What's the sluttiest thing you've done? Gay or straight...
>be me, 18mtf, pre-hrt, summer after graduating
>was only openly bi guy in friend group, just a kinny guy who dressed slightly fem and was flamboyant af
>was at a party at a friend's house
>another girl im friends with shows up with a big group, mostly people we know but a few we don't. one really cute guy was with them
>i'm playing a drinking game, forget what it's called but it's like flip cup mixed with beer pong
>he's sitting on the couch and im in front of him, but facing away from him
>look back a few times and catch him just deadlock staring at my ass
>I was wearing those super expensive buckle jeans with the jewels and fancy ass pockets but I was wearing a pair of the girl's ones, think they were miss me idk i dont wear that shit anymore
>every time ball would fall off table, instead of couching, i would like knees-locked bend ovver to pick it up
>every time, he'd be staring at my ass
>go up to girl who knows him and ask her what his deal is "totally keeps checking me out"
>she tells me she doesn't know him, that he's a friend of one of her guy friends, just that he's older and gay
>jackpot.jpg
>go sit next to him after game's over, tell him I have vodka ask if he wants to do shots
>we take pulls from my bottle and i start to get really drunk and a little touchy
>learn that he's a junior at one of the local colleges, just got out of ltr
>so my friends house has a basement but it was like his dad's man cave, nobody was allowed down there
>I tell him that im going to the basement and i "dont want him to follow me" but i tried to say it drunkenly seductively
>i go down and am waiting for him
>5 min go by and he's not there
>walk up to door and walk out and look at him and do a "come here" motion with my finger
>he follows and i take him to the couch, i undo my jeans and bend over the couch, pull my jeans down just below my ass and pull out a condom and put it on top of my ass and just say
>"mount me"
drank cum out of a used condom once with a straw i took out of a mcdonalds cup
>>768234326
> ex gf and I did anal 4 or 5 times in over 7 years.
> One of these times, I pounded in her ass and fucked her with a cucumber in her pussy.
> friend came for super one day after
> We had steaks and salad.
> I recycled that cucumber let undamaged and peeled the flesh
> Good salad.
> I told him the other day
> He wasn't mad.
>25m, was bicurious, went on grindr
>found this older guy, told him i wanted to do head only
>told me he had a friend over that liked to watch, only watch, wouldn't join in
>said that's fine
>go over there and it was like a party, there was like 7 guys there all fooling around with eachother
>got hyphy on whisky and did a little molly
>ended up sucking them all, they took turns
>later on, one of them came behind me and pulled my shorts down
>started eating my ass, felt him start to rub his head on my ass
>told em i dont do anal
>he didn't stop, i just let it happen
>they took turns fucking me, idk how many of them even used condoms fuck i was so fucked up that i didn't care
>ended up swallowing like 3 loads and took two in my ass and the other guys came on the others
>18m gay
>staid at aunt and uncles one summer
>uncle was always super creepy, closet gay
>used to always wear these running pants no underwear that were basically leggings cause they were comfy, similar to pic related
>one day, i go into tv room and he's watching tv and i go in and am like "remember when i was like 5 and you always used to do that 'the horse goes clippity clop' thing with me"
>he's like yeah, and i'm like "im probably too big for that now but i remember it was really fun"
>walk out the room, couple days later, he's in kitchen eating and i go to make a sandwich
>take a fake selfie and see him in background eyes locked on my ass
>later on, he's watching tv again and Im like "would it be weird to ask you to do the horse thing?"
>he said yeah, but I sat down on his leg anyway
>he does it and he's got his hands on the side of my hips, as he's doing it, he rubs my thigh a little
>i pretend to lose my balance and brace myself by putting my hand on his crotch, he's rock hard
>get up and am like "wow that brought back some good memories, thanks uncle troy"
>leave the room say im gonna take a nap
>im in the guest bed which is next to their room, few min later hear him go in and hear bed squeaking.
>>768234675
was my roommate's condom i found in the bathroom after he had sex with his gf
>>768234326
>Relationship ended when she found a bunch of ancient gay shit in my PC and I was forced to tell her I am bi.
>She left, fucked a bunch of guys same night, she came back for a day and we hatefucked.
>Gave her Chlamydiae and never told her.
>She blamed her new bf when she found out.Came back to me for it. Married.
Good shit.
>>768236724
To clarify, I'm the one that fucked a bunch of dudes. My badoo went wild that weekend. She just cried at her gay friends house high as balls asking him how he didn't know.
>>768234326
let 3 guys, 2 trans (m2f) and 5 chicks use and abuse my body at an orgy/gang-bang party held by one of my friends.
not something i did but my gf went to a friends bachelorette party
were at a bar and he sent me a snap video of some random guy doing a shot from her friend, the bride to be's, crotch
pulled her skirt up and put glass in between thighs, guy grabbed it with mouth and shot it, then spread her legs and started licking her pussy, she didn't stop him
vid was like 30 sec long or rather multiple 10 sec vids
guess they all got kicked out of the bar for it
husband to be never found out about it
>GF is a cuckqueen
>find POF side chick and tell her im single
>in a fake relationship with her, she falls for me
>bring her over just to fuck
>recently got GF to "walk in" on us
>later convinced her to do a threesome
>shes into it
AMA i guess
Story about my teen mom I fucked coming up
>>768237838
teen mom story
>be 5 years ago
>Chat up girl on CL
>17 Y/O who is looking for a BF (AoC in my state is 16)
>Chat and sext a bit
>Agrees to have a date
>Day of date she says he needs a ride to her mom's work
>Tell her sure but I would since we're meeting up early for our date, we should skip to the end of the date early
>basic slut agrees
>go to her place and pick her up
>did I forget to mention she's a newly single mother of a 1 mo. old?
>she brings her baby on her fuck-date
>Take her to an empty house on the rental market that I had keys to
>she sets her crying kid in the other room
>gets dicked on the floor
>afterward I don't feel like driving an hour to drop her off
>leave her at the house in a shitty neighborhood and tell her to call a friend for a ride.
tl;dr - Fucked a single teen mom on the first date in exchange for a ride and then ditched her in the ghetto
>>768234335
well? dont stop there
>>768238271
>he wanted head first so I scoot back and tell him to sit down
>he pulls down his jeans and goes to pull his boxers down and i sexily try to pull em down with my teeth
>didnt work out, ended up just pulling them off
>gave him head for a few min, felt him grow n my mouth
>put condom on with my mouth, tell him to spit on my ass for lube
>he does, slides into me slowly
>fucks me harrd af for like 30 min, i came in 10 but he kept going and i almost came a second time
>tells me he's about to cum, tell him i want it in my mouth, he starts busting in my ass and i pull away and quickly turn orver and put my mouth in it
>get a small amount in my mouth but most of it went either in my ass or on the couch/floor and a drop or two landed on my shirt when i was turning over
>leave the cum stairs on friend's dad's couch
>pull my undies and jeans back up, clean his cock off with my mouth
>we go back to party and keep drinking and stuff
>throughout the rest of the night, i can feel cum leaking out of my ass
>keep playing drinking games and stuff
>people start to leave, i was crashing there and he drove himself so he said he'd crash too
>fell asleep with my head on his chest
>woke up in middle of am, couldn't fall back asleep so I pulled him out of his boxers and gave him head while he slept
>he stayed asleep for the majority of it, heard him snoring, every so often a grunt or two
>woke up and put his hand on my head, somewhat forceful deepthroat, he came in my mouth, said "thanks" and then fell back asleep
>i jerked off with his cum still swishing in my mouth and came, then sucked him for a few more min and went back to sleep
>woke up and he was gone, never got his number or heard from him again
>went in bathroom to shower and pulled off my undies and there was just a bunch of dry cum from what leaked out of my ass
>>768238271
>>768238952
I forgot to mention this part but he was the first guy i'd been with that told me to call him daddy. This was before all the memes and how every girl calls her bf daddy so I hadn't heard it before and i did it and it was just like goosebumps down my spine it was so hot. Pretty sure that's why i came so fast, just getting fucked and calling him daddy and him digging his nails into my ass cheeks fucking me.
God im getting horny just thinking about it.
bump
I told a girl I like her once
>>768240689
Get out of here, whore
You're too intense for this thread
>>768239456
I'm not. Some bedazzled ads queer kid fucking up a dude's man cave. YOU GO BACK AND CLEAN THAT COUCH!
>>768240744
i wouldnt mind cleaning his dad's cock now. i developed a kink for older guys ;)
>>768234326
Nothing because I'm not a fucking degenerate.
I mean I sucked a dick once, but it was college, so it doesn't really count
>>768234326
a homosex threesome. i dont like those anymore. no sense in splitting affections or being a home wrecker in any sense
>>768241412
42 yo fit hung guy here
How into older guys are you?
>>768241567
i say "daddy" when i have an older cock in my throat
>>768238952
hot. anybody uncut? who was bigger? read this if you are a fraidy cat when it comes to muh male gender. you even did ass to mouth and nothing happened. just better than normal orgasms i'd imagine. men smell and look great. nom. hand egg and bro jobs. nothing better. grab me a beer bitch. what else is he going to say other than "ok"? what would a woman say? DID YOU MOW THE LAWN YET FAGGOT
>>768241701
Dude. what?
>>768240744
the fuck are you saying gyno ridden twinkle toes
>i eat used tampons for breakfast
not cum stains! i dont produce any of those myself as a castrated effeminate woman enabling eunuch. cum is gross. i like snot and yeast infections better. breast milk too. im not a professional and fat babby. not at all
>>768241806
mofos gon mofo
>>768241622
You like being used like a slut? ;)
Currently looking for someone to play with without holding back.
>>768241836
nevermind. i didnt see the mtf part
>>768241852
To an extent. I like being used, yeah. But your tone seems like you wanna do some rapey shit. Not into that
>>768241701
lol, take your fuckin meds
>>768242238
yeah. im delusional. half the NFL is naked together as we speak. but im a fantastical fairy. i dont hit on anybody. i just wait for you noballed cucks to come to me with your limp biscuit games and stuff
>>768242331
>limp biscuit
NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME
>>768242451
Just think about it...
I fucked my boss.
>>768234326
After a breakup with a girl I had way too strong of feelings for I dedicated a year to fucking anyone willing to take dick.
>Be me last year
>Just a High school chick
>Emotional bad place with current boyfriend
>sexually deprived and wanting some fun
>Have a classmate that always hits on me
>He has an obsession with my boobs like hardcore
>Ask to hang out with him this weekend
>He was excited "Where at?"
>I choose the forst by the bike trail
>Talk for a bit, walking, drinking soda
>He starts getting touchy feely
>Shoves his tongue down my throat an shit
>Kid sucks at kissing
>Lead him deep into the forest
>He slips his hand down my pants
>Fake moan. I swear this kid might be a virgin
>Remove his hand and drop to my knees
>Pull out his semi hard dick
>SmallAsFuck.jpg
>Able to put the whole thing in my mouth and suck for awhile
>Not even bothering to put effort into it
>Get bored
>Take off my pants and lay in the dirt
>Spread legs and tell him to hurry
>He's thrusting and enjoying the hell out of it
>I can barely feel him in me
>Fake moans to the extreme
>Finally "I'm about to come"
>Wrap my legs around him and pull him down
>Moving my hips in time harder
>He freaks out a little and tries to fight me
>Manage to roll us over so I'm on top
>Ride the hell out of his small dick
>He's digging his fingers into my hips
>"Anon no get off" he moans
>Shove my tongue in his mouth
>He grips me hard
>Take him fully in me as he pumps me full
>I have a huge cream pie fetish
>He looks at me with pure pleasure and fear
>I barely say anything to him. Just clean up and go
>Stop talking to him in class
>He just moved away this year
>I fucked a guy on the forest floor and only enjoyed his cream lol
>>768242651
haha fag
>>768242671
Let me guess; no matter how many voids you filled with your cock, that void in your heart could never be filled. amirite?
>>768242671
Similar but an ex dumped me cause i wouldn't give head. Spent next like 3 months sucking every guy who wanted my mouth. Watched bj porn, practiced techniques. Hit up ex, asked to meet up and talk, he was already seeing another girl. he came over, i pushed him onto my couch, pulled off his pants and gave him the dirtiest, sloppiest bj he's ever had. He came in like a min. Told me he still loved me, wanted to be with me, would dump his new gf, etc.
I said well you should've told me what was bothering you instead of dumping me cause you'll never have this mouth on you again. Made him leave. Sent his new gf vid I took of me sucking him. She dumped him.
This happened two years ago and he still hits me up once a week. I blocked him on snap, insta, cell phone, FB and he keeps making new socials just to dm me.
>be me
>be 29, drifter
>hospital waiting room, got lumbar puncture tomorrow
>hospital's out of town
>sleep in waiting room
>foreveralone.jpeg
>door to rooms opens
>rich and old patientfag comes out red robe. 70ish.
>fucker is obviousy not allowed to be outside of bed
>the old man sees me lying next to the vines bench
>crooks up next to me
>starts staring suggestively
>i scratch my dreads, wtf man
>he starts talking french. I don't get much, but i have a feeling he might not be amongst us tomorrow.
>ok i get the deal. I am the chosen. It is my purpose.
>grabs my hand, we go to the men's room. security is sleeping.
>we enter. unzip leather jacket
>apparently there is no time. geezer sits on toilet
>starts feeling me up
>he's smooth as hell ill give you that
>yanks muhdeek out of pants
>starts doing his job
>demgums.jpg
>feel liike a milion bucks.
>almost lose when i focus on his wedding ring.
>imagine his poor wife worried he might not wake up tomorrow
>geezer knows his job starts fullhard gumblast.
>i cum buckets.
>a long stare
>geezer gets back to senses,
>must go back to his room, must be high stakes poker with death for him
>says something flattering in french and leaves in a hurry
> lament the departure, return in the plant waiting room and fall asleep
>tfw I might have been this guys last blowjob
pic unrelated
>>768243195
Why wouldn't you give him head in the first place?
Also, share the video?
I once entirely farted
>>768242929
She was a woman.
Was trying to build up the courage to whore myself out on Craiglist but that got shut down. Thanks America
>>768243684
kik?
>>768234326
>be me, 17
>still bi curious
>after months of talking to another guy who wanted me really bad
>"i will give you better blowjobs than any girl"
>after a while i finally gave in and we got in his car and went to a local park.
>gives me one of the best bjs i have had. dude didnt joke
>accidentally cum in his mouth
>"thanks for warning me."
>he spits
>my turn to succ
>start going to town, its my first time.
>hes throughly impressed
>tells me he is going to cum soon.
>i keep sucking
>says i shouldnt have cum in my mouth for my first time
>fuck that shit, im going all in. i want to have my mouth filled
>pops a mad load into my mouth
>I swallow and keep sucking.
>he gets hard again while i keep going.
>let him pound my ass in the back seat like the slut i am.
havent had an experience like that since. really glad i did. I love cum in my mouth.
>>768243745
why lol
>>768243861
cuz i wanna hear what youd offer..
>>768243896
nah
>>768243896
actually what are you offering exactly
>>768243584
That's even worse, fag
>>768243843
You must feel really proud of yourself, straight-anon.
have you looked up for such pleasures in the recent past?
>>768243843
honestly wish I didn’t have a gf so I could do this every week at college
>>768243684
What country? Australia has a few good alternatives
>>768244392
kik me loverofallover
fucked this bitch who had a bf at the time
I actually didn't intend to, she just kept trying harder and harder as she drank more and more, also I was baked as shit
eventually she was literally grabbing my hand and putting it on her ass and shit like that, plus my flatmate looked jelly so why not
feel kinda bad for the dude she cheated on but considering how she was acting it wasn't gonna last anyway
also she got me into biting, heh
>>768244598
USA
>>768244617
don’t have it in my phone right now and don’t have wifi to install it
>>768234326
Am male. When I was 18 I worked in a hotel as a porter (Bell hop). A guest offered me $200 to blow him.
I'm sorry but that was a shit load of money eleven years ago.
In college, this was the last day of my semester. During the semester I got into alcohol, then into pot, then into dick. I think the number of men who fucked me over the last three months is around 19, but I was faded for most of it, so I could be wrong. It got so bad my bed dug holes into the floor of the door room from all the bouncing on top of it.
https://imgur.com/a/MnW3CNz
Imgur since files too big and I can't figure out compression.
>>768244617
like just tell me what you’re looking for and maybe I’ll message you later
>>768244795
is it a lot of money for you now?
you want to suck his dick again, dont you
>JR in college
>meet some slut
>go back to her place
>fuck
>wake up to her gone
>note that says she had class
>decide fuck it and go out and help myself to her food
>eating honey nut cheerioes hungover and nude in living room
>don’t know what I was thinking
>roommate walks out and is shocked
>just shrug
>bullshit with her while still nude
>making her laugh with the absurdity of situation
>get boner cause it’s early
>says something along lines of no wonder she was so loud
>fuck roommate
>go home after that
>run into girl I used to date
>bullshit while get coffee
>no fucks given say we should bang for old times
>she agrees
>fuck back at my place
>she leaves
>takes nap
>wake up
>realize my dick smells like a porter potty at a fish market
>rub fingers all in grundle
>make all my roommates smell my finger
>all agree that who ever I slept with was not healthy
>inform them that it is I who is unhealthy
>>768244945
t b h I went back to him a couple times. He was a good source of extra income. I didn't mind it, had never done homo before. Surprised how easy it was. Actually greentexted it, might have it saved can go looking if anyone interested.
The only really shitty thing was I had a go all through that. If she knew it would have destroyed her.
>>768244938
are you m or f?
>>768245150
>tfw you had more sex in that one day than I will in my whole life
>>768244795
green text. how was his dick?
>>768234326
>be me, 16
>aggressively bisexual
>gf is kinky, likes gender bending
>she dresses up in my clothes
>i wear hers
>she fucks me with a strapon (I'm on top riding like a slut)
>tells me to moan like a girl
>i do
>tells me what to say
>I'm your girlfriend, i'm you're little bitch, etc.
>eventually just incoherently degrading myself without being prompted
>"good girl"
>she grabs my cock and jerks me off until I come all over her
>"clean it up"
>fuck I don't want to
>she grabs my hair
>"clean. it. up."
>"okay"
>lick all of my cum off her stomach and chest
>disgusting
>but I love it
>holy fuck I want to marry this girl
>still together ~10 years later, life is good
Ashley at grandstand pizza in Grove city ohio.
Six one four nine nine nine eight four zero two.
She agreed to go out with my roommate on a date.
Next day she flipped a wig and was like i have a bf,
im preggo and leave me alone. and so he did.
Went to leave work and had 2 slashed tires, apparently from
her bf.
But come to find out the cunt is in fact preggo, by a diferent
driver than her bf. do what you will with this, or nothing
your choice.
>>768245282
M, 18
>>768245313
That’s rough bro. I’m pretty average looking. All about confidence. And making them laugh. My Self deprecation has put a lot backs on mattresses.
>>768234326
I fucked 5 women in one week.
>>768245398
One day... Pretty sure a situation like this is the only way I'd ever end up with a woman.
>New Years Eve many many years ago
>Everyone's pretty shitfaced (obviously)
>Standing with male friend and two female friends bullshitting under the mistletoe
>Somehow start a "kissing circle"
>Each person goes around the circle of 3 other people kissing the others
>Me and other dude peck each other on the closed mouth then do deep tongue kissing with the two girls
>Two more girls join us, it continues
>A couple other dudes join us, it continues
>Each time, peck the guy on the lips, drunkenly ram your tongue down the chick's throat for a few seconds
>Circle is at a dozen people
>Eventually we all stop and continue with the night
Probably could've been some weird sex stuff shoehorned in if there were more open rooms (two of the four roommates that lived there weren't there and they locked their doors, for good reason) and someone more experienced in that shit initiated. There was still a lot of partnering up and under the cover light finger play going on that night while we all slept in the living room.
>>768242817
fake as fuuuuck
banged 6 prostitutes in one day
my dick thanked me but my wallet did not
>>768245214
you are lucky. he wasn't a weirdo or a communications danger.
are you sure she never found out?
>>768245327
>>768245214
1/2
> first proper job, im working in a 5 star hotel
> Started as porter, 18
> Notice a regular, well dressed dude about 27 pretty easy going and always chatty
> Insurance or some shit, totally not the image he gave out
> Another staffer mentions this guy is a homo because met him in a bar and got chatting
> Suddenly makes sense why this guy is 'extra nice' to me
> Don't think much of it
> One night he returns to hotel drunk, lobby is empty and we talk a little at the concierge desk
> Asks me what time I finish. Tell him 11.
> I'm an idiot and still can't see where this is going.
> 10:45 desk phone rings. 'hi anon, having trouble with tv can you help'
> Sure, that's what I'm here for
> Go up he's showered and in a dressing gown. Smells good actually, remember thinking he looks like James bond.
> Lights turned down. Its a trap but Im real green have no idea
> He can't figure out the remote, I tell him that's weird, you've stayed here plenty of times, you should know how it works'
> shit isn't awkward because working in hotels often have conversations with half dressed guests in their rooms
> Explain to him how different remotes work, he stands right next to me like he's paying extra attention
> Suddenly hits me, this guys probably naked under the robe, he's brushing against me
> Fuck I'm an idiot, I stop talking
> Suddenly mood in room changes
> Anon, can you come back to the room when you finish your shift?
> Tell him I can't
> Please, no pressure but I'd love some company
> Say I'm flattered and shit but I physically can't because I will miss the last train home
> Says he will pay for a taxi, hands me $200
> Spend next 5 seconds thinking real hard, pros and cons
> Say to him I'll keep quiet if you do, I don't want to lose my job
> He asks 'cool, so will you come back?'
> Take the money put it in my pocket and get on my knees
> Open his bathrobe and im looking at dick, fucking right there in front of me
Cont
>dating pretty awesome girl
>dating for like year and getting sorta serious
>she’s a rich pretty girl real down to earth
>Hates talking about family
>never go into it
>finally it’s like our second Christmas together
>says her family really wants her to come to Christmas (she spent the last Christmas with my family)
>gives me the 411
>parents divorced
>dad was some super rich dude
>going to moms side
>fly out for week there
>mom legit lives in mansion
>mom is one of those sorta hot milfs that’s like 50 but looks 40 and dresses like she’s 20
>has total cunt yet super hot sister
>can tell immediately why she hates family
>all cunts
>sister tells us dad is in some forgerin country with new wife that’s like same age as daughters
>anyway it’s awful they all hate and fight with each other
>rich people shit
>second day walk in on mom in robe
>mom drops robe and asks if I find her attractive
>yes I do
>get head from mom
>now super awkward
>kinda feel like shit head
>couple nights later sitting out side smoking
>sister hits on me like crazy
>grabs my dick and says if I come to her room later I can fuck her
>can’t sleep
>thinking of hot sister
>tell girlfriend can’t sleep and gonna go walk around the “grounds”
>seriously they were stupid rich
>go to sisters room
>sisters in full sexy ass lingerie
>fuck her
>nothing is said for rest of week
>married that girl
>both mom and sister said something to me on wedding day
>waiting for one those two to say something to wife
>never do
>shits gonna hit the fan one day
>deny till you die tho right
> bf and his buddies go on yearly hike and camping weekend
> bf and two buddies were all bringing their gfs
> one broke up the other dropped out last minute
> was just me, bf, his two friends
> hiked out, setup camp, went swiming
> caught friends staring
> wanted to dry off, whispered to bf asking if it would be bad to lay out topless
> he said he didn't care, don't think he believed i'd do it
> laid out near stream and took off top
> bf's friends were rock hard
> so was bf
>>768246082
> Thick and veiny, cut. Reminds me of something you would see hanging up at a butchers.
> Have 2nd thoughts decide I have follow thru
> Reach forward hold it, fap a little but feels unnatural
> Reckon blowie is the way to go
> He's got a semi, I lean down lick it all the way up, then back down and latch onto the head
> Don't like holding it so let my mouth do the work
> try figure out what to do
> Pretty nervous and awkward at first
> within 2 minutes he's hard as fuck and I'm slobbering on him like a porn star
> Surprised how easy it is
> He lies back on the bed with his feet on the floor, I'm down in between his legs blowing him
> Shits not too bad, doesn't even smell
> He says I am doing great
> answer in between sucks My first time dude
> You're fucking kidding me?
> Nah, slurp slurp
> My pagers goes off 'anon where are you, need keys for changeover'
> Tell him I have to go we need to finish
> suddenly more self conscious because time pressure, risk of getting fired and 'wtf am I doing sucking this guys cock'
> I think he senses this
> He says he will finish himself off but wants my help
> asks me to put my hand around his dick, faps himself with his hand over mine
> Going at 100mph
> Starts squirming and bucking
> I lean down and lick the head a little to help him along
> His legs start twitching
> Get my mouth off it real quick, don't want to taste any cum
> He blows all over his stomach
> Kinda cool to see
> I've got some on my hands, wipe it off on his robe
> He's lying there heaving and sighing, lots of 'holy fuck that was incredible'
> Run out of room and jump in the lift, check myself in the mirror in case any cum in my hair
> Smell my hand, ewww gross
> Hand keys over, mustve looked real flustered because night porter gives me weird look
> Say I was on the can, bad stomach
> All good bro, have a safe ride home
Just make it to the train. Sit on there wondering wtf that was all about. Counted my tips for the day $223. Not a bad effort.
> Be me a few years ago, 19F
> Several friends getting drunk under a bridge
> For some reason we have a tent
> Really horny, guy I'm actually into seems into another girl
> Whatever I'll fuck the short guy
> While everyone is asleep in tent I let short guy fingerblast me
> Lol I'm on my period but it's dark and he's drunk af and has no idea
> Meh.jpg
> Wake up next morning, still drinking cause alcoholism
> Drive to friend's house, cause alcoholism
> Me, short guy, hot guy, girl hot guy was mackin' on, friend whose house it was
> Hot guy and girl start getting aggressive in the living room
> Short guy and I go to friend's bed
> He eats me out lol
> While he's eating me out, friend walks through, checks out the scene, we make some small talk while I'm getting head
> Fuck short dude
> Don't even cum cause drunk af but w/e
> Walk out to living room, see hot guy fucking this girl
> Cucked.png, kinda into it, short guy is asleep now though
> Go back to bed and sleep
>>768246063
No he wasn't weird at all. In fact just a regular everyday older guy. Nothing remarkable about him except he was always well dressed and groomed. I didn't even know he was gay.
And no my gf never found out. We we're very big on respect and being faithful. I did use some of the money to take her out to a real nice restaurant though so she got something from my hard work.
>>768238952
Put condom on, but his cum was in your ass? There's a flaw in your story.
I regularly host orgies for swingers/anyone interested. It's not too slutty, they're required to show proof of cleanliness.
>>768245430
Another anon here, how do you get from the flirting point to sex? That's the hardest point for me, I dunno how to actually like get to the sex part of things. I can talk to grills no prob though, somewhat funny too.
Sucked a friend's dick under a bridge after a night out drinking. Took him home and he fucked me in the ass.
Met a random guy from Craigslist and had him suck my cock
>>768246687
How's the talent of these women? It seems like most swingers are anywhere from gross to okay but fake titted/heavily tatted.
>>768246415
I'm just curious cause I have no idea what it's actually like. Do you have to constantly ward off wayward dicks when you're a girl?
Probably when i fucked the cousin of a girl i liked who was visiting from out of town. She had a big fat ass that i literally stuck my tongue inside of. When i dropped her off i told her to send her cousin out to talk for a minute and i made out with her for a few minutes. It was incredible kissing her knowing my tongue had been up her cousin's ass maybe an hour earlier...
>>768234326
I'm a grill btw
>I was around 10yo
>my brother says he wants my help with something funny at school
>he hotties me and put me in a bag
>carried me into a baaement hallway like(we were there way before school started)
>after what felt like an hour of laying naked on the floor a bunch of students came down the hall and saw me
It was so hot being seen like that. The school tried to make it a big thing but I insisted I didn't know how I got there so they couldn't do anything.
Fucked my ex in front of two strangers at an art museum on a Tuesday and had the chick stranger touch my body.
Also fucked a total stranger in an abandoned church.
Foster a stripper (at her house we slept together that night).
Came on a twink dudes butt at my local ymca years ago.
Haven’t had sex in 10 months and really missing it.
>>768247200
Fisted* a stripper. Fucking auto correct
>>768247231
>>768247200
I’ve fucked a bunch of wives too. I guess that’s slutty for them though.
>>768247106
hawt. have any other school age shenanigans?
>>768246439
she must have liked the mojitos
are you still together?
>>768246854
You're right about tattoos. There's more "alternative" looks than normal. Half of the couples try for the first time and don't come back (you can guess how their relationships end up). The other half know what they're doing and either try not to throw it into the others face, or they just watch their partner in ecstasy (usually males watching females). More often that not it all leads to a gang bang on one chick or guy. Sexuality has no limit here, and those who want to stick to a certain gender respectfully get their own room.
>>768247027
Not really. I am decently good looking but I dress like a lesbian.
Actually ended up dating hot guy from greentext for a little over a year, first guy I let fuck my ass when I was on a shitload of acid lol
Sucked a guy's dick after he pulled it from my cum soaked ass. Sissy cd here.
>>768247454
I'm not in "the lifestyle", but it's always baffled me that a guy can get all freaked out if there's gay shit going on in the middle of an orgy. Like, you're already there with other naked dudes getting ridiculously intimate with each other, and you see two other dudes (who aren't trying to rape you or anything) start going at it, what's the big deal? At that point, it's just bodies on top of bodies getting their rocks off.
>>768247349
Kek. She actually had that Brazilian cocktail. Can't remember the name.
We got married but split up last year
>>768244795
>>768246082
>>768246255
I worked at this shitty hotel when I was like 18 as well. as a house keeper. Hotel was owned by this guy who also owned a restaurant next door. Restaurant got like 1 customer a day but still managed to make $10,000 profit a month. Anyway
>be me 18m, bi, housekeeper
>shady hotel, always a bunch of like shady people, tweakers, drug dealers, etc
>remember this one time, go to clean a guest's room. No do not disturb sign.
>walk in, dude on bed getting his dick sucked, say "oh shit, im sorry, i'll come back later"
>dude's like Nah man y'all good come in im out of soap in the shower anyways
>i bring the cart in and clean the bathroom, replace the soap, get done with everything , the whole time i hear like "glug glug slobvber slobbert" and am like "so im guessing you dont want me to make the bed?"
>dude's like "get up bitch" and the guy, yes guy. that was sucking him gets up and they stand up and move to another part of the room and continue
>make the bed
>dude grabs his wallet and gives me a $60 tip
>biggest tip i ever got. usually it's like $5 at most.
>next day, go to clean room
>knock, no answer, walk in
>dude's sitting on chair
>"ay whats up man" "yo this room clean af dude, y'all like that tip too?"
>yeah, it was really generous of you. thank you so much.
>I start cleaning and just feel his eyes on me
>making the bed glance back and this dude is just eyes stuck on my ass
>dude's like "what you make an hour"
>im like minimum
>dude's like "man, that's fucked up" "cleanign up after other people's shit. let alone the nasty shit you probably see. pulling sheets off covered in nut probably"
>yeah, it's just a job. I make pretty good tips
>he said he'd give me a $40 tip to sit on his lap
>was super reluctant but 40 to sit on a lap, that's not bad
>i did it, he was like grabbing my hips and making me grind back and forth on his lap
>feel his dick getting hard
>said he'd give me 10 to pull off his pants and 30 to play with his dick
>>768234326
wore a pink chastity cage locked on my penis to a nude beach in france while my gf had a subtle leash attached to a collar on my neck. we legit had people cheering for us, and giving us compliments... when we finally stopped to put our towels down and lay and get some run my 24 year gf had a couple 40/50 women help her bury me in sand and they left my caged penis exposed and they all teased it...while epople walking by laughed and giggled...
the chastity cage since it wasn't wear was technically against beach rules but no one complained : 0
>>768248254
>said he'd give me 10 to pull off his pants and 30 to play with his dick
You got short changed dude.
But yeah I always suspected other staff members in hotels do this shit on the side. Not full on prostitution just a little bit of fun with a regular guest or random encounter now and again. It's just not something you can talk to others about so could never confirm
Good to read you story, knowing I wasn't the only one.
>>768248254
>fuck it, i thought
>pulled off his pants and started stroking him, i saw his dick last time and it was hung
> he said the 30 included my mouth and an extra 10 for making him cum
>i sucked him off for a bit, hear a banging on the door, its my manager
>i pull off and hear "anon? how long does it take you to clean a room? I have guests complaining"
>i ran over and locked the slide, said "dude, you dont even wanna come in here its nasty. might have to charge the guest extra. ill let you know"
>go back on my knees and keep sucking him
>he came after like 15 min, what did it was this thing i do where i get both hands on the top and like twist really fast while stroking. i let him cum in my mouth, tastes really good actually
>swallowed, cleaned the cum off my lips and was like "okay, where's the money?"
>he refused to pay me
>>768243684
Use Doublelist. Not as good, but closest thing around
>>768248344
i want your life
>>768248855
>he refused to pay me
Oh fuck. You poor bastard. Although, not wanting to assume, but you probably would have done it for free. At least my dude looked like James bond and tipped well ;-)
>>768245398
Lucky.
>>768249345
Oh dude I would've totally done it for free. At the time I was going through a huge, I've never been with a black guy before and heard it's all the rage phase and he was black. I went back the next day for more but he had already checked out.
>>768246204
describe their cocks
I was in a homo relationship with my cousin when he was 14 and I was like 9
lost my virginity to my buddy's girlfriend
>>768236204
How did it taste and did it help you masturbate?
>>768248344
more?
>>768249732
Yep. That constitutes as slutty.
I'd be real interested to hear if any other hotel or hospitality staff have stories
>>768250473
i was packing under a mound of pretty heavy sand with only my face and caged penis exposed. even my hands and feet were covered and barely able to move. my gf dumped a bucket of water on my caged penis and the two cougars got on both sides of my wears ans started saying things to me. meanwhile my gf took my caged penis in her mouth and dug her hands under the mound to get each of her hands on my balls. she was giving my chastity cage and amazing blowjob and i groaned in agony as the cougars were whispering things in my team along the lines of " if you do well here your wife wants all 3 of us to share your bed tonight" my gf was working my cage hard, she was massaging my balls while im was in chastity as she had done many times, she knows exactly where to feel for my "semeninal vessels" and was massaging them. the old sluts kept talking the most filthy stuff in my earth, and my gf each her tongue into the cage and started massaging the tip of my poor penis with her wet warm tongie and was flipping the tip of my peehole at like 90 mph. i lasted a solid minute...then i started to cum like crazy. like 9 days worth of cum since i had been in chastity before vacation, during travel, then during, i just kept pumping cum out and my gf just scooped up a mount of sand and covered my chastity cage and cumming penis while all 3 kept laughing. all them naked and hot despite the other two's age hugged cuddled up on my sand mound for a while and giggle at me some more...after about an hour of just laying out and getting tan. except me will in my sand prison, my gf finally dug me out and escorted me back to the beach other and we showered off the can and for me the cum left in my cage. we laid by the pool to watch the sun set, then i licked her to 2 more orgasms that night as we fell asleep to the ocean sounds. we met up with the 2 other girls the next day, we're not sure to this day if they were lezzie or just two old friend enjoy time away from hubbies
>At gf's parent's house
>gf is looking after her sister's 5 yrold daughter
>gf wants to fuck
>only way to be alone is to be in the room with the kid
>So we go into her closet
>forced to leave the closet door open to keep an eye on the kid
>start getting into my girls cheeks
>while fucking the kid keeps coming over to see what her aunt is doing.
>gf keeps telling the kid to go way while getting rammed from the back
>kid keeps coming back
>gf gives up telling the kid to go way
>so we continue to fuck while she watches
>we even turned around so she could see her aunts fat ass getting spread wide open
>after we are done gf says that it was so hot that she was being watched by her 5 year old niece and that she came when I was spreading her ass open so her niece could see.
>>768243457
vid got deleted. and I did give him head was the thing, like i'd do it during foreplay, but he never recip'd. Never did any kind of foreplay honestly, just wanted to get head and have me ride him. Was a very selfish lover.
and wanted only head all the time.
>just got home from work. give me head
>cant sleep. give me head
>angry. give me head
>lets have sex but give me head first
>starts a fight, it's your fault we're fighting. give me head to calm me down
>i gave him head all the time for the first 3 months of our relationship until i realized he was just selfish. I had to beg him to eat me out but every time he said "i dont want to. your pussy has been 'baking' in your panties all day".
>oh so your dick hasnt been sweating in your underwear all day? 10 hours later and it's as clean as when you got out the shower?
>i'd shower and clean myself, but it was ALWAYS 69, never just me time. always had to suck him too. and he gave zero effort when he did it.
So yeah, i stopped giving him head. was tired of no recip and him constantly saying i wasnt good at head, yet he ALWAYS WANTED IT anyways.
>>768254122
>give me head to calm me down
He was a genius. I'm so doing this from now on
>>768246618
We didn't have lube. The condom broke like 1 min in, Both drunk and didn't give a shit.
>>768254920
Amazing delivery, maximum kek.
Was it awesome?
>>768234326
>be young me
>on vacation with family
>nice hotel
>bathtub with jets!
>become horny
>hmm
>plug anus against jets
>shoot water up my butt hole
>feels good
>no wait this sucks
>I have to fart
BRRRAAOOOOSH
>anus becomes water cannon
>I have to shit
>shit water the rest of the evening
>>768254388
Dont do it if you've been dating for a while. All i gotta say.
>>768234326
Bump
>>768234326
>sluttiest
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
