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Sick if seein porn everywhere. YLYL thread
>>768860676
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
Which are you?
>>768860676
Ayy page 1 you did it OP
>>768861292
Squating atm, don’t know what’s next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvOYv9c11hM
>>768861099
Hahaha holy shit.
>>768862221
That's not even funny you fucking normie GTFO
>>768862221
Honestly, I've seen cars explode, people dismembered but for whatever fucking reason this soyboy deeply disturbed me
>be me
>30 year old overachiever
>pothead/alcoholic
>hang out with dad a lot
>get pen to smoke thc cartridges
>get cartridges
>hanging out with dad
>knockin em back
>hit it exhale
>here dad try this
>whatcha got there lil buddy
>thc cartridge
>what's that? like heroin?
>nah weed
>hold the vape to his lips and say just inhale
>press the button and he takes a big ol rip
>coughs just a little
>ho doggie!
>laugh
>lemme get one more
>another rip
>half hour later and he starts talking about his joints not aching and bending his fingers making a fist
>hell ya good for you dad
>next morning we meet at coffee place before work
>son that heroin whooped my butt
>huh?
>realized he was referring to the cbd oil
>(laugh)what it do?
>could barely get out of my chair to go inside and get in bed
>(laugh) ya it's pretty strong. got a lot of thc
>stuff that's in heroin?
>dad it's not heroin
>dayum, alright little buddy cya after work
>i pull up that night to drink a few beers
>he trudges up to the truck pigeon toed scratching his neck
>what's wrong?
>got any of that heroin lil buddy?
>sure dad
>same routine
>next morning at the coffee place
>morning dad
>damn i gotta lay off them opiates
my dad thinks he's a heroin addict now.
>>768862089
Lost
>>768862968
Did he also know how your sister's first relationship would end up?
>>768862794
>FB_IMG
>>768862367
lost
>>768861999
Checked
>>768860845
fucken gold
>>768863061
kek'd at what you said. Webm was mediocre.
>>768862224
a /b/ joke
>>768863061
i don't get it
>>768863334
The Ferris wheel should actual be named sommers wheel... look it up
>>768863660
lol!
>>768862664
I go to that gym...
>>768863930
I fought the dude on the smith machine. He was some old fat douche neckbeard. Leveled his ass out in like 9 seconds
>>768863735
lol
Can someone post the real nigga registered nurse meme? I don't really remember how it goes
>>768863605
It's the truth, though. I hated being a kid, and being told what to do all the time. Fuck That
>>768863666
Skinny white boiz pretending to be black is so fucking pathetic. I'd beat up this kid just for saying "square up:
>>768863666
>Satan raped the stable boy
>>768863683
lurk moar faget
>>768861881
at least simply using exponents jfc
>>768864443
It's spelled Boys. Get a dictionary nigger.
>>768863930
I go to school there
>>768862221
Holy shit, what an enormous faggot.
>>768862759
The only thing you need is a gf, and some horny moans of you. Aand she's horny
If you hear laurel, you're retarded. It's Yanny
>>768865132
What's wit the dildo in the background?
>>768863666
made me grin
>>768864844
why are russian girls so pretty and russian men so unbearably ugly?
anyone have an explanation?
>>768862221
KYS
>>768865272
thats the dogs body dipshit, they shaved it
>>768865370
The extra X chromosome? See they are commies. Which means they share everything. So in that process, they all shared their wives, daughters, gay sons, pet goats, you know, as they do. And soon enough they were all related. Now because of the extra X the girls are fine. But the men always end up lumbering alcoholics with tiny penis' and enlarged ego's. Fucking Communism man.
>>768864843
lost at the thought of anybody actually giving away or using such a thing.
>>768865442
So that flesh colored penis shaped object to the left and behind the dog isn't a dildo?
>>768865554
One off, so close, yet so far.
>>768864152
Stealth archery, the game
>>768860676
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768865688
fpbp
>>768864492
still don't git it
>>768865263
Moron it's both. Try changing the bass and the treble deaf fag.
>>768865821
>>768865688
good luck on that joined up thinking, kiddo
>>768864152
tldr
>>768864844
>>768865688
this is so...
bad.
>>768864269
You should become an hero
>>768865894
Brb turning up bass on phone speaker
>>768862224
an hero cant come fast enough
>>768864892
Lost
>>768860845
Way to make my day somewhat less shitty, thanks /b/ro
>>768863605
The response is funny but the original text just sounds exactly like what a single mom would post on their Facebook feed.
>>768865376
That’s not a nice thing to tell somebody
>>768867552
faggot
>>768865588
Bru you need to stop thinking about dicks so much. It is not a dildo
>>768867600
That's also not a nice thing to tell somebody
>>768867650
Reported you sick fuck!
>>768867608
>>768867631
Where is this from?
>>768861998
Fuck off normie redditor
REEEEEEEE
>>768865688
When does a copy pasta become a bait ?
>>768867794
lost, also, this fucking much, summer is getting longer
>>768867700
sauce?
>>768867906
lost
>>768867915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4QYvXpaXlY
>>768860845
Super funny but the ending is lame. Now it sux.
Ah well... Atleast you made me laugh. Thumbs up.
>>768867766
> male feminism - bing
> bing
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKIING YLYL THREAD. ITS LIKE EVERY UNDERAGE FAGGOT ON 4CHAN CAME ON TODAY. NOTHING IN THIS FUCKING THREAD IS FUNNY, FUCK ALL YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING NIGGERS. GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU BUTTFUCKING COCKLICKING FAGGY NIGGERS
>>768863061
It would've been fucking amazing if the kid made it.
>>768862221
this is so retarded it kinda just made me more deppressed
>>768868224
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>768862367
>>768862700
Lost.
>>768863396
What comic is this? Looks familiar, but reverse search isn't picking it up
>>768868490
Most memes on this thread are normie memes
wat do
>>768868490
>>768868258
>>768868604
lost
>>768868360
>Why?
For the glory of Satan, of course!
I'm glad I never had 400$ gadgets to get busted, just 80$ gizmos that got put on top of the fridge
His friend is just like "bro he
he ain't usin that on me is he?"
>>768868609
GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER
>>768862270
Dammit
>>768868705
>>768868601
Maybe YOU'RE the normie. Faggot.
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768863666
satan trips yo
>>768864739
>>768868765
>>768868840
>>768868840
>>768860676
https://youtu.be/rOS8qvdD6UU
>>768868780
this is a copy of the original thread.
Gotcha Bitch
>>768869008
Topkek
>>768868953
this only really works as a response to someone getting assmad about the US, not on its own
>>768869008
Kek
>>768868840
angery
>>768869008
Keks
>>768869008
Topfuxkingkek
>>768869008
Unbelievably funny
>>768869008
Best one in this thread
>>768869008
My sides nigga
>>768869008
Keeeeeeeek!
>>768868911
>>768869083
>>768869008
Thumbs up sacrotes
>>768869044
What the hell are you talking about? What a fucking twat you are.
>>768860845
Дa, чтo ?!
>>768868505
kek
>>768869008
Oh fuck that's great content
>>768869008
Based god
>>768869008
Lost lost lost hard ohh
>>768869008
Lost
>>768869555
Trips of fucking wisdom
>>768867804
You like it?
>>768868418
I love my city
>>768863396
>9gag
>>768861292
I hope all of pol moves to the first one
>>768861999
>>768868400
kek and dubs
>>768868400
Lost
>>768865170
So many funny stuff here xD
>>768860676
who's the old perv crusin for kids?
>>768865688
Fake and gay
>>768866153
All skyrim characters become stealth archers.
>>768865370
Russian men are not ugly, you must be jealous cause obviously you just said "they are so pretty" in which case, I think you are referring to their confidence, however, confident russian women are also pretty or atleast they can be, if you want one of those to compliment your "shy" natural inclination towards well being. But i dont know, just go talk to random girls you find pretty and learn how they actually are to learn what you want.
>>768863185
It's 2018, ¿where's my fucking immortality?
>>768861292
Only one type of /pol/nigger
>>768867804
The Internet
>>768862794
lost
>>768860676
>>768862759
Thats that men want to think so they have an excuse when women tells them to fuck off because they are disgusting human beings
>>768869008
That video fucking sucked, and everyone who said it was funny is retarded.
>>768863605
>cough syrup
>>768864065
yeah I filmed that put it on world star pretty sure theres news coverage
>>768870397
꒰•‧̫•ू꒱
>>768868780
Fake and gay
>>768869008
I don't get it
>>768869073
damn he hot
>that nigger in the mirror though
>>768865523
Much like capitalism has bred a generation of entitled airheads with an unwarranted sense of relevance.
>>768870821
Gen X and Millennials are both the Boomers' fault
>>768870418
I laughed my ass off so shut go and fuk off
>>768863902
Fap material
>>768866499
Accurate.
>>768869944
You have no proof. It would never hold up in court
>>768864065
I fucked the dude on the smith machines mom - and also the OP of that threads mom. While Smith machine guy and OP was fighting.
>>768869008
Kek. Best thing here
>>768869008
My sides hate u
>>768871004
So their fight lasted a good 60 seconds?
>>768870397
Tits or GTFO
>>768869008
Hilarious
>>768868700
fake
>>768863061
Good comment
>>768869008
You made my day anon even if two people down vote the best video they've truly seen
>>768865688
sucks
>>768869008
Fucking funny
>>768864739
Lost
>>768871135
Yeah, I could barley stuck it in before they came.
I'm that good.
>>768869008
Thanks for the laugh socrates
>>768866153
khajit party way harder than any other races from Skyrim
>>768867631
Who dat?
>>768869008
Subscribing to you was my one and only purpose on earth
>>768867029
>
kek
>>768870996
Dude ur pathetic
>>768862221
fucking soy GTFO
>>768868175
Cringe
>>768863446
Lost.
Levels on this one
>>768871139
Balls or gtfo, you pig
>>768861292
None
I realized alt right was for fags and became an anarchist
>>768861292
None. /pol/ ist für Untermenschen.
>>768866499
do it right, date white
>>768863378
why tf did this make me lose
https://youtu.be/IbFIgw88LNQ
>>768865909
>>768864739
djemynai . bandcamp . com / track / nasa
>>768862759
Fucking hell - this image has been getting shared since the 90's
>>768868360
sony destroyed great grandmas village to make room for the factory that your little sister sweats her tiny butt cheeks off every dayjust putting these things together no more desu
>>768860845
https://youtu.be/I5LeG6OR_v4
>>768867906
lost jesus christ
>>768868662
read the title retard
>>768864152
this was good
>>768872469
what do you even mean by this, you mouth-breather
how are you this dense
>>768872542
Incidentally played that game with two handed maces and it was so phenomenally easy
I'll admit to some magic on the side
>>768868505 holy fuck is that jefery dean morgan?
>>768865688
nice copy pasta
>>768872727
What, are you black?
All white folks look the same to you?
GTFO.
>>768872608
I played heavy armor/two handed for the most part, late play through my stealth skills got so good that I could sneak up on enemies in full heavy gear lmao
>>768868333
>>768868444
checked
>>768868490
it saddened me too
>>768869008
truly the saddest ylyl ever
>>768868662
This is staged,
he has a few videos up of his dad destroying his things, his dad plays along as the stereotypical Asian father.
They have a good relationship
>>768869044
Found the butthurt Eurotrash
>>768868400
Lost. This sometimes happens to me too.
>>768864836
I fuckin love this kind of picstured
>>768868444
It looks like he is Watching meatspin
>>768860676
Samefag
>>768872887
whats with all thee questions soyboy it was a fucking joke!!!
doesn't the handi-bus leave soon, you might want to catch it! GTFO
