C-Celeb Thread: The M-Mistress dances, th-the alphas l-laugh and all the b-betas bow...
>>768547054
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>>768547226
stutter niggerstutter nigger?
>>768547441
a-a-a-a-a-a-and b-b-b-b-bread b-b-b-b-b-biscuit b-b-b-betas in a g-g-g-g-g-gay f-f-f-for f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fag p-p-pay th-th-th-thread
M-My m-m-mistress Emma R-Roberts i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
>>768547612
so, where you want me to touch you?
Wew lad best celeb thread ever! s-s-s-s-s.age
M-My mistress Victoria i-i-i-is a v-v-v-very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I'm a-a-a very l-l-l-lucky manlet b-beta t-t-to have a-a-an alpha w-w-woman like h-h-h-her...
>>768548381
did you win?
>>768548019
>>768548411
A-Allow m-me t-t-to express m-m-my great p-pity at th-the m-many m-m-men inhabiting th-these th-threads w-w-who d-d-do n-n-n-not have a-a-a beautiful w-w-woman who c-c-cares o-o-one bit about them...
>>768548411
FFuckk off yyyou ttwat
>>768548464
T-They w-w-wouldn't c-c-care if these p-p-poor souls g-g-get lost i-in the w-w-wilderness and d-d-die f-f-f-from exposure a-a-a-and w-w-wild beasts...
>>768547054
and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way
>>768548640
>>768548682
speaked wike a twoo cewebwity
>>768548504
I-I-I can u-understand th-the f-f-frustrations o-o-of the p-poor unfortunate m-m-men who h-h-have n-n-not a-a-a beautiful w-w-woman in their l-lives g-g-good sir...
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>>768548804
only if they know it's you.
>>768548828
>>768548640
F-F-Forgive m-m-me for p-p-possessing a-a-a woman m-most m-m-men can only dream ab-ab-about h-h-having g-good sirs...
>>768548856
>>768548856
Oh no, you can't get your daily dose of every fucking image that's posted every 3 goddamned hours you cringey US Magazine reading cunt.
Kill Yourself. Zero joke. Not kidding in the least. Go into your parents medicine cabinet and swallow every single pill you can get your hands on and crawl into the tub to die you useless douchebag.
>>768548779
>organic cotton scuba ribs
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
>>768548935
what's us magazine?
I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, /b/ is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become
>>768549003
>what's us magazine?
>>768549003
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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f-f-ast Mi-s-s-st--tt-t-t-t-ress Em-m-ma W-aa--ttson
>>768549714
>>768549714
slow doggo down he's too fast, man
i knew "allahu akbar" means "allah is good" but i wasn't sure if "allahu" was the whole "allah is" part so i checked and i was right but i was wrong about "allaha" being "allah isn't"
>>768550735
>>768552126
You're just posting for youself at this point
>>768554470
>>768554470
my mouse has one of those braided wires and it started scraping against the corner of my keyboard when i clicked on this but i didn't know what the sound was and it freaked me out for a second.
kek this thread looks destroyed
>>768554981
Yes but you saved it, more of her
>>768554981
I'd suck a turd out of her ass.
>>768555048
>>768555083
>>768555481
She's getting posted a lot lately and i think i'm starting to get the appeal
>>768555593
samefag>>768555481
>>768555639
Dumb fuck at least go through the effort of checking for samefag
Yeah, this thread is dead. Let me restart it with my favorites, and if you don't like it, post your own, faggo. Thread's slow.
>>768556199
>>768556217
Happy Mother's Day!
>>768556184
I really wanna cum on her...
>>768556272
Oh shit, you're right. I should have a mothers day fap in her honor.
>>768556298
She's made for it.
>>768556344
And I know I probably shouldn't which just makes it hotter tbh.
>>768556417
You shouldnt? Why not?
>>768556474
Oh it's a very lewd thing to want to just cum on someone like that.
But fuck, every time I see her I instantly get hard and want to do it. Even now i'm diamonds in my pants.
>>768556540
I work with a girl that looks just like her.
>>768556585
receptionist?
>>768556585
Lucky bastard. I think she's cute as hell.
>>768556565
While it's not the same for me, I definitely understand where you're coming from.
>>768556797
>>768556662
Nah, restaurant work.
>>768556679
She's pretty much the spitting image of her to the point where I was doing double takes and she gets called Trainor by everyone new.
>>768556741
How is it for you? Cause from where I'm sitting it's diamond city.
>>768556869
Niiice. I hope she understands its quite rhe compliment!
>>768556909
Oh, same here. I just would rather cum in her than on her.
>>768557093
Ah, we're no so different after all.
>>768557036
She hated it at first but now she embraces it. I think she's her go to karaoke artist now.
>>768557230
Not where it matters most, it seems!
>>768557264
>tfw no trainor lookalike gf
They're out there at least! There's hope!
>>768557856
>>768557859
I want fuck
Wew
>>768557879
I know that feel.
Hey all
>>768557956
>>768557986
Greetings, dadfu
>>768558034
How are you?
>>768557956
Snap my dick off in that ass
https://www.change.org/p/nbc-renew-timeless-for-season-3
>>768558113
I'm aight. Too tired and not ready to work tomorrow morning. You?
>>768557916
Wew indeed
>>768557430
For such a fashionable woman she chooses strange dresses sometimes
>>768558126
It'd be an honor.
>>768558287
Bust a thick load in that fat ass.
>>768558157
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=453222344
>>768558346
Nice I just might sign that petition
>>768558335
Like you wouldnt believe.
>>768558387
Fill her up. Make it leak down her thighs.
>>768558184
>>768558163
I am tired too but already at work
>>768558483
she looks ready to get fucked
