Guys what in the actual fuck is wrong with me? I'm 19, above average looking, not socially retarded, but I still can't get laid. What the fuck is happening? I'm seeing people here in college who look worse than me who are getting poon at least occasionally. They usually have friends that know friends, and yada yada they build some connections, and next thing you know someone is blowing them. Why have I never seen this treatment with myself before? I've approached some girls who I've known for a while and just tried to make something work, and I ALWAYS get rejections. Or if they say that they think I'm handsome in return, it never leads to anything even when I try. It just ends up turning out that she's just being a tease, or she's just playing some bs games. Again, I am a good looking guy. A lot of my most brutally honest friends of mine are surprised as well, because they tell me that I deserve more because I'm a solid 7/10. Only reason I'm not a virgin (and why i haven't gone completely insane) is because i occasionally bang hookers. For fucks sake, sometimes I'll be done banging a hooker and they'll look at my body and ocassionally I'll get the, "why don't you get a girlfriend, you don't need to pay for sex" (because I'm obsessed with the gym). Yeah, it's obviously a light hearted comment, but it still tells me they're somewhat surprised that someone like me is so desperate for sex that my only means is to pay money for it. I mean I think of myself as a rational person, but sometimes I can't help but feel like there's just some outside force making every possible opportunity with a girl I meet to never lead anywhere. Any advice guys? I'm just a lonely college kid who's drunk, and just boozing up on the weekend in my dorm because all these countless efforts with women lead me fucking nowhere. Alcohol is the only thing giving me some false enthusiasm in this life.
Someone tell me what the fuck I should do. Dubs for a pic of me if you guys want.
fire up tinder and bumble
>>768761086
Girls always flake on there it fucking pisses me off. Can't believe they do all this dirty talk to me in text but don't end up doing anything about it. It's just playing games. That's the last shit I want.
>>768761012
>tfw no anime-watching, poker-playing, kpop-listening, dog-loving, jew-hating, book-reading, forest-walking, underage gf.
Find something else to give your life meaning. Join a club. Volunteer. Contribute something to society. Appreciate the fact that you have friends. Call them. Tell them you love them. You're obviously passionate about the gym. Share that passion with others. Share it with your friends. Your basing your self-worth off of how much pussy you can get. Once you start getting it, you're going to very quickly realize that the emptiness that you're feeling inside isn't because you couldn't get laid. It's really easy to think that if you get that ONE thing, your depression will just vanish. If I get laid I'll be happy, if I break up with my girlfriend I'll be happy. If I quit my job I'll be happy. Really man, there's no quick fix and no easy recipe for happiness when you're depressed. Talk to somebody if you need to. No shame in it. Sex isn't everything.
>>768761012
Girls can smell your frustration. It’s a red flag to them. If you can keep that shit in check and just hang out with the hotties for fun’s sake, it’ll start falling in your lap in a few months. Then it’ll never stop as long as you stay attractive and don’t weird out any of your hookups.
>>768761012
It's not the weekend bro, if you in the US it's 11AM at the latest, get your shit together
>>768761012
you're not above average looking
/thread
>>768761796
No I'm not doing that now, just saying that that's what I do on weekends when I know everybody else seems to get laid when I can't. Just makes me feel like I'm not good enough. I just drink it away when Friday approaches.
>>768761012
at least you get to bang hookers. i don't have money for that. and the chance of getting in trouble scares me.
>>768761629
This guy fucks.
>>768761012
I've never approached a woman to flirt/ask her out before in my life, so that kind of explains why I'm a 21 year old virgin who has never kissed a girl, but like you said, friends of mine introduce girls to our other friends, but no one ever does this for me. I'm also about an 8/10, and if I lost 30 lbs, I'd probably be a 9/10. Right now I'm muscular fat. Look like a dude on a dirty bulk. Girls at bars approach my ugly friends and talk to them sometimes too. Me? It's happened twice in the last year, but they didn't even talk. One was just a friend of a friend and came over and gave me a hug then walked away, and the other was a cute short girl who wanted me to dance with her but I don't dance so... I just feel like I'm some strange being that has been designed to not appeal to anyone, even though I believe I am more attractive than many guys I see with women. Shit sucks, but I'm in this position because of my mindset. I guess it makes sense why they call 30+ virgins Wizards... you must be some magical creature to not have gotten laid by 30 judging by all these ugly fat guys getting laid.
>>768761012
A solid block of text. Not going to read that. Are paragraphs expensive where you live or something?
>>768761211
>>768761012
Probably put off by your attitude somehow.
Its not just looks, girls can be really off put if your attitude is all wrong, they smell it. Either scares them or intimidates them, regardless of what it is, it scares them off.
The trick is to pretend you dont care, be casual, be cool, be easy. Dont let anything bother you and don't bitch about anything. If they see you as easy going, they'll want to be around you, because they enjoy being around someone who's not tense, who's easy going.
They're tense themselves and it puts them at ease and makes them more likely to put their guard down, and make something happen.
>>768761012
Go out and have fun.
Talk to women.
Don't try to score.
Actually talk to them.
And eventually one of them will be fond of you.
Move on from there.
Not trying to get laid has gotten me laid most of the time.
But then again, i wasn't a virgin at 19.
>>768762074
>>768761211
>>768761012
As an addition, girls can smell when you're just in it for sex, and it usually also puts them off.
If you seem like you're just in it for funsies, having fun a good time, they're laughing and they're not stressed, it'll happen eventually if they find you attractive enough and you don't overwhelm them too fast.
>>768762074
>>768761012
Tbh, girls LOVE hot guys who have this attitude because they want to be the one the "fix you". You're just not hot enough to have that attitude
>>768762032
>Eyes are this fragile
Fuck off and lurk more it's the internet not a thesis paper
>>768762226
It's ALWAYS some 500-word slab of text in threads like this.
Serious question. Why should we care about girls?
I've given up on them. Life is better now.
>>768762206
And the fucked up thing is, girls who go out to hook up want to hook up with guys they would want to date, even if they don't ever call him back
>>768761012
Have you tried rape?
>>768762226
Women are just retards op, tbh it bothers me how women can get laid at all being annoying as fuck useless creatures that base all their worth on their looks and nothing more, and considering I look better than 90% of them, that means they're worth next to nothing to me. And yet they don't fall in to my lap like they should, and I only get 7/10 swipes on tinder, only 9's a few times and never 10's.
Men have to drive conversations, make all the money, make all the decisions, be hilarious and basically do everything. Women just have to look good, it's pathetic. Never mind the fact that everything that comes out of their mouths are pure garbage.
The billions of selfies you all post on here are proof of why these women are useless, like OP's pic...
>>768762220
To an extent. You still have to expose an opening somewhere they think they can get into. Giving them attention will in turn validate them, which they need. But if you're just a fuckface, even if you're really fuckin hot, some women will just walk away outright from the start.
Some women are off put by certain attitudes, and some aren't. You can't just be jaded, you have to have endearing qualities on top of the hotness that makes them think theres more beneath the surface of the "bad boy" that they desire. Not always necessarily that they want to fix you so much as be the "Special one that he treats differently and changes for me"
I tend to stay away from these types of women because they're usually self centered and foolish. And in my experience sometimes more unstable.
>>768762577
So basically you have to create an emotional climate for her to feel needed or wanted and change it accordingly. any disruption and she leaves.
>>768761012
I'm in the exact same position as op, except i haven't sold my virginity to a hooker. I have paid for a few handjobs though.
I've actually had the chance to fuck a girl once or twice, but i just couldn't decide weather she's the one i want to lose my virginity to and lost the chance due to hesitation. I am also relatively well off, and have a nice car that people keep telling me i can pick up chicks with, but i have no idea how that works.
I just want to find a nice girl that i can actually share some of my life. Is that too much to ask /b/?
>get date with girl
>have no idea what she's about
>go on date and spend time and money
>she turns out to be a piece of shit
>repeat
it's all about confidence... you can't fake it. everybody knows if you're shy or afraid even if it's just subconsciously. girls aren't interested in fraidy niggas
>>768762573
Maybe a sex doll would be best for you. It is literally furniture as opposed to real women that have the brains of a piece of furniture.
>>768762573
I dont know what kind of women you've been meeting, but they sound like immature women who never finished growing up.
Maybe all the quality ones are avoiding you because of your apparent narcissism and edginess. Sure most women these days are useless, but they've been that way the last 10000 years, only in the last 100ish years have they become to have a purpose beyond "looking good"
Makes sense most of them are still lagging behind and not worth much, but not all of them are this way
>>768761012
how many girls can u lift? i can max deadlift like 3 girls, my theory is girls always want 1 more, so make that a goal
>>768762704
If your woman would leave so abruptly and easily, she wasn't worth the effort and you dodged a bullet. The point is to either be that safe climate she wants, or to do so at first. If you seriously have to lie about yourself, then you're in for failure in the long haul.
your personality might be like
> pic related
>>768762728
>a nice car that people keep telling me i can pick up chicks with, but i have no idea how that works
I'm guessing that you pull up to a chick and honk the horn. Probably you should wear sunglasses and smile. Then she gets in the car. But what the fuck do I know? It seems fucking retarded to me. And the fact that a girl would be interested in you based on the car you drive is alarming.
>>768761012
That's great that you're into the gym and all, but whatever you do, don't act like an aggressive obnoxious jock. You might want to find a new hobby so that women know there is more to you than your BMI.
>>768761437
>I don't know what your problem is or how to fix it, but I love hearing myself talk.
>>768761437
Wise words anon.
I've been depressed a couple of years ago and what you said is the kind of spirit that allow me to get up on my feet and move on
it takes time but that's the path to happiness. I hope OP will listen to you
>>768762778
I actually get laid, but I'm usually with a mature woman because younger ones just piss me off when they talk, everything they say bothers me. Usually older woman are more mature but it's not a guarantee. I guess I'm just crazy, but I have no idea why men put up with so much shit just for pussy...
>>768762897
Not that i'm particularly interested in that type of girl, i just wonder how it's supposed to work, because i'm pretty sure it's not what you described.
>>768761629
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias
>>768761865
>you're not above average looking
Most average (or even vaguely near average) get laid.
Incel spotted
>>768762928
be a beta to attract a beta
>>768762976
>I have no idea why men put up with so much shit just for pussy...
For some people, that is their only goal in life. I tried a cougar hooker once, she was nice but a bit too tightly wound up. It was difficult to relax around her for some reason.
>>768762950
>>768761437
I'm doing all of this. Still no pussy. I could go the rest of my life without pussy. I don't care. Still no pussy. Go figure.
My favorite all time saying is "it will happen when you least expect it." The only way I could expect pussy any less is if pussy itself ceased to exist and was erased from my memory.
>>768762728
>a nice car that people keep telling me i can pick up chicks with, but i have no idea how that works.
This tactic doesn't work anymore like it used to.
>>768763326
elaborate please
>>768763210
>"it will happen when you least expect it."
I don't think I understand this correctly. Is it a reference to rape?
>>768763146
Woman don't tend to like being hookers, once in a while some will do it because they need the money, and some that do drugs may not seem like they do drugs, maybe your cougar was one or both of these.
I just think men should reject women more, lower their confidence and put them in their place. It's because they get so much attention that fuels their narcissism.
>>768763355
Not sure if I can explain it properly. All I know is that the car thing worked better in the days when people could hotrod their cars. Now with everyone always being broke and using Uber and Lyft, with the combination of not being able to mod cars much anymore, cars just don't have the same appeal anymore.
>>768763355
trying to pick chicks up like that is seen as creepy/douchey. Either you are trying to kidnap some sweet ass, or you were the captain of you HS football team.
>>768761012
Your friends are probably least likely to be telling the truth when they agree you're above average. If anything it probably spurs your entitlement.
listen OP. you’re developing an elliot rodgers complex syndrome.
just relax. girls like guys who are confident. you’re being really insecure and i’m sure it shows but you’re so into yourself that you can’t see it
> i’m 7/10
> gym
girls don’t care that much about it, they want a confident dude because majority of the time they’re not confident and a lot girls want to have sex because it gives them the validation they look for and the only way they get it is sex.
some girls just honestly like sex and they want a confident alpha guy that it’ll be fun with, not some insecure kid that will be an issue. girls are afraid of insecure dudes who will become clingy. maybe you show the signs of if.
here’s the key:
relax. be confident. smell good. have good posture. drink a lot water. be more non chalant. and be patien.
start with the uglier girls (sorry op but you may have to) they’ll be easier to take home.
as far as the prettier girls, take them out, be casual and non threatening. don’t give off that vibe that you’re a weirdo. if they wanna go on a second date, even better. third date, suggest a “netflix and chill” and if she’s down then you’re almost there. just don’t go full potato. beat off before your dates to ease sexual tension.
this is only hard because you make it hard. if you want more advice, hit me up, i’ll text you.
i was in your shoes and one day it all changed. now it’s too easy, only because of an attitude adjustment. you need the same too. girls want it just as bad, but they’re cautious and you maybe missing out on cues.
girls are disease ridden nasty whores. find you a nice
boy and suck his cock. in return he will let you fuck him. your problem solved fag
>>768763210
>I'm doing all of this. Still no pussy
OP, the big problem with asking for advice on this issue is that the guys that get the most pussy have no idea why.
Instead, they make up stories about how chill/confident/well-adjusted they are.
I'm sure that makes them feel great, but in my experience it doesn't really help you much.
Not only do men not understand why they're attractive, women don't understand why they find certain men attractive either.
Story time:
>be me, 40 years old
>have been up to 17 YEARS without a date
>be dating one girl a few months, and have a friend with benefits on hold
>but i'm really overweight, 250 lbs @ 5'11"
>gf breaks up with me
>decide to losse weight
>lose 70 lbs over 6 months
>friends all congratulate me for sticking with it
>everybody asks "don't you feel better?"
>not ONE person says I look better
>6 years later, decide to shave off mustache
>three female friends tell me "you look so much better now that you lost the weight"
tl;dr: Not one friend (male or female) tells me to lose the mustache, but most the women I know suddenly find me much more attractive.
I can only assume the ladies were turned of by the 'stache but didn't realize why.
>>768763502
>Woman don't tend to like being hookers
I think this only applies to white women. Asian hookers are eager as hell and seem to view it as some kind of sport instead of viewing it as something demeaning or bad.
Anyways, the cougar was a pretty classy lady and maybe that is what put me off. I've been around enough druggies to tell that she was clean.
But yeah, beta faggots that treat women like some kind of goddess ruins it for everyone.
>>768761012
My biggest problem with getting laid is where the fuck to find single women in their natural habitat besides a mall. I've been considering joining a megachurch. I don't want to bother finding shit online because that never seems to end well.
>>768764200
tinder? bumble ?
>>768761012
just get with a girl and ask if you want to have sex for the fun of it. its a lot easier than you think
15-19, fat or depressed chicks are all I could get. Now, at 23, I see a chick I just bullshit with her like at fast food places or at stores, random folk when having to socialize. I am kinda laid back and honestly dont care if I hook up with em, just get a laugh and have a quick conversation. So far in the last month, a chick working at my local sonic thought I was cute after joking about being poor and paying in dimes, thought it was hilarious and gave me her number. A girl a few years older than me that I stop at the gas staion she works at knows me by name, offers me weed, and always wants to bullshit outside before I leave, her friends look me over when they are out there too. I told a girl out of town that figget spinners gave peopl autism at like 11:00 pm one night I was coming home from working late and she just would not let me leave the store wanting to talk and joke. Just dont try that hard, improve physically if you want, but really its what you say and how you act or treat others. By the way, I MARRIED and I get this much attention, most all I bullshit with know this and still want the D.
>>768764248
That is exactly the shit I'm wanting to avoid.
>>768761012
>not socially retarded
maybe you're just regular retarded
>>768763825
very true, sexuality/what you attractive find is subconscious, and trying figure it out pretty fucking hard.
>>768761012
keeeek you just havent been rejected enough pleb l2grind and l2 social cues l2 l2l2l2l2l2l2ll2l2l2ll2
ITS BECAUSE YOUR FUCKIN UGLY FAGGOT
>>768764333
but why ???? they’re great. girls go on their specifically to go on dates that lead to sex.
>>768761012
>Weekend
Wtf.. it's Wednesday. And stop being a pussy and boldly talk to these bitches. It's really not that hard to get laid.
im also a 7 and 9 years older than OP, still a virgin.
but im not here bitching about it, never once bitched about it to anyone, but i have a very good reason, i've never even tried to get laid, never looked for a relationship or gone on a date.
>>768764494
Because online dating like that is based solely on looks. I don't want to hook up with someone just because they're pretty. I've tried that before and they literally had shit for brains.
Maybe your personality suck ass ?
>>768764692
Why have you chosen this path, o’ wise wizard.
>>768761012
man I want a girl like that
>>768764926
>?
>>768764926
and you'll be put in prison for it, if you live in America
>>768764876
i wouldnt consider it a choice, just havent been interested enough and never been presented a situation for it, then again being a huge nerd kinda helps with not accidentally getting laid.
It is starting to bother me tho, if i make it to 30 i will get a hooker, but going to 30 isnt my plan, even if the title "wizard" sounds nice.
>>768762760
underrated post
>>768761012
tl;dr
>>768765061
You just havent made it a priority, damn. Its like you WANT to be a failure! Nah, I see it, if you wanted anything but a hooker I dunno how to help. 28-35 year olds are nostalgia goggled retards who have prolly already mated with tyrone anyway. I want kids so I snaged a waifu at 20.
>>768761012
Looks aren't everything. I know what's wrong with you. Either you're too nice or serious. Or you can't carry a conversation, suck at small talk, things become awkward when you open your mouth.
Am I right? If not, name a famous movie or tv character who most resembles your personality so we'll know what's wrong with you.
>>768765336
wtf do you mean by "nostalgia goggled retards"
Also there arent any Tyrones around here.
>>768765410
I hope he's like the tick. That guy doesn't get laid either.
>>768765479
was ment to >>768765358 obviously
>>768762886
it's a tragedy he offed himself. he would have made for some glorious prison rape
Dunno, was talking to Mr. Wizard. At approaching your 30th year existing, maybe a Mavel obsessed cat lady can be your mate?
DON'T TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
>>768763825
There are some things people are aware of, and others they arent.
The moustache might not have been a thought until they saw you afterward and went "Oh wow he looks cute"
Its not always something you can predict until you experience it, this is the case for most people when it comes to literally EVERYTHING. Some women know parts of what they want, some know some things they respond to, but not everything. Some have no idea what they like and just instinctively respond and don't think beyond it.
On the other side, the guys are the same, some of them have some ideas of what works, some dont. A lot of the time they're not being told what is a positive by women so they're literally guessing. And this is the main reason you listen to both men and women about what works, and fill in the blanks, because both sides have patchy unfinished ideas about what works.
This also gets even more confusing when you add the fact, everyone responds to things differently and you have to act on a case by case basis on top of a general idea of what works. IE being in shape works most of the time, well groomed is always a positive. But bits and pieces are always different for everyone, and NOT everyone is aware of it and NOT everyone will even INFORM you on what works. It requires a fuckload of attention and people reading to understand social cues and how people are responding. Most people this day and age are seriously lacking in people skills. Once you practice it and nail it, everything becomes easy, fucking everything.
>>768764699
but isn’t your end game sex? think of those website as bench recruitment. the girls you pick up are in the bunch while you look for your starters in real life.
>>768761012
You're boring probably
Have you considered men?
>>768765029
luckely i dont
don’t try, I got laid when a girl just asked
>>768761012
nice copy and paste faggot
>>768764699
I actually find online dating easier to predict people.
There is a great deal you can learn about how people behave and think through online dating.
Either through what they choose to put on their profile, how they type, how they talk, what they talk about, etc.
And then when you add it in person, you can see a LOT of blanks get filled in that you wouldn't have had if you met in person the first time.
Even simple things like, how much do they use facebook/instagram? So they have a metric fuckton of selfies? Do they talk in text speak?
These put up huge red flags for me that indicate they're either shallow, insecure, or moronic/lazy. None of which are qualities I'm interested in, even for casual sex.
You need to settle into your personality. Don't hold anything back, take risks, say what you think. Don't view life like a resource you're trying to exploit, and think more about what you can offer that's positive to the people around you.
>>768765523
oh my he would have been even more mad than the meme that is crying in anger xD
there's always the rape option.
>>768765746
>isn’t your end game sex?
Not entirely. I want to find someone with substance, so I would rather find someone while actively engaged in some common interest, like making music or playing Vidya. I want someone to spend time with as well. A quick fuck won't satisfy that.
>>768766028
>Don't hold anything back, take risks, say what you think.
Found the Supreme Gentleman.
>>768766058
I am theowing in with this guy, obviously rape will be his only option at this point. Let us discuss tactics.
>>768766103
You are a lost cause.....
Rape it is my friendo.
>>768766013
>Even simple things like, how much do they use facebook/instagram? So they have a metric fuckton of selfies? Do they talk in text speak?
Honestly, these aren't the red flags they used to be for me. A red flag for me would be drug addictions or several children from different fathers, no job, covered in tats, and generally failing at life. They won't put anything like that in their profiles.
>>768766141
I dunno, i don't mean like be weird, just try and give like positive energy, I dunno, and relax, don't be so fucking anxious is what I'm saying
I'm an 8/10 facially but only 5'7 and always totally oblivious to girls giving me signs. I always realise way later. Like girls randomly talking to me in clubs, trying to dance with me. I think I might literally have autism.
>>768766103
you also like to tip your fedora?
>>768761437
>Tell them you love them
You sound retarded.
>>768766304
Wanting a female companion doesn't make you a hipster, it just means you're straight.
>>768761012
If you actually are attractive and have a good body, then the obvious answer is that you have a terrible personality.
If you are attractive, have a good body and have a good personality... then you're fooling your self and AT LEAST one of those isn't true.
>>768766278
I'm not looking for nigger romance.
>>768761012
>"why don't you get a girlfriend, you don't need to pay for sex"
You don't pay for sex, you pay a hooker to go away after sex.
>>768766455
Or he just doesn't have any money.
Literally from everything I gather, I think you should just stop bothering. Find something else to be passionate about and maybe you will find someone later. Either you will in up with the weong person or this will just ruin you. Stop caring, do something else.
>>768766519
>you pay a hooker to go away after sex
this
>>768761012
Tldr;
>>768766279
Those aren't just red flags for me those are holy fuck abandon ship flags.
Perhaps I used the wrong term, but typically when I see the behavior of a huge amount of selfies and text speak, it indicates to me they MIGHT not be what I'm looking for, but not always the case.
Druggies, and multiple fathers, no job are automatic deal breaking, not even going to try.
>>768766734
>Those aren't just red flags for me those are holy fuck abandon ship flags
Yeah no kidding, a single mom is not dating material. She's looking for an ATM and that's all.
>>768761012
you are a solid 7/10 and that is YOUR opinion
for 20 girls you might be 2/10 for 4 you might be 10/10
you never know and you should stop caring and let it be if there is someone out there for you rest assure that the universe will throw her on your way
>>768767008
>believe in the power of true love
Are you serious?
>>768766596
/thread
>>768761012
"I'm above average"
That's it, that's the issue. Just because you said that I no longer like you. Also tits or GTFO
>>768767089
>true love
no one fucking said that but the fact is everything is chemistry
your pheromones are unique and attracts certain females or not just like it happens on the rest of the animal world
maybe you should check some videos of keiza noble
>>768761012
Best & fastest way to get girls with looks IMO:
>Go to a club
> Find a Girl that is into you (Even better if you met the girl before or if she's in your group)
> Put her hands on your shoulders
> Grind her for a while
> Go for the kiss and keep grinding (if she refuses, keep your cheeks against hers and try again. She wouldn't be grinding with you if she doesn't want your D)
> Make out even more and grab her buttcheeks
> Take her home
It's scary if you have never done it before. But it's gonna feel very natural once you are doing it.
Also some girls will get overwhelmed by this. But those are generally plain janes or girls that just aren't into you.
>>768767761
>your pheromones
You mean the kind of pheromones that come from cold hard cash, right anon?
>>768767957
yeah probably the ladies on your city arent interested in anything more than a quick fuck up
or to put it more simply
you probably havent left your town yet
>>768768136
I hear American Express puts out some real nice pheromones too
>>768766734
>huge amount of selfies and text speak
I haven't seen many women that don't do this tbh.
>>768768216
>being so clueless about your own body
must be murican
>>768768336
Wtf are you going on about? That Anon is correct, American Express is not something that anyone can get and it is a sure sign of stability and responsibility. Obviously you missed that point entirely because of your stupid American hate-on fetish.
>>768768301
Yep, take a woman out for dinner, you get to pay the bill and deal with vapid conversation while she pays attention to how many likes her cleavage-revealing selfie at the gym is getting.
>>768768544
no as much as you hate to admit it money wont attract the woman you desire
never did never will be
thats why 99% of those anons that claims
"i have muneyz i got ze girls" end up in depression and alone without even a TRUE friend that doesnt want to tap into their muneuz
>>768768700
>a woman being a true friend
We'll see how much of a "true" friend she is after you lose your job.
If I want real friendship and interesting conversation, that's what my guy friends are there for.
>>768768824
>woman
did i even say that a friend needs to be a woman?
go project your idiocy elsewhere
>>768768700
Well if you're talking about money by itself, sure. But the ability to proceed that you have earning potential and are financially responsible is a different thing.
>>768768896
faggot
>>768768896
Fag.
>>768768896
Fagget!
>>768768896
literally a faggot
>>768768901
isnt that the premise of the 4chan users?
moneyz=gurlz=lots of pussyzz
along with 12 inch dick obviously
>>768761012
>Guys what in the actual fuck is wrong with me?
Stopped reading right there..
>posting this long ass message on 4chan in hopes that you will get some kind of attention.
Didn't read it all, but maybe you're coming across as "too interested"?
I'd say I'm below average looking, but I've gotten laid simply by not giving a fuck. Guess some girls are into that, makes you seem like a challenge. Great for you as well - don't have to do any work
>>768768896
NIGGER
>>768768925
>>768768925
>>768768947
>>768768965
>>768768986
you are more dense than a neutron star
>>768761012
I was like you until I was 22
The problem was I didn't know how to flirt, and I was afraid of being "sleazy"
When talking to a girl, don't be afraid to
> Flirt and make stupid jokes.
> Make an occasional dirty comment to her. Nothing commanding like "suck my dick" , but "jokingly" offer to help her when she texts that she's about to shower or get changed or something
> Talk yourself up a little. Don't brag or whatever, but at some point find a way to mention being good at something
> Mention things you're passionate about. Women actually like a guy who cares about something other than them
>>768769018
redditard newfag spotted
>>768769083
eat shit you fucking cunt
>>768769083
>neutrons
>>768761012
Are you under 6ft? That's the main turn off for girls.
>>768769377
Woman asks for a guy's height, she's empowered.
Man asks for a woman's weight, he's a misogynist.
>>768761012
You are probably too nice. You are definitely desperate which reeks in the noses of retarded cunts
>>768761012
Are you a shitskin?
>>768769377
every sing girl in that post for sure fucks niggers or are one.
>>768769460
And then vvhat? That is the rules, buddy. It is not fair but you cant do anything about it. Either you accept the rules, either your remain lonely, buddy
>>768761012
Welcome to real life dude. I was in the same situation in university and ended up just blowing loads of internship money on 10/10 18 y/o hookers all the time. My only regret is not starting earlier. So much easier to just pick out hot bitches on leolist to bang. Not really any downsides as long as you use protection.
>>768768901
>proceed
prove*
fucking autorekt
>>768770000
>angry manlet detected
>>768761012
In the first few words in your post i read "what the actual fuck", "retarded" and "poon" you sound like a fucking d-bag idiot. Thats probably why chad. Go fuck yourself.
>>768770062
>I love fucking land whales
ok anon, enjoy
YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOU ARE AGGRESSIVE, MAN
>>768761629
>>768762074
these.
stop trying. I work as a bar tender and get hit on all the time. I don't even check girls out anymore and just from doing that I get checked out all the time. not caring about chicks drives them crazy
>>768769377
Funny but the last guy obviously suffers HMS (horizontal manlet syndrome)
> S-so what I'm weak and weigh as much as you, I-I'm tall!"
Horizontal manlets are just as bad a regular manlets. Being tall doesn't count if you still weigh under 180 and have no muscle and most women know this
>>768770501
>>768769018
No, that's just how manlets like you think.
>>768761012
fact that you wrote a thread about it shows you are desperate. be damn sure that girls feel that from you. you are wearing your desperation like a perfume that reject girls even if they were into you.
my advice? chill. sex is nice but it's not the most important thing. don't date girls to get laid, date girls to know them and have fun, the sex will come naturally if there's a click.
and don't play with girls hearts either it's not dignified and it shoes as well.
>>768770797
Being tall is a huge advantage in life, only an angry manet would argue otherwise.
>If you're 6 feet tall, you probably earn about $6,000 more than the equally qualified 5-foot-6-inch"
>an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/Careers/02/02/cb.tall.people/
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/everyday_economics/2002/03/short_changed.html
>manlet glass ceiling
>90% of CEO's are above average height, only 3% are "manlets"
http://www.jonathanrauch.com/jrauch_articles/height_discrimination_short_guys_finish_last/index.html
>We found a twofold higher risk of suicide in short men than tall men
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/height-and-suicide/
>Dr David Frederick, a psychology professor at Chapman University in California, said: 'These findings confirm that height is relevant on the mating market.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3255040/Sorry-gentleman-size-DOES-matter-Short-men-fewer-sexual-partners-taller-peers.html
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/
tl;dr
6K less annually.
1/10th the chance of advancing you career relative to and average/tall person
2:1 suicide rate to tall & average men (while only being 33% of the male population)
less chance of finding love
>>768770977
shoes = *shows lmao
Okay OP. You’ve been getting a lot of solid advice and you still choose to be a faggot. this is now a spider-man thread.
>>768771119
FINALLY
>>768770501
Yeah just walk up to the bitch and physically beat her into submission. Works every time.
>>768771486
just dont be a noddy pussy faggot
>>768770999
I never said it wasn't. It is. But being a weak cuck is a disadvantage. Horizontal manlets are almost as bad as regular ones.
Manlets < Horizontal manlets < Fatties < Actual men
The men who succeed arent just "not short". They also don't have recessed chins, pigeon chests, a slouch and skinny arms.
>>768771119
OP is always a faggots, why would you expect otherwise?
>>768761012
You are below average looking
Socially retarded
And your mom lies to you about how you look and your retard status
>>768761012
You cant try man. You have to just be a confident guy and be NORMAL around girls you find interesting. When they see you as a normal guy who happens to be kinda hot, you start getting on the right side of those 2am bar texts
>>768771633
>Horizontal manlets
?? What is this?
>>768770000
quads of truth
>>768768896
fag-nigger
>>768762886
my hero
>>768761012
Sounds like it's time for a day of retribution.
>>768770977
>don't date girls to get laid, date girls to know them and have fun
>have fun
I've had my share of un-fun experiences and going on a date with a girl is easily top 10. It's just a pain in the ass. The majority of them are not fun at all. I would guess that only 1% of girls are actually fun to be around.
I have only one female friend that I actually enjoy spending time with. My mom and my sister are also fun to be around. Fun girls are very rare in my experience.
>>768773821
This. The amount of time, effort, and money required to get to the point where you can stick your dick into a wet hole for a few minutes and ejaculate is just so not worth it.
Put your time and energy into something positive and make a difference. Go work for a company and be the best at your job, sock a lot of money away, and retire early. Women are not worth the cost.
>>768773821
>Fun girls are very rare in my experience.
They're usually already spoken for from my experience.
>>768772213
While regular manlets have a womans height, horizontal manlets have a woman build & strength
> Normal manlets don't have a mans height, horizontal manlets don't have a mans width
They're just as bad but in denial about it. All those statistics that apply to normal manlets also apply to scrawny slouching betas with overbites and pigeon chests.
> Real men are over 6ft and over 200 pounds with less than 25% fat
>>768761012
yeah, you're probably just socially retarded and to selfcentered to realize it.
that sometimes happens with severe autism.
Bump
>>768776800
bump
