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>>768525381
I like to analyze my friends' behavior until I start seeing patterns, upon which I can prettymuch predict what they're going to say to certain things. Once I reach this point I start to develop severe cabin fever with them, because they have nothing new to bring out and I have to look for some new people in my life.
Same goes for my partners (two so far), but more severe. I keep myself in check, but I tend to learn their patterns and use it to manipulate them. Once they notice, I use the same patterns to verbally dismantle their confidence to the point of them seeking medical help.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I do that teeth clicking to the rhythm of music thing all the time. Probably why a couple of my teeth have weird grooves in the back from grinding against each other.
>>768525709
you're either a sociopath or edgy. probably just edgy.
>>768525381
It's okay, I'm the same
Is there a feeling of apathy most times?
>>768525844
a sociopath wouldnt be able to find the patterns
>>768525709
you are a psychopath
Im constantly cracking my neck, back, elbows and hands. I also do the teeth and breathing to songs. When im on my pc if i notice that i move too many times in one direction i have to make circles in the opposite direction or i actaully hurt all over my body. I have a wierd thing i do when i blink hard to explain.
I can't/won't tear things open with my hands. I always use scissors to open packaging.
Everything in the kitchen; ramen packets, salad bags, chocolate wrappers, potato chip bags has to be opened with scissors. And always a precise clean 90° angle cut.
There have been times I've wanted something but no scissors handy, so it wasn't eaten. I'm trying to not be so obsessive about it though
>>768525709
life will not be kind to you. kys
I usually go through the things I said in recent conersations trying to see if I sounded stupid or awkward in any way, once i find something I'll go through my head looking for ways I could make myself not sound stupid, usually by looking for ways to change the wording of the phrases i used so it doesn't sound so weird.
Also, when I'm bored/ tired I usually come up with "hypothtical" conversations with with strangers in my head, describing stuff of my everyday life, like my current thoughts, the way I see the people I know and those types of things, in overly detailed ways (kinda like what I'm doing rn but much worse).
>>768525476
For what moron.
>>768525381
I spend 10-15 minutes looking myself in the mirror before going outside. Not really because I'm nervous, it's just an OCD thing, I guess.
Sauce on that image?
>>768525709
Discovering another person's traits is just heightened mimicking and not necessarily emotional clarity. The fact that you would use these patterns for your own gain is psychopathy at its finest.
>>768527395
Sorry friend, sadly, I'm saucless.
Me 2. Sometimes i fuck my gf in my sleep and wake up half way through,
If a shit is too hard to push out I'll shove some fingers up there and fish it out. I learned it from a gorilla.
>>768525381
damn these bitchs looks young
>>768528337
Only if you're used to looking at worn out 40 year housewives and granny porn.
>>768528647
mmh not especially
>>768527611
I saw a group of /x/philes discussing this.
I'd gander it has something to do with the corruption of innocence. I was told to meditate but I was never one for that.
>>768525381
I do the sex thing too. I dunno why. I barely even remember half my sexual encounters, just flashes of images, really. It’s odd.
>>768528947
I could see it. I'm into pretty kinky sex too, so I think vanilla fucking just doesn't really do it for me anymore. If i'm going to just have regular sex, might as well cut the middleman and crank it myself. Takes 1/10th the time, all I have to worry about is myself, and I don't have to deal with another person talking.
>>768525381
this would be so awesome if they were shitting
>>768529951
Lol gross bro
>>768529469
I think that it has something to do with pedophilia and commitment. I see the fools on /b/ and imagine a cesspool of what I'm not.
I think that cause I can't relate to any of it, except the pedophilia part. And its gross, I know, but I'm past lolis now.
I'm more in the melancholy phase.
>>768525381
I click my teeth occasionally. I pee songs like jingle bell with my pee by squeezing and releasing the tip. I rarely change the sock on my left foot.
>>768527611
Where the fuck are the mods?
>>768527395
milena d emily bloom
>>768530951
Lol ok summerfag. This pictire is like 17 years old and all the chicks in it are at least 20. Do some research before your autist potato-mind tries to justify it's existence by trying to indicate higher morals.
>>768525381
>breathe or click my teeth to rhythm of song
I do this too, is this bad for the teeth?
>crack my neck everyday
Same.
>I talk to myself out loud
yup..
>fap to doppleganger you know
hnggggg, snapchat is the best for this.
Are you me? Except for a few bits.
>For me.
I tend to mimic intensively other people's behaviors and integrate them into my own databank of personalities. I honestly don't think I have my own personality at this point. For example, my first day at my work, I met this extremely eccentric chick. She was the nerdy type of hot chick that talked about pokemon and zelda and other shit like that all the time. It took me 1 hour to integrate that personality into my own and I instantly started acting like her, going so far as to google some parts of things she talked about to get up to speed enough to talk about.
>>768530951
This image is from the old Light Speed Magazine site from like 2008. I think from L-R is Ally, Taylor Little & Jordan Capri.
>>768531359
If been here since 2011 and iv never seen this before,and dont try to tell me they don't look young af. Anyway good to know that there's nothing particularly fucked up going on here
>>768531757
Cheers good to know
>>768525381
Pasta.
If this is real, we all know you don't have sex.
You're on /b/, faggot.
>>768531880
They don't look young enough to shout "mods" over and over you autistic fuck.
>>768531699
Are we.... Mimics?
>>768531880
you fucking retard
>>768525381
except for your porn-real life thing, I do all of these. Maybe its not weird? Maybe we both are?
>>768525381
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
>>768532094
I don't know. Are we? Maybe we're just lame enough, or too lazy, to form personalities completely based on another person to fit in. Possibly a defense mechanism as to not seem out of place. I call it, social laziness.
When opening a package, always close my eyes and look away from it on the off chance it's an acid bomb
>>768532089
Idk man from the back they look pretty fucking undeveloped and I literally mentioned mods once
>>768525381
So those girls are DEF not 18.
>>768525381
>When having sex, I usually just kind of zone out and don't even focus on the fact I'm having sex until maybe the last 45 seconds.
my /b/rotha
>>768532368
Ur an actual loser gtfo
>>768532368
I agree that looks WAY to pedo. I was kinda put off by it.
So
>MODS
>>768527611
>>768525381
like fuggin... low key cp thread or something? wher eht eufck are the modods???
>>768532606
Blow me faggot
>>768527611
MODS
MODS MODSMDOM
>>768532641
>2641ReportCopy TextHideApply This post Hide replies Make stubDeletePostFilterNameCommentArchivePostName You>>768532368
>I agree that looks WAY to pedo. I was kinda put off by it.
>
the one in the left is a kid who's photos always are passed in kik groups. This is a very subtle cheese thread.
>>768532485
check the watermark in the bottom right corner idiot. It's MetArt. They are USC 2257 compliant and models are all over 18.
MODOMDOMMODSMODSOSMMDOS
>>768532660
Thats what I thought but nah theyr all actaul pornstars apparently which would make sense as this thread still exists
>>768525381
I found a cp site that is still active, once in a while I go there and look at the pics, then freak out and take a shower then go back to church for another month praying I don't go to prison for looking at it.
I repeat this a lot. Reporting the site does nothing.
>>768532872
yeah but the twister one? ?
>>768532831
>passed in kik groups.
and you know this how?
>>768533004
I think it might be ok cos I reported it and its still up and someone was claiming it was from some magazine and said the models in it if you wanna risk reverse image searching it I reackon it will be ok
But idk they definetly look young
>>768532367
It is.
>>768533233
why the fuck are you guys here. I'm all for reporting illegal stuff buy stop screaming like aspie fucks and do your research. first image is metart, the twister image is littered all over the internet, and the full set is hosted on in a thread posted in 2005 on bitoffun.com, whos server is located in the U.S.A.
>>768525381
>Sometimes I'll breathe or click my teeth to the rhythm of a song.
I do this but by moving around liquids in my mouth, it feels like an introverted person's way of whistling
>>768525381
I bite my nails
I always prolong the time before going to shit for as long as possible
I keep hundreds of browser tabs open of shit I never really look at, but get extremely pissed if it doesn't save my session
I can't sleep unless the tv is turned on
whenever there is a mirror I usually make retarded faces
>>768527341
>I usually go through the things I said in recent conersations trying to see if I sounded stupid or awkward in any way
I do that too it's fucking annoying. I wish I could just stop giving a fuck like everyone else.
>>768532368
they are known metart models and if you had been on the internet for more than like a week you knew that's an established and legal softcore website.
>>768525381
Why the fuck did you just describe me in lengthy detail?
>>768534086
This!!!!
I saved the pic and you faggots are making me paranoid.
>>768525381
>> ITT : Weird Habits
>Sometimes I'll breathe or click my teeth to the rhythm of a song.
Same, OP.
>I talk to myself out loud when no one is around.
I do this too but to vent frustration mostly
I was teaching myself to snap with my fingers better and louder and now I do it when I'm nervous or fidgety which is all the time. On the plus side, my snaps are godly and sound like a snare being hit with a hammer.
>>768534086
Im not gonna sit and reaserch whats potentially gonna get me on a list thats the mods job which they have clearly done as its still up so calm it
>>768527341
Honestly relate to this so much.
Whenever I shit, even it was a super clean poop, I have to wash my asshole to feel clean.
I've got one of sinks set into a sideboard, so I get up there, squat backwards, lather up some scented hand soap and clean my asshole. Scented hand soap stops the shit smell on my fingers afterwards.
I just don't feel clean if I don't do that.
>>768525381
I like to peel off the skin from my heel and chew it flat between my front teeth.
>>768532998
>Reporting the site does nothing
You dun fucked up op. 99.9% sure that's a honeypot. Your name is on a list but at the very least as long as you don't download any of the pics your fine. Look at that nasty shit on the deep web and don't fug your life up
>>768536608
>Op
Fuck I dun fucked up. Anon*
>>768532850
>>768532368
>>768530951
>>768525476
Not OP but I remember hearing awhile back that this is not CP, the other one I dont know but another anon says they aint so I trust him.
>>768536608
Nigga my name is on a fuck ton of lists.
>>768525381
>>768536866
Anyone have a link to this set? Or at least a search term that's more than just "metart" to narrow it down?
>>768536866
>I remember hearing
cause it's metart you fucking newfag if you don't know your basic porn sites you shouldn't even be on the interwebz
>>768525381
i have savant-level dreams
gf reports
>randomly sit up with eyes open
>scan room
>close eyes and lie back down
Usually I am conscious in dream-state so it makes me come to the theory my sub conscious could have over ridden the neural lock your brain usually puts in place to restrict your physical body
>>768525991
>>768528947
>>768530433
Where are these from?!
>>768537960
that just sounds like regular sleep walking
>>768537960
Explain son of your best dreams of you could please.
>>768527611
jump into a fire
>>768527611
I do the same thing. But if you can convince her to let you nut in her mid-sex then it becomes much more fun
>>768538292
it's 4 am and i have studied thermo fucknamic fluids for the past 12 hours.
i'll give u the first
>head injury at age of 2, str8 free fall body fall head of side to concrete edge of a fireplace
>in dream
>driving in my dads car
>looking out the window
>sky is vangoughs starry night
>buildings are basic childrens, block with black sqaures for windows
>shades on the street moving but no body
>as the trip progresses the city starts to fill in
>shops, people, faces
>3rd eye sky view of the hospital from above (can remember cause big red H on the top)
>car pulls up to the front
>enter into a hospital- like setting
> go into one room and there is a doctor
>he's playing a computer game
>can remember it being like a 3-D pacman that switched between perspectives of me there and in the game
>get bored and go to waiting room where family is
>elevator that bring free food and tv
>other doors open
>stretcher rolls out
>get on stretcher and room leads to a room with bright lights
never been the same since
>>768525709
Nothing is wrong, you already revealed that your heart is uncorruptable when it tells you it feels bad in this negative influence you mentioned. Obviously, if that feels bad, don't you see a pattern here? You will feel good if you excersize a positive influence.
And if you feel good, you wont be asking questions like, "what the f is wrong with me?"
You'd be more like
"I'm glad I could be of service to you, but it is really you. It's all you man, you made the choice, I simply showed you had a choice."
>>768538649
Sounds beautiful anon, thanks!
>>768530433
wat
>>768537553
>>768538484
if you can make her beg you to nut in her it's even better... My ex wanted a kid so bad she would literally beg me not to pull out and I would pull out anyway... thinking about how bad she wanted me to nut in her gets me fuckin diamonds
>>768532247
underrated post
>>768525709
Yep. I’ve done this with everyone. OCD and stuff. Your dump post cries edgy-virgin. I get it, but you’re not impressing anyone. Get educated, build a career. That’s all people care about kid. Go outside. Take a nice, long walk.
>>768539333
dumb............
Being so new that you think these well-known porn stars are under 18 and not realizing that there are tons of videos and pic sets of all 3 and that anyone over the age of 14 would have seen them hundreds of times.
>Oh 4chan, you are really filled with useless children now.
>>768531699
>I tend to mimic intensively other people's behaviors and integrate them into my own databank of personalities. I honestly don't think I have my own personality at this point. For example, my first day at my work, I met this extremely eccentric chick. She was the nerdy type of hot chick that talked about pokemon and zelda and other shit like that all the time. It took me 1 hour to integrate that personality into my own and I instantly started acting like her, going so far as to google some parts of things she talked about to get up to speed enough to talk about.
sounds like some great super power I wish I could do that. I can only be myself and I hate myself.
>>768527391
for cp dipass are you that fucking retarded?
>>768539362
trips dont lie