Conspiracy Theories General.
Share your conspiracy theories you /b/igots. Provide as much proof as you can.
>>768092273
spend 1 trillion bailing out Wall Street
Or give 4 billion to political parties for their campaigns? That’s perfectly lawful
Page 5: iniquity is on a sharp rise
With rampant unregulated capitalism swamping our rights
Corporations won’t raise minimum wage but raise rent on estates
Forcing many into a homeless state, sleeping in public spaces, in a... Parklife!
And hark at these shady trade deals all being signed:
TTIP, TPP... sound boring, right? don’t ignore what’s behind:
Malevolent Machiavellian machinating forces combined
Not acting for yours or mine. It’s all for the corporate whores in disguise
>>768092393
What can we do to stop it?! Big if true
>>768092273
were stuck reliving the same lives over and over. Only the people who concentrate on what they would do diff have the memories to make the different choice.
variables can change wildly though so knowing what you would do in one life might not come to play in the next
>>768092444
Don’t believe the hype
The Fox news lies, or the Daily Mail, the Times
Be spiritually aligned.
>>768092273
That the moon is hollow
>>768092482
This is a fact.
>>768092536
Fuck off leftist degenerate faggot.
>>768092393
You should be thrown out of a helicopter you dirt commie faggot.
>>768092273
>OP is a fag
source:
>>768092556
best be trolling nigger.
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>>768092536
Listen! This commie’s a minion, only giving you half the picture;
He won’t mention the secret force that keeps the poor poor and the rich richer.
>>768092745
Well what is it, then? Do tell.
>>768092745
Well say something you colossal faggot
The posters of 4chan are monkeys sitting next to each other in a big ass space underneath the united states, dug by niggers in 19th century, with computers and their sole purpose is to post on this site.
Some program (made by a monkey) omits stuff like: 'fjgmq mk kdffkd mlkd', but allows stuff that looks like words and sentences like:
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>>768092884
I'll show you, slaves! Prepare to have your minds blown.
But first I need you all to focus, get your third eyes open.
Turn off your TVs, your NSA devices disguised as iPhones:
This is the most critical message you'll ever hear in your lives.
It's a massive conspiracy, we are shackled up under its weight
But I'm here to brush away the dust and expose its structure, you have to listen in.
This is the symbol of tyranny; since ancient Egypt they haven't hidden it
Witness its fearful symmetry in the ubiquitous shape of the pyramid
Who stands above the military, royalty, and above celebrities? (((They)))Do!
Who directs the press, the Fed, and the Universities? (((They)))do!
Who operates above the Law and Courts, causes wars for sport
And forcefully contorts the results of all elections before the voting call? (((They))) do!!
Niggers are not actually biologically different.
They are just white people that were cooked for too long
This is why niggers are dumber, their brains are fried from day one
>>768092986
Why do you conspiracy nuts always end up being anti semitic...
>>768092986
Holy shittttt
There is no theory, only conspiracy. Earth is run by demons chosen by the devil. Only faith in Jesus Christ can redeem you.
>>768092986
Hang on anon, who are (((they)))?
>>768093074
Hard to say.
>>768093156
nah that second one was a suicide, I know i was there coordinating it.
>>768093199
It’s blatant!
Prep your brains as I unveil this; the architects and agents of the Matrix:
The New World Order! They rule straight from the apex
While we, the victims, are kept restrained at the base in cages.
since my flat earth thread just 404d ill just post here
>>768093277
So what can we do?!
I hate niggers, I hate jews, I hate dune coons, I hate beaners, I hate all the shitty versions of people.
chris benoit was murdered, so was his wife and son
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>>768093388
That isn't a conspiracy it's just average opinions in the South.
Statue in Vatican City
>>768093032
collecting rainwater is illegal in the US?
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>>768093368
We galley slaves have to mutiny
We have to expose the truth of this huge pyramid scheme of oppression and usury
Those at the top are cowards, they fear public scrutiny:
Yeah, you heard me! Show yourselves, Illuminati! End this lunacy!
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>>768092958
>Some program (made by a monkey) omits stuff like: 'fjgmq mk kdffkd mlkd', but allows stuff that looks like words and sentences like:
okay beef sperginoff. this isn't a cringe thread.
>>768092986
Damn son you woke af
The evidence for a flat earth is derived from many different facets of science and philosophy. The simplest is by relying on ones own senses to discern the true nature of the world around us. The world looks flat, the bottoms of clouds are flat, the movement of the sun; these are all examples of your senses telling you that we do not live on a spherical heliocentric world. This is using what's called an empirical approach, or an approach that relies on information from your senses. Alternatively, when using Descartes' method of Cartesian doubt to skeptically view the world around us, one quickly finds that the notion of a spherical world is the theory which has the burden of proof and not flat earth theory.
Perhaps the best example of flat earth proof is the Bedford Level Experiment. In short, this was an experiment performed many times on a six-mile stretch of water that proved the surface of the water to be flat. It did not conform to the curvature of the earth that round earth proponents teach.
>>768092273
pepsi and coca cola is actually the same
reminder.
>>768093138
Didn't Andrew Jackson also do that?
>>768093629
WRONG RETARD TRY AGAIN
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>>768092986
This is the best thing this thread has to offer
>>768094376
TRY AGAIN FAGGOT SOYBOI
>>768092986
You are insane if you actually believe the bullshit you're spewing.
>>768092986
Kek!
>>768094441
OMG GTFO NORMIE FAGGOT
>>768094441
Put aside your ego for 10 seconds and listen to what we're telling you. We are the ones telling the truth, and if you're not ready to listen to the truth then get off this board and go back to "your" bubble that you believe is reality.
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>>768094665
OMG IVE SEEN IT IVE BEEN TO OUTTER SPACE >
>>768094665
says the retard that got its information from the internet. Where all information is real.
>caffinated drinks and electronic screens keep your brain up late at night, so you need sleep medication to rest
>Sleep medication makes you foggy in the morning, need caffeine to wake up
>Put water in a bottle and make it more expensive that soda
>City tap water intentionally bad so you spend money locally to buy water in bottles
>Companies that make cellphones add features like face recognition to unlock your phone.
>Things like eye tracking to scroll pages and such
>Terms and conditions make vague mentions of "sending anonymous data to improve experience" or some such
>They can watch where you're looking to see which advertisements are most effective in catching your attention and interest.
>Maybe not limited to advertisements.
>They can sell this money to advertising companies (or use it in their own if they have one)
>Laptops can have these features too
>Any restaurant you go to that uses fountain sodas already dispenses the drinks cold and they only add ice to take up space
>Larger drinks have proportionally more ice
>Pay different prices for the same amount of liquid, the price increase is because there's more ice and more material in the cup.
>Some drugs aren't legalized because companies with lots of money would be able to easilly out perform people currently making a living selling illegal drugs
>This would add significantly to unemployment
>It would also slash out a huge part of funding through fines and fees
You ready boys..?
"An illusion it will be, so large, so vast it will escape their perception.
Those who will see it will be thought of as insane.
We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us.
We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive. Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves. This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.
We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute.
We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy. Death will come to he who speaks.
We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite.
We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening.
We will use soft metals, ageing accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air.
They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn.
The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison.
The poisons will be absorbed through their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.
From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information.
The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear.
We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.
We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones.
Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.
They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know
their true effect.
When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them it is for their help.
Google it if you want the rest
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>>768092986
Best bread on b
..fuck it I'll post it all.
When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them it is for their help.
We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.
When their teeth decay we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future.
When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine.
We will render them docile and weak before us by our power.
They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.
We will focus their attention toward money and material goods so they many never connect with their inner self. We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games so they may never be one with the oneness of it all.
Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say. If they refuse we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use fear as our weapon.
We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides.
We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan.
They will perform the labour for us and we shall prosper from their toil.
Our families will never mix with theirs. Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.
We will make them kill each other when it suits us.
We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion.
We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how.
We will guide them kindly and gently letting them think they are guiding themselves.
We will foment animosity between them through our factions.
When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best.
We will make them rip each other’s hearts apart and kill their own children.
>>768092986
You are fucked up
>>768094923
We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.
The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers. They will be busy killing each other.
They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbours for as long as we see fit.
We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.
We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths.
We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished.
We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds.
We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this.
The tools will be provided by their labour.
We will make them hate themselves and their neighbours.
We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one. This they must never know!
They must never know that colour is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.
Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal.
We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.
We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have.
We will establish a money system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.
When they shall band together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media.
We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favour.
When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that.
They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons.
>>768094961
We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.
The recruits will be called “initiates” and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms. Members of these groups will think they are one with us never knowing the truth. They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.
For their work they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars. They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment. This they will never know.
The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late.
Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.
When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them. This reality will be their prison. They will live in self-delusion.
When our goal is accomplished a new era of domination will begin.
Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.
But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.
If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action.
They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen. Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter.
This is the secret covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.
This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.
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>>768094978
This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist. It must NEVER, EVER be written or spoken of for if it is, the consciousness it will spawn will release the fury of the PRIME CREATOR upon us and we shall be cast to the depths from whence we came and remain there until the end time of infinity itself."
There's only One who can save you. His name is Christ.
>>768092986
Do people actually believe that bullshit? You crazy fuck go watch alex jones and die of fluoride and gay frogs kekekek
>>768092986
Hi leddit
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>>768094887
>ITT a bunch of virgins.
>>768095239
>I'll call them virgins that'll show them!
>>768095302
It is called the truth, not fake flat earth truth. REAL TRUTH.
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>>768092273
Russian KGB infiltrated our pop culture to spread Marxism starting in the 50s... They created hippie movement in the 60s which led to our drug culture... which has led to a poisoning of our Universities... Now, Marxism is thriving in the US and is on the rise in both cultural philosophy as well as in our economy... Half of you fucks are probably falling for it
>>768095366
I can forgive people that aren't aware of the matrix to not believe the truth, but when there's overwhelming evidence in front of you and you're ignoring it, that's another thing.
There's no excuse to be this ignorant in this day of age.
From Stegosaurus Age, there was a Club that controlled us in our souls
They keep us in line tell us to do all the time and they hold us by our balls
And over thousands of millennia passing, they put us through different events yeah
Gave us cancer, and 9/11, and the plague and then fucked us in the ass
Now the whole wide world is run by homo frogs that are controlled by forces far beyond me
God is now part of the league under Muhammad Ali
And we're all toys children of the mods
Carefully chose to toy with nominally
Wanna know why it all be? Just follow the oil money
And it's run by a race of Jews and the Lizards control them too
And it's run by some black dude
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
I'm in charge of the Club now too and my dick is inside some dudes
I control all your thoughts and all your moves
I'm in the Illuminati, I'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati, I'm in the Illuminati
Everything that you believe is probably not true
I'm in love with some gay black dude
>>768095239
>trying to derail this thread by using shaming tactics
>>768095469
First step of joining the New World Order as you find out your first day
Commit a blood sacrifice and perform two acts of which the nature of which is gay
Then you go up in the tower where the man in high castle bends you over for him to rape
Come to think of it, actually, I blew twenty guys and my membership card is late
Now I'm thinking like do you know who I call up for information on Illuminati
Someone there could explain me how world domination plans tie into boy's
Cocks stuck up my butt, now I'm in bed rest hurts my butt when I pee
Now I'm all outta moneys, gave all of it to the Chine
>>768095239
Very insightful. How did you come to this conclusion? Did you mantra meditate with monks while on DMT to become so enlightened?
Please continue to share your profound divine knowledge with the rest of us low vibrational frequency peasants.
>>768095451
lol says the virgin basement serpent that dedicates its life to ignorance.
>>768095509
The World is run by an Asian dude
Who transforms to a gay Tom Cruise and that's controlled by the same black dude
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
And these guys that are in my room represent New World Order too
And they say when they're inside of my poop chute
I'm in the Illuminati, I'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati, I'm in the Illuminati
Everything that I believe is coming now true
I'm in love with the shape of dudes
The forces of Hades pulls us, controlled by a ancient culture
Killed all of the Haitis and the Jews of the Mercedes troll-off
Was told I could pay to join up, all they did was rape my cornhole
I called to complain, was told that "All sales are final, don't call back!"
And it's run by a pack of coons, and they pull us with magnets too
The Kabal where our ass is lubed
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
Black guys always send my nudes and now my butt hole smells like dudes
And Yo Gotti says soon as he jizzes
I'm in the Illuminati
>>768093269
that looks like a 1996 webpage
>>768095595
Exactly what am I ignorant of, sir?
>>768092986
Dude get a life
>>768095564
wow what a loser
>>768095920
wow what a loser faggot manchild
>>768095614
wow your mom must love you for your intelligence
>>768092986
Kekked
>>768092997
Ffs I hope this person was trolling lol if not what a fucking idiot
>>768093458
Whats up with the pine cone
>>768097188
it's a reference to the (pine)al gland aka the third eye. google it
>>768092273
Hitler didn't die in Berlin in the Führerbunker in 1945 but fled to Argentina where he died sometime during the 60's
The only evidence to support Hitler dying in the Führerbunker is the word of the Soviet Union/KGB who obviously had an agenda to push
evidence:
>https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/HITLER%2C%20ADOLF_0003.pdf
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw1hgOlHTD4
>>768092273
Thousands of years ago...
The first niggers were white people who accidentally fell into a vat of ink, which poisoned them and made them retarded.
