This is what the ideal female looks like, prove me wrong
>>pro tip, you can't
>>767918773
>The degree at which a female is ideal is a subjective matter
>proved you wrong
>>767918870
/thread
>>767918870
>>767918886
samefag
>>767918773
you proved yourself wrong with those pictures
>>767918773
wheres the dick
Laws for women:
1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-39. If the woman exceeds this, she must be willing to undergo plastic surgery to correct obvious signs of aging.
2) Must have C-cup or better breasts. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
3) Must have less than 18% body fat.
4) Must not be taller or heavier then the man.
5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any other location besides her head.
7) Must be able to cook and clean with skill and efficiency.
8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity if desired.
9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and even act as entertainment if desired.
10) A woman should never speak unless spoken to. Opinions are for men; women are for service.
>/b/eta cucks will try to refute these laws or brainlessly insult the wisdom contained therein
>>767921264
This
Im in me mums car
Brum brum
>>767918773
That mixed-breed bitch's pussy is as disgusting as her face...
>>767921264
Ya know, you could've just said "I'm a virgin and will be forever".... Didn't have to go on some numbered tirade...
>>767921610
>/b/eta cucks will try to refute these laws or brainlessly insult the wisdom contained therein
It's like I'm psychic.
>>767921402
MOAR!!!!!!!
>>767921610
Careful there, you're projecting a bit
>>767921706
>>767921508
Savage
>>767922014
continue...
>>767922014
PERFECT
>>767922104
>>767922121
I fucked them both
t. Hollywood jew
>>767922104
>>767922121
This one was a screamer
>>767922448
Fuck yes... Who are they?
>>767922448
pics of her getting fucked
>>767922574
>>767922680
Groupies
.
oh yeah, the pose in green is reallly dynamite.
>>767922779
I got a meeting in a few minutes. I'll forensically clean up more photos to cover my ass and proceed with dumpings later these evening
>>767922933
Bye
>>767922448
screaming in pain?
>>767921264
ooh i like this. going to eval the wife.
>Laws for women:
>
>1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-39. If the woman exceeds this, she must be willing to undergo plastic surgery to correct obvious signs of aging.
Check
>2) Must have C-cup or better breasts. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
D cup, Check.
>3) Must have less than 18% body fat.
She is curvy but 17%
>4) Must not be taller or heavier then the man.
Much shorter.
>5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
Doesnt need color butbadds shades
>6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any other location besides her head.
Shaves everything.
>7) Must be able to cook and clean with skill and efficiency.
Oh yeah.
>8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity if desired.
Yep
>9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and even act as entertainment if desired.
Ehhh not so much. Friendly though.
>10) A woman should never speak unless spoken to. Opinions are for men; women are for service.
Ha. No. She has her opinions
I think 9 and 10 are overkill. She has to be available for sex anytime and give bjs with swallow. Beyond that you should value your wifes opinion and respect her.
>>767922933
Fuck yes!
>>767922779
she's saying,
"Ahhhh"
>>767918773
I'm not disagreeing with you she has a nice bush and a bubble butt
>>767922989
Womans opinions are useless and selfish. Men who follow women's suggestions have ended up in graves throughout history
>>767922989
space waste
>>767918773
Looks like she lives under a bridge and charges goats for crossing it
