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>not having an asian fuckslut who sends you 4 nudes a day and calls you daddy

why do you faggots even live?
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for the preservation of the white race
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>>767923367
Implying you'd kill yourself if that slut left you

That's depressing as shit
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>>767923462
cum dumpster, not gf :^)
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>>767923367
Because I have something in the middle:

>9/10 korean gf
>long term 4+ years
>amazing sex when we're physically doing it
>rough, choking, anal, cum anywhere, toys,dirty talk, nothing off limits

Outside the bedroom we almost literally never talk about sex though. It's kinda sad because all my previous GF's would send me nudes and dirty talk during the week, but my current doesn't.

Does this mean she's waifu material or how do I get her to open up and sext more?
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>>767923367
because I prefer redheads with freckles and intense green eyes.
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OP just post more wins damn.
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>>767923821
respect but how the fuck do you not talk about sex with each other and still do all that?
if she's into dirty talk just start flirting with her and tell her what you'll do to her during the day. you guys are together, it shouldn't be a big leap to sext at all
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>>767923367
>Stinky pussy
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>>767923367
OP, I am doing everything I can to get an asian dickpuppet.
Please, share some wisdom on taming this rare /in my country/ beast.
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>>767923970
^^

This.
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>>767923970
>how the fuck do you not talk about sex with each other and still do all that?

That's my dilemma, and it's confusing LOL. I mean don't get me wrong, we've had plenty of conversations about sex - our preferences, all that kinda stuff. But it was mostly like one-and-done. Even now, if there is something new one of us wants to try, i'll be like "hey I always wanted to try this thing" and she'll be like "ok yeah maybe sometime we can try that" or whatever - and then like a couple weeks or a month down the line I'll just bust open the new toy or whatever it was and we'll use it since we previously discussed it.

But I guess what I miss is that daily sexting, nudes, etc. My ex-gf's were wild as fuck with that stuff and it made me feel wanted. I've tried sending my girl nudes and she'll react positively but rarely sends me anything back. I guess I could make a more active effort to sext her, but I think that kinda died off since we work almost opposite schedules. I work in law enforcement, she works 9-5 - so a lot of days we don't get to see each other and our sleep/work/etc schedules are opposite unless I'm off.
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>>767924220
Get on tinder or go down a bar and show that you have money / care about family and have values if you want a GF. Say you have money and a nice car / house if you want a fuckslut.
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>>767923951
one more just for (you)
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Post more of this fuck slut OP
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>>767924290
Trust me on this one, you have to be happy that she doesn't send nudes.
It means that she has, most probably, not sent nudes to other people and more important, she's not into attracting attention with her body.

What you have is a goldmine. A rather strenuous, but still, a goldmine.
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>>767924220
don't skeeve them out or act like you're going after them. the smell of yellow fever scares them so far away you'll never see them again. just treat them like any other bitch
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>>767924491
That is good advice, /b/rutha.
I've noticed how other guys are being more aggressive in their approach and she turns them down like hell.

She still shows interest with me though. Keeping my cool is a good advice.
Got any other ideas. Please, I really want to get some Asian puss.
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>>767923821
hey, listen up. you don't want your girl to be talking about sex outside the bedroom. if she's a slut in private and a good girl in public, you landed a good one.
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>>767924680
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>>767924389
ewww fake eyebrows and saggy tits
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>>767924717
Complete sexual depravity and the word "no" does not exist in her dictionary.
I am not OP, but to me, this seems like a good deal.
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>>767923367
>>767924389
She's fucking hot OP. Moar please! Where'd you find this amazing slut?!
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>painted eyebrows
>saggy tits
>disgusting belly fat
good one OP
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I’m good I hVe this one
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>>767925111
Nice Trips.

Also, share some tips on getting an Asian hottie.
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A man can dream right?
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>>767924588
uhh beyond that i don't know. depends on the girl, whether she's from your country or an immigrant, shit like that. but in general just man up and ask her on a date, then move from there and get touchy if it's going well. she may hate sex and then you're fucked, but just keep moving and find the next girl
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>>767925403
Just be yourself and be funny and care about your appreance. Tips to getting any girl
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>>767924717
Fuck off. Go complain yourself in your own voice.
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>>767923367
exactly 4? not 3, not 5?
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>>767923367
That's where you fucked up
>who sends you 5 nudes a day
Adults have real wife's, gfs, and friends with benefits
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>>767925538
Thank you
>>767925550
you too

these are some pretty good pointers
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>>767923367
it's pretty easy. I've been with yellow fuck monkeys. ones that were much more fit than the specimen posted, younger too. I'd rather pay for them. I have me a Baltic butt-slut these days. Women come and go you little yellowfever ravaged new-fag. Not having a particular breed is no cause for an heroing. Good luck if your little gook finds a new fuckboi. She probs has a side boi too if she's so based as to send four nudes a day...
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>>767924389
>>767924389
looks like she has 4 eye brows and no eyes
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>>767925952
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>>767923367
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
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>>767924389

jungle tits/10, gtfo
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>>767925765
also, being rich helps. show them your wealth. yellow chicks love it. they have daddy issues too. they like abuse, and secretly love being objectified for being asian. make sure to take them to classy restaurants. they are also total sluts once after a few drinks. if they have like 3-4 drinks you can basically do what you want to them. if they drink that much around you, it's a big sign, it's the equivalent of them saying that they really trust you. Good luck fag! And remember to play the whole daddy issue thing. get them young too. they don't care about age gap. also they are lighter than wetsrn women
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>>767924389
>>767923367

>taking the time to come on here to make up a story about how great your life is.
>not taking the time to change the damn filenames.

Stay lonely little faggot.
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>>767926489
A prideful tear of joy is falling down my left eye.

Thank you, Anon!
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>>767926489
Sadly, I am poor as fuck.
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>>767926489
jesus you're a scumbag
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>>767923643
Haha got em
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>>767926489
this is very good advice but i feel like it only applies to immigrants/girls directly from chink countries. they eat displays of wealth up like nothing else and will be guaranteed sluts if you're able to flash enough cash. asian-americans/etc. will have none of this bullshit, though, so be careful
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>>767926639
>>767926632
>>767926616
>>767926599

See this>>767926492
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>>767926492
lmao if you really think i'm larping and those aren't just autogenerated by her phone, more power to you
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>>767926489
All this is true.
But the pussy smelly bro
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>>767923367
go down the hall to the Thai rescue my parents adopted.
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>>767925111
she deserves my HUge hard Joy con
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Why dont you tell me to get one for a start?!
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>>767926632
correct.
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>>767926944
because its so totally obvious that is you can have to than you should. but even when ther is than for all the mor its for the real reason
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>>767926942
She does
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I'd rather be a lonely virgin fuck than a guy who dates a girl who says shit like "daddy"...
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