How do I get my girlfriend to stop cucking me with my roommates?
She said she would stop, and I believed her because I'm mildly autistic, but I'm not so autistic that I didn't realize that she cucked me again last night.
After we 'fucked', which means I came in about two seconds, I pretended to fall asleep, but was waiting for her to leave so i could listen to her fuck my roommates. She did and I was beating off outside the door, so much that I almost got caught listening while beating off when she went to go fuck our other roommate. I 'love' her so much, which means that if she leaves me I know I'm going to blow my brains out because I'm autistic and cannot get another girlfriend, and I also don't have the balls to break up with my slut for a girlfriend
I'm a girl btw
Allow me to let you in on a truth. Conservatives hate you. They hate everything except themselves. They hate black people, they hate anyone that has less money than them, they hate anyone who doesn't live in the country, they hate drugs, they hate jew, they'd rather you get robbed by "misunderstood" rich people than have you defend yourself and yours, they want to take money out of your paycheck, which isn't a living wage, so that junkies can continue getting tortured in jail. Trust me, if these people had to choose between killing a jew or a black person they would kill the jew ten times out of ten. These people HATE Mexico. It's as if Mexico molested them as a child and now that they're grown up they're trying to destroy America as revenge. I'm sorry conservatives, but if Mexico hurt you then that means Mexico is not for you. There are dozens of other countries that will gladly accept you and your hatred. You conservatives leave and it's a win-win.
>>767317386
Kill yourself
>>767317386
tits or get the fuck out
Tits or GTFO
>>767317404
This, except liberals.
>>767317582
Fucking kill yourself
>>767317837
Thank you for proving my point, commie.
>>767317582
Says the retard that listens to fucking FOX NEWS hosts a.k.a the republican propaganda network
Pathetic. Might as well kill yourself if you are this much of a pussy. Grow up, most of us don't have girlfriends and got made fun of in school. Get off of 4chan, hit the gym, and stop being such a fucking faggot.
>>767318396
The entire western press demands that Trump invades Syria. A Fox News Anchor is the only voice of reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSGf2ZpDENU
>you won't watch it
Gimme your kik, op
>>767318275
commie, I'll have you know that communism is too lenient. With communism, genocide is a side product of equalizing society, when in reality we SHOULD be killing people. First we should kill the rich, because they are all selfish, arrogant, hypocritical, and are the scum of the earth and are all on welfare from their fucking parents. Then we should kill all conservatives since they are essentially wannabe rich people, and therefore act like them. Then we should kill all men, and find artificial insemination methods to continue the species. After that we should kill the whites since they are all privileged and won the birth lottery. Once we've finished killing all these people we must genocide some countries. First China because China is destroying the earth with their stupid pollution, then America for the same. After that all of Europe with their pasty skin, and the more pasty the skin the more privilege you have. Finally we should give all the resources to Africa and The Middle East since because i was born a pasty white male and colonialism was a thing created by pasty white males and was done against ashenese blacks and brown skinned people I must give them my shit because again i'm pasty.
So fuck you you conservative cuck
>>767318616
I'm only joking, and I'm making fun of liberals, if you couldn't tell
>>767318616
btw I already knew this, and I'm a liberal, but a rational one
>>767319489
>>767319542
Shut up and bump my thread
>>767319737
That's gay, you're gay
My beautiful girlfriends legs sitting REALLY close to my black roommate
They were the only ones in the living room couch while the rest of us were in the other room smoking
Hes a virgin and she has an experienced sex life, I'd love for her to be his first time
>>767320003
Ahh yes. I love watching people loose their virginity. I've already jerked off to 5 people loosing their virginity right in front of me with my girlfriend. Most of them were black and i jizzed two seconds after they started fucking
>>767316515
>So..He was behind of it.
>>767320326
>No he was the one who did it
>>767320257
I love skinny dudes with big dicks, which pretty much describes my roommate
Hes had bad luck with ladies and I'm getting a hint that hes really into my girl
He even got into NTR for about a month and said he wanted to Bull someone
>>767320624
Really, I like seeing my girl's pussy get pounded by a fat ass chode
>>767320898
Yodabro2 is my kik
>>767316515
pic related?
this copy pasta has been around since 2010, what do you expect to get out of this from us?
>>767321133
pic related
>>767316515
this pasta isn't supposed to be believable, right? Because it's noteven satire, it's more like...strawman. The pasta talks about himself in the first person, but from an objective perspective and with 3rd person information.
>>767320003
"my black roommate"
how more fake can this be?
>>767321709
lmao how can I prove it to you