tell me what you would do with a holodeck
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tell me what you would do with a holodeck
>>768232989
kill myself
What wouldn't I do?
>>768232989
Disconnect it before it took over the ship again.
Create another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside creating another holodeck with another me inside until the show ends.
>>768232989
Take a huge dump in Troi's mouth.
>>768232989
>>768233195
This.
lolis, lolis everywhere.
Probably go on a killing spree with shotguns, aks, grenades, machetes, chainsaws, powerdrills, nail guns, dildos, box cutters, brass knuckles, crowbars, road flares, trash compactors, shoving fish hooks down their throats and ripping it out,
>>768232989
waifus would never get a break
>>768233328
Could you fucking imagine that shit? Omg.. furries, pedos, necros, I mean, all those fucking freaks would have a field day
>>768232989
your mom
Marching band.
i would create a klingon grocery store and walk in to it dressed as ronald mcdonald and fart on everyone
>>768232989
Lock the door and never come out again. Probably spend so much time in my self created fantasy world that I would end up dying of dehydration or malnutrition.
Do a simulation of Death Star and the Borg cube battle and see who wins.
>>768233627
Before you die, write yourself into the simulation so you can eventually make it malfunction and become real again.
I would never jack off again.
I would force ghost myself against 4 AT AT walkers and the light saber my former student.
But this time I would win.
>>768232989
basically this great story
http://www.boundstories.net/storiesek/finaltrek.html
>>768232989
Interact with my simulated imaginary friends.
>>768233606
>topkek
>>768233328
/thread
bang lolis
>>768232989
Create a living room, watch TNG reruns.
I'd dress up in Victorian age wardrobe, and solve mystery's while smoking a pipe.
I'd have light saber battles with my father....because thats what everyone else does.
>>768232989
Make it less holo
>>768232989
Head to Krynn and git me sum levels!
>>768233637
You do know how a borg cube works right?
>>768232989
Create a sock shop, and then proceed to buy some comfy socks.
>>768235423
Of course. I am a drone.
>>768232989
If I could leave it on 24/7 , I would live there in a very expensive elaborate palace , other than living out fantasies , it would be my home.
I guess it would be like a Doctor Who kind of thing.
>>768233189
This. Moriarty is a faggot.
>>768233417
Hirogen cunt detected.
>>768233424
I'm none of those things, but I'd fucking do it anyway just because I could.
>>768232989
turn it off because I live a fulfilled life and go enjoy my life with friends and family
>>768233606
Denny crane detected.
>>768235423
how? Apart from assimilating and shooting lasers and green photon torpedoes. What are you talking about..genuinely want to know what you think you know that other anon doesn't. Also self-conceited much?
>>768232989
What ever he's got available.
>>768233974
which sw episode is this a reference to ?
>>768234650
Lore detected.
>>768232989
Go back to the 80's when you could call your buddy a fag in public, when women were female, when being white, male and heterosexual was still legal, and bang all those chicks I desperately lusted after in high school.
>>768233143
this
but the first thing would probably be fighting injun raiders on horseback with a colt saa
>>768232989
shitpost on 4chan
>>768236643
/thread
>>768236294
The latest issue of vulcan slave girl just came in..That's be 5 strips of gold-press Latinum.
>>768232989
Fuck hot underage girls from history.
Like a 13 year old Joan of Arc. Or a 12 year old Helen of Troy.
>>768236731
Sold
>>768236643
When did an oldfag start lurking nowadays?
>>768236500
This is the truth.
Holo emitters and safety off caused such a plot hole in that show.
Why wouldn't you have full emitter coverage throughout a ship and make it impossible to invade ir capture?
Why use a security team when the ship could just shoot holographic bullets at anyone, anywhere at anytime with the safety off
>>768236771
Pleasure doing business with you.
>>768236838
You do realize you could easily create that world plus everything you like about today, right?
>>768236269
Hmm, a moving target vs a stationary potato base that take 5 minutes to charge a stationary beam. Lets not forget about the baby turrets that would take the borg seconds to adjust their shields to. Use some common sense bud.
>inb4 neckbeard totes am and loving it.
>>768236704
Better than a trap thread.
Create situations where I can bang my friends who I want to bang. I forget if physical changes made in the holodeck stay once you leave, but I'd use it to work out seeing as I don't have the equipment at home and I don't want to join a gym.
>>768237013
Fucking win. The borg would destroy the Death Star.
nuff said
>>768237235
/thread
>>768237013
I don't know (or care) what a neckbeard is, I've been here for years and never looked it up so I wouldn't call you that.
The only argument I can think of is that precharged stationary beam would obliterate a borg cube. plus a thousand tie fighters willing to make suicide runs plus darth vader magical flying skills where he can't be killed because hollywood magic powers..borg are destined to be destroyed.
>>768237403
What is wrong with you?
>>768237226
Hey thanks, here is a (You).
>>768237403
The death star would get a single shot, MAAAYBE 2 if they were lucky, before the Borg adapted and the superlaser just bounced off their shields. Remember - the Borg will frequently throw ships and drones at a problematic foe so that enough of them die to harvest the information needed to beat said foe.
>>768237013
>>768237226
>>768237487
I already have a you. See.
>>768237082
>I forget if physical changes made in the holodeck stay once you leave
wtf?!
>>768237235
wholehearted concur.
>>768232989
Everything.
fuck holochildren, what else?
>>768237577
if you shoved a klingon dildo up your butt, the hole would still be stretched after you ended the holodeck program
>>768237527
Agree fully but the original post suggested a single borg cube. plus that's a planet killing superlaser...even galaxy class starships have destroyed cubes before..The battle wouldn't last long enough for them to adapt. "Resistance is not futile" -hugh
>>768237466
Lots. If you have something in particular to say, then say it internet warrior.
>>768237527
If the Death Star laser is powerful to destroy a planet then the Borg's shield would be useless.
>>768237925
Once again - maybe not the first ship but if enough cubes and drones died to it, the Borg would eventually adapt and win.
>>768237824
Exactly. The change is to your body. So why would he even question it.
>>768237987
things are very sad.
>>768238025
UNTIL THEY ADAPTED.
You can't just ignore established canonical abilities and claim your favourite side would win because of it.
>>768238025
>laser
>not realizing that borg shields are already adapted to lasers and stronger beams like phasers and plasma
Death Star is gone with one cube
>>768232989
>tell me what you would do with a holodeck
Chloe Mortez
>>768237527
Blatantly incorrect. The cube would be obliterated if it was hit with the beam, but that is irrelevant because the Borg would destroy the Deathstar long before it could fire the beam.
>>768237403
Kek, I will give you that. In an ideal situation the borg cube would be fucked. Though you are forgetting the energy drain of the borg cube that would literally stop that shot from discharging when in range. Tai fighters crashing into it would be pointless as the cube is self repairing, and Vader would most likely be assimilated, they took out (whoever the fuck whoopie Goldbergs character was) entire race, even though they rivaled the amount of power as Q.
>not giving you shit, I love these types of conversations.
Meet the new partner in my Vegas Casino in simulated 1962.
>>768238122
To much incoming energy, and its not really a normal laser.
>>768238122
the death star would be too tempting to assimilate for the borg. they would turn it into the biggest borg sphere ever
>>768238121
They can adapt, but its not unlimited. It can only absorb so much before it would explode.
>>768237541
I still haven't answered op's faggot question.
>>768232989
I would fuck your mom.
>>768237235
Fuck yea
>>768238122
"My fictional Lazer is better than your fictional Lazer"
I mean I get it but it sounds funny.
>>768238265
RIP
>>768238200
Once again you're ignoring the facts that:
1. There are way more than 1 borg cubes in existence; and
2. THE BORG. CAN. FUCKING. ADAPT.
>>768238344
Sure. So how long do you think the Death Star would last when the Borg send a squadron of cubes - given that the original Death Star had a 24 hour recharge cycle on its superlaser and the second one had a 20 minute plus cycle?
>>768237403
>been here for years
>doesn't know what neckbeard is
>>768237987
>been here for years
>uses the phrase internet warrior
Are you a hologram?
>>768238289
They’ve fought species with stronger armaments and still won’t out. Besides, as mentioned before, it takes time to charge that beam. They would have already sliced a piece of the Death Star, assimilated everyone in it, and adapted to that beam before it’s even shot.
>>768238317
Exactly. They will damage it, but to assimilate and adapt to the technology. They’ll repair whatever damage after everyone there is part of the collective.
>>768238416
I guess it would be kinda like small arms fire vs an IBM sorta deal. But I like where you're head is at.
>>768238416
As opposed to arguing that trump is an idiot and liberals are snowflakes?
>>768238217
All valid points, I agree it's fun to discuss.
(whoopie Goldberg) Guinan's race was wiped out.
Can't remember the borg using energy draining weapons though..the boba fett looking race in star trek had that capability when they joined the dominion.
The only thing you said that I disagree with is borg vs Q. they didn't anywhere near rival the power of the Q,
>>768238373
a real life edgemaster!
>>768237403
Hey bro I like how other people are getting down on this convo.
>>768238578
>why
>>768238265
I've got you, under my skin
>>768238613
You only see one every 10,000 years my /b/rother. Reval in it.
>>768238474
1. We were only talking about a single Borg Cube.
2. The Borg can only adapt to so much incoming energy. The same way they can't just fly through stars.
3. Re-read my post, faggot.
>>768238578
Nigga wot the fuck are you on about? I said I get his point but the whole thing sounds funny.
>>768238474
>A squadron of cubes
Ahh now that is a different scenario altogether, OP said just one cube hence no time to adapt, no time to slice, no time to start talking rubbish like "we are the borg, resistance blah blah:"
>>768234275
Sooooooooo.. Fuck kids basically.
>>768238512
the borg troopers would end the trade disputes with the trade federation
>>768238791
Oooooooo fuck, what if the borg queen was on board. I mean if Darts Vader can be on the DS why not the borg queen?
>>768238791
>1. We were only talking about a single Borg Cube.
The Borg doesn't work that way. Invalid.
>2. The Borg can only adapt to so much incoming energy. The same way they can't just fly through stars.
As long as the energy is finite, the Borg can adapt to it.
>3. Re-read my post, faggot.
Go fuck yourself - The Borg would win, you fucking cuck Lucasfag.
>>768238479
how dare you!
>>768238909
>The Borg doesn't work that way
Clearly you've never watched the show.
>As long as the energy is X
Cancer.
>The Borg would win
No shit, you fucking autist my post even said as much.
>>768232989
Who gets to clean the holodeck after use?
>>768238856
Imagine if they assimilate a Jedi or Sith.
>>768238971
Even that fag makes Bashir look good. Voyager sucked ass.
>>768239077
Worf.
>>768239093
they would assimilate the force into the collective
>>768239072
>Clearly you've never watched the show.
Grew up watching TOS and TNG, try again faggot.
>No shit, you fucking autist my post even said as much.
You can't walk that one back so don't fucking even try.
>>768238909
>The Borg doesn't work that way. Invalid.
Yes they do:
They only sent a single cube back to the earth of the past
They only crashed a single cube on the planet with hugh onboard
They only sent a single wphere into the transwarp conduit after voyager
All of those single borg vessels were destroyed
>>768238909
"You can't make a scenario because I want my guys to win easier"
Emperor, Darth Vadar and all the Sith warriors can use the force to pull the Borg Queen out and into Darth Star and fuck her.
Your argument is invalid.
>>768239093
More or less they get saber crystals (which they would probably use for their shielding) and telepathy?
>>768239168
A warrior does not sully his hands with the love spunk of others!
>>768239093
Doubtful that the Borg could even understand the Force, let alone use it.
>>768238474
>THE BORG. CAN. FUCKING. ADAPT.
Man, the thought of Jedi Borg is kinda scary
>>768239168
>underrated
>>768233417
Dildos ???
irl lolies and beast porn
>>768239235
They make multiple attempts - that's my point. They don't just send one ship and when it gets destroyed go WELL I GUESS THEY'RE TOO TOUGH FOR US
>itt - Star Wars cuck faggots sucking Lucas' dick and ignoring that the Borg's signature catchphrase is "Resistance is futile".
>>768239265
Idk.. if we’re to understand it according to lucas, they’d also assimilate the midichlorians that speak and let people use the force. Which means they too would be able to use and speak to the force.
i'd work on my acting chops
>>768239265
the borg nanoprobes would assimilate the midichlorians
>>768239235
Remember
>a long long time ago
>>768239100
True. The borg stories were the only good thing about voyager. That terminator borg from the future (that mixed with the doctor's mobile emitter) IS THE ONLY WAY THE BORG WOULD KILL THE DEATH STAR..(SORRY CAPS LOCK)
>>768232989
ur mum XD
>>768239402
TECHNOCLORIANS
>>768239402
HOOOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE SHITS!
I'd summon the Boy and perform a thorough inspection of his tight, hairless body.
>>768239440
>The borg stories were the only good thing about voyager.
Voyager ruined the Borg.
>>768239223
>try again faggot
Then you would know that there were countless episodes that involved a SINGLE CUBE encounter.
>You can't walk that one back
>>768238200
"[...]the Borg would destroy the Deathstar long before it could fire the beam"
KYS.
>>768239415
>a long long time ago
But what is this relative to?
>>768239258
That is an order, Worf.
>>768239468
.
>>768239447
nanochlorians
>>768239440
Depends on the timeline, also seven of nine was hot as fuck. Get her and Troi into a room....
>>768239588
Shut up you half breed bitch and let me get at that tight Beta puss.
>>768232989
Dark Souls or Dead Space. I'll take your shift scrubbing out the warp injectors for your holodeck slot OP.
>>768239468
Will wheaton is a giant pussy, have at it friendo.
>>768239607
/thread
>>768239444
check em faggots
>>768239468
He did look good back then.
>>768239372
I'm not a star wars fan any more (since female jedi and han is kill), I'm arguing on the merit of valid points. If you're the guy I started this discussion with then I agree with a lot of what you've said.
>>768239620
>Dark Souls
TARKUS! TARKUS! TARKUS!
>>768236748
I like how you think. Id fuck underage versions of celebs.
>Implying that Darth Vadar can't use the force to get rid of the nanoprobes.
>>768239712
>>768233424
I can make that happen for only 4.9 bars of latinum
>>768239725
They'd be too high maintenance. Joan of Arc was absolutely DTF the second she hit puberty and chances are Helen of Troy was too.
Celebs wouldn't even let you sniff their panties without a boat load of cocaine and expensive presents.
>>768239712
get the fuck out of the way, Dr. Crusher
>>768239870
It gets lonely in space.
>>768239870
yessss
>>768239870
>Dat's right honeypie, work dat bizness.
>>768239816
>high maintenance
Are you trying to fuck them or marry them?
>>768239816
Celebs are human too and just as easy to fuck as other women and gifts only work on women on tv. Cocaine just makes people more talkative. Wrong on all counts
>>768240231
This. If you wanna give women the D then never ever buy them drinks at a bar or gifts.
>>768240175
I want to fuck girls who are actually into it, not rich bitches who require absurd amounts of effort to get off, as well as complaining every two seconds that it "hurts" or that they don't want you doing a certain thing.
>>768240422
>Saving a thumbnail of a gif
>>768240486
It takes ZERO effort to fuck bitches in the holodeck.
>>768240532
He's quite the joker.
>>768240532
Kek. thats part of it's charm
>>768240486
Well if you're fucking them in the holodeck, you only need to use them as a frame and then program their personality. So you could have a ho like Beyonce but white.
>>768240589
Sure, if you replicate them with no artificial consciousness. Might as well fuck a corpse though if you're gonna do that.
>>768240702
corpses don't move, look, feel sound, smell or taste as good as holographic chicks
>>768240702
Just load in one of Barclay's pornstar subroutines, you are friends with Reg right?
Remember this? The ending was so sad.
>>768240800
Here's an interesting conundrum: how does the holodeck replicate things like smell and taste when it comes to living things? Like, with food/drink it just uses replicators but if you're fucking a holo-girl, does it replicate her vaginal juices or something?
You know what else would be great about the holodeck? Configurable tightness. You could slide your dick into a hologirl and then adjust it til it was perfect.
>>768240893
I do not need that p'tak to complete menial tasks, I'll just replace this board here..
>>768240949
It's like writing an app in c, just program her vagina to be the virgin version everytime.
Create a subroutine where you can watch Trump, Hillary, Michelle and Obama fuck each other.
>>768241091
It’s pa’taQ you mongrel!
>>768240949
>does it replicate her vaginal juices
I'm pretty sure you get the whole enchilada
configurable tightness is a plus but variety is also fun. I'd like to test out dr crusher, troi, that girl wesley crusher fucked, tasha yar (probably looser than crusher) and many others...I'd rather not configure them.
>>768232989
nail some holopessy
>>768237403
Darth Vader shows up, Q shows up. Q wins. He is a literal god.
>>768241271
kek
>>768236794
we ended up on /biz/
>>768241289
Yeah but I mean - the holodeck is just photons and forcefields, except for the small matter-replicatable items I mentioned (food, drink, etc).
But how would photons and forcefields be able to mimic the scent and taste of pussy? If it uses matter replication to achieve that, whose pussy juice is the template? Are you getting the authentic aroma/flavour of a co-worker? Or that hot woman from Stellar Cartography? Or perhaps her hot barely-pubescent daughter? How does the computer decide?
>>768241321
>>768240903
That bitch is ugly as shit mang. Those sibamen wannabes were garbo too.
>>768241468
Oh my god I just realised - you could cross-reference the replicators with the transporter records and actually replicate the exact chemical composition of a specific person's vaginal juice.
What's to bet there was an illicit black market in Trek for sex lube that smells like the hot girl you want to fuck?
>>768241321
I'm not disputing the powers of Q but didn't he lose many times against pathetic humans?
The force vs the continuum..It's all fictional so all you can do is speculate when you get to those levels of power. It's not technical like..for example a hypothetical battle between a single borg cube vs a death star.
>>768241670
A Q is an energy being that can manipulate matter and energy to whatever they wish. If they wanted to, they would literally make Vader a baby, or a single cell organism, before he can even think.
>>768241629
There's too many posts in this thread that make me salivate at the possibilities,
Tie that shit in with the medical database and the regular thorough medical examinations that all crew have to go through. Just wow
>>768238217
>Even though they rivalled the amount of power as Q
Wouldn't you think Guinan's attitude towards Q is precisely because they DIDN'T have the power to match Q and were subsequently at his whims? Q doesn't fear Guinan, he just doesn't like her. The way he behaves around her is the same way a powerful man behaves when he comes across a very vocal and persistent opposing woman. He is frustrated that his power can't affect her will. He's fascinated with Picard's ability to withstand his curveballs, but he seems to dislike interacting with Guinan because she doesn't play in a fun way for him.
The Q are basically limitless, man. For a single member to be able to transport a huge mass of starship to before the beginning of the universe is a pretty game-breaking power, and even though the Q claim their power is due to technology, it seems that if any other species had the power of Q, say, the Borg, or Guinan, the Borg would own the universe (for what purpose, I can't really imagine. What's their endgame, anyway?) and Guinan's race would have been able to resist the Borg.
Seems to me that Q introduced Guinan's race to the Borg and Guinan's race didn't handle them as well as the Federation did, and in the ensuing theatrics, Q learned to dislike Guinan.
>>768241670
>I'm not disputing the powers of Q but didn't he lose many times against pathetic humans?
He was bored and playing games. Whenever they "won" he was LETTING them win. "All Good Things" drove that point home.
>>768241932
Just imagine using their DNAs to grow and replicate the exact duplicate.
>>768242075
Actually that shit would get you thrown in future space prison.
>>768242119
I'll just replicate myself and let them throw it in space prison.
>>768241932
Cloning someone would get you imprisoned - using the holodeck to make a virtual version would just get you funny looks. And who gives a shit if they look at you funny when you can go and take the virginity of their horny 12 year old self over and over and over again?
If they give you shit, you can describe exactly how their cunt smelled and tasted, the sounds they make when they cum, EVERYTHING.
>>768242253
They can check for that, sadly. Replicative fading or whatever it is they called it. Something something telomeres something 10ccs of inaprovoline.
>>768241994
The Q don't claim their power is from technology, that is only Quinn who makes an off comment.
Make money in prisons.
What would YOU do?
>>768241994
No one knows Guinan's power over Q, everything you wrote about that is mere speculation
I agree about their ability to transport matter to anywhere and to resize matter to any size and to turn people into dogs (or give the illusion that a person is a dog). Maybe their only trick is in the mind, like mass hypnosis..again that's just speculation and indulgence.
The Q never claimed their power is due to tech, no idea where you got that from.
Guinan's race not able to resist the borg but can resist Q is just a mystery, no answers there.
>Seems to me that Q introduced Guinan's race to the Borg and Guinan's race didn't handle them as well as the Federation did, and in the ensuing theatrics, Q learned to dislike Guinan.
This is poor speculation but I admire your imagination
>>768242343
Troi gives you shit one day, so you're like "I gotta show you something on the holodeck" and when she shows up she's presented with this.
>>768242343
She did give him funny look.
>>768241670
He never fought humans, purely used them to try and have fun. If he wanted to destroy humans he could have. The series finale proved that they set up a "puzzle" for Picard to try and figure out, if he failed human existence would have been destroyed.
Q is a bit unfair in most Wars vs Trek arguments because he has infinite power, is omnipotent, omniscient, everything possible. If we wanted to be more realistic, he wouldn't bother getting involved and therefore could be excluded from the conversation. He likes Picard a lot, but never helps Picard live in near death situations. There is 0% chance he would side with the Q or even bother with Vader.
>>768242557
Forgot the image.
>>768242557
Yeah but she was a self-righteous, smug, irritating cunt - and fuck everyone for basically going all "thought police" on Geordie.
"Oh you can't have that fantasy, it's damaging to other people" - BITCH DON'T TELL ME HOW TO THINK.
Fuck as many anime traps as my cock can handle
>>768242588
I bet Geordie pounded the shit out of her holographic ass that evening. I'd start by spanking some sense into her.
>>768242546
Thank you /b/rother
>>768232989
Couldn't play cards with a hollow deck.
>>768242573
>The series finale proved that they set up a "puzzle" for Picard to try and figure out, if he failed human existence would have been destroyed.
The irony being they'd be destroyed by THEIR OWN ACTIONS - the Q were trying to help, in their own way. Probably due to self-preservation; the anti-time eventually would have flooded and undid the entire universe, which could effect the Continuum in unpredictable ways.
Q himself is probably humanity's strongest advocate and he keeps going to bat for them even when they get uppity and throw his assistance in his face.
If Picard was able to swallow his arrogance for like 10 seconds and actually LISTEN to the guy, who knows what kind of awesome adventures could be had.
>>768242766
I'd have gone back and beat her hologram until it was shitting teeth and laughed at it, then explained its entire existence to it about 10 seconds before irretrievably deleting it. It's been shown that holograms can experience existential dread, after all.
>>768242573
>if he failed human existence would have been destroyed.
but would it though? The last time Q went too far the continuum took his powers.
That aside, in hollywood the good guys (usually) win so the only "power" that counts is whether something is integral to the plot and ending.
>>768242819
The Q CREATED the "anti time" on purpose. Q literally says it in the episode. It was a test for humans, the Q could most likely just make the "anti time" disruption disappear as they do many other anomalies. I agree that Q is secretly a big advocate for humanity.
>>768232989
How does the federation not have an epidemic of people who live in the holodeck and never go outside? You have a machine that lets you do anything and go anywhere fuck real life
>>768242645
This. I would fuck the shit out of her.
>>768243144
They do, it’s called Holodeck Addiction. Ask Reg about it.
>>768242446
You are right in that no other Q makes that direct claim, but Q(TNG) has made allusions to Picard often that humans have the capacity to become as powerful as Q, and that would imply they are not naturally so.
>>768242533
Solid Vulcan logic, there. Remember Occam's Razor? By shaving off unlikelihoods, remaining likelihoods appear more likely. The writers are careful not to directly state these things, but the way they're implied would encourage the viewer to believe this speculation, anyway, even if it is not confirmed. Quinn (in Voyager) mentioned to Tuvok that "you mustn't think of us as omnipotent, no matter what the Continuum would like you to believe. You and your ship seem incredibly powerful to life-forms without your technical expertise. It's no different with us. We may appear omnipotent to you, but believe me, we're not." This, indeed, does not confirm or deny their power is from technology or natural occurrence, but it weighs a likelihood in one direction.
>>768243143
As far as I know, in the episodes I have never seen Q travel time. Maybe that's why he was afraid of gainen.
>>768243143
>>768243144
They do. It's called fedchan and it's full of tards, traps, gays, fags and racists..why do you think the rest of everything is so good on earth..It's because the fuckwits all spend all their time in a fantasy world using technology ;)
>>768232989
Barclay had the right idea...
>>768243333
They claim to travel time, but I don't think we directly see it. We do see proof (in voyager) that they don't age and have an infinite existence.
>>768243333
Quinn in Voyager transports the vessel to before the beginning of the universe. They were about to witness the Big Bang before Quinn took them back.
>>768243297
" We may appear omnipotent to you, but believe me, we're not."
This + vulnerability to Guinan's race opens up a lot of possibility.
I would simulate a large scale four way war between the Borg, the daleks, .the zerg, and reavers.
>>768243547
This is just mass hypnosis + knowledge of the past.
>>768243167
I love how in the episode with Reg's Holo-diction, Troi was the voice of reason and was pro the idea of letting Reg have his fantasies...
Until she discovered that a version of her was one of the holograms and she completely reversed her position.
Tl;dr - Troi is a hypocrite who holds the "it's fine if it's not me" attitude and is thus unsuitable as a therapist, and should actually know better thanks to her empathic abilities.
>>768243455
He's the only nigga that got caught you mean..I'm sure Beverly Crusher was having bukake gangbangs in her spare time in that holodeck
>>768243370
I wonder if fedchan /pol/ blames the ferengi and klingons for everything wrong with the galaxy
>>768243678
Most women react like this in public but are absolute whores in private
>>768243785
Nah, crusher just holo-replicated her dead ex and cried a lot. Bitch was so milquetoast it hurt.
>>768243655
Is that supported, or speculation?
Clean up after the program was over
>>768243807
Kek. Genuinely the best post I've read in ages
>>768243785
I was being serious. I'd be making programs of all the hot bitches I know IRL and doing such dirty things to them.
>>768243892
Admittedly 100% Speculation and just as likely as any other shitty theory
>>768238373
Hell I would fuck my mom.
I wonder why no one has decided to recreate the entire reality of the glorious Terran Empire. Or, maybe that's just the default state of fedchan's holodecks.
>>768243870
Trust me it's always the quietest ones that are the kinkiest.
>>768244083
The real or the hologram one?
>>768244083
You could fuck the underage version of your mom.
>>768244048
Me too, every single day.
>>768232989
Fuck every single woman I’ve ever even thought about wanting to fuck until my heart gives out.
>>768244151
Would you fuck the underage version of yourself?
>>768244229
I would fuck the underage version of my father. Fucking break that little bastard.
>>768241557
I felt the same when I first saw it and every time after. He can do better!
>>768243644
That “war” would last seconds with no one winning.
>>768242686
You are not alone, anon.
>>768243644
While I respect your right to be a fan of whatever sewage-tier shows those characters belong to (apart from the borg)...I forgot where I was going with that..seriously you must recognise that daleks are crap
>>768244306
lol ; brual fun
>>768244647
>sewage-tier shows
>zerg
>>768244796
I’m giving that anon the benefit of the doubt and say he’s probably just referencing Daleks.
Run a Babylon 5 simulation
>>768244647
>daleks are crap
Why do you think that? They managed to nearly wipe out all of the time lords.
>>768243644
what is that, a garbage can or something?
>>768245717
It's your mother's cloud enabled wifi dildo.
>>768245717
A garbage can with a toilet plunger.
>>768232989
Set it to mimic space and fuck your mother in zero gravity.
>>768232989
Live in a furry fantasy land.
>>768239803
Underrated post.
>>768243547
Shit I forgot about that, thanks anon.
I would use it to play Skyrim and fuck shit up with Sheogorath.
Connect it to a replicator an live in it.
>>768243547
I guess you could see that as mind control of Picard though. (That whole three different Picard episode).
>>768232989
I'd create a bunch of chairs to sit down on with a strange straddle move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs
>>768243644
Nice dubs, you're still a faggot.
>>768232989
I would probably do what Barkley was doing. but with much more rape.
>>768236966
IT HAS TO BE IN THE EIGHTIES!!!!!!! REEEEEEEE
>>768246879
Nigga, he never fucked anything up. He was chaos and let dickbagmcpalidin do his bidding.
Btw, I would like to say thanks to you anons. This has been a refreshing bread.
>>768247288
OP was not a faggot.
>>768233195
each with another me fucking the other me in the ass
>>768247452
I disagree, he is always a faggot. Just a little bit less this time.
>>768232989
Dial up the perfect 4 some Maisie Williams, Penny Robinson and that Larry Elmore Hobbit thief
>>768247804
I like where your heads at guy.
>>768247804
>maisie williams
jesus christ what's wrong with you
>penny robinson
now?
>a figure in a painting
you realize you'll get a paper cut, right?
Shit, fam, I could do whatever I want on a holodeck. Realistically, though, I'd probably spend all my time in a medieval fantasy world as a little elf girl getting fucked by giant orc dicks or similar.
>>768247179
I don't mean destroy shit, just fuck with the humans like rising a herd of zombie sheep and having them invade solitude just to crowd people and stink up the place.
>>768248336
Classic Penny from the first season before she cut her hair and put om mini skirts and go go danced. First season she was so shy and lonely and fell for any space rogue who told her she was pretty
I would setup a 4some with Troi, Kes, and Jadzia.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!
Way to many things, it would probably consume my life.
>>768249451
If were going all star trek: The new young Dax, the vulcanoid girl from who watches the watchers and Lt Tamula
>>768247606
Diet faggot.
>>768232989
I'd use it to revisit the time I fucked your mother.
There was a DS9 episode about this very topic. Quark had a business associate who owned his own holosuite and wanted a scan of Kira. Saw the rerun the other day.
>>768250083
>>768249264
Just look at that by season three she cut her hair, put on a hippy minis skirt and is go go dancing on tables. Disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUhTw5Zzzjo
>>768239646
here is better version
