Itt; tales of your DnD adventures
Other role playing games are cool too, let's hear your stories
>>767887066
Bump
I watched someone play arkham asylum on youtube.
For 3 videos he was just taking stuff out of the box. Then when he started playing, there was even more stuff to take out of the box.
>Be Me
>Be 21
>Room up with Friend and his wife
>Make Rogue build
>She of course makes sorcerer
>Get a task to join thieves guild: Steal jewel from city ran by rival thieves guild.
>Think. Look at Bluff and Diplomacy on sheet. Gonna pretend to be a diplomat
>She comes along for the ride, not knowing my plan. Along the way I have my rogue steal lots of uppity people's clothes off their. Final theft is a fine horse and carriage. Hire a bum to drive it.
>Arrive at city. Go to the central administration and am announced.
>What luck. We have a fair.
>Go to the fair. Tell the sorceress to not come. She insists.
>She is greatly out of place in her silk get up as she equates charisma with sexiness.
>"Who is that Anon Rogue"
>No Thought: "Oh. It's my slave."
>Husband gets tense.
> be me, lv.2 lawful good elf druid/sorcerer
>all day erry day
>>767887999
>Wife plays along with it a bit too willingly, but we make it through the scene, using bluff and diplomacy to cover our asses to success.
>After the party, hit up the vault. Through a combination of dumb luck and applied skill, make it through the vault traps. Friend is still upset about the banter that had gone on at the party about his wife's character being my slave.
>Make it out with the jewel, and head back home.
>Random encounter on the way back: Rival thieves guild roving guard. The sorceress seduces with her high charisma while my rogue makes his way into the shadows.
>One by one she takes them into the woods, where my character backstabs them. Each tine she pretends she fucked their brains out, and goes and gets another.
>Once all are put down, my friend still salty, I think "Fine, Anon DM." Tell him I'd like to make a roll. He shrugs. Get a nat 20. Look at the wife. "Roll to resist my character's seduction."
>Friend flips the table and stomps off.
>>767888832
Sounds like a dick DM
>>767887066
One time our bard cast an illusion and made a giant dick run around the town to distract the guards while we kidnapped some guy
>>767887066
Here* you're storys
>>767889086
He pretty much is. It's why I don't hang around him anymore.
Regardless of anything, a couple of years later, I banged his wife. Found out she was into BDSM.
>>767887384
was he playing arkham asylum or taking shit out of boxes? get your story straight.
>>767887066
When I was high school there was an after school DnD group and being a school club no one could be turned away so the group bloated as fuck. Anyway my Dragonborn Warlord died somehow and I was pretty sad cause he was cool as fuck but we just moved on. Then like a year later he came back as a zombie but it wasn't as cool as it should've because he got ROFLstomped like everything because you can't balance encounters for "between 3 and 12 PCs".
>>767889448
Sounds like everyone's shitty in that story.
>>767887066
i started playing d&d in 1982. this was the time d&d really starting getting popular and become known in the mainstream. there was a national hysteria about how d&d was demonic or satanic worship. some kid supposedly got too much into it and was like living in sewers or some shit. i think there was even some movie of the week made about the kid.
>>767889476
There was like 20 videos.
I don't know anything about table top games but like hp lovecraft.
The first bunch of videos was just taking shit out of the box. It was ridiculous so I watched the whole thing.
>>767889697
>>767889788
and this has what to do with d&d?
>>767889888
>Other role playing games are cool too
Nice digits tho
>>767887066
Shittiest time sink for people who gladly give up real life experiences for nothing.
>>767890251
> real life experience
are boring. just like you are.
>>767890161
OP clearly meant tabletop role playing games
>>767887066
Cought a rat on a dock, casted deep pockets on its asshole, tie tail to belt and sheath my axe in its tender rat anus
My paladin friend tied a goblin to his staff and used it as an improvised weapon against the other goblins.
>>767890251
>Implying real life is anywhere near as fun, or interesting, or worthwhile
>>767890422
That's what arkham asylum is and watching some guy pull stuff put of a box for 45 minutes is my tale.
>>767890251
>For nothing
Thanks for showing us your retardedness anon
>>767889697
yes, I was shitty to him.
I only fucked his wife because he wrecked my relationship though. So, yeah.
>>767890251
Oh, I think you walked into the wrong room, the autism support group is across the hall
>>767887066
I was 12 when that game and those books came out. RIP Gary Gygax.
How old are you OP if you remember it?
>>767890690
u fagget. shut up about arkham asylum and boxes it has nothing to do with this thread.
>>767889784
The book Mazes and Monsters later made in to a shitty movie starring Tom Hanks.
>>767890690
Arkham Asylum is not a TTRPG...
>>767890994
You should play arkham asymum it looks fun. You have to take a lot of things out of a box first though. Theres even a second box with even more stuff if you have any of the expansions.
>>767890870
you were 12 in 1960ish?
>>767891175
> The film was adapted from a novel of the same name by Rona Jaffe.[1] Jaffe had based her 1981 novel on inaccurate newspaper stories about the disappearance of James Dallas Egbert III from Michigan State University in 1979.
there you go. yeah i remember some of my friends that i played with were getting harassed by their parents because they heard that story.
>>767891262
faggot shut the fuck up. i played arkham asylum. in fact i replayed the game like 2 months ago. and the fucking boxes have nothing to do with the game.
>>767891195
You put it on a tabletop and it has character sheets and dice. Sounds like a ttrpgmmolmnopqrstuv to me.
>>767891282
Try 1979 youngin..
>>767891387
The game and everything to play the game comes in a box though, and you have to take all that stuff out first to play it.
>>767890870
who is this semen demon?
>>767891476
A Cosplay Avatar in Second life.
>>767891395
I don't think we're talking about the same Arkham Asylum...