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Hey /b/, should I just kill myself? If so... what is a quick, easy, and cheap way to go?

>19 almost 20
>5'7"
>Half black
>Ugly
>High school dropout, no GED
>No job anymore, not making money
>No skills, or motivation to do anything
>Mother doesn't care about me, raised by grandparents
>Father left before I was born, only seen him once when I wad a kid
>No friends in real life, haven't had any since I was a kid
>Stay inside and live off of my grandfather playing video games, watching videos, and masturbating all day
>Go to the gym, but not consistently
>Not the best hygiene because I stopped caring about myself
>5.5 inch dick
>Chubby (not obese)
>Never had my first kiss
>Never had a girlfriend irl (Only had online relationships)
>Still a virgin
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>>767354724
>> doesn't matter.
>> doesn't matter.
>> really doesn't matter.
>> doesn't matter.
>> Get a fucking GED.
>> Get a fucking Job.
>>Learn a fucking skill.
>>Doesn't matter.
>>Doesn't matter.
>>Doesn't matter.
>> Stop masturbating and playing video games all day, and do something that will build some confidence. Go to the Gym, Work out, learn a trade or a skill as mentioned before.
>>Atleast you go to the gym, go more.
>>Wash your fucking ass, and groom yourself.
>>Doesn't matter.
>>You won't be a fat ass if you stop playing games and beating your dick all day.
>>Doesn't Matter.
>>Doesn't Matter.
>>Doesn't Matter.

No, don't kill yourself, stop being a lazy fucking millenial, pay out to get something back from this world, and enjoy the rest of your life pussy.
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>>767354724
>5'7
>Half black

So you're half a human and half a human... Does that make you full or empty?

Prob should kys in case
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You should actually kill yourself. Nobody loves you and nobody ever will.
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>>767354724
Nobody cares. Nobody cares, a million times. It doesn't matter if you're alive or dead. Nobody cares. So shut your mouth, stop whining and do whatever you want.
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>>767355525
Hilarious and original
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Don’t do it, find something worth fighting for and fight for it, if it is not yourself, great, but someone out there needs you and you need to prepare yourself to help them, go work out, learn things that interest you, better the world because it needs you. You might not know how now, but you will find out.
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Stop fucking whining like a little bitch about it. There's billions of people in worse positions than you'll probably ever be in. Go to the gym, get a fucking job. Finish your GED.
You are lucky enough to have been born into a family that cares enough to support you financially. Just because you're in a shitty circumstance as a result of your own shitty choices isn't a reason to neck yourself OP.
Make better choices, such as not being an unmotivated whiny little bitch about things you have the power to change. I'd say go into the trades and get a decent paying job but from the sound of it your too fucking lazy and wouldnt know hard work if it came up and boot fucked you in the teeth.
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Bro you ever wanna chat HMU on kik @ telepathictellers I’m here for you
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>>767355946
... this is so fucking gay, I can't tell you how disgustingly gay it is.
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>>767356000
Just because you’re on 4chan doesn’t mean you have to all of a sudden be an ultra edgy retard who’s incapable of helping others...

You should be the one to do it instead
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>>767356000
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>>767355462
Underrated... holy shit my sides
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>>767355865
>Go to the gym
Why do you idiots always say that.
The "gym" has got to be one of the most depressing places on Earth.
A bunch of self indulgent douchebags spending hours developing muscles they will never use for anything other than masturbating to their own image in a mirror.
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>>767355865
What is "the trades"?
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>>767356051
wait... wait... wait... I'll play you a funeral tune!
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>>767356181
That's if you're worrying about what everyone else is doing you mug. The gym is perfect for self improvement and building confidence. It also helps to build a good work ethic and not just quit when it gets hard.
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>>767356196
Carpentry, Mechanics, Timber framing, Welding, Millwright etc...
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>and not just quit when it gets hard.
Sounds questionable to me. And sexual. But mostly questionable.
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>>767356583
I worked in retail for a bit, and I had an interest in that because my grandfather was a carpenter. Doesn't it require a high school diploma?
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>>767356521
>The gym is perfect for self improvement and building confidence.

You've got to be living a pretty sad existence if lifting a few weights or walking on a treadmill builds your self confidence.

>It also helps to build a good work ethic and not just quit when it gets hard.

Wow! That's just so pathetic that I don't know where to start.
I just don't see a lot of happy people going to the gym.
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>>767354724
Get a GED, learn a skill or just travel hobo style through Mexico and Latin America considering you're American. No one is going to do anything for you. You have to do it yourself.
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>>767354724
Where you have career opportunities: ISIS Just become a terrorist. You see the world, have physical training, can slaughter dirty infidels and get a shitload of virgins when you die.
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>>767356786
Ehm, youre a faggot. Its not about "going to the gym".

What such people generally mean are the health benefits that sports may provide for you.

i.e.
-better movement and body feeling
-lower stress hormone in the body
-better cardiovascular system
-building self confidence
-having a hobby which is fulfilling
-looking better
-creating a key habit

The gym is only one spot you may pick up, and its todays most commonly advised thing because it builds muscle efficiently and men like that.
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>>767356786
Also doing sports itself makes you happy since your body releases happy hormones.
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>>767354724
If youre asking this stupid question then u obvs aint ready. because buildings and parking garages exist. man up and be an asshole or just try to live in this shit world like the rest of us
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>>767357198
Whatever floats your boat, Skippy.
I kinda prefer doing real things like 20 mile hikes in the mountains, swimming, surfing, SCUBA diving, riding dirt bikes, and riding a couple hundred miles on a bicycle. You know....having a fuckin' life.
Better exercise also.
But hey, enjoy picking up lumps of metal and putting them down again a few times a week.
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>>767357525
I dont even go to the gym m8.

But id like to since itd be a way to improve my body for my sports. Dont have money though.

Yeah kionda sounds cool what youre doing but you also kinda sound pretentious
>You know....having a fuckin' life.
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>>767357709
Just never could understand exercise for the sake of exercise. People going to the gym seem to do nothing else and all seem rather depressed.
I'm just saying "get out in the world and do something".
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