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>Weed thread
What you smoking /b/
Smoking stories?
I've got a zoot of uk amnesia haze
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Purple kush atm, good stuff. Was smoking white purple lighting for a bit and that was also pretty solid.

Does anyone experience the groggy hangover feeling in the morning? I typically smoke in the evening, never in daytime because I get too lazy to be productive.
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>story of last night,
>cleaned my grinder with water
> forget to dry it because high
>grind more weed
>is now a proud owner of wet soggy weed
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>>753281278
Sound like something that I would do tbh.
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you grind with ur baccy?
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idk what I'm smoking but it's nice!

story1:
>smoking weed
>box with 3 glass pipes in it sitting on computer desk
>spin my chair around
>arm of chair knocks box off of desk breaking 2 of the pipes

story2:
>had a gf
>had a cat
>had a really nice bong
>gf gets mad at cat so she tries to hit it
>misses cat, but smacks bong
>bong breaks in 2 pieces on the floor
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>>753281269
Yes G round here you cant really get proper flavours unless you are really good mates with people just looking for a roach then i can roll this ting
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>>753281489
What kind of bong
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>>753281478
nah m8 I used to but stopped init plus this is getting dry
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>>753281593
horizontal ladder perk in the stem with a honeycomb perk and and an ice catcher in the neck. She was blue, I never named her. Smoked a few ounces out of it before it broke though.
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>>753281717
no way bruv I've never smoked an ounce before I've only been bunning for 2 years now
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>>753281121
>zoot
Where are you from? Also don't just say UK
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>>753282017
Surrey England its in the south to get to London would be about an hour drive
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Recently when I've been smoking with friends I feel I become annoying to them when I get high
Like they get irritated or they don't understand me
It's been happening almost every time for at least a month or two
Anyone else experiencing this?
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>>753281121

Never say zoot again
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>>753282008
I've been smoking for about 10 years and I smoked a whole gram in 1 hit once ._.
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>>753282093
How much would you say you smoke in a week
>>753282097
Nah its what we say I dont like the other words doobie sounds gay
>>753282188
I blaze loads for my age still
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>>753281489

>had gf
>had cat

?did cat die from shock and make you break up over it?
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>>753282093
when I started feeling this it all turned out to be true
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>>753282414
When I was bunning everyday about 6 zoots a day for a year my brain would be fucked and i wouldn't be normal jus take a tolerance break for a month and you'll be better in the head but when you smoke a zoot after the break you will get fucked but the next day you will have a stronger tolerance again
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>>753282251
2-3 times a week. they smoke more than me and have been smoking longer
still though I didn't feel like that 2 years ago
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>>753282252
broke up with GF cause she was telling other dudes I abused her. Still have the cat!

>>753282547
i recently took a 100 day T-break and was able to pass a piss test. Smoking after that was like doing it for the first time again. Replying to that guys post about his friends though, it's not paranoia. His friends are getting annoyed with him, it's just what happens.
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I like to burn the roach to get it to the exact shape I want
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>>753282188
LOL, why you say like 1 gr is a lot?
Also, people who roll with baccy are fucking degenerates
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>>753282950
I dont really like using burn I would definitely prefer purees but I dont have enough weed
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>>753282950
the only person I ever smoked with who rolled with tobacco ended up on the news a month later for kicking a girl in the face while she was passed out drunk

1 gr was a lot for me. I mean that was 20 bucks gone in less than a minute, it was just a turning point in my life when I was around 19 or 20 where I saw the amount of weed I used to be proud of buying dissapear right before my eyes. Checkpoints, you know?
>kek i am not about to get in a pissing contest over bong rips
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>>753283083
Yeah same. Weed is way too expensive in the nordic countries to smoke pure
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>>753283083
>>753283165
>>753283204

Perks of living on a shithole is cheap weed i guess. I mean 1 gr is usually what i pack in my bowl and i smoke like 5 bowls a day and a couple joints.
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>>753283658
livin' the dream buddy!
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>>753283165
No bigdick contest at all, just wanted to know
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>>753283780
<3
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>>753283721
Nah, not really, weed aint shit but its better in other places. 1 joint of any decent sativa= 3 joints here
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weed related
>be me biggest dealer in my area
>make like 6k a week in a small community
>unbeknownst to me been under surveillance for weeks
>house gets raided luckily im 17 but still got caught with 6kg of weed and a half bar of coke
>get off with a warning
:))))))
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>>753282950
Smoked 9gs in a 4 footer in one hit goml pleb
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Hello my grinder twin
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>>753284027
Rat ass nigguh
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I'm done rolling this zoot it didnt come out the best tho usually when i have all the tools and everything like decent roach then it will come out nicely and i have proof that i used to have everything i need in this picture
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>>753283165
Shit i get a g of loud for 4 bucks ans some change...
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>>753284120
nah i got good lawyers
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>>753284192
couldnt find picture and i've started this zoot now
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have some tahoe og to smoke and have a pax era vape with blueberry jam and headband. only smoking because i have a cold and it really helps. otherwise I stick to vaping.
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>>753283658
I usually buy like 8g at a time and that would typically last me for like 2-3 months. Always fill my bowl as well.
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>>753284194
a pound of good weed is $15 on my country
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What do u lot think of spice
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>>753284208
Friends dad got busted on a hbo special and he paid 125k and is scott free after having 300k 2mill in meth and 36 guns
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>>753284287
I like your country lol
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>>753284092
GTFO pleb, me and 3 homies downed a kilo in 4 days with no external help or fancy shit
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>>753284275
Holy shit man, thats making it last lol.

An ounce doesnt last me 2 weeks
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>>753281121
Is weed super strong for anyone else besides me? I get floored barely smoking any. If I take a strong pipe hit my vision gets super tunneled like going through warp space. It's pretty intense but I don't want to give up on weed.
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>>753284367
Lol ive done that before too without the help of other people lmao so funny to see these kids think they smoke a lot
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I live in Colorado so I'm just gonna walk down the street and pick up some sativa. Then come back home and play Destiny 2's new expansion.
my life > your life
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>>753284335
name of special?
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op here found the picture of my tools
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>>753284430
try vaping instead. it a lot less tunnel visiony and more airy, if that makes sense. you'll get high, but not autistically high.
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>>753284430
What kind of weed u smoking? Where do u live? Strains might be strong, i had a homie who smoked a lot and when he tried some AK-47 for the first time he got destroyed
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How do you find a dealer?
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purple diesel
got the orange and the purp
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>>753284430
you should try a dab
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>>753284542
I live in Colorado too and its now the weed paradise yall been advertising fuck off lol
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>>753284597
kek
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>>753284542
in Canada we can get mail order concentrates and weed.
>rekt son
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>>753284613
Not*
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>>753284554
op agaion that can is a stashcan and this zoot isnt that bad
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>>753284655
In Mexico i can get a kilo of purple mountain unpressed poison for $60
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>>753284763
can't complain unless its oregano tier
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>>753284580
>living in the state
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>>753284554
I made a 12" table out of train tickets
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Picked up 2 g's last night because fuck it I didn't want to be dry for the night

>story 1
>driving with friend who has a bunch of weed
>driving back from the gas station, we picked up some White Owl blunt wraps
>we get pulled over as soon as we turn out of the gas station
>no suspicion, we're free to go
>we smoke 4 blunts back to back]
>an hour later we commute to the same gas station
>we get pulled over again on a straight away road
>no suspicion, we're free to go
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>>753284825
Oregano weed is a meme. Never had pressed shit and i been buying for years. Not as good as strains, but it will do its job good.

90% of the brick weed is shipped to other places
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>>753284564
I'm sitting on about an 8th total of a few different strains I picked up a year ago from a dispensary in California before I moved. Strains are Larry OG(which is least powerful but still strong), Sour D, Jack Harer, and Redwood Kush. I used to take a lot of psychedelics in the past and had an extreme breakthrough trip on LSA and it feels like it rewired my brain. That trip was almost a year and 1/2 ago but I still feel very, very tripped out whenever I smoke. I just decided to try smoking again about a week and 1/2 ago after giving up for over a year just because it was too intense. Sativas seem to make me feel like I'm exploding into glitter while indicas seem to turn a pressure valve in my head that let's me relax and let go. I still can't smoke more than a small nug over the course of 6 hours, just makes me too wigged out if I over do it, which for me seems incredibly easy.
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>>753284430
I had that in my early smoking stages, had it like 4 times and then it stopped and now i have no issues smoking loads of weed with people that have been smoking for years
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>>753281121
jack frost boys

how's my roll?
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>>753281121
You know any dealers from Manchester?
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>>753281121
Amnesia Haze is by far my favourite smoke!

I've got:
>Casey Jones.
>Lemon Haze.

My mate sold me the Casey Jones for £25 for 3.5 grams!
Fucking bargain... not bad weed either!
I'm lucky I live in a shit UK town where there's constantly amazing weed... I honestly can't remember the last time I got bad weed, and my mates always know the strains they're selling/growing which I like.
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>>753282950
Or perhaps people that smoke cigs already and enjoy to get high and get a slight nicotine rush
Shit's fkin good
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>>753285345
Rookie mistake, its a really solid roll, doesnt look floggy, but dont roll em cone shaped, they get clogged with all the resin, roll em like cigarettes not baseball bats unless you put a filter
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>>753285504
I smoke cigs too, usually after finishing my joint. I just don like em combined
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>>753285345
Might wanna grind it, if you already grind do it a bit better, its a bit too uneven and chunky

Having such chunky bits will get you an uneven burn which is always a waste
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>>753285509
it has a crutch fam. if it didn't i'd have hard time rolling a cone shape cuz i have to roll it off the crutch in the first place as opposed to rolling off the middle
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>>753285595
I do both, sometimes just go pure weed with a cig in the meanwhile if i'm smoking with someone else
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>>753282896
Why use scissors, when you can go full autism and have burned paper taste for the whole smoke?
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Got an half ounce. Planing on buying another before xmas. shit is tight. Strong in flavour.
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>>753285655
nah no uneven burn. as long as the weed is flushed and cured it'll burn even to a nice white ash even more coarsely ground than that. plus there's a direct correlation with how fine you grind the weed and how long it takes for the joint to taste like nothing but resin
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>>753285717
do you go around with scissors then
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>>753284027
>lying on the internet
Nowhere in the world. Not even in germany.
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>>753285841
Why do you think that?
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>>753284430
try and stay like this as long as you can, I used to get away with smoking just a few little bits at a time and could get stoned off of a chunk of weed about the size of a peppercorn
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>>753281121
Not much cuz im broke
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>>753285817
I grind it so its easily rolled but i dont grind it to dust, just a tiny bit finer than you did
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>>753285345
The bud looks nice but the paper you got is too
small you could've made a long ting
if you had the right papers
and you didnt even grind it
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>>753285345
Bad. Weed too chunky, not inside out and overall bad roll.
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>>753281549
Did some faggot Brit just say call someone "G"

Lol faggot
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YOU NEED MONEY DENNY!
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>>753286069
>>753286070

inside outs burn quicker. a little extra paper is so okay that you complaining about it obviously makes you look like an asshole

also see
>>753285817
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>>753286088
Where you from then
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>>753286069
i'd rather have a fat cherry than a long joint m8 but to each their own
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>>753285770
>>753285912
Not you
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>>753281121
smoking on neville's haze, blueberry and critical kush.

neville's haze has always been my top weed since i stated, makes me super anxious if i smoke too much of it now haha does this happened to anyone else?
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>>753286612
given that nevilles haze is one of the purest sativas you can get it will definitely make you paranoid if you're prone and smoke too much
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>>753286282
I get both with my zoots
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>>753285923
Fucking thanks bro that makes me feel way better. My buddy takes bong rip after bong rip and I just tell him I can't smoke like he does. Not yet anyway, still destroying the fear of weed(and drugs in general) that ruined a lot of my life.

I vowed that every day, even if just a tiny bit, I WILL smoke weed no excuses.
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>>753281121
I'm smoking Lemon Kush while studying a bit brother, just got home from my night job.
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>>753286686
are you op?
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Some lemon kush I got for my birthday, didn't have much so topping off with the fun stuff instead
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>>753286725
that's a good night roll
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>>753286813
>shroomer
Get out.
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don't know what i'm smoking, some skunk
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>>753286682
you've got a point there haha
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>>753286875
Judging shroomers in a weed thread
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>>753286813
What cells? Cubensis on steroids?
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Smoked two joints yesterday for the first time in ten years and forgot where I lived
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>>753286857
Thanks & cheers
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i forgot you also said smoking stories
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>>753287040
Basically dude, Cubes Nord, local cell
Hits like Silk Spit but stronger in the long run
the farmer is a magician
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>>753281121
Nonway a New breed my budy supposedly created idgaf I'm high as fuck
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Dabbin HeadBand
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>>753281549
i have the same mousepad lmao, had it for years its disgusting.
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>>753285345
need to learn how to roll
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>>753286798
yeah
>>753287943
What would you recommend
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>>753285841
not >>753285770 but yeah why not?
I always carry a pair of nail scissors, such a great tool with a variety of functions
cut roach card
roach clip so you don't burn your lips
cut various shit open like normal scissors
cleaning and cutting your nails
punch dagger
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>>753281121
some cookies kush from a friend who growed it
also some amnesia from the store

blaze it my friends
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How do you find a dealer?
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>>753281121
I'm afraid it's about time for a second smoke.
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>>753289320
Cringe
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>>753289156
Are you from NL?
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I made myself a homemade bong, hits like a truck!
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>>753289867
using this kk prob smokin later
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>>753281278
why tf would you clean a grinder with water. just scrape that shit into a bowl or a blunt
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>>753289867
mmm plastic vapor
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With the boys right now about to light this torch, 5 different strains.
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>>753289867
Me when I was 14

>>753289521
Same, listening to some chill music
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>>753290490
Wow you're so cool man. It doesn't make it more fucking potent by adding different strains fucktard. In fact, it would be weaker if the other strains have less THC% than the last. Kill yourselves.
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>>753290490
And we have lift off!
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>>753290783
Ah you're all neckbeards.... Makes sense now.
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growing up in california with stoner buddies i have so many stories i dont remember

me and the homies have rolled quarter, half, and full ounce blunts. dabbed globs of shatter, etc.

recent one, homie bought a quarter of bubble hash and had at least a gram or two left. decided he wanted to finish it before we all split, so he boxed it with our other buddy and me in the car. i didnt smoke anything, but the box got me high enough i was lit through the whole next day
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Clue me in on the whole clean or with tabacco debate
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>>753290626
Jesus you need to dig the sand out of that vagina.
What's so wrong with different strains of weed? The fuck point are you trying to make?
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Got a quarter of sour grape and a couple grams of brain wrecking BHO. Good visit to my local WA store this afternoon.
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>>753281121
>be me
>smoke dank weed for years
>realize that I'm working a job I hate living in shit apartment doing nothing with my life just so that I can continue getting high every day
>stop smoking weed
>learn to code
>create a portfolio
>land a job with google
>six figure salary
>bought a house in CO foothills
>still have no desire to ever start smoking weed again

have you fun, kiddos
>
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>>753281121
>be smoke
>smoke several joints
>step into a puddle on the floor
>think "the fucking dog pissed itself again"
>mfw when i don't have a dog or never had a dog.
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does weed make you guys jerk off to weird shit that you normally wouldn't? It does to me.
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>>753289747
yes indeed
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>>753290783
>>753290860
God you're right, those shoes and those clothes are just full neckbeards, surprised they aren't wearing sandles with white socks
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>>753285345
Janky as fuck but at least it's fat
Rate my roll
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>>753291373
When im alone behind the pc i tend to wanna fap it out just once, but not to anything weird or w/e
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Got some sweet Death Star, got /High/tube streaming, and I cleaned my pipe today.
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>>753291685
whoops, forgot pic.
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>>753291474
Ik ook bro, Limburger hier.
Dacht al dat ik wat Nederlandse producten herkende. Cheers.
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>>753291373
not really, but other drugs do. speed, mdma, lsd, did some weird shit on that.
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>>753292006
never done anything other than weed. What's it like jerkin it to lsd?
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>>753291940
blaze it hard broeder, groeten uit 070
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>>753292140
The best is to listen to some good fucking music while fapping, something where it peaks. pink floyd for example. Climaxing at the climax of the music was really the best
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>>753281121
Call it ammi u neek nice pound land grinder btw
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>>753292387
Duuuuude. Every time I get high I orgasm to solos on purpose. hahahahaha.
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Mine's trash, I hope y'all got better smonk.
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Just ate 2x4mg gummy bears while at work, about to have 1 more. Love those thing.
Then I got an ounce of some Sour Diesel (Smells more like lemon diesel to me) waiting for me at home.

>>753292387
How are you getting hard while on Acid? My mind is racing too much for me to be able to get my dick hard, and then if I do, it's even harder to cum.
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>>753281549
Dirty chav detected
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>>753282087
Sussex don over here g
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>>753292539
Not the anon you replied to but I had sex on acid once it legit scared me more than almost anything I had ever done, I was only like 18 too. Just felt so fucking high and the pressure to preform was immense, really one of the most intense experiences ever, I swear I saw myself having sex in the third person in an infared spectrum
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>>753292539
I do agree with you on that when you peak on acid, but an hour later when theres porn my dick takes over without any problemst
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>>753281121
I'm trading pussy. https://youtu.be/NbE30-t3etE
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Best storey ever smoked weed got hight end of story top that niggers
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>>753292710
I've had sex while on acid. It was fucking awesome when I came. I saw a literal rainbows, so beautiful. But I had to really force myself to cum. It was outside as well, which was even better.
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>Be me
>16 y/o with questionable friends
>decide to smoke the good stuff
>Hit up drug dealer friend
>tells me he got a car in a garage we can hotbox
>Hot boxes garage
>FuckinLitBoi.jpg
>Suddenly not able to breathe
>Get out the car
>Have sudden earge to vomit
>vomit a little
>fml
>Friend says its cool and we decide to go to McDonalds on me to apoligize
>at mcdonalds contemplating my life as im hunched over dying and my friends are eating my fries
>suddenly run to the bathroom and vomit
>mom calls while im vomitting
>"hey anon when are you coming home"
>Tell her that im at a friends house and ill go home inna bit
>Hang up the moment i start to vomit again
>go out to friends
>its finally over
>SIKENIGGA.gif
>Run out the Mcdonalds
>VOMIT LIKE A ZOMBIE WITH THE BLACK PLAGUE
>released what ive just done
>see 12 year old that was walking alone covered in clear vomit with chunks of fries
>automatically feel my jacket being pulled
>My plug grabbed me and started to push me to run
>NIGGA LETS DIPP U FUCC
>RUN LIKE A RUNAWAY NIGGER
>Finally get back to his garage
>Smoke 2 more blunts for the stress and relax
>Hear his grandad calling my boys cousins
>"Get the guns and bats i think niggas in here"
>Remember his family are all gang members and wanna be cartel fags
>my boy tells me to stay calm and stay inside
>This Mf think theyll leave if they dont hear us
>hear them opening the door and quitly cocking guns
>ThisIsHowIDie.jpg
>My boy finally gets out the car and says its him and his friends
>We have the walk of shame infront of about 5 gang members with pistols, a shotgun and a baseball bat
>Mfw they smell my vomit and laugh
>Mfw i couldve died there
>Mfw my boy confessed he laced us with Xanax and coke for a better high

Never smoked with him again
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I just spent 30 minutes gathering tiny weed crumbs with spider web remnants and dust from fiberboard house siding we've been cutting....gathered 1 medium full pinch worth of old dusty weed. Tasted kinda bad for weed, but that hit got me high.

Fuck my brother for smoking all my weed....haha actually I don't give a shit, I woulda let him smoke anyways.
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>>753281121
Smoked blue cookie out of a bong(1st ever bong hit). Took a few hits and didnt feel anything. Went about my business then BOOM it hits and doesnt fade for a couple hours lol
>10/7 would recommend.
Hey should i just buy my med card instead of waiting on other peeps to re supply?
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>>753281121
Never smoked any drugs.
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>>753294426
Where you want your titanium dildo trophy mailed to? Weed aint anything to avoid.
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bought a Pax for my birthday a year ago. fell out of my pocket into a sewer drain.

stopped smoking for a year.

pineapple express in the mail a week ago. currently ripped to shit. about to do a five-hour drive. what should I listen to?
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>>753289941
That looks dead
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>>753290025
your basically smoking plastic mate
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>>753284319
Garbage, don't fuck with it.
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Do yo guys ever worry about drug testing?

What is the quickest way to get out of the your system?
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>>753295383
>What is the quickest way to get out of the your system?

depends on how much you smoke (daily or once in a while)
If you just smoke once a month or so, it will be out in 5-10 days.
If you are a daily user, it can take 30-50 days.

Also, metabolism.
If you're fat it stays in you longer.
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>>753295706
Been smoking almost daily for the past two years.
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>>753282093
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>>753295911
>Been smoking almost daily for the past two years.

Then you're likely saturated.
21-30 days minimum
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>>753281121
smoking Kush-n-Cheese and Ice Cream
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>>753295999
Should exercise and water help?
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>>753281121
>What you smoking /b/

BLACKBERRY. Out-fucking-standing high.
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>>753281489

Thank goodness your cat wasn't injured.
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>>753291306
>be me
>smoke weed through high school
>straight A's
>Smoke weed during college
>learn to code
>leave college with first class honours
>stonedthewholetime.jpeg
>land a job with microsoft
>6 figure salary
>living in Cali
>smoke weed every day

have fun being miserable bro
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>>753296105
>Should exercise and water help?

Water? meh.
Exercise? I heard it helps burn fat which stores some of the residue; but I don't know too much about that.

Just always used the 30 day time frame for daily users.

There are some kits on the market that some of my friends swear work. One is a tea you drink right before testing. You might want to check that out.
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>>753285117
>Oregano weed is a meme.

I got ripped off with this once in Honolulu... beautifully crafted fake buds. A work of art. Made of oregano.
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>>753295383
I had real experience on this shit. Had to pass a government screening test, so im sure this works.

First of all this depends greatly on your metabolism and how much of a pothead you are.
Im skinny as fuck and have trouble gaining weight so keep that in mind.
Basically downed like 5 glasses of water, 1 jug of cranberry juice and 1 jug of pineapple juice. A day.
Also did a shot of white vinegar once a day. Didnt have to exercise or shit like that, was clean in 3 weeks (Went to a clinic and did a test to make sure i wasnt going to fuck up on the real test)
Keep in mind i probably smoke anywhere from 5 to 20 grams a day everyday since about 6 years ago
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>>753296394
>>living in Cali
>>smoke weed every day

You can't throw a rock in Cali without hitting a stoned coder. Most of the coders I know can't code for shit until they hit the bong/vape.
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>>753296615
>i probably smoke anywhere from 5 to 20 grams a day everyday since about 6 years ago

wut?
damn.
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I'm smoking dick
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>>753295211
>plastic grinder
Step your paraphernalia game up anon
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>>753291761
new stoner?
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>>753296509
Holy shit lol, i actually shed a tear.

Ive had people try to sell me ground meth as "Pure colombian shit bruh, smuggled in Escobars ass on '86"
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Chronic Cast reporting in.
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>>753296797
Weed aint that powerful here anon, and my tolerance is always on the roof so i have to smoke like a whole bowl or joint to actually feel somewhat high
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>>753296944
>Step your paraphernalia game up anon

not that guy but what?
I have a plastic one and there's no way any plastic comes off.
I have one of those little brushes and I just brush out the crystals into my vape from time to time. No plastic tho.
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>>753281549
aye yeah my g what ends bruv????
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>>753297084
>i have to smoke like a whole bowl or joint to actually feel somewhat high

I was going to ask if you get that sickness from too much weed:
http://www.sacbee.com/news/state/california/california-weed/article156399114.html
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>>753297306
Yes, its true.

There have been around 4 times in my life where i experienced this, and i can name a few causes:
-Didnt eat that day, or the last couple days.
-Didnt sleep well that day, or the last couple days
-Being dehydrated. (Extreme levels, not drymouth bullshit)
-Being dopesick, coming down from other drugs, or in a general bad state.
-Smoking too much weed
I usually get really pale-yellowish, start sweating cold, puke, and feel like im going to pass out. People say there is no such thing as smoking too much, yes yes it is.
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>>753297306
In fact, i think the worst "feeling sick while doing drugs experiences" have been caused by weed, only time i gotten truly sick from anything not weed was ecstasy but i didnt sleep or eat for 4 full days prior to that specific pill that fucked me up
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>>753297724
>People say there is no such thing as smoking too much, yes yes it is.

sometimes I get paranoid that I got the weed sickness when Im sucking down the chronic.

always turns out to be gas tho.
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I just got internet back. And I'm stoned. I had my first conversation in another language today. How you guys doing?
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>>753298500
Trust me, when that chronic gets u sick u gonna feel it. Ironically, even if here in the US i smoke much stronger pot ive never got weedsick here.
Back home it aint strong so we gotta smoke A LOT, so i think it has to do with how much u smoke, how shitty u are feeling when u smoke, and ur tolerance.
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>>753281121
wow do i love weed

weed is some fun stuff maaaaaan

im smoking weed right now, super lemon haze, also ate some weed too in my weed rice n pork chops

was pretty weed tastic, that will take 10 hours at lesat to kick in

i love weed
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Blue Dream
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>>753297306
Yeah if I smoke too much I get nausea. Especially strong strains.
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I dunno what I got rn.
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Ask the roach fairy anything
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>>753299173
>ate some weed too in my weed rice n pork chops
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How does you find a dealer?
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>>753281325
Same reason why you would clean anything with water, to restore it. Not like you would know much about cleaning lmao
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>>753299623
Go to a rave or music festival. Get some guys numbers. Same goes for sex
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>>753299623
>How does you find a dealer?
haha just go see a doctor and get a script
then go to your local dispensorary and pick your poison
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>>753282093
Just smoke by yourself dude. You'll have a better time that way
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>>753300000
sage
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Got myself an eighth of Og kush. Can't smoke it right now unfortunately (still live with my parents)
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Well let's see...
I have a nice OG Kush indo for sleepy time
I have a fruity Van Diesel sativa strain for happy time.

Friday night: VAN DIESEL time in 3.2.1...
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Have a few options...

Flower

Tangie x Strawberry banana
Locomotion
Citrix
Frog Holler

Concentrate

Bubblegum Live Bidder
Or mixed bud shatter

What should I smoke on guys, and how.
Joint,bong,vaporizer,pipe for flower

Wax vaporizer or top some flower with the concentrate....my rig broke

What you guys say??
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Apparently there's more information on the legalization in Ontario. Not sure if I can't wait for it or if I'm dreading it.
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>>753300496
>What you guys say??
I'd start with vaping wax to get your head right.

Then I'd vape whatever tastes the best just to keep it going.
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>>753300641
>Not sure if I can't wait for it or if I'm dreading it.

are you worried about a supply problem?
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>>753291632
ayy i have that exact same grinder

fatties always taste like ass after a few puffs if the weed is ground my dude
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>>753288078
zig zags m8
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Guy at work throws me two g's every two days can't beat free bud just throwing that out there am buzzed and drinking buzzed
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>>753301021
Sounds good to me
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Don't any of you worry about drug testing?
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>>753303516
No, weed is the only thing that stays in ur urine for more than a week, if u need to pass a test, dont smoke, get some fake pee, get a friend to piss on a condom, or get clean.
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I work in the industry, no worries
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>what are you smoking
weedman always says its lemon haze, i'm almost certain it isnt, but hes a cool considerate guy so im not complaining
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>>753289941
some bad skunk like weed right there
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>>753281121
Nice OP nice. I'm currently smoking some The Glue that I bought from my local dispensary. 24% THC My buddy works there and i got an ounce for 130, split it with him and bought half an ounce for 65$ basically. Can't be 5$ a gram.

Pic related.
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>>753281278
Save that shit and make suckers dummy
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>>753290783
Whyd that nigga bring a fucking dildo with you?
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Smoking Bruce banner
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I've been smoking a lot of catnip recently. Really relaxing.

Rate my setup?
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>>753305452
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>>753281278
clean your grinder with iso and you'll have some hash the next day. plus water is shit at cleaning weed paraphernalia
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smokin dis
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>>753305452
>>753305474
Wtf is wrong with you? Fucking smoking cat nip? Fuck man you are fucking retarded.
Pic related, some my bud from the jar The Glue.
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>>753305868
forgot pic
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Damn I ain't seen one of these in a minute..but I'm dabbin Live Resin. Don Shula OG
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>>753305973
I have a 1/4 of GG left, it’s dads favorite...
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>>753306049
I just bought an half ounce today, So far Im loving it.
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>Be me when I was 20 ish
>Blazing like a motherfucker
>Dad is a light sleeper
>Always paranoid he'll catch me
>Has old car parked out back
>Figure if I smoke in it, if he looks out the window if I make noise, he won't see me
>Figure he'd then see the hot box windows or the cherry
>Lightbulb
>Get in car, big saloon car
>Has the pull down armrest in the back that opens into the trunk
>Squeeze into the trunk with a joint and my bong
>Hit a bong
>Smoke the joint
>High as fuck cramped into the trunk of a car
>Literally lolling at myself for ending up there
>It was great
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>be me, 20
>easy access to drugs
>smoke every damn night
>always high as fuck
>have never enjoyed weed outside with friends or anything
>only in my room/apartment
>life is a joke
>good looking, huge dick, virgin stoner
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>>753306217
Nobody fucking cares.
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>>753306566
these threads are a laugh riot, you sound like a huge narcissistic fag who is probably ugly as shit to boot
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>>753281121
Smoked a crap ton pf AK-47 even though i've been awake for over 24 hours. My mind feels fuzzy
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>>753306217
It’s my favorite, I always buy it if it’s available
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>>753306729
well that doesn't help at all
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>>753284275
Wait untill you've been smoking for over 10 years. I can go through 10 grams in a day easy
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>>753284554
Why do you need liquid wrench?
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>>753281121
latest purchase.
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>>753293423
Smoking cocaine is seriously fucked up. However smoking a fat one and then doing a line , is pretty darn good.
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Ready to roll another blund
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>>753293709
Ahh. long time smoker thats fiending i see. I know the feel man
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nothing :( can't find any in my city :/
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>>753284958
what the fuck were y'all just driving weird or what?
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>>753282093
no but one of my friends gets like you its you probably get either really retarded or really obnoxious, my friend gets a bit of both for instance if were in public he likes to basically play the penis game with himself except with weird phrases like "beebee guurrll (in a high pitched squeak)"
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>>753305597
wew wew wew

>>753305973
damnnn looks like it could almost be near 30%

u get that black market?
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>>753305973

Whatta chunk. Know what strain that is? Looks fucking outrageous.
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>>753308242
he said it was gorilla glue i'm pretty sure
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