Trying to be gay coz lonely as fuck and cant get woman.
went to gay bar last night.
Fuck men smell. No offense to myself and you guys, but men dont have a nice natural smell. Never seen so many men in one place before. Tried to make out with a guy, but it was hard to do. Feeling the prickly hairs as we kissed grossed me out. Cock grosses me out. I dont know how Im going to do it.
How do I get over my disliking of gay sex?
>>768460301
maybe you should stop being such a faggot
Just let them tag team fuck you it will help
>>768460301
This might come as a shocker to you, but you can't turn gay. You are straight son.
t.
Bi guy
>>768460366
but if I stop, then Im gonna be lonely forever. Doesnt help me faggot.
Im sick of loneliness. Women wont date me. Men seem to like me. Men less judemental of my job and low income.
I wish it was just easy to find a guy and kiss him, have sex all that shit. Someone to talk to every night.
The guys I met last night were really nice, but getting that close to them repels me. I just dont like it. But there must be a way to ease myself into it, kind of like getting used to a food that you think is gross, but nutritionous, and then end up loving it.
>>768460653
>But there must be a way to ease myself into it, kind of like getting used to a food that you think is gross, but nutritionous, and then end up loving it.
Traps
>>768460301
Try boys; they smell far less.
>>768460653
why do you think so highly of women lol, most women arent going to have a job or living standards that beat you because theyre common people just like you dont put them on a pedestal just fucking take one its easy
>>768460955
like seriously low income doesnt change shit its probably the fact that you think so lowly of yourself so why would they think highly of you, theres a reason you always see the cocky asshole with girls even though he might not be that well off or the best person they just see how he thinks of himself and go along with him because women are weak minded
>>768460301
>>768460653
Your complete lack of understanding about how human sexuality works is probably a bigger problem than your job and low income.
If you're desperate enough to try gay sex, then seeing a therapist first isn't such a big step.
>>768460301
Men are disgusting. Don't think of it is that you can't get a woman. Just remember you're doing women a huge favor by keeping your disgusting man parts off of them.
I look at my dad and realize the flatulant gross old slob I'll slowly transform into and just spare anyone the discomfort of being around me.
>>768461013
>>768460955
fuckers must be small town ruralfags.
In the city, money is everything. If you dont have it, chicks wont date you
My next plan, if I cant get into my gayness, is to move out to the farmlands and find a nice girl who isnt so materialistic and shit
>>768461042
u cant explain sexuality either, no one can. There's no evidence of it being genetically coded.
>>768461171
i do live in a rural town you just have to have a nice dick down here for them to stay around basically heres all it takes: Work out and not that pussy shit i mean push yourself to atleast feel better if not physically improve, work on your personality and dont just be a fucking cuck believe in yourself, dont be too soft women dont like that shit this whole you giving up thing is why you dont have one right now you havent tried hard enough to better yourself first so they wont notice you, and lastly make yourself a priority because you are the center of your existence so why be a shitty you?
>>768461171
Enjoy 40 minute drives to anything worth doing. No cell service. Shitty internet connection...and your new slack jawed cow of a girlfriend.
>>768461296
it requires a whole lifestyle change to move out there.
I dont know, Ill try dating a few guys, and if it doesnt work out, Ill move out there.
>>768461574
you dont have to move anywhere just talk to the ones around you seriously man just think about it if youre in a city you think that every single woman around you is some high esteem priss?
i guarantee you theres a woman around you that would accept you
>>768460829
This.
because they look more or less like girls and it won't be that gross for you
get aids and die faggot
and take all the other faggots with you
>>768462126
Traps are rare though, he would have more chance of getting a woman
>>768461296
>>768461574
that dude just gave you some golden advice, put sum respek on it
>>768462201
In my area there are a lot of traps and good looking CD... so I can't tell ...
>>768460301
>How do I get over my disliking of gay sex?
You don't! You're not gay, dude.
>>768460301
>Fuck men smell
Pheromones.
You aren't gay, literally aren't. If you were that way inclined, in anyway, then you'd have liked how they smell.
>t. anon whose musk drives fags silly
>>768461042
I want the therapy meme to stop.
>Paying people money to tell you you’re depressed and need to continue paying them to get better.
>>768460493
This, so much this. Op dont be a faggot, leave the gay shit to gays. If you force yourself you will only end more depressed.
>>768460829
/thread
>>768460366
Dubs of truth
You got no prostitutes in your town? I mean seriously why fuck men if you can put your dick into a slut for 30 bucks?
>6
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
>>768460301
Find a thicc juicy trap then get down and dirty stick it in the asshole shave ur butthole rub some dildos in it and continue being a faggot easy
>>768466147
I'll try. Its just so depressing. Having to suck cock just to feel less lonely.
>If this is LARP it's fucking quality.
>If it's not, it's platinum level funny.
OP, women are not that hard to figure out, you're intentionally fooling yourself that your problem is about money (how many strippers are supporting their deadbeat musician boyfriends, etc. etc.)
Your problem is "you". Figure out what your problem is, numbnuts, and you'll do far better.
>>768460301
>Never seen so many men in one place before.
Try majoring in some engineering branch.
>>768466499
Ive been out with several women. As soon as I tell them anyting about myself, I see their body language and facial expressions. So I get an average income, its not that fucking low. They see my car, its just a plain $20,000 car which I got with a loan, Not impressed. Not like im trying to impress them anyway, but fucking hell, Im just a middle class fag, but what shits me, is that THEY ARE TOO. so wtf? Some were even just checkout chicks for fuck sake.
I cook for them, and Im a good cook, but they think Im weird coz apparently men in their lives dont use the kitchen at all except the fridge or something. Thye imply that Im cheap coz I dont take them to a fancy restaurant instead.
I own a samsing 5, u should see their face when they see I dont use an iphone. I tell them Im a linux user, so I go for linux based stuff, and they just nod their head condescendingly.
With gay men, last night, so many men seem to want to be with me. When I talk about stuff I like. Movies, cooking, computers, tech, science, holiday destinations etc. The men I talked to last night were so respectful, they listen to what I say. It was fucking pleasant.
One guy I ended up talking to in private really sweet talked me into trying kissing. Told me how attractive I was. Really made me feel good about myself and that helped me get through the kissing, even though it actually felt gross, and I hate that smell men have.
Nothing like that when Im with a woman. Women make feel so shit about existing.
>>768467053
>dates and talks to cunts
>feels like shit for being around cunts
Nigga stop talking to trash women who think they are owed the world for having a vag. Never treat them like an equal unless they are solely interested. Halfers on meals, dates, anything. Don't go all in until you see progress. The fact you said you cook for them gives up who you are to them too fast, there's no mystery, no point in continuing for them.
>>768467053
Just admit you've been gay all along. I'd rather plow some 2/10 bitch than turn gay.
>>768467357
nothing grosses me out more than seeing another mans cock. But if people can get over gross things and phobias, then why cant someone get over being grossed out by gayness?
Life would be so much easier if I lived the gay lifestyle. More pleasant because gay men treat each other with respect and love. I see the way they interact with each other. So much more friendly and peaceful than heterosexual social circles.
>>768460301
Contrary to popular belief, lack of women doesn't turn people gay. You might *think* you wanna try gay stuff when no girl has given you sex in years... but the second you're near a sexually interested male, your libido will tell you over and over that is wrong. Also body hair and smell, you're right, are turn offs.
I'm bi, but my standards on men are far far far higher than my standards for women. I really like the ultra pretty boys and it's critical that I respect his intellect.... Joe Schmo the blue collar laborer holds no appeal to me.
It's probably very likely that I'll never try gay sex despite having an interest, because there will likely never be someone who's
>up to my standards
>gay
>into me.
But women, I'll pretty bang whatever is offering. I have no standards on women, though I'm trying to do better with that. I was known as "slum lord" for years for that exact reason.
O here.
Just got texted by guy I kissed last night.
Should I continue with this shit or not?
Now its awkward. Coz he's a nice guy, just I dont know anymore. So fucking lonely.
Maybe I should I shd go out with him
He's flirting andall. Wants to know ehn Im going to cook him lasange (I told him its my favorite dish to cook),
next txt is "maybe eggs in the morning" + winky face.
Fuck I dont know.
>>768468105
Carpe diem.
>>768468105
fuck it, Im going for it.
Im going try all of it. Im going all out, anal sex and everything.
its on.
you'll chicken out last minute anyway.
>>768460301
You might just not be into dudes, OP. You're not going to be able to change that.
>>768467053
>I own a samsing 5, u should see their face when
>they see I dont use an iphone. I tell them Im a
>linux user, so I go for linux based stuff, and they
>just nod their head condescendingly.
They’re being condescending since that’s the stupidest reason for picking a phone you could possibly come up with.
>>768460301
Can you keep this thread alive for 2 hours I need to go some where I wanna read all the ahit in this thread when I come bacl
>>768460301
this idea that loads of ugly str8 guys have that gays will want to automatically sleep with you is fucking disgusting. gay men have the same standards, if not higher, than straight men/women.
>>768471413
Not really.
A gay man doesnt give a fuck about what job you have, what car you drive, whether you have heeps of friends, whether you are the kind of person that will protect them, provide for them etc.
A gay man, if he is attracted to you, only cares about whether youre a decent human being, if you have much in common so that you can spend time with them, and if you can hold a conversation (but even if youre a little shy, if the first two criteria are met, theyll be patient for you to come out of your shell).
Gay men are simply much better human beings than women. I think OP will actually go through some self-growth through this relationship. He'll get used to the gay sex, its not that hard to acquire the taste. As long as his partner is patient, and gentle, things will turn out for OP.
>>768460301
>Trying to be gay coz lonely as fuck and cant get woman.
It's probably because you were molested or raped by an adult man.
Or maybe it's you that wants to do the raping and molesting
Either way, it's degenerate as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXGlawiibK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXGlawiibK8
just take the dick and squeel like a piggie. go to a bear club and let them ruin you.
alternately get a little twink and convince him he wants to be a girl, feed him so much soy he grows tits.
a real man would either soy up a twink or fuck the bears
OP here.
Guy from last night is coming over. We had a long chat. He says he really likes me, and never met such a nice kind guy like me. But he's nice, he says we dont have to have sex striaght away, we can just cuddle and take it from there.
He's so nice. fuck. Im going for it guys. Full on gaytown.
>>768472139
put soy in his drink and convert him to a trap.
you can do it op
>>768471834
Why would u take it to that level?
Fuck did I do to you? Maybe you see CMs everywhere, coz you yourself were damaged. Not everyone is a ped u asshole.
>>768472215
will almond milk work? I have no soy
My hearts fucking beating right now.
I dont know if I want to suck cock. Maybe let him suck me though. Nervous.
Would it help if I smoked some weed?
>>768472240
i dont think so. just feminise him and then you actually turn into trap fucking masterrace
>>768461042
This. OP won't be happy with anyone until he gets his shit together.
>>768461257
Except for all of the evidence.
>>768472905
the way he talks to me tho, its like he's turning me into a trap. And it feels nice, warm, protected. He's a real gentleman. I just wish I have the sexual attraction to follow through on this feeling
fuck a fat chick
>>768473770
they are the loudest insceure horrible pieces of shit. They're professional victims.
>>768473664
do you know if he is a top or a bottom? i personally wouldnt transition to being a trapcause degeneracy but i advise soyinghim up
Been going down the same road as op for quite some time now. Women have never shown any interest in me. I think I was watching "Lock Up" when it came to me; when men are not around women, they naturally turn to each other for sexual gratification. So I decided to start watching gay porn. I started small and increased the amount over time. I am at the point where the porn arouses me now, but after I cum, I can't look at it because I am so turned off. I am afraid if I took the chance and met up with a man, as soon as I cum, the whole experience would be over with.
>>768474471
Whats top/bottom?
Is it about who's on top during sex, or about pitcher/catcher?
I wouldnt know anyway, just met him last night
>>768474471
Also, if Im going gay, I may as well be open minded to trapping.
Whats involved? Suiting up in girl panties and make up? I'll try it if he wants me to. I feel less depressed knowing I have someone to talk to tonight. I actually have company for the first time in years.