anything but he rewinded the tape to the blow job scene so we could watch her sucking to make it seem less gay. We laid on our sides facing each other's dicks and slowly starting with nervous kisses and licks. This went on for a while and we gradually pushed it until we were full on sucking and jacking each other. The movie had ended some time before but we kept going.
Cont
>Be me
>Nerdy highschool, anime club, young fag, computer geek
>Never get out much, stay out of trouble
>End of sophomore year until graduation not be single for more than 2 weeks
>Build up from handys and bjs at movie theaters and bedrooms
>Finally start dating this girl with straight 36D and more ass than fathomable
>Family so stacked her mother had breast reduction
>Fuck her from day one of dating and almost ever day until splitsville
>Start encouraging her to develop real kinks over vanilla sex
>She ponders threesome
>Continue encouragement
>She finds someone
>Her close family friend 34C, smaller build, but ass had more shape
>Meet them, and start foreplay in my bedroom before a road trip across state
>Jump in car, finger the both of them in the middle of the car ride
>Make it to girls house
>Walk into small shed to 420 blaze it
>Behind a curtain in the corner, fuck yes, a queen matress
>Lay in bed and go for a round with gf
>Lay back to a double bj while one puts their pussy in face to eat.
>Friend hops on and rides while I make out with my girl
>Minutes later, Im in a puddle
>Surprise surprise shes a squirter
>We start to drink, fuck through the day into the night soaking the mattress until it was no longer salvagable
>Go inside and fall asleep in pjs with the both of them
>wake up, gf is pissed
>break up a week later
>WORTH
>>768866291
>Had just graduated HS and still living at home
>neighbor girl was a few grades below me
>she had a bf, neither one of them drove
>I used to give her rides home from school
>her bf would catch the bus, i'd pick her up, then fuck her in her bed before her parents came home at 5
>this happened all year long
>she was such a little hoe, as soon as she'd get in my car she'd grab at my dick
>>768866291
>fucked my exs mouth a few times
>she laid on her side and I just thrust into her mouth
>doubled over and grabbed her ass and fingered her pussy (she liked getting fingered)
>best orgasm of my life occured like that once
>My longtime female friend occasionally turns into a fuckbuddy.
>She's engaged and I have a girlfriend but we still spend a lot of time together to go mountainbiking or sightseeing for example, both of us like being outdoors more so than partners.
>My girlfriend is cool about it, her partner not so much but she doesn't care (neither do I)
>He's right though, there is some attraction
>Anyhow, one of the first times we started cycling together, we ended up at a pretty isolated area near the woods, sat down on a log to rest but both of us aren't exactly 'calm'.
>The adrenaline is rushing, she's breathing heavily and in what seems an autopilot moment I put my arm around her and kiss her on her cheek
>She smiles, gives me a kiss on my mouth and the next moment we're making out
>We've been boyfriend and girlfriend in the past so nothing new, a bit shocked because we're both dating other people but at the same time a who cares feeling.
>She then gets up and sits on my lap and I grab her ass in those tight pants as we make out more
>"You sure?" she says smiling
>Yeah
>I'm having a good feel at her tight ass, squeezing and occasionally reaching for her pussy which she loves until at some point she just sits on top of me enjoying that.
>She then lifts her shirt knowing I have a thing for nice bellies like hers
>I grab her waist and have a feel pretty much all over, her body is very nice; from her ass to her stomach to her tits a little bit
>Both of us are very horny now and she tells me to get a little deeper into the woods because even though it's isolated, we were in the open
>She shows me her tits, I have a feel at them and she tells me to get my dick out
>Her face turns red and she just goes: 'wow' before getting down on her knees to give me a short handjob and then really good blowjob
>Stop
>Don't want to cum yet, I say
>'Let's see' and I lower her pants and take it off which wasn't easy, she was soaked.
>The most beautiful pussy I had seen, spread it front of me.
Cont.
>>768871884
Free them
>>768871884
The finishing shot.
>So we are quite satisfied from the fooling around and I am cuddling this guy’s wife while he is laying next to my gf.
>My gf fades out quickly from the drink and fucking and he does shortly after.
>However, me and his wife are quietly stroking and making small talk.
>I start teasing her nipples and then trace my fingers down between her legs.
>She looks at me and very seductively licks her lips.
>I prop her up in the chair and kneel between her legs. Granted I was only semi-hard at the time because we had finished up 30 minutes ago.
>I start teasing her with my tongue and fingering her while I suck on her clit.
>She was getting into it pulling my hair as every wave hit her.
>She wanted more but with her husband passed out she did her best with me.
>She motioned for me to kiss her and I crawled up from between her legs and started kissing her.
>I fondled her breasts (b-cups but nice ones) and my crotch was rubbing against hers.
>Keep in mind no penetration. Just frottage, looko it up.
>Our moans woke her husband and he gently got up from the couch and got behind the chair for a better look.
>He was so turned on by the sight of my cock rubbing the outside of her pussy he was begging her to let me fuck her.
>I kept up rubbing my cock on her as he French kissed her and she was getting closer and wetter as I did it.
>She just looked at me dead in the eyes and told me to put it in.
>He watched as I fucked this hot redhead so hard she squealed and pulled her nails across my sides.
>I still have a scar where she drew blood.
Text too long...continues....
>>768872757
So you both dated before and she knows you have a thing for bellies but you never fucked when you were together?
>>768873181
Finally...
>I came deep inside her and she and her husband then fucked mixing his juices with mine inside her.
>After he came my gf woke up. We all told her what just happened.
>My gf said, “Dammit wake me up next time. I mssed everything.
>We spent the night
>in the morning us guys were treated to double blowjobs while making breakfast.
That was a fun weekend.
Pic related…not this time (I couldn’t find the pics) but one of out previous adventures with another couple. Before Bolt-ons
>>768872247
Yeah right
I havent had one
>>768872757
>I ask her: "Are you sure?" having no protection or anything
>She says: Yes, don't worry about that
>As I'm entering her pussy people walk by not that far away
>Neither of us care at this point, and we have good sex. both of us enjoying it intensely.
>She actually cums before I but tells me to keep going
>'Go ahead, cum in me'
>Not long after I fill that pussy, don't think it was ever that much
>We lay down after and she smiles at me
>I'm still stroking her stomach
>We dress up properly again and continue the cycling talking about what just happened and how good that was
>Also that it will be a secret between us and perhaps we could do it more often
>We did it a bunch more times in similar ways and there will be more, no one has found out.
>>768872087
So we are not really shy about it after this. We both go to sleep in his big bed (too young or too bad at blow jobs to cum I guess). I would usually stay at his house 2 nights on the weekend so we woke up and went about our day as usual and didn't mention anything about the night before. Everything was normal until his parents left us alone to go to a party down the block (now that i think about it his parents had to be swingers or addicts because they always came home the next day for a lot of those 'parties'). As soon as they left we went and raided his dad's porn stash in the master bedroom closet. it was weird and robotic but as soon as he put the porn on we both replayed the things we did the night before in his parent's bedroom ("so we can watch and pick a good video to borrow for the rest of the night"). We jacked off alone separated by pillows, then started jacking each other off and then went back to sucking. this time we did it one at a time and tried to mimic exactly what the girl on the screen was doing. We got pretty good at it and I can't remember when the first time one of us came was, but this kind of stuff became the norm. I would stay at his house and we'd lock ourselves in his room and watch porn and suck each other off all throughout the day. We usually couldn't cum, but we still sucked each other several hours out of the day. When someone was taking a turn on the Dreamcast or N64 the other would kind of automatically get down and pull down their shorts and start sucking them until it was your turn to play. We never thought it was gay at all, it was just practice for the real thing we'd get from a girl some day, but it did get out of hand. We got to where over the span of a few months we would both wear only basketball shorts around the house for easy access an because you could hide your boner in the waist band. We started sucking and jerking each other without porn, and almost got caught doing it a few times in public areas
Con't
>>768866291
I masturbated once
>>768873238
Yeah, we've dated as teens and we got to the stage of fooling around a bit but not anything real sexual. She liked when I held or stroked her belly then, and I really loved to do that.
Also, later whenever we meet without any partners around I also like to stroke it as part of a hug.
>>768866291
>What was your best sexual experience?
Never had one, and I'm 21 and I think non-virgins are fucking disgusting so it's likely that I never will.
>>768866291
Being raped by a 13 yrs old.
>Little sister of GF sleeps at our place
>I'm taking the couch
>Little sister wakes me up in the middle of the night
>"Anon, my sister snores like a pig. I can't sleep there. Could I stay with you?"
>Being groggy and not objecting
>Little sister snuggles herself into my arms
>Last thing I remember is placing my hand on her hip because no more room on the couch
>Waking up to her moaning and heavy movement
>I'm still in the same position but I got a hardon and I'm stuck between her buttcheeks
>She moves her butt like mad rubbing my cock against her cunt
>She is having the best orgasm I ever heard or felt
>Rubbing goes in full effect, barely pull out to spill my load on her ass
>I'm pretty shocked but also came hard as diamonds
>Damage_control.exe
>Flee the scene, can't allow myself to impregnate her by accident or getting caught
>Next day, GF had no idea and little sister plays innocent
>I'm fucked in the head, still have flashbacks after years
And that's how I was forcefully made a pedo
>>768873337
Pic related
>>768866291
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
this whole fucking thread
Not the best but most recent. Watching my gf walk around naked outside. If someone would have walked up i would have let them fuck her right there
>>768873896
>I've never had sex therefore no one has had sex the post
I'm a virgin too, anon, and people fuck. It's how you were made.
>>768873337
You know, at first I was super petty, and I could have sent related pics to argue my point, but if your closeted virgin mind cant comprehend the pussy I've had, then rewarding you with a picture wouldnt help either. I can sleep easy at night knowing Ive still got pussy to keep my dick wet at the end of the day
>>768866291
>go camping with girlfriend in yellowstone
>in tent (broke college students can't buy RVs)
>camping spot is close to a family of four (maybe 20 or so feet away?)
>they have kids (important)
>tents are basically the same, only theirs is a different color
>stay up pretty late to stargaze
>after we finish staring up at the milky way, we go and bang in the tent
>all is well
>hear some rustling outside, probably just the wind or a squirrel
>girlfriend's face is pushed down into a pillow to muffle her moaning, head facing the door of the tent and I'm balls deep inside her
>suddenly tent door unzips, neighbor's kid sticks his head into our tent
>fucker is holding a towel, his toothbrush and a stuffed animal
>definitely old enough to know what's going on
>immediately become flaccid and cease fucking girlfriend
>kid scurries the fuck out of dodge and runs back to his parents
>the next morning, we don't leave the tent until we see neighbors pack up and leave
>>768873869
>>768874131
Rip, I had added and it was over 2 mb then screenshot it and it wasnt appearing. Gave up, sent message to prove point. Finds related pic in thread
>>768873488
last one
so we have our weird thing going and we are totally convinced it's not gay. We only cum occasionally and it was kind of a weird unspoken rule that you would just swallow what little cum there was and both pretended that it didn't happen.
His mom and dad were very weird hippie rich people that were not very good parents. They would turn us loose at the mall with wads of cash so we started hitting up spencers to buy sex shit to feed our growing addiction. we bought grape lube and sucked it off of each other and bought a sex doll and took turns fucking it and sucking each other, again all for practice. Now his mom obviously didn't know what was age appropriate for us because she would tell us that we could shower together. I don't know if she assumed that we would wear swim trunks or what but we definitely didn't. we didn't look or touch each other in there because I guess that felt more gay but one day I was washing my hair and kind of bumped into him. I was still hard from us fooling around all day and he was slick from the soap so my small young dick kind of rubbed between his cheeks. We both froze and assessed the situation. We had talked about how we would never "go full gay" and hadn't ever touched like this. we both kind of rocked back and forth pretending to not notice and I don't think I ever slipped into him, but I did cum on his balls from behind (idk if he noticed). that was kind of the end of it, we didn't hang out much after that. Never touched another guy since but kind of wish we would have just gone for it once or shared a girl later on.
>tl;dr I got hours of BJ's every weekend of 6th/7th grade
Gayfaggot fuckery going on
>met guy that looked mildly hot told me he was 50
>took me to his bigass house and i got super sub bottom faggot
>he fucked the shit out of me, came in my mouth and my ass and made me stay the night
>during the night he woke me up and told me his real age was 67 and he felt guilty about lying
>this guy is 5 years older than my dad
>sucked his cock like a tramp on chips
>spent the next day calling him daddy, this fag had me wearing ladies underwear while he fucked me
>annihilated my asshole even though he was old af and had to stop to take medication
>every time he did something old men do it turned me on more and we fucked for fucking hours
>didn't shit right for a week but well worth it
>slow, consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Shit was so cash
All these stories are fake and gay.
>>768874901
no u
>>768873249
>Before Bolt-ons
Before is always better.
>>768873920
Looks like she's into dogs.
>>768873238
yeah you can just tell its bs
My best sexual experience ain’t funny, so I’ll tell my most interesting one. I’m not good at green texts so bear with me
>be me
>20
>girlfriend tells me her parents are gone
>biking.gif
>as I turn the block, receive a text message
>PARENTS ARE HOME!
>fuck me
>decide to just climb through the window
>can’t do anything yet, so I hide in closet
>for four fucking hours
>alliteration.exe running
>door opens
>finally
>ensue hot make out session
>she slowly starts stippling, I do the same
>she just has her panties on
>tells me to take them off with my teeth
>kinkyfuck.bat
>slowly pull the elastic out of the way
>felt a chill down my spine
>not the good kind
>the kind where you open up your freezer and that cold wind blows through your spine
>niggerwut
>her pussy is cold
>like fucking Ice cold
>I freak the fuck out
>I grab my clothes and jump out the window
>bruise and scrape my body
>bike the fuck home
>mfw I never called back
>mfw I almost ate haunted pussy
>mfw I took the wrong bra
>>768874392
do you wish you were a woman, for the vagina?
it must suck to always have to do anal, or just sucking/hands, right?
i love vaginas bu i wonder whether gay men wish they had one on occasion
>>768876886
Anal sex is best sex.
>>768866291
>implying I've had one
[spoiler]actually, I did have one beer goggled one night stand with a fat girl and I was drunk and had whiskey dick, so it was pretty shite[/spoiler]
>>768866291
Actually with my wife, i usually banged her in the morning before going to work and in the evening/night after work, and when she had night shift i cycled home and her on the lunch also :D.
But one day she wanted to do really "dirty" sex and that was the best sex i ever had.
>>768877445
Period sex? Did she shit on you?
>>768877185
how can you know if an ass is all you have
i mean, to be honest, pussy is pretty good
first threesome that happened like a week ago
> go to mexican restaurant with wife and her hot af friend that ive had a crush on for years
> they get total of 6 giant margaritas
> get a total of 8 shots
> owner decides to give us another round of shots on the house
> they both start talking about how they are lesbian when drunk
> a couple of quick smooches at the place
> go over to friends place
> drink some more beer
> they start making out periodically
> wife says "sorry anon I love you but when Im drunk im definitely lesbian"
> I say "well don't let me get in the way of anything"
> we go to bedroom
> they start making out and fingering each other
> things keep getting more heated as they start to eat each other out
> friend tries to get my wife to squirt (doesnt work)
> im just recording it all at this point
> friend has made my wife cum 2-3 times at this point
> they invite me into the action
> plow my wife from behind while she eats the friend out
> they both cum
> fuck my wife until I cum buckets on her ass
shit lasted like 2 hours, was much fun would do again / 10
>>768877920
You're not a grill.
>>768878052
that is correct, did my masculine grammar give it away
>>768878703
No. You're faggotry gave it away.
>>768878758
im sorry
whats it like to have a pussy?
Hooked up with my wife's 18 yo sister. She was into since she was 13. One night we were up late drinking and watching a crazy 80s movie. She basically put her hand on my cock through my jeans and kissed me. The rest was just absolute pleasure. Knowing it was pretty much the wrongest thing I could do was the best part
I once orgasmed by only thinking about it. Ya.
>>768878821
Why don't you go ask your dad?
ITT: That kid in middle school/highschool thread
ill start:
That fat mexican kid that went around bragging because he browsed on Reddit
>>768878014
Nice. My wife is a hot red head and is nasty in bed but just does not like girls. That's the one thing I miss about single life but the rest is pretty great
I assfucked /b/ when I was 12.
>>768879017
God damn it im such a tard didn't realize I was still on this thread, ment to make a new one kek
>>768879012
my dad was born in lisbon and ive seen his penis before
>>768866291
>>768866291
>>768866291
