YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>768663697
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post no immunities
>>76866405 9
i dont reply to the post directly cuz idc but still this isnt funny anymore kys
>>768664059
This isn't even funny, stop it.
It's worse than
>>768664109
>>768664059
FUCKING DAMN IT
>>768664059
post this one more time and i will make sure your grandmother dies a painful and horrible death alone
>>768664109
soi faggot nighmare
any1 link to the othe ylyl?
>>768664109
>fucking gold
>>768664620
Gotta love the old country
>>768664059
Fuck u
>>768666516
Kek look what song I was listening to
>>768666966
weak bait
Haha, Look at him go!
>>768667494
beare went from low quality to low poly :^)
>>768666615
Lost
>>768667099
>God i wish that was me
>>768663778
there is no fucking way hes 5 8
>>768666853
love
>>768666966
>How do I screen shot
>Male Feminists
>/mlp/- Reversed Gender Roles
>Male Pegging
>>768664620
russians are the niggers of the world
>>768664059
Fuck off cunt
>>768664109
>without sound
yeah, that's like buying audiobooks for deaf people.
you can't be this autistic. oh wait, you can. proof right here.
>>768664620
Whats wrong eith the second last one
>>768664059
evil
>>768667725
It's one of those retarded manlet jokes.
>>768666666
Rwar!!
>>768666853
its already turning its self into a sandwich
>>768664620
lost hard! i love my white nigger brothers!
>>768664059
dab
>>768666853
should be named chickensandwich.webm
>>768664620
That's a whole lotta shit in not a whole lotta pixels
>>768667848
You must be new here
>>768663697
This one here is epic.
>>768668929
>>768663778
6' is average for a male, not a female.
He is well under 5' because I am 6' on the dot, my fiance is 5'2" and there isn't this amount of size difference
>>768669222
>it's a meme you dip
>>768668558
>Phyrexian mana
>Creature destruction in red
>Wording lets you choose two targets (destroy a creature, deal damage according to a different creature's power)
>Uncounterable at two CMC, for an uncommon
At least the art seems on par for the current year.
>>768668929
Canada contributing to terrorism more than USA
>>768669650
Virgin detected. Do you wear corduroys and sweater vests?
>>768669892
I make more playing Magic than you do working for a living. How does that make you feel, son?
>>768667853
I hope you re-read this and realise how much of a edgy retard you are
>>768669931
Niggers are the niggers of the world
>>768668348
How is that funny?
>>768669909
Kek, you take your little friends pocket money? Don't let their parents know, they are allready suspicious why a weird man in his thirties wants to play cards with their kids all day
>>768670011
What's funny about this? Am I missing something? Is it cause the guy's black, is that the joke?
>>768670065
Cope harder, man. It's okay, someday you'll have a talent.
>>768670036
because he cant load his phone
got it now?
look at the plug
>>768664059
Son of a bitch
>>768669003
sesh
>>768670121
My talent is not playing card games for kids and brag about it on the internet. Also I have sex on a regular base
>>768670119
>>768670119
>>>768670011
>No bottle on car in first photo
>Bottle on car when police take photo
>Alcohol may have been suspected
>>768670119
i just assume poster is autist and any alcoholic driver thing is because
>hur the driver was an alcohol
>>768670247
nigger was drinking a 40 and drove into a canal and almost drowned in 4 foot of water.
>>768666615
Got me
>>768667725
>>768669222
>thatsthejoke.gif
>>768667848
>THAT'S THE JOKE
>>768670247
they put the fuckin bottle up there to take the photo. or do you think police are so fucking stupid they're like "lets just put the bottle on the car because thats definitely where the driver would put it and where it would stay after the accident"
>>768666966
>Male pegging
>>768670391
>>768664059
Meh
>>768664758
Lost hard
>>768667848
>>768666966
samefag
>>768666410
Fucking kek
>>768666410
What's written down there wtf way too small
>>768668929
good, they should be paid more
>>768670247
they probably only apprehended Alcohol after that first photo was taken.
>>768666615
Lost
>>768670217
>>768670247
because if a nigger was driving with a 40, it surely must have been on the roof when they got there
>>768670247
>>768670011
you fucking idiot, they clearly took the bottle out of the car. did you think it was sitting on top of the car the whole time?
>>768670074
haha preach it my negro
>>768670502
nope
>>768669222
Nigga he's like 3 feet and it's a manlet joke.
U trash. I ain't even checking your trips.
>>768670247
this
pretty dumb they try to frame him by putting a bottle of alcohol on his car. No way this would've stood up while driving
>>768670639
Hahaha and he has none!
Dad jokes for edgy folk
>>768669147
it's a fact. except it only happens once when they first move. their first month they make more after that apperntly it doesn't
>>768670644
>>768670669
who are you racist rednecks. The bottle was clearly a set up by the white racist Cis Cops. Check your privileges!
>>768670216
Congratulations, you meet the lowest possible standards for being literally any animal.
>>768668929
Googled it, the $27,600 per year is correct but it's for a individual not a household
>>768664059
Fuck this is getting old
>>768668348
it's what happens when you let a woman buy accessories for your electronics
>>768664620
poland is the same
>>768670784
hahahaha i know it was a good one
>>768670216
>>768670857
Lowest possible standards would be arguing on 4chan. You’re both fucking retarded. Congratulations.
>>768670932
but with jesus instead of lenin on the wall
>>768664059
fgt
>>768667099
Yet you respond
>>768667099
>>768667848
>>768670393
>>768670502
Thanks for the free (you)s
>>768664059
Shitty story tbh...
>>768666410
Ah the language of ants.
>>768666853
Lost
>>768666853
Lost
>>768670949
True.
>>768671214
but what is the A1 steak sauce for? they are making something with eggs so who puts that shit in it?
>>768669147
i lost so hard god damn it
>>768668211
The words on the blackboard (в жoпy нayкy) mean "science my ass“
>>768671214
Haha yes
>>768669222
Nice trips ma man
>>768670216
Jesus what a trog.
>>768664059
fuck
>>768666410
gay
>>768670216
My dog does that
>>768666615
Fucking Pablo
>>768666410
gaaaaaaay
>>768671927
being this sad
>>768666615
lost hard
>>768672046
It's tradition, you uncultured swine.
>>768671927
milhouse and banana meme sitting on a tree
k-i-l-l-i-n-g t-h-e-m-s-e-l-v-e-s
>>768670036
women always buy the wrong cables for their iphone.
>>768668046
Lost
>>768670074
keepin it 100 fam
>>768669222
6 foot is only average for men in Scandinavia
it's 5'10 for a lot of other first world nations and much lower for the rest
>tfw when she changes your baby cousin in front of you
>>768664620
absolutely disgusting
>tfw your lil niece sits on your lap
>>768672226
>>768671927
>>768671553
>>768664109
I want a ladder in my room too !
Where does that one go ?
>>768672072
The reflection on the tap.
>tfw your daughter trys to get out of the basement
>>768664059
...meh...
>>768670490
meh
>>768672072
oh god it took me some time
>”Son, watch the house while me and you father goes out.”
>”Spend some time with the dog and have a peanut butter sandwich.”
Hot n fresh OC
>>768668046
I've tried damn near every antidepressant under the sun, but I somehow missed this one.
I'm dead-ass going to ask my psychiatrist to put me on this next time I go, and I'll just tell her it's because I hear it can help with my MDD and trichotillomania.
God damn I hope I get the yawning orgasms.
>>768672960
>>768669222
It's 5'9.5"
>>768664620
Haha gotta love Russia.
It makes the chaviest parts of the UK look positively advanced.
>>768672437
pussy
>>768664059
die
>>768673300
>>768670704
uhh, yep
>>768664059
>
nut
>>768673578
>>768670011
the driver was an alcohol
>>768670119
He needed medical help after falling 4 feet
>>768674418
LMAOAOAOAOAOAOA
>>768673811
>>768674418
pffffffffffffffff
>>768666966
>using superior firefox with black theme
Ah, a fellow man of taste.
>>768664059
FUCKER
>>768669650
Same thoughts :D
And >instant not even a sorcery at this power lvl
>>768669892
How much of a beta virgin do you have to be to down someone for doing something they like.
Don't you have the balls to do what you like?
>inb4 But it's a nerdy kids game mimimimi
>>768666410
omfg
>be me
>30 year old overachiever
>pothead/alcoholic
>hang out with dad a lot
>get pen to smoke cbd oil
>get cbd oil
>hanging out with dad
>knockin em back
>hit it exhale
>here dad try this
>whatcha got there lil buddy
>cbd oil
>what's that? like heroin?
>nah weed
>hold the vape to his lips and say just inhale
>press the button and he takes a big ol rip
>coughs just a little
>ho doggie!
>laugh
>lemme get one more
>another rip
>half hour later and he starts talking about his joints not aching and bending his fingers making a fist
>hell ya good for you dad
>next morning we meet at coffee place before work
>son that heroin whooped my butt
>huh?
>realized he was referring to the cbd oil
>(laugh)what it do?
>could barely get out of my chair to go inside and get in bed
>(laugh) ya it's pretty strong. got a lot of thc
>stuff that's in heroin?
>dad it's not heroin
>dayum, alright little buddy cya after work
>i pull up that night to drink a few beers
>he trudges up to the truck pigeon toed scratching his neck
>what's wrong?
>got any of that heroin lil buddy?
>sure dad
>same routine
>next morning at the coffee place
>morning dad
>damn i gotta lay off them opiates
my dads trying to convince himself he's a heroin addict now
>>768670216
>Card game for kids
>violent art
>card value with nice +200$ price tag each
Basically good for kids
>>768667648
Laughed harder at your reply
>>768670490
Kek why the fuck did I lose to this?
>>768670490
wtf is this even meant to be
>>768674708
>dad it's not heroin
>got any more of that heroin son?
>sure dad
Fuckkin love this story and you and your dad. Got any more?
>>768674418
this is ylyl
>>768673004
I can relate
>>768664182
>>768672960
thanks doc
>>768675327
EDGY
D
G
Y
>>768664059
Faggot
>>768675327
is the rat okay?
>>768673159
have you tried idk going outside or something loser
>>768672047
I don't know how should I feel, but I recognise him.
>>768674708
Fuckin cool i need a dad kek
>>768664059
I have a saved immunity doggo from last time so fuck you
>>768664059
Lost. Thanks you anonymous
>>768669003
>>768670204
cringe
>>768666410
well played, disgusting faggot, well played...
>>768675327
>haHAA, so edgy!
>Gif related, its you!
>>768675327
Never in my life i thought i would see a mousey get vlad.
>>768675597
yes
>>768675839
Hey! I'm not that fat..
>>768663697
Crazy i live in arlington
>>768671087
ayyy lmao
>>768664059
wouldn't be mad if it was a good story
>>768675669
>know it's a 'him'
Nice try, fur fag
>>768670216
>also I have sex on a regular base
First second and third are all pretty regular man, can you clarify? I'd pick first base in softball because they use those double size safety bases and there's more room on it for fucking
>>768672047
savd
>>768671004
I loved her in the new star wars films.
>>768675905
I don't know, your mirror does not lie.
>>768666410
>)
xd
>>768673449
>pussy
Go bother someone else, Ivan
>>768664059
pls
>>768666410
pls
>>768670346
wild apes in the jungle mating
>>768668348
Would be funny if dude had micro dick
>>768663778
If this dude is slaying pussy, what's your excuse?
>>768676860
HOLY SHIT NEVER THROUGH OF THAT SMALL DICKS SHOULD ALWAYS BE IN MY THOUGHTS TOO ECKS DEEEEE
>>768669222
You're dumb, and I think the average male height is 5'10.
>>768677037
LOL, Manlet detected. It's 6 foot dumass
>>768668929
Source or you're full of bullshit
>>768677037
The 'tallest' countries in the world are all white (nordic) and 6' is the tallest average height in any of them. The Global height average is 5'11".
>>768676170
LOOOLLLLLLL
>>768677184
Average height in the US is 5'8".
But dont let facts get in the way of your failtrolling.
>>768664059
Nigger
>>768677406
>fail trolling
>being so triggered by the truth that you claim to be taking shitty bait
>the absolute state of manlet
>>768668000
i don't get it
>>768677250
Well he's still dumb for not realizing that the guy is clearly a dwarf and that's the point of the joke.
>>768677406
I think you're having two different arguments. He's probably referring to the average height of men who reproduce
>>768663778
The beat part about this is all the faggots who miss the joke
>>768670490
Git ya jalopy riddy... It cummin
>>768664598
Smiled
>>768666853
Yup. Lost.
>>768675616
lolll
>>768663804
i don't get it
>>768666966
kek
>>768677586
Poster from Moldova acting like having a "town rapist" is a normal, relatable thing.
Joke is that it reflects poorly on Moldova.
>>768673004
Top zozzle
>>768664598
It worked lol
Tis is too much to take am an hero now
>>768664109
קורנליוס האיום
>>768666966
you had to check how to screenshot?
>>768664059
Cuunt
>>768664059
>>768669650
Shrekt
>>768664059
xtzjcttttttz
>>768666410
himn ,m.,m,.bnm.-,n,-.n,-.n,-.,.-n,.-n,.-,.-.-,-.,.-,
>>768670346
How many layers of pants does he wear?
>>768668431
Hush, manlet.
>>768664059
Die
>>768677572
The bigger you are the more of your brain you dedicate to muscle/motion.
Look at stephen hawking, he was proof of this. He couldn't move and used all that extra brainpower to be smart and shit.
Taller=dumber
Post one really tall scientist that is actually renowned.
>Protip you can't
>>768666966
laughing out loud
>>768669892
What the fuck is wrong with corduroy and sweater vests you fucking incel? Get back to /fa/g and don't forget to pair your Doc Martens with a matching cocklock you imbecilic loser.
>>768664059
> >mfw your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post no immunities
Good. Can she still die even though I reply to your post?
>>768670490
THATS HOT
>>768664109
at least its not banana
>>768666966
>how do I screenshot
................................ .g .gfh.esgsdgf sdf
>>768679211
You son of a bitch. I keep telling you to stop posting her until you have a picture of her butt hole! I'm so fucking mad right now.
>>768664620
lost top kek
>>768679448
You want to see her butt hole, why?
>>768663778
i'm guessing it was suppose to be 3'8''
>>768668929
> imagine going from Africa to Canada
I mean, they deserve it if they got that far on a boat.
>>768679517
why not?
>>768664059
Fuck you
>>768664059
ban this fucker for life
piece of shit douchebag.
and people wonder why /b/ is such a shit hole.
>>768664059
>>768664534
>>768666715
>>768668094
tfw you read some autistic shit and is skeptical but don't want to take any chances so you reply with "fuck u" to not seem like a fag
>>768671087
Ayy lmao egg
>>768679624
no, those numbers are correct
>>768670870
>>768677205
>>768669163
People are fans of whining about our prime minister without actually knowing what's going on.
>>768679517
Because I'm a fucked up individual. We're on 4chan, mate, what do you expect?
>>768668929
I was working 50 hour weeks in a warehouse and making less than half that amount a month. This infuriates me.
>>768679637
>>768679791
if you want it to fap no problem
>>768671421
I think you need to calm down a little bit there nigger.
>>768669994
kok
>>768673004
i receive around 30 of this in a daily basis
>>768679891
Lol newfag it's called ''kek'' not ''kok''
>>768679864
Post away
>>768675327
i think it doenst like anal
>>768679946
If by definition kek is called kek, then kok is not kek, therefore you cant say he spelt kek wrong because he said kok.
>>768668929
If this is true, and I doubt it is, Canadians are retarded.
>>768664109
Why was this even made?
>>768679962
>>768663697
>i think, i found a bug! or...?
>>768668000
kekd
>>768666966
6/10 if you did that on purpose
10 if you didn't
>>768679854
You're retarded.
>>768680073
Butt hole. Not just ass.
>>768663697
>>768674708
>>768663697
lolz
>>768671421
>Never had steak and eggos.
Try living bro.
>>768670490
Wtf is wrong with that dick?
>>768671134
Holy shit, what show is this? is it real?
>>768680227
>>768666410
Name?
>>768680380
u dun know ur mums naem?
>>768680218
Why do you say that? Is it a fake news article?
>>768664059
>>768667099
> When you and a friend are drunk af at a party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJtYTPspH8
>>768668929
Yep I used to work 50 hours a week in the USA to make under 20k a year.
Protip: Scam the system, take all benefits, and leave the country. Just like the political parasites.
>>768676458
Why are beagles so based
Especially fat old ones
>>768680227
You see what I mean never satisfied. You ask for butthole, I give to you and I throw in pussy and my cock, not even a thank you
>>768680239
glad you liked it bud.
>>768680846
Could've done without the the dick, but cheers
>>768680930
Ok bud lol
