Hey b, long time no talk, ive been thinking what if a big dog tries to kill you? or a little girl or a old man or even a normal man? what would you do?
Also can you kill one from one strong kick?
I was thinking choking or some knock out grip, also eyeball pressing if really necesary
Get above it. You're a monkey, and dogs don't have thumbs.
>>767842299
yes
>>767842299
You may only get one opportunity to kick it before it turns on you, so kick it as hard as you can. Break its ribs, gouge its eyes, do whatever you can to end its attack. Don't worry about injuring it because it will be killed for attacking a human (assuming you don't live in a shit-hole country).
>>767842299
It depends on the type of dog, really. Punches and kicks are more likely to startle and anger a pitbull or doberman sized dog. With anything German Shepherd size or bigger the solution is actually pretty counterintuitive. If you are against just one and it's attack trained it's going to go for your arm. Let it. In fact, push your forearm as far back into its mouth as you can, and grab the back of its neck. Force your forearm back behind the teeth to where the jaws connect, and then fall on the fucker. Your arm will get a little chewed up but not badly compared to if it got you with its front or mid teeth. Once the jaw is forced all the way open and you're on top of it gripping the scruff of its neck, start throwing knees into its guts and ribs hard, over and over again until you hear a loud pop/crack. Then knee upwards under the sternum to bruise the dog's pericardium. Then it's game over for Adolf.
>>767842299
Pick it up by the back legs and slam it head first into a tree/ground/whatever.
>>767842628
Oh yes, unfortunately i do, but its getting better every time, argentina i might add, but people is good here so there are not that much dog attacks, but one has to be prepared for everything.
>>767842896
That actually makes sense, thank you
>>767842299
If it's a pitty then you have to resign yourself to some damage. The best thing you can do is, again, feed it your arm, but instead of turning it sideways put your hand straight down its throat. Once you're about elbow deep grab on to something inside. At this point the dog will be freaking out and trying to get away, but your bunched up fist will be too big for it to disgorge. This is when you start toe kicking it in the doggy solar plexus until whatever guts you've grabbed onto detatches and comes out. The dog will bleed to death fairly quickly after that. If there's more than one use the dog who you're orally fisting like a bludgeon to knock away the other dog, and kick them both.
>>767842299
If you pull a dogs back legs horizontal it will dislocate their legs and you can kill them instantly almost if you wanna break their rib cage that way.
Tdlr grab back legs and split them arms length apart
>>767843046
Dogs don't have molars so if you get your forearm back far enough it's basically just gumming you. I had a really spirited GS as a teenager who used to growl and bite at me until one day I fed him my forearm, pinned him on the lawn, and bit his throat SUPER hard. He yelped like crazy and couldn't get loose until I let him, and after that he never so much as nipped my heels again.
>>767843046
You're welcome, anon! Glad I could help!
>>767842896
>>767843645
Can confirm. It's very hard to not get bit in a dog fight. Unless you get a good kick hard to the snout, they are going to latch on to you somewhere. If they latch on, they have already lost if the person knows what they are doing and doesn't panic. People are actually much larger, than even big dogs. It's not as hard to overpower them as some ppl think.
>>767842299
Grab it's front paws and pull them outward, like you're making it form the letter t. This'll break the attacking doggo's sternum and probably kill it. DO NOT do this to friendly doggos! Only do it to bad, angry puppers who are trying to (and can) kill you.
>>767843959
This would only work on pitbulls. Regularly shaped large dogs would just bite the shit out of you if you reached for their front paws.
>>767842936
Look up Active Self Protection on jewtube. They have a video for what to do during an attack
>>767843913
In fact, pitballs are so light, you could actually lift your arm and have the dog hang from it if you were feeling particularly sadistic. If you are willing to tolerate the paint of a bite, you could whip them around like a doll into whatever surface appealed to you. Bear in mind, the place he bit will get torn up, but you will win.
>>767842299
Unless you are particularly shitty you really should be able to kill a dog in a fight, even pretty big ones; if nothing else you have the weight advantage.
Probably won’t be able to kill one in one kick. Killing things is surprisingly tough. But if you’ve got adrenaline on your side and aren’t pussy enough to give up when getting clawed, you ought to be able to kill one by choking it, even if it has one arm in its mouth.
This summer i dog tried to attack me when i was walking my dog with my mom. It came up to us barking and growling and tried to attack my dog. My mother freezed and started shouting in panic. I kept my chill because i thinked a lot about what would i do if i got attacked. The dog ran up to me i tried to kick it but missed,the dog backed up barked some more ran up to me again i kicked it in it's side. It got confused backed up like 4 meters And we walked away. I don't think it ever fought with a human because it really didn't know how to react.
>>767844366
Or the more practical eye gouge would probably be the safest and quickest way of getting things done. You have two hands you know. One is essentially holding him in place.
>>767842299
Pit bulls never let go instinctually their jaws are powerful, the thing to do is to stick two fingers in the pooper it makes them let go. As for fighting off a dog in general protect your neck at all times and go savage as fuck on it. Most of the time a dog tries to bite you its a warning. If the dog doesn't back off at all after standing your ground be ready to fight for your life.
We can also think about one tecnique that doesnt involve in one getting bited, like a leg choke or snout knee-rocketing, cuz when they bite the fucker wont let go
>>767842299
if a pitbull has your poodle in a death grip, grab the pitbull by the hind legs and lift them in the air. they feel they are losing their balance and will let go. if they do not let go shoot the fucking dog in the head and then its owner.
>>767842299
A friends boxer got attacked by 2 Rottweilers when he was walking it. Most big dogs that are attacky type shits are raised by niggers and hillbilly type fuckheads that are proud and want to keep the animal intact so it will breed and be more agressive.
My buddy took advantage of that and grabbed both rottys by their balls using a middle finger to rip into the sack and in one swift move tore both dogs scrotums open. They immediately started yelping and ran off to lick their wounds.
Then all that's left is to deal with the fuckwit owner who left the things off their lead.
>>767842299
>a little girl
what sexual reward would i get?
>>767846839
And there's /b/. Thought this thread was getting too many serious replies.
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