>be me
>make a machine that can take me to alternate universes
>decide to go to an alternate universe where the axis won world war 2
>i go in expecting a horrible dystopia
>everyone is blonde haired blue eyed white and speak German that is not a surprise
>everyone is polite
>there is no crime
>technology is far more advanced
>obesity is nothing but a fairytale here
>world hunger and poverty have been eradicated
>life expectancy is the highest i have ever seen
>THERE ARE FUCKING COLONIES ON THE MOON AND OTHER PLANETS FOR FUCK SAKE
>mfw this universe is so much better than our universe
>mfw if the axis won the war in our timeline we could of got the same thing
>mfw i don't want to go back
>mfw this is a utopia not a dystopia
one of us one of us one of us
>>767276051
>You then turn on the Hologram machine
>See him in his glory the great leader
>Pewdiepie
>In all his wisdom he's the one who brought you to this utopia
>Choosing your likeness to breed women and bring new life into the world.
> OP, are you blonde haired and blue eyed like me??, he says
>>767276051
>could of
You can't even make words work properly, how you gonna say you made an alternate reality machine thingy
>>767276701
Blonde hair blue eyes reporting in
>>767276051
>>767276701
>>767276930
You do realize that the whole
>blond hair
>blue eyes
thing was Uncle Adolph's ideal, but that he had absolutely no problem with other breeds of Caucasian.
Also, in case you were wondering, good old Uncle Addie was pretty diverse in his hiring policies. So long as you were a German National Socialist, he didn't care if you were a nigger or a kike--just that you were loyal and competent.
Yes, that's right--Hitler had diversity hires.
>>767276051
>Germany
>Land of kraut, beer, and sausage but somehow no obesity
K...
>>767276852
i am so sorry for my misuse of the English language i am +just so shocked and amazed that this beautiful place exists i that i did not realise
>>767277116
I'm Swiss and our national dish is literally a pot of melted cheese, yet we have very few obese around here
it's all about not being a nigger and eat fat everyday
>>767278392
You're just looking for a reason to say nigger. Melted cheese isn't the same as fatty sasuage meat. Kraut, beer, and sausage stick to a person and causes obesity more than melted cheese does. Not even close to equal.
>>767278865
look at this fucking nigger, he has no fucking idea what he's talking about
you'd be dead in OP's utopia
>>767276051
Germans arent all that bad, they are productive and logical, but i think you are taking it a tad far with that, things could be better its impossible to know, but things could also be worse and for some people they certainly would.
>>767279065
You can't even argue with me because you have no points. Say nigger all you want bud. If you can somehow counter what I said let me know.
>>767279261
look you shitskinned cunt, gruyere is WAY fatter than bratwurst
you gonna admit you're wrong now?
>>767279518
Dude there are different kinds of fat on foods..
>>767279689
there are also different kinds of faggots online, and you're of the nigger kind
>>767279518
Again, you're just looking for a way to say nigger. No one cares if you say it. Your points just are not valid.
>>767279518
YOU REKT THAT NIGGER HAHAH
yep, WW2 was a giant error in history, to make it short: because of Jews (#notall), they hijacked the destiny of other people and countries, made them kill each other and destroyed the German spirit in this world, everything happening since then is corrupted by this. it's incredibly sad, not just for the German people, but for the entire species - if this doesn't get fixed this century we have ruined ourselves as a species because of MONEY, worldly power, and the fucking disgusting Jewish spirit which currently dominates this planet.
This thread...
>>767278865
You're a stupid cunt.
>>767276051
>He was behind..
>>767279518
>>767279967
You guys aren't too bright huh? Probably the same person, probably underage. Learn nutrition.
>>767279876
He posted actual stats. You're wrong. Just shut the fuck up. Accept it.
>>767280200
Ok...
How's melted cheese more fatty than sausage? Help me know.
>>767280234
and you're wrong AGAIN, hahahahah
nigger
>>767280234
If I knew you in real life I would probably kick the fuck out of you. No offense but that's just what guys like me do to wimpy little babby men like you. Its the natural order of things
A gorilla roars
A dog barks
and buddy I hurt people
>>767280297
Because it contains more fat, dumb fuck.
>>767280280
You have got to be young and/or dumb if you think cheese is more fatty than sausage. >>767280234
>>767280413
Holy shit you are an actual retard aren't you?
>>767280369
How?
>>767280473
Not any more that you
>>767280333
Sure
>>767280522
Cheese contains more fat than sausage on average. Just accept it and fuck off already.
>>767277041
He truly was a socialist
>>767276051
>be OP
>post a stupid greentext story on 4chan
>now 4chan sucks (more)
>>767280522
YOU ARE SO DUMB, JUST ACCEPT THE FACTS AND SUCK OUR COCKS
Cheese does not contain more fat than sausage. Depending on how or who makes the cheese (because there are many different kinds) the fat content can be manipulated. The fat in sausage can't be manipulated. A person who eats nothing but sausage would be far fatter than a person who eats nothing but cheese.
>>767281164
ON AVERAGE SAUSAGE HAS LESS FAT THAN CHEESE AND IT DOSENT MATTER CHEESE HAS MORE CALORIES IDIOT AND IT IS WHAT MAKES YOU FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EATING MORE THAN YOU BURNNN!!
>>767281164
DUMB MOTHER FUCKER IT HAS MORE CALORIES AND ALSO MORE FAT IN AVERAGE SO IT MAKES YOU FAT
>>767276051
This is pathetic
>>767281164
This is whats wrong with niggers they are just fucking dumb
>>767281164
Holy fuck man just shut the fuck up. No one believes your stupid rant. You're that annoying faggot that walks around this earth irritating people with your refusal to accept facts and truth, socially awkward, stunned piece of shit. You honestly think and grilled sausage that drips most of its far away during cooking contains more fat than a pot full of boiled cheese? Just kill yourself, potato brained mong.
>>767281164
Kill yourself.
>>767281164
Dumb bitch now suck me fag
>>767278865
Yes melted cheese is not the same, it's way worse.
Also you could eat fast food everyday, as long as you have a good exercise plan and don't eat too much for it, you can stay fit.
>>767281164
i specifically compared gruyere (there's only one gruyere) and bratwurst
bratwurst 26% fat
gruyere 32% fat
that's a 6% more fat that's not a trivial amount.but you're obviously retarded so it doesn't matter you fucking nigger
>>767280643
>>767280670
This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
You've never seen cheese vary in fat?
>>767281164
This dumb faggot
There's PLENTY of cheese under 26% fat sold in my local supermarket.
>>767281783
They both hot dogs nigga
>>767281838
It was about melted cheese dish in swizerland called gruyere idiot faggot fucking dumb nigger go away
>>767281259
>>767281284
The fat content of cheese is different than the fat found in sausage. The fat in cheese is manipulated. If you were to eat a fatty meat and a cheese you would consume more fat from the meat. That's why they say meat is bad for you. The fats are not comparable. Because different fatty meats can be added to a sausage, it is unlikely the cheese would have more fat.
>>767281838
Your posts here in this thread are the dumbest thing seen. At this point you're either trolling or are an actual autist. Either way you can suck cocks and fuck off, retard.
>>767281874
yeah but is there the swizerland national dish cheese idiot
>>767281874
>>767281783
yes, there are even cheese with 0 fat BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THE ARGUMENT
we're comparing swiss fondue with german wurst
>>767277041
fucking jew making them meet a diversity quota. smh.
>>767278865
Retard.
>>767281995
>we're comparing swiss fondue with german wurst
why the fuck
>>767279689
ITS STILL CALORIES YOU FAT SHIT.
>hurr durr muh different fats
>hurr why am i still gaining weight
>muh genetics
>>767282163
who the fuck eats fondue fucking autist
>>767278865
Cheese is made of fats from the milk. Basically, cheese is concentrated fat.
>>767282207
Well probably those who like it fucking idiot, oh no people can only eat what i eat im autistic
>good fats
>bad fats
doesnt matter if what you’re eating is still packed with calories. fucking retards
>>767282163
>>767277116
>>767278392
read the thread, retard
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDED
>>767282379
Threads change. This is about fat in cheese and meat now. Keep up or gtfo.
>>767277041
I'll believe it when I see it...
(((they))) don't want to see progress (((they))) want to make (((their))) positions of control permanent before anything.
>>767282268
I'm not sure concentrated fat is an accurate description
>>767277041
Are you saying that hitler did nothing wrong?
>>767277116
What are genetics and walking? You obviously haven't been to europe...
>>767282772
No. There's a lot of arguments that he had the right idea however.
>>767282814
So no fatties in Germany? Also no desire to go to Europe. Nothing over there.
>>767276051
>decide to go to an alternate universe where the axis won world war 2
Nazi science was a joke. All great scientists run away from Germany coz Germans judged them by their race and not by their academic achievements. Wernher von Braun and a few others were exceptions. If it weren't for a racial approach to science Germans would've developed the nuclear weapon first and won the war.
Do you realize that even Adolf Hitler was influenced by concave Hollow Earth ideas and sent an expedition in an unsuccessful attempt to spy on the British fleet by pointing infrared cameras up at the sky? What a fucking joke.
>>767283031
Volkswagens are no joke and you can't convince me otherwise.
You have been visited by the melon pan imouto of delicious baked goods. Pat her on the head and all your bread will be sweet and delicious.
>>767283031
Hitler was also high as balls a fair portion of the time...
>>767276051
>we could of got the same thing
You do realize they killed all the retards, right? "We" would not include like 95 percent of 4chan.
