Most awkward sex moments.
Extra points for green text
INB4 op is a virgin.
Not really sex related.
>be driving across state with new employer on photography job
>kind of a long drive
>grandma sitting next to me and SUV is packed
>fall asleep cos fucking hours on open road
>sexydream.jpeg
>climax like a woman and make direct eye contact with Grandma eating a chicken wing
>last day on the job
Mom is giving me the sex talk
About getting pregnant
And im sitting there laughing
Because I gay
>be me
>15
>virgin
>awkward around grills but somehow manage to get gf
>kissing
>fondling
>thing start getting steamy
>this is it
>start feeling a great power building
>whatever I'm 15
>grinding as we do, getting close to the final act
>feel an eruption comperable to that of pompei
>by the second squirt 18 y/o fag brother and dad walks in
>clench bitch as hard as i can
>still unloading
>wont stop
>oh shit
>start pissing and crying of embarrassment
>get taken home
>never see girl again
>feels bad man
>be me
>Hmm... 5/10
>Wicked personality, so...
>9/10 wants the D. I'm fucked up, but meh. Yeah.
>Go to her room, she lived with my bro.
>Half forgot that she's damaged goods.
>Starts mauling me like a little Jack Russell (she's about 5' 2", I'm 6'4"
>Only around the neck and chest
>Hmm. Shit. Cool. Lay her down.
>Finger. Not fingers. So fucking tight.
>Hmm. Shit. Cool. I'll go down on her. I'm good. Will loosen her up.
>Grabs head. "What're you doing, anon?"
>Umm... what do you think?
>"Nooo... it's been ages since somebody has done that.
>OK. But she's so hot.
>Would barely open her legs for sex. One of those uptight fuckers.
>Know it's no use. Big D, ultra tight girl.
>Try anyway. She lies there, head to the side, eyes closed, chewing on her knuckle.
>Fit the helmet in. Just weird flaccid girl, positive groans... but just no use.
>OK. But she's so hot.
>Stay with my helmet inside her.
>No way am I not blowing my load.
>I beat off, with my helmet inside her and blow a big load... almost literal definition of cumdump.
>Get my clothes on and fuck off.
Horrible... I'd have nailed her so wicked as well. Didn't bother again, although she tried.
Got another
>be with girl for 2 years
>hot as fuck
>not too horny but get dick wet every now and then
>going good till one day
>she decides God over sex
>whatever probably going to last a week
>week later
>no sex
>month later
>same shit
>get tons of oral and hj but not satisfactory enough
>let's compromise
>it's not sin if you don't put it in
>awkwardly fuck thighs for months
>break up
>break up sex
>wtf
>>768704952
>5/10 half Mexican girl wants me
>I'm 5/10 myself, not too into her, but she's kind of fun
>we fuck a few times. missionary only
>one night she wants it but she's on the rag. I decline.
>she takes out my cock and starts sucking it
>first blowjob btw
>I last about 4 seconds before blowing a load in her mouth
>she stops abruptly. clear she wasn't expecting that
>she runs to the sink and spits
>she was cool about it later though
>>768707111
Checked
>>768707476
Some things even Mexicans won't do
>>768707476
Do you and her still talk?
>>768708718
Nah we live on different coasts now
>>768709223
As far as you know, are you on good terms? You should find her on facebook or something. She sounded nice.
>be me and gf
>Done a threesome two years before
>Feeling the urge to fugg another girl
>Go to tinder setting low standards
>See chubby gurl
>6/10, byt friendly and kinky
>Screw it
>Schedule day, we'd pick her up and go straight to the motel
>See her irl for first time
>Omfg she's 20kg fatter than she looked
>No turning back now, get the whale in the vehicle
>Awkward conversation ensues
>Get to motel, talk and drink cheap wine to break the ice
>Keep thinking "maybe if I close eyes and kiss..."
>Omfg she doesn't have a molar
>The hardest thing my dick can do is cringe
>She starts stripping
>Brucebufferitstime.wmv
Cont?
>High school
>Broke up with past gf
>Decide I need a hookup
>Chat up a nice girl for a bit
>End up at my place one day
>Start making out
>Try to whip out my schlong and take her top off
>"Uhh... wtf anon, I don't put out like that"
>Apologize and hang out for a few more minutes before she leaves
>Never talk again
That's how I realized sex doesn't always work the way it does in hentai
>>768710028
sure
it's pasta, but my pasta
>be 15
>group of us decide to go to school dance
>girl named Alice joins us. classmate of a neighbor
>she's curvy, nice round tits, cute
>get to dance and find out tickets needed to be bought in advance.
>poor fag so no tix
>Alice doesn't have one either so we decide to walk home
>get to the end of her street near the woods and she says
>"that's where kids go to make out. want to go in?"
>say yes and we walk into the woods to some concrete blocks and sit down
>I'm a KHV so all new to me
>she leans in and we kiss
>nice soft lips
>we make out for a while and my hand brushes her tit
>apologize but she says "it felt nice"
>takes my hand and places it on her tit and we continue to make out
>after a few minutes she slides my hand under her sweater and I hold her satin-clad tit in my hand
>so soft, warm
>continue making out, now even more passionate
>she says "do you want to go further?"
>I say yes, get up and start walking further down the path
>she looks at me like I'm retarded because, well, I'm retarded
>she says maybe we should just go home
>walk her home, say good night and walk to my house.
tldr: the night I didn't lose my virginity
>>768710162
I love how versatile hentai is. You can find lolis having sex with dogs. Men having sex with slime girls, anyone having sex with anyone else. (Between you and me, I found two taylor swift hentai pics. One of her having sex with a dog while wearing a collar, another of her laying next to Ariana Grande, each of them with a dog. Taylor had the sluttiest face I have ever seen in hentai. Ariana looked like she wasn't into it. That made it kind of hot.)
>>768710644
When was the last time you spoke with her? How old are you now? How old is she now?
>>768710831
I'm an old anon. she's the same age.
She was a friend of a friend and we didn't hang around together so never really saw her again, and if I was to run into her I'd probably hide in shame.
>>768704952
>be me
>20
>been dating this girl for like half a year
>haven't farted in front of her yet
>over at my house fucking her doggy
>been holding in a massive fart since we got back from dinner
>pounding her hard as fucking balls deep
>get on bed and stand over her so i can get a different angle
>butthole spread wide open in this angle
>start fucking her again
>suddenly release the most wet, massive fart of my life
>we both pretend it didn't happen for a second, then bust out laughing
>laugh for like 30 minutes straight
thankfully she was okay with it, but when it happened I felt so embarrassed.
>>768710028
>>768710216
Memory gets fuzzy, I think my brain tries to supress it, but
>She's basically jabba the hutt, but ugly
>Laying like a blob
>Tits look like empty sacks of that fat that feed McDonalds icecream machines
>Tits fall down under her armpit
>Can make up the courage to fondle it
>Screw it, we're going down
>Pussy has a third pair of labia
>There's a disgusting mole that is like a second clit too
>Strongest taste of salty milk and coins ever
>Make her cum, she wants to go down on gf
>Dick doesn't have an eye but has ears apparently, since it's hard
>Time to stab the pork
>Put on condom
>I'm in
>Dick suddenly sinks with brain and goes full "oh god what am I doing" mode
>Take it out before she notices I'm going limp
>White pussy goo all over dick, like those infection runnings
>>768710949
This is totally anonymous. No one will ever know it's you. How old are you now?>>768711045
Are you still together? How old are you now?
>>768711377
nah we broke up like a year ago. im 23 now.
>>768711377
I'm 60
>>768711474
Was it a bad breakup? Are you on good terms now? Why did you break up?
>>768711548
Wow. I'm surpised old people (no offense) go to this shithole of a website.
>>768711574
nothing bad really. we both agreed we'd been losing interest and growing apart. then she got into vet school on the other side of the country and there was no way we'd survive the long distance shit, so we broke it off.
>>768712005
and nah i haven't spoken to her since the breakup. no point really.
Any cumming in pants stories?
>>768712077
in middle school i went to a dance with my gf and i had a boner basically the entire night. i didn't cum, but i leaked semen. it was so hard trying to hide my boner, and eventually i went to bathroom and did the ole dick stuffed in pants waistband trick.
>>768712431
Used to go commando a lot. Precum would soak through my pants. Shit sucked.
>be my Jr year in high school
>never been laid, honestly intimidated by girls
>friends always make fun of me nicknamed me "The Virgin"
>My friend has a slutty older sister, always made her cock tease me to laugh at my expense
>one day she introduces me to what seems to be another slutty girl, foreign exchange asian
>we hang out at a party she asks for a ride home
>driving her home
>she starts blowing me while driving
>get in minor wreck, but she cut my dick badly with her teeth
>COPS AND PARENTS GOT INVOLVED
most awkward shit ever....
>>768705463
>>768712431
It our only option besides fapping in the bathroom and that doesn't always take if the situation Is too fappable
>>768711045
I think we have all been there or our partner has. And hopefully it will just end in laughter.
>>768712915
I have never farted during sex. Neither have any of the girls I have had sex with. I am 30 years old. I have had sex with a whopping 3 girls. I estimate that I've had sex about 20 times total. So, I guess you could say that I've had a lot of sex. I've had a bit of a dry spell the past 6 years or so though. So maybe sex farts are more common these days.
>>768711634
im in my 50s and im surprised too.
But I find this place fascinating and it helps me remember being young and perverted.
>>768712915
farted one time when i came from her giving me a blowjob but she said she didn't notice
Inb4 true virgin story no hate
>Be me 14 (1999)
>Socially awkward never dated
>Finally gain courage to ask girl out in gym class
>She says yes and plan to go to her house since parents on weekend date out of town
>Going to lose virginity fuck yeah
>Saturday afternoon doing math homework because tryhard student
>Remember retard friends tell me jerking it before date clears mind
>Thinking about girl already have hard on
>Pull down pants and measure dick with metal ruler from homework because autist
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Start rubbing cock with ruler
>About to nut and metal ruler slips and slices ballsack badly
>I cum on bottom of desk/floor and blood running down leg
>Freak out sprint to bathroom
>Shove giant wad of toilet paper in underwear and run to mom
>Tell her I tripped and crotch hit bedpost need to go to ER
>bullshitstorybought.png
>She nearly faints at sight of blood and drives me to hospital
>Get 14 stitches and codeine for pain
>Call girl to cancel date and tell her I fell off bmx like a badass
>MFW I lost perfect chance lose virginity and got cucked by math homework
> go on tinder
> Horny as fuck, would bang a wolly mammoth at this point
> Start talking to this kinda fat old hambeast bitch
> Huge jugs though
> Meet at her house
> Starts blowing me on her couch surrounded by her kids toys
> Imgonnacum.jpg
> Right as I cum I let out the loudest (wet) fart
> Stink quickly fills the room
> Was asked to leave after cleaning the cum up
> Still embarrassed to this day and now I always take a pregame shit beforehand
>>768704952
story time
>be me, undergrad
>have some ladyfriend over to "watch a movie"
>we start to get it on
>put on condom and slip inside
>pump 10 times and feel nut coming
>immediate freak out, panic mode
>feel nut about to come out
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
>pull out
>"damn i think theres a hole, one sec"
>run into the bathroom covering my cock, increasingly more salty with each throb of cum
>pull off condom and throw it out, immediately start to wank at max speed
>looking down at the poor bastard, flopping about
>engage helicopter mode
>5 minutes passes
>ERECTIONACHIEVED.JPG
>come back into the room seeming pissed off
>"where did I put these things?!"
>"find" one in my drawer, put it on after quickly making out with her to achieve maximum boner
>proceed to fuck that bitch for an hour straight
she totally knew but i made it completely worth my autism
Went to cozumel for spring break in college.
Me and my frat bros buy out a bunch of dancers at a bar, come back to our hotel.
I grabbed this big titty short aztec looking one, we go to my hotel room in our suit. Negotiate a price to fuck her asshole out.
As I pull out to nut a liquid fountain of filthy beaner diarrhea shit erupts from her asshole, all over my chest and face.
I rush out of the room blinded and gagging, start puking right outside my room covered in shit. In the living room suite, all my bros and dancers were there drinking and partying.
As soon as they smelled the shit one of the other beaner whores started puking too. It was all terrible, and they never let me forget even a decade later.
>>768713417
I always cum in 10 pumps.
>>768713259
I almost went for it. The word "whopping" did you in. Nearly 10/10 b8.
>be 17
>beta boy with no confidence
>snag qt3.14 from friend group
>solid 8/10
>blue hair, big tits, skinny waist
>first date at the movies
>getting all frisky in the top row
>movie was about some jew getting back a painting from Nazis or some shit
>thick smell of teen hormones in the air
>leave movie early, basically she's rubbing on me while driving
>at a park, its like 3PM, no one around
>gametime.exe
>go to town, playing with her tits and fingering her
>she reaches for my dick, whips it out and starts jerking
>holy fuck first time with a girl, best feeling
>pleasure lasts for .3 seconds before she starts yanking on it like an animal, no regard for my life
>ithurts.com
>don't say anything, I want to nut so I just hope it gets better
>look out my window, see older dude jogging right pass my car
>non tinted windows, his fucking face
>NICE
>walks on after giving thumbs up
>Girl doesn't even fucking notice
>dick is hurting bad, close to nutting but edges every time, not even on purpose, she just sucked at finishing the job
>thirty mins go by, no nut, dick hurts, we stop
>drive her home to get changed, take her to work, blue balled
>get home, dick has fucking blisters, can't even touch it without it burning and near bleeding
>can't beat my meat, first time with a girl was ruined
op is a virgin
>>768713562
Good times bro
>been hanging around with a girl and other people for a week and half getting drunk and stuff
>been drinking a litre of vodka this night
>finally kissing with her
>get to bedroom with the girl
>girl is horny as fuck
>pushes me on the ground and pulls my pants down
>starts to suck my limb dick
>sucks with for a couple of mins
>okay this won't work out, i say
>go sleep next to her
>feel like shit for months
At least she gave me a bj later one day and swallowed it all. Slipped a finger or two into her wet pussy and damn it was tight. Still a bit mad that she didn't let me fuck her later when my dick was getting hard again because she was thinking that we didn't match. Overconsumption of alcohol and depression were the keywords for this mess.
>>768711634
He's not that old. Not even collecting social security.
>>768713599
I'm using a little sarcasm, but everything is true.
>>768713562
No.
>>768713378
This just reminded me of one time when I was about 18, my best friend and I were on a double date.
It was the end of the night and we were with our dates in adjoining rooms. I heard a commotion and laughter but shrug it off.
Found out later from him that they were 69ing with her on top. She came so hard she dropped a small turd on his forehead.
Good Times
>Be me
>Be 15
>Girl I've had my eyes on breaks up with her bf
>Have a fuckboy rep in my group
>Both of us get drunk
>Go inside a room in an abandoned pitch
>Start making out
>She doesn't know how to make out and practically eats my face
>I ignore it and eventually she starts giving me head
>Couple of friends walk in and we stop
>5 mins later we r back at it
>This time I start eating her out
>She's moaning load asf
>I start fingering her
>She's tight asf, can only fit 2 fingers in
>She cums
cont?
>be 19
>first time
>knew I wouldn't last long, so meditated on the fact that I was going to go as many time as possible to make up for it
>has assorted pack of condoms because don't know what I like
>having sex with also virgin gf
>first time cum buckets quickly
>grab condom #2
>go longer, cum buckets
>'it's time for #3 boyz!'
>pumped for it, I can do this
>put dick in 3rd condom
>dick disappears into another dimension
>wtf is happening
>look at condom
>"Performax -Durex"
>*insert rage face here*
>awkward mushing and forcing of penis and vaginas
>no penetration because no penis left in this plain of existence
>have to stop from defeat and awkwardness
>never wore a condom again
~fin
>>768704952
>be me
>18
>first time "having sex"
>i've fallen and i can't get it up
>jack off so i get at least a semi
>after like 10 minutes of her just staring i manage to get 3/5ths of a boner
>put it in
>literally nut halfway into the second thrust
this made me feel so special that i didn't try it again until the next year
>>768704952
>Be me
>Fucking
>Girl asks me if I'm "close"
>What are you talking about i came like 20 minutes ago
>Wtf why didn't you pull out why didnt you say something you weirdo
>Idk
>Start jerking iff
She leaves
>>768711277
why the fuck didn't you just say no and leave
you autist
letting a whale like that near your dick..disgusting
>>768713803
Well, you havent had a lot of sex. Thats barely a little.
>>768713881
fucking kek
>>768713705
I've had the limp dick problem a lot of times. Shortly after giving up and "going to sleep" I get hard. Grab the girl's hand and guide it to my dick. Then have sex. But I'm so sex starved that just rubbing up against a girl is enough to give me a boner. Just get a bit nervous being naked around others.
>>768713415
Your math homework required you to measure and rub your dick with a ruler?!?!
>>768713864
Yeah,
Also she had hair around her nipples so the big tits were kind of a waste.....
But yeah bright yellow, with the consistency of watery refried beans.
I forgot the couple de grace, I had pink eye when I got back. My mom who's a nurse asked me what dirty shit I got into Mexico...... Then went on a rant about how filthy Mexico is and how shitty Mexicans are.
She had no idea....
>>768714038
Yeah I know.
>>768711277
Mane that's fuckin gross.
>>768713666
checked satan
>>768714316
Same thing happened to me with my ex. She ate some Mexican food that didn't agree with her. Shit right in my face because of the reverse cowgirl.
ff
>>768713416
Haha fucking 10/10
Also don’t understand how people just go on tinder and find girls to fuck at a drop of a hat. Yes I’m just an autistic mess.
>>768714607
You gotta lie bro.
>>768713705
I usually don't/can't fuck if I'm even half drunk. It pisses my GF off because I don't even try if I'm drinking.
no one asked me to cont but ima cont anyways
>she starts giving me head again
>realise shes also quite shit at giving head
>tell her to stand up
>ask her if she wants to fuck
>she says ok
>grab my dick and prepare myself to lose my virginity
>mfw my dick doesnt fit
>mfw im glad i didnt lose my virginity to her
>>768714855
Lie about what? Also wish I could go to America because I dig girls with American accents.
>>768713881
Another time same girlfriend for me.
Not embarrassing but relevant to the thread I guess.
My GF at the time loved and I mean loved for me to eat her.
I would sometimes go down on her for 2 hours at a time. While she would have so many orgasms I would lose count.
She loved for me to lick as deep as I could and I was happy to oblige.
One night I’m down there doing my best oral spelunking when POW! Pain shoots through the bottom of my tongue. I wasn't sure what happened but it hurt like hell.
I felt around and everything seemed to be in tact but I still had pain.
Next morning the bottom of my tongue is still tinder so I get to looking in the mirror and I can see that I ripped the skin on the little tendon thing on the bottom of my tongue.
It healed after a few days but for 20+ years after that every time I would eat pussy to aggressively it would re-tear.
I just learned to live with it.
>>768714918
Doesn't fit?
>>768714918
Doesn’t fit? What do you mean?
>shit on my own dick
>found out she was retarded too late
>gloryhole panic
>that time i raped a guy on accident
>she said she was 18 officer
pick a story to hear more
>>768715086
First lower your standards and take some pictures that make you look like fabio
>>768715192
Accidental gay rape
>>768715192
gloryhole panic
>>768715235
thats a short one, it was a mmf threesome and he kinda had mudbutt so it slid in easy
>>768714859
Same here, I can not drink and fuck its like anti Viagra.
>>768715086
Where are you from? Australia?
>>768711277
>basically jabba the hutt, but ugly
>jabba the hutt, but ugly
Doesn't Jabba the Hutt count as ugly? She must have been pretty bad if Jabba the Hutt didn't count as ugly next to her.
>be myself
>Firs time going out with a girl i knew through a mutual frien
>She's surprisingly in to me
>Things go well, we start making out in her car
>Things are getting hot and heavy
>She unzips my jeans and fishes my dick out
>Starts giving me head
>I start to unbutton her pants
>try to pull them off but she stops me
>I pull my dick out of her mouth and look her straight in the eyes
>"I need to play with your doo doo to nut"
>She laughs
>"Do I look like I'm kidding? Take your pants off and fucking shit on me"
>She stops laughing
>"Do it, now. Take a shit"
>She starts crying
>Mfw she didn't doo doo on me
>Mfw no nut
>>768715292
Kek was your aim off?
>>768709461
Yeah she was pretty cool. I doubt she's eager to hear from me though. It was a while back.
>>768711377
Oh, oh! Ask him how old he is!
>>768715411
THATS THE JOKE RETARD
>>768715439
First date with my wife I told her the same shit and before the night was over with I had her shit in a dinner plate for me
>>768715387
Naw I’m from Scotland.
>>768714196
I recall it was precalc proofs so it may as well have been extra credit.
>>768715595
If you flew here I'd let you bang my wife.
>>768712719
How were you driving in Jr high school? I call bullshit
My dick didnt fit inside her pussy, could only get the head in, nothing more
>>768715817
do you have a fucking traffic cone for a dick?
i would consider suicide, a roastie, or men
>>768715817
Never had that problem. Guess my dick sucks
>brought girl back home and needed a condom
>didn’t have any condoms and needed to borrow one from my roommate
>hands me a magnum
>go back into my bedroom and try putting it on
>condom is too big.. way too big
>girl laughs
>humiliated but thought that was the worst of it
>next morning my roommate mentions he heard the whole thing
>>768715760
kys cuck
>be me, first time
>nervous as fuck, but about to fuck solid 8/10 chick
>thick ass, nice tits
>we get to fucking
>talk a lot, because again, I was nervous
>she tells me to shut up kindly
>she gets on top
>tells me I can play with her boobs if I want
>I do
>have best friend, male
>he's pretty overweight
>has big man boobs
>for some fucking reason, I mentioned his man-boobs when playing with hers
>instantly killed the mood
>wanted to fucking kill myself
>couldnt figure out why that would even cross my mind
>mfw I still cringe to this day
>>768714581
Checked
kind of sex related but I was fucking my wife and I saw she had a giant white pimple on her pussy lips but I later googled it and forgot to close the page when I was done and she saw it when she opened the laptop. I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed, not a big deal but I felt like shit afterwards
>>768713562
I hope this is real
>>768716052
>had been having sex with girl
>brought girl back home and needed a condom
>borrowed from my roommate
>it was a magnum
>show it to girl and ask do you think this will fit
>she says yes it will fit
>it fit
>but i have a below average dick
>>768715767
He clearly said junior year in high school
>>768716107
aw man that made me laugh pretty good anon
>be me, 21 yo faggot
>meet this guy, 19
>on my 22nd bday invites me to his house
>home alone or so I thought
>he has a bf already btw
>we just talk for an hour or so, in the living room, on the couch
>it's getting dark outside, doesn't turn on the lights
>suddenly something happens
>he puts hand on my knee and leans towards me, he kisses me and we fondle for a while
>i'm diamonds, he is too
>sooner than I realize, I'm all naked in front of him, which makes me hornier
>he's blowing me, really good at it also
>by now it's darker, but still there's some light, enlugh to see fairly good
>hear someone crying from behind the couch, he stops the bj
>flip flop sound plus crying getting closer and closer, then fades away with the crying
>again...
>leaves for good
>'my grandma, don't mind her, she's crazy and already went back to her room'
>still have a hard on
>he smiles now and proceeds to give me a handjob
>I ejaculate so much it squirts all on my belly, chest, face, and some on the couch
>kisses me and finally whispers to my ear:
>'happy bday Anon'
>>768716530
you can have the proper width and it can fit
magnum has more stretch and has more to unroll
>>768716548
Wtf Jr year in high school? Noone can get their L's till year 11, 10 if lucky. And you need a parent in the front seat with you to drive
>>768706092
Gay people can impregnate/get impregnated.
>>768716052
>>768716530
>>768716734
this is my dick in a magnum for reference
>>768716494
Yup real, and I had to stop my best man from telling the story at my reception after too much Cava
>>768704952
>Most awkward sex moments.
I caught my neighbour with a dominatrix.
>>768713642
You'll always have that moment with the jogger tho
>ex gf family party
>fucking her in her basement
>her dad is super adamant about us not having sex
>he runs down the stairs as fast as possible to go knock on her door
>no time to stop fucking and get dressed
>he opens the door and she stops it as she's naked and makes up bs excuse
>he knows obv
>she puts her clothes on and is scared her dad hates me now
>she tells me to apologize to him and talk to him
>wat? fuck no
>she convinces me somehow
>most awkward talk of my life
>he didn't even know at first and thought she was alone getting changed or playing with herself
>>768716751
Junior year is 16 and 17
>>768716751
Hey retard I'm not a brit. I was 17 at the time no parent needed.
>>768716734
>>768717000
I have a pencil dick. Below average width. Don't remember the measurements now. It's perplexing. And it wasn't a fluke. I ended up using magnums for a while. Finally stopped because what's the point. Also, every condom I've bought in the past decade has expired without being anywhere near a girl.
>>768713259
>I have never farted during sex. Neither have any of the girls I have had sex with. I am 30 years old. I have had sex with a whopping 3 girls. I estimate that I've had sex about 20 times total. So, I guess you could say that I've had a lot of sex. I've had a bit of a dry spell the past 6 years or so though. So maybe sex farts are more common these days.
Fuck, that pasta is my life.
>>768704952
>Whale chick hits on me regularly when out with friends.
>Everyone gossips behind her back about being a repeat rape victim
>Be nice guy about it
>Everyone hangs out at her house once
>Didn't notice her plying me with booze
>"Youre too drunk, hang out and sober up"
>friends leave
>ask for coffee
>Coffee has more booze in it
>feel like an idiot when I realize she's trying to keep me there
>be nice and don't tell her fat chicks turn me off
>"You know I'm not into you... right?"
>"couldn't we just enjoy the night, doesn't have to be anything long term"
>neither of us are in relationships
>no need to burn bridges here
>wheres the harm in some fun?
>make-out
>dance
>more god damn booze
>didn't notice her guiding me to her bed
>well fuck, maybe I could get it up for tons-of-fun
>she sucks like it's her last meal
>only half hard
>she's impatient and tries to put on a condom
>doesn't happen
>take pity on her and just finger her nearly raw.
>she eventually pushes me off
>figure she's satisfied
?Pass out
>wake up with four more unwrapped but clearly unused condoms lying about the bed
>finally have an excuse to get the fuck out (breakfast)
>on the way home realize I'm technically a rape victim
>bitch was so hungry for cock she didn't care if I was awake
>laugh for nearly the entire ride home
Bonus points she got raped the next summer by walking drunk into an older man's bedroom... who she's been raped by before...
You guys ready for this fun ride?
>>768717904
>stretch
it has more give
i have 8x5.5 and it fits well for me too
honestly anon keep using them, just having one in your wallet when buying a girl a drink at the bar, if she sees a flash of it it's a guarantee if shes a thot
Nah, She was extremely tight, had never been fingered before that night, and i had just BARELY fit two fingers, they didnt go all the way in either, more like halfway.
>In college playing the bar scene
>Drunk roommate needs a wingman
>"yeah, sure fuck it"
>End up meeting this chick that's super in to me, roommate is really into her friend
>Roommate is blitzed out of his mind
>I'm pretty drunk as well
>Kept forgetting her name
>Roommate vomits on dance floor and I take him home and ditch the girls
>Next morning she texts me
>"What the fuck, I give her my number?"
>We get something to eat that night, hit up bar again for like 6 hours
>Take taxi back to my place
>So drunk have trouble keeping it up
>Eat her out for like 10 minutes while stroking myself to get hard
>Dick can't decide if it wants get hard or just cum
>End up just eating her out for like an hour
>Worst cotton mouth of my life
>Only get her to cum once, she was silent pretty much the whole time
>Drive her home at like 4 in the morning, still buzzed
>Get back to house and roommate is talking me up
>"Ohhh dude, I heard you guys fucking for like 4 hours! She was so loud!"
>3 days later see her at a house party with some other chad
Not that bad, really. Have a couple of quick-shot stories too, but those were way less embarrassing.
>be me, 17 y/o
>gf is my same age, a cute otaku petite
>everyday after school i go to this house to have some tea with her family, we study and masturbate each other
>she's too shy to do penetration in her house, it's a small place after all, we usually fuck in mine's
>my mom goes visiting my sis, she lives in another city so i have my house alone for like 4 days
>i inmediately call my gf and she's here
>we start touching each other
>dick as hard as fucking bedrock
>my gf wants to get penetrated, but is afraid my neighbours might listen
>i turn up the volume of the tv up
>she's confident now
>this time i had some ribbed condoms to try something different
>we start fucking, she moans extremely loud
>it's great, we stop an hour later
> we're laying on bed, she feels weird
> she checks her vag, it's bleeding, and she's not on her period
> oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
> she says it hurts and starts crying
> i try to calm her and help her
> says she's scared and doesn't know what to do
> starts crying
> i cry too as a fucking bitch
> basically she has to go the gynecologist and admit to her mother we're having sex (she's pretty religious and shit)
>hours later, we eat nice and she has to go
>she takes a taxi and in my way home a neighbour greets me
>"hehehey, you're doing great, champion. Be careful tho, dude, use condoms"
>my gf calls me days later, her vag got cut or some shit
>i can't penetrate or finger my gf for 6 months
>fuck
>>768717540
So, not retarted, just a convict mate
>>768718653
nigger do you know how to respond to fucking comments? summerfag
>>768704952
>First bachelor party
>Brother of the bride
>not sure why I was invited
>only have movies as reference for these things
>bring extra cash 'just in case'
>last night of the trip
>head to a strip club
>Awh shit I'm gonna make it rain!
>make it out with my shirt and pants
>"That was a good trip guys"
>catch an odd look
>two hookers show up
>oh...
>had some cash in reserve
>spend it to help keep the party going
>Groom gets his pick
>I get first pass on the other one
>she was hotter by far in my book
>realize all have left is ~$30 in $2 dollar bill
>awkwardly try to figure out how to make that exciting for her
>ready to get the best god-damn bj
>never knew lips on the outside of my jeans could get me that close
>she finally notices the $2 bills and laughs
>I chuckle
>she can't stop laughing
>me nervous laughing
>first hooker comes into room
>second one still laughing
>shows her the $2 bills
>now the first one's laughing
>I'm still right here god damn
>they both go back to the party
>sit there alone
>tell everyone I'm ok
>when I'm not ok
>still don't get why $2 bills were so god damn funny
I shit my pants before sex once
highschool was wild
>>768715760
Haha. Awesome. I do have a kik.
>>768718542
You're dreaming if you think I have the balls to buy condoms, much less magnums. I haven't had sex in about 6 years. At this point I am convinced that girls can sense it.
I'm not desperate. I don't care anymore. My interactions with girls are totally non-sexual. So they probably get a non-sex vibe from me or something. Anyone know if this is legit or if I'm just being neurotic?
>>768704952
>be me
>16
>have 6/10 gr8
>very submissive
>both virgins
>decide to fuck after school in the pool area
>bend her over on a table where the judges would sit behind
>shequeefs.mp3
>weird sound almost like fart but juicier
>we stop and burst out laughing
>go silent for a good minute
>stopped having sex for a week
Shot was tight
BUMP
>be me 19
>stay at gfs house for the night because we're road tripping next day
>try anal with qt 18 yr old gf newly non-virgin by me.
>she's tight as fuck
>she's clean af she knows the drill
>get tip in
>she's whimpering a bit
>she goes "N-nnooo........" in a sad way, not a painful way
>I say "Shhhh... it'll be okay." and push in deeper
>Hear air escape around the sides of my dick
>Nasty fart smell
>Try and ignore
>Brown liquid begins leaking around the sides of dick
>Remove dick out of panic
>Shit spews everywhere
>all over the bed, all over me, all over her ass cheeks
>she begins screaming "OH MY GOD...."
>her dad walks in and sees us both covered in shit
>looks directly at my cock also covered in shit
>puts 2 and 2 together
>instantly turns bright red
>yells "LAAAUUUURRREEEEENNNNNNNNN" to her mom
>GET MY GUN
>know he has many guns as he hunts a lot
>wipe off with dirty towel on her floor as quickly as possible
>grab keys and wallet and sprint to my car
>leave as fast as possible and suddenly bullet goes through back car window
>look back and her dad is holding a pistol about 60 feet back in a bath robe
>get home with shattered back windshield
>go inside still shaking, grab a Ghostbusters Hi-C Ectocooler from the fridge and slowly drink it trying to calm down, remember that Hi-C was the best and most refreshing Hi-C I've ever tasted.
Never see that girl again, never heard from that family again
Never told my mom about it.
Yeah you kids have no idea how weird the 80's was. We need those years back.
>>768704952
OP is god tier virgin.
>>768723103
>>768723103
Was like "Why no police? Wtf...?"
>80's
>>768723880
Yeah, the 80's was good because people knew when to leave well enough alone. Now everyone's racist or a social justice warrior.
>>768723103
I liked the part where the shit got everywhere
lets get some premature ejaculation stories guys
>>768724185
Ok. One time I was having sex and I came in like a minute. I shot my load in a 5 dollar box from taco Bell
>>768724400
>5 dollar box from taco bell
Stop banging mexicans, you can get way better more high quality vagina than those ugly beaners.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfi8Q8F_lddxSEWaa3AFgeqO7RG7-AaTzfxvbVDt8K3Jew9fQ/viewform?usp=sf_link
Stats project. Thanks to whoever helps me out!!!!
>>768724536
No man I literally shot my load in a fast food container from taco Bell.
>>768724599
Seriously asshole? Go fuck yourself. Fucking cheaters. I failed so many college classes while other people cheated their way through.
>>768724807
Were you having sex with the taco box?
>>768724863
No with my gf. We just ate taco Bell.
>>768724835
>not understanding how the real world works
Yeah. They passed and you didn't. This is why you hate Trump and love socialism. You don't know how the real world works.
>>768725235
Here we go. Jumping to conclusions. Finally got my shit together, passed all my classes. Now in graduate school and I'm at the top of my class. Never cheated on anything. Go fuck yourself.
>>768725235
>>768725423
Also. I'm pro Trump and anti-commie.
>>768710644
You're retarded.
>>768721991
I haven't had sex in eight years. In the same boat as you -- don't care really, most interactions with women are completely non-sexual. I'm certain they have a sixth sense that picks up on this and is a big red flag.
bump
>be me
>be in 6th grade
>have mother who is deranged and thinks this is an appropriate age for a bf:gf sleepover
>have mother who is deranged and thinks it is ok for bf:gf to sleep in the bed together
> have gf who wants sex more than I do because I've had it before
> have gf so afraid that she agrees to anal sex
> have gf who realizes after several minutes of anal sex that I am pushing into the vagina
> have gf who says " it is ok, go ahead"
> have step dad who is watching from kitchen of trailer
>>768726461
Trailer parks are magical places full of tiny but loose vajayjays.
>>768710727
Wait wait. Go back. Deliver said hentai of swift grande and pets
>>768726901
A profound and true statement.
>>768727588
You sicko... Here you go. Enjoy. I know I did.
>>768726461
“Oh darn Anon, I guess you might actually be in my vagina.”
Har har har.
>>768727877
And the second pic.
What do you think?
>>768727877
>>768728012
Aww... I was actually hoping for Hentai. The realistic western style, actual was a bit of a turn off with the woof woofs involved.
>>768728238
What are your overall thoughts on it? Good or bad?
>>768728012
I don’t know about this guy >>768728238
But I love it
>>768728410
Why you pushing so hard?
>>768712899
Or you could do what anon did and just fap when you get home, you know the normal thing to do
>>768728410
I'm not a fan of those dumb celeb or fappening threads... but something about Taytay is always sexy as fuck. So, if she was into that, I would suddenly be into beasty.
Ariana is cute too. So I appreciate it ascetically from a r34 view point.
>>768728012
Nude, it’s hard to tell what either of them are- just a blonde and a brunette
>>768728616
One does not simply wait to fap at home
>>768713588
10 pumps, same here
>>768704952
>be at bar
>woman puts my hand on her boob
>her husband serves me my drink with a smile
>my awkward virgin brain cannot comprehend situation
>>768713995
Incorrigible
>>768713562
awesome
>>768704952
Mine are fairly tame in the grand scheme, but here we go.
>be me
>16
>have first gf
>we're both horny as fuck but live at home with family so alone time is next to impossible
>learn to fuck in 5-10 minute windows whenever we can
>My parents are taking my brother and sister out to eat, but gf and I skip out on it
>an hour + alone at last!
>finally I will fuck her like the goddess she is
>lay her down on my twin bed under my Matrix poster like a true casanova
>eat her out like it's Veteran's Appreciattion day at the Golden Corral and I'm an addled 'Nam survivor with a chip on his shoulder
>feel like a king as gets on her knees and sucks my perfectly adequety teen dick
>start railing her
I know I'm being cheeky, but it reall was the best sex we'd ever had
>bed is rockin'
>she's moaning and stuff
>pussy throbs and tighens around my cock
> can't take it anymore
>pull out and spray on her tits
>we laugh and I throw on some gym shorts and go out to the kitchen to get a towel for her
>sweaty and shirtless, I see mom and dad pacing around the kitchen
>"Oh... hey, what's up?
>"We left our TGI Friday's giftcard at home and so we turned back to look for it, but we can't find it anywhere, so I guess we'll just do without, bye."
>Think I got away with it.
>Six months later, I get into a heated discussion with my parents about a career change my mom wants to make
>I'm being a little bitch and insiting that my mom keep her current, stable career (that she took to raise my ungrateful ass) instead of pursuing something more interesting
>Mom says, "We trust you alone with your girlfriend, you should trust us with this, okay."
>they heard the whole fucking thing
>Mortified, I excuse myself and scream into a pillow
Not that bad in hindsight, but it was awkward at the time. I got another if anyone is interested.
>>768729796
Okay tell other
>>768713562
I have several friends who were in college frats and I swear, every last one of their, "Crazy, debaucherous stories" boils down to,
>We paid a lot of money for whores to fuck us. The sex was in some way gross, bad, or didn't even happen. The whores took our money anyway.
>>768729254
He wanted cucked?
>>768715767
retard
>>768729796
>
decent story, no damage done
>>768729796
Story 2
>be me
>18
>Single
>Staying the weekend at a hotel for an anime convention with some ani-bros
>11 AM on Saturday Morning - Never to early to get buzzed
>Slam a couple of beers, brush our teeth, load up a flask with Kentucky Delux Burbon, and head out for the day's festivities
>We go to a panel that I'm really into. It's fun.
>Next, we go to a panel my friend wants to go to. Not really interested in it, so I down a few gulps of magic to make the time pass easier.
>Enter the panel room, and sit next to a gaggle of cosplay chicks
>The alpha chick is the big titty bitch dressed as Midna from Legend of Zelda. Body paint and everything.
>Now, understand that at this point, I'm and the perfect level of drunk. We're in the back of hte panel room and I am being, if I may be so bold, charming as FUCK with these girls. They're giggling at all my jokes, generally loving it.
>The few gulps of burboun I took pre-panel start to catch up with me, however. I start talking too loud, and become less charming. My friends rein me in, thankfully, but the panel ends, and the cosplay chicks vanish
>later that night
>after chilling out in the room for a bit, my friends and I hit the convention floor once again
>It's later at night, and we're not the only buzzed people wandering the floor now
>"Hey anon.... Anon!!", I hear shouted from the crowd
>I can't place the voice until... there she is.
>It's big-titty midna. Except now, she's out of her costume and fresh out of the shower. She's just a cute, nerdy, big-titty redhead now.
>We chat for a bit, and it becomes apparent that she is now drunk as well.
>Our two groups hang out for the rest of the night, with big-titty midna and I getting increasingly flirty and handsy with eachother
>We're walking somewhere to do some anime bullshit when she pulls me into an emergency stairwell
>fuck yeah
>she pulls down my pants and stars blowing me, jerking me off, and talking dirty
>I'm about to cum when the stairwel door opens
tbc
>>768731151
Finish it fag.
>>768731151
>big titty midna jumps up off my cock and runs up the stairwell as some dudes enter, looking for a place to smoke
>instead, they find big titty midna smoking my dick
>scratch that
>instead, they find me by myself, cumming all over myself
>they rightfully exclaim, "what the fuck!?!" before turning to exit.
>I stand up, my shirt and pants covered in jizz
>head starts spinning like crazy
>I need to go back to the room, but my friends might be there, so I need to get cleaned up first.
>Instead of availing myself to one of the hotel's public restrooms, I decide that the least embarrassing thing to do is to jump into the ornamental fountain and wash the cum off
>I do exactly that, immediately catching the attention of the hotel staff
>By some miracle, I manage to convince them that I tripped and fell, and they get me some towels from housekeeping and let me go
>make my way back up to the room
>friends are there, watching the Daily Show
>"What the hell happened to you, where's big-titty midna?"
>I make up some bullshit story about how we goofed off, pushed eachother into the hotel pool, and then decided to call it a night
>I passed out while in the "notes" app of my phone, designing some sort of system to prevent myself from evenr being more than just a little bit drunk
>I'm sad to say that the system made no sense to me upon waking up the next morning.
>>768731996
>>I'm sad to say that the system made no sense to me upon waking up the next morning.
should have saved it. look at it while drunk. will make sense then.
>Inb4 further furfag also german
>be about 19 y o
>be at a campsite with like 30 furrys
>Girl I know, lets call her Denise, doesn't brought her tent
>make my move because she fits in my loot schematic
>"U can sleep in my tent if you want"
>she said ok
>Denise later told me that she would like me more than usual und she'd be curious how I'd doing in the sheets
>I'm not allowed to eat her out or have any kind of foreplay at all, which is a big turnoff for me
>I stick my rod in her dry quim, start to hump her for about 45 min
>she climaxed, i don't because spongy vagina.
>heading to the shower
>out of all sudden a girl i'd fucked several times ran into me, call her Lu, she's chinese youth and her new boytoy
>asked her if she had room for one more
>she said her tent would be to small and we have to decide which one of us shall be the lucky one
>let's see how far i can push my luck
>ended up in a quick round of rock, paper, scissor
>I won
>herewegoagain.wma
>had really nice Sex
>turns out after-sex cuddling was the only reason, she'd bring someone to her tent
>tell her someone stays in my tent overnight and i didn't want my stuff to disappear
>finally hit the shower
>back at my tent Denise is waiting for me
>only minutes afterwards Lu's at my tent
>"Anon wake up"
>Denise and i were still awake
>asked what's the matter, silently hoping for her to fuck off without mention anything
>"we broke my air mattress while we fucked. Do you at least have some blankets for me?"
>myfacewhen..
Later she told me, she'd been trying it with me at the time but was too shy to tell me in first place...
>>768704952
> be married
> have two daughters one 4 and one 6
> having marital relations with the wife one night.
> going extremely well wife is seriously in the mood
> she gets on top
> im about to nut
> mid nut our door swings open
> our youngest is there
> wife hears the door and dives underneath the covers
> I can't stop the train and blow my load all over the sheets and blanket
> daughter says she had a nightmare and wants to sleep with us.
> I try to tell her to go to her room
> it comes out as a guttural demonic roar
> basically just screamed at my daughter which i never do while spraying goo everywhere
> she starts crying for mommy and runs for the bed
> my wife panics and jumps out naked and grabs her before she cant jump in our slime covered bed scaring the shit out of her
> she starts bawling even louder
> the other one wakes up and comes to see what the commotion is.
> wife basically slams the door on them both so we can clean up
> we have a lot of explaining to do in the morning
>>768732748
your english ist zer funny mein freund
>>768732969
that's hysterical
>>768732969
lol this story is so wholesome
>be me
>16
>every Wednesday is head back to gf's house for a quickie before her dad gets home
>fuck, fall asleep
>wake up to sound of car in driveway
>get shoved into the closet half naked in a really uncomfortable position
>have to balance on one foot because I can't shift around
>gf is an absolute champ, starts talking to dad
>convinces him to buy the $20,000 motorcycle he's been eyeing
>45 minutes later I am able to leave the wardrobe and limp home
tfw you will never have a girlfriend that's that dope again
>>768730252
He isn't a cuck if enjoys it.
>>768733003
I'm sorry about that. I left school ages ago and what remained in my brain gets more and more infested with meme-grammar
>first time having sex
>dating the girl for ~2 weeks
>she's 15, im 14. She's had sex a handful of times before
~took a bunch of oxycodone before, didn't know we were gonna fuck
In case you don't know it's about impossible to nut on opiates
>she was drunk, I was high, kind of just happened out of nowhere
>fucking her for a straight ~45 minutes before she starts asking why I haven't cum yet, since I was a virgin
>tell her idk, she was against drugs(mom was an addict, died of an OD when she was 5) so couldn't tell her I was on oxy
>keep going, she says it's starting to hurt
>keeps questioning why I can't cum, she comes up with it's because I'm not attracted to her
She was probably top 3 hottest girls I've ever dated
>decide to tell her the truth because she's crying and saying she's ugly
>breaks up with me because I was on oxy
Ended up losing my girlfriend and having the worst blueballs of my life
>>768733095
The best part was after the door got shut my wife was like "why didn't you just hold it in?" I told her I was deploying troops before she bailed you can't just stop that shit.
>>768704952
>fall in love with much younger completely gorgeous girl.
>Fuck for a few months and then another girl my age wants to join in one night.
>She does
>They kiss and lick and my girl wants me to fuck them both
>I cant get it up
>Get jellous of my girl being with someone else
>I get mad and start bitching incoherently while standing at the end of the bed with a soft cock.
>Girls stop playing and other girl leaves.
.............the end.
>>768733626
But he is if he just likes to watch? I dispute your point. Unsure of myself but even so.
>>768734043
That’s what you get for being a junkie.
>>768734899
Lol definitely not a junkie. Just like to feel good sometimes, and oxy makes you feel really damn good.
>>768735329
Junkie boy. Go fucking exercise if you want to feel good. You will rot your already retarded brain you stupid little cunt.
>be me
>be 13
>have an okish 6/10 "girlfriend"
>have had sex once before. second time
>be playing hide and seek and we both hide in the garage.
>after five minutes of getting handsy, realize that our younger siblings aren't going to find us.
>fingers in her while her lips are on my cawk
>diamonds
>lay her out on dad's work bench, start to rail her. Ivory on Ebony is so hawt.
>Just as I am about to nut, main garage door opens and her mom drives in with a car full of groceries.
>mfw she walks right past us as if we aren't even fucking. tells me to bring the groceries in when we're done.
Needless to say, we got shouted at by her mom and dad. not for having sex, but for having it where we could get caught.
>>768735740
story of my first time
>different girl, two months before
>me and her brother are friends. she digs me and talks him into showing me a porn tape without me realizing it.
>Of course, white guys black chicks (i'm raised in the hood and they are mixed with a white dad)
>Diamonds and feeling awkward about it with him in the room. He suddenly has to "walk to the store"
>start to fap when she walks in. 4/10 but i'm horny.
>she starts stripping immediately and I start fapping to her.
>she's naked, she straddles me and puts it in.
>she starts crying while she's riding. I took her v and it hurts, but she wants it.
>For some reason, this turns me on more, and I blow my load in her. She cums a few strokes after.
>Stand up, and we are coated in her blood.
>We fucked on her parents bed, also coated with blood.
>We're going to die. She freaks out.
>because she freaks out, i freak out.
>we take a shower together, and have a midday bonfire with her parents sheets.
>>768736206
third time
>a few weeks after second girl, get to finally spend the night at my best friend's house.
>Single mother
>sister is a cheerleader virgin cocktease hotbody
>older brother sells weed to get the bills paid
>we're up at midnight watching the weekend movie marathon on USA.
>Brother comes in, gives me and my friend the remnants of the day. Good weed, but still the leftovers.
>Sister of course realizes this and comes into the room
>me, him and her smoke.
>he gets noided, sits by the window, swearing the cops are going to come.
>me and her start laughing. The harder we laugh, the more noided he gets.
>I can't take anymore. have to use it.
>Go to the restroom. sitting on the toilet.
>she opens the door and comes in. Total cocktease bitch interrupting my shit.
>I'm about to holler at her when she kisses me.
>At the exact moment she reaches for my cock, my bowels clench and I fart. Loudly.
>More laughter. Fan vents.
I scored, but not until the next night. She made fun of me the whole day though. Bitch.
>>768706092
It’s called “bug catching”
>>768736687
Next girl
>A few weeks later.
>Chilling over at my sister's friends house. Our moms are close friends too, and they went out.
>Her older sister is "watching" us. She stays on the phone.
>Watching TV, some stupid movie that occasionally flashes tits.
>My sister is asleep.
>Her friend notices I am hard.
>Scoots closer and starts piecing me up.
>No sounds. I just pull my shorts down, pull her pajamas up, and slip it in.
>I'm immediately hitting it doggy, and she has some of the best pussy i've ever had. Ever. Even now. It fit my cock like a well tailored glove.
>She is obviously digging it, up on all fours, grunting, groaning, moaning, panting.
>Reach forward and grab her hair. Drive deep a few times, and go for the final plunge.
>Out of nowhere, am football tackled by her older sister, and spooge goes everywhere.
"You can't cum in her dumbass! she's fertile right now!"
>>768737221
>Same Girl. Same Situation.
>Sister hates that me and her best friend are dating.
>She'd hate it worse if she knew we were fucking.
>Older sister didn't snitch, but instead helped by giving younger sister birth control, and buying my condoms.
>Past few weekends, we've come over and spent the night while our moms go out on the town looking for men.
>Yes, they are being thots.
>I don't care, i'm getting mine.
>Pound town every weekend.
>This weekend isn't different, except we don't have to use condoms because she's had enough birth control.
>Once again, we are going at it, with my sister only 10 feet away. Her sister is with her boyfriend in the basement, and we can hear she's getting fucked.
>Unfortunately, my sister's friend is a slender thing, and i am a bit bigger than her, as I have her by a year.
>Going to pound town hard as usual, making it clap.
>Sink in, we both groan as I cum in her.
"What are you two doing?" My younger sister is awake. staring at us in horror. has been for the past few minutes.
>>768737935
>cont'd
>The bad part is, as my sister asks that, her friend's hand goes loose, and she flies off of the couch, head first into the glass coffee table.
>Head goes thunk. Glass doesn't break. Lots of crying. My sister sees me naked and goes "ew ew ew" and starts punching me and crying while I am trying to help her friend.
>Older sister and her boyfriend run upstairs and start laughing at all three of us.Me naked trying to defend myself while helping her knot headed sister up against my sister who keeps on screaming that she hates me and punching me.
