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Post a better airplane.
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>>768207250
>Post a better airplane.
Here you go
Easy.
>>768207325
not even close
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>768207408
>not even close
>Wooden
>High altitude recognisance
>Air photography
>Pathfinder bomber
>Low-level precision bomber
>Night fighter
>Coastal patrol and anti-submarine
>Train buster
>Bomb load roughly the same as an early Fortress
>Could be fitted with a 57mm 6lb rapid-fire cannon
Now tell me about your Lightening again
the wing sucked so it couldn't pull out of a steep dive, many were lost that way. it did look kool.
Move aside, scrubs, and behold pure aerospace awesomeness
Looks awesome, pure panty-dropper
Historical af
Machine guns, lol
Great fuel economy, over 100 mpg!
Easy to repair - a craftsman wrench and some wd40 does the trick
>>768207250
>>768207579
>>768207401
>Nuked the USA without them even knowing
>>768207250
what is cool about that planes, besides the weird shape it looks slower than most dog fighters of the time and with very low space to carry bombs, so it looks kinda useless, Also I I love the Messerschmitt Me 262 first turbojet ever, most advanced and fastest ww2 fighter
>>768207823
what the hell is that?
>>768207250
Undefeated bitches
>>768208123
>what the hell is that?
Ask an Argentinian
>>768207325
my man
>>768208392
I am one and no idea
>>768207921
>>768208390
>baby's first favourite ww2 fighters
>>768207250
Silbervogel, ready to nuke America
>>768208479
>Just as soon as we invent nukes
>>768208616
I'm not american
>>768208441
>I am one and no idea
No, and nor did your air force when some flew from the UK to bomb the airstrip on the Falklands.
it was just a sort of "Hi, from the UK. We're on our way" announcement - with munitions.
>>768207579
Who's that Pokémon?
>>768208441
Vulcan bomber
British jet bomber.
The US and Britain played some war games a while back to simulate nuclear war. This thing flew over the entire east coast of America and not one system managed to spot it. The British military then rung them up and questioned if the US were actually taking part, because a plane capable of carrying a nuclear payload just flew over a number of major cities, and no one did anything to stop them.
And Thus the stealth bomber was discovered
![panavia-tornado-gr1-ids-prototype-xx947[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qtgtifT.jpg "panavia-tornado-gr1-ids-prototype-xx947[1].jpg")
This single airframe has been in service for one-third of the life of the RAF. And what did we use when we wanted to join in bombing Syria? These.
>>768208222
Kekd and checkd
>>768208841
That’s a hell of a payload
I always loved the Avro Vulcan. Saw this plane, XH558, on its last ever flight at Woodford. Came screaming in with the bomb bay doors open, did some low turns and banks and headed off into the history books. Forerunner of Concorde, first successful delta wing bomber and it could outmaneuver fighters of the time.
>>768208841
Cause typhoons are shit and britbongs cant afford to keep them operational nor have qualified pilots
>>768207823
>>768208123
>>768208392
>>768208441
>>768208718
>>768208810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBJ99bIhAVk
>>768208810
Also to add to this. Saw one of them fly a while back. Bare in mind, this thing is 2.5 wider than an sr71 blackbird, with 4 rolls royce turbo jet engines. This thing fills the sky both in stature and presence
>>768208267
Came here to post warthog porn.
>>768209058
It doesnt fill the sky at all anymore though. Lol
>>768209165
What sound does that make?
>>768208995
I saw it at Duxford a few years back. had no idea it was going to be there, i was jsut driving home, and I saw it on the horizon and said to gf "oh look a fighter jet" and it jsut kept getting closer, and bigger, and louder, and as soon as i realised it was the vulcan i pulled the car over and just said "seriously, get out the fucking car and watch this thing" and it flew right over up. truely a spectacle
>>768207920
Ah beat me to this. The 262 was a beautiful thing.
>>768209172
yes its a shame, but its kind are not needed now days with long range missile capabilities. I just feel bad for kids now days who will never get to experience shit like this (and a lot of the other planes in this thread)
>>768209165
Have to agree - nothing quite Brrrrrrrrrrrttts like a Warthog
>>768207401
Agree
>>768209203
When I got back to the car after seeing it, my knees actually buckled. It was such an awe-inspiring sight I nearly dropped to the ground right there. You're lucky to have seen it in the air because you'll never see it again.
Not sexy, but I saw this thing at an air show recently. They brought it down and landed this huge motherfucker in under 1000 feet.
Quintet
This. Shame it never took off, forgive the pun.
>>768208616
Fuck you, the axis should have WW2
I've always had a soft spot for these
No aircraft then or since has ever beaten its rate of climb. Designed for just one thing - interception of Russian high-altitude bombers like the Bear. Take off, light up the afterburners, stand it on it's tail and "Hello Ivan, it's party time"
>>768209453
Agreed, I saw them take this thing off with rockets strapped to it at an airshow... it was fucking NUTS. These things are huge.
not the greatest plane ever but you've got to admire this bit of flying
Then there is this beauty. Saw one flyover at Mildenhall once. Set of every car alarm in the carpark and made the ground shake.
>>768209768
I love the Lightning, they just look like something you'd draw as a kid doodling fighter planes. Pity they were so difficult and time-consuming to service, the engines stacked on top of each other made them too complicated. And they drank fuel like a Scotsman drinks Irn Bru.
>>768209795
That's some skills for what is basically a flying bus.
>>768209795
DC10s are still flying niggers all over the world even tho it's a hunk of junk.
Blohm & Voss BV 141 all up in this motherfucker
>>768209970
Good choice
>>768207921
>>768208267
>>768208317
Solid choices.
>talking about best airplane ever
>no mention of F14
Are you fuckers stupid?
Had a F14B save my ass in Iraq in 2004. Far as I’m concerned, best airplane ever.
>>768207250
Bend the knee, you pleb.
>>768209795
I would empty my bowels like that rustbucket empties fire retardant
>>768210194
X29-
An airplane that would be impossible to fly without computer assistance
>>768210259
The Battle of Britain Memorial Flight went over my apartment building a few years back. The Lancaster engines made the entire building shake, I thought it was going to fall down, ran onto the balcony and caught it going low right over me. Flew a couple of miles out, made a turn and came back. Another awe-inspiring plane, and the designers went on to make the Vulcan.
>>768210141
Skyraider? Solid choice. CAS birds are awesome
>>768209777
You saw a C-130, that's a C-17.
>>768209511
underrated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerikabomber
>>768210480
it's the A-10's dad
>>768207250
>better airplane.
That kinda depends on the mission or purpose, doesn't it? Care to narrow that down?
>>768208267
>>768209165
Having been around a bunch of the modern frames in this thread the Warthog is still my favorite. The A10 is a pure killing machine built around a simple concept. This one, like many others, came back under its own power and continued to fly. Best of luck to you other posers.
>>768210515
Expensive. F15E “Mud Hen” was more cost effective and a solid platform
>>768210619
it's all subjective. i just like the P-38 the best
>>768210650
>>768210321
>An airplane that would be impossible to fly without computer assistance
Like every other modern fighter
>>768210650
The A-10 was clearly built by engineers. I was at an airshow a few weeks back and while there were a lot of sexy planes there, everybody wanted to look in the A-10. I suspect everybody there knew somebody whose life was saved by one. Great fucking plane.
>>768210175
>Had a F14B save my ass in Iraq in 2004
No, you didn't.
>>768210984
>I suspect everybody there knew somebody whose life was saved by one.
Lel, you're a moron
>>768210194
what are the adventages of swept forrward wings, wikipedia is not helping
>>768210742
Ah. Well then... I always admired the DC-3 for its classic design, longevity, and art deco styling.
>>768210984
>A-10
fucking faggot plane
>>768211082
Hyperbole is fun you fucking autist.
No Avro Arrow?
>ftfy
B-17
Lancaster
Spitfire
F-15
>>768211206
Summer is early this year
>>768211319
global warming
>>768211208
Don't cry ya wee gimp
>>768209795
That's insanely close flying
>>768211109
A higher angle of attack meaning increased maneuverability at high speeds, not so useful overall it turns out but now that we are getting into scramjets they might start showing up again.
>>768211046
I didn’t? It was clearly an F14 flying low, slow and dirty over Kerbala in the spring of 04. There was only 1 carrier in the gulf at the time, the Carl Vinson if I remember correctly, and it had the last 2 active Tomcat squadrons in the navy. One was equipped with D models and the other B models. F14Bs are optimized for ground attack roles, D models were for BARCAP missions and interceptions. So it was definitely an F14B.
But hey, it’s whatever... I don’t know what I’m talking about, right?
>>768211109
they're much more maneuverable, but come with a host of other drawbacks, which is why you don't see them
>>768207401
>no guns
>can't carry bombs
>is best at running away from things, like SAM's.
>is black and looks cool, however
It's literally the Barack Obama of aeroplanes. kek
>>768211229
Nobody cares about Canadian garbage
weak. what about the f-...uh...
...no, actually you're right.
>>768211782
Kek
>>768211594
a) You weren't in Iraq you bullshit merchant.
b) who gives a fuck if you were? Well done, you are complicit in war crimes and crimes against humanity, all for corporate interests. History will remember you as the murderous scum you are. And you wanna brag about this?
The F14 should have been shot down and landed on your unit of psycho losers.
>>768211681
>Avro
>British manufacturer.
Retard
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/79/1e/cd791eb62501399e8a324313a3c049c5.jpg
>>768211681
Riiiight. Yea, they didn't care about it so much that they forcefully shut the program down.
>>768207250
There is no comparison
>>768211840
My only wish is that I killed more dirty hadji fuckers.
Well, no... more dirty hadji fuckers and you.
>>768209927
I've loved this plane since I was a kid and got a tour of the Rockwell factory.
>>768207250
anything that isnt USA related wins
>>768211966
What a tragic little loser you are. I bet your wife cucked you while you were away serving your masters who saw you as cannon fodder.
>>768211959
yes there is a comparation, the t50 that its even better and for a lower price
>>768209511
oh man, i remember being a kid in the 80s and seeing everybody making toys and models of this jet all the time. it was so commonplace that i just assumed it was a real fighter jet in service.
>>768211881
>https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/79/1e/cd791eb62501399e8a324313a3c049c5.jpg
>>768209795
Jesus.
>>768211959
eh, its alright looking, but it has such a boring looking profile and its a little pancakey. im not a big fan of the f22/f23 style of jets. they just look like a piece of soap that's been worn down to a sliver.
>>768211867
>Avro Arrow
>prototype aircraft built for Canadian Airforce
>too expensive for the weak ass GDP of Canada; project canceled
>US continues to subsidize Canadian national defense, Canadian AF completely useless anyway
Beta cuck
>>768212118
top kek 10/10
>>768212281
Built for them by a British manufacturer.
Braindead gimp
Cyka blyat
>>768209728
Go back to /pol/. Better yet, kill yourself.
>>768212096
Go suck Bernie’s dick, soy boy. You wouldn’t fight for anything anyway.
>>768210650
>pure killing machine built around a simple concept
>>768210842
Yeah,and here's what that beast shot. The little guy is .50 ca l(12.7 mm) and soft metal. The big one is 30 mm and hard metal hate.
>>768212665
Kek, I wouldn't fight for some old white dudes to get richer while their spoiled sons fuck my wife like they fucked yours.
And you didn't fight, you murdered. You're a hired goon for corporations. Like the biggest cuck of all time. You don't even get paid well.
Absolute top lel watching you losers think you're real men when you're being fooled every day of your life.
>>768212797
Just fuck off to /pol/ - we're posting aircraft
>>768209021
nice video, even though I am from argentina I love planes and military tactis, we always love what we cant have
>>768212797
Oh and so you’re going to tell me that YOU’RE a real man? You better move our of your mom’s house and stop listening to your liberal ass humanities professor... and stop wearing your sister’s pants
>>768212925
This
>>768208317
Bold tigers nigggaaa
>>768207250
Best airplane there is.
>>768207250
>"post a better airplane"
>posts three sausages attached to some wings
you must have a puny penor.
>>768213102
You are so hilarious. The best you can do is wheel out some boilerplate insults because even this chat is overtaxing your minuscule brain.
You're such a loser, it's so funny
Is it the fastest? no
IDK why but it's just so GD sexy
>>768213415
>He says, posting on 4chan on a Thursday evening...
>>768209101
Must be hell for pilots with OCD.
>>768213799
I know, right?
>>768213618
Viper- single seat, multirole... you can fly right up your own asshole!
>>768213311
yess
>>768213102
>>768213415
Why don't you two fuck of and get a room? You're clearly both gay as fuck and have the raging hots for each other.
We can then get back to planes while you fudge-pack each other to death. Just remember to offer a reach-around
best lawn mower ever, the pampa ia63
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W_LkemTBas
>>768214472
Wow obscure
>>768214432
You know, he probably is a little twink faggot...
>>768211046
Fuck Yah /b/rother! I'm glad you made it back and I appreciate your ridding this planet of a few of those stinky dirty hadji fucks
>>768211840
>>768210175
>>768212096
STFU you cuck little bitch, go back to your mommy and GTFO of here
>>768214577
just in case someone wonders its altitude was 0.85 meters
>>768214819
what the actual fuck?
>>768214927
the ussr tried gilding tanks in to battle by attaching them to heavy bombs like the tb-3
this was the result
>>768212559
>>768212925
Go back to fucking reddit.
>>768211840
Fuck you, America is great
>>768211966
Also fuck you, you probably cried and screamed over the radio that you needed help then came back bragging about how you killed them all
>>768216673
America is a corrupt joke of a country, hollow in its core
I find the lack of Jug in this thread very disappointing
>>768216673
>>768216871
and the fact that people (read americans) always brings up americabased corporations as an argument to be great just strengthens the fact of how corrupt the country is
>>768207250
>Protip: you cunt
>>768216906
this indeed a problem
>>768217123
Tunnan får icke glömmas!
>>768217030
Because it's justified
>having the worlds largest GDP
>owning 25 percent of the market so everyone needs the united states in order to survive
>have the largest, most powerful and most advanced military so no one has the balls to do anything about it
That's all that matters. America is great.
>>768217274
GDP is bullshit if it isnt per capita so that argument is utter bullshit.
Show me statistics of the goverment america owning 25% off the worldmarket, please do.
Both Kina and India have larger armies.
anything else?
>>768217150
Oy vey culiao!
>>768215769
What could even deliver the grand slam bomb?
>>768210984
remind me which military plan in the last 80 years wasn't built by engineers?
>>768207250
>>768207325
If you are going to pick twin engine heavy fighters to enjoy, at least pick a good one.
>>768217462
Hey you guise!
>>768207250
This would have been the best plan if it wasn't for the conniving jews
>>768217395
>this fucking thing
fuck outta here pussies
>>768217659
>both kina and india have larger armies
Troop Count = Largest Army?
The land war is dead and that's where India and China keep investing their worthless defense spending in. America has the largest Navy, Airforce, and Mechanized force on the planet. We literally let stuff that's not even 20 years old sit and collect dust because we have so much.
Also India and China would get clobbered by America in a war so blow me.
>>768210175
Lel hope you had a great time fighting for the jews in the desert
>>768217671
A Lancaster with no dorsal gunner and lengthened bomb bay
>>768218026
I'm pretty sure at least one saw test flights
>>768218344
haha focuses on the one part people doesnt like about america, pointing out that youre "greatness" lies in an expensive army. Stop digging your own grave and let your country do it for you, as they are so good at it
>>768217462
>sasha grey
I don't get the reference
>>768212491
Overrated
>>768218684
Muh negroid
>>768218344
and yes, troop count = largest army
largest army doesent equal an effective nor an advanced army.
but hey, look at nazi germany. By far the most advanced army of its age, but recieved a wooping because they thought too big of themselves.. sounds familliar?
>>768218684
dude, we were just messing, why you gotta swing for real like that?
>>768218774
no because they got economically starved and gangbanged by half the western world + russia.
>>768218344
>we blow a lot of money on weapons during the most peaceful time in world history, we smart you guys.
guess thats why everyone is catching up so fast economically
>>768218684
Might look cool, but the name is retarded. The Handley Page Victor rolls off the off the tongue like a sack of shit
>>768218955
Nazi Germanys economy was doing well for as long as they honored the peace treaty with sovjet, but they thought too big of themselves and thought they could take on sovjet at the same time, which lead to their demise
>>768218955
>>768219213
because they didnt have the numbers nor the economy to do so
>>768218502
Yeah, too bad this is all that's left of it.
>>768208267
This
>>768218812
>shot by cogo productions
Did they ever get caught?
>>768219287
There are restoring it, happily enough
>>768218774
As other anons said, because they got fucked economically.
Also you can't compare warfare from nearly 100 years ago to today, that's just retarded. As well the tech Germany had was only good when it worked, it was too advanced and half of the time they didn't work as intended. Hardly the most advanced.
Believe me, if China, India or Russia had any capability of fighting the United States they would of done so by now. There's a reason why Russia didn't fire those nukes in the Cold War and there's a reason why Putin didn't shoot down our missiles we fired at Syria, they would of gotten fucking destroyed, they're a bunch of pussies.
Also dumbing freedom onto this thread for these non-American fags.
>>768214633
it's a beast though. basically the F-22 of the pre-jet era
>>768219818
>>768219894
>>768219851
This
Two ~2000 hp engines, large wing area and small frontal cross section make a hell of a fighter
Plus the eight guns it Carrys
>>768219585
kek
>>768219973
>>768220051
>>768219894
I played the Airwolf theme over this
>>768219267
Not exactly.
Any country will eventually have a heavy strain on it's economy when taking on the entire world. It's actually amazing how long the Germans hung on considering the amount of evil they were facing.
The Russians would have lost eventually too for the same reason if the world had declared war on them like they did to Germany. The only reason they didn't was because the Soviets were 85% jewish.
Though it would seem that such a scenario was just a matter of time. With a lack of jews in the current Russian government the kikes are trying to get their american dogs to go after Russia today just like the did to Germany 75 years ago.
>>768210650
Is that the Eagle Dynamics Direct or Steam version?
Suck it
>>768217274
>that's all that matters
is it, really? that's pathetic.
>>768209021
Great documentary about Vulcans bombing raid of Falklands airport runway in 1982.
>>768220099
>considering the amount of evil they were facing.
Nazi sympathizer detected
>>768220215
It's the way of the future
not even close
>>768220385
Luckyyy
All those clear green things
>>768220226
>that's pathetic
That's how it works, the United States may be corrupt, but powerful because of those factors.
>>768213328
literally not even a plane
>>768220478
is it figuratively a plane?
>>768217123
Draken was way ahead of its time
>>768213328
literally a plane
>>768219851
the F7F is the most patrician prop fighter
>>768218684
This plane seems kinda sad :( He wishes he was a single seat fighter jet and the pilot some hot girl
>>768211966
You sound 14. Not sure if that's because you're a 14 year-old who's pretending to be a veteran or if you're actually a vet who's just fucking stupid.
Either way, it's painfully obvious you've never killed anyone.
>>768219597
Yeah but unfortunately not to fly.
Check out the awesome pressure suit they designed for the thing.
Though the Americans did kidnap all the German engineers after the war and developed the B2 and F117 from their work. So at least it the designed survived the jews.
>>768208914
kys
My dad has one of these. Fun AF.
>not flying a Cessna
my 94 year old grandfather was a weapons mechanic on P-51s in WWII.
>>768209015
Add Germany to this list
The Lustwaffe is as operational as in april 1945
>>768221022
Fuck me, Luftwaffe
>>768209566
I'm going to have to agree, spookiest/ any form of C-130 makes them the best, only plane that can fly from pole to pole carrying thousands of pounds of cargo
>>768207250
Strewth dude, that heap of scrap metal had absolutely no sense tempo, rhythm, or harmonics.
You want something better:
Jefferson Airplane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myVzaR8cmDA
>>768220269
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot how wonderful the world is due to the allied victory. I mean without such a victory how could we ever of had our countries overran by rapy mystery meat or have faggorty or degeneracy celebrate?
I mean Hitler actually loved his people and wanted greatness for his country, good thing that was squashed by the "good guys"
>>768220204
Bump for this question to be answrred
>>768210141
Nice plane, the engine cowling looks kinda weird though
Like it was originally developed for another plane and strapped to the Skyraider instead
>>768221268
>rapy mystery meat
I'm not agreeing or disagreeing, but fucking hell that made me laugh
>>768221268
I don't think you're going to sway too many peoples opinion based on that...
Also if you feel you need a rebuttal, eat shit.
>>768221268
state sponsored genocide is bad, dude.
>>768220215
>>768210984
They're right, you're a faggot and a retard.
>>768207579
That thing is sexy as fuck. And for a drone, it's bigger than you think.
>>768221430
Considering how the kikes in America have repayed our efforts on our behalf we should have let the Krauts have em. Hell we should have giftwrapped the Jews in America and shipped to the camps.
>>768221747
And with a few simple modifications, I can turn one plane into two planes.
>>768221747
What's better then one p-51?
Two
>>768209165
That picture gave me an erection.
Fun fact: The missile on the port (closest) wing is an AGM-65 Maverick, probably the Infra-Red tracking version. The blue bands indicate that it's an inert missile, without a warhead or rocket motor.
The A-10 pilots used the IR cameras in the nose of these missiles as poor-man's thermal-imaging cameras, so the A-10 could fly night missions. Now, with the A-10C, they carry a Litening or Sniper pod to give the night-vision capability.
>>768221644
i'm just saying, murder is wrong
>>768209777
>>768210509
Either way, a C-17 puts on a fucking awesome airshow performance. My favorite part is when it backs itself out of its spot on the parking ramp, using the jets. The fucking thing can taxi backwards!!
>>768210398
If you're in Canada or ever find yourself here please go to the Hamilton warplane Museum. Absolutely amazing when I was a kid my dad myself and a former tail gunner in a Lancaster went up for a 40-minute ride. You can pay for them when you go there look it up
>>768219632
Excuse me for never having heard one in real life, but do bombs actually whistle when they fall? It's a question I've always been to embarrassed to ask in real life.
>>768220269
>Nazi sympathizer detected
The guy crying about Russia being full of Jews is a Nazi sympathiser? You don't say ...
>>768221430
What state sponsored genocide? The Germans identified the jews as a national security risk due to their direct involvement in establishing Antifa who were killing Germans in the streets. Not to mention there was the Holodomor in their recent memory were Jews killed 30 million the the Ukraine in an actual state sponsored Genocide. Due to this risk they did the standard practice of the day and put them into work camps for the duration of the war.
The American also identified the Japanese as a national security risk in same war and put them into work camps just like the Germans. The only difference is the Germans did not bomb the American camps and cause mass starvation and disease like they did.
Whats really evil is how the American's then used the mess they directly created as a justification for causing a war that killed millions on the name of the jew.
And they do it over and over, makeing up claims of WMDs to take over Iraq and are trying to make up claims of Syrian gas attacks to fight yet another war for the jew.
>>768221379
Go get in the gas chamber juden. Breath the gift gas deep.
>>768211506
no one's getting into scramjets. assuming anyone ever does, it won't be for a long time.
>>768221151
>only plane that can fly from pole to pole carrying thousands of pounds of cargo
Uh, what now?
No, no they can't. They can barely make it from Newfoundland to Scotland on a full tank.
f-22 has nothing on this one
Retired marine. A10. That sound. That echo meant lives were saved. Fuck the navy. Thank you to all service members in the airforce.
The F4U Corsair has unanimously voted Sexiest Plane of All Time in Sexy Planes Digest.
>>768222867
actually i think it means lives were ended. smarten up.
>>768207250
Depends on which era and purpose.
